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Sun July 02, 2017
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
New Chambers Bay Amtrak station not going over well
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Feeling frisky for a Hitler fetish room? Check out this bizarre sex motel with 167 uniquely themed rooms for you and your horny SO to get your kink on
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey police connect severed leg to missing woman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So what if Twitter suspended Trump's account for being an asshole?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Charles shows off his green fingers. Apparently Camilla has never heard of 'Summer's Eve'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey. Remember the judge who sentenced the Stanford swim team rapist to 6 months (out in three?) The judge is up for election. Go for it, California
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dunkin' bear
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(Climate Central)
 
 
 
CO2 level continues to rise, no one cares
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Authorities warn prostitutes are renting luxury AirBnB properties and turning them into "pop-up brothels." Which is ridiculous, because aren't all brothels "pop-up"?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TNT fireworks recalled for exploding
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Marci Bowers travels to the slums of Nairobi to perform restorative surgery on victims of genital cutting. What are you doing for the world today?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Newfoundland's temporary two-year cod-fishing moratorium just turned 25
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these graduates
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
In related news, watch for the big sale on extra crispy at Pennsylvania KFC outlets
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Silly old bald eagle rescued just before the fourth of July, probably drunk on patriotism
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(BBC)
 
 
 
So long, and thanks for all the fish
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pope fires conservative top theologian who publicly challenged Francis' more inclusive policies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You can check out any time you like, AND you can leave, but some restrictions do apply
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
First California complains about not having any water, then they complain they're getting so much that Lake Tahoe is overflowing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Are you "kittenfishing" when using online dating apps? If so you are probably an ugly person (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo enters new era where dating services that match horny men with teenage schoolgirls will no longer be wholly unregulated. In this new world, the schoolgirls must be 18+
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If a police dog wrestling in the street with an escaped female inmate wearing only her bra and panties is your fetish, this story is for you
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New CEO of Broward's largest public hospital system holds a master's degree in health administration from a defunct university identified by federal investigators as a diploma m
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cops put a beatdown on teacher pretending to be a perpetrator. It could have been worse; the cop said to her "I was two seconds from tasing you" (not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Black student named valedictorian of her high school, the first time in her school's history a black student had the honor. Then the school decided a white student with a lower GPA deserved it, so they both became co-valedictorians
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Woman believes that it was $1500 well spent. Reality begs to differ
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Crayola asks the internet for help naming its new crayon, wisely excludes write-in candidates
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman who saw a turtle
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas liquor agency to booze retailer: "You were maybe late paying one $700 bill, so we're going to ruin your business and fine you $713 million." Court to agency: "How about no, you farkwits?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bus killed by SUV
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Suspect charged with hiding meth in her buttocks. Florida: Suspect then puts baggie in her mouth
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Darwin's dumbass of the week jumps in river and drowns right after cop warns him not to jump in river or he might drown
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A study finds that Seattle is not an ideal tourist spot. The Seattle Times: Meh who needs them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It was a strong, sudden storm that broke, sending people running for cover. Then came the toilets
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Man walks into AT&T store, asks for chicken. Promptly runs into a nearby room full of monsters screaming his name
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(KMVT Twin Falls)
 
 
 
In Idaho, if you get caught behind somebody going 69 in a 70 zone you can speed up to 85 to pass. Use this power for good
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Flying your little toy around firefighting aircraft doesn't seem so fun now, does it?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, Maine's closed. Moose out front shoulda told you
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rachel Dolezal plans to move to Tasmania
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Awwwww.... isn't that all hugs and kisses: Japanese men say sex dolls provide important emotional support
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Damn, pounded a few too many at the pub. Think I'll make some tea, grab a jam tortilla, and sleep on the couch so I don't disturb the wife. Wait... whose house is this?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas, in addition to the gambling, free drinks, legal hookers (close by), we now offer legal pot for sale... shut up and take my money
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Understatement of the Year Award goes to following headline: "Family doctor who killed one, injured six at NYC hospital was 'aggressive'"
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(Bored Panda)
 
