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Sun September 24, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha woman discovers she has become a meme
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(BBC)
 
 
 
It's like a cross between the ending of "The Italian Job" and that joke about wanting to die like your grandfather, peacefully in his sleep, instead of screaming and yelling, like the passengers on his bus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop who's at the microphone
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger has bushes put all over his hotel balcony (May contain Sean Spicer or Knights that say NI)
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
FEMA tweets out phone number for phone sex...which isn't the worst option
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this man is jumping over
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Nope. Nope. Face NOPE
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(WWL)
 
 
 
The pumpkin spice obsession: Here comes the science
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Authorities shocked people would steal defibrillators from a shopping mall. Two men and one defibrillator have been charged
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
No. Just no
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Reset the clock
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes, the end times are here. But have you really thought about how to survive anything that isn't a zombie apocalypse? The NYT has
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Puerto Rico
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Steak and Snake
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely window
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Volunteering your skills
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stoners like this are why marijuana users can't have nice things
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Small, blighted town assembles a group of volunteers to clean up the city. Municipal union employees: "Not so fast"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lost Rubens found after 400 years, though I'm pretty sure 400-year-old sandwiches aren't good anymore
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Vandals draw massive penis on Humpty Dumpty in children's playground (not safe for work)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
School has issue with stripper devil silhouette on girls t-shirts during picture day. Canadian outrage ensues
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Maple is the new pumpkin spice
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Just in time for the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation, conservative Catholic leaders are accusing the Pope of heresy. Subby didn't expect that
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who was too cheap to pay for airport parking parks her car in front of a man's home before she goes on vacation. The man decides to wrap her car in thick cellophane
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(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
You say you're cutting things off between us? Well, then I'm cutting things off, too
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's spirit animal is found in China
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
"So I was standing in the kitchen looking at a naked body hanging from my ceiling like, 'Oh gosh. This can't be happening.'"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Photoshop this medical moment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well maybe the world will end today after all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wisconsin high school requires girls wearing dresses submit photos of themselves wearing the dress before they buy tickets to homecoming
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Knifeman slashes at then gets stabbed by Deli-man who is then is charged with his murder. Batman seen just shaking his head
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Brew 12,000 gallons of beer in your backyard? Sure, why not
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pachyderm
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man chastises 4-year-old birthday girl for sky littering
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Strike that. Reverse it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Half a million Londoners decide that they'd rather save money than be safe and sign petition demanding Uber keep their licence
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(Some Quaker)
 
 
 
Mexico just tested another hydrogen bomb
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Romero Institute research finds that using alcohol to medicate social anxiety can backfire. "Because alcohol is often readily available in social situations, it's an understandable coping strategy"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet Rocket Raccoon's Great Grandpa
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 40,000 pints of vodka overturns. Thousands upon thousands of people volunteer for cleanup efforts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rural woman
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I say again, North Korea has NOT tested a hydrogen bomb. That 3.4 scale earthquake on the heels of threats against the U.S. is a complete coincidence and certainly NOT any sort of bomb
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
15-year-old shelter cat that loves being held finds his forever home just in time for Caturday
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Start stockpiling Hortons' doughnuts immediately
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you've had too much to drink, call an Uber to drive you home. Not an 8-year-old girl
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian out Canadians everyone by politely telling bears to leave his property
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guajataca Dam in Puerto Rico has developed a crack and is going to fail. Immediate evacuation for all persons downstream is in place. Stay safe, anyone in the danger zone
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
School: Vermont teacher fired for demonstrating Nazi salute to third graders
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hottie gym teacher arrested for keeping physically fit with student... again
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says if you're too cheap to buy his food buckets, you will have to answer to God on an empty stomach once the rapture hits
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Fri September 22, 2017
(seanhinn.com)
 
 
 
