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Sun October 22, 2017
(Snopes)
 
 
 
La David Johnson's widow wrote letter denouncing Rep. Frederica Wilson using her husband for political purposes. Either that, or the right-wing fake news folks wrote it. Difficulty: timestamp on letter
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wild hog messes with Texas dude and is shot dead. Of course, hoggy has been tearing up Texas dude's property for the last five years so it took him awhile
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In China cranes are a traditional symbol of immortality, longevity, vigilance, prosperity, and happiness. Side effects of unscheduled visits may include sudden unexpected urge to purchase a new car, underwear (brain-jarring video)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I do say, m'lady, that this divorce card of yours is quite stunning. Prithee, may I see your back painting and then perhaps inquire as to your interest in a rousing game of Puff Billiards or Battle Ball? Splendid
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(ACSH)
 
 
 
Pesticide religion has doomsday prediction. In other news, there's a pesticide religion
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
U.S. preparing to put nuclear bombers back on 24-hour alert. Sleep tight
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this odd sculpture
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a chance to buy Elvis's pink Cadillac, Hugh Hefner's '73 BMW, JFK's radio, Jacqueline Onassis's nightgown? Simple ... just bring your checkbook
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(Some Corny Guy)
 
 
 
91-year-old can still out cornhusk you. HE CAN EAR JUST FINE
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Alexa, if there is a God, then why would he allow this to exist?
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Truck with 40,000 pounds of French fries rolls over on Minnesota I-35W. Police summon fire rescue, tow vehicles, tanker full of ketchup
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Accidentally brush past someone in a Dubai bar? That'll be 3 months in the hole
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another day, another millennial-bashing article from NYP, which is now raging against millennials who eschew modern life by living in vans. "These dirtbags sure are giving a lot of people like me road rage"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sailors
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Would you like some fentanyl with your cocaine?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another sign that millennials are having trouble coping with everyday life: Smoking weed on the job because it's soooooo stressful
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Winning bid of $166,000 for Titanic passenger's letter sinks all competing offers
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Prehistoric shrimp emerge from the Australian desert after a heavy rain. They're immediately captured and sold into the dark world of Sea Monkey black market
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Are those three T-bone steaks in your shorts or are you just happy and oddly shaped?
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Wiley coyote attacks road runner
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this four-wheeler
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Our song
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida couple's Amazon order comes with a little bonus surprise of 65 pounds of weed, so of course the first thing they do is call the cops
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
School cancels Halloween because it's not inclusive of all students. Fark: Replaces it with Black and Orange day. I guess White and Yellow aren't welcome
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Jamie "Can Head" Keeton has a "superpower." Can you guess what it is? Bonus: He holds a Guinness world record for it
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Not news: Memo leaked from the White House. News: It's a roadmap of their policies towards women that's heavily influenced by a well known feminist's writings. Fark: Margaret Atwood
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A male infertility crisis is about to hit us, and help could come from... the Middle East?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brian causing CHAOS in Britain. "Dozens of chairs were blown over by the strong winds, and locals were seen helping men in high-vis jackets to pick them up"
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(Driving (Canada))
 
 
 
Dumbass thinks that EVs won't work because there's not enough room at the gas pump
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New law in Britain may require people to get off horses if they're deemed too fat
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Police said she violated the no-trespassing order because "the cake Walmart sells is too good to stay away"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite forecaster warns: "CITIZENS OF CALIFORNIA"
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(Some Flat Hat)
 
 
 
The police chief at the College of William & Mary is named Deb Cheesebro. Also, some jackass detonated an IED near the campus there Thursday night in an act of domestic terrorism
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
Video
 
Sometimes we get what we deserve: Global Warming is going to kill off all the coffee trees
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Czechmate, libs
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
This just in: Forecast calls for snow this winter in Canada
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
First class problems
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop leg day
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock foils car thieves
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
"Police rushed to the toy store after receiving a complaint that a red Lego Ninja was violating a ban on wearing face coverings"
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
"Don't let strippers in your house"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fall leaf
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There's a very fine line between living in a house that's cluttered and being a hoarder, so pick up that excess crap and throw it away
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
ICE agents enter private property without warrant or permission and arrest an individual. Yes, you better believe some people have a problem with that
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Guy brought back to life by favorite sports team's chant played at his bedside. Either that or improved medically after his brain surgery (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you use your dad's cop car to commit armed robbery, pick a victim who doesn't know you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best wine to drink with your Halloween candy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mile High Club with stewardesses provided for first class. Economy class still provides complimentary beatings
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police looking for a hairy-handed gent, who ran amok in Kent. Investigation to move to Mayfair
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate sold heroin in a hospital maternity ward where he was visiting his newborn daughter
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
50 years ago, a guy got photographed while burning his draft card, had his face printed on a "Fark the Draft" poster, and ended up expanding our First Amendment rights. Today he explains what it was like to be a meme before the Internet existed
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You earn a special kind of karma if you give a tired iguana lost at sea a ride back home on the paddle of your kayak
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(BBC)
 
