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Sun June 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So how long until Trump insults London again on Twitter?
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
US Navy FA-18E Super Hornet shoots down Syrian Air Force fighter in first air-to-air kill since 1999
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Alex Jones cuts a Father's Day video and sends it to Sandy Hook parents
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The clang of his brass balls rang across the city to celebrate this 97 year old's birthday
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this precious snowflake
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
'I'm going to hit you in the head,' woman named Miracle Crimes tells Springfield cop before kicking him in groin. "I never said which one"
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
HS basketball coaches fired for.... Using a school bus to go on a beer run
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Surprised cops disarm the toddler who brought them the loaded 9mm (with the safety off) that was hidden in his toybox. Mother of the Year had no idea, she says. Scales and bags of "powder" suggest otherwise
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
El Mariachi arrested in Key West
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(thegoodstuff.com)
 
 
 
Did your family forget to make plans for Father's Day dinner? Or, worse yet, expect you to slave over a hot grill tonight? Here's a list of 100 places where dads can eat free, including a free plate of wings from Hooters
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(Independent)
 
 
 
No capes
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tranquil view
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids and Millennials
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(Marietta Daily Journal)
 
 
 
"Right about then, the condoms fell out of his pants. Following the awkward silence, the kid apologized and was detained"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you have rare, valuable NASA memorabilia from the early days of the space program please don't throw it away. Museums are willing to take it from you
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former UPI reporter who covered woman's murder as his first story wants to look at records to see if he can solve cold case. DA: No, because we need more time to look into it. We've only had 48 years
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man facing charges after taking lion for pickup truck ride, giving him a lift to the zoo
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Happy Father's Day. Here are the ten best animal dads found in nature. Come for the seahorse, stay for the lumpsucker
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Princess D'awww
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
58
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"You only come when people die, Jon Snow"
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strong creature
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(Inc)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Out of your element
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(Leader-Telegram)
 
 
 
Can you guess why Bigjohn the Pastafarian was arrested at the Blue Ox Music Festival?
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(Spontn80)
 
 
 
The 10th Annual "What would you say to your Dad today?" Fark Father's Day thread. This thread is older than your nine-year-old
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Residents unite against proposal for new restaurant in their town: "We definitely don't want to see Chuck E. Cheese"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's too hot in Phoenix, but the airport might have to close down
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, the NRA doesn't seem at all interested in the case of Philando Castile, a licensed gun owner executed by police for simply telling them he had a legal gun. I wonder why. Any ideas?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So subby had 4,700 lbs of dynamite left over this week that he had to get rid of
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Education Department: So what's the big deal about civil rights, anyway?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cops in Queens rescue 10 ducklings from storm drain, ducklings are thankful, but are still stuck in Queens
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missing sailors in destroyer collision found dead in flooded berthing compartment
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Man sets underwear on fire after "accident" in Walgreens bathroom, prompts evacuation
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
So let's write an op-ed saying that Orlando's post-Pulse friendliness and outreach is driving down admissions to Disney. That should end well
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(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Yes, it's called pot roast, but you shouldn't use actual pot (with stoner mugshot goodness)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these trees
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
One of America's last remaining WWII fighter aces has passed away at 100
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner releases 132-year-old lobster for purely shellfish reasons
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Avocado
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police cadets accused of stealing patrol cars. To be fair, Mahoney did need to teach Hightower to drive
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(Photoshop)
 
 
 
Photoshop Photoshop
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The manufacturer of the cladding that fueled London's tower fire specifically recommended against using it in high-rise apartments due to fire risk. Someone's going to feel the heat about this
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(Cape Cod Times)
 
 
 