Fark author Sean Hinn, First of His Name, King of the Obscure Men, Breaker of Wind and Father of Dogs has returned with his second fantasy novel. Kindle device giveaways and general shenanigans to ensue. DIT (Sponsored Link)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Landlord recorded having sex with other man in tenant's bed gets 2 years in prison
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Towson University is totes goats for landscaping
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The suspect is pants-less... I repeat, pants-less"
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
The sinking feeling you get when you realize the adult bear you're carrying in the back of your pickup and that you assumed was near death, really isn't
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now for the winner of the "Worst Airport in the U.S." The award goes to (drum roll) LaGuardia
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New statue to Kalashnikov in Moscow accidentally includes image of German WWII rifle, whose designer was taken to Russia and may have worked on AK-47 design
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
It's a good thing Alaska built all those bridges to nowhere, since the legislature forgot to pay next year's ferry budget
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(DPoisn)
 
 
 
The iPhone version of the Quote of the Day app is done. More DIT
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
One Canadian province decides to make the day after pill available at pharmacies
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When you really need it to come in 30 minutes or less? Or in most Farkers' case, 30 seconds or less. And yes, you would probably hit it
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bunny in hand
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
CVS encourages people to switch to Walgreens
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Authorities seek toilet paper bandits, analyze skid marks left at scene
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Camera car used by council to catch cars parking illegally is photographed parking illegally
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own the mansion from the "Talladega Nights" movie, then you are in luck... if you can pony up the asking price of $4.2 million
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Lawyer flashes school bus with high school girls headed to basketball game, forgets kids nowadays have mobile phones with cameras
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Colorado's "Mad Pooper," Kentucky's "Poopman" strikes again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the United Nations: "The chair recognizes the ambassador from Saudi Arabia." Ambassador: "Mmmmh, pleased to be here, I am"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
More rich people problems: Attempting to beat your Hamptons riding horse before it's dead during a competition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey, Salt Lake City, what happened to all those homeless people you arrested? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bloggers: We'll give you some great online exposure in exchange for a free meal at your Michelin-starred restaurant. Chef: Your blog sucks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thrown fat man
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Police warn teens about man acting strange even by Florida standards
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Maniac finds a way to make whitewater rafting even more dangerous by stacking six rafts on top of each other and using nine-foot oars (w/video)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
It's the Great Pumpkin Fiery Truck Crash, Charlie Brown
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Court bans police from deploying stingrays without a warrant. CRIKEY
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Mother and son hide in bedroom and call cops as half naked burglar breaks into their Oklahoma home. "No, we don't know where his clothes are. We've been locked in this room"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Violent times will come." Just another unexplained mystery PSA in Orange County
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
7UP should not be the number of days you are awake after drinking it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Should we be celebrating my mom having sex or slut shaming her? Subby thinks it's great she has more sex than the pol tab combined. But they seem to think moms must be celibate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
European and North American visitors flock to the UK in record numbers, enjoying their improved spending power offered by the weak pound post-Brexit vote. Leavers fail to appreciate irony
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(Brick Underground)
 
 
 
Rich divorced people problems: What it's like to co-own a house in the Hamptons with your ex
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you trapped a skunk in Oklahoma and then set it on fire, animal control would like to talk, preferably upwind of you
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Some people may think the end of the world is September 23, but they will probably be wrong like this hermit was back in 1694
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ghost ship" beached in Florida, may take months to move it. No word on if any pirate ghosts are on it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create a PSA poster (difficulty: no politics)
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Young girl reaching out from rubble of quake-flattened Mexico City school, hailed as universal symbol of hope, never actually existed
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Unter
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The United States has too much bread
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house. And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, why is that strange woman rifling through my refrigerator while wearing my wife's clothes?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Orleans "witch" claims she can cure cancer with demonic pacts. John Constantine scoffs, lights up another cigarette (possible nsfw content on page)
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
A new study discovers that people who drink too much in college have trouble finding jobs once they graduate. But at least it gives them more time to drink during the day
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Gas station worker suspended after shooting robbery suspect. "I felt the need to protect myself. I'm sick and tired of being a sitting duck"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The house featured in Tom Hanks movie 'The Money Pit' is on the market
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
So, the Florida nursing home where ten residents died may have tried to fudge the paperwork a bit
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why aren't religious beliefs classified as delusions? Here comes the psychology
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Margaret Court sticks her neck out to say that "...there will be no Mother's Day, there will be no Father's Day, there will be no Easter, there will be no Christmas" if marriage equality passes in Australia
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Thu September 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea could test hydrogen bomb over Pacific Ocean, says foreign minister
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well honestly, there's not really a GOOD place for white man to ever shout "shut the fark up, {N-word}" but one of the WORST places is while walking by protest organized by students upset about racist graffiti appearing on their campus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Things are about to get farking CRAZY at Brigham Young University
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
All the corpse flowers are blooming at the same time. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you've been to Detroit Metropolitan Airport North Terminal restrooms recently and went to wash your hands, that viscous stuff you squirted on your appendages to clean yourself WASN'T ALL SOAP
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(My News LA)
 