 
 
LAN party in Tokyo
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you were hoping to finally read all those soon-to-be-declassified JFK assassination files... wait, there's breaking news (link updated)
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Ivanka Trump's "punk phase" (link goes to historical evidence)
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher duct tapes mouths of 10 students. Not surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When it comes to the upcoming winter forecast across America, who are you going to believe: Accuweather or the Farmer's Almanac?
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(lovemeow.com)
 
 
 
How a blind raccoon helped two kittens find their forever home just in time for Caturday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to break into a store and empty the cash register, don't leave your wallet with your photo ID behind
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If the "police" call asking you to bail your friend out of jail with iTunes cards, you should know there's just a slight chance it's not an entirely legitimate request
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Monday evening a manure storage facility at a farm ruptured releasing an estimated 250 thousand gallons of manure into an unnamed tributary to Stehman Run, which runs into the Conestoga River." Guess what that tributary is called now?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Britain prepares for the wrath of Brian. IT'S NOT A HURRICANE
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Texans who pleaded for hurricane relief after Harvey, on Puerto Rico: "They should stay where they are and fix their own country up. Lack of responsibility is not an emergency on my part"
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(White House)
 
 
 
If you are discharged/retired from the Armed Services, you might want to get your affairs in order. Tomorrow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It feels like something is eating my brain" said man with something eating his brain
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
London is now more dangerous than New York
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Teacher throws dildo-filled X-rated surprise party at school: "As the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
WHO chooses Robert Mugabe as good will ambassador??
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In Scotland you will not be allowed to smack your children when they act up. You can still give them a Glasgow Kiss though
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri prepared to transform the Arch into a Stargate for Amazon
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Indiana county shuts down successful needle exchange program because Jesus
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
"Hudson Henge" mystifies, excites the masses in New York City
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this herb harvest
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
University bookstore employee stole over $20,000 worth of books. Officials did not turn up either textbook when searching his residence
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Trump takes it in the cornhole on biofuels
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alaska alligator outgrows bathtub, owner in de-nile about letting it go
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you start seeing some slightly chubby guy digging a long hole in Maryland, don't worry. It's just Elon Musk up to his old Hyperloop shenanigans again
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This summer, you couldn't have laptops in your carry on. Now the FAA wants to ban laptops in checked bags. They should just stop transporting passengers, it's much safer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If they weren't hardened criminals before, they probably are now. (Not safe for work)
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Caption what these birds are saying to each other
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Don't worry, Fake News will still be free
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(WESA Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
How many of you have a toilet in your unfinished basement? Know anyone who does? Know why?
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(It's not from the movie)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene from the next Star Wars movie
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Only 3 of Richard Spencer's supporters were arrested for attempted homicide at the rally yesterday
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
MGM would like to remind you there's excitement and unpredictability and great line-of-sight views at all their hotels, not just Mandalay Bay
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Man, Garfield was WAY more hardcore than I remember (possible NSFW stuff on page)
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Southwest celebrates first 'unmanned' flight on new airplane. And by "unmanned," they mean no men
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Reserve police officer who is also Indiana University's emergency management director found asleep, allegedly drunk and covered in vomit in the driver's seat of a running car
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
In an effort to slowly bring Wisconsin into the modern age, a bill is proposed to make sex with an animal a felony
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
That local "Haunted House" that you go to is probably filled with fire code violations. Boo
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
All those hipsters with their city chickens in their backyards are learning new lessons on disease vectors
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man accused of selling moonshine in Virginia and Tennessee caught with Fark party starter kit
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Dolph Lundgren praises Putin by saying that only a cool man like him can keep an eye on the goddamn 5,000 nuclear warheads
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Vikings razed Iceland's forests 1,000 years ago, haven't won Super Bowl since
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ICE: 'California wildfires were caused by illegal aliens.' Fire investigators: 'uh, no they weren't.' ICE: 'ILLEGAL ALIENS'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's drunk, there's falling-down drunk, and there's "I didn't know I blew a guy in the pub until they told me in jail the next day". Wonder what her Fark handle is
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(MSN)
 
