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Sun October 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is not a drill: After months of investigation, rumors and back and forth bickering, paperwork has been filed alleging collusion
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Police dog stays at the edge of the river where his human partner has been missing for the last two days and presumed drowned, and geez it is ever dusty in here, are your allergies acting up too?
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Several injuries reported after Louisiana oil rig explodes in Lake Pontchartrain
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
For nine years, the juvenile detention manager received 800 lbs of fajitas biweekly. Then one day he had a doctor's appointment when his order came in. "Um... we don't serve fajitas here"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Midwest is facing an economic crisis thanks to the declination of its public universities
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this zany cottage
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
2017: it's not ALL bad
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Remember the sound of Big Ben on Christmas? Does it ring a bell?
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Kiwis are getting annoyed at the sheer numbers of tourists to New Zealand that keep interrupting second breakfast
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
85-year-old woman is enjoying a nice relaxing retirement by skydiving, swimming with sharks and wing walking, insists stunts are 'no more dangerous than crossing the road when a car is coming'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Woman marries African prince she met at a DC nightclub, where he goes to relax after a hard day working at McDowell's
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Um, guys, in just 11 days, the government has to release all its files regarding the JFK assassination
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
How bizarre is Hurricane Ophelia's path towards the British Isles? NOAA's National Hurricane Center projections get cut off at 60 degrees North latitude and 2 degrees West longitude
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop someone or something into this rainfall
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* It's National Cheese Curd Day *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Easyjet plane forced to make emergency landing after "smell event". Guess they should have had the lasagna
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Florida man is at it again, this time posing as a fake DEA agent and holding a prostitute hostage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"'One week I was running from bullets, the next I was running from fire," says flight attendant who lost her home in Santa Rosa. On the bright side, she has a great future ahead of her as a country music singer
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It looks like those Pickle brothers are at it again
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Probably not the craziest thing a person's ever done for their fandom, but... o_O
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The customer is not always right example #125,035,912
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Making America Great Again - by writing a cheerful letter to a daycare, asking them to fire a black worker because she is a scary eyesore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gardener
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Amusement park stories
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"World's Most Useless Airport" finally opens after 7 years of delays and cost overruns
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Three women have been charged with stealing $7k worth of merchandise from Victoria's Secret. That's practically 12 pairs of underwear
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Man injured in shootout at Doc Holliday's Saloon in Tombstone. This is not a repeat from 1881
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
100 years ago, a German U-boat torpedoed a ship belonging to the fabled Guinness fleet, sending five souls, tons of precious stout and countless bar towels to a watery grave
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Female inmates fight the California wildfires for less than $2/hour. Too bad they can't get jobs when they get out...Los Angeles County Fire won't hire felons
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
High School runner helps struggling opponent cross the finish line
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Murica
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(UPI)
 
 
 
California becomes the first state in the nation to require pet stores to only sell rescue dogs, cats and rabbits
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
♫ I left my lungs... in San Francisco ♫
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Eerily familiar. Just add red hats
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Well to be fair, it is like meth to them
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Happy Halloween. Make America Great Again and Purge and Purify or Treat
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(Stolen from Fark IRC channel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this child at the zoo
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Old man switches from yelling at clouds to shooting at passing airplanes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This tiny little English pub has been named the best restaurant in the world. So... road trip anyone?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News thinks that allegations of sexual misconduct should force a large media company to shut down entirely
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you live in, Kentucky, Maine, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, or Washington? Travel papers please, citizen
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So what was her Fark handle?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Family of muggles stranded in Scottish highlands rescued by the Hogwarts Express. Last seen being herded off to a castle by a bearded half-giant, and preparing for 7 years of twee adventures followed by torture and death. Sweet
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ancient communications technology
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What do you call a mom with with no arms and no legs? Plaintiff
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Your Fark-ready headline for today: "Opposition mounts against proposed Dairy Queen-turned-slaughterhouse"
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
"Five, five, five dollar nickel bag"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Why yes officer, my truck is in A+ mechanical condition and I'm as sober as a nun
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
