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Sun September 17, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Coast Guard seizes $50 million worth of cocaine from suspicious boat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parachuter at BYU game runs out of room while attempting to land on field, but you have to expect that when those large Mormon families gather
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Apparently FEMA was up to its regular stupidity concerning disaster relief, they auctioned off disaster trailers before Hurricane Harvey made landfall
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"I've been catching rattlesnakes since I was about 8 years old because we had nothing else to do back in the day"
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Black students meeting with college president pick cotton on table centerpiece as being racially insensitive
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Father arrested for chasing his young daughter through their neighborhood while wearing a clown mask, which he said he was doing to punish her. Seems like a sensible punishment
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Florida Man calls 911 to request an ambulance ride to the hospital... while at the hospital
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
News: Four American women are victims of acid attack in France. Refreshing: Not terrorism, just some crazy lady
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(Independent)
 
 
 
A look inside the most dangerous convention known to man
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Enjoy hanging out with other octopodes and taking turns chasing each other out of the same dens? Then Octlantis is the place for you
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this swimmer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Plastic surgery addict complains he's singled out because of the way he looks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair doubles the number of flights canceled today after accidentally letting all their pilots take the day off
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Plane crashes into catering truck at airport. Results in significant delays and saving everyone planning to order the fish
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
A well-written, thought-provoking essay about internet nihilism and modernist entitlement on Cracked? That's it, humanity is doomed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're using your mulch wrong, dumbass
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magnificent mask
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
HOA vs little girl's pink playhouse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local artist/tavern owner declares "MY town won't suffer from that blight of elementary school art projects"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he thinks it's gonna be a long, long time til touch down brings Kim Jong Un around to find he's not the man they think he is at home, oh no
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Finally, white people will be getting tickets from cops
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man dies in fake haunted house. On the bright side, it should be legitimately haunted now
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(Time)
 
 
 
Would-be pizza robber arrested after other robbers beat him to the punch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♬ ♬ Just drop off the key, Lee. No need to destroy with a windy aria, Maria. Just say no way, Jose. There must be fifty ways to get these tropical storms out of the Atlantic Ocean. ♬ ♬
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Because most of us haven't had a raise since the Bush administration?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You don't own a car in NYC. You just don't. Even if you do, you don't
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The dress is okay, but the dominatrix boots might be a bit much for the fourth grade. That's best kept for middle school
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cute couple
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(FredRogers.org)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Always look for the helpers
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently, making plans for anything after next Sunday is a waste of time, what with the world coming to an end and all. No, really. This time we mean it, pinkie-swear. It's in the Bible and everything
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Ryanair's plan to cancel hundreds of flights spontaneously to "improve punctuality" leaves hundreds of Dutch stranded at Netherlands airports, making the world a better place
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
We can't let you volunteer at our church. Being a lesbian is a sin
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Sorry ladies, everyone knows you poop. No use trying to keep it a secret. Besides, you're holding up the line
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The south unable to do it again again
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There's good publicity and there's bad publicity, and they're just not in the same vein
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The west, the west, the west is on fire
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Big business has created an addiction to junk food in Brazil, resulting in obesity rates as the country gains a Brazilian pounds
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On behalf of April McVay this is the final Livingston Stapler Company Presents show in honor of soosh (Lance McVay). April will be playing many of his favorites throughout the evening. Please join us at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man had to call firefighters after getting his penis stuck in weights at the gym
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Sat September 16, 2017
(San Diego Reader)
 
 
 
San Diego's hepatitis outbreak might be due to *rolls dice* California's plastic bag ban
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why the wimmens like their strip clubs
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Celebrating their removal from the endangered species list, the LA Zoo has released some ugly ass photos of their snow leopard cubs
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman who vandalized Wall Street's famed bull statue "chose the corn oil and chalk specifically because they wouldn't cause any harm," hoping it "would therefore not be perceived as an act of vandalism"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Defendant who sent picture of Hannibal Lecter to judge wants to subpoena Anthony Hopkins, put the motion in the basket
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
The sun is not there
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(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
Banana-hammock hemp-head hipster is getting his bong returned from the po-po. His shrewd move of protesting semi-nude paid off
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this High Falls
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(The Awl)
 
