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Sun July 09, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop climbs fence into backyard, is promptly greeted by two pit bulls with wagging tails, so PEW PEW PEW
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Woman sees her son crawl through McDonald's playground and come out covered in shiat on the other side
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
"I love people, they're crunchy and go well with ketchup"
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horse racer
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's a boy...BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
It was just another calm fishin' day in Iowa when the NOPE came along
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(Siberian Times)
 
Video
 
I'm not saying it's a streetlight, but it's a streetlight that eats other streetlights
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When will electric cars drive down mainstreet America? Probably sooner than you think thanks to new technology and lower prices
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nine months after a bloody campaign, Iraqi Prime Minister rolls into Mosul to claim victory over the Islamic State. High-fives to all forces involved
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
So how DID Spam become one of the most iconic brands of all time?
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Do not make meth. If you make meth you may have a meth lab explosion. If you have a meth lab explosion you may catch on fire. If you catch on fire you may drive to Planet Fitness
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nosy tomato
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
It seems the Irish are food snobs about what we Americans eat
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
'Parachute malfunction' and 'lucky to be alive' are two phrases you don't typically see in the same headline
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ms. No longer appearing on this planet
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Do you WANT unspeakable horrors summoned from the realms beyond space and time? Because THAT'S how you get unspeakable horrors summoned from the realms beyond space and time
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ahh what a lovely day to take my pet crocodile for a walk on the beach. Surely no one will have a problem with this
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
How many crashes do you read about that involve a cannon?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Hey, it's kind of warm in the back of this cop car ... do you mind turning up the A/C?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Millionaire Matchmaker meets her match ... and not in a good way
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Biologist does "manliest thing ever" and saves bear from drowning. Bear reciprocates with invitation to pic-a-nic
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman's nasty obit was plagiarized. I'm mad at grandma but not so mad that I'm gonna come up with something original for her obituary
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Complaints arise from the British Army targeting poorer working class young people for recruitment. Good thing this demographic has never been exploited by armies previously
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Rule No. 1 when joining the Mile High Club: Don't get caught sneaking out of the plane's toilet
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
While you minions are scrambling around for some place to survive after Trump pushes the button and creates the zombie apocalypse, here is where the uber rich will be hiding
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NOPE,NOPE,NOPE,NOPE,NOPE
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Your day in court
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman, 49, admits being New York's loudest lover, receiving the largest number of noise complaints in the city
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Having never heard of the concept of a cemetery, family fights with civic leaders to be able to keep a memorial to their dead son on a town-owned parking lot
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Aussie provides succinct, prescient, and brutally honest review of Trump's G20 appearance
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Los Angeles power transformer explodes in 100 degree heat, sending fireball into the sky and leaving thousands without electricity
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The insanity is over: The functioning alarm clock which has been in a wall for 13 years has finally been removed
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
That's not a belly flop. THIS is a belly flop
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted live by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
United damages 37,000 Euro custom computerized wheelchair. When owner refuses to sign a waiver absolving United of all responsibility, they further damage it, including ripping off one of the wheels and smashing the computer. Link goes to video
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Sat July 08, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
← Free cows
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Unbelievably stupid
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
This guilty looking dog reportedly scammed $6 million from immigrants
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nickelback?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Dam you, Friendship Lake, Dam you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jesus ain't gluten-free
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Dumbass: Woman runs up tons of debt, then decides to kill off husband for insurance money. Oops: Husband forgot to change paperwork, his ex-wife gets money
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this good boy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This day in history, 1947, a UFO allegedly crashed at Roswell, New Mexico. We now know this never happened because, come on, you think Trump could stop himself from tweeting about it if it really happened?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar is apparently so broke, that he's attempting to sue just about anyone who outed him as a sex offender
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ohio sheriff to overdose victims: "Die, scum"
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(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
According to researchers at the University of Duhhh, No Really and the Institute of the Blindingly Obvious, ultra-wealthy people are hiding their money from the tax system, forcing us all to either pay more, or go without
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Cookie shop worker pays for cop's purchase. Asinine: People behind cop want employee to buy their stuff too. Ridiculous: Cookie company suspends employee
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Mr. Mister convicted of dealing kilos of cocaine. And when we hear the voices sing, The book of love will open up, And let us in
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this...painting of...whatever it is
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(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
"You know I'll tell you that in 31 years on the job I've never seen that many people affected by eating a gummy bear"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sunday's sermon ought to be a good one
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You, too, could climb a rock wall with the right motivation
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"This is a new awakening," Vnuk says with a spark in his earth-blue eyes. "Some will accept it, some won't. But love it or hate it, you can't ignore Flat Earth"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle stares in horror at the sky as it approaches a month with no rain at all
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"You know what would make yoga practitioners ever more annoying?" "No, what?" "Have them set up a yoga class floating on a swimming pool...and combine it with Pilates"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If staggering around a Walmart naked while wearing garish makeup is wrong, I don't want to be right
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This is your Captain speaking: We're being delayed on the JFK runway due to turtles wanting to fornicate
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(BookRiot)
 
