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Sun April 02, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you can't tell a real Ferrari from a MR2 kit car then you shouldn't be an insurance company (Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Red Bull gives you ... immunity from prosecution
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Laptop-totin' Grizzly is smarter than the average bear
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Oh I'm sorry, I can't find a burglar in the shower, go to my other house, grab a gun, return, and shoot the burglar dead? I thought this was America
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(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop these guys rushing to get on the bus
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Don't lie, you'll be watching the new Ghost in the Shell no matter how much you liked the original. So while you're standing in line, you can take the Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
"Am I the only 26-year-old in the world who hates yoga?"
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Life Tip #22: When receiving meth in the mail, make sure your address is correct. Life Tip #23: If the police call to tell you they found your missing package, going to the station to pick it up may not be your best option
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Public is asked to name a new ferry. What happened next was inevitable
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
"Doctors failing patients who drink too much." Darwin working overtime. Hold my beer and watch this
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this family out for a drive
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oreo's new cookie flavor seemed like an April Fools' joke to us all, but it wasn't
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How bad has CNN reporting become? Well, a giant cargo ship has gone missing and Wolf Blitzer hasn't even got an erection yet
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday needs to satisfy its sweet tooth this week with a bag of store bought cookies. What do you recommend?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1513, Ponce de Leon discovers Florida. Fark tag appears two days later
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"My year as a dominatrix in a Los Angeles sex dungeon"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Homeless man accused of starting the I-85 Atlanta highway fire due to a crack habit ordered held on a completely reasonable $200,000 bail
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Angry Jeep driver pushes badly parked car into its own space
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Thunderbirds are go ... for 87-year-old astronaut Buzz Aldrin today
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Wearing a breast cancer t-shirt to a family gathering at a restaurant? That's a call to the police
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Police raid tetraplegic for his medical cannabis, resulting in his caregivers quitting without notice. The arrestocrats
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man saves his fiancé from being abducted by two men outside their home by shooting at them. Guess who gets arrested?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this downhill biker
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Being underwater
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Wondering how business has been for the North Carolina restaurant that banned kids?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brexit means the UK will have to spend £500 million on brand new passports because the old ones said "European Union" on them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Legal pot is ruining Denver's restaurant industry, mostly because the stoners they used to be able to work to death as line cooks and busboys for minimum wage are now pulling down $22/hr + benefits working in hothouses and dispensaries
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
He was just a young driver, just out on his second job
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Sat April 01, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Come for the fireworks in Paris, stay for the pelting of burning hot "spears" of debris
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Boston Farkers Pub Crawl Returns April 2nd @ 1:00 PM, details in thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Family is picking up the new pup on Wednesday. 8 week old male black lab. Need name suggestions, I'll add the best to the current list and the family will vote. Current list as suggested by family: Jake, Duke, Yuma, Cuervo
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hundreds of yellow cars flooded into a picturesque Cotswold village today to support a retiree whose canary yellow car was vandalized by locals who thought it was an eyesore
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Intense rains and rising rivers overnight in Colombia leave 154 dead, 400 injured and 220 missing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was a 9-foot-tall alien, but it was a 9-foot-tall alien
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Cristiano Ronaldo's bronze bust
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
When 104 you reach, look this good you will not
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In swanky English restaurants, tea is the new wine, and establishments appropriately employ tea sommeliers to advise diners on correct tea to pair with food
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Think you know everything about April Fools Day? Well, the joke is on you
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(Buddy the Elf)
 
 
 
At least it's not well done and smothered in ketchup
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Aliens just landed their ship near me and they are asking to be taken to the planet's leader. Who do I send them to? Need advice soonish on this because they look really POed about something
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Show us your fridge or pantry
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(The Mighty)
 
 
 
