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Sun March 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Okay soooooo it's a little late this weekend to show you what a weekend bender can do to your body ....but here it is
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
This may have been the first time "kapow" has ever been used in a quote
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Never give up, never surrender
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Prize-winning custom-built 1960 Corvette en route to Detroit's Autorama is stolen, parted out in chop shop and the rest set ablaze in Pixar's worst "Cars" sequel ever
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fantastic feline
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(Let's ride bicycles)
 
 
 
Got ADHD? You might have the natural gift of being able to sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Fundraising drive and emergency champagne and caviar helicopter drops underway for hundreds of Big Sur residents cut off by broken bridge
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Fukushima did what Godzilla, Mothra, and Biollante never could: turn Japan off of nuclear power
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
By day, a conservative Hasidic couple. By night, a pair of kinky Jews
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Interested in experiencing the Real Florida? Try Cayo Costa State Park, a barrier island only accessible by boat, with miles of undeveloped beaches, mangrove estuaries, turquoise waters. Tent camping, cabins available
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Only God can judge me for ordering three orders of mozzarella sticks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this prosecutor showing the witness the murder weapon
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Apparently there's some kind of spat going on between Turkey and the Netherlands that could doom us all
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(The State)
 
 
 
Idiocracy successfully predicts the future again as garbage avalanche kills at least 35. Mike Judge sought for comment about those boner and hair cures he promised
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
What is the purpose of owning a gun if you cannot use it to defend your right not to be ejected for the second time from the same bar in one night for being drunk? I thought this was America
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Hey Rocky: Watch me win this snowboard race. Nuthin' up my sleeve--PRESTO
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday gets a poppin'. We're looking for the best way to pop popcorn, and what should (or should not) go on it. Channel your inner Orville and share your kernels of wisdom
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yes, you still can be arrested even if you do work in law enforcement
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Did you know an alien was shot and killed at McGuire Air Force Base? Because IT TOTALLY HAPPENED
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rocket launcher
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida man is at it again. This time burning down a Qwik-E-Mart that he thought was owned by Muslims because it didn't have orange grapefruit juice
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yes this man is truly 'EVIL'
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Power's out
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Yeah "genius," you're just plain crazy if you think you're sooooooo smart
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
White Evangelicals believe they are more persecuted than Muslims. Also believe the earth is 6000 years old and Donald Trump has a fine head of hair, so you know, take it as you will
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
♫ I don't want a sickle / I just want to have the use of my pickle ♫ (possibly not safe for work image in sidebar)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scotland's best kept secrets. What they do with the sheep conspicuously absent
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different, I present to you pic of dude humping Wall Street "fearless girl" statue
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
CALIFORNIA IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE ... with spectacular wildflowers. Time to get in the chopper and head to Death Valley
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Sat March 11, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Rhode Islander becomes drunk, forklift-wielding Florida man
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So you did your time and you want to make a clean start? Not until you pay thousands to get old mug shots off the internet
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bike any 'Murican would kill to own
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
♫ Florida man, every now and then I get a little bit high And you're always pulling me over Florida man, every now and then I get a little bit critical Of rating the weed that I just smoked ♫
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Vandals upset that their graffiti is being used on merchandise without permission
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
California cracks open the laws on craft beer, and cracks down on Big Beer
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
It looks like the tables have tabled: Winter Storm Stella
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fashionista discusses how to wear a cardigan without looking like Grandpa, a hipster, or a Mister Rogers impersonator
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Don't believe this needs to be said but don't call 911 to ask for girls to be sent to your house
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
US Customs officials: is that ten pounds of cocaine in your pants or are you just happy to see us? (with pic goodness)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this volcanic eruption
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you still wonder if certain tow companies are hustlers, wonder no more
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Logan airport tries new "smash the ice off the planes with a truck" technique. Let's see how that works out for them
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Studies say cerTain animals achievE their tArgets through indireKt methods
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
When hunting Bigfoot, it's important to have good data
