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Sun April 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A story so horrible it can use Hitler and concentration camps without invoking Godwin's Law
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Brain surgery with a tree saw? Must be a new branch of medicine
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Interacting with the L.A. County Sheriff's Department is now the easiest, albeit sometimes painful, method to become a millionaire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this popular European sport that has never quite caught on in the US
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For our guests in the elevator, the jig's up
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
L.A. is about to start charging $3 to park at its subway stations and riders are steamed. Why? Because it's been free for 17 years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last weekend I asked for your input into our new puppy's name. We brought the pup home this week, and we have a winner as decided by the family
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The definitive list of the best places to retire in the US. Suck it, Rhode Island
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this field maintenance
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ISIS claims another victory over unarmed citizens as two bombings kill 43 in Egypt
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(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Cereal: it's not just for breakfast anymore. Snack Food Sunday wants to know your favorite after-breakfast cereal snack, and whether you eat it straight from the box or mix it up with other stuff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breaking news: While on the air, being handed a breaking story to cover live about a serious car crash with fatalities. Heartbreaking news: Realizing one of the deceased is your husband
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Old man learns that double-yellow-line enforcement isn't his job
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(CBC)
 
 
 
100 years ago today, a 50-year-old nation sent 4 divisions up a ridge, forged itself an identity, and added the name Vimy Ridge to history
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
People joke about everything in Australia trying to kill you, but the truth is EVEN THE SOIL WILL TRY TO KILL YOU
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
So, have you heard about the $81m missing from the New York Federal Reserve Bank? Because it seems like this should be a big story
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
America 2017: You can now rent a baby chick you can raise as a pet around Easter time but give back to the farm after it starts to get big and ugly
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(Memphis Zoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange-looking baby dog
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Spring is here
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What do you do when your Facebook friend cancels going on holiday with you? You invite a total stranger with the same name
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This bag of salad mix contains the following ingredients: Lettuce, tomatoes, onions, a bat, cucumbers, radishes....wait....What?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's not often that you're going to read a sentence like this: EMTs save a man's life by forcing him to drink a Coke
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Judge invalidates the warrant the FBI used to greenlight an operation to identify users of a Tor child pornography site because the way Tor's systems work meant that the FBI was well outside of their jurisdiction from day 1
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing... just a US carrier strike group heading to the Korean Peninsula. Russiagate? What Russiagate?
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Middle East Monitor)
 
 
 
Trump did so much damage to the Syrian air force that it took them an entire day before they could bomb Khan Sheikhoun again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
19 household items that you didn't realize had expiration dates. Maybe this is why they burned the bra
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
After accidentally locking man in store, CVS finally decides not to press charges for him stealing snacks
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(Some Sissy Fuss)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fitness coach & his charge
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a missing person. Then things get weird
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girl found in forest was likely abandoned by her family and not raised by monkeys as previously thought. Nooo, really? Apparently only dumb people first encountered this girl
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(Some Rambling Man)
 
 
 
If you're planning a road trip across the U.S. follow this man's path, he knows the way
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. sets up nannytastic new Vision Zero traffic-safety measure. How's it working out after a year? Let's just say farmer's markets are still no-go zones
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(Some Guy Out of Line)
 
 
 
Photoshop this foot almost in the door
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"The sheriff also said he doesn't think the release of images gathered by police promotes accountability. He said it's not the job of journalists to look for wrongdoing by police"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Icebergs threaten shipping lanes near where the Titanic sank. This time, it's personal
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
You know things are bad in San Francisco when they have a "legalize pizza" protest
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Gov't: "On second thought, maybe we don't need to know this information after all." Twitter: "Yeah, that's what we thought. Now go run along and play with your toys like a good boy"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Time machine for sale, needs tires, has rebuilt flux capacitor. No lowballs, I know what I got here
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Florida man jumps off a bridge to escape arrest for A) Murder, B) Parole violation, or C) Stealing a sausage
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Craft beer. New thirst-quenching beverage for hipsters: Gazoz, an old-fashioned soda made from simple syrup and soda water
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
By day, Chris Ullman runs global communications for a major private equity firm. By night, he is a world-champion whistler, out to save the world one note at a time
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If a sweaty workout just isn't your thing, taking a 1-hour hot bath might get you the same results
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(The Book Guy)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know what's up next on your reading list. And if you aren't sure, you can always click the link for a suggestion
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(Some Shining Guy)
 