Ferry from Nantucket to Hyannis decides to take a shortcut, forgets there is a jetty in the way. With pictures of what a ferry mounting a jetty might look like
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Your dog wants polędwiczki wołowe
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's come to the point in the decline of our civilization where you actually have to explain to people that using Coca-Cola as a tanning oil is a bad idea
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What's wrong with this picture?
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"It never said you could do it - but it never said you couldn't." - The man who opened Louisiana's first drive-thru daiquiri stand
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In Arizona it's a news story when you find a scorpion swimming in your pool
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
After six days of pudding pops, a mistrial is declared
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you want to know why Dutch kids are the happiest kids in the world it's because they eat chocolate for breakfast
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
To make dads everywhere happy, instead of a crappy tie or tacky cologne the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the best books to buy for the old man
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
New definition of insanity: An alarm clock hidden inside the walls of your home goes off at the same time every evening for the last 13 years
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Here are seven things you should never cook on the grill, according to experts who believe only their way of cooking is correct
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember when you were in high school and you consoled yourself by saying once you grew up and became an adult, popularity didn't matter? You were wrong
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who knew that dogs could be such attention whores?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kitteh
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Coconut oil is not healthy and it's never been healthy. Fark needs a "well, duh" tag
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out you like wine more when sampling it in a tasting room while on vacation far from the responsibilities of your family and career than when you drink it straight from the bottle on a Tuesday night after the kids have all gone to sleep
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
"Makers of driverless cars want cyclists and pedestrians off the roads"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"But...I don't have a cat". Guess again, you do now, and just in time for Caturday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona-fide electrified fully-intact monorail.. What'd I say?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Having trouble faking an orgasm? Now you can hire an "intimacy choreographer" for that special 'fake' moment
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Alt-right protesters storm stage of "Julius Caesar Looks a Lot Like Donald Trump"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Trump Hotel in Toronto is ripping off its T... Heading off to find a water gun and march in the Pride Parade
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Looks like Universal Basic Income is going to become a thing in Hawaii
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Navy reports 1 hurt and 7 missing in major collision between destroyer USS Fitzgerald and a merchant ship. Fitzgerald badly damaged and taking on water
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The casino is sorry, but your $43 million jackpot cannot be paid due to a slot machine malfunction. Please accept this $2.25 in cash and a coupon for a free steak dinner. So... we're good now?"
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Fri June 16, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Chia Pet Jesus gets original head back, frowns upon your amateur replacement shenanigans
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cosby jury doubts they're being reasonable
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Fugitive polygamous cult leader who was rumored to have been raptured found in heaven. Heaven is the name of the pickup truck he was hiding in
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Australian deep sea researchers find plenty of Nopes, just as you would expect
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The Walking Dead" is not a TV show, part 2
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"Fire officials say they don't believe the fire itself was criminal, but investigators at the scene did find what appeared to be a marijuana grow operation" FARK has a tag for this sort of thing
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man who watched too many Toshiro Mifune movies sentenced to six years in jail
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
"... the bunnies appear to have pierced ears with dangling objects, including key fobs and an old CTA pass, hanging from them"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this calm car owner
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Elon Musk publishes plan for conquering a world
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you go to an illegal gravel pit party, you might be a redneck
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're an algebra teacher, someone might recognize you if you sell heroin near the school
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
An entitled billionaire oil tycoon pulls a jackass move with his yacht? Color me shocked
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
More adults have died from eating laundry pods than kids. Why adults are eating either one remains a mystery
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(US News)
 
 
 
