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Sun August 20, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thieves steal ATM using forklift. "Police now believe that these criminals might have some ties to the construction industry." That's some fine police work there, Lou
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katie Couric: urine trouble
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
NewsFlash
 
John McCain has been injured in a boating accident
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Groundbreaking study from the N.S. Sherlock Institute of Health shows that alternative cancer treatments lead to the alternative of surviving cancer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flasher
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Goths has something to do with the destruction of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. And no, real goths, not the idiots from high school
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(Streamable)
 
 
 
Video of a trio doing racetrack loops over my Chicago hotel just now: A P-51, an F-22, and an A-10
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The North Korean threats of war that were on, then off, are now back on again. Please adjust your apocalypse clock accordingly
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Not news: Flat Earthers flatsplain. Fark: the upcoming solar eclipse. Double Fark: with serpents and holographic moon projectors
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
1956 Aston Martin sells for $22.5 million. In other news: Someone thinks a British car is actually worth $22.5 million
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop seeing the best
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cartels importing cocaine from Colombia for profit. New hotness: Cartels importing puppies from Colombia for profit
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who holds controversial views finds himself unemployable. For some reason, people have a problem with this
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(New York Daily News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jerry Lewis has died. France surrenders
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
....and now you know the rest of the history of bacon
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Ric Romero may have retired, but his legacy lives on at The Ric Romero Institute Of Studying The Complete And Utter Obvious, a/k/a Tech Times
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Author writes a book called "The Guilty Secret" about a writer who commits a string of murders and is never caught So, guess what just happened
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Well, if you were hoping to wake up this morning as a brand-new multimillionaire, sorry about that. Also, avoid all convenience stores and gas stations for the next several days
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-08-13 to Sat 2017-08-19
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Because we all need some "dawwww" time, here are some overfriendly oversized puppers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Airways to United: Oh, you think YOU treat your customers bad? Well, hold our beer and watch this
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this creepy cloud
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Chicken Fried Steak
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Up to 13 percent of all airline pilots may be clinically or even suicidally depressed. Have a nice flight
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When the police come to your party, do not play the Cops theme
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when the cremated remains of your daughter are actually a dog's?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't tell me how lucky I am to have a good husband
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Confederate monuments went up after the NAACP was founded in 1909 and during the civil rights movement in the '60s. THIS IS NO COINCIDENCE
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What if someone built an atomic bomb too big to use? The Russians did
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Join us at the top of the hour for the pre-Solar Eclipse edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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(The Raw Story)
 
Video
 
This video shows just how wildly outnumbered right-wing protesters were in Boston on Saturday
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Male fragility might be to blame for the Charlottesville violence
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop gives coupons to customers ticketed at parking meters. That's sweet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Article about buying your Burning Man costume. And so it begins
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(CNY Central)
 
 
 
Santa's Workshop giving lower rent to the ho-ho-ho's
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Payback is going to be a b*tch when you're a married man who invited a woman back to your Manhattan apartment, and she made off with $50G of jewelry, including your wife's wedding ring
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two tubes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Band of bobbies in Merseyside UK hit the big time with a fab drug bust, nabbing £530,000 cash and 12kg in gear
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
They found Quint's ship. The WWII cruiser that inspired "Jaws" has been discovered
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rare 6th Century coin pendant found in field in UK. The story of how it got there is Byzantine
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Something that can really ruin a wedding
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Golden Retriever fetches $85,000 worth of black tar heroin out of her own backyard. That's a good girl.. now who wants a belly rub in rehab?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Former prison inmate writes "A Gentleman's Guide To Sex In Prison" ... which turns out to be actually rather interesting and not what you were probably thinking
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Duke sucks slightly less
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(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
"Casper, WY, gentlemen's club offers 'adult-oriented' camping for eclipse"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Rescuers use a gallon of dish soap to rescue woman trapped in slot canyon in Utah. Stupid person in peril trifecta in play?
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Woman rescued after being stuck in her 4-foot-deep backyard pool
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Old and annoying: Selfies. New and even more annoying: Selfdies
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(MSN)
 
 
 