 
 
What's the strangest, most unusual book in your personal library? This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club heads into the Twilight (Reading) Zone
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Billionaire wannabe makes head-scratching to-do list in 1972 because he wants to succeed from a young age. Why yes, his name is Richard Branson
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
3D printer accidentally prints out 3D fly. So, of course, the 3D ass-print must have already happened... and the 3D god knows what else
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For Sale: Newly-built two-bedroom home with lovely interior. Located inconveniently close to public transit
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Two more runners gored during second running of the bulls in Pamplona, one right in the ass, making it a bad week for butts, nuts, guts, and coconuts
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(It's not a superbowl reference)
 
 
 
Photoshop this superb owl
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Fail appears to have hired Ric Romero. Tune in on Caturday
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Mom takes cute pictures of her baby being held by sane President
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(Time)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts gave a 9th grade commencement speech worthy of any institution
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Traffic sign in California hacked to warn people of... well, this is awkward
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I figure it's about time to do something with that swastika in the attic"
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Do you think a 1984 Toyota Carina II GL Auto would make the perfect getaway car? This guy did
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Fri July 07, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Naked and drunk Florida man arrested in hotel lobby on charges of exposure of sexual organs. Police probably had difficulty finding out his name, as he kept saying he was Long
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man with ultra-cool garage finally wins six-year legal battle against dickwad neighbors
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Monster Bass Caught on a Buzz Lightyear Fishing Rod. Woody fishing rod still only good for catching boot-loving snakes out of poisoned wells
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
This wedding was an awesome event, but the 92-year-old flower girl stole the show
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland's roads now eating city vehicles
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(WCSH 8 Portland)
 
 
 
Hey grandma, how did you live to be 100? Wine
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm going to St. Louis tomorrow. Any recommendations on local restaurants? I want to try food I can't get at home
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Macklemore takes his Grandmom out on her 100th birthday. Epicness ensues
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Newspaper columnist pens scathing story about a recent traffic stop, claiming he was lucky he didn't get shot. Unfortunately for him, dashcam video of the event paints a much different picture
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-Vaxxers feel "betrayed" by Trump's pick to head the CDC, thank god
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Tough guy beats up deaf and autistic guy dressed as Superman. Gets arrested and taken to jail, where deputies say he cried, screamed and gave himself a swirly
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
After she repeatedly reports him to the HOA for daring to live beside her, big gay "Mexican" responds to racist neighbor with sternly-worded baked goods
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
Penis rock rises again after brief recovery period
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
When asked about their feelings on recovering the biggest ivory haul in 30 years, Hong Kong officials replied, "Just say that you love me"
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy's hairy ball
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My friend has disappeared into the US prison system and I can not find out where he is. He is no longer being shown as a federal prisoner. Any advice would be appreciated
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pilot who crashed plane in Everglades went on unauthorized solo flight. There's a Harrison Ford joke in here somewhere
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Always eager to help finish a Fark trifecta out, Pence tweets a humorous reply to his recent NASA photo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea celebrates their impending doom with spectacular fireworks show in Pyongyang
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Let's meet one of the runners-up in the contest for 'Worst Former Subway Employee'
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ. It's a moose... Get in the golfcart
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
Study finds that closing marijuana dispensaries results in higher crime rates. Apparently amotivational syndrome is real, at least for criminals
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Looks like someone dug up some old video of a young Drew
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Vandals cause $20,000 to elementary school, Visigoths unimpressed
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida man skips out on $6 bar tab, chips an officer's tooth while resisting and goes all sovereign citizen after arrest. In other words, a normal day in Lady Lake FL (w/ mugshot goodness)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Public Service Announcement: Skin-tight, shiny red pants do not provide adequate protection against anti-riot water cannons
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Step back a moment from all the ills and worries of the world and watch The Beastie Boys' Sabotage remade with muppets characters
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Korean circus balancing act
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
It's game over for master criminals who stole 100 pounds of quarters from a car wash, then checked into a nearby hotel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I think I see Bigfoot in the back, too
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(AOL)
 