In attempt to find hard-to-adopt dog breeds homes, pet shelters to stop listing dogs by breed and will instead use Harry Potter-themed sorting system. Your dog wants Snape
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Carjacking." "Cool. And what are you in for?" "Murder." "Cool. What about you, fresh fish, what are you in for?" "I liked somebody's Facebook post." *backs away slowly*
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
As god as my witness
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Tropical storm warning now in effect for all of Ireland
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Man lives in woods for ten years to get away from his wife, who was upset with his a) drinking, b) messing around on Fark, or c) gardening
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jilted girlfriend of Wall Street banker gives his £100k Mercedes a bath after being scorned on business deal, dumped at dinner (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golden girolle
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
The opening salvo in the War on Christmas has just been fired
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Even felines who work hard at their job all week look forward to Caturday
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French Intelligence agency surrenders
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This was a tough week to be a woman
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Does the world really need diet avocados?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Food and Drug Administration backs move to make smaller condoms because the average size of 6.69 inches is too big for NRA members
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
You would think a $1 million lottery winner wouldn't shoplift lipstick. You would be wrong
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Excuse me. I thought this was America
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother who attempted to slowly murder her child by refusing to vaccinate him is outraged he received safe vaccines while she was in jail for her depraved crimes
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Keebler bakery catches fire
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White supremacists rally behind Louis Farrakhan
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
93 & 100-year-old Chicago sisters hoping to see another Cubs' World Series win. Funny how that headline went from sad to spiffy about a year ago
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pure PANDA-monium after record number of giant panda cubs melt hearts at first public appearance at Chinese zoo
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ingmar Bergman movies, heavy metal, eating rotten fish. Scandinavians love death. And now they've deathified spring cleaning
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Veterinarians are horrified at the increase of extreme breeding where horses are bred to look like the British monarchy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You've got a parking problem when unpaid tickets drive you to bankruptcy
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Got 53.8 Bitcoins burning a hole in your pocket? Then you and your whole family can become citizens of Vanuatu, a lovely island nation with no income or corporate taxes, which is often ranked as the 4th happiest place on earth
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An improvement to apartment living
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in talks to become a professor at Columbia University and also house her archives there
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Dehydrated goat hunters rescued from mountain. Subby usually hunts for dehydrated goat in the jerky aisle
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
TV news report leads man to old shirt, $24 million jackpot. Subby's old shirt just tells him wrong numbers to play
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twitter Is Crawling With Bots. This submission to Fark was not made by a bot. Probably
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with that much fentanyl
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horrifying game
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientist 1: "It's impossible to get grant funding lately you know? You really need a winner of an idea..." Scientist 2: "Hold my beer and watch this"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Italy, somebody won the right to use family sick leave for their ailing dog
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(Some Madagascarian)
 
 
 
Shut. Down. Everything
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Soon Idaho may be known for more than just potatoes. It may soon be designated as the first U.S. Dark Sky Reserve if approved by the International Dark-Sky Association (with some pretty cool photos comparing light pollution in cities vs the wilderness)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kangaroos resort to bodybuilding to survive the most dangerous country in the world
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump decertifies Iran nuclear deal, but will not withdraw from it. Calls on Congress to fix it by adding things it was never designed to do
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For those of you who are superstitious and even for those of you who are not, "How many Friday the 13ths have you lived through?", assuming you make it until midnight. (w handy calculator)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Brave passengers board last ever Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ever wonder just why Friday the 13th is considered unlucky? Other than having a giant machete welding killer coming after you?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
People with depression should take magic mushrooms to feel more like a rebooted or defragged computer
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"No, Yellowstone Is Not Going To Erupt As A Supervolcano Soon. No, It Can't Destroy Mankind!" Everyone don't panic
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
One thing you never want to hear weather forecasters say when discussing an active hurricane: "Well, that's just weird"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Woman's cell phone listed as contact number for package delivery service Postmates, wants you to stop calling about your missing packages
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Just video of a scenic drive through a BURNING HIGHWAY of California in the middle of the night, escaping with your lives in the hellscape. (Also check out the photo gallery of before and after pics)
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fall colors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when skinny dippers ruin your wedding reception?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The latest addition to the 'disasters' menu of SimPlanet 2017 is an 8.5 tonne Chinese space station in a decaying orbit