 
 
Idiot hipster (but we repeat ourselves) raises chickens in Oakland, thinks possums are pests rather than tick-destroying avengers, decides killing them makes for some fine literature
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
...madre mia
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The State of California just extended the world's largest middle finger toward Trump and Sessions
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Leprosy case numbers aren't dropping off
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Quirkiest things to see as you drive through Alabama. Or maybe this will serve as a warning and you'll change your mind
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Koala survives 10-mile ride clinging to four-wheel drive axle. CRIKEY
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Semi driver who gave away his load of plywood to those in need just before Hurricane Irma struck Florida is fired from job
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Court asks if donkey at fault for mistaking orange sports car for carrot
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Migaloo the white whale sighted off Australian coast. Ishmael sighted running away muttering "not this time"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this impressive Ibis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Video shows naked woman in sweltering nursing home, illustrating the importance of reading the entire headline before clicking
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Army to foreign nationals: Service means citizenship. No, wait, not any longer. No service, no citizenship. Not yours. Prepare to be deported
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After an initial goal of $200K, JJ Watt's fundraising for Harvey victims collected $37,000,000
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spain has sent in troops to Catalonia, stripped them of financial authority and called the upcoming referendum on independence "illegal." There's some brown stuff heading in the direction of a fan
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nice cans
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
World's second-oldest person gets promoted
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuela's collapse will be an unmitigated disaster for everyone. Even Venezuela
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh fark that shiat
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's the laid-back history of the recliner for you couch potatoes who are into recliner porn
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman wants to sue paint company because painting her face pink turned her face pink
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Study claims women flock to men who are losing their hair, finding them more confident, dominant and taller. One gets a feeling that maybe, just possibly, there's a touch of shenanigans going on here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jose looks at the devastation wrought on Texas and Florida and decides maybe a nice trip to New York or Boston would be a nice change of pace
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
London terror threat level raised to: Everybody Panic
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(Disclose.tv)
 
 
 
It was aliens
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(Eater)
 
 
 
How soft serve ice cream, or as subby prefers to call it, "air cream," has slowly taken over the restaurant world
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what all those numbers stamped on the end of an egg carton really mean? Well wonder no more
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If the name of a new Crayola crayon color is enough to piss you off, you might just want to reevaluate your entire existence. Even if you are Bluetiful
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The suburbs of the future ... (SPOILER ALERT) ... are almost here
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Lego-saurus
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
A very tall tail for Caturday
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ohio Firefighter: "Black labs matter more"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hawks in the Trump Administration may not be the only ones triggered by Best Korea's nuke tests, as nearby volcano shows signs of renewed activity
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
No. Well, probably not, anyway. Mind you, may not be the worst idea ever... but yeah. Still no
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Like father, like son
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(BBC)
 
 
 
America will do nothing if North Korea knocks off its hat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They're gone, they're all gone
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
More Americans own guns than ever before
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Top vice cop busted stealing money from evidence lockers. If only there were some organization out there where honest citizens could band together and police the community. Maybe call it Citizens On Patrol or something
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The best news you'll hear all month. Seriously. It is
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Baltimore: Hey look, free bikes
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(Keighley News)
 
 
 