 
 
CDC sees drop in opioid prescriptions, possibly because pill mills have mostly killed off the people willing to take them
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
After 3 years, Illinois finally passes a budget. Don't worry about it being written in crayon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Polluted Indian river given 'living entity' status. Instantly reported dead
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man charged for growing pot, but not for shooting his fully auto AK-47 in his yard the night of July 4
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Family rents home off of Craigslist. News: Homeowner did not list house on Craigslist. Fark: Family cannot be evicted without going through long, extensive eviction process
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dude arrested for having, like, a bazillion snakes and alligators at his Thousand Oaks home. He thought it was OK because he lived in a gatored community
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What Google searches tell us about peoples' REAL sexual desires
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The CERN Data Centre passes the 200-petabyte milestone. It hurt like hell, but had to be done to keep things moving
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Delta first class passenger decides he would rather not fly to Beijing. Other passengers have a problem with this. Brawl ensues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump/Putin meet lasts over 2 hours. In other news, Trump is now pregnant
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man with throwing knives claiming to be senator shows up at Trump Tower looking for Ivanka
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(Sauk Valley News)
 
 
 
Instashop what the sign REALLY said
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Should Vendors Be Allowed to Provide and Sell Marijuana at County and State Fairs? Deep-fried Oreo vendors say YES
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two Americans, one Spaniard gored in first running of the bulls in Pamplona. One in the head, one in the abdomen, and one right in the giggleberries
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yes, mooning is still a thing
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
USF improv instructor, wife lured with male, female students to drug-fueled parties, ad-liberties with them in threesomes, same-sex affairs
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(Getty Images)
 
 
 
NASA sign in Orion clean room: "Critical Space Flight Hardware: DO NOT TOUCH" VP Pence: Challenge accepted (Surprisingly rare Pence/NASA trifecta now in play)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We're living in the golden age of canceling plans with people
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mystified man
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Actual headline: New Orleans men ready to bare it all in 'Mr. Legs' contest
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Melania Trump reportedly trapped inside hotel in Hamburg due to anti-capitalist protesters surrounding the building
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nerd fight in Oklahoma between black guy named Whyte and white guy named Black
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Farkers beware. The Australian police are onto you
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
CNN is apparently to compete with United for bad public relations: Now they've been caught editing video to make it look like Poland's first lady snubbed Trump when in fact she didn't
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Fire evacuates south Orlando Travelodge. No word on what scared it so badly
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Virginia girl freed by emergency personnel after getting trapped in sofa
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pence is apparently sending riot cops to Mars
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman surprised to find post-Tinder Netflix and chill leads to pregnancy. Subby surprised to find a news outlet thinks that's a story
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nuclear plant operators, including Wolf Creek Nuclear Operating Corp. in Kansas, hit with cyberattacks
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Bear raids fridge (with "he's done this before" video)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you are going to cheat your time card and claim hours and overtime you never worked, maybe you should pay cash at the tollbooths, instead of using an EZ-pass that leaves a log with a time stamp..especially if you WORK for the Transit Authority
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Climatic Lab explosion reported at Eglin AFB. Man, between that and Meth Labs, I'm glad I went with a Golden Retriever
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Plant City police shoot man to death following bizarre 911 call, sadly depriving us of possible 'shot man becomes vegetable in Plant City' headline
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey man comes home to find his pool gone and reports it stolen. Days later finds out it was mistakenly removed by contractor
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Imagine you're cruising down the freeway at 1 in the morning when all of a sudden you see headlights moving toward you, and you catch it on your dash cam
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(The Local)
 
 
 