 
 
Easy-shop this well-maintained sign
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
Two veterinarians who met at school and fell in love get married in a cat-themed wedding, complete with special guest stars, just in time for Caturday
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It's almost as if the election of Trump has emboldened racists
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(Circa)
 
 
 
Its all fun and games 'til you put spaghetti on a pizza
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I can't believe it's not Fabio
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Dumbass assaults dumb ass
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This just in: It's not a great idea to wax your nose hair
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford invents crib that lulls babies to sleep by simulating the sensation of a car ride. If only there were a meme to express one's desire for the seller to desist with the explanation and immediately accept remuneration for such a desirable product
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Forget to put a leash on your pet snake when taking him for a slither in the park? Yeah that's a $190 fine
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The beginning of hurricane season has yet to start, but already meteorological entities are predicting a slightly below average season - which of course can only mean one thing: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, WE'RE IN FOR A ROUGH YEAR
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Spring Break is officially cancelled
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The California drought is now officially over. At least until the next one
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists discover German subspecies of monkey
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(Patch)
 
 
 
National Rifle Association employee accidentally shoots self at National Firearms Museum to become national embarrassment
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Zoo makes extra cash by charging guests $145 for the privilege of cleaning up polar bear poop. Do they at least get to keep it?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Three bear cubs found locked inside a public washroom. Which means the answer to the age old question is not always in the woods
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Because when you're looking for sensual delights, obviously you want a prostitute named "Soul Snatcher." Includes mugshot goodness of ... what's the opposite of MILF?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that you're having a strange day when you shout down a hole expecting to hear an echo but instead you hear a man that has been missing for a month
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you put money in a machine at the casino and let your friend hit the button, it won't be your jackpot and she won't be your friend for very long
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
State: let's have prayer in public schools. Muslims: great, let me get my prayer rug. State: wait, that's not what we meant
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Ruh-roh
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(Some Itemizing Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this home work
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(Time)
 
 
 
Not only is it 5 o'clock somewhere, it's National Beer Day. So crack open a cold one or eight and celebrate the anniversary of FDR reauthorizing the buying, selling, and drinking of beer
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(Some Winners)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bronze selfie. Difficulty level: no 1968
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
US missile strike in retaliation for killing children kills four children
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you plan on traveling to Hawaii, do your best to avoid undercooked slugs
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A special pen for the weaker sex, a cologne that smells like urine and, presumably, the wøndërful telephøne system are just a few of the exhibits to explore at the Museum of Failure in Sweden
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(Chron)
 
 
 