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, the UK was hit by its worst storm since 1703. It was a big deal for us as we just didn't get hurricanes 'round these parts, plus the bloke on the telly said we weren't getting one. Subby slept through the whole thing
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Unite the Right organizer describes TN rally on October 28 as "a gathering of the clans like the Scots would do." Scottish tourism board rushes to explain huge differences between clan festivals and Klan rallies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The California wildfire destroyed the home of 'Peanuts' creator Charles Schulz. Good grief
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You have to ask yourself just exactly where your life started to unravel the day you found yourself getting plastic surgery to look like more like Melania Trump
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Leopard breeders now feel guilty about thrusting their face-eating machine upon America and the world
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
"Justice For Danny"
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
"This is not normal," Thunberg said. "We have a body crammed inside a barrel, that is not normal"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neckbearded hiker who was captured in Afghanistan refused to board plane to fly home. Perhaps it's because his previous wife was a suspected terrorist
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Turkey joins with Russia, Syria and Iran against U.S. backed forces. Did I mention that Turkey is a member of NATO? Well, they used to be
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I've got a great idea for a photo op: me jumping up and down on this crumbling cliff edge"
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Thu October 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's governor is quickly learning that sucking up to Trump doesn't work, either
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A man was kissing a Dover sole in celebration of his catch when the six-inch fish wriggled out of his hand and jumped into his mouth, almost choking him. Moral: Never kiss a strange fish
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
U.N. pulls staff out of Malawi because of a) insurgents, b) terrorists, c) vampires
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Criminals: Gotta catch 'em all. This guy made it easy for cops by wearing a backpack with a giant Pokéball on it
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man with stage 4 pancreatic cancer is preparing to compete in an Ironman triathlon. Subby gets winded just walking to the fridge for more beer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kiwis have suggestions on giving your new puppy the best start with you in their new home. Strangely absent, tips on dealing with living upside-down. Here is your Woofday Wednesday puppy-loving thread
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
There's no need to talk about slavery in the US because it ended a long time ago. Wednesday October 11, 2017 to be exact
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Record-breaking gas balloon odyssey ends in emergency landing in Labrador. Something something I had record gas in Labrador once something
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Why, Tim Hortons? WHY?
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Iowa driver tells troopers that car chase was on his bucket list. No word if jail time, fines, attorney fees and higher insurance rates were on that list too
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
How does a 3-year-old child get left alone in corn maze after family goes home? Polygamous father explains, when you have so many kids, it's easy to miss one or more
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Richard Branson invests in Hyperloop, which is being renamed the Virgin Hyperloop. Coincidentally, "virgin hyperloop" is also how I referred to my sophomore year of high school
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this great court
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Painting of Weird Al Yankovic expected to fetch $100 million at auction
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White Widow killed in drone strike. Black Widow still a sexy badass
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet Diploscapter pachys, a tiny worm who hasn't had sex in 18 million years. And you thought you were in a dry patch
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And the latest person to succumb to Harvey Weinstein's taint is...Steve Bannon. OK, now this is just getting gross
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Recording of sound tied to diplomat attacks in Cuba surfaced. Nickelback officially cleared of all wrongdoing
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Red Wings welcome back "banned for life" Canadian who tossed the 1st octopus on ice at Little Caesar's Arena, book-ending his previous accomplishment: "since I threw the last one at the Joe(Louis Arena), I had to try"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
JFK Airport guards might not catch many terrorists, but nobody has them beat for forced sex voyeurism
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(The Pioneer Woman)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Sure, Thanksgiving is coming soon, but turkey can be enjoyed all year long. Besides.. what if you don't want a whole bird? Faires may be closing up but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a mighty fine leg or breast at home, right?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
On your son's first birthday, don't just give him memories. Give him diabetes and a lifetime of crippling obesity
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian mall owner to invading bees: I see you've played buzzy-stingy before
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In Pakistan, you can sell clothes with Hitler's name on it because the average Pakistani doesn't know who Hitler was
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Take a hit of this weed, it's out of this world. Literally
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Wheelchairs have an even worse record vs. trains than cars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this imminent catch
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Do you live in Toronto? Well, now you can sample seal meat, while thinking of their cute faces
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Icelandic carbon dioxide scrubbing system turns CO2 to stone, prompting Jeff Lynne to sue for copyright infringement
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This just in: Tourists attending 'hooker holiday' might get screwed. (w/ not safe for work video)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Facebook reveals its new tag to identify fake news stories. What a great idea, why didn't we think of that months ago?
