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Sun February 12, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Hold my beer. Let's see if I can scare those police officers away with these bottle rockets. Bonus, 11 AM DUI
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Marijuana prices are plunging, and apparently that's a bad thing
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada is full, eh
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(Livestream)
 
NewsFlash
 
Oroville residents told to evacuate to the North. The entire emergency spillway at the Oroville Dam is expected to collapse within the hour
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl creates her own business to buy her dream car. One year later she is the proud owner of a 1955 Chevy Bel Air
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner drops gun in Dunkin' Donuts and shoots woman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Russian sunbathers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Numerous scientific studies confirm that using facts and reason to counter lies people want to believe never works, which tells me this article is complete bullsh*t
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Cucamonga deputies take the gloves off on the worst scum on our streets...weekend Nature Preserve hikers
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Is there any better place to ditch your 3-year old than Chuck E. Cheese? I mean, it is where a kid can be a kid
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
From the It's All About Safety Departmemt: Fremont California caught shaving .7 seconds off of its yellow lights to bring in an extra $200,000 a month in fines
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to possessing dead sheep and eel porn. Looks like he's headed down a slippery slope
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
KKK "Imperial Wizard" found dead in river, robe and hat missing
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
U.S. born Citizen? Check. Employee of NASA's JPL? Check. Member of GOES? Check. Foreign-sounding name? You're not coming the U.S. until you give us your phone password so we can copy its contents
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hermit crab using a human skull for a shell
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're planning on killing your wife and daughter to collect on a $1.5 million insurance policy don't text your ex-boss asking him to help
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It's illegal to tow a couch through a McDonald's drive-thru with an ATV, much less to do it intoxicated while running from police and crossing a frozen river. But all parties involved were wearing helmets, so police aren't sure what to charge them with
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Did you remember to buy milk and bread? How about booze? Do you get the day off from work or school? Are we all going to die? THIS is your OFFICIAL Winter Storm Orson discussion thread (LGT current radar and snow totals)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nothing much to see here, just an air hose powered spinning top with razor blades pitted against various objects
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Congratulations: We have a new claimant to the "oldest person ever shot with stun gun by cops" title
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This week on Snack Food Sunday: in search of the perfect potato chip. Po-ta-toe
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's solution to paying for much-needed school funding: Legalize gambling at bars
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(Fark)
 
 
 
As most of you already know the host of Livingston Stapler Company Presents was in an accident on his way home from the show last week. He is still at Harborview Medical Center in Seattle & it's unknown when he will be back home. Updates within. LGT followup thread
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The flu season is now whipping it up in 43 of 50 states
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Militarily aggressive country with unstable, belligerent leader successfully test fires an intercontinental ballistic missile
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(The Lad Bible)
 
 
 
France makes all its citizens organ donors, starts issuing motorcycles to everyone
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Marijuana home delivery starts in Oregon. Existential enlightenment in only thirty minutes or less, or your next questioning of your very reality is free
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Awwww... let's break out the tiny violins: UK's youngest EuroMillions winner wants to sue after £1million prize because it ruined her life
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Accidentally frank (LGT Isbell)
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(Instructables)
 
 
 
