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Sun November 05, 2017
(Boarding Area)
 
 
 
The Ritz-Carlton in Riyadh is now being used as a jail. A very very nice jail that is
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bless the hearts of the people who run this care home that has set up an old-style pub for residents to have some of their last drinks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What would it be like if wimmens were physically stronger than men, much like the rest of the natural world? Besides no sammiches
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good people on both sides...right?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Saudi prince killed in helicopter crash near kingdom's war-torn Yemen border. No reports of missiles flying everywhere yet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tiger pounces on zookeeper as visitors look on
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida school offers bulletproof backpacks, special compartment holding chalk for body outlines
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this downward diver
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas church shooter's identity released, incident downgraded from "preventable act of terrorism" to "there's just nothing we can do about these things"
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Authorities announce press conference regarding San Antonio area church shooting. Texas governor Greg Abbott expected to speak. LGT livestream
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
"The new 12 cent California gas tax will do little to relieve traffic jams". This news brought to you by the combined efforts of Sherlock, CAPT Obvious and Rick Romero
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(Pete's A Pizza)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pizza delivery map
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Reset the clock. Mass shooting at a Texas church. Multiple casualties have been reported (link switched)
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Sea otters can read, apparently
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australians not impressed with McDonald's new food taster service
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The biggest swindle in American history? College loans
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
° ¬ °
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Today's privacy violation is brought to you by Colorado, in which a high school installed cameras in a bathroom
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Code enforcement is out of hand when they can take your dog
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"There was another one where I saw two ghosts having a sexual encounter in a toilet at a museum in East Kirkby"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Nevada Highway Patrol to close Route 160 this weekend due to: A) road construction. B) median repair. C) world speed record attempt by a Koenigsegg
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The good news: heart disease fatality rate plummets. The bad news: deaths from drug overdoses rose more in the past year than the previous four years combined
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nope. (actually that is pretty cool, still wouldn't do it)
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cross section
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Out of Time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
He's a lumberjack and he's ok
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(Lelands)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Repair this historic image
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Get it right, people: It's not Daylight Savings Time. It's a SINGULAR sensation
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
What's that old saying? "It's not a party until... you're on a party bus and you get shot at from another party bus"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Not news: Man sent to prison. News: For sending prostitutes to strip on the family next door's front porch. Fark: 75 Times since 2013
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Escaped Lynx senses the wildlife park's plan to recapture her, trolls them big time (with pic)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prankster dyes the Lincoln Center fountain's water yellow. What a pisser
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
When thinking about getting back together with your ex standing outside of their second-floor bedroom window at 1am is not the best way to go about it
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Sat November 04, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Hey, you two, knock it off back there. Don't make me turn this plane around. So help me God I'll do it. I'm not kidding"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Okay, now you're just making this stuff up
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Irony awakens after fire breaks out at factory owned by maker of Grenfell Tower's cladding
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Hawaiians troll Trump with "Welcome to Kenya" signs
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clematis seedhead
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state is America's worst. Florida Man's weird crimes cited as main reason
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's not unusual for twins to be close, but these Canadian twins are inseparable
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
After thief steals disabled girl's speaking computer, which is the only way she can communicate with anyone, the local sheriff channels his inner Liam Neeson
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia intercepts ballistic missile over capital. So that peace in the Middle East thing is working out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's Twitter lockdown has raised security concerns from people who worry their accounts could be killed by a customer service rep
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Insane 1:23 first-person mountain biking video will make you say there aren't enough helmets and elbow pads in the world to make one do this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Silent monks granted permission to convert 19th century monastery to brewery. When reached for comment they responded "__________" and "_______"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
200 million Facebook users are fake accounts. 16 million Twitter accounts are fake accounts. Have you noticed these totals keep rising?
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(Fine Art America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old beer truck
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Terrorists don't scare us. New York City drivers scare us"
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
It's a crime to be poor in the State of Oklahoma, and two law firms have filed a class action suit to end this practice
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Things are seriously quacked up in Minnesota, don'tcha know
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy makes a commercial to sell his girlfriend's 1996 Honda Accord. Genius marketing + great production value = true brilliance
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(The Wild Hunt)
 