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Can you spot the yellow M&M in this pile of candy corn? Meh, call me when it's candy pumpkins
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Headline "Why the Vegas shooter did it". Article: Fark if anybody really knows at this point because the investigation is ongoing, but here's 20,000 words of me using the tragedy to explain to you what *I* think is wrong with society
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brazilian family all have 12 fingers each. Whoa, that's a lot of fingers
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Uh, yeah, 911? This is the museum down the road, we've got a couple of WW2 artillery shells on display here and we're not sure if they're live. Can you help us?" 911larity ensues
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Maybe if I put a "No prostitutes allowed" sign in my yard, the prostitutes will stop leaving used condoms around
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hurricane Ophelia set to give the UK a weather Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Police on the lookout for double entendre
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today in Fark's media outreach program (details in thread)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So I fresh-grated a potato, added garlic salt and black pepper, fried in a hot skillet, and my hasbrowns still came out a bit mushy. Help me out or take the Weekly Weird News Quiz for October 1-7, hashbrown edition
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I got Snickers and M&Ms What did you get?" "I got something that says 'the penalty for your crimes against God is death and eternal hell'"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Don't steal a ring off a dying cancer patient's finger, and if you do, don't leave the pawn shop receipt out in the open where her daughter can see it when she confronts you
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that Congress is full of pill-popping septuagenarians, but this article is
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Man visits Seattle, discovers legal edible marijuana, punches out flight attendant on the way home while trying to open the emergency door, then claims it wasn't his fault. Judge agrees
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dan Brown says that God will be replaced by "collective consciousness"...as foretold by the prophecy that he created in his own book that he just happens to have just completed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New research shows that pumas are not actually all that solitary. Most of this research likely took place on Pornhub, because that's where you discovered this fact years ago
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Hey let's go backpacking in Afghanistan. What could possibly go wrong?" Five years later...
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
US: Coal 4evah dawgs. Rest of world: Yeah, no
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best way to quit ever: Spray painting 'up yours I quit' and 'stick your job up your a***' on your boss's car. Worst way to quit ever: Also writing 'worse boss ever'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Miss USA contestant Candace Smith asks Trump defender and harassment shield Kellyanne of Green Goebbels why Trump was in her dressing room in 1997 while she was getting dressed for the pageant
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook thinks you might want to use your friends and family account to be friends with clients from your secret life as a sex worker
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Woman finds naked intruder in her home eating pineapple." Well, at least she didn't put the pineapple on top of a pizza
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Postman delivers mail to burned out California homes in apocalyptic drone video. Wasn't this a Kevin Costner movie?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this residential restroom
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why did the Vikings have 'Allah' on their clothes? That's nobody's business but the Turks'
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Equifax hacked. This is not a repeat from a month ago
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sex doll brothel owner says visitors have disturbing requests. Sorry, you lost me at "sex doll brothel" (possibly Not Safe for Work)
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Not having anything else to do (cough. Puerto Rico. cough. Harvey. cough. Health Care. cough cough cough cough cough cough) Trump takes it on himself to give the NFL a little advice
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte's (R-eporter attacking numbnuts) mugshot finally released
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Even on Fark, the words "sex toy" and "day care" should never appear in the same headline. SFW video
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet the 2017 MacArthur Genius Grant Winners. Yes, they're better and smarter than you, but could they take you in Elite: Dangerous? I think not. I think not at all
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(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Intoxicated on call, involved in a kneeling during anthem argument at Denny's with a SWAT Car full of guns is no way to go through life son. Difficulty: Baltimore
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 649: "That's No Moon 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas: We are missing over 70 children that were in foster care. What happened to them? Companies running the state's foster care system: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Students from Carpe Diem charter school seize the day, authorities seize the video
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Someone just gave the TripAdvisor HQ a one bullet review
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
The bestest of best men blows up the groom's butt with firecrackers after tying him to a lamppost
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues when defense attorney asks witness to explain LMFAO
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis takes her gay marriage fight to Romania. Next up: Transylvania couples
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man accused of vandalizing, trying to burn Sheboygan home blames actions on extraterrestrials, kinda looks like one
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Article complains that Puerto Rican town where Trump tossed paper towels to desperate residents still doesn't have water or electricity. How ungrateful. Water? Electricity? Should he have tossed water balloons and taser people? People are never happy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In news that I'm certain drooling gun fetishists will accept calmly and rationally, 9th Circuit Court rules that there's no constitutional right to sell firearms
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indian airport customs authorities confiscate 22 pounds of butt nuggets
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this whacked-out wheel-chair