While exploring an abandoned mine in Baja California, scientist discovers a baseball sized AW HELL NO
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Worried about escalating tensions with China, Russia, Iran and North Korea? Buy this deactivated underground ICBM launch center in Missouri to protect yourself from the impending nuclear apocalypse
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pro tip, dude: Before you surrender yourself to the court, check your pockets and make sure you didn't leave any weed in there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swedish terror suspects arrested, with pics and video. That's some fine police work, Sven
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russia says our cruise missiles went 23 for 59. or a .389 batting average
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
US journalist commenting on Syria atrocities says Hitler would never have gassed his own people, because well, he's an idiot
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Truck driven into crowd at a market in Stockholm, Sweden. Shots have been fired. 3 reported dead
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Job growth for March much lower than expected. After taking credit for January's good job number Trump quickly to blame Obama for the new bad numbers
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Your kids would have a lot more fun playing by themselves if you weren't always hovering, giving too many warnings, and insisting on using household items for their intended purpose
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this piano man
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered that bees have great eyesight. Well duh. When was the last time you saw a bee wearing glasses?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump told Putin, Putin told Assad...but hey, look at those cool videos of destroyers launching missiles
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Chili's policy on sexually harassing underage employees: Transfer manager to new location and throw a party featuring a "F*CK EMILY" cake
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Move over Florida Man, Pennsylvania Man was nude when he punched a cop and attacked his dad before being tased
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh Christ, it's this asshole again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
History will remember this as the dawn of the Canadian Empire of nations that were tired of being associated with dickheads
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Asthma inhalers recalled due to airflow problems
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A zipper-obsessed horse would be perfect for handling horse flies
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Zamboni legend is ready for octopus office. This mad libs headline has been brought to you by the Detroit Free Press
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Thu April 06, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Police were baffled by narcotic thefts at pharmacy until meeting the pharmacist. Mighty fine police work there, Lou
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mugshot of the month has been claimed by a Toledo man
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
South African rhino ranchers: To pay for protecting rhinos from poachers, we need to be able to sell the rhino horns, which won't increase poaching at all, trust us, so we need the ban on domestic sales lifted. South African court: Well alrighty then
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bong exhibit considered high art. Indeed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bear and two cubs show up in back yard of one Gold E Locks. They are suspected to have eaten some porridge and slept in some beds. Expected to live happily ever after
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump wags dog
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(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Teens plead guilty to eliminating a few steps in flaming chicken wing recipe
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(Steamboat Today)
 
 
 
The town famous for naming a bridge "James Brown Soul Center of the Universe" seeking input on the name of a new MTB trail
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Attention, students: please do not bring roadkill alligators into the dorms
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Usually people hide their crack pipes in backyards, not their newly born babies. But, hey, it's crack
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(Some Hawaii)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steaming smoke
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Bill passed to require drug programs in all W.Va. public schools which is redundant, since when Subby attended W.Va. public schools there was already an excellent drug program in place just down the alley
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Good thing it wasn't "Let's Demonstrate Prophylactics" day in this teen's health class
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Attention all Moms: Driving with eight kids in your van does not give you group discount on breath alcohol levels
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Apparently Martin Luther King's daughter loves the new Pepsi advert. And, in related news, I have no sarcasm filter
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
For a brief window of time, the TSA website wrongly informed air travelers that it was OK to bring medical marijuana onto planes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Weapons of mass destruction, MIT, mental breakdown, Walther P22, silencer, obliterated serial number, Scientology, Las Vegas, Mork
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Study shows FL police twice as likely to shoot black people regardless of crime, which includes being black in FL
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Talking to your dog is a sign of intelligence. Unless you don't have a dog, then you're just nuts
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pentagon officials, who have clearly never watched a single episode of Star Blazers announce they are creating an assistant secretary for Space warfare position inside the USAF 's Space Command
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Passover is nearly upon us. Do you have recipes you break out for the occasion? Perhaps a request to make of those that have appropriate foods for the festivities? Show us the good stuff
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(UPI)
 
 
 
How about a nice cool glass of insecticide? er,......I mean tap water
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(CNN)
 
 
 
BREAKING: CNN reports that Trump says "Something should happen" regarding Assad and Syria. Seriously, this was breaking news on CNN
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(Brummie little midget)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hamster
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
ICE arrests 82 people, not the cleaning lady and landscaper kind, the Group W bench kind
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(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Headless body found in Snake River postively identified as Potlatch, ID, man missing since 2008
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Don Rickles was alive
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
New York approves testing for self-driving cars, wants to see if autonomous vehicles will figure out how to flip the bird at, cut off, and shoot at other drivers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutch coloring book featuring famous people unintentionally left out Mike Godwin
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
20 inventors throughout the ages whose last words may have been, "Hey everybody, watch this"
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Man startled awake by his dog, accidentally knocks gun to the ground, gets shot in thigh. Ta-da
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Person finds hope and solice after deadly storms ravage South because broken power pole looks like a cross, or something
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(Time)
 
 
 