Photoshop this armored hot dog
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
United we stand...up and deplane
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Today is Charles Darwin Day. Here's a quiz about him for you evolved monkeys to take
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
70,000 Greeks evacuated after WW2 bomb found in downtown Thessaloniki
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sailors in wrecked yacht claim to have encountered a Dragon while stranded in high seas
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
French police claim that the apprehension procedure known as a 'baton rouge' was simply an accident
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump: "It won't happen" - Kim Jong Un: "It just happened"
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Good news: brain cancer can be stopped. Bad news: with rabies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman's love life so sad she agrees to go on blind date chosen by matchmaking octopus
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exciting NASA wind tunnel project
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Doing a slow cooker beef stew. What secret ingredients am I missing?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
For the first time in its 48-year history, water is flowing from the emergency spillway at California's Oroville Dam. Because a small "pothole" in the main spillway has morphed into a 300-foot gash, and is spewing water fortified with concrete chunks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ummm... what about Ken?
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Article headline says "flesh-eating screwworms." Subby has nothing else to offer, and is instead going to cower in the corner and gibber like an idiot for a while
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami Herald offers up their carefully researched, ground breaking Valentine advice: booze, food, spend money, have sex
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(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Man wins $5,000 through fantasy fishing. In related news fantasy fishing is a thing now
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(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Oxycodone ✔ Methamphetamine ✔ Cocaine ✔ Morphine ✔ Marijuana ✔ Suboxone strips ✔ A large amount of cash ✔ Or as cops call it 'Another normal day in Alabama'
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(Some Duffer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this familiar looking golfer
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's a shame that 98% of lawyers give the remaining 2% a bad name
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Austrian authorities would like a word with Brazilian boy giving people the creeps
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston Zoo welcomes new ugly-ass baby tapir into the family
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(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Truck lands in 70 mph crosswind (skip to :30 if you have ADD)
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
20 Tennessee co-workers, lucky bastards claim $421M jackpot
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
My grandma went to Vietnam and all I got were these lousy raw chicken, pig, and cow meat, brains, hearts, heads, tongues, feet, and other body parts
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I guess you could say (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) Bus-ted...Yeeeaaaahhhh
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
It's Saturday. The weather kinda sucks, there's not a lot on TV, and we've pretty much reached our limit on political news. So, for your personal entertainment, here are 15 amazing things you can do with aluminum foil
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
Saddle up, Space Marines, this week in the Saturday Morning Book Club we're looking for the best military science fiction books
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing much going on here. Just weaving through Hanoi on a scooter at high speed like it's a real life video game
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(Boston Globe Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this searching shopper
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Did you hear that long-eared owls are back in vogue again?
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Harbin zoo blames bad camera angle for making their ferocious tigers look 'chubby'
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Captain's log, stardate 47634.44. My orders are to investigate this website's peculiar fascination with a strange phenomenon known as 'Caturday'
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California long overdue for some flooding, locusts and a fourth horseman on the ridge
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The purge has begun
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland man dying of colon cancer donates his massive bobblehead collection to National Bobblehead Hall Of Fame, which promises to keep his 1,500+ bobbleheads bobbling along. "It's my legacy, basically"
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: Seagulls do not support Brexit
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Fri February 10, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Prepare to be disgusted
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
11 bizarre laws you can still be arrested for in London, such as trying to enter Parliament wearing a suit of armour
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Man steals a truck, outruns police but attracts their attention again, tries to drill through a wall to escape, then spends the rest of the night playing keep-away in an attic. Meanwhile his girlfriend evades capture by just going to Walmart
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
One hopes there is a special place in hell for the kind people who steal bolted-down Playstations from children's cancer wards, and a whole bunch of angry, bald children waiting for them when they get there
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
PRO TIP: When you're accused of sex abuse in multiple states, always claim to be a former star from '80s sitcom "Family Ties"
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(Slooh)
 
 
 