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boiling river of wine / Sweet Jesus / Boiling river of wine / Flowing through a cha-arred winery / Boiling river of wine
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
While we were agonizing over Las Vegas last week, there was an attempted airport bombing in North Carolina
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Woman posts photo to Facebook from her front yard; "This snake just bit me. Hurts Is it poisonous????" This is why you're safer on the couch with "Candy Crush"
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Only one city in Atlantic Canada has more rats than Halifax, an impressive feat given the number of politicians there
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"So the guidelines here say it should be welded." "Meh, that's only a suggestion. Just glue it"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Perks the Mandalay Bay offers VIPs: ✔Comped Suites ✔Free Drinks ✔Roped-off Gambling Areas ✔Use of the Freight Elevator
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
This is how Milwaukeans communicate now (with video demonstrating technique)
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Breaking Bad" homeowners forced to put up fence because tourists keep throwing pizzas on their roof
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not news: 976 sq-ft cottage sells for $1,100,000. Fark: Buyer gets no interior viewing, must make extensive repairs before close of escrow, and seller gets 7 years to live there rent free
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop Japan under attack by one of their many monsters
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Are you trying to kill me? Haha, no, want to go skydiving?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Memorial to slaveowner Thomas Jefferson being attacked by laser-wielding assailants
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts to allow girls to join. If only there had previously been some sort of organization to teach teamwork, knowledge and skill sets for young females. Perhaps even sell some sort of baked item for financial support
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Radioactive wild ________ in _______ are eating nuclear _________
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
African Christians using the reverse missionary position help Brits come closer to God
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Toddler needs to tinkle at restaurant, mom hands his bowl from the table for him to pee in instead of taking him to the bathroom, then argues with horrified fellow diners that the restaurant was going to wash it anyway
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Something just punched a hole the size of Maine in the Antarctic ice, just next to those recently discovered Mountains of Madness
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY PANIC! Except us, we got Fark
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kenya court, parliament elect Muddy Waters - wait, I don't think I read that quite right
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(Medium)
 
 
 
A handy guide to working with women for stubble-crusted swamp orcs
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Headline ready-made for Fark: Facebook users help deputies sniff out illegal manure dumper (w/pic of illegal manure to the left, various cover band artists to the right)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Catalonia changes its relationship status with Spain to "It's Complicated"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland: Where even dogs get carjacked
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You see a shark fin cruising in the pool while you swim. Do you A) Pull the fake fin off your joker husband, B) Run screaming from the pool or C) Grab the shark and carry it to the sea to release it? (Hint: Australia)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these samurai
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
May you get a lagom amount of sleep tonight. If you're Scandinavian, you know exactly what we're talking about. If you're American, this concept is so foreign to you you're already reading the next headline
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you're cursed when you adopt the one cat in the world who loves and embraces the Spray Bottle of Justice
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together and welcome Ophelia to the 2017 Hurricane Club. Take a bow, Ophelia, and wave to the crowd
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
There are a lot of proper and effective ways to teach students about slavery in America. Having them play a video game where they assume the role of a 14-year-old slave girl trying to escape a plantation may not be the most effective
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nothing good can happen when you leave your little toddler behind in the middle of a corn maze all alone
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced $80 billion in Pell Grant funding with absolutely nothing, which will force millions of students to drop out, go deeper in debt, or forego college altogether. Let's see if students notice
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This is why you never accept a drink from a pharmacist you just met on Tinder
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Was that a giant shark spotted swimming around the inland floodwaters created by Hurricane Nate? The answer is yes and no
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kaspersky's antivirus software has been scanning for more than viruses since at least 2015
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Just when you thought St. Louis might have a fighting chance at the new Amazon HQ, they go and bring in Joe Buck
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
'ICU Grandpa' has cared for babies and children for over a decade now, and loves everything about it
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Officer who arrested hospital nurse for refusing to draw blood discharged
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Does the post-millennial generation have a name yet?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If we kill all humans, we'll be able to prevent fires in California. Baby, you had me at "kill all humans"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
School district will pay $3.4 million to settle a 12-year-old lawsuit over former teacher's sexual misconduct with third graders. Fark: District's defense asserted the girls were "old enough to appreciate the consequences of their actions"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline (and pun-packed story): "Too much cheese lands van man in pickle with police"
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Tue October 10, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Two Baltimore cops involved in Freddie Gray's death agree to accept unspecified "disciplinary action" despite admitting to no violation of any "policies, procedures or practices of the BPD." So...I guess they just like being disciplined? Kinky
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
God would not punch a cop in the head, not even in Florida