 
 
New Yorkers fell for the meanest fast-food hoax. EVER
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lion that loves strawberries
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thong jeans hit the runway and you clicked. I think we're alone now
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
SMART train hits dumbass
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Somebody wake up CNN, the search for Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 has resumed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you are a smoker and perform cunnilingus, you could get cancer. However, if you smoke *while* performing cunnilingus, then you have some really farked up priorities
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even Australian frogs are dangerous, well at least to snakes
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Group is trying to convince Amazon to build its headquarters in remote Anchorage, Alaska. Good luck with all that
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
What a maroon
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
His guitar wants to kill his mama...and did
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man with Britain's smallest penis lands job with slogan appropriate for his notoriety
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Thu October 19, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Kid brought butterknife to school. For lunch. So, obviously the kid needed to be taught a lesson
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi Richard Spencer says it hurt a lot when he got punched in the face
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
ISIS uses Facebook, LinkedIN, Google +, Instagram to recruit jihadis, marking the first time LinkedIN got anyone a job
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you were wondering what it takes to stay looking young urine for a surprise
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(Tulsa World)
 
Weeners
 
Penal system sued for not helping hardened criminal
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
...and the biggest WTF of 2017 belongs to
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Former cop charged with manslaughter for killing his daughter's non-white boyfriend, claiming that he feared for his life when he saw a black person offering a handshake
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spam heists on the rise in Hawaii, feeding growing black market. Viking mob involvement rumored
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's not often that a Catfishing story has a happy ending. Outside of Louisiana, that is
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
States tightening the leash on fake service dogs, expect to choke off the problem shortly. Your dog wants some breathing room
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CIA fires trainee for repeated displays of apathy and disinterest, and then promptly outs her to the world on Twitter, ruining future career prospects. Nice work, CIA
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Completely legitimate ghost activity caught on several security cameras of city, right in the middle of shot, which perfectly ties in with anecdotal testimonies from staff and regulars. No fishing wire or desperate attempts at free publicity here
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Broke and cannot pay for your spouse's funeral arrangement? Off to jail you go
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Get busted in a diesel theft ring, grace us with an epic mugshot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm rubber your glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. NO YOU'RE THE COLLUDER. Our president, ladies and gentlemen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: a bong, a thong, and a song
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: I would give myself 10/10 for Puerto Rico response
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
"Sir, that's a $40 surcharge"
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(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
Guy nabbed at airport trying to make Americium great again
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Police department defends Officer who lied about warning suspect before shooting him. Apparently, thinking something is the same as doing something if you have a badge
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: How are you preparing for Halloween? Have your party treats planned out or are you looking for tips on goodies to make and take? Link goes to a festive drink since Farkers are notoriously bad at finding ways to booze it up
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bees
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross a Ewok with Gallagher? This guy
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man mistakes Ken Griffey, Jr. for a Civil War general
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Tinder is reinforcing ancient mating habits...like the 2am booty calls behind the Gas-N-Sip
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know things are farked up when the Washington Post does a feature on fallout shelters that are still in existence and have remained pristine for half a century
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is world's oldest tortoise GAY? Not that there's anything wrong with that
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Just because you can, doesn't mean that you should. Case in point, the 17-string guitar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wine connoisseurs
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(The Register)
 
 
 