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
ISIS has an immediate opening for an energetic, dynamic propaganda chief who can avoid US airstrikes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the breast cancer survivor who walked topless from Biloxi to D.C. to confront Congress? A journalist finally actually investigated the story, raising questions about the importance of truth versus the value of an inspiring symbol
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this camel-toed man
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So I fed my dog some Cesar's Meat Lasagna dog food. It smelled quite good, and doesn't taste bad at all. What surprised you today?
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have to drive to the courthouse to pick up a ankle monitor you should probably avoid taking the SUV you stole. Just saying
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(Some Dish Of A Guy)
 
 
 
There are two other kinds of people in the world: those who pre-wash dishes before putting them in the dishwasher and those who understand what the word "dishwasher" means
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm back. The modmins are greening everything. How drunk are they?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I want a smart and trainable pet, so fish and cats are right out. Other than dogs what are my other good options?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Everything you heard about lonely, unhappy single people is wrong"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Since the politics tab has been taken over, I declare TFD the place for all political discussion. So, what dumb shiat has King Cheeto done so far today?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hold still, darling - we just want to get an adorable picture of you with the CRIKEY
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do they call the "Texas" style Whopper in Texas to make it sound more exotic to Texans?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I was given a couple large bottles of Sangria syrup (Starbucks brand). What can I make with this that a plebe like myself would enjoy? Non-alcoholic drinks preferred but I am open to anything. ...Anything
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Researchers think newly discovered tunnels in South America were dug out by giant sloths. Talk about a slow news day
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In honor of the day, the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the books that make you laugh out loud everytime you read them. Other than Drew's book, of course, as that one is obvious
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man accused of pulling a gun, shooting at a car and unlawful use of a donut. Wait, what?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last night my Roomba came home late smelling of Carpet Fresh, and it has new paint job: red with a white tail. I think it joined the Dirt Devils
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(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
Farewell John Harrison, Tuskegee Airman, USAF retired and Peace Corps administrator in East Africa
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you have the time, here are the world's most stylish clocks. Bonus: not a slideshow
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chess player
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three arrested in connection with overpass collapse. Beware; auto-play video
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
There are two types of people in the world: those who refrigerate their bread and those who actually have a working brain
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(AP News)
 
 
 
High winds? High waves? Dinky little sailboat? Big pier? Checkaroonie all around
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
California smokers face a 40% price increase starting today (no joke) after state voters confirmed that not all taxes are created equal
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Some humans believe in love at first sight. In the case of Tres and Lilly, you could say it was love at first sniff, just in time for Caturday
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cool: Wildflowers bloom in the California desert after record rains, leaving a beautiful landscape. Fail: Thousands of tourists descend upon the desert, offending locals and creating traffic jams
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
So I wanted in and I created a name, started posting on the Fark, where to start my game? All these greats around, would I find my place? To play my part, drinkin' Heinekens and IPAs. (...they brought the lulz, and I'm still glad they ponified me.)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's April Fools' Day. Come up with a good headline that would make a good gag for this special day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh My 2018
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Spain: BREXIT means we get Gibraltar
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gilbert Baker dead at 65. Rainbow flags to be flown at half-staff
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Police officers build beeping Easter eggs so that visually impaired children can join in on the hunt. "Every kid loves Easter and finding Easter eggs and this is just a way to let everybody participate in it"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
School located on continent where lethal animals are always hunting you and the dandelions are poisonous has decided that cartwheels are just too dangerous
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Fearless Russian men hug and then ride brown bears. Which is totally not gay somehow
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Someone figured out how to grow rock candy inside of chocolate shells. Chocolate geodes anyone?
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Get your defibrillators ready: Extra potent coffee that can cause heart palpitations now available
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Putin shows his toughness and opens his heart to Donald Trump amid Arctic ice while chanelling Ronald Reagan
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
50 totally doable April Fool's Day pranks. "Dude, I totally had sex with your mom yesterday" not included
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Japan - they kill things that we like
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three college students arrested for an $8,000 prostitution deal after police carry out undercover sting operation at a hotel. At least it was a memorable spring break
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Those hippies who grow your pot are at it again. "...the results came back positive for multiple pesticides, including one that can become hydrogen cyanide when heated--a [...] substance once used in gas chambers." But weed is, like, natural, man
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(Some Unused Seatbelt)
 