Rampaging rats not linked to local KFC, spokesman says. "We're now working closely with The Pied Piper to apprehend these rampaging rats in the surrounding area and lead them out of Keighley"
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After Hurricane Irma, sewage and waste are bubbling up all over Florida. In other words, things are returning to normal
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Soon to be former Air Force Chaplain claims if you're not Christian you must be a devil worshipper
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You can take the Floridians out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of Floridians. You'll just have to take their car out of the swimming pool instead
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
There are even more crocodiles on the loose in Florida. Yes, crocodiles
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
No, that wasn't Sigmund that washed up in Texas after Hurricane Harvey, but it was close
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Cheetos is opening a restaurant in NYC called The Spotted Cheetah. It will feature Cheetos inspired dishes from celebrity chef Anne Burrell, whose hair was also inspired by Cheetos
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Amsterdam art
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
It's still illegal to dance in most bars and restaurants in New York City
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Iceland's government collapses due to pedophile. Hmmm, must have been a load-bearing pervert
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You are a rich white boy that witnesses the Tube bombing and decide to tweet. Do you write: a) Hopes and Prayers b) Stay Strong c) This is why I don't take the Tube. Bonus hashtag; #therichdontdie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Iceland, you can get your civil rights, or "honor" restored after a conviction if three people are willing to write a letter vouching for you. But if you are a pedophile, and one of the letters is from the PM's dad, it might collapse a government
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rare white giraffes have been spotted in Kenya. Well, they're not actually spotted
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The most boring article with the term "clitoral hood" you'll read all day
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fire-breather
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Researchers: "These bones unearthed in the 19th century are female." Reporters: "Viking warrior was a woman." Viking Historian: "Reporters are idiots"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
British PM reaction to Trump's public guessing about London attack: "STFU Noob"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The deaf community in Manatee County, Florida may not have been adequately briefed on the impending hurricane, but they were definitely prepared for monsters and bears
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(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
Woman claims her boyfriend died by falling off a cliff while somehow managing to lose his clothes and get his throat slit on the way down before landing near spent candles and a live cat in a cage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The problem with getting cut out of your mom is your grammar sucks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Academics uncover 30 words 'lost' from English language such as CompUSA, Korvette's, A&P, Oldsmobile, GeoCities
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Couple busted for filming themselves having sex in public library definitely looks like they have a librarian fetish
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
NC mom invents a spray she guarantees will attract any Bigfoot within a mile and a half. Also guaranteed to attract Loch Ness monsters, chupacabras, unicorns, jackalopes and leprechauns
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Aspen police: Don't take selfies with bears
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are cats liquid or solid? How does holding a crocodile influence gambling? Does playing the didgeridoo cure snoring? They were among the things honored at the Ig Nobel Prize spoof awards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After weeks of delays for fears of riots, cop acquitted of murder. Judge said cop's use of personal firearm and yelling "I'm going to kill this motherfarker" was ambiguous and not indicative of intent
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(Metro)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Nutmeg the Tabby...World's oldest cat dies at the age of 32 (that's 144 in cat years) of heart failure. At least he lived a long good life and was spoiled rotten
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
You like whiskey, you like coffee, this is the best whiskey to put in your coffee
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(Metro)
 
 
 
One of those "hot cops" from Hurricane Irma is, according to his Facebook history, an anti-Semite. There's always something
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
You know how Hurricane Jose wasn't supposed to be an issue for the U.S.? Yeah, about that
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Low on "gas" and its orbit decaying, the command was given and the Cassini Probe went out like a boss, swan-diving into the atmosphere of Saturn. At 7:55 AM signal was lost for the last time, ending its planned 13-year mission that began in 1997
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(Tinypic)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Who should be on a box of Wheaties
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It's come to this: Police officer sues claiming he can't get a promotion because he's white
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County Fair had judges awarding blue ribbons to hogs and cows inside, while a California DMV sting sent bogus handicap placard owners to see the judge outside
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Man finds out too late that his wife is into butt stuff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Motel 6 employees will no longer get the ICE for every Hispanic guest
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists invent method to give children autism with a single injection
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Yo moms, I heard you like mom jeans
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Explosion reported in London tube carriage
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Who rides their jet skis over a humpback whale? Honestly
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Infected Hairball, only coincidentally the name of my Def Leppard cover band, kills British teen
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Giant pen is dragged across Utah
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
News: Child pornographer found guilty. Fark: He's a 17-year-old who sent out his own dick pics
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Nagoya officially named most boring city in Japan. Miffed mayor's complaints to Prime Minister fall upon dozing ears, and comedians employ the Nagoya dialect as "the default accent of humiliation"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Hey, wondering how you can reach more "Jew haters" with your advertising? Facebook is here to help
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky man has truck stolen by US border patrol enforcing Mexican laws
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Giving away DNA collection kits at a Ravens game is a good thing because it will allow fans to see their genetics. It isn't a DNA databank linked to your name or anything at all
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Thu September 14, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two-year-old police dog can sniff out hidden child porn faster than Jared Fogle can eat a sub
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Local police: Come see our maths and our braveries for battling remoteness and humidity as we eradicate this jungle of marijuana. Public: Dude, that's wild hemp. Local authorities: Quick... Shut up, delete the post, release the crickets
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
What ever happened to the "don't tase me, bro" guy? Here's what he's doing 10 years on
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Discovering that the KKK may have donated $1,000 to the University in 1921, UVA is donating that amount, adjusted for inflation, to a fund set up to pay the medical expenses of victims of Neo-Nazi violence during the Charlottesville riot
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida airports may not be back to normal for days, meaning it will be quite some time before we once again have half-naked Florida Men screaming incoherently and being tasered in Terminal A
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
In an effort to prove Hurricane Irma can't stop him, Florida Man goes to Massachusetts with no pants and a sex toy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Actually, we can't call the Equifax breach the "worst ever" because, you know, we still don't know how big it is and, actually, "ever" means forever and that hasn't happened yet so, actually, there could be a worse one later. Actually
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(Circa)
 