 
 
Leading opponent of marijuana legalization: The people who put out pot target the poor and minorities. Kind of like the people who put out alcohol and tobacco, maybe?
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Hunky monk goes viral with spiritual beefcake photos. Buddha be praised
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Maria destroys Caribbean islands, strips them of vegetation. CNN: "US mainland not out of the woods yet"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seeing the hurricanes bearing down on the US Virgin Islands a Virginia woman springs into action and charter a private jet to fly 300 to safety. 300 pets that is
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Ah, the smell of post-hurricane Florida in the morning. "What can you do about the smell? Well, not much. Go back inside. I mean, what can you do? It's in the air"
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Arson suspect who set himself on fire is charged with burning personal property. The stupid, it burns
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
I know we make fun of these people, but in reality, she took a minor possession charge to help arrest two armed robbers. Hero, I say
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man caught stealing from Home Depot escapes from police by completing the redneck triathalon - driving his truck into a lake, swimming across and then running across the Interstate
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Parisian reader
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
79 years ago, New Englanders enjoyed the Caribbean experience. Subby's Grandmother never tired of relating stories of the damage
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Enough with all the lies, where did the phrase "liar liar pants on fire" really come from?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Today, from the Ric Romero Institute for consumer advocacy: "DIY cosmetic surgery can lead to disaster"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The times that Russia used nuclear bombs on themselves with mixed results
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
District attorney indicted for perjury during lover's divorce proceedings beats rap by marrying key witness against him
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Godzilla falls out of sea bed, causes magnitude-6.1 earthquake off coast of Japan east of Fukushima. Fukushima nuclear plant wonders if he'll be coming for breakfast
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's richest woman dies peacefully at home, moments before every vulture in her life starts killing each other to be the person to inherit it all
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We'll be cruising at an altitude of five thousand feet, dropping bits of our exploding engine all over people's yards, and then landing again in short order"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Alexa, send me all the crackers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Salute, the U.S. Marine Corps prepares to welcome the first female infantry officer
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
18-year-old Illinois man steals bulldozer, runs over squad car, leads police on chase and ends with a faceplant on the pavement. Tah Dah (with video suitable for Yakety Sax)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Please do not pet the radioactive puppies of Chernobyl
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wild goose chase
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday, Stephen King
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Fake memorial pays tribute to fake news of 'Brooklyn Bridge Elephant Stampede of 1929'
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Your driver's license says SEX PREDATOR on it? There's a fix for that (with mugshot)
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Teacher of the Year none the wiser as middle schoolers launch real-life TorD thread
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Mattis hints at secret "kinetic" action against Best Korea. I'm pretty sure that's where you blow shiat up just by thinking it
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Fight over biscuit making job ends in disorderly conduct citations, in story which could only be more Southern if grits and incest were involved
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of Puerto Rico's Power Board on when residents could expect service back after Maria left the entire island without power: " it's a good time for dads to buy a glove and ball and change the way you entertain your children..cook on gas stoves"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Not going to work during a hurricane? That's a legal firing in a right-to-work state
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Death Wish Coffee recalled because the product might actually be true to its name
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Five things Virginia schools taught about slavery and the Civil War during the Confederate monuments boom. Yes, it's pretty much what you expect
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Lake Placid student brings loaded gun and knife to school. Placid, my ass
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to survive the upcoming planetary collision this Saturday. Knowing there won't be a collision strangely absent
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Suddenly, deer
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The staggering numbers behind Oktoberfest. Your move, St. Patrick's Day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
France may soon surrender to wolf-whistling ban
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Arkansas teacher accused of having sex with teen will be played by Rick Moranis in the movie
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Australia mails out gay marriage vote ballots with best bar code ever
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SEC hacked. Big Ten and ACC unavailable for comment
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fall harvest
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
You know how actors pretend to get shot in their bulletproof vests and pop right back up? A real police officer shows the ginormous bruise the bullet leaves behind when someone shoots your vest. (Possibly NSFW)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Narwhal tusk-smuggling ex-mountie gets 5 years in prison and becomes the name of my new garage band
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Fireball spotted over Alabama, in many glasses Tuesday night
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Christ, what a prick
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"Hey Sheriff Joe, you just got pardoned by POTUS - what are you going to do next?" "I'm going to give an interview to a Holocaust denial website"
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You know you're hardcore when you film yourself burying your own heart
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(Calcutta Telegraph (India))
 