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"It is a fractured country where no one seems to be in control of the situation," said Zahid Hussain about a country with a nuclear arsenal of ~90 nuclear weapons
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
People use search engines for just about everything like how to plant flowers, do home repairs. This guy used search engines on how to rob banks. However he forgot to search for how not to get caught robbing banks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm pregnant. It's yours
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
OW my jihadi BALLS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Wanna hear a scary story? 👻
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Only in New Orleans could you have a miniature coffin scavenger hunt with clues on Instagram
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's in this bowl
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Talking drone tries to lure kids away from school playground, says Skynet has great candy in its van
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Rhode Island man wins world record with Heaviest Squash, weighing in at 4.1 Rhode Islands
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Ohhh thanks so much, darling. Just what I always wanted: pasta jewelry made from silver"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The latest in inappropriate Halloween costumes
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man shocked when his offer of donuts doesn't prevent cops from arresting him (with smiley mugshot)
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
That smoke detector video cam in your Airbnb room? Yeah, that's for my sex parties
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Turns out the Texas Tech shooting was really, really illegal
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Indian bug
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Vampire Removal Services advertised in Brooklyn. Eddie Murphy unavailable for comment
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Disneyland takes on eerie, orange glow thanks to wildfires, Air Force One flyover
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California declared major disaster area, and not just Hollywood this time
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Puerto Rican diaspora has begun with profound implications for America's political landscape
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Richmond, VA to Boston: Hold your Lite Brite and watch this
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: your team loses. Meh: so you burn their team's jersey. Florida Man: while wearing it
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Tired of overly chipper baristas serving your morning coffee? How about a nice hot cup of Living Death
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to visit the Titanic? Yes, the real one. The one on the bottom of the ocean. Well, if you have $105,129 burning a hole in your pocket, now you can
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Salmon farming pens - which collapsed months ago, releasing tens of thousands of non-native fish - found to be mostly operating on the honor system for keeping fish inside
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The New Yorker has released its Harvey Weinstein exposé. Just...ewwww
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts canal jump in his Toyota Corolla instead of driving two blocks out of his way. Roscoe P Coltrane seen in close pursuit
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Non-white Britons twice as likely to be unemployed, see the violence inherent in the system
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-10-01 to Sat 2017-10-07
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Two injured while taking selfies with elk
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(HelloGiggles)
 
 
 
CCTV cameras in an Ireland school have legitimately captured legitimate proof that legitimate ghosts exist in this, the most legitimately legit video clip of a legitimate poltergeist you'll ever see. Legit
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Take 2 days off social media and news, then call me in the morning
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Alcohol and Bowie knives do not mix
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
It's illegal to remove more than 25 pounds of rocks from the Great Lakes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"One of the 22 medically confirmed Americans injured by unexplained attacks in Havana [says] U.S. response to injured embassy personnel was handled 'poorly' and that their complaints were ignored by senior embassy leadership." There are "medically confirmed Americans"?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Florida Man continues superhero training, tells cops Naruto was teaching him how to be a Ninja when he failed to break into a Target store
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Las Vegas police have altered their timeline so that the heroic unarmed security guard who stopped the shooter's rampage actually got shot before the rampage ever started. Pray they do not alter it further
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this colorful fashion statement
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you are travelling abroad for cosmetic surgery, chances are you'll look a bit different from your passport photo on the way back
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Don't want to pay your restaurant bill? Fake a bomb threat
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Racist with poor taste in beer finds that his GED in law doesn't prevent him from getting kicked off of the subway
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Islamic Society of Orange County announces on Twitter they're opening their doors for those forced to leave their homes due to the massive brush fire. Being Twitter the imam has to put out a Twitter troll fire, and does so in an amazing way
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg's cartoon avatar virtually exploring storm-ravaged Puerto Rico is the whitest thing whitey ever white-splained while white
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Recent Google search trends definitely won't make you feel any better about the country
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
17th annual Vermont tractor parade "inspires awe", was "highly anticipated", was "talked about all year". Subby couldn't go, he was too busy having sex with his gorgeous wife, Morgan Fairchild
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Got a uterus? That's a visit to HR
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
PSA: When making donations to the food bank please make sure it's within the expiration date and not 46 years old
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Ok, for all you old-school Farkers out there, an almost blast from the past. It's not the old Mugshot Roundup, but close. Feast your eyes on the worst mugshot haircuts to be found on the internet
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Neighbor sees woman being mauled by dog, grabs gun. What happens next will surprise you
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