 
 
All powerful people leave a legacy behind them, and notorious drug lord Pablo Escobar was no different. His hippos live on
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dairy plant accidentally turns creek into skim milk
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Not News: Fake bomb threats cause evacuations. News: Hundreds of coordinated threats, causing almost 100,000 to be evacuated. Fark: In Russia
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why you won't find a 7- Eleven store in Alabama? Here's the reason anyway
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop whatever the heck is going on here
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
The inevitable result from getting busy in a Burger King bathroom. Shock G nods approvingly
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
A woman faces battery charges after deputies say she hit a man who did not want to have sex with her
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Lil Kim is firing rockets again, putting Japan into a state of emergency
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This time the faithful are super-duper sure that the world is totally ending next week, when the arrival of Nibiru will kill us all. So...Orgy? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Protesters grab the charging Wall Street Bull by the horns, violate its head with blue paint to protest climate change denial. No word on whether they grabbed its balls for extra excitement
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After 26 years of research, this author believes he can identify Jack the Ripper
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sigmund?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tactical nuclear warheads heading to South Korea in 3 ....2 .... 1
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Protip: If you hear moaning coming from the bedroom of your estranged wife, just let it go
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Things not to say to an active shooter: "I always knew you were going to shoot up the school"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Oldest XXII+VI-XXVIII symbol found
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
1,800 students locked in dorms, 55 police officers helpless to assist after heroic security guard subdues his own shoulder
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"You just walk up to the person and say, 'I hex thee, I hex thee, I hex thee' ...and then you throw dog poop on their shoes"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy doggo
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Meh
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Iron Chef edition - Chickpeas. That's right, Farkers, show us you've got game and present your winning recipes with the one and only.. Garbanzo Bean
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
The cause of the fire that caused $700,000 damage to an historic home on Candle Safety Day? Anyone?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man gets a master's degree in having his pocket picked
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man uses chainsaw to help wife in labor; ends up delivering twins
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Why was Jimmy Carter flying a pirate flag? Skullduggery, of course
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Puppies training to be guide dogs get their first ride on mass transit. Ugly ass pictures inside
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
I'se the b'y that builds the boat / and I'se the b'y that sails her / and e's the b'y that stole some chicken an' jammed it down 'is ferks, lord tunderin'
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
This is Bonnie and Clyde. This is Bonnie and Clyde on meth. Any questions?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
About that clown rally to protest IT
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
If you own an Amazon Echo or a Google Home and you saw last night's South Park, you were an unintentional part of the joke
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Who orders a $4,000 painting and steaks and has UPS leave them on the front porch?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. bans Visas in three countries that refuse to take deportees. MasterCard, American Express still OK
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
"Another bear sighting in SE Iowa: Can Goldilocks be far behind?", asks TV station not familiar with the chronological order of the story
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Student who tried to get DACA classmate deported is deported from enrollment list
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this very dull meeting
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Self-proclaimed 'most vile man' posts threatening video on YouTube after motel massage goes awry
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(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
"Go further without consent"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joplin, MO teacher kicks "busty" teen out of class, tells her "plus sized women need to shop at stores for plus sized people." With a pic to help you decide
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(LensCulture)
 