 
 
Photoshop this family having too much fun to be safe
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta Journal Constitution: Here are answers to your questions about the I-85 bridge collapse. Why did the bridge collapse? We don't know
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New principal suspends half of high school after unexcused repeat absences. Joe Clark approves
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(Newser)
 
 
 
If you haven't scored Valium or an elf cutout from your Uber yet, you're not trying hard enough
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Government offers student loan forgiveness program to convince workers to spend 10 years in government service jobs, neglects to mention that there's no actual loan forgiveness at the other end of the tunnel
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
That time I hung out with Carlos The Jackal while wearing my yarmulke
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
World's worst thief gets locked in vault during attempted heist
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Anywhere else, if you plan an armed robbery, you'd usually have at least one whole gun. Of course, this is Florida
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(Some Guy Down Under)
 
 
 
Photoshop these vagabonds on a van
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you ever said to yourself, "Self, I wish someone would have the decency, courage, and creativity to finally create a statue of pregnant Beyonce made out of brie cheese, and call it 'Brie-Once'," then today's your lucky day
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
California legalizes weed, then raises cigarette tax $2. Man, it's like a conspiracy, man, because the corporations are like milking the, uh, milking...you got any Oreos, man?
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Your dog wants steak but your cow gets amnesty
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Falkland Islands prepare for another in a long string of Blue Mondays as Argentina uses the Brexit threat to stage a new coup on the island
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle's bikeshare program, Pronto, closes down after millions spent to acquire bikes and install stations. It seems the general public never got stoked about bicycling around a rainy, hilly city to do stuff
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Georgia governor declares a state of emergency as Atlanta traffic becomes slightly worse
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's your favorite way to present seafood when you're trying to impress? Show us the good stuff, don't be stingy and shellfish
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(AOL)
 
 
 
California may yet destroy the world
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
South Carolina golfers stunned to see massive alligator "the size of a dinosaur" casually saunter across the course as if it were Florida
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Has the world seemed darker and gloomier than ever lately? If you're in Seattle, you're not just imagining things
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Manatees now classified as 'threatened,' which is less dire. To be fair, a dire manatee sounds like a pretty bad random encounter in Dungeons and Dragons
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
If you're old and driving, experts say that wearing a seatbelt will yield the same results as if you were not wearing a seatbelt
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Turkeys are apparently now the kamikazes of Indiana
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Eiffel Tower opens this day in 1889, is immediately voted "most disappointing tourist attraction"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, the most important question plaguing the country has been answered: Is it legal to own a sloth as a pet in the U.S.?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these balls getting cold
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
In proof that good things come to those who wait, this man gets to keep his $15,200 he found on the street one year ago after nobody claimed it
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Dept. of Agriculture gives away free hog traps to curb state's free-range bacon problem
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Do not spit on a 7-year-old boy while hurling "vile" abuse at passers-by. That and don't be homeless with $25,000 on you. People frown upon that
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And the BREXIT triggered brain drain commences
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Dead whale on the beach? "Blow it up." Big boulder blocking highway? "Blow it up." Dynamite is Oregon's answer to everything. With "it blowed up real good" video
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
If you shoot at a drone in Connecticut, it might just shoot back
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Man gets covered in insects escaping floodwaters in, you guessed it, Australia
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Penis seat goes where?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So, what does selling your internet history really mean?
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just an alligator in a furniture store, presumably visiting dead relatives
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Flush with the success of Flamin Hot Cheetos, a Frito Lay plant is trying new Artillery Shell and Mortars flavor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lonely people report more cold symptoms, mostly with shoulders
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman OK after suspect flees police, crashes into her car. Man, I certainly wouldn't be OK with that
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
One reason your health care costs so much? Indecipherable medical bills
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down the line of cocaine ♪
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
IRS wastes 22% of its budget ($2.76 billion) on information technology
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Police find $30,000 cannabis stash at stoners' apartment after being called to 7am disturbance. If these stoners have been fighting AND waking up at 7am, it's not a great advert for their weed
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Today's random dude duct taped to a yield sign is brought to you by the city of Houston, Texas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese government spokesman says "there is no such thing" as man-made island created by China in the South China Sea, and besides, all the building they are putting up on them are for civilian, not military purposes
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The customer is always right, except when they try to buy stuff with a mound of pennies. Or when they wave guns around and threaten to kill you for not accepting them, that's not right either but it's certainly Florida
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
A newly-engaged man is facing charges after he confessed to painting his marriage proposal on the side of a Sheffield Lake building
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Today's outrage is brought to you by ***spins wheel*** the 'Pig Scramble'
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these big stones
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(US State Department)
 