And now, for no particular reason, here's a photo essay on the train graveyard at the 'edge of the world'
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Good news: Spanish terror cell 'completely dismantled'. Bad news: Van driver in Barcelona attack still at large
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
What happens when you send a Cracked comedy writer to Best Korea for a week? You get back a ... surprisingly balanced and thoughtful look at a largely misunderstood country?
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
The folks at Delish think you should be adding peanut butter to your burger. No, really. Look, they're serious, stop laughing. Fine, whatever, your loss
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these triangles
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Flora became depressed after losing her beloved feline companion of many years, but is doing much better now as she is fostering four adorable kittens on Caturday
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Walmart security guard tells bicyclist she ran over that there were no security cameras in that area. Yeah, about that...
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Contact lenses are great. As long as you habitually clean them so you avoid yeast, bacterial infections, or bugs that can eat your eyeballs
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 20 tons of Nutella. Crooks are believed to be armed and morbidly obese
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It never helps when you look like a cave dweller from 'Dungeons & Dragons' in your mugshot
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman laughs herself to death with the help of gravity
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"I'm looking for my teeth. Can I check your balcony?"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Mother doesn't report boyfriend molesting her 6-year-old daughter because A) she isn't aware of it, B) she fears for their safety, or C) she has a 'hectic work schedule'
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Fri August 18, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Democracy voucher program under investigation, as apparently someone didn't properly fill out their fraud voucher
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida detectives hot on the trail of stolen van will not disclose their methods, although those methods apparently don't include 'check the tollbooths it keeps driving through'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS A KNOWN RACIST AND NAZI SYMPATHIZER. Huh. Well, that's an odd message for the Trump Hotel in Washington, D.C. to display over its front door, but OK
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Nena Springs fire threatens homes and resort near eclipse path, launches 99 red balloons
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Florida woman arrested for drunk driving after blowing a .sleestak
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this free rider
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Richmond police warn McDonald's renovations could cause prostitution shift
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And because people have to double down on being reprehensible, Susan Bro, the mother of Heather Heyer, has been receiving death threats for speaking out
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
When traveling to Oregon for your eclipse viewing, please keep in mind the strange laws and customs of the locals, such as not smoking pot in public
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Look for shadow bands before and after the total eclipse. Also Subby's Total Eclipse Shadow Band will be performing that day
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Topeka gorilla finally gives a shiat
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Judge avoids conviction for DUI, (BAC .188) because reasons, will stay on bench
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man 'tied his penis to shotgun and then shot himself in the head'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this empty office
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Alaska discovers their political party application accepts emojis, and that they now have an officially registered party named "Everybody Poops and We Can Prove It" 💩
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Car's got a lot of pickup
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
New Confederate monument set to be unveiled in Crenshaw County, AL. Because remembering unknown Confederate soldiers who never came home from Civil War belongs next to RV park belonging to man who owns the monument
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Guess which Florida prison is on lockdown. Congratulations, you are correct
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man's head and upper chest found in shopping cart. Police hope to make a bust
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Local residents moaning about noise from the sex festival being held in their town
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(Today)
 
 
 
Next week, don't be like this guy who stared at solar eclipse without special sunglasses in 1962
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rare stolen sousaphone returned to owner after being tracked down on the shadowy world of underground sousaphone black markets
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
"When he found the pills he thought to himself 'Oh, dude pills' and took them"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland shows the country how it is done again. Dred Scott approves
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
"To pull off the heist, one of the suspects drilled a hole in the ATM and filled it with gasoline, while the second suspect placed a fuse into the ATM and detonated the cash machine"
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bannon latest to pull the 'I can't be fired, I quit' maneuver
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
The eclipse is already messing up traffic in Oregon. No word on how many died crossing the river
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Children are becoming "violent, militarized monsters" thanks to Disney movies like The Incredibles and Toy Story 3
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Trump tweeted about Chuck E. Cheese's plans to remove their animatronic bands?
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
NewsFlash
 
Several people stabbed in Finland. Suspect shot by police and is in custody
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Millennials are killing "it" now
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this monster truck
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
How bad is the pollution in India? Dogs are turning blue. Yes ... for real
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One of America's favorite Nazis, Charles Manson, gets a sexy new mug shot. Trump will comment after he's spent a few days investigating whether Manson is a good Nazi or a bad Nazi
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Everyone will be paying attention to the solar eclipse next week. Except for the Navajos who will be quietly fasting indoors so as not to gawk at this unholy celestial union of lust between the Sun and the Moon
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
This *isn't* how you protest confederate statues
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey, I'm taxiing here
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"We must ban open carry"
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis tarred and feathered. Check that. Jefferson Davis Memorial Highway monument tarred and feathered. In Arizona. Because subby still had some sanity left, and that could not be allowed to continue
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Thu August 17, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to make fun of Nazis
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher accused of letting students do LSD at her home, which had the most awesome skylight to another world, dude
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nazis in Arizona go one step too far
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Arizona woman decorates Confederate monument
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Car thief plummets to his death from crane, which means he wasn't a very good car thief. Subby rarely sees cars parked on cranes
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(Clickhole)
 