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There may be 100 less of them here, but a Dalmatian is helping out an autistic boy read after he has had several meltdowns
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(Some Book Guy)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club: What is the first book that made you fall in love with reading?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Daylight Saving Time causes car accidents, strokes, heart attacks, harsher jail sentences, and, based on the accompanying picture, grouchy lions. Is it really worth all that?
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Bowling in America is thoroughly entrenched in the country's cocktail culture and striking a nerve with people like never before
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Yes, we've all wanted to do it at one point or another. But that still doesn't mean it's okay as a parent to pull a gun on somebody in the school drop off line
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Photoshop these huskies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florist boss shot after dropping child off at daycare. Probably an arranged killing
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If it wasn't for World War I, Arizona might have been the ostrich trade capital of the world
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
A new clinic in Denver now offers free spay/neuter surgeries for all cats in Colorado. Yes, free - no matter whether stray, pet, feral - no restrictions. Your cat wants to move to the place where he can also smoke a bowl after his surgery on Caturday
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Good idea: finding the kid who carjacked you. Bad idea: torturing the carjacker
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew has a sex slave problem
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Despite all the dildos, they failed to get off
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
First-year doctors will be allowed to work 24-hour shifts starting in July. So get ready to die
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Train vs......Horse and Buggy??
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Why does this keep on happening to me?
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Fri March 10, 2017
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
As you open your email today and see one that starts "FWD FWD FWD:::" from your aunt, be aware that Starbucks unveiled new spring cups
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Church seeks to start its own police force. Of course this is in Alabama
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago man wins $25 million lawsuit for wrongful imprisonment and realizes that he misses life behind bars
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bodypainter
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Czuprynski has filed a motion with the courts arguing he can't be an effective lawyer if he can't have alcohol"
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market. To be specific, it was Home Depot
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
$4.5 million worth of eyeshadow stolen from San Fernando Valley warehouse. Suspects include Green Day, KISS and every single Kardashian
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Five-year-old girl qualifies for Scripps National Spelling Bee with "jnana." That's how I spelled everything when I was five
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Hey, let's stop by the side of the road and watch the grass fire-" *BANG* (Yep, video)
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man who says "I'm hungry" robs blood bank. Police arm themselves with silver crosses, garlic, and wooden stakes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Photoshop gettin' her science on
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mop crime on the rise in London
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida passes death penalty reform bill requiring juries to vote unanimously to sentence someone to death, and to ban the practice of death clowns entertaining spectators between executions. Okay, maybe that last part isn't actually in there
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Let's see: $8.10 an hour, work up to eight hours a day, with bonuses for how big a python you can pull. Hm, this job sounds perfect
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man crosses Atlantic Ocean unaided on a paddle board
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: Ok, so maybe the word WAS "celebRate" after all
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The son of a World War II vet has made it his life's mission to track down as many soldiers as possible that his father sketched during the war. Sir, we salute you
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
This man's life was changed by going to Hooters on the day without women
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Canadian judge who told a rape victim "keep your knees together" resigns in disgrace
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(CBC)
 
 
 
$300,000.00 McLaren + Drunken idiot. Bet you'll never guess what happens
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently, blowing someone away for using a cell phone in a movie theatre doesn't qualify for a 'stand your ground' defense, even in Florida
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Catholic priest dresses up as Hugh Hefner and simulates sex with male playboy bunnies on a carnival float on a highway to hell
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Newborns are a little young to be boxing
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Today's Florida mad libs headline: Drunk tourist rolls golf cart while attempting to run over a rooster
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(NPR)
 
 
 
High-tech greenhouse built to grow gourmet lettuce has neighbors outraged over light pollution. In other news, gourmet lettuce?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Construction unearths centuries-old coffins in Philadelphia, could lead to a series of new curses
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Newly identified fault line in California could unleash a "monster" earthquake. Scientists say they haven't discovered a fault line in California this dangerous in more than a week
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The D.C. Metro is already seven months behind schedule in being able to kill anyone with its new Purple Line, and now it may have to wait even longer. Why? Owls
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sunset
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(Metro)
 