Snortable Chocolate Arrives in U.S. Stores
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
What's more dangerous than a shark with a frikken laser? Michael Phelps
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jury finds that it's okay for a cop to murder an innocent man if that cop is nervous
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's an odd blip for ya. Apparently, Mike Pence's lawyer is James Comey's daughter's Godfather. Also, I am my son's uncle. I mean that quite literally
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cactus plushies
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Swedish brewery name brew 'F*** you I'm Millwall' after football fan who fought off three knife-wielding terrorists during the London terror attack earlier this month
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists stunned by Antarctic rainfall and a melt area bigger than Texas. It's almost as if the climate is changing somehow, maybe even getting warmer. Did anyone know about this?
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
News: Scientists sent a flatworm to space and it came back with two heads. Fark: Researchers tried amputating them, leaving a headless middle fragment, but both of the heads just grew back on all three pieces. Everyone sleep well tonight
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So what is this sea creature that researchers are stumped by?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Jury determines that the value of a left testicle is $870,000
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Breatharian" couple claims to have lived for nine years without food and instead are sustained solely by the energy of the universe
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Girl who convinced her boyfriend to commit suicide so she could play the grieving girlfriend to get attention and sympathy has been found guilty of manslaughter
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Theresa May couldn't meet with Grenfell Tower victims due to security concerns. The Queen: "Hold my crown"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Helmut Kohl, chancellor who reunited Germany, dies at 87
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amazon to buy Whole Foods in order to deliver kale by drone into your smug, hipster face hole
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman makes an ass of herself by stealing money from a city to get a butt lift
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Hydration station near Hole 12 at the U.S. Open has complimentary E. Coli
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Russia says it's "not 100 percent sure" that its airstrikes killed SIS Leader Al-Baghdadi. "We kill so many people, it's so hard to keep track"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
48% of people don't know where chocolate milk comes from. Duh, it comes from chocolate cows
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mystery of man holding gun floating above Kentish town solved when it's revealed to be a Stormtrooper holding a rifle. Vader last seen stomping around in a really bad mood. No, I haven't been drinking
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The newest socioeconomic disparity: smoking. Rich people gave it up, poor people didn't and now guess who's having a tobacco crisis
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Pilot of the blimp that crashed at the U.S. Open yesterday had two emergency landings and a crash in two years. CEO says he's: "the most sought after pilot to fly this type of blimp model"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Someone actually thought there was a reason to compare Krispy Kreme vs Dunkin' Donuts. I guess you Americans were too afraid to add Tim Hortons, the King Of All Donuts, to the contest
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Coloring Contest: Heading to San Francisco with flowers in her hair
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Beach closed AGAIN due to infestation of: A) Tiger sharks, B) Box jellyfish, C) Poop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
YouTube 'Star' accused of asking underaged girls for sexy videos. Difficulty: Not PewDiePie
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you're a badass when you can start a fire using a bag of water
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The number one problem inside an Arkansas courthouse is: A) Dirty cops B) Crooked judges C) People peeing in the elevator
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un is in hiding as he fears covert U.S. assassination squads
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mexico and U.S. breweries make a cerveza using a logo with a frumpy Donald Trump dressed in a mariachi outfit
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
You can't cheat Niagara Falls twice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well, maybe don't do that. Duh (warning: graphic video)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man with garage full of Ferraris buys four new Ferraris in hopes of improving his chances of buying a more exclusive Ferrari, is butthurt when Ferrari turns him down. Ferrari
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(Time)
 
 
 
Oregon becomes the first state to offer a non-binary gender option for drivers licenses
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Heroic, 12-year-old Mormon girl stands up in church meeting, and says she knows her Heavenly Father loves her and it is okay that he made her gay. Cowardly church officials cut off her mic. With video
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
I'm not even going to try to explain the mugshot awesomeness contained inside
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Police announce they have arrested one of the seven Maute brothers leading ISIS in the Philippines, further endangering the planned production of 'Seven Bombs for Seven Brothers'
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois is such a cluster-fark, even the lottery doesn't want to sell tickets there
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Do you love jeans, but hate the feeling of denim on your ass? We have the jeans for you
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Tensions rise between Muslims and Christians in CAR, as driver repeatedly threatens to turn it around right now
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Vermont quarry worker suffers head injuries in explosion. This is not a repeat from September 13, 1848
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop these three chicks
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
265 years ago, Ben Franklin did something extraordinary. And no, it wasn't having several French mistresses, that came later
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Cookie still leaves half of her food there so Stitch can eat. But Stitch is never coming back
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The "dirty bomb" scare that shut down part of the Port of Charleston this morning happened because of tips from an Alex Jones wannabe with a YouTube channel featuring gems like "I've Further Evidence Linking Hillary To The Murder Of Seth Rich"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman gives North Korea a copy of Trump's favorite book, although Goodnight Moon seems more appropriate
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
35 years ago 3 dudes set out to win a mobile home by living on a billboard. This is their story
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
UCF technique uses sun's rays as weed killer, instead of mixed martial arts as initially expected by dyslexics
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Not Florida: shooting the breeze. Florida: shooting at The Breeze
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Sex abuse lawsuit against Seattle mayor dropped as plaintiff alleges jury tainting, a position that might require some googling
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man makes stickers that look like power outlets to prank air travelers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The smart co-host of Fox & Friends wore a green pantsuit. Some people had a problem with that
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Reason No.386,185 why little kids should not be allowed on airplanes; they like to yank out your leg hairs one-by-one
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The 16 best reaction gifs. Ever. Ranked. It's been decided. Don't even TRY to prove the article wrong
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(Fark)
 