NY Police: No, we can't tell you how much we took in civil asset forfeiture, as our database fell down the stairs by accident and injured itself. Judge: Fark You
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spain to trigger direct rule on Catalonia to crush independence rebels
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
McCain wants answers about Niger, oh and a strategy, or a plan, or some reason why men had to die would be nice, too
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Today's question for those who felt we shouldn't rebuild New Orleans because it was flood prone: Should we allow people to build homes in areas prone to wildfires?
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Microbrewery offers to exchange tickets to Alt-Right Richard Spencer's speech in Gainesville for free beer, so of course they've received death threats
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
People in one neighborhood come together to raise an orphaned deer. Up until the day wildlife agents shoot it because it lost its fear of humans
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That's what Xi said
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's still too soon for somebody in Las Vegas to set up a Halloween display featuring 58 headstones and the hashtag #vegasstrong
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Some dumbass who got defeated by a Rust Monster wants to tell you all about how D&D changed the way he views his life
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Every teeny tiny itsy-bitsy little bit of separation is a step in the right direction. We're so proud of you... New Mexico?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 650: "Let There Be Light". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study finds that three-quarters of flying insects have vanished during the last 25 years. Hmm. Maybe they just flew somewhere else
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Thieves on surveillance video hug in celebration after car-break-ins
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Long time Farker published a sci-fi novel. To quote Jay Sherman from The Critic, "Buy my book Buy my Book"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
This is EXACTLY what your day needs: the mental image of a bunch of 60-something retirees jogging naked around the trailer park
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Tower, this is Air Berlin requesting a flyby." "Negative, Air Berlin, the pattern is full"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Apparently not a drive-thru ATM
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Three little pigs found running loose amid reports that someone blew their houses down
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Florida Brewery brews clever plot of trading in your admission tickets for free beer to thwart white nationalist Richard Spencer's speaking event. BRILLIANT
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Dammit, are you the one responsible for putting this crossing guard in my way?"
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pastoral setting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kangaroo boxing match captured on infrared video. It's the X-Games for marsupials
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Novelist Margaret Atwood receives Franz Kafka prize, or at least she will once the paperwork makes it through a nightmarish bureaucracy run by shadowy, malevolent forces
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At a time when opioid deaths in the U.S. are on the rise, they're actually dropping in Colorado. Wonder why?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy figures out clever way to let people know he had sex
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former hostage couple on having children while in Taliban captivity: "We always planned to have a big family and decided, hey let's make the best of this and at least go home with a larger start on our dream family. We're Irish, haha"
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(University of Florida)
 
 
 
The list of banned items for the white supremacy speech, rally, and protest at University of Florida tomorrow. Underpants and service animals appear to be allowed
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cranes spotted around the 'Hotel of Doom' putting up finishing touches. This is not a repeat from 1987, 1992, 2006, 2008 or 2013. Really, it's going to open this time
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this polka-dotted lady
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Insurance company sends letter to 9-month-old boy explaining he's too expensive to keep alive"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Smartphone use by drivers is killing more people than ever, but few people want to know just how many; come for the frightening statistics, stay for the link to the driver's ed film by Werner Herzog
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian women are ditching boob jobs and opting for bum enhancements to copy 'booty queen' look flaunted by the stars. Also known as the Iggy Effect. (NSFW)
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Domestic violence case against man dropped because of his "cultural incompetence"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Photographer captures the o_O faces of women before, during and after
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
OK, forget yesterday's Bigfoot article, as this one out of Arizona is much more cromulent. In fact, the photo isn't even blurry
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A 6-year-old Kansas boy who loves cops decided to hand out doughnuts and lemonade to his local officers. While the police appreciated his gesture they let him know it's not going to help with any speeding tickets in 10 years or so
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The most popular Halloween candy sold in every state. Louisiana, I think we need to have a talk
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(Vice)
 
 
 
After memorable Ménage à Trois, researcher gets PhD in threesomes
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"I can guarantee with my life that the train will be called Trainy McTrainface"
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Today's mass shooting comes to you from Maryland
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man surrenders to police while bringing in a dozen donuts for them
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Have you ever found a razor in your kid's Halloween candy? No you haven't
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Couple spotted on CCTV having sex in a Domino's spared jail after judge decides the pizza was punishment enough
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's in her hand
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
If you want a team, get a pack of wolves. If you want a family member, get a dog. Here's your Woofday Wednesday thread
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Can you be too fat for prison? An attorney is trying to keep his 273 lb. client out of it with this argument
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
There's a new boy in Fiddler's Green
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Aviation police that dragged guy off of United plane are forcibly removed from their jobs
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
So why DOES a museum keep burying whales under Raleigh NC?
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(Skagit Valley Herald)
 
 
 