 
 
After 40 years of planning and construction, your new canal project is finally at the eve of opening. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"What? No GRAVY?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Activists want a large ocean garbage patch to be named as a new country. Others say it's unnecessary to make a statement about trashy land masses because we already have New Jersey
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
"Defendant did steal a thing of value to-wit: Hamburger," an officer wrote in the complaint
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Controversial and generally unhinged former sheriff David Clarke threatens to rape reporter and his horse
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(paNOW)
 
 
 
You've just boldly stolen some vodka. Do you drink some then cause a disturbance at the correctional centre?
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland customs officials seize nearly 200 shipments of Melatonin, classified as an illegal drug there. Because no one needs naturally-occurring sleep inducing supplements in a country where it's 24/7 daylight for almost 6 months in a row
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Having beige fat can help you lose weight. Wearing beige can help you remain home alone on weekends
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors say Anthony Weiner deserves over two years in prison for having a minor strip naked and touch herself in video chats, but when pressed concede he does do a great Grumpy Cat impression
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 646: "Eclipses". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 20, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good: Powerball winner says money won't change his heart. Bad: Pedophile
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Psychiatric exam ordered for Pharma Bro. Mental illness? Clever ploy to get him out of jail? Or is he just an a-hole?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With typical British understatement, UK police say the mysterious object that forced the closure of a major highway today was a trash bag full of "possibly hydrochloric acid" and they are "keeping an open mind as to how the object was left there"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Australia the mosquitoes might be transmitting flesh-eating bacteria
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
American Academy of Pediatrics' first guidance document on tattoo and piercing safety to the left. Pictures of your saggy and wrinkled teenage regerts to the right
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
This Stanford professor's puckered starfish theory that "we are living in Peak A$hole" just might be on to something
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ontario suggests $10/gram as a baseline for legal pot sales next summer. Pearl-clutching will still be free, however
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
French acting legend Gérard Depardieu is pretty sure the Pentagon may have created AIDS. That, and he's still in love with his BFF Vladimir Putin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Activists demand that racist Native American tapestry be taken down. Pawnee city officials say that it's part of their history and it should remain up
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Facebook is very, very sorry they were caught selling ads to Nazis, racists, Russians, Slaanesh, the Thule Society, the World Crime League, the Dark Overlords of the Universe, Hydra, Thulsa Doom, and Lincoln F. Sternn, and promise not to do it again
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
St. Louis business owner speaking out after violence, threats, and harassment are thrown his way -- by the St. Louis Police Department and its union
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this train operator
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're one of the most wanted criminals in the country, do not post your current location on Instagram
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
North Korea has an embarrassing amount of unpaid parking tickets
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Equifax hangs up the "Gone Phishing" sign
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(WCYB News 5)
 
 
 