 
 
No, seriously - why are you still single? You're smart, funny, hot - so what's the deal?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Leader of the polygamist FLDS sect, Lyle Jeffs was arrested at a marina in South Dakota after more than a year on the run since he slipped out of an ankle monitor while awaiting trial for food stamp and welfare fraud. South Dakota HAS marinas?
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this captured curiosity
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Blimp crashes at the U.S. Open. Goodyear? No, the worst
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
United proudly announces a new complimentary wake up service for those travelers napping in the terminal between flights. Ain't that a kick in the head?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
ISIS captures bin Laden's hideout. Surprised he isn't still there
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(NPR)
 
 
 
1960s government do-gooding blamed for today's super-sized obesity epidemic
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle police horse retires to the farm. Or at least, that's what they're telling the deputies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo in trouble again, this time for unilaterally lowering the monthly mortgage payments of borrowers in bankruptcy. Which sounds nice, until you realize they were often extending the loan by decades, too
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Swedish scientists develop five kilos of broccoli in pill form, to be used against diabetes, and also for fart-propelled flights to Sweden
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How. Now. Brown. Cow?
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Not news: playing hide and seek. News: playing hide and seek on an Aegis cruiser. Fark: causing a 50 hour, 5500 square mile search and rescue effort
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cosby jury claims deadlock. Judge says have some more Jell-O pudding and keep deliberating
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Read your own speech at graduation instead of the one the school wrote for you, senior class president? No diploma for you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin has claimed that it is his 'duty' to stop gay people from getting married in an attempt to 'reinforce families' because same-sex couples 'will not produce any children'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democratic lawmakers receive phone calls saying, 'You guys are next'. Hey, equal rights for all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland woman woken up after being bitten twice by the surprise copperhead in her bed. Sleep tight
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(Sunshine Coast Daily News)
 
 
 
Can you see the 6ft snake hiding in this garage?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Chuckling Sovietly, Putin offers asylum to James Comey
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Having evidently never seen the blood-soaked alternate ending of Mr Smith Goes to Washington, Republican lawmakers want to start packing heat in DC
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot decides that fuel gushing out of the wing might slightly hinder takeoff
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(Some Hot Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this temperature-taking
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Lawyer stole $1.3 million from his 89-year-old step-grandmother, but he left her $24 for cat food, so his mug shot shows his smiling, clear conscience
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two arrested for attacking protesters at the Turkish Embassy in Washington, DC. I guess it IS somebody's business and not just the Turks'
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
No shooter found at Travis AFB. False alarm but probably a good practice drill
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
TSA forced to repay $1.5 million after audit. That's a lot of shampoo and toothpaste
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Shooter from yesterday's Congressional baseball practice has died from his injuries
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump pledged to protect Christian communities in the Middle East? ICE is currently rounding up hundreds of Iraqi Christians from the U.S. and sending them back to face "death sentences"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Vegetarian kills rabid raccoon with her bare hands
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Remember: Yellowstone hot springs is not your own personal health sauna
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
US Coast Guard and FBI searching ship docked in South Carolina for a dirty bomb. I'll see you at the Vault. UPDATE: All-clear reported, false alarm
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Only in America can a practiced drunk on a motorcycle hit a wall, get some minor scrapes and get loads of money from the internet
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
He should have stuck with latex sales instead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London tower fire tragedy could have been a lot worse if not for Muslims awake at one AM for Ramadan who spotted fire and warned other residents
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 632: "Motorcycles". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fox News drops "Fair and Balanced" slogan. What would you replace it with?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Alleged Mafioso on feeling bad about getting one guy to kill another with a pickaxe: "I thought it was hilarious that he was so gullible"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Let it be known herewith / A new name to be familiar with / She'll surely be a hit / Our new Poet Laureate / Please welcome Tracy K. Smith
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal something, don't let it be a GPS tracking device
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Need a cure for your hangover? Chef Hogwits here with a candied bacon recipe to cure what ails you
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Drones carrying defibrillators could aid heart emergencies, or be turned into flying tasers pretty easily
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sealed lips
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As God is my witness I thought kangaroos could fly
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Security alert from Travis AFB: The base is saying this incident is not a drill. Shelter in place. Lock doors/windows and await further info
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why you might see more people peeing on the streets of NYC this summer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet, you have to have the right mood- last-minute panic." THIS is your Fark Writer's thread, deadline edition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For today's MMA-United, footage showing an airline employee pushing a 71-year-old passenger to the ground has been released
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
There is a war going on in the U.S. and the head lice are winning
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(AOL)
 