Boobies
 
I can't think of any better way to poke out my eye. SFW except if you work for the Southern Baptist or Mormons
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne was a real thing in the Aztec world
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this very red room
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
In honor of the AHCA, Navy launches the USS Accounts Receivable
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(Newstalk 1010)
 
 
 
Canada: Hey, we can do high-speed pursuits too, and our police SUVs also disintegrate when they clip another vehicle
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Come for the the $3000 sweat lodge/sex parties, leave grifted and making Native Americans irked at the appropriation of their culture
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(Patch)
 
 
 
A prostitution deal gone bad involved a stabbing, two dollars in quarters, edible panties and a 70-year-old man
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lincoln police are appealing to members of the public who may have seen this man around the time of the robb - hey! Stop laughing!
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frame up
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
150 years ago, America got a hat
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Judge blocks the implementation of Cook County's new tax on pop, which was to have taken effect today. No word if the judge can implement a requirement to make it a fine for anyone who improperly refers to pop as "soda"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
One would think a cop with over two decades of service would realize the hooker he's picking up was under police surveillance. Must have been thinking with the little head (or the Florida head)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
At least 17 people shot at a concert in Little Rock
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to Canada's Official Centennial Baby. Not so fast, Pamela Anderson
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Oregon Three Percenters and Oath Keepers militias (one of the largest radical anti-government groups in the U.S.) are now going to provide "security" for Oregon Republicans
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Merry Maids: Expert cleaners, reliable service, certified employees. Since you're reading this here, guess what their certifications are in?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club, what three books should be on everyone's book shelf?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The fast(7) and the furious(102)
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's the 150th Canada Day, so let's kick things off with Burton Cummings impersonating Gordon Lightfoot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tanker and cargo ship collide off coast of Britain. If only there were some book that could have prevented it
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this circular movement
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The ASPCA's top foster dad in NYC is known only as Charlie. Over the past five years, he has helped raise 25 foster kittens, cuddling, grooming and getting them emotionally and physically ready for adoption, hopefully just in time for Caturday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
To discern what fruit was ripe now for plucking? / Or if a fight wasn't worth getting stuck in? / Science has solved / That our color sense evolved / To tell if her blush meant she's ready for... something
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
British woman convicted of using a using a fake penis to have sex with her friend by convincing the victim she was a man but needed her to wear a blindfold when they were together. Huh?
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
New Jersey's closed. Toxic sludge monster out front should have told you
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Have you done well financially? Don't brag about it on social media
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man blows penis off with premature discharge
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
News: 14 injured in single vehicle car accident. Krusty and Bozo remain in serious condition
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
165,000 sq. ft. of reefer
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What's the difference between your house and a BMW? Your house probably doesn't have that many cockroaches
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Humorless bureaucrats frustrate cemetery's attempts to bring goat yoga to DC
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tired of the Louvre and the Colosseum and the Tower of London? Well, here's a guide to goofy stuff you can do throughout the world including hunting zombies in Vegas, learning how to be a Gladiator in Italy, or dining with an owl in Japan
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"That's some fine police work there, Lou"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Austria should not have taken Adolf Hitler's house due to fears of space invaders exploiting open borders. At least, that's what this protester seems to be saying
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Oldest hat store in the country is closing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
4th of July gets a head start on the 405
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Keep it down out there, I'm trying to undergo meiosis
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this idyllic park
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Cranial forensic experts produce 3-D image of young Irishman who lived 500 years ago. He looks strangely familiar
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Is this a crime? Depends
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Florida town plagued by 'triple-arse' graffiti:"This is not art. At all"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Miami police create "K.R.A.P.P.Y." system to prevent car thefts. Why yes, a Yeti is involved
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
"We saw that his cleats had been blown off his feet. Almost like he was steam, or smoke, from where he was laying." Lightning strike survivors share their stories
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit police looking for bald Rogaine thief. Well, wouldn't they all be bald?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Burning our National Parks to the ground may be the only way to save deer and elk population
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba found in two Louisiana water systems. Well, that explains a lot
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
For this Fourth of July, a tribute to America's favorite hot dog condiment: ketchup
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bacon is not Muslim Kryptonite
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cause of diabeetus
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(Gothamist)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple people shot inside Bronx-Lebanon Hospital as NYPD searches for shooter. Victims taken to... well, I guess they just stayed there
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
'Do Not Touch The Mangoes', good advice whether you're visiting a strip club or this Florida family's home
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Man plays numbers he saw in a dream, wins big in the Iowa Lottery
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(Some Mannequin)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again, and here's the obligatory video demonstrating why you should not allow mannequins to handle fireworks at your July 4th celebrations
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Zillow announces that it would like to re-think this whole "lawsuit against a popular social media parody site" thing
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
News: Amish man is convicted in Federal court for obstruction of justice and selling homemade herbal supplements he claims cure cancer. Fark: He represents himself in court and goes Sovereign Citizen on the proceedings
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
"Conn, sonar. No ships around us for miles." "Huh. Why am I smelling cheese up here, then?" *CLAAANG*
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Fidget spinners now bursting into flame. Still cheaper than getting a Ritalin prescription
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
World's largest air-tanker grounded due to bureaucracy, while AZ fires burn. Why would anyone ship air, anyway?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"A homeless man was arrested after he had sexual relations with a deceased woman inside a flower planter box near an abandoned Las Vegas restaurant"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest thing that Millennials are/are not doing that's ruining the country: Not having enough babies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Check out this St. Louis sinkhole, which could be a good name for their next pro sports team
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gay marriage approved in Germany by snap vote. Oh snap
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
As Americans gear up for the 4th of July weekend, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass', 'Fail' and 'Florida' tags
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Buy a cell phone, laptop, power tool, or tablet between 2000 - 2011? You just may have just won a settlement in a class-action price-fixing lawsuit
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these hippie-mobiles
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Monk seal gives birth on Hawaiian resort beach. So much for those vows of celibacy and poverty
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You don't have to accept that fact that you're balding. You can always tattoo thousands of little dots on your scalp to make it look like you've got a short-cropped buzz look
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A boyfriend's snore is one of the nicest sounds you'll ever hear. Unless it's 3 AM. And you're home alone. And you don't have a boyfriend
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
A graphic and sickening account of the pedophile orphanage that Cardinal Pell helped cover up
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Stop bringing your sh*tty cheap booze to parties. Just stop it, it makes you look cheap
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(CBC)
 