 
 
He is able to hear her, talk to her, and perceive her soul. She gives him an important sense of security. He says he cannot live without her. He's really happy now. He applies ointment to her elbow (Not safe for work)
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Dealing with grief in the workplace is a lot easier if your workplace has copious amounts of alcohol available within arm's reach
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The word "foodie" no longer means what you think it means. Next time, use "food snob" and be proud of it, because everyone deserves food that's delicious and doesn't kill you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Let's check in on North Korea to see how they're handling those new UN sanctions
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Hillary reveals how alternate nostril breathing therapy has helped her
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Mystery aircraft crashes near Area 51. Morris's wife could not be reached for comment
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Racism is as American as baseball
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Salt Lake mayor: "At least 6 separate policies were broken in arrest of nurse who wasn't breaking any"
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Candidate says she has no idea who could be stealing opponents' yard signs and replacing them with hers while driving her truck
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass panda cub bares her first baby teeth at 3 months old. ROAR
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 645: "In Memoriam: Night Skies, Landscapes, & Abandoned Places." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have three prior felony drug convictions, using an auto shop called "Get Your Fix" as a cover business may not be such a good idea
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Army scientists discover power in urine." Pee All That You Can Pee
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City leaders look to legalize the building of 'mother-in-law apartments' which sounds much better than 'sister-wife stash house'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Relationships are more likely to be successful when the woman is paired up with a less attractive man. So you're saying there's a chance?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Arizona Motel 6 makes it really easy for guests to get ice
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Of course she used the county credit card. Dog tuxedos don't buy themselves
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Copier company forced former employee into a pagan ritual to exorcise demons from office, lawsuit says
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man arrested for disrupting HBO movie production. Guess he got tired of all those white walkers bringing down the property values
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Millionaire opens his $30 million home to dozens of foster kids displaced by Hurricane Irma after they were evicted from their shelters. Bonus: arcade games everywhere
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: India has food trucks for elephants
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(Some Strings)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enthusiastic quartet
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China's richest guy proves that rich guys the world over are sometimes very strange. Witness the CEO of Alibaba do his Michael Jackson routine
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ad astra, Cassini
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Karma, bro
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man, the Ents are pissed in Georgia these days
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Yo, General, I heard you like drones carrying missiles
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(AOL)
 
 
 