 
 
High school senior is banned from graduation after he helped TP the school and refused to give up the names of his co-conspirators
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
After 7 years, Utah's liquor store drought is over
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You are getting sleepy...You are getting sleepy...When you wake up you will believe everything you read on FARK as the honest truth
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Steel testicles of the day: A member of the public safely caught a baby dropped from the 9th or 10th floor of the blazing Grenfell Tower in west London
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frisky swinger
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google announces $30M investment to provide company-owned, subsidized housing for employees across San Francisco. This is a repeat from the early 1900s
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
WapPo columnist keeps things classy by hoping Scalise dies in surgery
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"By the powers vested in me, I pronounce you husband, husband, and husband. You may now kiss the guys"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
My God, there's a milk shortage in Qatar. Quick, AIRLIFT THE COWS
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Latest buzz: Millennials are switching from alcohol to pot
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Holy guacamole
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
AGT judges to Pumpkin Man: "Clearly we can see your nuts"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Schools encouraged to play music in bathrooms so students can poop and fart without feeling shy. What music would you suggest?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soy milk can no longer introduce itself as dairy in Spanish or any other EU language
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(SFGate)
 
NewsFlash
 
The day's not done yet as there's an active shooter situation at UPS warehouse in San Francisco
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mug shot of guy arrested after low-speed chase of stolen vehicle when he can't shift out of first gear looks like you'd expect
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Burglarized homeowner learns why you keep your meth lab and stock off-site
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, free Coast Guard cutter
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Black minister submits resolution for Southern Baptist Convention to condemn white supremacy, alt-right groups. Oh Lordy, hilarity ensues
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
12-year-old dog picked up by tornado survives his injuries, would like a word with Dorothy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Update: Congressional Baseball Shooter ID'd by police as a former housing inspector from Illinois. Story still developing. (Thread 2)
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman disguises dog as baby, sneaks it into hospital to comfort grandma
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Medical expenses account for increasing proportion of crowd funding site activity, and millions of dollars in revenue for GoFundMe and other sites
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Ten years after "The Wire," let's check in on Baltimore. Oh
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Man who robbed bank to get away from wife sentenced to home confinement
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this carried coconut
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Hello muddah, hello faddah
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
SACRE BLEU France is living in fear of a croissant price hike due to a butter shortage. MERDE SAVE US MACRON
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
House Majority Whip Steve Scalise and aides shot at baseball practice in Virginia. Story developing
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
This is the road trip that never ends / Yes it goes on and on my friend / Some people started driving it / Not knowing what it was / But people kept driving it just because /
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox says Mexico and Canada could eclipse the U.S. in the marijuana business thanks to Trump's regressive ignorant policies. Road trip dude
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman kicked out of Michigan mall for inappropriate 'Finding Nemo' tank top and shorts. In other news, people find 'Finding Nemo' offensive
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No soup for you
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Doctors at CHOP separate conjoined twins
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It was just a lap dance
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Trucker responsible for 9-car pileup on state highway takes elderly neighbor hostage, forces her to drive him to Detroit where he barricaded himself in home before committing suicide. The Aristocrats
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
24-story apartment building ablaze in London
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New hostel opens in Chernobyl amid glowing reviews
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "the dog ate my homework." New hotness: "I was doing a research paper on kleptomania when I got arrested for shoplifting"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
If for some reason we get into a shooting war with Russia, don't be surprised if your airliner is intercepted by Russian-marked planes. Well, for other than the obvious reason, I guess
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"Kids, remember to designate a driver for a Safe N' Sober Grad Nite, unlike your vice-principal in the parking lot"
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Unlike Congress, this woman is going to jail for health care fraud
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Small town jails are to blame for high US incarceration rate, Otis never getting help with his drinking problem
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Company announces plans to launch KFC sandwich into space where it can do the least amount of harm
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Headline: Americans don't care about their privacy. Article: Americans don't care about other people's privacy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to see He-Man sing DMX's 'Up In Here'? Of course you do (Not safe for work language)
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Travel through NYC with synced video from today and 80 years ago
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Getting drunk and openly fapping 35,000 ft in the sky is no way to go through life, Passenger 15B
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
One more reason to skip the gym and head straight to the bar: Legionnaire's disease
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(Some Creeper)
 