 
 
He's just a Prince whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let him be misunderstood
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nigerian police capture wanted kidnapper. Suspect responds by suing police, but needs your help in releasing funds reserved for legal defense left by wealthy member of royal family. Will gladly share 30% of funds if you send name, address, phone etc
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Water Department denied black employees promotions and allowed white employees to call them racial slurs
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NASA denies it's running a child slave colony on Mars
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Thu June 29, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
For future reference: if someone's a two-strike homeless felon with a history of mental illness and robbing people at knife-point, you might want to mention that at their bail hearing, prosecutor
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
After a police appeal, a cocktail bar in Dawson City, Yukon, has been reunited with a stolen, severed, pickled toe that it uses to garnish its Sourtoe cocktail
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
It's 'spot the mayfly swarm on weather radar' season in the south
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman turns in her mother, father, aunt, and uncle when she finds out she's a daughter and niece to all of them (not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Warning: bears in mirror may be closer than they appear
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
What kind of cargo worries you in a truck rollover accident?
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(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Drunk driver speeds through stop sign, injuring his son and two other people. You can probably guess why he's not going to jail and not even getting a DUI
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What could possibly top a two-state, hour-long car chase you say? How about a police brutality grand finale with Yakety Sax music dubbed over the video?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Denver has a problem staffing jobs in the restaurant industry. Why? The higher-paying jobs are in weed, man. BUT WHAT ABOUT MY MUNCHIES??
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
People with high IQs less likely to die young, vote Republican
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California will no longer suspend your license for unpaid traffic fines mostly because what happens is people can't go to work and earn money to pay the fines. Logic and common sense, why do red states lack such?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Powerball and Mega Millions odds just got a bit better as those living in Illinois forced to spend extra money for gas to get their tickets
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
If you've got more than six pounds of marijuana and seven gallons of moonshine stashed in your house you can't help but smile
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tower
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Deviant sex act with a vegetable gets Texas man a life sentence
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trump blabbing about illegal immigrants during Unleashing American Energy conference
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The opioid epidemic takes another turn as more recent fentanyl found in Georgia might be resistant to antidote
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(AOL)
 