 
 
Pagans revolting as England cuts homeopathic and herbal "alternative" medicine insurance coverage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: When visiting a country run by a repressive regime, don't tweet about how sick and selfish the leader of that country is, unless you want to experience just how repressive that regime is
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No maple syrup or poutine for you guys anymore, eh
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If your kid got SpongeBob Gummy Crabby Patties in their Halloween haul this year, feel free to help them TP that house this weekend. So grab a handful of whatever's left and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz 10/22-10/28 Starburst Edition
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Here, let me share with you my concerned face. Oh, sorry... that's my don't give a fark face. Here, let me try again. Nope... still not working
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Couple arrested after their son becomes a pillow biter
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Overzealous staffer. New hotness: Overzealous sheepdog puppy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Well at least they tried to make it an awesome possum
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Illinois Department of Human Services goes after a 70-year-old woman for getting more food stamps than she was entitled. Then things get weird
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Observing Daylight Saving Time can worsen your depression, make you have a heart attack, cause you to be in a deadly car crash, and increase your chances of getting mugged
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crusty crustacean
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
I guess if you're Barney Miller, you're allowed to keep a rental car for 30 months past its return date
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pull up a bar stool and let a bartender tell you all the ways they can secretly hate you
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Following the devastation of Hurricane Harvey, one Houston pet clinic has - quietly and with no fanfare - given free veterinary care to over 1,500 cats and dogs - and they are going to continue waiving fees until December 9th. Happy Caturday
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(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
Not news: Men seeking medical pot. Fark: Are bombarding a gynecologist's office
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Veterans groups want marijuana, not opioids, prescribed to treat PTSD
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
It is perfectly legal to draw your concealed handgun in a self-defense situation; however, failure to produce a steak bagel is not one of them
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"Forgiveness is swallowing when you want to spit." I am not sure what Bible they are using, but I am intrigued by their message
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
MSNBC is upset that Trump didn't call for the death penalty of the Vegas shooter. Who is already dead
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Benny Hill settles case against NZ police, old bald guy nowhere to be found
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea starting to buckle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The US is now bombing *spins wheel* Somalia
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(Gant Daily)
 
 
 