In 1952, the Loch Ness Monster struck again. If only he'd been given his tree fiddy
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Police seek ring of bank card skimmers who were apparently extras in Avatar
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Look, we get it, Florida. You have nothing else to show us, right? Oh, wait, here are two guys who tried to steal a power pole
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Middle school students receive history lesson on remembering 9/11 on its 16th anniversary. Will have as much meaning as "Remember Pearl Harbor," "Remember the Maine," "Carthago delenda est"
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
McDonald's manager fired for giving customer spelling test. Specifically the word "deportation"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: A bean, a gene, and a teen
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hurricane Irma flattened British dad's Caribbean dream home just four days after he purchased it. But all was not lost, his supply of Guinness survived
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
What's next, protesting monuments of Thomas Jeffer...Wait, we're actually doing this? Okay, fine
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Florida cop hotties have the internet all in a tizzy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All is well, the motorized tiki hut bar in Fort Lauderdale is back in action after Hurricane Irma
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Baltimore's schools are failing, and it's criminal as life is basically season four of The Wire for most students
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait, you said 25%? Make that 90% of Florida Keys homes destroyed, damaged by Irma
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rejiggered traffic cams help catch Phoenix wrong-way drivers. The rejiggered cams alert controllers to call police. Completely rejiggered cams will flash the driver. I just like saying rejiggered
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Mr Mayor, an earthquake has destroyed half the town, a tsunami is headed for shore, terrorists have seized the tv station, and a meteor is about to kill us all...what do we do???" "Woof" *licks balls*
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
An online portal designed to let Equifax employees in Argentina manage credit report disputes from consumers in that country was wide open, protected by perhaps the most easy-to-guess password combination ever: "admin/admin"
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
40% of adults sleep with a bear
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
As the smoke over marijuana clears, Indiana can't quite decide if it has legalized a liquid cannabis extract or not. Even state excise police are confused. They raided 57 stores -- and then decided they shouldn't have confiscated the product
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Members of 'uncontacted' tribe reportedly murdered by gold miners in Amazon. On the bright side, at least their remains are eligible for free next-day shipping
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The latest thing making you fat: global warming
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
After seeing the T-72 tank's abject performance against the M1 Abrams in Iraq, Russia decides to keep more of them. Or maybe they're too broke to afford new tanks, either way
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
To no one's surprise, this was not Ms. Quackenbush's first time playing The Division
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, what does Disney World look like after Hurricane Irma?
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
The widow of the Indian man murdered in Kansas in February anti-immigrant hate crime now faces deportation from US
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(News 1130)
 
 
 
To your question of how many sexual abuse scandals does it take for a mayor of Seattle to resign, the answer is Five
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The U.S. Virgin Islands of St. Thomas and St. John were basically destroyed by Irma. The federal response has been almost non-existent. "Everyone in our neighborhood is walking around with sharpened machetes and guns"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Come home to the taste of Simple Rick
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"My parents were too strict, so now I'll never punish my daughter for anything bad she does". Expect a follow-up tag in 15 years about how said daughter held up a liquor store
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Much like the horror that America witnessed when a lawn chair blew over during a natural disaster, the Brits are horrifyied that a recycling bin has been blown over by Storm Aileen
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Chainsaw-wielding nun clears debris from Irma in Florida
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Pepsi lover
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Denny's: Your Turd Awaits
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
The neighbors mad at you for flying the Confederate Battle Flag? Just post a sign with it saying "Slaves for Sale." That'll learn 'em
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pastor who started a "Fight Club" at his parish arrested for trying to start Grope Club
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tired of a mentally ill man in a standoff with police jumping from roof to roof, an 83-year-old grandfather climbs up and throws the individual off the roof to the waiting police (with poor quality video)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We really should just bomb Macedonia
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What kind of teacher punishes a group of second graders by making them walk around in circles for 20 minutes outside under the scorching Arizona sun?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hedonism is good for you. So there ya go, kids, have at it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ma'am, you did buy the deluxe car wash, which includes polishing your headlights. Sorry for the confusion (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well, now that you mention it, I do feel a little flushed
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What's wrong, have you never seen a man in a bra before?
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Land once on the Interstate, shame on me. Land twice on the Interstate, shame on this *#^&%$#@ airplane
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hairdresser's Twitter post about how to tell a wife from a lover just by her hair leaves men baffled
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
New smartphone app in Japan helps lonely women find ... other women with whom to become friends, have lunch and drinks, and travel platonically as they did in their schoolgirl years. Sorry guys and lesbians, no dates and no date requests. NOT YOURS
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Japanese robot dog can sniff feet and "faints" if they're smelly. In subby's case it would most likely just short-circuit and blow up
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Monkey loses right to own purple dishwasher
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
John Cleese on political correctness and the funniest joke he's ever told. Hopefully these subjects overlap
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In the classic battle of Hurricane versus Plant City Tyrannosaurus Rex, there can be only one victor
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
9/11 changed the way the world speaks, and not for the most obvious reason
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant Yazoo
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
The ban is back
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(News 1130)
 
 
 