Video
 
Don't you just hate it when you're in the middle of a live interview and the kids just want to play with daddy
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
The story behind why Irishmen toss cabbages at St. Patrick's Day parades
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman hauls suitcase containing elderly man's body across the country and police aren't sure why
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Military nude photo scandal spreads wider
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently we need to start chaining children to heavy objects
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dramatic NASA photos show the effects of recent California storms in alleviating drought. The state is now 83% drought free
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Thu March 09, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
I wonder if they had panties on their heads
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Wang studies farts - fart trifecta achievement unlocked
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Drunk, bleeding, and carrying a stolen container of gelato is no way to go through your arrest, young man
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guess what happened after surgeons were told to stop prescribing so many painkillers? Go on and guess
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Transplant discovers new home's pool attracts more than just neighborhood kids, uninvited skinny dippers. "I'm not from Florida so I'm not used to alligators"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Sure, dalmatians look great on your fire truck, but can they detect your cancer? Hero tag for the mutts sniffing butts
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Narcan - now for 10-month-olds
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(North Coast Journal)
 
 
 
Judge rules "insert fart smell here" is protected by First Amendment. Fart superfecta complete
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(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
You have the right to remain silent.. unless of course you want to promote your mixtape while we cuff and arrest you on murder charges
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bird-in-Hand man accused of tax fraud saying using a Social Security number is like Mark-of-Beast
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy finds grandmother's €10,000 life savings, brings the money to school and shares it with classmates. "If your child has been given any of this money, please contact the school immediately so it can be returned to the pupil's family"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Leaked documents exculpate Australian government from clandestine ties with Putin
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Facebook's pre-crime division is working on teaching computers to predict what happened next
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother claims the new talking Thomas the Tank Engine should be renamed Thomas the Potty Mouth Tank Engine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old timey airplane
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody forgot the first rule of middle school Fight Club
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In a game of cornhole, only a precise hit will trigger a chain reaction that will destroy the entire station
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Most people who find a two-metre long diamond python snake in their roof would freak out ...unless you're Aussies, then you keep it as a pet and name it 'Diana'
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(AOL)
 
 
 
One Fish, Two Fish, Gold Fish, Carrots
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When Winston Churchill quotes are translated to the modern age: "If I were your girlfriend, I'd make you drink bleach." "Honey, if I were your boyfriend, I'd drink it"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Berlin's Schönefeld airport chosen as the worst airport in the world, stunning LaGuardia who vows to step up their luggage shredding efforts
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Robber trapped in bank for the gifted
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(Metro)
 
 
 