 
 
The New 'Call Of Duty' will penalize players for shooting Nazis who are actually very fine people
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC court worker earning $166K fired after butt-dialing a reporter and inadvertently saying "I barely show up to work"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: time travelers caught on camera (past or present)
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
It's time to tear down the NYC Times Square subway station; it seems there are some tiles that resemble the Confederate flag
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(The Liberal Advocate News)
 
 
 
Trump's friend of over 30 years today told Americans to expect the President to resign from office before the fall
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Poor poor Christopher Cantwell. Now he can't even get a date on OKCupid
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
When the headline reads "Steve Bannon's porn and meth house" you know they're only talking about one state
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just say neigh to drugs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Leg day turns into the latest "Alien" sequel (w/video)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Health experts outline lesbian care tips, throw in a solution to leaf blight just to make sure everyone is still awake
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: We love our mac'n'cheese, sure. What makes yours stand out? Don't hold back.. we already know you're the cheesiest
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Paraplegics can now use Amazon Alexa to control their robotic exoskeletons. Waiting for the first report of Alexa mishearing the command, "Alexa, I'm ready to sit"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Not only is it the herpes of the craft world, but glitter is also apparently ruining the environment. Which makes strippers the worst polluters ever
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ghost town
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Data that nobody could have possibly predicted pulled from Virginia's annual Standards of Learning tests, or SOLs, shows that students from rich families perform better than students from poor ones. In other news, Virginia calls its test the SOL
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To the left, heretics saying that you should add water to your whiskey. To the right, people reasonably discussing how you're supposed to drink it neat and posting pictures of their whiskey collections
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Protesters in Atlanta vandalize statue during vigil. Fark: It's actually a peace monument that has nothing to do with glorifying the confederacy
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
FL mother arrested for using her iPhone in school's child pick-up line. For snorting cocaine
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC: If you want to retire, you should have the equivalent of three times your salary saved by the time you're 40
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Van plows into crowds in Barcelona's Ramblas tourist area; Trump to blame both sides
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is there to answer all its viewers' most pressing scientific questions. Today: What causes an eclipse?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After arguing immigration enforcement metrics with border patrol agent, farmer treats agent's vehicle to a free car wash. With his "honey wagon"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Your local McDonald's is out of ice cream. Do you: a) write a bad Yelp review, b) take your business elsewhere or, c) pull your AR-15 rifle out of the trunk?
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
National Park Service says you can try to fill up the Grand Canyon with empty discarded water bottles again
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(catsmob)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man-made rainbow
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
More and more women are painting the Eye of Sauron on their fingernails
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Iowa State Fair is opening, so let's check out its awesome butter cow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
UVA students to hate groups: get off our lawn
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Two guys try to punch a bear trap and then pull their hands out before it can snap shut. One of them is successful
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
If you don't want the police to find your drug operation, don't put your alligator in the hotel swimming pool
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The upcoming Confederate rally in Austin, Texas will still go on as planned, but guests are asked to use it as a chance to show everyone 'true southern hospitality.'
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Take the bus, and leave the feces to us"
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Drunk driver smashes into a "Report Drunk Drivers" sign
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The United States National Park Service have just declared that they are NAZI sympathizers
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 641: "C is for Cookie". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The transcript from jury selection at Pharma Bro's trial is everything
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The vegan movement would be something some could get behind if it wasn't under the control of environmental wackos
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Behold the Master Race, Florida edition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Application to conduct cross burning on Stone Mountain denied. Although the commission said they'd be OK if the Klan wanted to throw themselves off the top of the mountain in protest
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Modern genetic sequencing tools give a clearer picture of how corals are related before becoming zombies. IT'S A WALKING DEAD REEFERENCE, CORAL
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Pulling a knife on a guy who sets up shop in America after fleeing the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in his homeland is probably not a great career-criminal move
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
19 things you can learn on a mushroom walk, including which ones are safe to eat, how to pull them out of the ground, and the meaning of life as told by a cosmic jungle penguin surrounded in a cloak of Aztec bats circling the lunar vortex of peace
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Naked man squirts hose at cops. Happily, that's not a euphemism
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