"The Greene County Sheriff's Office wants to let the public know to not call them about a particular Halloween display on Chuckey Pike"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An Iowa woman has gone all the way to the state Supreme Court by arguing that the speeding ticket she was issued after being caught speeding by a camera violated her constitutional rights because police can't delegate their police powers
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Man dies in attempted murder-suicide, which really makes you wonder what would've happened if the attempt had been successful
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The country's opioid crisis is so bad life expectancy numbers are being cut short
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this artist is really painting
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Today in Blue Lives Matter, police shoot deaf man carrying, "metal pipe with leather loop on one end"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well, there it is. The stupidest thing I have seen on the internet all week
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bet you didn't know you were saying "twat" wrong this whole time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the wake of Maria striking the Island, Puerto Rico is without power. Not, "some cities in ", not "parts of", but the WHOLE ISLAND
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That moment when you discover the babysitter has been drinking your breast milk
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
First wild bison spotted in Germany in over 250 years gets immediately shot and killed by hunters
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof ADHD in adults stopped handstanding, is he dead or not
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Headline: "Is my drinking normal, or am I an alcoholic?" Well, you're reading this on Fark, so there you go
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Drug dealer's cunning plan to get back into jail to sell pot to inmates. Throw a rock at police cruiser: ✓ Get arrested: ✓ Tossed back in Jail: ✓ Pull 8 Kinder Eggs out of your ass while guards are watching: Surprise
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
And here's a story about duck dicks
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Muhammad enters the top 10 most popular boys' names in England and Wales. The meltdowns promise to be epic
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK to Google and Facebook, "Remove terrorist propaganda or be fined heavily. You have two hours to comply"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Drone stops execution by carrying out execution
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Yes, we know there's a dead humpback whale floating near town, please stop calling us to report it. Also please don't go out and touch it
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver hit by haboob, wasn't even in the Champagne Room
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The grilled-cheese eating surrender monkeys surrender once again
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this windswept shoreline
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What if that huge asteroid had missed the Earth and the dinosaurs hadn't died out?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Colorado cops search for poop-and-run jogger. The squat and pop runner. The ol' drop and dung. The stop and shart. The crouch and crap. OK, I'm done now
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
♪ Wagging of tails and big sloppy kisses, begging for treats and licking of dishes, these are a few of our favorite things. ♫ Welcome to your inaugural Woofday Wednesday thread
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
We hope you really like that cold-pressed juice and all the wastefulness that comes with it
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Taco Bell, alcohol, and a $2 bill ... what could go wrong?
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Two 8-year-old boys fight, then go home. Neighbor doesn't think fight is done, drags one kid from his home, makes them fight again
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Now you too can have your own "dad bod" thanks to the Dadbag line of fanny packs
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The tiny island sags upwind/'cause the life that they lived is dead/and the wind screams Maria (link updated)
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(LA Times)
 
Boobies
 
Always look at the helpers
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Chiropractor doesn't hire overweight people, practice actual medicine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who knew that there was a Dutch Oven World Championship?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida: If the hurricanes don't get you, the sinkholes will
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
White person who painted WHITE POWER and swastikas all over the neighborhood will not be charged with a crime
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Family receives 7-figure settlement and cop gets jail time for negligence in man's drowning death. Why, *yes*, the victim was white
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
White supremacist arrested without incident after murdering two black men
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man being pursued by state police breaks off chase to fill out job application
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
It's a slow news day, so here are some flies farking
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
More than half those polled in California have considered moving out of the state due to housing costs...maybe earthquakelandslidefires too...but definitely housing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe General Jack D. Ripper was right after all
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well leaving a 'hot and sexy' sign outside your house asking for a lineman after Hurricane Irma is one way to get the electricity back in your life
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this powerful presence
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Modern slavery is alive and well in this so-called civilized world of ours, where there are an estimated 40 million slaves toiling away in horrid conditions. Here's where they live and what they do
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Even Robert E. Lee's former church doesn't want to be named after him anymore
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Overseas hackers extorting Montana community via cyber threats. This is what happens when you don't upgrade from Windows XP
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Tired of everything being made with pumpkin spice? Here have a slice of pumpkin spice pizza while you debate on whether to punch the person who came up with it
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Supreme Court rules that roadside drunken driving tests are not valid for pot, so spark it up, kids
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
Harvard meme kid speaks out about how mad his parents were when he got kicked out
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mexico City commemorates the anniversary of the catastrophic 1985 earthquake with a catastrophic 7.1 magnitude earthquake
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Bachelor party COSPlaying as 45 "Magnum P.I.'s" claim they were thrown out of Detroit Tigers' "Star Wars Night" for being a distraction. Group demands replacement tickets for next season and an invite for Tom Selleck to throw out the 1st pitch
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(I Started Something)
 