 
 
On This Day in 1867 USA Purchases Alaska From Russia for 3 Bottles of Vodak
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(WSBTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Looks like Sherman's back
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Homeland Security chief says mothers and children won't be separated at the border. Dads can GTFO though
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Restaurant boasts 30 kinds of ranch dressing and lines out the door. This is what passes for excitement in Missouri
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(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Flynn offers to testify in exchange for immunity, Jeff Bridges giving him back that arcade
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Teens caught feeding a horse cigarettes. At least they didn't feed a camel
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(Daily Express)
 
Weeners
 
Sausage dog gets stuck in fence, firefighters bring mustard
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you take good old fashioned road head and crank it up to Florida
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Newspaper columnist suspended over controversial column that was "accidentally" published. What could be so wro-- ok, who does that?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX tries for the first reused first-stage launch of the SES-10 satellite from Cape Canaveral, FL. There will be a landing attempt on the barge and a 30% chance of a weather delay. The launch window opens at 6:27pm EDT and will last for 2.5 hours
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(The Local)
 
 
 
A lot of Spaniards speaking with a British accent? Blame Brexit
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Multiple Sclerosis is a disabling disease of the brain and spinal cord where the immune system attacks the protective sheath that covers nerve fibers and causes communication problems between your brain and your body. It's caused by demonic possession
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A few oysters can be an aphrodisiac, while too many can be fatal. Specifically, a semi-truck full of them running into you
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Have you visited a library today? Because one just opened up on Route 222 in PA today, DIRECTLY on Route 222
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bird of prey
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
'Arsenal' seized in home of alleged Bloods gang member. What the heck are they doing in Newark? They've got Manchester City coming up this Sunday
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme has to change its name in the UK because British people have trouble pronouncing it
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Mother beats up her daughter's rival at school. And then it gets weird, well weird for most states anyway
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Two words: shark. nado
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angel of Death gets to meet himself
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
What are the odds that your girlfriend, who drives for Uber, is going to pick up your other girlfriend at the airport and bring her right to your front door? (Not safe for work content in sidebar/below article)
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(AOL)
 
 
 
"And now, a brief word from our sponsors. Hail, Xenu"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kambalny volcano in the Kamchatka peninsula erupts for the first time in 250 years, forcing players to reroute their infantry, cavalry and artillery into Alaska, Mongolia and Irkutsk
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Having solved all of our Russian woes, the Justice Department goes after America's greatest scourge: Illegal eel trafficking
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-22 Raptor is now equipped with our most modern air-to-air missiles, but can't take full advantage of them since Raptor pilots prefer to wear monocles. No, really
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(AOL)
 
 
 
And just when you thought nothing good came from the Ivy Leagues, Yale brings us: the ultimate hangover cure
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trucker drives 47 hours non-stop from Seattle to Massachusetts with help of crystal meth, LSD and cocaine. Gets arrested. Baller
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Cameron admits he never liked the EU. But this is the Daily Mail so now it's doubtful David Cameron even exists
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The future of the internet will be decided by how we deal with Trolls. Interesting article about trolling to the left, Drew to the right
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Travel Protip: when waiting at the gate for your flight, if you discover the .38 snubbie that TSA missed in your purse, just keep it to yourself
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Capitol hill errant driver to be issued handicapped plates
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Author of "The Anarchist Cookbook," died last year, but few people knew until last week
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Say what you will about speed cameras, at least people drive slower now, right?
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mountain lion was totes for goats
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
10 reasons why you can't lose your baby weight. I told you, you have to put rocks in the bag before you throw it in the water
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Man who rescued a dying baby bear could now face charges for rescuing a dying baby bear
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(Slate)
 