Want to make a 9-year-old, who won't likely live until Christmas, have a nice Christmas? All he wants is to get some cards
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to steal an ambulance, make sure it doesn't have a medic or patient inside
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Being a pallbearer at a person's funeral doesn't make up for murdering that person, does it? I'm asking for a friend
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Person shot at vigil for homicide victim. That's NOT how you pay it forward
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
These seven Rutgers students didn't dress up on Halloween for the bar crawl, they dressed up AS the bar crawl
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The hero of Harvey, Houston's own "Mattress Mack", who opened his furniture stores as shelters even while certain Mega-churches we could name stayed locked tight, just lost a $10 million bet with his customers because the Astros won the World Series
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Oregon teen was excited to join her high school dance team. Then she learned about the maple syrup wrestling"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Officer who uncovered Manos' thefts refused promotion over his pink shoes, possibly on the advice of Torgo
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
People involved in domestic assault fitted with GPS monitors. Fark: the victims
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this new construction
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hot "Full Beaver Moon" pictures nowhere near as sophomoric as you hoped
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man killed in Sanford's fifth shooting this week. Jeez, Lamont, do something already
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey was my friend, then he wasn't
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
What should we do with Native American artifacts unearthed by a storm? Seemingly unrelated pic provides an answer
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(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
If your erection lasts more than 6,000 feet, seek immediate Alps. (Not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
MURICA-ready headline: So many Walmart shoppers drew their own handguns during Colorado Walmart attack that police were unable to quickly identify the suspect on CCTV
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As Prince William prepares to welcome his third child, he warns that there are too many people in the world - especially in Africa
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man's amazing Technicolor house isn't winning any rave reviews with his neighbors
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hot Mexican actress arrested for battering boyfriend with birthday cake
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas renames Robert E. Lee High School to Legacy of Educational Excellence High School. LEE High School, if you will
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I really have to pee ..... What's it going to be the door with Caitlyn Jenner on it or the door with Bruce Jenner on it? Confused? Not in Texas
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(MSN Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these scary balloons
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
James Taylor arrested for walking down a country road to meet a teen for sex, explains that he's seen lonely times when he could not find a friend
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Caption this new iPhone X customer in Shanghai
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
German man calls police after mistaking a zuchinni for a bomb left over from World War 2. No word if any of his eggplants look like AR-15s
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman gets DUI | News: On a horse | Fark: Awesome pic of sad horse by police car
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
One person escapes as home explodes in Sultan. Man, if they'd had a swing, they'd really have been in dire straits
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Someone thinks this is the most expensive taco in the world. They have not seen Subby's $10.5M taco made from unicorn meat and pixie dust
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Department of Defense is not planning a nation-wide EMP pulse on November 4, according to spokesman. Good, I wouldn't want that to interfere with getting murdered by Antifa death squads
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rare condition causes man to hear England's National Anthem playing in his head on a loop
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AWOL reigning champion Bowe Bergdahl avoids prison
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Secret Service apprehends person for suspicious activity in front of White House. Suspicious activity inside White House still under investigation
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Thieves steal more than $300,000 worth of new iPhones from a truck in San Francisco. Police hope to recover all 300 phones. That's not a joke
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chief executive of Kenya film classification board: Gay lions 'need counselling' and 'must have been influenced by homosexual men behaving badly in national parks'. Jesus Christ
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone's not lovin' it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If God exists, then how come space does too?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hershey to introduce a new candy bar with no chocolate. This is different from their other bars how?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man takes to streets of Las Vegas wearing t-shirt with cool-looking foreign word on the front, is surprised to discover it means "Sisterf***er" and not "I love you"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red hat society
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Woman who got her dead dog's paw prints tattooed on her breasts worries it's made her undateable
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
No, you should not put mayonnaise on your houseplants
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Stupid: Trying to break into fried chicken shop. Stupider: Getting stuck in an air vent for 7 hours (link fixed)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It. Was. The. Russians.
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the younger brothers of the Las Vegas shooter is just as charming, caring, and compassionate as his big bro
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Earth's ozone hole has shriveled back down to the size it was in 1988. Take that, Al Gore
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(Consumer Product Safety)
 
 
 
All plastic-handled Kidde-brand fire extinguishers made since 1973 have been recalled
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese hipster millionaire graphic novel artist traveling with grandma spends $10K on fake Scotch whiskey. No, this is not a Mad Lib
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This steak is a little stringy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Asian clawed otter pups born squeeking away in Santa Barbara
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your dog gets hit by a car, beating the closest pedestrian won't bring the dog back bring the dog back
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
OMFG shut the hell up, Pat
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
France tightens rules to award the Legion of Honor; having co-starred in Jerry Lewis films remains questionable qualification
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bomb making suspects plot foiled when they bought wrong type of nail polish remover. He must have missed that day in ISIS school
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
A political pamphlet encourages voters to deport: A): The Blacks, B): The Jews or C): The Asians
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Soon-to-be-bankrupt bar offering $5 Moscow Meullers for every time an indictment is made public
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Union bosses tell DNAInfo and Gothamist employees that threats to shut down the sites if they unionize are just "textbook union-busting tactics." DNAInfo and Gothamist employees then vote to join union. Guess what happens next
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(Short List)
 
 
 