Sorry ma'am, we can't fix your house right now. That's a load-bearing limousine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your dog wants steak. Your dog also wants crack cocaine, but he might kill you if you give it to him
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Two things that naturally go together: Alcohol & ax throwing. "[P]erfect for birthday parties, bachelor/bachelorette parties or just a fun night out with friends"
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Replacement livers? REPLACEMENT LIVERS
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Man sprays penis on truck in road rage incident (Possibly not safe for work)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Come on Aileen, let's hit Britain with all you got. COME ON AILEEN
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hm, I wonder what's trending in high fashion for bras nowadays
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Top contender for "Resting biatch Face" mugshot of the year shoots homeless man because he dared ask her to move her Porsche SUV
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fluffy the great white shark to be released. All the other sharks are sure to tease him because of his name. Sharks can be so mean
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bat contemplation
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Much like in human society, up to 40% of worker ants spend their days watching Fox news, getting day drunk and biatching about the more successful ants
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
CIA Director Mike Pompeo: Bin Laden's porn stash won't ever be released
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Your 'doppelganger' face belongs in a museum
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How scary can it be to try and land a plane during Irma at Myrtle Beach airpor-GAAAAAAA
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New 250 metre long 'fatberg' discovered in London sewer, blobbing in at 130 tonnes. Good luck to the guy from Guinness who has to confirm that record
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The creators of DoNotPay, a bot that lets you automatically contest traffic tickets, has set up a website that will allow you to file a small claims lawsuit against Equifax for $10,000-$15,000 with a single click
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In case you were feeling young today, the Chris Crocker "leave Britney alone" viral video just turned 10 years old
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Suspect wearing panda costume steals airsoft rifle from Dick's. And what does a Panda want with an airsoft rifle?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Man who started Utah wildfire apologizes to neighbors with jars of jam. Wait, what?
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
I know what you are thinking: Are 7 pats to the crotch by the TSA enough? Are 9 too many?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
25% of houses in Florida Keys destroyed
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(Star Wars)
 
 
 