 
 
America's drug epidemic has now started affecting previously untouched groups, such as vampires, apparently
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Car horns should be replaced with quacks instead of beeps says someone with too much ducking time on his hands
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Flagler County deputies are asking for help to identify a cross-dressing man they say has been wearing women's underwear and placing pantyhose on vehicles in a business parking lot"
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Time to break out your tasty salads. Do you like something light or do your salads tend to be hearty meals in their own right?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man sexually assaulting your housekeeper? Love will save the day, with a baseball bat
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
A small bottle of Canadian whisky that was hidden on an Australian warship for 35 years has finally been discovered
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wine bottle and bird house
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New island forms off the coast of North Carolina, is immediately claimed by China
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
German police taken off duty after pictures of sex and booze-fueled party emerge. Huh, maybe we need to update that 'in heaven the police are English' joke
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's new Spicy Gunshot Chalupa not a hit with customers
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood would like to wish you a happy Vasectomy Day. Hold the carving knife this way, not that way
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
What is this bear saying?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Iraq declares that ISIS has fallen and can't get back up
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This chart shows the way you'll most likely die. Huh, I don't see . . . oh, crap, alcohol IS on there
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A man spent five years and thousands of pounds renovating a yacht in his garden only to see it sink within five minutes of its launch
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"I don't know what it is. Some people say it's an albino raccoon, some says it's an albino fox. I don't know what it is. It's just an animal that I want to get rid of, and no one wants to come and get it"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know what looks like food to a plethora of great white sharks? Swimmers on the 4th of July
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Female LDS church employees may now wear pants and parents now get one week of parental leave. I dunno, might lead to dancing
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
There's a brain-destroying parasite epidemic in Florida, which would explain a lot
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(Steamboat Today)
 
 
 
Woman, who lost her license due to a DUI, sinks her car in a pond, steals a hotel shuttle and wrecks that too, all while sober. How the hell did she drive when she was drunk?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Tacoma repeals stun gun ban. Ban on medieval flails still in place
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Just another day on the NYC subway - an unexpected delay, a lack of seats, a snake wrapping itself around a pole
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(Some Jihadist)
 
 
 
When you're at an ISIS party and the honoree says "hold my beer and watch this", just turn and run like hell
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New apartment building was going to have fire alarms and sprinklers inspected Thursday. So guess what happened Wednesday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worker who considered employer's biometric hand scanner to be the "Mark Of the Beast" prevails in federal court
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(National Park Service)
 
 
 
Yellowstone bison have the right-of-way, they don't care about your vacation photos
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's now makes canned wine
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Accused thief hits 18 unlocked vehicles in Lititz, makes off with (among other things) Tic Tacs, dog treats and wet wipes
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop what these betting Brits are wagering on
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a treadmill
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You can have a blast in a college dorm, but it should involve alcohol not natural gas
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(Eureka Times-Standard)
 
 
 
By the year 2026, America will have reached peak empire
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine will rebuild after getting struck by four earthquakes in a week
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Working from home is great. Until the day you realize you haven't had outside human contact in five weeks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What better place to get creepy advice about sex than your own parents
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Strangers buy a car, one years' insurance, $500 gas card, and two years of oil changes for man who walks 3 miles to his job in Texas heat
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Miner's Loop, one of San Diego's popular trails, is temporarily closed due to higher than normal arsenic levels [Obvious] The trail got its name from an old arsenic mine
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Timmy's to serve up a poutine doughnut for Canada's 150th birthday. That's it, I'm turning the car around
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Keep Portland Wired
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Auntie Em, Auntie Em... IT'S NOT MUCH OF A TWISTER, IT'S NOT MUCH OF A TWISTER"
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Finally - an Internet Troll we can ALL root for
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Cardinal Sin
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(Time)
 
 
 