"So pop your cherry and have a good night's sleep. Interestingly, that also works in a more metaphorical sense"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surgeons remove 639 nails from patient's intestines. Apparently he misunderstood the diagnosis of an iron deficiency
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Babysitter kidnaps boy, convinces ex-boyfriend the child was theirs, may not have thought her plan through
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dad steals kids' trick or treat haul and discovers treats are 18 years out of date, reacts in the most British way possible: "Bloody hell, that's weird"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two white men are charged with murder after they dragged a black man behind a truck where they also stabbed him because he'd been socializing with a white woman. Sadly not a repeat from the '50s but it is in the South
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not content with the status quo, Australia imported a couple thousand Portuguese Man O'Wars
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
Weeners
 
Man shoots himself in penis while robbing hot dog stand
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Male mammoths died in more stupid ways than females, usually after trumpeting, "Hold my beer and watch this"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this piece of wood
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(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
Texas Dairy Queen franchisee goes into bankruptcy and closes 29 stores. Blames Hurricane Harvey. Fair enough. Also blames low oil prices. Say what now?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If the U.S. president says you're guilty and deserve the death penalty, it may be hard to get an uncontaminated jury pool -- of course this will be someone else's fault
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Odds that's really a doctor on Craigslist looking for subjects for anatomical research are about the same as the odds of that's really a 14 year old girl you're chatting with online, but some people have to find out the hard way
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Another Russian troll farm uncovered. The fake news is coming from inside the house
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
Police arrest smoke shop employee for possession of spice. Remedy this situation, restore spice production, or you will live out your life in a pain amplifier
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban caught in dragnet
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Remember that time when you tried to poison your husband, but accidentally killed 17 members of his family instead? Yeah, that was awkward
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(Some Vet)
 
 
 
Got way too much Halloween candy left over? Your kids overdosing on sugar binges? Donate your excess sugar pills to Operation Troop Treats, who will ship it all off to U.S. troops overseas so your dental problems will be theirs instead
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trying to sue a haunted house because you got scared? That's a losin'
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: For the outdoorsy Farkers, what are your favorite camping/campfire recipes to satisfy your grubby little campmates? Bonus points for sharing tools to make campfire dining successful
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
This kitten has no nose, has more than 2,000 Instagram followers, smells bad
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
The secret history of a nuclear warhead falling 75 feet down a silo in South Dakota
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
New species of Librarian discovered. Ook
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this medicine man
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Subby's laundry can be pretty toxic, especially after a chili cookoff, but never to the point where it would cause a washing machine to explode and disembowel itself, knocking someone out. (Pic, video)
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Whore Island discovered off the coast of Colombia
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Nurse delivers own baby in car outside hospital where she works. Man what does she know about that hospital that we don't?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC terror suspect seen driving with two men in rented Home Depot truck for weeks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New York terror suspect wants to hang ISIS flag in hospital room. Most people on board with hang part of the request
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
100 foods to eat before you die and where to find them in Milwaukee
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Five ice creams flavored like Thanksgiving dinner foods. No word on beaver anal glands
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
California family found safe in the jungle after being kidnapped by Brazilian pirates. Global temperatures seen plummeting
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Japan unveils female police squad to protect Melania, Ivanka Trump. Shirley, you can't be serious
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Prepare yourself for the Full Beaver Moon
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Pit Liquor is a whiskey-based deodorant so you too can smell like a Fark systems admin
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
Boobies
 