An Alabama theater that banned the showing of Beauty And The Beast because of a gay character accidentally schedules a film about drag queens, thinking that the movie 'Fierce' was about dragons
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Help, my husband is going to kill me." Actual police response: "If you get killed, we will definitely come to examine the body"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The "You can't fire me, because I quit" of relationships
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Men pretending to be women online watch porn on phones more often than men who are just logged in as themselves
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Megatron busted in under age sex sting. Optimus Prime doing damage control
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: It has been a while since we've talked about cookbooks. Recently get your hands on some new sources for recipes that keep you excited to cook? Share to the right
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida to debate expanding controversial 'stand your ground' law, possibly extending the bag limit to five
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump sends B52s to South Korea. Controversial because Kim Jong-un wanted Devo
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Freak windstorm knocks out power to 250,000 across western New York with outages expected to last days. Temperatures will also drop into the teens starting tomorrow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CNN reporter Reza Aslan decided to find out what being a zombie was all about, especially those dietary requirements
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Lawyer's pants catch on fire during closing arguments while defending his client in an arson case
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soccer incident
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
$25,000 taco? Is it made with unicorn meat or just a victim of the US-Mexico trade war?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you woke up in Michigan this morning, turned your lights on and got some coffee from your coffee maker, you must feel like you won the "woohoo, I've got power" lottery
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man puts shih-tzu in trash compactor. This headline has so much potential but the story isn't funny in any way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A gay veterans group says it's not allowed to march in the Boston St. Patrick's parade because they are gay, but it seems it's really because of a rainbow flag on their banner which promotes sexual orientation. Oh well that's different
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Breaking Not News: dog masters loud farting
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kid interrupts weatherman's forecast to fart on him (w/video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
360-pound former cop and weightlifter saves the FBI a lot of paperwork by killing himself as they approach him in his vehicle
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Who would steal a car with nine parrots in the back seat? Florida Man, that's who
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Next on the SyFy Channel: Invasion of the Wild Radioactive Japanese Boars
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police baffled as to why someone would leave a five-foot dead shark in a shopping cart at a Walmart
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Nothing like a criminal holding up a sign that says "I am not a criminal"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rep. Maxine Waters: "We know" Trump sex blackmail is "absolutely true." Which is such a coincidence because Max Waters was the name of one of his Russian prostitutes
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Troubled Littoral Combat Ship fires vertically-launched hellfire missile, surprising many with the hellfire's adaptability and the fact that the LCS didn't crack in half, run aground or catch fire during the exercise
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Today is "National Fark Redesign Day"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Best Korea tried to sell material for nuclear weapons, according to UN, raising the terrifying specter of Al-Qaeda developing some kind of Toyota Hilux based thermonuclear weapon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Huh, college students might use their student loans irresponsibly? Like for Spring Break? Stop the presses. How long has this been going on?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Is it okay to spy on your teen? In case you don't want to click, the answer is always 'no'
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Buzzed cruise ship captain mistakes Speed 2 for a training video
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Place you don't want to pass out #4823 - the cab of a crane 360 feet above ground
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah to become first state to lower DUI level to .05
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Retailer: Okay so offering discounts on frying pans to celebrate International Women's Day was a bad idea. Who knew?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Chelsea Clinton's spinach pancake recipe for National Pancake Day really grossed people out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former legislative candidate: "Obamacare is bad, repeal it." Doctor: "Your cancer is possibly in remission, good thing you have Obamacare to help pay your million dollar bill." Former legislative candidate:"Maybe Obamacare isn't so bad after all"
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
It's National Proofreading Day - so here's a story about it that contains an error
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this symmetrical street scene
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canada named 2nd best country in the world yet again. Lost 0.3 points on the dismount for inventing Hawaiian pizza
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here -- just Trump associates directly communicating with Russian hackers mere weeks before the DNC was hacked
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man admits renting house to 3 different people at same time. If this were a sitcom, Don Knotts would star as the landlord
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Woman demanded to be injected with heroin or meth during labor, police say. Every woman who's ever given birth says 'That was an option?'
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Two brothers take shrooms, get naked and cause mayhem at Indy apartment complex
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Americans are more likely to have a handgun in their kitchen than a kettle
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you take a .44 magnum and shoot your husband and the couple he's having a threesome with, and while dragging one of the bodies outside to burn it, realize that you have to pick your 8-year-old daughter up from school?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption our President talking bigly to some kids
 
(WECT Wilmington)
 