 
 
All our trash is starting to create a new geological layer in the earth. Make your predictions here about what scientists will call it in a million years
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop the M51 Whirlpool Galaxy
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
NC Legislature: Here's a compromise to repeal the Bathroom Bill, but we'll limit LGBT protections and count them as 3/5th for representation. So, can we get those NCAA Championship venues back?
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(Milton Keynes Citizen)
 
 
 
Pupils defend super hot teacher after she is suspended over 'inappropriate' selfie shot
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Security officer shoots and kills terrorist at Honolulu airport. And by terrorist I mean family dog that got loose
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Over a six-year period, community colleges received 41 billion in tax dollars, bringing in more money from taxes than student tuition and receiving more federal cash than 16 state governments. Oh did I say community colleges? I meant the Ivy League
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(Architizer)
 
 
 
Gentlemen of Fark, do you dare? The stakes were raised by this slatted chair
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
There are a lot worse places to die in the world than inside the closet of an all-girl's high school
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Local crazy person John McAfee wants Morgan Freeman to play him in a movie where he snorts a ton of bath salts, drinks liquid cocaine, masturbates, and yells at the camera for two hours
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Drug Dealing 101: Never post illegal activities to the internet. Ever
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New picture book 'Santa's Husband' portrays Santa in a gay, interracial relationship. NTTAWWT
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Siberia's permafrost keeps exploding despite repeated attempts to blame it on the dog
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(Reykjavik Grapevine (Iceland))
 
 
 
Iceland record-breaking baby boom appears 9 months after historic World Cup victory. UPDATE: Story is false. LGT site with corrected story
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Someone is trying to take credit for coining "on fleek"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jessie Jackson smacks Dutch tourist with his cane for no apparent reason
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 621: "Lines". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 29, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A 13-second MMA video clip shows how humanity can bring fighting with each other to a complete halt
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Single mom banned from attending father-daughter school dance when she shows up dressed as 'Dad'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's what Tropical Cyclone Debbie looked like from the International Space Station. Which was probably a good, safe distance to observe it from
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(KFOX Las Cruces)
 
 
 
Herbalife, which is totally not a scam, ordered to pay $200 million for scamming people
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. We hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
This bank heist mastermind's story would be just like Ocean's 11... if George Clooney or Matt Damon ended up rotting in a maximum-security prison
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit kangaroo IDed. At least it didn't OD
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Man steals book from library and returns it 35 years later. Plus a $200 donation. Plus the book restored. Plus the author signing it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horsey ride
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'm guessing from the full facial tattoos that beating up his pregnant girlfriend is just one in a long line of bad choices
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(Network World)
 
 
 