Hey mom, here's a Snap of the porn they are showing during lunch
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Right-wing activist complains she was late to press conference because she could not find non-Muslim Uber or Lyft driver. Uber, Lyft take steps to ensure that never happens again
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
It's come to this: Now even porn stars are being accused of sex abuse because of Harvey Weinstein. Full fluffer circle
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In order to boost her colleagues' morale, a woman paraded around her office completely naked [WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK]
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
I guess they were in a hurry
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these baby blues
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's something to be said about a home built entirely out of spite just to piss off an annoying neighbor
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Just a quick reminder that the alt-right civil war against America starts this Saturday. You ready?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Woman suing Sephora claiming she got Herpes from a "common use" lipstick sampler. Wait, "common use"?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man tries to open his beer bottle with a pepper spray canister. Since this is Fark, you can probably guess how it all turned out
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If your kids are unsuccessful in life it's probably because you never let them play. Just look at the Trump family
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Welcome to the party, Powell
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC is still mystified that you can buy guns in America but not dangerous things like sparklers, Haggis, and Kinder eggs
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Topless schoolgirls on dirt bikes injure student in end-of-year prank (NSFWish)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man, 23, who married his 91-year-old great-aunt now wants to collect her pension. Hmm, do you think it might have been more about the money than true love?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Teachers in Oregon are now required to report any knowledge of students having sex with one another
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Walmart: Come for the low prices, stay for the shooting
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Obscure LDS humor: handing fake mission call letters to prospective missionaries. Postings to exotic locales as the Forest Moon of Endor and Mordor are popular
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
An as-yet-unidentified civilian charged the NYC attacker as he emerged from his truck and kicked the guns, which were later found to be a pellet gun and a paintball gun, out of his hands. So, to recap: Fake guns, but VERY real balls
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 652: "Let's Get Lyrical". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 01, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
DNA does not work that way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reporter Mike Stark arrested and beaten for refusing to bend the knee
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Fun fact: The War on Terror has cost us $250 million... a day for 16 years
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
First we get to find out about JFK, and now finally we get to find out what Bin Laden's favorite camel dating site is. Tomorrow will Jimmy Hoffa make an appearance?
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(NBC24)
 
 
 
Local man eats Chipotle for 365 consecutive days, will soon break record, intestines
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Second man wanted in connection with NYC terror attack. UPDATE: The FBI is no longer seeking a second man in connection with the lower Manhattan truck assault that killed eight people, authorities said Wednesday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First Secretary has been accused of sexual harassment which is ironic because usually it's secretaries being chased around the desk. You see, because secretaries are usually women. I'll be returning to the fifties now
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
New slogan for the city of Columbus, Georgia: "We do amazing." Apparently they don't grammar
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(Some Stones Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red door
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
That time after a match when Ric Flair ordered 137 Kamikazes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently, Osama was a hentai porn-hound
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man found dead at Tunbridge Wells sex festival died from MDMA overdose. In other news, THERES A SEX FESTIVAL AT TUNBRIDGE WELLS, KENT (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Corrosion exceeding technical limits" found on a) Yugo steering column, b) 1960s-era nuclear submarine shower pipes, c) brand-spanking-new F-35A outer panel where it meets the airframe
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The next time your mom or your wife chides you for falling asleep during the sermon just tell her you are following the lead of the Pope
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's quitting, and there's quitting in style, and then there's quitting and blowing everything up on the way out
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Audi Owner: Hi, I'm calling to check to see if my Audi R8 is ready to pick up from service. Service Manager: Yeah, about that....
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, the NYC Home Depot truck terrorist turns out to be Florida Man
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this forlorn automobile
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Navy faults both U.S. warships in recent collisions, as predicted by Farkers
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Here are 3 things to do with leftover Halloween candy, and they're actually pretty good ideas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Family unwittingly stays in and favorably reviews Airbnb flat owned by one of Paul Manafort's shell corporations, and now can't decide if it's creepy, weird, or kind of awesome
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What's poppin' off the top of Papadopoulos' esophagus is rockin' this metropolis
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Our city has become a giant attraction park" due to terrible phenomenon of beer bikes
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Non-smokers given extra paid time off to compensate for smoke breaks in one Japanese company. For Americans, 'paid time off' is when you get paid for not being at work
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Despite magic underwear, more Utah high school seniors drinking alcohol
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(Independent)
 
 
 