You're a gamergater who got doxxed by gamergaters, so you went after liberals for being pedophiles. Then you found your parents were liberals. So you took a stand about ethics in patricide
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Popeye's corporate being kept abreast of the situation? Who will finally blink in this game of chicken? Who will rule the roost and earn their wings? This story has legs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky, see what happens when you handcuff 8- and 9-year-olds? ACLU lawyers kick your ass
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Hero EMT saves civilians when officer has a panic attack after firing seven rounds at an unarmed man. With bodycam "goodness" embedded (warning, autoplay.)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
People have been wondering if the missing security guard from the Las Vegas shootings was possibly involved in it? Or maybe he was kidnapped? Or maybe.... oh, never mind, he's just a sellout. Jesus Campos to appear on Ellen show
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Jealous of recent nearby southern California wildfires, oil refinery in El Segundo sets itself ablaze
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember the fires in Oregon and Washington? The good news: Atmospheric River to bring them rain. The bad news: A 5000 mile long atmospheric river that may bring up to 15" of rain
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to hurricanes and wildfires, nobody's talking about the fact that last week there was an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico that may be the largest since BP's Deepwater Horizon in 2010
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Wait, this is a crime? Sooo, this isn't just a Fark kink?? Well, there goes my plans for tonight
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Thief uses coin-operated vacuum cleaner to suck itself off
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well that explains a whole lot about Alex Jones
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
You're a 'pastor' who owns a grave marker factory, and claim a family didn't pay for 'extras' on their 5 year old's stone. Do you A) Forgive the debt, B) Go to small claims court, or C) Repossess the child's marker?
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Kidnapped grandmother fends off knife-wielding attacker by reaching for something that responds much faster than the police
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Free heroin with your Speedway Speedy Rewards card
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Trump to widow of soldier killed in Niger attack: "He knew what he signed up for"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Syrian surface to air missile battery tries to fire on Israeli airplane for the second time, Israeli air force ensures there will be no third try
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Tue October 17, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Macaque prefers buddy's attention
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
High school cheerleaders in Utah proclaim their support for interracial sex. Oh, wait. Nope. Just racist-ass brats
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What's one way to keep people from calling the police? Arresting them as material witnesses
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police called after a Chicago teen was repeatedly warned about sneaking onto the basketball court at fitness facility. Since this is on Fark, you can guess what happens next
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Little girl perishes from massive crack overdose
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Another day, another teacher putting it where it doesn't belong
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pressure gauge somewhere useful
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that archaeologists have spotted hundreds of mysterious, ancient stone structures put there by aliens in Saudi Arabia on Google Earth, but archaeologists have spotted hundreds of mysterious, ancient stone structures put there by aliens
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"The sheriff's office said the victim ran as the clown chased him a short distance. Then the clown tripped and fell, and went back into the bushes. "
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Subby never knew there was a "Whiskey Bible," but it has announced the best whiskey of the year
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Here's why we really like repetition in music. Repetition in music, in music, music, music, mumumumumumusic (video)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Would you rather have $100,000 or an old letter from the Titanic? Me too, but the article is about the letter
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Kingfisher
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Parents can too co-sleep with their kids and still have a sex life, say parents of kid who's going to be in therapy for decades
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
OK. This time we have absolute, irrefutable, complete proof of Bigfoot's existence. Maybe
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cow on the loose in Prospect Park, Brooklyn. Citizens in utter panic
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
'Haunted' seaside Maine castle on the market for $3.35M. But don't worry: "If there is a spirit there, it's benevolent"
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Somewhere, in the distance, Kevin Kline is seen murmuring to John Cleese, "You named your daughter after a car?"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Group of friends build Halloween yard display with a 20 ft, two-story, 1,000 lb, replica of a Star Wars AT-AT. Will be tripped up by snow speeders once the first snow falls
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man tries using a propane torch to burn spiders from under his trailer. Since you are reading this here you would be correct in assuming something went wrong
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Drones are dropping drugs, cell phones and weapons into prison yards around the U.S. Hollywood now working on Shawshank reboot
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore fatberg removal to cost $60,000, take up to a week NSFL (Not Safe For Lunch)
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
A movie theater that won a lawsuit over Utah's liquor laws and the movie "Deadpool" is asking for a lot of chimichangas in attorney's fees
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Just like there are no gays in Iran, there is no sexual harassment in China
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Fire chief, wife arrested after husband crashes motorcycle, wife interferes with investigation, follows husband to hospital, forces her way into ER, pulls out husband's IV, tosses his drawn blood into waste can, husband hits cop arresting wife. The Aristocrats
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this curious cub
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Is pulling your laptop out of your carry-on bag your favorite part of going through airport security? It is? You're definitely going to want to fly through BWI, then
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Che Guevara would probably not be too happy with what Cuba looks like today. And don't even get him started on how much one of his shirts costs