The black man who was severely beaten by a pack of neo-Nazis in a Charlottesville parking garage has now been charged for defending himself (bloody image warning)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've ever stolen anything from the historic Washington Marriott Wardman Park, the hotel wants you to know that it would like its stuff back, please. And you could earn a free stay by returning it. Just don't, you know, steal anything else
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Mon October 09, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
Man dressed in shark costume outside of a McShark store arrested and fined for violating Austria's burqa ban
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Drain cleaner has not been shown to be an effective decay preventative dentifrice when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Mysterious drifter on homemade raft full of guns fits descriptions of local arsonist, but lack of police means he has to be bribed with cigarettes to stay out of town. This story brought to you by A: Clint Eastwood, B: Fallout, or C: Alaska
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's tone deaf, and then there's this
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Head lice lurking in that thrift store Halloween costume? It's more likely than you think
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Farker king of vegas quoted in article about Vegas shooter and the lifestyle of video poker pros
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple's Chief Design Officer has some advice for customers who experience problems with their iPhones: Stop misusing them. And what does misusing them involve? Using them, apparently
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Groundbreaking study finds fewer men will hold down productive jobs when they're passed out in an alley behind a bar with a heroin needle sticking out of the arm
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Cup it Up closes it up
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this toy boat
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker: U.S. Military takes delivery of a major new weapon system on-time and on-budget
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you two hours of songs about cars and roads. Who knew that by making the battery plates smaller you could get more water in there meaning you don't have to fill as often? Autolite did
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Family explains "misunderstanding" led to Chicago police arresting man driving 20 mph over speed limit near O'Hare International with .45 handgun at his feet, AR-15 in trunk next to pressure cooker
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago hits its 500th shooting-related death for 2017. Still can't make a decent pizza
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The sex robots are coming... but only after you've fallen asleep
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"I don't really want to call him there because Melania is there, and I don't want to cause any kind of jealousy or something like that," Ivana said, laughing. "Because I'm basically first Trump wife, okay? I'm first lady, okay?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Get thee to a hurricanery
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
New way of teaching Columbus: Putting him on trial for murder
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cameraman
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: if you're planning a historical reenactment of a battle including tanks and machine guns, you may want to mention this to people in advance
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"What might sound like a perverse, rights-deprived, Handmaid's Tale-esque dystopia is actually a popular bodybuilding competition that fashions itself as a 'sport,' with competitors often referring to themselves as 'athletes'"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
God may be your co-pilot, but don't pay attention to Jesus when he tells you to tailgate that cop
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
It's polite to say thank you for some things: a thoughtful card, some help with moving, being captured as a POW in World War II
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"I'll take 'Things you really don't want to see from the top of a ferris wheel' for $500, Alex"
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
California's on fire. Again. Still. As usual
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline comes to us from our favorite state: "Group sex during Hurricane Irma reportedly ends with decomposed body"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Theodore Tugboat grew up, started hanging out with the wrong crowd and was busted hauling 3.7 tons of cocaine
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
'Wine train' vs. 'wine-tasting limo' FIGHT
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Hurricane Nate smashes pumpkins across Mississippi beach. Linus inconsolable
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Dog found in dumpster named 'Oscar' seeks a forever can
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man who wrote "If You Take The Kids, I'll Kill You?: The Public Confession of Missouri's Most Notorious Wife Killers." takes a plea deal for (spoiler alert)
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
No visas for Turkey. Unclear whether Mastercard still accepted
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The truth about Robert E. Lee? Not only was he a traitor who got his ass kicked by actual American patriots, but he really, really sucked at his job
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rough riders
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
South Korea has built "blackout bombs" to use against North Korea, so we have that to look forward to
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Search for downed plane in Beaver Lake called off. No word if they used man in a canoe
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(Digg)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a giant puppet named "Arthur, the drunken man" wandering the streets of Ireland
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Elderly woman run down by aggressive bicyclist, who then proceeds to scream obscenities at her. Includes social media post and interview: "I hate to slow down. Most of the time people move. These people wouldn't move"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Terrifying 'fire devil' emerges from Portugal wildfires, looks to probe Mother Nature's backside
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon is concerned that Space X's plans to colonize Mars could end badly for the native Martians
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Tiki Torch Attack
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Rugged individualists in eastern Colorado demand help from the federal government to replace the disappearing water that they need to irrigate their desert farms
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
Video shows white student throwing drinks on black men for kneeling during national anthem
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