There are many interesting things in the ground that your kid can dig up and bring to show and tell class in kindergarten. A WWII incendiary bomb is not one of them
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
When a cop asks you how your day is going, 'I almost had to shoot a (racial slur)' is not a good answer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's "Youngsters Gone Wild" having group sex in public, brought to you from Cape Cod, Mass
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe still hates due process
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peeker
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
I could make a real killing if this program were offered to me
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ye olde prankster trolls the present with bomb-shaped time capsule
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Alaskans are too busy fishing to worry about being nuked
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sadly not news anymore: Female Uber driver accuses her passenger of trying to sexually assault her. News: He's an Oklahoma State Senator. Fark: when cops asked if he'd been drinking his answer was: "No more than anyone else"
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Former Trump Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic City holding a liquidation sale, just in case you want to turn your apartment into an exact replica of the classiest most winningest casino on earth
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Young girl takes her hamster to the vet because he hasn't moved for days. Fark: Because he was stuck to the cage with a magnet that was in his pouch (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bill Gates wants to make it harder for migrants to reach Europe. Why not force migrants to pass through a Windows 10 interface?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Don't make macaque angry, You wouldn't like it when it's angry
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Poached, fried, used in a dessert.. What do you like to make with the incredible, edible egg?
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois governor's budget veto so popular, people are throwing mysterious substances into his office. Bonus: they had to turn off the air conditioning in the whole capital building as a precaution
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
California considering adopting Daylight Saving Time all year round
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Dangerously adorable Siberian Lynx kittens stolen, then returned to petting zoo. Said to be in good health, but hungry and even more adorable
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nite shot
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, in a high speed chase in Maine
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Coming up next on NBC, "Saturday Night Liv"
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Putin tests his new super limo that he is going to use for his own inauguration ceremony in 2018. It has a minibar and can travel even without tires
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Vegan cafe goes full Amy's Bakery over negative online review. And so Buttholegate began
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fisherman arrested after his wife's body washes ashore tied to an anchor. Perhaps he should have taken an anchor management class beforehand
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(Reuters.tv)
 
 
 
Thousands clash with police in Hamburg in G20 protest. Mayor McCheese urges restraint. Link goes to live video
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
"Say thank you to the nice firefighters for rescuing you." Boy gives firefighters the one finger salute
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Breakfast through the years. MMMM Bacon
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Daughter of a man killed by a Virginia murderer slated to die today urges the governor to vacate the condemned man's death sentence. Her grandmother: Light the bastard up
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Zoned-out lacrosse goalie reaches for his water bottle with one second left in the quarter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your sister is lying in a hospital bed, behind you, screaming out in pain and in the midst of labor, now THAT'S a perfect time for a SELFIE
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Speed Limit 20 MPH when children are present. Or when light is flashing. Or on the second Tuesday of the month. Or on the Vernal Equinox. Or when the category 'Famous Last Words' is chosen on Jeopardy. Or on-- *police sirens*
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Add "car collecting" to the list of things Americans can't do right, which by now includes geography, science, history, beer making, electing sane people, not being fat, and I'm running out of space to continue
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Writer claims millennials need to get "an education, a job and a spouse before begetting children" in order to be successful. No word on how they're supposed to pay for the education, find a job, or meet a spouse
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Air Force to retired A-10 pilot: Hey, remember the Distinguished Flying Cross we gave you in 2003 for that CAS mission you flew through a hail of AA and a sandstorm? Yeah, we're upgrading it to the U.S. military's third highest decoration for valor
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(Fark)
 
 
 