IKEA provides helpful instructions on how to turn their rug into Game of Thrones capes
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work, unless a drunk woman bites your lure and swims away (with mugshot)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The link between hate crimes and domestic violence
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these VR users
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Woman discovers long lost engagement ring stolen by local carrot. Ut
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Remember that mysterious silver spaceship tank with Midwest plates that stalked the borough of Brooklyn last winter? Well it turns out to be owned by a wayward Brooklyn dad who likes space travel
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(DNA India)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan is greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is origin of all the tasty apples
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
For the first time since the 1970s, Oz is going to be opened to the public. SURRENDER DOROTHY
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Jorts are making a comeback....with Walgreens robbers
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Dixon Sucks Donkey Dicks" remains a cautionary tale preached by editors and journalism professors
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Civil War II
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Police search for man caught having sex with a chain-link fence after he fails to appear in court. Meanwhile, de fence rests
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Australians have found MH-370. Again. CNN issues Full Blitzer Alert
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this newspaper reader
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Please tell me there was a bazouki too
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Man gets hilarious chest tattoo that makes it look like he's a tiny man driving his own body
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Old-school farker has some very bad news. Serious thread. DIT
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Team NZ beat Oracle to win the Americas Cup, but there's a small problem with the trophy. Last winners engraved their names with extra large font, making sure there was no room for anyone else
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Man's Princess Di collection which includes some of her wedding cake, scraps of her clothing, and a bar of soap she once washed her hands with is valued at $500K. The value could keep growing, of course, assuming it doesn't hit a wall
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Oddly enough, Flaming CN Tower Antenna is the name of my Rush tribute band
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Plaque honoring Jefferson Davis for 50 years, affixed to a wall outside a department store, was removed last night. Fark: In Montreal, Canada
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah, I agree, don't get me wrong, but... er, hear me out: it might also just be a crusty key-lime-pie-scented air freshener? Which, I mean, is very visionary of you, and nobody shoots on air freshener no more
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Near as I can figure, there's only one way to know what cocaine smells like. And these cops say they know what cocaine smells like
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Taco Bell unveils fried egg 'Naked Egg Taco' where the fried egg is the taco shell
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
McDonald's Canada offering 67 cent hamburgers all day today. Fine, I'll take 50
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
More than half of New Orleans' drainage capacity is handled by pumps that run on archaic 25-hertz power, a remnant of the 100+ year-old pumping system
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"Didn't really hurt:" Wisconsin man drove himself to hospital after nail from nail gun punctured his heart
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Can you get out of a DUI if you have a note from your doctor telling you to drink?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Although we've all had the urge to do it, it's still illegal in the state of New Jersey to beat a seagull to death with a beach umbrella
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Foghorn Leghorn owes you hundreds of dollars
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The town of Alexandria, Virginia is conducting an online survey for ideas on what to rename Jefferson Davis Highway. Any ideas?
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Knoxville TN doesn't have Confederate Monuments? "Obviously there were many Confederate sympathizers, but East Tennessee was decidedly pro-Union -- and it maintained its pro-Union sentiment after the war"
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"A Pennsylvania woman accused of setting her sleeping boyfriend on fire and throwing buckets of urine on him to extinguish the flames has died of an apparent heroin overdose"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did you know that a slave taught Jack Daniel how to distill his famous whiskey? Thanks to the company that produces it today, neither does anybody else
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: an object that would be strange for archaeologist to find in the year 2217
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Man discovers his trombone has been violated by unknown interloper
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
"It was a blue PT Cruiser with a 'TRUMP1' license plate, which was kind of interesting," Chase said. "Why are you going to run away from hitting somebody with that kind of obvious plate?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Confederate monuments are not about heritage or history. They are tools of white supremacy. And they must fall
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Baltimore removes Confederate statues in the middle of the night. No word on whether they will reappear in Indianapolis
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(Yellowhammer News)
 
 
 
Sign this woman up for the show Naked and Afraid
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does Fark sell t-shirts with the Fark logo on them?? I farking want one
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry answers all your tough Solar Eclipse questions
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Plaque honoring Robert E. Lee for more than 100 years, affixed to a tree Lee planted himself, to be removed Wednesday. Fark: In Brooklyn, NY
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Citing death threats, irony, 18-year-old who attended violent VA rally won't return to BU. "Probably anywhere I would go would be safer than Boston"
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(Playboy)
 