Video
 
Police tell Uber driver it's illegal to film them while he is pulled over. Man happens to be attorney making a few extra bucks. Then things get all ACLU-y (with video of entire traffic stop)
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
An error at the DMV is making Coloradans a lot higher than they already were
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Seven tricks to staying warm at 40 below from seven mushers in this year's Iditarod. One drinks lots of water, another sings Christmas carols, and one uses skunk mittens
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
At least you can eat well while you are secretly experimented on during your delayed flight caused by the alien landings
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 618: "The Air Down Here". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Man claims he was road rage victim because of Trump/Pence flag on his van, not because he made left turn across multiple traffic lanes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember what you did for your 8th grade fair project? I bet it wasn't finding a WWII German fighter plane and pilot's remains that have been undiscovered for more than 70 years
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
For once it's acceptable for a priest to sniff butts
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Russia violates treaty, deploys land-based cruise missile targeting U.S.-staffed bases in Europe. Surely we can expect strong condemnation and decisive action from President Trump
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these lucky shoppers
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Snapchat upsets users by adding makeup to users with the "Marie Curie" filter, because MAC and ULTA deserve Nobel prizes too
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
New York University recreates Trump/Clinton debates during presidential election with actors but with reversed gender roles. Audiences liked the female Trump more than the male Clinton
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Because who doesn't like chugging a glass of tap water that looks like Pepto-Bismol?
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
When upset over the cost of the $12 blanket on your Hawaiian airlines flight, it's best not to tell the flight attendant you'd like to "take someone behind the wood shed for this"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Santa Claus' lawyer passes away. Coal for everyone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this riderless motorcycle
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
STD to add restaurant
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Brewdog hotel will offer chilled beer in the shower, a craft beer spa, complete with hop face masks, malted barley massages and 'Hoppy Feet' pedicures. The only downside is it's in Columbus, OH
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Here I sit and contemplate; should I write or fap-enate? It's your Fark Writer's Thread with free writer's block for all
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lost blind dog found alive by hiking neighbor, who refuses $1,000 reward, which is given to an animal charity. Party for dog is being held at a bar. This story pushes the awesome meter to 11
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Living war crime Manuel Noriega in critical condition after doctors discover and perform surgery on his brain
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Some people use their cars to advertise their business, promote their political views, or brag about their kids school achievements. Then there's this guy
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Guy who was once one of the world's heaviest men, weighing close to 1,000 pounds, can't figure out what to do with himself now that he's shed almost all of it
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
British police on the hunt for The Mad Crapper
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Arkansas college student juggles to prove sobriety to police
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well this eulogy should be a little uncomfortable
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China to U.S. and BK: How about you two numbnuts don't start WW3 in our backyard. Thx k bai
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"To run from Los Angeles to Las Vegas, it's very illogical"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this... art
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
How to stop the CIA from turning all of your electronic devices into spies that will steal all of your secrets. Assuming you have any secrets anybody cares about
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists are now predicting a "total shutdown of convection" in the Labrador Sea within the next 10 years. Told you those damn ovens weren't worth the extra cost
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In observance of 'A Day Without a Woman,' Alabama radio station says it will only play songs by men. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The story that just won't go away: Unaccounted person was on flight MH370 when it disappeared
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Statue of Liberty undergoes metaphor renovation
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump to deploy glug, glug, glug to counter drip, drip, drip
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are going to let your 10-year-old kid drive, at least don't stream it on anything like Facebook Live
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(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
Jackson Hole ski instructor impales face with branch. With 'you bet he's got wood' pic
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules NOLA can remove white supremacy, Confederate memorials as public nuisances. Sons of Confederate Veterans lose again
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Starburst solves the ancient problem concerning half-empty candy bowls full of the yellow variety
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Whiskey barrel-aged beer. New hotness: Whiskey barrel-aged coffee
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Tue March 07, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman wants her Starbucks, and she doesn't give a damn if she's at Dunkin Donuts or what
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
There are three kinds of porn users: the recreational, the compulsive, and the distressed. You choose
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you left your calves tied up and crammed into your Civic then CHiPs would like a word with you