For those of you who still have fingers left to make clicky with, it's the Fark Weird News Quiz, 6/25 - 7/1 edition
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Protip to all ICE agents: make sure the "undocumented immigrant" you're detaining is not actually a U.S. citizen. Especially since U.S. citizens are the lawsuit-happiest people on earth
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"The United States of America is not the best country in the world. I say that without emotion like I can tell you that the Brooklyn Nets are not the best team in the NBA. Saying as much doesn't mean I hate the Nets or hate Brooklyn or hate the NBA"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just an iceberg the size of Delaware breaking off and floating out to sea
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man, this story has it all: Live sheep, animal activists and a nine foot tall inflatable Jesus
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
North Korea exposes fatal flaw in America's armor after missile test: Its $40 billion ground-based antimissile program probably doesn't work
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(Some Wood)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stick smack
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Post a random, useless snippet of a screenshot here and call it art
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not how most people would perform an Upper Decker. 'But Campbell, apparently, is not most people.' Rare real-life GTA trifecta now in play
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Morose Muslim man morbidly murdered marking militant mastermind's malevolent machinations
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
In Chicago, 100 people were wounded by gunfire with 15 deaths over the long holiday weekend. In other news, Chicago could use some good firearms instructors and higher bullet prices
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In the middle of the Arizona desert there is a mystery monkey farm
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
It's like The Bridges of Madison County but with less Meryl Streep and more otter attacks
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Well, everybody in Western Montana is wide awake now. Subby's a little freaked out. How's everybody else doing?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently Hobby Lobby used all that money they saved on contraception coverage for their employees to buy illegal Iraqi artifacts on the black market...you know, the ones ISIS was selling to fund their operations? Yeah, those
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Mumps outbreak hits New Zealand. If only there were something, like a common vaccine, that could have prevented such an outbreak
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 635: "Take a Walk on the Wild Side". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 05, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
What's his Fark handle?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"And now let's go to our reporter on the scene, Wendy Burch, to find out what's URRPPP with the Hermosa Beach Ironman"
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
That'll teach em
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(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back ribs ♫
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember the beginning of 'Idiocracy?' Yeah, it's like that
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a pancake artist making heads
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(Some Boo)
 
 
 
Florida: Where even the ghosts are suicidal
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Cat masters fidget spinner, wishes her owner would give her something more challenging, like a box
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Online study says Olathe, KS, is a better beach town than Miami Beach and Florida is not amused. Sorry Florida, but it's an online study. It's official
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It isn't a good fireworks show until a field catches on fire
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
South Dakota changes rules so people can now style black hair at home legally. Gingers still require 2100 training hours, fireproof tools
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for screaming at cops, resisting arrest, inciting a riot and blocking traffic. Let's review the video, shall we?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Pick up your fingers and read this
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
American woman accidentally brought 100 rounds of live ammo into Tokyo airport. While waiting for connecting flight to SE Asia, she carefully placed it into the trash can. Boom - instant violation of the Swords and Firearms Control Law
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop these flyer hander outers
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Thief plays Grand Theft Auto for real, smashing several cars after jacking a lorry with a crane on top and making good his getaway after dragging a car down the road this morning
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Photo gallery from yesterday's North Korean ICBM test, with a surprising lack of pictures showing Kim Jong-Un pointing at things
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Then she's not a heart transplant survivor, is she?
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Every year, Darwin goes hands-off for the Fourth of July
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Deputies called in as 99 cent gas promotion backfires
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do you get when you mix propane, crazy and Florida?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German freezer company wins copyright case against Swedish Neo-Nazis over similarity between 'NordFrost' and 'NordFront' names. Leaders of the far-right FrigidScare group now lawyering up
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Short shifty-looking hairy guy captured by Oconomowoc Police (with pic)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Gross-looking spineless things have been showing up on Alaskan beaches. Apparently, that's not something that only happens in New Jersey
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
That guy that can't shut up no matter what his lawyer and the DOJ tell him is seriously risking his freedom? No, not that guy. The punchable face guy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you've been playing No Man's Sky lately and thinking to yourself, "Man, if they'd only take out all the spaceships and aliens and combat and technology and just let me name rocks all day long," have I got some good news for you
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fiery passion
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Hot air balloon makes emergency landing into gator filled pond near Disney World. Passengers happy to avoid parking fees
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear American bastards: Hope you enjoyed our gift on Independence Day. Sincerely, Kim Jong-Un
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man unaware of marijuana in groin cites recent underwear change
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man hides wife's body in freezer in order to collect her social security checks, and presumably, crack open a cold one from time to time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bastille Day celebrations in France, editorial decisions on pictorials, and what Samsung's planning on doing with the Note 7's that didn't explode. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-25 to Sat 2017-07-01
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want to see what the 'real' quintessential America is like? Go to a Hooters
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
128-year-old man in Argentina claims he's Adolf Hitler. Given that the world is basically exploding around us, he's certainly timed his comeback well
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Lib headline: " __________ (adjective) woman arrested for ___________ (verb ending in "ing") brother with __________ (adjective) ____________ (food), who retaliated by wiping the ____________ (same food) in her ___________ (body part)"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
9 women arrested in prostitution sting (with mugshots). Warning: slimeshow
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The most Caucasian car in the world is going electric. Isn't that what killed Bob Dylan?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose." -Margaret Atwood. Meanwhile, the answers I get from literary agents are all "uh, no thanks." This is your Fark Writers Thread
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Amelia Earhart possibly upgraded from Hide and Seek World Champion to prisoner of the Japanese Empire
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Warning: This pool float may absorb all the water in your pool
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Turkey removes evolution from curriculum, asks to be renamed "Ostrich"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Iranians hold "Trumpism" cartoon contest in which hundreds of participants were invited to submit artwork mocking the Orange Cheeto
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Protip for animal rights organization PETA: Don't ask people on the Internet why they eat bacon
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not only do the majority of poor households own a refrigerator, but many are also using Medicaid to obtain extravagancies like wheelchairs instead of dragging themselves along on their crippled stumps like proper poor people used
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We see your ICBM test and raise you joint military exercises. Beware of the B-1Bs, Kim
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chillin' pupper
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today in shocking scientific news: Sending shock waves through your penis may treat erectile dysfunction
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The New National Anthem is debuted on the first Fourth of July of the Post-Non-Trump Era. You will learn to love it as you have come to love and revere your Trump (link updated)
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Nothing brings in the bucks to the local parking lot ammo shops quite like a good old-fashioned state-wide recession
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Deliveryman's 20-year-long habit of stealing women's underwear is at an end. As he said to the pantyhose in his thousand-strong collection, it was a good run
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China says India is violating their border agreement. US wants to know where this disputed area is so they can drive a tank through it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Malaysian men are getting down with cardboard cutouts
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
More people need to host BYOC parties (Bring Your Own Cutlery)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's unruly airline passenger who was covered in blood and punching things comes from Russia
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police respond to a complaint, find a giant Slip 'N' Slide in the road and decide to join in the fun
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're caught peeing in a pool you usually only lose your dignity... usually
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Catholic Church is standing firm in their stance on homosexual orgies
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If police find your van is 'full to the brim' with weed, claiming it's all for you is not likely to work
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
If a tree falls on a father-to-be at a gender reveal party, will the baby hear a sound ?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Advice needed on security camera purchase and setup. Details in thread
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Well, this is happening
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these masked bucketheads
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(UPI)
 