If you stole a street sweeper and took it for a joy ride in Paterson, NJ, I would like to buy you a beer
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Thunderstorm commits war crime against Florida
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So it takes Walmart employees three days to check the bathroom?
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
After five years, police still haven't been able to connect legs near Butte to anyone. Who's the police chief there, Dr. Frankenstein?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you jump off your balcony wearing a parachute you bought off the internet, there is no doubt you will be what you deserve
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Eugene H Krabs opens a new location at the airport baggage claim
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 634: "Airborne 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 28, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
The most Australian video you'll see today
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Murder suspects disappear from crime scene but their Snapchat conversation does not
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
Video
 
Suspicious 'meat man' reported in South Point, Ohio. In other news, Tesco Vee is reported to have escaped from Washington, DC
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Samsung to sell refurbished Note 7s with a new name, the "Fandom Edition." Subby would have gone with the "Phoenix"
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Meeting prostitutes from backpage.com at the local motel is no way to go through life, Mr. Ethics Board Commissioner
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(Fairfield Citizen)
 
 
 
If someone gives you your own counterfeit bills as a refund, perhaps it's better to keep quiet about it
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
All's fair in love and war and the bouncy castle business
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Author of new book wants us to stop sensationalizing the Donna Reed Party, because vacuuming in high heels and pearls was hard enough without all the cannibalism jokes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Philippines to make enthusiastic singing of national anthem mandatory; just humming along will not be fine. Well, it will be A fine, anyway
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hero
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here are photos of opium dens in the U.S. from the 1890s, which led to the start of The War on Drugs with the 1909 Smoking Opium Exclusion Act
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Waitress saves 9-year-old girl choking on chicken fingers with Heimlich maneuver. How does one calculate 15% on that service?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Man charged with breaking all ten commandments in a single act
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(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
Step 1. Recover dropped diamond ring. Step 2. Stash diamond ring in rectum. Step 3. profit. Unplanned step 4. Arrested. Ring returned to owner
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth on Spirit Airlines flight, immediately charged $50 for an extra carry-on item
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(Metro)
 
 
 
See a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck. Throw a coin into a jet, people will call you a goddamn idiot
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(Fark)
 
 
 