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Remember Prenda Law? Looks like John Steele ratted out his partner in exchange for a plea deal
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Officials report that high rate of speed contributed to mountain biker's crash, resulting in broken wrists, shoulder blade. Wearing helmet, unfortunately, did no good against enraged grizzly bear he ran into
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Shoplifter escapes after pulling a knife on clerk, but leaves behind sentencing paperwork from his theft case earlier in the day
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Woman wants to find kids who stole her wind chimes, leaving $5 bill, apology note that explained they reminded them of their dead mom
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey how about putting a playground in a movie theater? What could go wrong?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Paris zoo loses its white rhino to poachers, likely the first rhino to be killed by poachers inside a zoo
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Latest trend in Japan: raw meat birthday cakes "made from luxury cuts of raw steak, pork or fish piled up and turned into all kinds of beautiful shapes"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not news: Gerald Ford was not eaten by wolves. Not news: George H.W. Bush was not eaten by the Japanese. Fark: But he came close
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Two found with 41 pounds of marijuana on them. Hopefully, not in the butt
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
The alcohol dependency unit where nobody is qualified to treat alcohol dependency, there's no procedures or guidance, and clearly nobody cares what you drink or knows what to do if the place gets set on fire
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Sketchy translations aside, Heathrow passenger is arrested when an aircraft is found to be full of eels
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
New Hampshire town desperately trying to get the town's Google default image changed: a picture of State Representative Al Baldasaro (R) at his wedding with all the bridesmaids holding shotguns
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what these joggers are running from
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
That buzz you're getting from your Canadian "medical marijuana" may actually come from a banned pesticide
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Hard to say what subtleties tipped Walmart off to counterfeit money in their safe. Could have been the slight blue hue, the texture and thickness of the bills... or maybe the FOR MOTION PICTURES ONLY printed on them
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man, 74, arrested for vandalizing Kim Kardashian books at Barnes & Noble. Heroes come in all sizes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Last night, U.S.-backed Iraqi forces successfully liberated Mosul's municipal complex from ISIS control. Let's check in on today's victory celebration... oh
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Someone figured out an "iconic" job for every state. Here are 10 of them because the full list is on that site that breaks every article into like 500 pages
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are having less sex than we once did. Well, have you seen what we look like now?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CIA cat is in your TV, watching you masturbate
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Three dead, dozens injured after train strikes casino tour bus parked on tracks in Biloxi, MS. Developing story
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head. Happy National Pancake day and free pancakes for all - IHOP
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mailman caught in the lab
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Study says Floridians are happier and healthier than you. Let that sink in for a minute
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Intellectually speaking, you know you shouldn't click on this link, but your dopamine receptors are drooling atavistic cavemen who want to see a prurient example of someone who's made some bad life choices
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
A day after reporting it got more rain than snow this winter Minnesota gets its earliest tornado ever. Uff-da
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this grumpy tortoise
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
You never know what you might find in a Mexican scrapyard
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you're planning to propose to your girlfriend while in a plane, don't forget about the possibility of motion sickness
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
There was a time, over a century ago, that some people considered muskrats to be fish because they lived in the water. Voila, a Lenten loophole
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Improve any novel by changing its second line to, "And then the murders began." Also works with fortune cookies
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Ex-con behind controversial Nashville Bike Week dodges warrant, addresses accusations on rambling Facebook Live where he quotes Trump, threatens critics' credit scores & references NASCAR fraud, angry Loretta Lynn AND Gene Simmons
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Proposal: Introduce Samurai wasp to control stink bugs. Coming soon: Chinese needle snakes and gorillas
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
After the BBC reports child porn on Facebook to the company, Facebook requests copies of the images before they'll discuss their moderation tools, then immediately reports the BBC to the police
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Want to fire a fully automatic submachine gun out a slightly open window of a small plane in flight? Then come to Florida my friend, come to Florida
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Study from the Institute of No shiat Sherlock says that regular sex makes life better
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
♬ We are the champiYOOOWWWWWWWns ♬ My friend ♬ And we'll keep on fOOOOOOYOOOOOWWWWighting 'til the end ♬
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Beans are neither fruit nor musical, but 64 restaurants in New Orleans have entered a bracket-style tournament to determine who makes the best in the city
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1876, Alexander Graham Bell patents the telephone, immediately gets a busy signal
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma sheriff charged with corruption definitely looks the part
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(Guardian)
 