 
 
In case you need another reason to hate Millennials, they don't like boobs
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Helping the homeless could soon pay big bucks. How big? Up to $75,000 if you're a homeowner and let them live on your property
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Jacksonville Beach police use 3 Tasers, baton, 4 handcuffs to arrest bar customer (Video? Yep)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The final solution to all your wardrobe needs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here are all the Confederate memorials that will be removed or are being considered for removal after Charlottesville
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Tue August 15, 2017
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Florida actually does something right, as doctors there are refusing to see unvaccinated kids
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Don't want to watch "Baywatch" for a second time tonight? You bet that's a macheteing
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Stripper from Tampa thought his partner was a cannibal, so he stabbed him in the eyes
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
"The interior of the Chevy Cavalier was filled with damaged windows, dumpster debris, spoiled food and cigarette butts. And underneath all that - to the surprise of a Columbus police officer - a naked 3-year-old boy"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Porn movie secretly filmed in a Catholic church did not break Dutch law, judge says
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Boy, that escalated quickly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's at the top of these spooky stairs
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GAU-8 tries to kill pilot. A-10 laughs & brings him home safely even if it was without a canopy & landing gear
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chewbacca mauls worker at Australian ski resort, is promptly apprehended by the Empire
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Saving the Earth's ozone layer went even better than expected - proof that we can come together as a planet and make a positive global difference
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Well, on the bright side, "Cocaine Tsunami" would be an amazing name for a power thrash or speed metal band
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Suspect your girlfriend is cheating? Can probably be resolved with a carjacking, home burglary, multiple auto thefts, an arson, 100 miles per hour police chase, vandalism, and at least four shootings
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Red Bull may give you wings, but it also gives you the strength to break the glass doors of a convenience store when the clerk locks you and your 12-year-old inside for shoplifting
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(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
On today's episode of caught having sex in public, do they go with: A) The sucking out the poison defense B) The just sitting on his lap defense, or C) The easing back pain defense?
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vine
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman born without a vagina wants to undergo surgery that would allow her to have sex with her boyfriend for the first time and give her arm a rest
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"Sheriff Harrison said it was an accident and advised people not to spray gas on a fire"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man sentenced to 6 years in prison for accidental discharge in a strip club. Fark Bonus Points: taking a selfie with a gun
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver denies using flamethrowers during homeless sweeps
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle's new bike sharing program is resulting in bicycles everywhere, such as on people's lawns and thrown off of overpasses
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
It's not a real teenage birthday party unless it becomes a multi-neighborhood brawl with shots fired and up to 200 people "yelling, screaming, dancing, twerking and fighting"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Maybe they should get rid of that car
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Today, in helpful advice from AOL News: "If you're worried that you might have the [bubonic] plague, go see a doctor"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz is back. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
"It really is hard to overstate how screwed Florida is"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Naked, intoxicated man at a truck stop yells at man that "he should go back to Africa," then exposes his genitals to everyone in the parking lot. Then it gets weird
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-08-06 to Sat 2017-08-12
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Suspect admits to doing meth and throwing rocks at cars believing 'the purge' was happening
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Three costumed characters, including two from the Rampage video game series, charged with shoplifting at Walmart
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this recliner
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Taxi driver thought to be resting for 18 hours on Manhattan street turns out to be dead
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York City's MTA: The "M" stands for "Morbid"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man buys Rolls-Royce, decides his apartment's parking structure isn't secure enough, builds custom cage to protect his prized possession. The tag should tell you what happened next
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Germany denounces Nazi Americans
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you stare into a mirror long enough, you'll see all sorts of distorted and surreal images. And that's even before the mushrooms start kicking in
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
What it's like to kill hundreds of lobsters a day. "The lobster flit its tail with more force than I expected; it felt aggressive"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Come check out this "Digital Detox" camp that helps kids break their internet addiction through counseling and exercise. And when that doesn't work, tortures them to death
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
GoFundMe, Kickstarter and other mainstream crowdfunding sites: Oh, you want to raise money for the white nationalist Nazis? How'bout no
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(BBC)
 
 
 