As some of you know, another Fette has gone Beyond Fark. R.I.P. RockyMom
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(Some Bright Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these old fashioned incandescent light bulbs
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The #1 zoo in the world is asking the public to name its newest addition, a baby seal. Surprisingly, Club has yet to make the list
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that state fair food couldn't get any more ridiculous; behold deep fried chewing gum
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania couple arrested for turning a park into a foreplayground
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends." ― Friedrich Nietzsche. Huh, what's the going rate on phylacteries these days? This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
+1 Darwin
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a thumbnail-sized spider that can shoot an 80-foot web to cross rivers (w/video)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Business owner claims she was personally offended after the TSA fondled her lobster. And thank god that's not a euphemism
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Bears in central Pennsylvania suffering from mange, so be careful on Grindr
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Need to sue your neighbor but can't come up with enough money to start? Crowdfund that dispute
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Why does this man climb a cliff in the high Himalayas and contend with giant bees while dangling from worn ropes? For the hallucinogenic honey of course
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman, tired of receiving unsolicited penis photos from a delusional suitor, gets revenge by sending said photos to the man's mother
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember the story about Seattle's minimum wage hurting low-paid workers? Yeah, they're actually doing quite fine, thanks for the concern
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
This couple will meet and surpass the 13 lb. babies born recently with this 14.4 lb. behemoth
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Former NC district attorneys indicted in wife-swap case. Wait, what?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Smelly sprinkler malfunction blesses Long Island high school graduation
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you had less than 24 hours before Ten Commandments monument on Arkansas capitol grounds gets destroyed, come claim your prize
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this artistic duo
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Q: Is a giant catfish big enough to swallow a human? Media fact checkers: We don't know but here's a fake picture of a massive catfish that's all over the internet
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Okay which one of you aliens put something 'artificial' on Mars that NASA's Curiosity Rover just snapped a picture of?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30-year study demonstrates that moderate drinking results in atrophy of the hippocampus. Fortunately, Farkers don't drink moderately, and even when we do, we're probably drinking to forget
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It only took 28 years, but the CPS has finally gotten around to charging people for the Hillsborough Disaster that caused the deaths of nearly 100 people
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
This is how you troll Anchorage, Alaska
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC discovers who has the crappiest coffee
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: when spreading a loved one's ashes, do so with the wind and not against it
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
In berating CNN for their (not quite) false Russia story, Fox News host asks if you could just imagine the reaction if Fox News had the audacity to push a bogus story about the president's birth certificate just for ratings (which they did)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Maine confirms its first measles case in 20 years. If only scientists would get off their ivory tower asses and develop something that could have prevented this from happening again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Things in Venezuela are getting a bit coup-y as a helicopter pilot flies over their Supreme Court building to shoot at it and drop grenades
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
If you reported a sexual assault to the Austin, TX PD any time in the last 26 years, they'd like you to know they're finally getting around to running the DNA from the rape kit
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
Third time is not the charm
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
False online reviews are a problem everywhere. But Detroit takes the threats to the next level
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The latest cause of depression? Parents who worry about their child's bedtime habits
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The last subway derailment this serious was the end of the Jared Fogle ad campaign
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I have an interview tomorrow at 4pm. I haven't been on a job interview since 1994. It's a program manager position at a 3PL provider. Any tips would be appreciated
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Tip: if you're traveling with a load of stolen guns you're hoping to trade for meth, the probation and parole office parking lot is not a wise place to fall asleep in your car
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom pushes her annoying youngster down a steep slope but she doesn't get arrested. Because she's a panda
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio BMV asks the Internet to name its new logo. Let's help them. Difficulty: No Platey McPlateface
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Suspect hands 'get out of jail free' Monopoly card to deputy, winds up having to wait three turns and pay $50 to get out anyway
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Maybe this Florida deputy didn't think having porn on his phone along with racist and sexist images, having an interoffice affair, and taking pictures of his genitals while on duty would be a firing offense
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In a bid to out-stupid his rival, Florida Man, Ohio Man arrested for physically abusing his wife with one of his prosthetic legs
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Three women go on wild shopping spree, get $10,000 of merchandise... wait, did I say shopping? I meant shoplifting. It was a spree, is what I'm saying
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
"Semi-naked man nabbed after ramming into several cars in Johor"
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago indicts three police officers in relation to the Laquan McDonald shooting. Trials and eventual acquittals not yet scheduled
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The best place to view this summer's total eclipse is in Nebraska, where every now and then it gets a little bit lonely
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you were born between 1977 and 1983, it has been decreed that you ACTUALLY belong to the "Xennial" Generation. That should solve this debate once and for all
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sir do yo know how fast you were going? No, scratch that. Sir, would you care to explain HOW you were going that fast?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times taste-test of 10 hot dog brands chock full of tube steaks, loathsome pretentiousness
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Swear to god, if I have to spend one more day in Winnipeg I'm gonna punch someone right in the face
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Woman makes it 80 years without being attacked by a rabid Bobcat in the face
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bridesmaids being asked to pay for their own dresses. New hotness: Bridesmaids being asked to chip in for the bride's gown
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Frankly, my dear, the word 'damn' enters movie history this day in 1939 at the cost of $5,000
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Cat-naming thread plz. PIT ASAP
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Massive Asian Carp is the name of my Mississippi blues band
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this broken glass
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
No charges filed in shooting death of Casper man. Well, he's a friendly ghost now
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Good: Man helps lost girl try and find family at park. Bad: Man is mistaken for kidnapper and beaten, only to be later cleared by police. WTFark: Inattentive parents Facebook shame man for helping their daughter
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(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
Passengers will please refrain from tossing coins into the plane's engine for "good luck"
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Today at Fark University, an instructional video demonstrating pretty much everything you should not do when photographing an alligator
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Tucker Fire threatens I-95. See, that's what happens when you spin a bow tie too fast
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(FOX6Now)
 