IBM says cybercriminals are just going farking crazy: spam has rebloomed 400% and ransomware has just gone nuts
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
They be all like you need pants in Orlando
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Five-year-old girl suspended from kindergarten because she played with a stick that looked like a gun. In other news, what the hell is wrong with people?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Standing high in a van to take the best selfies of incoming planes at the start of an active airstrip. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Donna Betts, wife of founding Allman Brothers member, Dickie Betts, arrested on 18 counts of aggravated assault after pointing rifle at over 100 people from her dock
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Yesterday, Congress killed internet privacy, so let's support a crowdfunding campaign that seeks to purchase and publish the search histories of all U.S. lawmakers responsible for this
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news: craft brewery numbers are up. Bad news: some have 'tasting room ambassadors' instead of bartenders
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pic of Paul Ryan announcing pulling of health care bill
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
In Canada, milk comes in bags. Here is the history of our bags, jugs and snippets
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And because for some reason it didn't exist already, UK set to make a law to make police tell the truth in court or be jailed
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police do not have a right to search your house without a warrant if they find your toddler wandering around outside. Even if you're a motorcycle with a grow-op in your basement
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brain implants help paralyzed man drink coffee on his own for 1st time in years. Still no cure for cancer, but hey coffee
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Medical MJ bill in Florida says you can't smoke, vape, or eat it. There's always injecting like Becky. RIP Becky
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
The fall of the 'Zion Curtain' has begun with new Utah liquor law
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Akbar trapped
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember the story about Trump's lawyers going after a 17-year-old girl who runs a cat website? Well, about that
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Capitol Hill: Good guys with guns stop bad driver with car
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Vogue model discovered in Vermont coffee shop. Not that she was missing, mind you
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Outrage follows when a video is posted of a 13-year-old boy's excessive pat-down by what appears to be the TSA's chief pedophile
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Don't mind me, just letting a cobra drink water from my bottle
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
In reasoned response to single hobo armed with an ice cream, Fresno Police deploy 50 cars, K9, 2 choppers, 2 ambulances, fire truck, robot, SWAT team, another SWAT team, crisis negotiating team, and destroyed some guy's home the hobo was hiding in
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
North Carolina bathroom bill could cost the state $3.7 billion. Or in other terms - 7.4 billion urinal cakes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Staffordshire Bull Terrier owner: "You see there are no bad Staffies, just bad Staffie owners and.....AAHHHHH, uhhhHHHh, hrghhhuuuu, HHHggrruhhhHHhh, AAAAHHHH, OH GOD, SOMEONE HELP ME, AAAAHH"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these floating pears
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
You know what goes great with raw oysters? Norovirus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Helicopter hog hunting may be a thing in Oklahoma soon
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Brexit begins. God save the Queen and all that bollocks
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Not sayin anyone's at fault here or anything but the state of Michigan has to pay the city of Flint $87 million
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
IPA hater to the left. IPA hater hate to the right
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Teens aren't getting enough sleep, so let's blame the school bus drivers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All Glory to the Hypnodog
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
After asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs, life quickly, uh... found a way
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
When hunting tornadoes, you need to watch the skies, but keep an eye on the road, too
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Dumbass spring breakers use shark to open beer can, because of course they do
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Google rolls out new tool for the police
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The first rule of the Illuminati: Never admit that there is an Illuminati
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Four years after introducing electronic tracking bracelets, Disney theme parks report 50 percent of guests wear them, making their experience better and helping Disney collect shiat-ton of maybe-anonymized, maybe-not data about you and your location
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrorists invade English supermarket Asda. Just kidding, they were Japanese tourists who were wearing surgical masks, as is tradition. Never mind
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Former county employee accused of stealing $27,000 from 360 strippers, one at a time
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for trying to sell baby on Craigslist. That is horrible. They'd have gotten a much better price on eBay
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a man walking a kangaroo down a Detroit street
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Just as you suspected, beef taquitos may have rubber or plastic in them
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The fake doctor behind the "toxic tush" death pleads no contest to charges, gets ten years in prison
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Little House on the Glacier edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: Burglary. Worse: Getting your pants stuck on a fence while escaping. Fark: You're upside down, hanging on the fence, pants around your ankles. Yes, there's a picture
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
'Beauty and the Beast' comes from a long line of stories about women hooking up with animals
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Is that a gun in your rectum, or are you just happy to see me?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russian soldiers advance within hand grenade range of US troops in Syria. Thanks, Obama
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yeah, they're annoying little hyperactive fur balls and I hate them too, but this may be a slight overreaction