 
 
Photoshop this overseer's view
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(Slate)
 
 
 
An exploration of how science fiction has actually helped improve our world and create a better future for...wait, is that a picture of Tom Cruise in Minority Report? Oh, fark right the hell off
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Police discover loads of stolen pink lingerie, loungewear in man's vehicle
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another intelligent gun owner teaches his children about gun safety by accidentally killing one of them
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(SILive)
 
 
 
NJ resident Jason A. Smith becomes a trivia answer for being the first person charged with drunk driving on the new Goethals Bridge, connecting NJ to NYC
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Fight over dog poop ends with one in jail, one in hospital. Jeez, guys, it's not that rare, there's enough to go around
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"The Hunger Games" - Not just getting girls interested in archery, now teaching them lifesaving first aid
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You're supposed to pay your outstanding parking fines to get a so-called "boot" removed from your car. But this method works, too
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
The Bible says Jesus walked on water. The Florida Highway Patrol say Jesus walked in front of a speeding SUV. In three days we'll know one way or the other
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Sessions session continues. Beauregard's memory is a little patchy, but he's pretty sure he did nothing wrong. And there is a rumor that... Bah Gawd? Is that Al Franken's music?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this command performance
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Scorpions: the breakfast of champions
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(Vox)
 
Boobies
 
"Twenty percent of searches looking to change one's breasts are from men looking into how to get rid of man boobs." Bob Paulson nods in agreement whilst silently sobbing
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dragging a half naked passenger down the aisle of a 737 is no way to go through life, EMT
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
This day in history: USPS no longer allows children to be delivered by mail
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Uber CEO to take a cab home to spend more time with his family
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Add "gun-grabbing" to the list of things that Germans do differently than Americans
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Awful: Someone tosses kitten from moving car. Karma: Health department says it tested positive for rabies, and the people who handled it better get to a doctor
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Jeff deny he ever lived in a tree? Will Donnie Two Scoops live tweet? Will there be perjury? THIS is your Jeff Sessions Testifying in a Senate Intelligence Committee public hearing thread. (Update: 2:15pm start)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
100 years after it disappeared, it has returned
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
15-year-old lifeguard saves toddler during his first day on the job
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If all else fails, call 911 to complain about waiting for your chicken nuggets
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Excuse me, sir. Those aren't dragons in your pants, are they? Why yes, yes they are. And they're mad, too
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
How bad can a mayfly swarm-GAAA
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
"Parole board member Don Ruzicka and another employee held contests in which they attempted to mention silly, predetermined words or song names, such as "hootenanny," "platypus" or "Folsom Prison Blues" during hearings with inmates"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Did you notice Cavs' JR Smith's seemingly meaningless 3-point shot in the closing seconds of Game 5? Well, it turned out to be worth millions
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Area Man writes a song for every station on the Washington Metro. Must have had a lot of time on his hands, perhaps waiting for something
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Bring a knife to a fight on the bus and the security camera will record you getting thrown through the windshield
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you're going to start running 'Cosby Show' reruns again, you might want to pull the episode where Cliff slips some pills into a drink
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Three people charged for getting busy on a roof in Lancaster County
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to fall down
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: The next step in human evolution
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(Metro)
 
 
 
That guy caught having sex mid-flight on Ryanair? Yeah, he had a pregnant fiancee back home
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(Failure Magazine)
 
 
 