'High air pressure' prevents televisions in UK from working. Jeez, get a tire gauge, guys, UK electronics are only rated for 30 PSI
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Kum & Go robbed Monday night, Boy George wanted for questioning
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The best thing about this article on the 25 average longest commute times in the U.S. may be the picture selected to represent St. Louis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman attacks a man with her breasts because he harassed her, charged with attempted mamslaughter (possibly not safe for work)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Open Enrollment for the ACA starts today, get it before it's gone
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Felon who fired his public defenders, to act as his own attorney in fatal shoot-out case, starts rough when his ex-girlfriend testifies for the prosecution: "When did your feelings change?" "When you shot at the car"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
It took Levi more than a dozen pumpkins and 4 and a half hours to carve out "will you marry me" along with "yes". Technically he could have saved himself some work carving 'no'
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Idiot lights a firework clenched between his bum cheeks. Shockingly, it doesn't go well (not safe for work)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Terror suspect was a rude customer at a local NJ supermarket. If that's the bar for determining a who is a potential terrorist in NYC, Trump better build that wall at the Lincoln Tunnel
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this couple out for a drive
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
More adorable costume-wearing dogs for this Halloween Woofday Wednesday
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Starbucks begins its war on Christmas
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It's better to be a true materialist instead of a true consumerist because at least a materialist takes pleasure in what he or she already owns
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Letter writer to agony aunt: Oh, poor me, my sweet, loving, caring boyfriend who isn't afraid to show me how he feels and sends me sweet random texts throughout the day isn't romantic enough
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A tunnel collapses under Best Korea's nuclear mountain, trapping 100 miners. So they send in another 100 miners to rescue them. Then the tunnel collapses again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What with all this sexual assault by Hollywood types and Donald Trump, at least we have men of the cloth that we can count on to do the right thing. Right?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Baby with the last name of 'Frankenstein' born at a Florida hospital on Halloween. That's Fronkensteen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pop quiz - You're driving drunk on the Interstate and carrying coke. What's the best way to show your wang to other drivers?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Millennial "baller on a budget" amazed at the browning of meat prior to cooking it another way. Extra millennial tip? Better quality meat tastes better
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
This story has it all. A Bishop sleeping with 2 sisters, voodoo curses, exorcisms, jealous psychics, Dan Cortese
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Have you had a blood transfusion? Congratulations, you probably have Alzheimer's
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
When a 5-year-old hears "Fire Safety Week," guess what word catches their attention the most?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
National Pervert Radio
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Elderly Arkansas woman shoots, kills 19-year-old home intruder
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Falsely arrested Utah nurse settles for $500,000
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not News: Two young men argue. News: One shoots the other twice in the head. Fark: They were arguing over the Biblical meaning of forgiveness
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Some Schmunk decided the best way to transport a kid's swimming pool would be on top of the mini van. With a child inside it. But don't worry, he was strapped into the pool
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Real cricket tacos now on sale at Atlanta Hawks arena, much better those other guys' fake cricket tacos
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
White girl who rubbed used tampons on her black roommate's bag gets arrested
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Like a floating red balloon, the 2017 "Fark Scary Stories" thread is waiting for you. Top 10 voted Smart or Funny stories get a sponsored month of TotalFark. We all float down here
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NPR nails it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Who do you turn to if you want to find out how to hack a butt plug? Why, a penetration tester, of course
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery's annual ultimate guide to the Halloween candies of 2017 has arrived
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
Butt dial 911 while playing "Call of Duty"? You better believe that's a robust police response
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Slightly better than Chick Tracts
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Not the usual Rodney Dangerfield joke ending
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Trick or meth" is itself a trick: the trick is meth, and the meth is meth. Your kid is getting meth
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC will finally shed its conservative stifled attitude, and allow dancing in bars. I had a footloose joke that was great when I read this on the train this morning, trust me, but now I can't remember it
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Cop says to black girl on street, "Let's dance". Then.... what? They actually dance? Awwww
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Hostage situation at an elementary school in Riverside, CA, as reports say parent has taken a teacher hostage
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(Tompkins Weekly)
 
 
 