Weeners
 
Oscar Mayer expands WienerFleet - adding WienerDrone and WienerCycle
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: when you tent your house to kill termites, make sure other pests can't find their way inside
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
How do you put pants on a dog? One leg at a time. Now, why you'd do that is another story
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Man dragging dead raccoon down road on a rope gets in argument with passersby that leads to shooting. That rural enough for ya?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Several major Russian, European and U.S. companies report massive attack on their IT systems. They're working to resolve the issue, but it's tricky
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Quintessential Englishman gets hit by a bus, gets up and immediately walks into a pub
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
On the great tragedy and defining meme of our time: Being milkshake ducked
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wet surf
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No I did not snort cocaine, the reason I tested positive is because I had sex with a really sweaty guy who was high on cocaine
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Turtle sees his shadow, portending several more weeks of Trumpcare uncertainty
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(myAJC)
 
 
 
Along with the FARK commemorative license plate, Georgia bans 'Covfefe' vanity license plates
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
WopWopWopWopWop...PEW PEW PEW...WopWopWopWopWop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II is getting a raise this year that would make even an American CEO blush
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
Colorado schools offer firearms training to teachers in case of school shootings. To keep things safe, they're apparently issuing Glocks with no magazines (see first photo)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Today's tank parade mishap is brought to you by Belarus and this T-72
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City zoo welcomes cutest bundle of baby squeee you'll see all day
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Florida man sits in jail for 3 months because that's how long it takes Florida to determine if a white powder they found in your car is sheet rock dust or cocaine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'm not saying I saw an alien during a traffic stop, but it is an alien I encountered"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell issues an urgent warning to the White House, staff, and colleagues that unless they pass the healthcare bill this week, he will have to do the unthinkable: "be forced to work with Chuck Schumer" and *gasp* COMPROMISE
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Redstone Arsenal active shooter drill JUST GOT REAL
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rule 1 of Stripper Prison Dance Party is you do not take pictures of Stripper Prison Dance Party. And someone broke Rule 1
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
CA regulators pass law requiring Monsanto to put warning labels on Roundup saying that its main ingredient, glyphosate, causes cancer. But does it have GMOs? And what's a little cancer when it comes to killing dandelions, anyway? Farking dandelions
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bring out your dead...........Bring out your dead
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jury selection in the Martin "Pharma Bro" Shkreli trial off to a slow start, as jurors say he is "an evil man" and "kind of looks like a dick"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
For those of you keeping score at home, Bigfoot may now be in northwestern Pennsylvania. 'This thing was not a bear'
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Almost 1,000 earthquakes at Yellowstone in 2 weeks and still no Armageddon. Just erupt already and end us all
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And today's case of a sex toy disappearing from sight comes to you from West Sussex, UK (possibly not safe for work)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Who still runs WinXP? That bioassay device over there. That medical device thataway. The UK's biggest warship. The CNC ma... wait, what was that?
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wet tongue
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Study: Teenagers who use marijuana regularly are much more likely than nonusers to go on to use cocaine, hallucinogens, and dangerous substances such as tobacco and alcohol
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Starbucks employee makes fun of customer's pro-Trump t-shirt, so group of Trumpkins shows up to buy more coffee from Starbucks in protest. That'll learn 'em
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A marker for Emmett Till on the Mississippi Freedom Trail has been vandalized twice in the past month. Fellas, come on. We have to be better than this
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Well, he certainly looks the part
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a robin fledgling in my fenced backyard where my cats and dogs prowl. I saved it today, but how long is it likely to be stuck on the ground? My animals typically go out back, but I want to keep them at bay until it leaves
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
You complain about receiving cold chicken. You have a discussion with the restaurant and the owner decides to refund you the money. That should be the end of it right?
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Mon June 26, 2017
(KY3 Springfield)
 