 
 
My elevator is full of eels
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
China puts an adorable face to renewable energy, builds a solar farm that's shaped like a panda
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
The coffee wars between 7-Eleven and Village Pantry have reached new heights. BONUS: breaking and entering, public indecency, and a TASER-ing
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
25 family photos so American they come with an extra side of freedom at no additional charge. Call now, foreign outsourced operators are standing by
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(New Mexico)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beast getting ready to charge
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's some Corgis taking over a race track in Florida to race
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ghost dolphin spotted off California. Most likely Flipper's ghost. Really should be hanging with kangaroo ghost. What's with all the ghost animals? Or, for that matter, albino animals?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Local religious group Sikhs to save their town's 4th of July fireworks display by donating $10,000 for the festivities, which will also benefit a children's charity
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It seems that not only did Chris Christie make the beach private he also forced six families who own cottages next to the beach to leave their homes under threat of arrest
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Is that a bottle of vodka in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Note to airline gun smugglers: No matter how 'artfully' you conceal a handgun in your luggage, the TSA will find it
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Rob Thomas charged with embezzling more than $100K from Monee church
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ejaculating 21 times a month could reduce the risk of prostate cancer, claims whacked out study
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Caption what this stormtrooper is saying to these kids
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Will Joey Chestnut take his tenth Mustard Belt? Will Matt Stonie rise to take the title back? Will anyone watching make it through the contest without throwing up a little in their mouth? Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. Noon ET on ESPN2
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scary ghost kangaroo photographed. Rooo-oooo-oooo. (that's what ghost kangaroos say)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"This was what the United States of America was like not that long ago: a country where families struggled to live on dirt streets, with dirt floors, and little or no income to pay the grocery or medical bills. It was just the way things were"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Giant ghost crocodile that had T-Rex sized teeth discovered in Madagascar. That is all
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
$123.47
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Just drinking two pints of beer a day could give you five types of cancer. Cheers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who among us wouldn't take up four parking spaces to avoid dings to our 10-year-old car after spending HUNDREDS of dollars fixing it up?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The bride wore a custom-made silk and lace dress complete with a veil and had her jaws clamped shut
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An improvement to Independence Day
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kill it with fire... oops
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Harry Potter born in Florida
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(KEPR TV Pasco)
 