50 years ago UFOs attacked Newfield, New York and the Air Force was called in
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clown somewhere unexpected
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until you take a sword to the head. Well, apparently that's fun too, in the Armored Combat League
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(Palm Beach Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman accused of getting drunk and offering tap dance to cop
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Best. Halloween. Weather. Forecaster. EVAR
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
That's why they call them "cigarette butts"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"He fired a warning shot into his ceiling, but when the burglars appeared unfazed, he fired two more shots at them." Fail tag is for both burglars, one of whom is no longer with us
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's this year's handy-dandy guide to offensive Halloween costumes
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Culinary capitals of the U.S.? Michelin makes it *** official: Bay Area 7, New York 5
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. Neither does a drunk man with a rifle
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ghost horse
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Possible shooter in a car running over pedestrians and then hitting a school bus very close to subby in Downtown Manhattan. Multiple injured
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
"Samuel Adams just released a $200 beer that's illegal in 15 states"
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Here's something to teach those little candy-grabbing bastards a lesson they won't soon forget
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you plan to take your children trick or treating in Florida tonight, the police would like you to keep an eye out for any instances of kids trying to eat your face
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Cougars are getting more common in North America, and attacks can happen in unexpected places, like in flight
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Medical Experts: Rabies is survivable if treatment is sought within 10 days. Florida Woman: "Experts." What do they know?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beer festival in China has German roots, but no lederhosen. Lots of awesome pictures
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb - even if you keep the receipt
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(Register Citizen)
 
 
 
"Man critical after bystander pulls him from river". You would think he could show at least a little appreciation for that
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Legendary mountain climber Taylor Swift dies at 94
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this but Ireland has a 'massive' alcohol problem
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
... aaaaaaaaaand we have the second recorded instance of Halloween blackface for Oct. 31, 2017
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans psychic does ambush readings on the street. Nobody saw her coming
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Happy Halloween haunters. What do you do to scare candy out of your neighbors? Costume or decorate? Show us
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
500 years ago today, Martin Luther had a dream
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(NPR)
 
 
 
German government to social media companies like Facebook and Twitter: What's that? You having a hard time deleting abusive posts right away, even after they're reported? Well, how about a $58.3 million fine per incident? Would that help?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-10-22 to Sat 2017-10-28
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
As you enjoy your Halloween candy, remember that the bulk of it was made by slave labor. SPOOKY
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
It's your annual Fark Jack-O-Lantern Photoshop Contest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN today: Benghazi attack suspect arrested in Libya. Infowars tomorrow: Benghazi attacker had HRC's personal cell number tattooed on his back and was trained in urban assault by Michelle Obama
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Helping customers while wearing blackface, knowing that management's got your back? That was easy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This Halloween is all about our pumpkin-headed president. Man, talk about low-hanging fruit, especially since he's out of his gourd
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(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you were an editor at Jared Kushner's New York Observer. So let's observe what you observed
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The Trump administration is so racist it can't even abide black licorice
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Remember the massive Force 11 storm that left 2 women and their dogs stranded at sea for 5 months? Neither does the National Weather Service
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
I never saw this in The Book of Mormon
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Power knocked out to about half of Saskatchewan after beaver chews down power pole. This is the most Canadian thing you will read today
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's something for your bucket list
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Three arrested after creation of pizza abomination
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Dumb: Couple uses shady website to buy a cellphone, both get shot. Asinine: Their parents blame the police for not warning the public that people pull scams via the internet
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Judge orders man to write 144 nice things about his ex-girlfriend after sending her gross text messages
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Bite my meatbag-mocking ass
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
That's a rough 31, Mrs. Unconscious Woman of Walmart
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Braaaaaaaaaaa.... please visit our town... aaaaaaaaaaaains
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Construction workers are most at risk of suicide, according to the CDC. Lobbyists for the Assistant Crack Whore union have not yet commented on this story
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A study found that people ate about two more pieces of candy when it was placed in clear bowls near their desks versus in opaque containers further away from them, according to the Captain Obvious Research Institute
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Royal family carries on time-honored tradition of inbreeding
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A 1934 puzzle returns, with a hefty prize for the first to solve it. Can you identify both the killers and the victims?
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Driving with drugs in your anus, a dead woman in the trunk, and shooting at other cars is no way to go through life
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The story behind those old Halloween string masks
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Puppy left to die in a dumpster looks like Dobby the House Elf
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Eel trafficker not slippery enough
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man hiding in the Bushes
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Yawn: The US has three times as many children living in poverty as Norway. WTF: The US has more children living in poverty than Russia
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Who woulda thunk it? You find 2 heads in a cooler in a tourist zone, and tourists don't want to go there anymore. So much for the Halloween spirit
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight is Paul's Memory Bank's Halloween show. Starting off with a mini-tribute to Fats Domino before getting into the spirit of the night. The 2nd half features The Mercury Theater on the Air's 10/30/38 broadcast of the War of the Worlds. Show starts @ 8PM EDT
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The tragic tale of Florida Man, his collection of guns, and his imagination thankfully ends with no fatalities
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(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
What do you do when a man in a ski mask breaks into your house a midnight, tackles your mom, and demands money? If you are Sharaia Walker you shoot him in the ass with a gun named Barbara
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Middle school cafeteria's autumn lentil festival turns out to be a bad idea
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Facebook is not somehow listening in on our conversations, processing what we are saying, and then using that information to feed us with ads for cat food. You just talk about cats all the time on Facebook
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders:"Did I say nothing happened? I meant nothing BEYOND THAT happened"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A glitch in the Matrix? The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Squarespace)
 