German politician says too many people in the country are speaking English. OH MEIN GOTT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A guy who promoted the Pizzagate and Seth Rich hoaxes is atop the twitter feed of the President of the United States right now
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Israel Kristal dies at 113, having set the all-but-unbreakable record of being a century late for his bar mitzvah
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un scrutinizes North Korea's plans for firing missiles at Guam, decides "Holy shiat, what the fark was I thinking?"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Father. Of. The. Year
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Americans are disturbingly unbothered by the idea of striking first with nuclear weapons
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
What kind of hardass would foreclose on God?
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Mon August 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Not waiting for the alt-right to arrive, group of protesters tear down a Confederate statue in Durham, NC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No, no, no, no, no, no, HELL NO, no, no
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Border patrol seizes illegal half-million dollar shipment of A: drugs, B: weapons, or C: counterfeit toy airplanes
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hundreds of good, bad, and ugly people feared dead in Sierra Leone mudslide
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(Blackfive)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rubber raft
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paraplegic mother of Charlottesville Nazi killer called 911 multiple times for his violence against her
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "W", the library is so full of them we'll split it up for two shows. We'll have a quickie tribute to Glen Campbell sometime during the show
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GoDaddy: GTFO, Nazis. DailyStormer: Fine; we just registered with Google anyway. Google: you mean the registration we just deleted? That one?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Charlottesville white supremacists more well armed than SEAL Team 6
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Study: Oral sex performed by men spreads cancer. Women: Okay, cancer, it's farking ON now, you son of a biatch
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
NewsFlash
 
White male arrested for plotting to blow up Oklahoma City building. This is not a repeat from April 19th, 1995
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It turns out despite what FWD: FWD: FWD: would have you believe, millennials aren't majoring in underwater basket weaving
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Molotov diaper
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Big Ben's bongs to fall silent for four years. Says he'll go with edibles in the meantime
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge - Song titles of the '60s, '70s & '80s in picture form
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City brothel for sale. Asking price: $2.5 million
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Sorry Alaskans, but the DMV won't let you put KIDNPR, DZNUTS, H3NTAI, or 80085 on your license plate
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Goat blood drinking Libertarian Florida attorney unwilling to let Virginia steal all the spotlight
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russian rocket engines seem to have found a way onto North Korea's latest ICBM design
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New research from the "No shiat, Sherlock" journal finds that you shouldn't use smiley face emojis in formal business emails because it makes you look incompetent :) xxxxx
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drinkers share the most ridiculous vessels they've ever been served drinks from, including a laundry basket, lightbulb and a plastic bag. Unclear why they don't just drink from the bottle
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri high school deletes the senior yearbook quotes from two gay students to avoid offending anyone, promptly offends everyone at the same time
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
North Korea holding a party to celebrate an upcoming attack on the Sea of Japan
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
County administrator hearing EMS worker complaints tells them they can kill themselves if they're unhappy. Fark: The group had just lost a deputy to suicide
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Armed police officer famous for filming himself traveling at 140mph, pulls over car and is surprised to discover duck wearing a tie, a dog and an old man inside. Unclear if the man's last name was Barbera
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So it turns out you should never use flavored water to iron your clothes...or Coke, yogurt, bleach, aftershave or breast milk. This is an actual list from the article
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
"Officers were involved in a decidedly slow-speed early morning pursuit in New Orleans East when they chased down a man attempting to steal a steamroller"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shrimp
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
"He stated his name was 'Alice Wonderland and he was told to commit the offenses by a hookah-smoking caterpillar.' " as we begin Monday with a fork lift liquor store robbery as only Florida can do it
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
If you're transporting a gas grill in your SUV, make sure the gas is turned off, and for fark's sake don't light up a cigarette inside. With "after" pic
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Tiki Brand Torches 1, Trump 0
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Too much Red Bull can lead you to riding the white horse
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Today's police brutality incident is brought to you from Euclid, Ohio
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(Independent)
 
 
 
GOOD
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
People, please keep using your beer goggles during the upcoming solar eclipse. Do not buy these fake eclipse glasses unless you want to go blind
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is this the end of the tits and tequila culture?
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Mike Godwin declares criticism of Charlottesville alt-right protesters exempt from Godwin's Law
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Charlottesville white supremacist marcher gets ID'd on Twitter and loses job at hot dog restaurant
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
I don't want to worry you or anything but just thought you should know. Fleas in Arizona have tested positive for plague
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