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Porn filter for smart phones will have them all using flip phones again in Alabama
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Happy Oberon Day, Michigan. Wait, that was yesterday? Farking hell, how much did I have?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Thieves steal thousands from man after telling him he has bug on his leg
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Multivitamins are multi-useless
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this falling hockey player
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexico governor says Chihuahua too weak to fight cartels. No kidding, I mean look how tiny and frail those things are. Maybe try a pit bull instead?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you misplaced your Ferrari two years ago, the London police would like to talk to you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ancient tissue found in 195 million-year-old dinosaur rib; promptly slathered in Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Remember that landlord who wouldn't let out his houses to battered women? Turns out he won't let "coloureds" live in his houses either, because he doesn't like them making the house smell of curry. Apparently this is a repeat of 1972
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Chicken lays egg bigger than an apple and heavier than a major league baseball. "When I was in there it seemed like one chicken was all light and happy" and possibly smoking a cigarette
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Smurfette removed from movie posters in Israeli town over fears of inciting blue balls
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"This is the pilot. If you look out of the window to the right you'll see us shutting down the engine and dumping fuel"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Levi Strauss - History's Greatest Monster
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Jack Russell with an addiction to COCA-COLA has to have twelve teeth removed
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Someone used a cement pig to try to break into UPS store
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Police searching for woman who jumps into cars and demands rides on the north side. So that's what kids are calling it nowadays
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail decides Britain isn't sufficiently embarrassed and allocates their front page to a sexiest legs contest between Theresa May and Nicola Sturgeon. Who wins? No one wins
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Woman puts butt on cop's leg, threatens to poop
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Another sign the end of times is upon us, they're hearing sinister 'apocalyptical trumpet' noises from the sky in Nottingham, England again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
One-legged woman allowed to sue Kentucky cops for framing her. Cop neglected to mention her one-legged status when testifying that she dragged a dead person to a bridge and tossed the body off the bridge
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It is your fault the Arctic ice is melting. It is your fault the world is descending into chaos. It is your fault Take That are reuniting
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Enjoy tacos on this Tuesday, but just don't enjoy 'Taco Tuesday' unless you're treating your legal team and gearing up for a fight
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this campus QR capture
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you had sixteen tons of cocaine shipped to Port Everglades, police want you to know the shipment has arrived and you can pick it up whenever you like
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Brace yourself for this: Crayola is retiring a color from its 24-count box for the first time ever
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to impregnate her captive with syringe charged with forced labor
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A horse is a horse, of course, of course. And no one should mess with a horse, of course. That is, of course, unless the horse has a boner... in which case the correct move is to rub baby oil on it in front of a group of teens. Oh, and you're drunk
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Everyone else, just throw a bible through a mosque's glass door
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
I love you Mr. Robot
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Thanks to a driver with lightning-fast reflexes, bus narrowly avoids getting thrown under the Earth by sinkhole in Nanning, China
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A supersonic jet that could turn London to New York into a day trip has received £26million funding
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A quick update on farker soosh, host of the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show (LGT previous thread)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
But he's white, how can he be a terrorist?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Jumping out of a pickup truck at 65 MPH is one thing if you want to get away from the driver. But... what if you ARE the driver?
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Fire at former biker clubhouse breaks out. Man in skull faced t-shirt seen on roof of neighboring property
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Many people have been hurt by Italy's banking crisis, including this girl run over by the Italian Banking Crisis Parade Float
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I can't stress this enough: if you're going to be a drug dealer, have security cameras at home
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Yeah, these busted spring breakers are smiling right now. But when they get home and find out Mom and Dad know how to use the internet...
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Forget the stock market, gold, or bonds ... The best investment since 1971 is a Plymouth Barracuda, which has increased 58,000% in value over time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude cats prefer spending time with humans over eating food
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Library reconsidering "hands-off" policy on Internet porn
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sanitation workers help a woman find her wedding and engagement rings that she threw away by accident. The workers admitted that finding the rings was much easier than figuring out where the dump ended and New Jersey began
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Antici...
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Worst days in a woman's life, which ended in a lengthy hospital stay, leads to worst day in a paramedic's life
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The captain and crew of the New York City-bound ferryboat known simply as Hull 200 spotted their first big alligator just before noon on Friday. And, eagerly anticipated as it was, it turned out to be a bad omen
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(Some Copy Editor)
 