Forget about those little holes in airplane windows and find out why airplane seats don't line up with the windows
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
A woman taking a selfie falls off a 730 foot tall bridge but only makes it 60 feet. 1. What fraction of the total distance did she fall? 2. What are the odds that the picture came out blurry and she'll have to take it again?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Badger committed to undertaking
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Explosive ATM linked to McDonalds Breakfast
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
5-Day Israeli hiking trail combines interactive VR so you can see people and buildings from ancient Galilee of 2000 years ago. Anyone you want to meet from back then?
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(WYMT)
 
 
 
Kentucky Coal Mining Museum converts to solar power
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Homeland Security would like to see proposals for a border wall. Photoshop a proposal that trumps all others
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Freak lab accident leaves man infected with strange new pig disease. He appears to have no special powers although colleagues report that he tastes great when they bite him
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
One Hundred years ago today the United States arrived late to the party and pushed World War One to the tipping point
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ellie." "Ellie who?" "LAPD offering $50,000 to pawn shop employees willing to snitch on knock-knock burglars"
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Fresno Police say they have leads on the identity of 'mermaid' found with webbed toes. In other news, Atlantis may actually be near America's Raisin Capital
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Some parents are still befuddled at the concept of two siblings sharing one bedroom. "How does it work?"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Taser International, in response to Jeff Sessions' plans to end police accountability, offers free bodycams and cloud storage to all US police agencies for one year. Also, renames itself to "Axon." Feeling nervous?
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Problem: China's waters are overfished. Solution: Send fishermen to international waters and to the waters of neighboring countries. Problem solved
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"We wanted to find out why all efforts to date to tackle distracted driving have utterly failed." Have you tried texting them?
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you assign homework to 6th graders on how they feel about frequenting gay bars, you might be an unemployed Sunshine State teacher
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(National Post)
 
 
 
One more reason to move to Canada: The Canadian Government has a massive porn collection (mildly not safe for work)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're not working and on disability don't post pictures on Facebook of yourself jet skiing and big game fishing in Costa Rica
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
F-16 Pilot ejects over Prince George's County, Maryland. Sideways pointed small arms fire suspected as the culprit
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
WWJD? Try like hell to outrun deputies in a stolen Mazda while carrying meth apparently
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 622: "Vice Vice Baby 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"But Grandma, what red eyes you have." "All the better to... hey, are you gonna eat that?"
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Did you know it's difficult -- but possible -- to keep a teaching job after four arrests in two years? (with latest mugshot)
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
"Golden shiners at center of bait debate" Not QUITE as interesting as it appears at first glance
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh that? Just your run of the mill stairway of knives. Pretty standard really
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Not all One Percenters opt to ascend Everest. Some are quite satisfied with sampling the excellent white-tablecloth champagne breakfast at Everest Base Camp prepared by top celebrity chefs and served by a talented team of Sherpas
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Way to go Hipsters, your love of broth is making bones too expensive. Jerks
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
40 percent of registered yakuza are 50 and over, a record high. "I have a chronic illness and my true feeling is wanting to retire and take it easy if there was someone I could pass (the gang) down to," grumbles 70-year-old capo
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Vietnam vet says he'd rather be sent back to the horrors of the jungle than spend a single day at a Florida reform school, in rare story where the Florida tag is for something rage-inducing rather than foolish
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
According to GADOT Commissioner, it wasn't non-combustible PVC pipe stored under I-85. It was non-combustible highly flammable HDPE pipe. Time to look for a new GADOT Commissioner
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Archer is BACK, this time as a private dick. Anybody? Are we doing phrasing this season? It's Archer: Dreamland, tonight at 10PM EDT on FX....X
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
The potato cannon was first used to launch beer for Winston Churchill
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Malibu officials are not happy about the "prank" sign some jerk-off left in their nice, quiet little beach community
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Is that Frederick Douglass in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kids, don't get drunk and then try to enter the house two doors down from your house. Bad things can happen
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boring man
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having not seen "Splash," Fresno police are asking for help identifying a wet, half-naked woman with webbed feet they found wandering around a golf course at 3am
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man dies from cow vigilante attack. In other news, India has cow vigilantes
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Shark-punching season has started in Florida
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Your Debbie Downer story of the day: What happens when you eat too much bacon
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Russian lawmaker responsible for overseeing commission preparing for 2018 world cup slips and dies. No genuinely, he slipped and hit his head. I'm not lying, it was totally an accident guys
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a rare instance where Photoshop makes things better, a guy takes his three-legged dog and gives him cartoon arms in various photos
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(Mic)
 