Audio
 
Alexa, how do I remove a body from the hot tub?
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mirrored sky
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just another terrifying "alien portal" opening up in the sky over USA's top-secret military research complex
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
THAAD shipped to South Korea, upsetting people in a half dozen countries. Man, that Thad is a jerk
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(Slate)
 
 
 
About 10% of the pages in the Republican healthcare bill deal with how to prevent lottery winners from cheating Medicaid, and "Medicaid" and "lottery" are both mentioned 11 times in the bill. We waited 7 years for this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Blacks make up almost 50% of exonerated criminals while being only around 13% of the population. Amature statisticalists point out all the flaws in the study to the right
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(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Trump has a problem with "bad hombres," but seems to be okay with pedophiles and the people who protect them, as long as they're white
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Most Americans think climate change is happening, just not to them
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you swallow a pregnant spider and it gives birth in your stomach and now the babies are crawling out of your mouth and you can feel all eight legs crawling around in your throat and oh, yeah, you dropped acid an hour ago?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Female visitors to Maine's state prisons will no longer have to to remove their bras to gain entrance. Pizza delivery guys still have to have sausage
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(TED)
 
 
 
"I grew up in the Westboro Baptist Church. Here is why I left"
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a parking spot more expensive than your car? How about one more expensive than several cars combined?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australians are most likely to exaggerate about down under
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man selling mitten-shaped rock he found in Michigan lake for $150 because, well, Michigan
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Mon March 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Well, it's official now: open offices suck
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pucker factor 10
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Perfect example of a bad idea: Parking your 1959 Corvette at Walmart
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Dear motorcyclists, please refrain from jumping your bike over the Freeway. Sincerely, the California Highway Patrol"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There is bad at your job, and then there is running a zoo and having 486 animals die and having one of your zookeepers eaten by a tiger bad
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
There are 19 British dishes that are scientifically proven to cure hangovers. Come for the fry-up, stay for the chip butty, and enjoy a nice cuppa while you're at it
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cap adjustment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Things are afoot
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM ET Paul's Memory Bank continues its trip through the alphabet with 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "D". Yours truly will be paying extra attention while the show is on in case Sophie the Cat decides to hork some more
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'Gothy mommy with 4 eyes': Craigslist Mardi Gras missed connections don't disappoint
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Florida man learns why Coloradans don't ride their motorcycles this time of year
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Northeast US is a ticking lyme bomb
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Showa Era licensed brothels and red-light districts fondly recalled in Japan as symbol of bygone era when Japanese had time for sex
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Best Korea fires four missiles into the sea off of Japan, will next declare Obama wiretapped them too if they still aren't getting attention
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
You know that's some serious toxic waste when it starts killing robots
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Photoshop these walkers
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(CBC)
 
 
 
People who buy luxury items associate prestige and respectability with certain brands, which may explain why no one wants this high-rise in downtown Toronto
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Khazir Khan, American citizen, Trump critic, and father of the fallen soldier Trump accused of being a traitor, has been informed that ICE is "reviewing" his traveling privileges for some reason
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Just when you think you've seen the creepiest mugshot of the week something like this comes along
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
A model of the National Archives is found in the basement of the National Archives. No word if it was found in the preservation room with delicious jams and jellies
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Utah Legislature finally addresses critical issue of harassment of livestock
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Kids these days - too busy snapchatting and dabbing to become violent criminals
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U.S. Military: "Huh, maybe it's not cost-effective to use stealth fighters to hunt camels"
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"Listen up. Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot speed with a wheel of cheddar is 4 miles an hour which gives us a radius of 6 miles. What I want is a hard search of every cheese shop, grocery store and dairy in that area"
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Handed out with a photo of him signing it, Trump doubles down on Muslim ban
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Excessive selfies, McDonald's delivery, and what you can store on DNA. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-26 to Sat 2017-03-04
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If you can't pull someone's teeth, pull a gun. That's the psychotic dentist way
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now you, too can make a peanut butter and Hitler sandwich
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Charles Darwin letter missing from Smithsonian turns up in former presidential candidate John Anderson's house
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New video emerges that has people fascinated with seeing Trump's hair blowing in the wind
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Things people in Heaven do for fun
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Man busted in marijuana grow operation hasn't blinked in weeks
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago managed to make it six days without a homicide, a new record
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Let's see what Russia Today has to say about Trump's wiretapping claims
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oorah hoo-ha
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans to announce full support for decriminalization of recreational marijuana
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This is why your dad constantly warned you about touching the thermostat
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