 
 
The latest sign that society is collapsing and the end is near: AP stylebook updated to allow the singular they
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
After the "girls in leggings" fiasco this week, here are some thoughts about what IS acceptable to wear on an airplane
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank continues its imaginative choice of show themes by bringing you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "G", spanning from 1946 through 1978
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Like a broke college student, Illinois turns to selling pot to make ends meet
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(Some Hawaiian Noises)
 
 
 
Photoshop these students on the move
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Some badass diver just pulled a metal hook out of a shark's belly..and the shark was more than grateful
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Duke still sucks, but laundry is objectively the absolute worst thing in the world
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
If not for a selfie, macaque might still be languishing in obscurity... ~giggle~
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Not sure where to spend your next vacation? This may help: Arkansas is desperate to find volunteers to witness executions
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
"Knowing everything is priced by the pound, I thought I was being smart and conscientious when I filled up the smallest container with mashed potatoes"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Meat crackdown leaves shortage in Uttar Pradesh. That's right, you're out of luck if you wanted Uttar meat crack
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Dysentery was only one way to die on the Oregon Trail. Others included typhoid, snakebite, and road rage
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After public transportation breaks down in the Bay Area, Lyft and Uber rates surge to "unbelievable prices." Hippies demand an explanation for this whole Supply/Demand scheme
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Mother of the year candidate got so drunk she couldn't remember where her daughter said she was going to be, so she called 911 to report a kidnapping
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police determine London car attacker was not an ISIS terrorist; he was just a garden-variety arsehole
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gardening gal
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Two surfers address a California city council meeting pitching an idea for a Paul Walker statue to be erected because we live in "gnarly" times and "2017 has been a bummer so far"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas daycare worker slams 4-year-old child to the ground. He then prays to Jesus that the cctv is broken, like all Texans
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Headless body found in Snake River
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK car owners learn that they may have overpaid for fuel by a whopping £6 billion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study finds that all men are unhappy with their relationships
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of The Bangor Daily News: Yoga with shelter kitties
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tasmanian Devil populations, Not OK Foods, and skeptical violets. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-03-19 to Sat 2017-03-25
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Gentlemen, we've come up with a plan to solve the Navy's problems of landing aircraft on carriers." "Are you sure it works?" "No, but we came up with a hell of an acronym for it, so it's all good"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
And the leader of the Umbrella protests was sitting on the Group W bench and they said "what'd they get you for?" and he said "littering" and they all moved away from him on the group W Bench and then he said "and creatin' a nuisance"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
221-lb gold coin is stolen from museum in Germany. Authorities have fired the security guard who believed the thief's story about it being a new satellite dish, and could he help wheel it out to the waiting van to go get the dish fixed?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Congress votes to allow controversial hunting practices in Alaska. Sarah Palin begins fueling up the helicopter
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Texas woman travels to Milwaukee to undergo brain surgery while wide awake. Surgeons reportedly covered star-shaped incision with giant cheese head
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Being breast fed doesn't make you smarter. Damnit, there goes my pick up line
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It appears a certain Orange Man may be in line for felony conspiracy charges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bloody Irish man
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Syria: "Israel, stop airstrikes on our territory or we will rain down Scuds on you." Israel: "Fark you, we'll do whatever the fark we want." Russia: *ominous look*
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You men should know how unattractive that thing you do after sex is
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For seemingly the 100th time - The human body cannot handle 27 glasses of vodka in a three hour period
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Debbie's coming in for a landing
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Having reflected on what their neighbors to the south are up to, Canada decides there's nothing for it but to legalize marijuana
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
In case you've been wondering what Josh Duggar has been up to, he's selling used cars, knocking up his wife, and getting served legal papers for using another man's head shot in his Ashley Madison profile
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(Independent)
 
 
 
But it isn't a "Muslim Ban"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, that de-escalated quickly
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brexit likely to drown UK in illegal booze, according to alcohol trade association that claims the legal stuff will be stuck in port while Britons call on bootleggers to quench thirst for wine and spirits
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This handy quiz will tell you how much you know about global pandemics and infectious diseases and whether or not you'll survive the next plague
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