 
 
You'd think Stanford would be savvy enough not to fall for a blatant virtue signal instead of an actual, coherent essay in an application. You'd be wrong
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dog saves wedding party from suicide bomber, dies in the process. Will have steak served at funeral
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Give me an F Give me a U Give me a C Give me a....well that's going to cost you
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You may be cool, but you're not "guy who lives in a Boeing 727 in the middle of the woods" cool
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Landlords are threatening to call ICE on tenants that refuse to sign leases that would raise their rent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boom chick-a boom
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Russia blames gas on rebels, the dog, too much cabbage
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Russia is sending a nuclear missile submarine to the Baltic, in spite of naval officer's desire to see Montana
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Beer and ice cream: Two great tastes that shouldn't go together, especially all over the Interstate
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
An exotic dancer got a call at work from the babysitter that the dog had gotten loose. Then things got weird
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Best Korean blows cash on racy lingerie for his harem, bubbly and cheese. It's good to be the king
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Manchester overrun by "spice zombies." SUMMON THE KWISATZ HADERACH
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So much depends upon/a fark writers thread/glazed with strong adverbs/beside the short excerpts. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After 1.75 miles, world's largest tunnel-cutting machine finally breaks through to the other side. Behold the boring video
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Police: Woman found wet and nearly naked, claiming to be a mermaid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Jersey bill calls for a $1,000 tax credit for organ donors. Difficulty: Convincing a transplant patient to accept an organ donation from someone from New Jersey
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Online debate rumbles on over the correct spelling of "whoa," sparking fears of a Bill & Ted reboot
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(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bannon removed from National Security Council. Is it Christmas already?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dictionary.com adds 300 new words including "dabbing," "man-bun" and "sext". Which are all words used by people who will never ever use Dictionary.com
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
Pretty standard "LOL, penis" Mirror.co.uk story about a wrong text prank, but it's worth it for the "Why does Getty have a graphic for this?" image at the top of the story (SFW)
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(Time)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump: "I don't know the meaning of the word 'complicit.'" Merriam-Webster: "HOLD MY FLAGON OF ALE I GOT THIS"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered what Jesus and his Apostles ate during the Last Supper? The details in the painting are broken down. Bon appetit
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
The full crucifixion experience for just £750? You bet someone has a problem with this
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
"939? What the hell is that? Oh, my life is ruined." "You just have to remember three extra numbers." "Oh, if only it were that easy Marge"
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this totally rad chopper, dude
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Milk tanker overturns on L.A. freeway leaving 7 injured, thousands crying
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hold my beer, mate, and watch this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to America, now give me all your social media accounts and passwords
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
BLM: Pay no attention to this mysterious hole in the middle of the Arizona desert that was built in the 1950s and nobody knows what it was for. You go on your merry way and we'll take care of back-filling it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A British DJ samples the Muslim call to prayer during his set in a Tunisian nightclub. Somehow, he did not figure this would be offensive in a Muslim country
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the love of God, just leave the farking sea alone
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If the pile of dead animals on your property is so big that the EPA has to be called in, you just might be in Florida
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
High school students give their principal the Woodward and Bernstein treatment
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you really want to keep your cat amused and entertained all day, just install a baby in a bouncy swing in your house
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Add mail to the list of deadly things in Australia
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Woman convicted in pizza-delivery-man-neck-bomb plot dies in prison
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Tue April 04, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Math problem: 32-year-old teacher + 5 drinks + open container instructs 14-year-old boy to drive them to Waffle House. How many miles will they travel before being pulled over by the police? Show your work
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Pickup truck plunges into lake near Sanford. Lamont's really going to get it this time
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Is the F-35 a trillion dollar mistake? Nah, try multi-trillion dollar mistake by the time it's all fixed
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Feds shut down Bicycle Casino in money laundering investigation. It seems that crooks would buy chips with dirty money, gamble a bit, then cash in the chips for clean money. They have this cute little washer-dryer in the count room
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(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Washington Secretary of State asks supporters to send her pictures of their feet in silly socks. Kinky. To show support for her fight with cancer. Well, crap, now I just feel bad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Pima County Sheriff's department needs help with the design of their new cruisers. Surely we can come up with some winning designs. Fark Photoshoppers...start your engines
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
The end of 3.2 beer in Utah could be decided by other states
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
GDOT says I-85 repairs in ATL could be done PDQ
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man trying to do his best 'Leonardo DiCaprio in an airline uniform' poses as crew member and gets busted with $85K worth of cocaine in suitcase at JFK Airport
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Washington state prison encourages hobbies: weight lifting, reading up on the law, saving the world from "colony collapse disorder"
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Parents call the emergency services fearing their son may be suffering from psychiatric problems, so he steals the ambulance and goes on a joyride. Proving them right
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
One 144-pound snake is scary, but 144 one-pound snakes would be gross
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(Some Planners)
 