Weeners
 
Substitute teacher in Missouri found that teacher/student sex laws also apply to substitutes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: I should buy a boat
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for being worst boat captain since the Costa Concordia, by managing to beach stolen boat at full speed while not even in it
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines passenger who broke pieces off emergency door trying to open it at altitude 'appeared unstable.' Gee, ya think?
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Riderless Amish buggy and one VERY tired horse stopped by police in Apple Creek
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Changing from fuse boxes to circuit breakers: what price should I expect, and what all needs replaced? (wiring, just the boxes, etc)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Any of you Farkers use Blue Apron or other ingredient-delivery subscription? What do you think?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's teacher student sex scandal involves a middle school teacher who thought her car was a good place for extracurricular activities
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Five guys take the same photo for 35 years and damn we're all getting old
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What ad-blocker do you run on your phone? I need some halp, as I'm old, and have a galaxy 5, and could use your advice as well as a short tutorial on how to install it. Thanks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these red windows
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tightasses aren't cheap
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
The moral of the story - don't break into someone else's house, especially at 2 a.m. California woman thwarts burglary by shooting suspect in the chest
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Death Beach has 'hidden dangers.' What, ASIDE from the ones making it a Death Beach?
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank presents Part 2 of swinging through songs beginning with "R"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You'll never believe which website NPR wrote an article about -- or what ended up happening to it
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(AP)
 
 
 
Slapping the gay demons unfortunately not a euphemism, possibly a good band name
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Rhode Island once again tries to win the coveted title of "The Florida Of The North"
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
TSA discovers live 20lb lobster, undisclosed amount of drawn butter in checked luggage at Logan Airport
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Washington Nationals' bullpen is so bad it literally kills you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Beware the "Islands of Nope" floating around in the aftermath of tropical storm Cindy
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Opiod prescriptions in Michigan outnumber people and are expected to overtake guns by 2025
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Largest warship ever constructed by Britain sets sail, doesn't catch fire
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this summer strawberry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know, on second thought, maybe it WASN'T such a hot idea to give bail to a guy accused of scamming the government out of $600 million, who spoke several languages, had crossed the border 140 times in six years, and swore he'd never go to jail
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(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
Do you think these home trends should make a comeback? Submitter used to have an apartment with a sunken conversation pit. That apartment was super tacky. LGT trends
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Salvador Dali's wilted clock to be exhumed for a paternity suit
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Case of baker who refused to serve gay customer will be decided by men in dresses
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't forget the first rule of Bungee-jumping: attach the rope
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Czech power plant holds bikini beauty contest to win an internship."The purpose of the competition was to promote technical education"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swiss city wants to crackdown on "hipster-food" at public swimming pools. Fark: hot dogs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Visitors threw $1.5 million into Rome's Trevi Fountain last year, so where did all of those coins go?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good: Obese man does the right thing and buys two seats on a flight because he takes up so much room. Fark: Spirit Airlines, oh sorry we overbooked that flight and we're taking that seat
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Someone should tell this raccoon you're not supposed to be a subway seat hog OR eat on the train. It's basic courtesy
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So the new Transformers movie badly underperformed in the U.S. this weekend. But let's see how it did overseas...oh my
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS partially bans ban on the ban
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Texas Legislature votes to secede. Not a repeat from 1861
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Purple woman stuns doctors by asking for even bigger breasts for very bizarre reason
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the fire brigade has to rescue you after your metal ring 'sexual experiment' goes horribly wrong during masturbation?
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Milwaukee is the 5th fastest growing city, yet #6 on the list of worst cities to live in. But hey, beer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Gay dating apps like Grindr are trying to "create connections beyond the bedroom," presumably in places like bathroom stalls, parking lots, and public parks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tories reach deal with Britain's new Irish overlords, will give Northern Ireland over a billion pounds' worth of pork. Scotland, Wales looking hungry
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today's "prosperity gospel" preacher who owns garage full of expensive cars and lives in million dollar condo being indicted on multiple counts of federal tax fraud" brought to you by the state of NC. Bonus: Now lives in Florida
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Small Kentucky town elects dog as mayor. Fark: for the fourth time
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dirty clam
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Police recorded capturing domestic assault suspect in porta-potty after he runs out of places to go
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
It's probably easier to say you're trying to cheat the carpool rules when they find a mannequin in your passenger seat. Oh baby, they don't understand our special relationship
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Not news: Man hit by train. Fark: Man hit by TWO trains
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Dear Amy, My husband spent $20,000 on teen 'escorts' and all I got was an STD. What should I do now?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U of Delaware adjunct who wrote that Otto Warmbier "got exactly what he deserved" gets exactly what she deserves
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(Guardian)