Live stream of the eclipse. It's cold outside
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Penn State eliminates the one reason for joining a fraternity
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missing Army drone found stuck in tree. Charlie Brown denies involvement
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Cat bites sleeping owner to wake her up when house fire breaks out, or more likely to check if she was done yet
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
I don't remember Wendy's chili being that spicy
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Science has identified the sexiest and least sexy dance moves. Includes video performances by robot avatars, D-Qwon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Aren't school beatings something we should just mind our own business about? As long as the public can't hear the screaming, what's the big deal?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A bizarre training exercise saw zoo staff prepare for a chimpanzee escape by chasing a human in a chimp costume while he bit them and hit them with a stick. Why yes it was in Japan, why do you ask?
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cheesy skyline
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Transgender woman arrested after threatening judge. And after killing her sixth husband during a botched castration. Difficulty level - Not Florida
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Terrorists without stepladders collectively say "Doh"
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
TSA finds sword in walking cane of woman who's somewhere between 80 years old and immortal
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a guy named Diz / Who needed to take a whiz / He went for the head / Got sidetracked instead / By the Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The TSA's own internal documents indicate that it knows that its airport behavior detection program is ineffective and useless, but they'll keep on doing it because it'll aggravate the hell out of you
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Overnight, someone left a bunch of kitties in plastic tubs at the local cat rescue place. This is not the recommended method for offloading your cats
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A cow escapes a slaughterhouse and seeks immunity at a Taco Bell fully aware of the fact no real meat is used there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you have $3 million sitting around and don't mind living under upstate New York, your next home could be a missile silo (pics)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Travel company offering safe, supervised trips for teens to volunteer and learn about local culture is absolutely shocked at revelation that the teens are just getting rip-roaring drunk
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Obituary from A.) beloved father of the year or B.) other, "an example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ecclestone defends breastfeeding photos. Sadly, not Bernie Ecclestone
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Angry Asian man tried to throw Molotov cocktail in Hong Kong subway station during rush hour. Lights himself on fire instead
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop what washed up on the beach
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The 'Cash Me Outside' girl is obviously from Florida and shockingly also has a father. He speaks
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Calling a police officer 'dude' is a punishable offense in Austria. To be fair, here in the States, calling an officer 'Bro' is grounds for tasering
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Grandson claims he will be killed if grandmother doesn't send $1000 money gram to him. As you are reading this story here, you know how this ends
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Nature runs its course after two people clean jewelry with gasoline in apartment while smoking
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're missing a £50,000,000 stash of cocaine, it has just washed onto beaches in Norfolk and authorities are holding it for you
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(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Driving drunk and shooting a gun to impress a girl along with dropping your pants in front of police officers is no way to go through life, son
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(AOL)
 
 
 
There's nothing worse than an overly clingy friend who gets in your face. Well, maybe one with tentacles
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tourist: You've all been very kind, wonderful hosts. Translator: She said you're jerks
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Let's see how northern California's dealing with the rain. Oh, dear
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Probably shouldn't be smoking during an exam. Especially if the proctor is from the FAA and you're in a Cessna
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Report shows US Army General used government charge card to pay for strippers, instead of wasting the money on guns or ammo or something
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
US Navy Plane, Chinese plane have 'unsafe' encounter over South China Sea, where 'unsafe' is apparently two spy planes spying at each other
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Hope you enjoyed your $28 million snowstorm yesterday NYC . All mere inches of it
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Being a foster parent is saintly, being a single foster parent to terminally ill children has no words to do it justice
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(Farming UK)
 
 
 
Rustling 65 sheep is easy. Hiding 65 sheep is hard
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Children's behaviour at school "vastly improved" by staffing classrooms with goats
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vine-festooned living room wall
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
OPD officer who mistook delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze for meth simply disciplined after it was found she was not properly taught to use the notoriously bad issue test kits. No word about her training officer or superiors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you limes, make pot brownies
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Everybody panic, you have been cooking rice wrong and it will murder us all
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sunfish are useless
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Trump's "SEE YOU IN COURT" tweet sparks wave of social media snark from critics
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And in today's weather forecast for Australia: fire tornadoes
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(KATU)
 
 
 