 
 
Photoshop these constructive fellows
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Texas lawmakers taking steps to legalize fantasy sports. Excellent, all my years of practicing wombat jousting are finally going to pay off
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Necronomicon smuggled out of North Korea
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Detective cracks 5,300-year-old Iceman murder. The coldest case ever
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Could Britain ever invade Spain over the future of Gibraltar? It already did
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Syria's moderate rebels to form a new alliance, excluding both mild and spicy rebels
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lawyer finally finds a client he cannot defend ethically - Sheriff Joe. Bonus: just weeks before trial set to start
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis man who was a former pastor, martial arts instructor and current owner of Dojo Pizza, has been charged with possession of child porn, faces 20 years in prison and some really intensive sessions with a career counselor
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Drunk Lives Matter
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pink diamond sold for $71 million. Inspector Clouseau keeping an eye on Sir Charles Lytton just in case it goes missing
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
We all know Golden Retrievers love the water, but they really love it when they can 'play' with their friends the dolphins
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
I'm not trying to alarm you or anything, but Gwyneth Paltrow may be trying to kill you
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Indiana windshield turkey trifecta complete
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Horse rescued after a Taco Bell run. Why the horse wanted Taco Bell is anybody's guess
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Christians upset over chocolate manufacturer's removal of Germanic fertility goddess' name from traditional pagan egg-hunting rite
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russia names a suspect from one of the 'stans. Dammit, Stan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this easy rider
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Consciousness is an illusion - it's robots, all the way down
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Boiler explosion at box factory in St. Louis creates a tsunami of freak occurrences that would do justice to a "Final Destination" movie
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nothing says you're a feminist like defending Roger Ailes in his latest harassment suit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
He is risen
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man fails the "Tex-Ass Challenge." Death-by-weird-food-challenge trifecta is now in play, in what may be the most American trifecta in history
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Mon April 03, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
New federal rules require franchise pizza parlors to list all 34 million combinations of pizza on signage, many question whether it's really kneaded
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Why grandma won't take us to the zoo anymore
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The date for filing tax returns is always April 15. Except when it's not. Like this year. It's Tuesday, April 18. Huh?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Cool guys walk away from explosions. Admittedly, the cool guy dress code includes more than just your underwear
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(Time)
 
 
 
Yale students say they've found an all-natural citrus cure for hangovers. Florida students test it, say it goes great in vodka
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important to us, To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1. To use the services of Russian hackers, press 2, To request election interference, press 3"
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Ask Me About My Knife-Wielding, Home Invading Grandson: "Brass knuckles against an AR-15? C'mon. Who was afraid for their life?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Aw heck, it's that time again
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange window
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
All those who booked, all that is gone, new rates to come, and everyone's needing to rebook their room, when the sun is eclipsed by the moon
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(Newstalk)
 