Star Wars: Episode IX - Return of the JJ
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
He got dumped. You read about it on Fark. Facepunching ensued
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Turns out Nazi Tiki torches are against the fire code
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Bad news: Eddie Izzard could "give up comedy." Good news: To run for Parliament
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
How to avoid panic prepping. EVERYBODY AVOID
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hamza bin Laden is believed to be the "chosen one" by Al-Qaeda, just like Anakin Skywalker
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some things are worth fighting for, like serving hot coffee while wearing a bikini
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally, something to be outraged about: McDonald's employees are trained to use a secret technique to give customers less fries
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: They chose poorly
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan National Guard soldier cancels her wedding because she's being deployed to help with Irma relief
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Death toll in US rises to 11. Florida Keys could be 'devastated' assuming anyone can make it there to find out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Car thieves steal U-Haul trailer with coffin containing dead guy inside. Seems like somebody was going real cheap on the hearse
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Just think: If this man had never had gone to Starbucks, perhaps he wouldn't have called a black man a slave, called his children "despicable vermin," or punched an apparently homeless guy on the street
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know how funny it is to make your kids cry by yelling at them, so you can get more hits on your YouTube channel? Yeah, the courts didn't think so, either
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guns, booze, Speedos, and dumb luck define the typical Irma survivor
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Pizza Festival turns into the Fyre Festival of Pizza
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
As you sit in the dark with no internet connection to help pass the time as your stash of Häagen-Dazs ice cream slowly melts in your unpowered freezer, you're probably wondering why more cities don't bury their power lines
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Swift Dam fire prompts damn swift evacuation
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Is it still a "warning shot" if it hits them in the leg? Asking for a friend
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
After the train passes, the crossing arm fails to rise to its upright position. The best thing to do is: A) drive around it, B) find another railroad crossing, or C) remove the bolts and toss it into a ditch
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Kid learns hard lesson. Never do the right thing. Just shut up, keep your head down, say nothing
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Terrified tourists stuck on the Caribbean Island of St Thomas during Hurricane Irma were left 'stranded' when a Marriott rescue ship refused to allow non-hotel guests to board. They had 200 seats open
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, four ugly-ass male LiLigers were born in one litter. D'awww
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China asks the U.S. to stop texting them its junk. Wait, no, SENDING them its junk
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Judge puts a halt on Amazon mining, Amazon Prime still going strong
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Olympic ticket sales drop as Korea adds nuclear football to event list
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
As if we don't have enough natural disasters, the sun is also trying to kill us
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(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Cops pull man from burning home and solve murder at the same time
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia is spending $100 million to hold a vote on a non-binding resolution. Also, the voting booth can probably kill you
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Fox News accidentally interviews well-informed member of the public
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman sues loan company for false advertising when A) she doesn't get the loan amount they promised, B) she doesn't get the interest rate they promised, or C) she doesn't get the orgasm they promised
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
That's one sly pooch
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Equifax and the big mean hackers
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, looks like Hurricane Harvey washed out all the mind-control chemicals in Texas. Better send the industrial-sized chemtrail planes
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
New study from the Romero Institute for Stating the Obvious shows that planes don't fly in areas where hurricanes are occurring
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
1/3 of parasites could go extinct from climate change. The rest will continue to claim that there's no proof and science is bad
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham comes up with a new weapon to slay gay marriage, the mighty ... hyphen
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golfer
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
California prohibits pot deliveries by drone, meaning you'll have to get your newly legal pot the old-fashioned way: from a smelly hippy named Toby
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
That's no way to treat the Destroyer of Worlds
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank is back live tonight (8PM EDT) and ......the swing through the alphabet ENDS with 2 hours of songs beginning with Y or Z (part 2)
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Peppermint Patty, a hard hitter, a gender bender, a lover, a fighter, a girl before her time, and inadvertent inspiration for the Politics tab
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
High school teacher gives students "drug and sex" quiz to score their decency. Hilarity ensues
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Equifax can't do a farking thing correct
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Okay Georgia, you're next. Places everyone
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
"My name... José Hurricane, I'm getting weaker
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
A comparison of hurricane sizes over the years
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
With no verification for homeschool transcripts, you can make one for your (long dead) cat and say that he earned all As and deserves to go to college
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Missing woman found in hotel freezer. Police charged $13 just for picking her up and putting her back
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(Bing)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Biblical disasters caused by Godzilla
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Oh deer, Irma disregards Federal protections
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So where were you when 9/11 happened? LGT original 9/11 thread
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You've got your hands on a 2016 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat and you've been given permission to test-drive it on the local airport's runway. Now, before you go, remember the most important thing -- don't be a dumbass. Oops, too late
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In an effort to enhance airline travel, airlines introduce subtle fragrances such as "Black Orchid" and "White Tea and Fig" into cabin air. Strangely missing are "Sweaty Sock" and "Unwashed Masses"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
An attorney who represents himself has a fool for a client. A fake attorney even more so
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Richard Branson's Necker Island home was in fact destroyed during Hurricane Irma despite his son texting that they were doing well. In related news: he really does have a well-built wine cellar
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Seriously, who throws a yoga mat at the White House?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-09-03 to Sat 2017-09-09
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Don't unclench your collective anus just yet, Florida: Projections show Jose winding up for a second strike
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sometimes getting Darwined sucks, sometimes Darwin forgets to turn on the turbines at the Hoover Dam
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Hey, a Great White Shark has washed up on the beach. Should we push it back into the water?" "Nah mate, let's put it in a swimming pool instead" *cracks open can of Fosters*
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do the Virgin Islands need a new name?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these oysters
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So they held a beer festival at a zoo and the bobcat got loose and it wasn't even a Fark party
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man threatens McDonald's staff with his penis in one hand and a knife in the other. Says he just wanted to have it his way
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian PM in hot water after a photo of him holding his grandchild and a beer posted to social media
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'These people need to be protected': Police won't release info on lynching of 8-year-old biracial boy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Reset the clock
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"We're all Equif*cked"
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
University: "Our parking garages are open to the public to shelter your car during the hurricane." Car dealership: "Let's move our entire inventory to the garage"
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