 
 
Photoshop this freaky fish
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
"Significant Nerf gun ocular injuries are not reported in the literature, as far as we know"
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Life imitates Bob's Burgers as Colorado police search for Mad Pooper
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a nurse, do not post pictures and videos of yourself giving newborns the finger, calling them mini-Satans and propping them up to make them dance to hip-hop
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The latest thing killed by Millennials: Articles about things killed by Millennials
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
4-year-old boy not seriously hurt after being ejected from a car. He was soon heard saying "do it again"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
"I'd rather have solidarity with DPRK than the USA." - Well, you're entitled to your opinion, but being the chairman of a Labour youth movement, that one probably should have been kept to yourself
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Enough fentanyl to kill 32 million people seized in Queens, meaning Florida residents will need to find a new way to get through this hurricane season
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
°)╯.................🐟 \o/ \o/ \o/
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Guy smuggling balloons full of meth into prison by swallowing them doesn't succeed, tries again
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's Public Safety Commissioner issues a blunt warning to residents of wooden houses on the island ahead of Maria's landfall :"You have to evacuate. Otherwise you're going to die, I don't know how to make this any clearer"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Some people think Monopoly takes a long time to complete. Others think D&D takes a while to finish. Then there's this monstrosity
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A helicopter in Russia's totally not-a-cover-for-an-invasion war games just accidentally fired a live rocket at several parked civilian vehicles
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Transgender Kindergarten Lesson is the name of my prog rock band
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Welcome to New York, Mr Prime Minister, you disgustingly handsome person. Here's your award
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Large circle of mysterious and unidentifiable purple powder found on school property has baffled authorities, as security footage shows no one visiting the area
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(Survey McSurvFace)
 
 
 
Robert E. Lee High School in San Antonio is requesting the Internet's help in picking a new name.You know what to do
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(University of Oregon)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two blondes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guy who climbed mountain only in his underwear develops hypothermia - which is French for "don't climb a farkin' mountain only in your underwear"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Suicide by cop leads to three post-suicide protest arrests
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Must be a day ending in "Y" as Fox News is sued, again, for sexual harassment
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
People of Alaska, we hope you are enjoying this year's Permanent Fund Dividend check worth $1,100. If the people you keep electing into office would just stop meddling, that check could have been worth $2,350
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Toys "Я" Bankrupt
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mars research crew emerges after eight months in isolation; reads news, asks to be returned to isolation
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Police officers are not a disenfranchised minority
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(Time)
 
 
 
People in Switzerland want to know who is clogging their toilets with wads of cash
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(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
Come for an update on the now 27-year-old Hensel twins, stay for the completely unfounded speculation about their sex life. And by that we mean, abdicating facts to assume they skip guys for mutual incestuous conjoined lesbian masturbation (SFW)
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Mon September 18, 2017
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Come here, Maria. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Considering Florida's dismal power grid, being able to use solar power during outages could be very helpful. Naturally, Florida Power and Light lobbyists made exactly that illegal
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not News: Man commits suicide. News: While sitting in his vehicle in parking structure of international airport. Fark: His body wasn't discovered until 8 months later
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Couple driving through northern Maine forced to stop in middle of road. (Lynx go nowhere)
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Few things qualify as more hoonigan than doing a burnout in a car being towed on a trailer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Changes afoot for online advertising
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I'd tap that
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump planning on copying Best Korea with a parade
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what should be in this pot
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof wishes he had a white supremacist lawyer and not one of these horrible Jewish lawyers. How can I be declared innocent of killing a church full of black people with a Jewish lawyer? I need a creepy racist lawyer with a bowl cut
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8pm ET, a special Paul's Memory Bank as I pay tribute to our beloved soosh by sampling some playlists from early in the year
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(AP News)
 