 
 
The Tasmanian Tiger, believed to have gone extinct 80 years ago, may be neither extinct nor living in Tasmania. Still not a tiger, though
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT "tunein" to Paul's Memory Bank for 2 hours of songs starting with the letter "H" (yup, still imaginative) spanning the 50's through the 80's
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Student dies after pancake eating contest. Trump blames the International House of Pancakes, says it gives him the crepes
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Prom-bound grandma got run over by grinchy school board
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Apparently, this box of "Fish Eye" Chardonnay has won "200 awards." What awards? Let's make up some awards that it might have won:
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
911 OPERATOR: "Man, I'm glad that lady finally stopped calling us." "Why did she stop?" "I dunno"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Alarming photographs of a pure white nut-muncher have emerged from Hastings UK
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Study finds babies cry more in Britain, Canada and The Netherlands than any other countries, possibly as they realize they have a life of boiled food, deprecating comparisons to the US or jokes about Dutch Rudders ahead of them
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
This is the face of evil. Or maybe it's the face of stupid. Either way, it's the face of someone who skipped court after sending death threats to the parent of a Sandy Hook victim
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's missing
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tripadvisor review calls pub terrible and complains that breakfast should have been included in the £60 fee. Somehow they fail to mention that the staff helped to save the life of one member of the party
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Water cooler starts fire
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House releases official portrait of the First Lady, by master artist Air Brush (Not safe for work images on page)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Man dies after argument over late newspaper delivery. For those of you under thirty, a newspaper was an ancient method of delivering news via dead trees
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Be careful where you leave your vibrating penis ring because your girlfriend's niece might mistake it for a pretty pink bracelet
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How many fish from the Detroit River is it safe to eat? It depends on the type, experts say: four Rock bass a month, two Bullhead, and just stay away from the Brown Trout
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Behold, Pharaoh, your new Pyramid." "Uh, why do the walls look like that?" "Well, it's our first attempt, sir"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
De-escalation, foul pole defacing, and how Ford rolls. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-03-26 to Sat 2017-04-01
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Doctors perform surgery on a baby still in the womb. Mostly so the insurance company couldn't consider it another person with a preexisting condition and cancel the coverage
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Uber noticed their "independent drivers" weren't working enough hours to meet service goals. They considered paying them more, but after laughing themselves to death they hired behavioral psychologists to create ways to trick drivers into working longer
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
21 years ago today, the Unabomber is finally arrested for his role of multiple deadly bombings, stealing large pots with 7,9 offsuit
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Plaintiffs: We claim Trump incited violence against us. Federal Judge: I'll allow it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Intelligence says ISIS has developed undetectable laptop computer explosives. Samsung immediately sues for copyright infringement
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(Some Mutton Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sheep negotiation
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
The ice caps in Greenland have officially melted past the point of no return. Thanks, Trump
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion in St. Petersburg metro station. Also of note, Putin is in town for a meeting with the leader of Belarus
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(BBC)
 
 
 
One man patrols the mean streets of a city in England, righting wrongs and defending the language. Meet the Grammar Vigilante, armed only with his self-made weapon, The Apostrophiser (video)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police say that race played no role in the killing of an unarmed black man and that their officers are willing to murder any civilian, regardless of their skin color
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Robber: Gimme all your money. Teller: (walks away). Robber: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (walks away)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There once was a poet, Yevgeny / Respected by Russians a-plen'y / His health, it got worse / Now he's inked his last verse / And on each of his eyes lies a penny
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
And we have another nominee for the most Florida story ever on our hands
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Shaun of the Dead Medieval version
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Inside the life of The Candyman: "I come up with a new sex position every week." (Warning: Possibly not safe for work images)
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Man jumps a fence to attempt to pet a sleeping lion at the Denver Zoo, ends up getting cited for trespassing and is lucky he didn't end up the lion's dinner
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