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Lottery machine picks out the same numbers for six days in a row and nobody at the lottery company notices. What are the odds?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The government is responsible for the opioid crisis. This cannot be overstated
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Researchers are getting closer than ever to linking sugar to cancer. Sweet
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Made for Fark headline: "The secret to amazing chocolate chip cookies? Bang them"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Gang bang ends in bang bang
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Jesus has left the building
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Election interference, Canadian style
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Headline reminded me I still need to send Delta a thank you card
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Aww nuts
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Three coal-fired power plants generating more than 4,000 MW to be shut down by the end of 2018 in the God-forsaken, over-regulated, job-killing hell-hole of....Texas
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Student who inhaled 360 nitrous oxide canisters in one week learns she may never walk again. Who's laughing now?
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Woman fleeing California wildfire uses a duffel bag as a makeshift sidecar for her 70-pound dog
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(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
United passenger pissed on and off simultaneously
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Maybe, just maybe, if we actually want to MAGA, we could start by getting every kindergartner free milk with their lunch, rather than relying on other five-year-olds having to raid their own piggybanks to pay for their peers. #sotiredofwinning
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Your bear wants steak
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This story is bizarre even by Florida standards: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
North America's second-oldest Snow Monkey gets a promotion
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Shiat's on fire, yo
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Proving he's still learned nothing, Pharma Bro trolls the press
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kneel for the anthem? Bad. Sit on the flag? Good
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop these New Zealand police officers
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Old and not so scary: snakes on a plane. New and more scary: hundreds of motherf***ing unsavory German cockroaches on planes
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) it's "Psychedelia Night". Some songs are classified as "psychedelic rock", while some songs are a bit more blatant with the drug references, especially the comedy bits
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
94-year-old retired surgeon scrubs up for final time to check item off bucket list, at least that's what they told him
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boy survives tumble at Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls . . . slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Story is not quite as Fark-ready as headline implies: "Pony evacuated in back seat of Honda accord." The picture is better though
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Who wants to join us in facing God's wrath?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
A deputy is fired after inviting an 18-year-old adult dancer he had arrested, along with her roommate, to his home while his young daughter was asleep. He had managed to keep his job in 2008 after flexing his pecs at jurors
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this well-camouflaged critter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Maltese reporter who broke Panama Papers stories and was reporting on links between Malta's president and Azerbaijani passport ring killed in car bomb attack
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The skies of England have turned red with ash and dust. Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People mysteriously missing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Elon Musk rebuilding Puerto Rico's power grid to show off Tesla's solar panels and batteries, will name new power company OCP
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hollywood celebs groping starlets. New hotness: tattooing your perverted intentions on your forehead so the cops can find you easier
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"So, while Fiji was at the top of my bride's romantic getaway list, my mind went immediately to flying 5,300-miles to meet a baker"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Laptop taken from a Belgian woman who voluntarily left Europe to become an ISIS bride reveals strangely typical Internet surfing habits: baking recipes, sports scores for teams from her native country, pirated movies, and, of course, 1tb of porn
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
An explanation of why so many happily married wives are having affairs. Not yours, though
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-10-08 to Sat 2017-10-14
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Violate your probation? You know the rules buddy, no donating a kidney to your kid then
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Idaho Father Killed By Doomsday Prepper Deputy In Bull Euthanasia Gone Awry
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's still too soon for an Anne Frank Halloween costume
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this porch light
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
First fatality linked to Hurricane Ophelia confirmed in Ireland. LGT Ophelia liveblog. Stay safe Irish Farkers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
First Nations to Canada: your rent is going up
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
President Trump thinks he'll appoint 3 more Supreme Court justices in his first term. And, they will be the best perfect wonderful justices that everyone is talking about
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Hoist the anchor, man the torpedo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently millennials don't care that their freedoms are being taken away
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman who ate asbestos as a child has developed cancer at 23. It's a wonder she didn't get shingles, too
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The latest drone strike wasn't in Yemen, Iraq or even Afghanistan. Although to be fair, Quebec is almost as inhospitable to foreigners
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spread the word. Hero tag applies for all stepping forward
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Sick and tired of waiting for anyone else to do anything, college student charters planes to fly relief aid to Puerto Rico. Well, she is majoring in decision sciences, so
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: police body cameras. New hotness: Police gun cameras
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