 
 
OK, this is the Whole World. And this is us. No sir, we're not the whole world. These other thingies are other countries. No sir, we can't make them go away
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
After getting buzzed by North Korean missiles Japan's prime minister is looking to quickly rewrite their pacifist Constitution
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Intoxicated wedding guests try to mingle with a bison herd. Darwin heard muttering "too easy"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mystery woman has been crashing every funeral at local church for 14 years just so she can stuff her face at the free buffet
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
WA father claims that he accidentally shot his son repeatedly with flaming balls from a "fireworks gun" in a "safety lesson" that went accidentally awry. His 6-year-old son tells a different, more believable, and frankly better-constructed story
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(9 News)
 
 
 
This story of a slam poet and a stolen house gets weirder the further down you go
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying man
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Burglar jerks off after breaking in. In burglar circles this is known as a whack job
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(BBC)
 
 
 
There's a time and place to take selfies and check your backpack, and it's not while A) Riding a motorcycle on a motorway; B) Practicing wheelies; C) Doing 117 mph; D) Being followed by the police; or E) Any or all of these
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Bill Gates thinks an outbreak of disease could kill 30 million people within the next 10 years. No word if he thinks it could come from a virus
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(YouCaring)
 
 
 
Donation info for Farker timujin's final expenses, link goes to fundraiser
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman with a gun, threatening to shoot herself? Don't worry, the Florida Police are there to help with that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-09-10 to Sat 2017-09-16
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man helps himself to bacon from woman's plate. Surprisingly, she objects. Late-night hilarity at the Waffle House ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these construction workers
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
*Bark* Bark* "Hello, 911?" *Bark* *Bark* "This is 911, what is your emergency?" *Bark* *Bark*
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(The Raw Story)
 
Video
 
After harassing black passenger on bus, Seattle Nazi followed by bystanders and punched
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Snapchat blocks Al-Jazeera in Saudi Arabia. How will fearless reporters send dick pics to fundamentalist Muslims now?
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Big rig hauling 40,000 pounds of dog food overturns on freeway, spilling its contents. That's ruff
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Lexus goes "Hey, Kool-Aid!" on fourth floor parking garage wall. Oh, yeah!
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Photoshop this magic mushroom
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Swastika and racist message found on Drake. You'd think he'd have woken up during that
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(Independent)
 
 
 
RIP Stanislav Petrov, the man who saved the world
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Happy 308th birthday, What the Fark Am I Reading Guy
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Is there a Tulls here? Jenna Tulls? Hey everybody Show me Jenna Tulls"
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Sometimes it helps if you put up a link to the quiz once it's ready to go. It's the (very late) Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz, Sept. 3-9 Tangerine Edition
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You, you, and your rabbit don't understand why all the voices are talking to me
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Now I know why; they're faster than I. I guess we'll die
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"My life improved when I moved from a blue state to a red state," claims delusional woman
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The cruise ship industry and US Govt. really missed the boat not coming to the people that were stranded in the Caribbean islands and Houston They could have helped dammit. No food or water doggonit . How does money work?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Clearly, the smartest thing for insurance companies to do during an opioid crisis is to restrict access to less addictive and powerful drugs
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Detective has found no evidence that deputy coroner and cop had sex at death scene, but the remaining allegations are nearly as weird
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Oreo unveils their newest flavor, Cookie Butter. Wait. What the hell is Cookie Butter? This literally makes no sense
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Dear Farmers Insurance, We have another exhibit for our Hall of Claims
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Police to armed robbers of Boost Mobile: "Where you at?"
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Watch out, we got a badass over here. He's also depressing and 100% right
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