 
 
Just in time to blame it on fireworks, brand new firetruck starts brush fire
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Whether it's pie crust, pork, brownies, scallops, eggs, or gravy, everyone has a culinary Achilles' heel
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
North Korea just launched its own fireworks display
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian baby 'first without gender designation' on health card
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Colorado Springs Independent)
 
 
 
Colorado's favorite libertarian curmudgeon complains to police chief about late night Amber Alert for disabled kid. Police chief doesn't give a fark and responds with blistering candor
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Colombia to legally recognise the all-male Lucky Pierre
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Look what followed me home, mom. Can I keep him?"
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(The Liberal Advocate)
 
 
 
Analyzing Trump's attitude towards women after 'Morning Joe' attacks
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Three-quarters of Americans prefer shoe leather to delicious, succulent, well-prepared steak. This is why we can't have nice things
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Who steals a helicopter at gunpoint?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hummingbird
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
According to new revelations, religious people are more tolerant, open-minded than atheists
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(WUWT)
 
 
 
Forget Paris: 1,600 new coal-fired power plants are planned or under construction in 62 countries
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
The DJ gets up at some ungodly hour on the 4th to get the Mrs to the airport, so he's putting tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) on autopilot while he gets some shuteye. Check in and berate the DJ for leaving his Farker friends all alone. DIT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo investigates why DC always smells like weed
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami Judge tosses out Florida's updated "Stand your Ground" law which required prosecutors to prove a defendant WASN'T acting in self defense before they could charge them because A) that's insane and B) only the FL Sup Ct. can set evidence rules
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Hovercraft linking Niagara to Toronto will likely be nixed due to noise concerns, eels
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Windmill converted to family home listed for sale, has slight medieval lance damage
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The true form of Thomas the Tank Engine
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami official are urging residents not to engage in celebratory gunfire this Fourth of July, reminding them that "Bullets don't have eyes". And how creepy would it be if they DID?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this playground portal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Seriously History Channel, one job. One (Twitter link is dead, tweet in question is boobies in the thread)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Car plows into crowd near Boston's Logan airport. Police report "several pedestrians with injuries" of "varying severity." Story developing
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The ferry was hit by a passenger platform while backing out from Wood's Hole. That stationary platform should've watched where it was going
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Fracking leads to babies. But you knew that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ketamine might help people with drinking problems, by giving them a drug problem. Uh...wait
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian police are making a plea for the owner of a suitcase stuffed with $1.6 million in cash found while investigating a suspected drug importation operation to come forward. 'We have a sneaking suspicion this isn't your average pay packet.'
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Let's think a little out of the grill box for your Fourth of July cookout. How about grilled guacamole or grilled donuts with blueberry sauce? You know, because donuts
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Guy buys neighborhood eyesore house to rehab it. Surprise: Discovers that it's a log cabin. Fark: Built in 1704
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Historians hopeful that time capsule found at base of confederate monument may contain racist WB frog
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Slap some cream on that sunburn, grab something cold, and take the Fark Weird News Quiz, 6/18 - 6/24 edition
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Caption this John McCain double facepalm
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There may not be 101 of them, but this Dalmatian gave birth to 18 puppies, setting the Australian record and equaling the world record
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Although many came expecting violence ― even after Antifa made it clear its adherents never planned to show up ― the only bloodshed came when a lone militia group member accidentally shot himself in the leg"
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
'Gays for Trump' hold rally in Washington DC with fabulously predictable results
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gitmo detainees are allowed to watch only one English-language news channel. You'd think it would be pro-American. You'd be wrong, however, comrade
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fox makes grave mistake by not picking the chicken coop to plunder
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wall of beef
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You may have only 48 hours left to post any good news links from Al-Jazeera
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
You're only letting the terriers win
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Emergency rooms preparing for flood of idiots who blow off their fingers or set themselves on fire with sparklers this July 4th
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Climb the Tokyo Tower on World Suicide Prevention Day
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(The State)
 
 
 
Cemetery where subby's grandparents, cousin, father, and assorted other relatives are buried was vandalized last night. What the hell is wrong with people?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mosque in France attacked in latest not-terrorism incident
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
United's flight to Denver has arrived. On-time. On-fire. Guaranteed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
France considers surrendering to the UK, allowing British tourists to drive on the left hand side of French roads
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