Alcohol was to blame for the misspelling of the original domain name for the Swedish Museum of Failure. So what's his Fark handle?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Matchbox of Cheese is my new Train cover band
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin realizes murdering his political opponent would be a little too obvious so he has Navalny imprisoned instead
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Don't listen to the trolls, and for God's sake don't become one," grads Cook with gas
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Religious Facebook page threatens to ban anyone who uses rainbow emojis. Gaylarity ensues
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
50 years ago this week, Loving (and Love) won
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Donnie's really in trouble now
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
I think you ought to know you're feeling very depressed
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Church demands right to keep their brand of mental illness pure
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"We can't fight fires here, this is bat country"
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Flight to Ireland delayed, trapping hundreds on the tarmac. Passengers protest by breaking out a lute and a bodhrán for a singalong. With video goodness
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts: Turkey will be deploying troops to Qatar to defend it against the Saudi coalition
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Best Korea threatens to nuke NYC in an odd fashion, which probably involves large hats and funny walks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump retaliates against North Korea
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Strong shaking rocks Lesbos. Your dad probably has this on Blu-Ray
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Dollar Store Grandpa Bandit sought by FBI in nostalgia-tinged crime story. Remember when robbing dollar stores meant something? The Dollar Store Grandpa Bandit does
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"See you later, alligator." "You're a pain, crane"
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(MLive.com)
 
Video
 
Who knew the police could depend on random big van drivers to help stop fleeing cars?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: How to Fark your way to the top
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto transit commission reveals the biggest reasons why your subway is delayed. "Train in contact with person" comes in at number five with 87 hours over 3 years. Lot of depressed people in Toronto
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Car crashes into restaurant, hits psychic eating lunch with another psychic. Too bad they didn't see it coming
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this out of service dog
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Please note: It does not help the credibility of your UFO investigation if your evidence for extraterrestrial intelligence was found while you were lost in the woods
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I've got a rather thin "Q" library, so I shored it up a little bit for tonight's Paul's Memory Bank continuing swing through the alphabet, but it still leaves enough room for a "letter P part 1.5" second half of the show. "TuneIn" at 8PM EDT
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PASTOR: "Lord, if you can hear us, send us a sign. Just a plain sign, a plain-" *BOOM*
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Germany reports acute shortage of a) bread, b) beer, c) fidget spinners
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They keep calling this a semi fire, but it sure looks more like a full fire
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Ghost teachers cost Pennsylvania school district more than $500K, according to lawsuit. And that's not even counting the time they have to take off due to meddling kids and their dogs
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
F-18 bound for Syria manages to load ten precision-guided 1,000-pound bombs, two sidewinders, a targeting pod, 412 rounds of ammunition, possibly an AMRAAM or two and maybe even a hand grenade in the glove compartment
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
There are better ways of dealing with your displeasure with a police horse than assaulting it with a flagpole
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Oh, that's just wrong
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
It's apparently 'skydivers falling out the sky' season again at Skydive DeLand
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Bear surprises runners in the Garden of the Gods 10 Mile Run. With 'I'm running back to the starting line' photo
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How a cat helped co-author a published physics paper
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new robot lawn mowing overlords
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(Some Chatter)
 
 
 
Caption this booth chat
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And so it comes to this: School principal offering students $100 if they'll just stop using their cell phones all the time
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
20% of young British children believe fish fingers are made from chicken. The other 80% were too busy drawing on the wall to reply
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(Slate)
 
 
 
One badly done footnote caused the entire opioid crisis. See? Your English teacher told you to pay attention
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The man who made up a political party to win the election as president is about to have that made-up party win a crushing landslide parliamentary election. Vive le France
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Aviation officials say pilot crashed after GPS sent him to non-existent airport in Scotland
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If your first name is Anders or your last name is Breivik, or you happen to live in the Bering Strait, there's some great news
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Yeah, this is about the worst thing of all time. Watch and enjoy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tie length in Shakespeare in the Park, where you should whallop your boyfriend, and RIP Batman. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-04 to Sat 2017-06-10
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this very happy man
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"You can't hear this story and not see God in it," says woman whose arm was bitten off by a shark
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman finds 9mm Glock... er, guac
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ways Britain is a lot like the US: In the wake of the Manchester bombing UK police rounded up everyone the bomber said "hi" to recently and called them his "network". Ways they're way different: They've admitted their error and released them without charge
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Comparing your job to herding cats. New analogyness: Comparing your job to cleaning up a baby panda enclosure
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