 
 
Photoshop this in-your-face move
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Plans to name German high speed train after Anne Frank cause uproar, likely due to people worried about it disappearing somewhere in the Pacific Ocean
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, the case of the missing submarine reporter gets weirder and darker
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Singing could get you a careless driving charge. Yodeling could get you shot
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texas school district gets shamed over corporal punishment stance by the Church of Satan
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Forget plastic surgery to become more attractive; you can simply stick magnets up your nose
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(Some Sucker Born Every Minute)
 
 
 
The United States has spent about 40 billion dollars on early models of the F-35 that do not work and never will work. Don't worry. We're still going to buy more of them, of course
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Winters are getting shorter, say scientists. Will wait for Johnny's rebuttal
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The real problem with having electronic assistants like Alexa in your home? Your kids may develop a better relationship with them than they have with you. And that's going to be bad news for you when Skynet takes over
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(AOL)
 
 
 
The best way to liquefy a deer turns out to be a police car travelling at 114 mph. And you thought you wouldn't learn anything new today (Video is sorta-graphic)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain could lead the world's 'fourth industrial revolution' if it embraces robots and technology. If only there was a marketplace where they could sell their goods, possibly their neighbors. I'm sure they'll figure something out
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
One... two... three. Three former Trump officials arrested in the Mueller probe. Ah-ah-ah (Arrest Day discussion thread 2)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Whitefish available?
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(Chick)
 
 
 
9 easy ways to be the worst house ever on Halloween
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Let us all pause for a moment of silence for the brave soldiers and civilians who gave their lives 79 years ago today to protect New Jersey from a large scale invasion
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Photoshop this winter welcoming
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ I wish I was in / Tijuana / Eating barbecued iguana ♬
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
If you bet on Paul Manafort being indicted first thing this morning we have some good news for you
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Please responsibly recycle your bear cubs; don't toss them in the dumpster
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Clown arrested for trespassing when he was discovered sleeping in another person's bed. Alcohol and cocaine were involved. Happy Halloween
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Boy, this Forever War seems like it's taking forever to end
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
In which it is revealed that Kim Il-sung was a fan of Magnum, P.I., at least where helicopters were concerned
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
12-year-old's suicide attempt turns into a homicide
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Millennial men are at "it" again ;)
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Feds not buying liquor brand's claim that it invented vodka with 'Health Benefits'
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The Queen has limited intelligence and the rest of the Royal Family are like a virus (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ Strangling soldiers by their side. Fearless men with murderous ties. Men who mean just what they say. Murders by the Green Berets ♫
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(BBC-US)
 
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In what is totally not a scouting party for the upcoming aquatic invasion, octopuses are emerging from the sea
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