After 54 years Packy the elephant is no longer going to live at the Portland Zoo
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man who completed 744 marathons has died. The lesson is, exercising is deadly
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Endangered ugly-ass Francois' langur monkey born at Lincoln Park Zoo
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pastor asks followers to prove their faith by ingesting rat poison
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Gay man allegedly attacked in D.C.'s Logan Circle. According to police, four white men between 20-30 years old approached the victim, with one suspect saying "Hey Snowflake, this is what a Trump America looks like, f****t"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With winter finally arriving to parts of the country, being stranded on a New Zealand beach would sound good to a lot of people right now. Not so much for 416 pilot whales
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Hitler-themed Valentine's Day cards are distributed at Central Michigan University by college Republicans
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Orange alligator spotted in South Carolina. Probably cleaning out the local swamp
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
While reading a letter for Coretta Scott King can apparently get you in trouble in the US Senate, they're just straight up brawling in South Africa's parliament
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
It's a Snow Day in Boston which means that the Boston Yeti is prowling the streets looking for doughnuts
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Some folks have been in a car stopped by police and just nervously sat there. Others have fled the car, ran through a busy highway, carjacked their mother, kidnapped an infant, and been shot by a deputy. Those folks are what we call Floridians
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky carrots
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
♬ Honey honey, pouring down the wall, ah-hah, honey honey. Honey honey, don't like bees at all, ah-hah, honey honey. ♬
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Just when you think McDonald's can't limbo under the low bar they set with the McRib, they ask you to hold their beer and watch this
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian lost for five years wandering Amazon found and reunited with family. HEY BEZOS: Update your freakin' website's user interface already
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Watching a movie I've seen a dozen times, and at a scene that reduces me to a sobbing mass of jello every damn time. What movies do that for you -- just so I don't feel like a sap
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(Some Jah)
 
 
 
In honor of Bob Marley's 72nd birthday this week, photoshop what he would be doing if he were alive today. (Image of a cloud of smoke doesn't count)
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A man is suing a Broward County high school after months of receiving automated phone calls about a child he doesn't have
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Happy Meat Day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A woman had to face court for parking two seconds too soon. Of course the judge threw the book at her. No, just kidding. He laughed the ticket out of court
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Ugly ass orphan antelope named Thanos being handraised by zookeepers is too tiny to be weighed
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
All you can drink for less than a dollar. Difficulty : Japan
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
I'm fine, officer. Really
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Attorney for NSA contractor who stole 20 years worth of classified information from the government and hid it at his house claims he was just a hoarder. Weird tag now, Scary tag when we know what he stole
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Be it watching over someone's shoulder or watching a cooking show, who was your first inspiration to take up cooking? Did you learn the person's signature dish?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop these swordfighters
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's food bank in New Orleans is responding to the New Orleans tornadoes, the 4th major natural disaster in a year. Donation link to the left, thanks & DIT
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that crunchy pasta... *crickets*
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Having mastered marijuana, Colorado is now ready for the other ingredient of Farkers' Paradise
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do I keep spiders out of my car's side mirror? I've hosed it out, used compressed air, and made threats, but either my mirror is prime spider real estate or there's one persistent spider that keeps setting up shop there
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The RV Stonehenge of Tampa Bay is being torn down. In other news, there was apparently an RV Stonehenge of Tampa Bay
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(WKRG.com)
 
 
 
Truck hauling avocados spills load on interstate. Truckload of limes, tortilla chips, immediately dispatched to scene
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Florida Man, "self-taught on the banking industry," caught after wiring himself seven billion dollars that Jesus wanted him to have. To be fair, he does seem to have actually learned a lot from the banking industry
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-35 dominated with a 15-1 kill ratio at Red Flag, which either means the aircraft is in better shape than we thought, or one fell off the back of a truck onto a crowd of onlookers
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Woman sues restaurant after making a jackass of herself
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Mississippi lawmakers getting into the whole 'Throwback Thursday' thing by introducing legislation to bring back firing squads
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dear Parent, While we appreciate that your son has a wonderful imagination and is creative, we must let you know that the imaginary friend he has created cannot be named "Wildo the Dildo." Thanks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Follow up to our favorite Farktographer and radio host's car accident and how you can help. LGT original thread. DIT asap
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(Some Pizza Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Pizza Day, which honestly should be an official holiday to celebrate the best food creation in the history of mankind (not valid in Chicago)
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hey East Coasters, I hope you made your run to the grocery store to stock up supplies for the great French Toast Extravaganza
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fried Chicken as buns; over it. Fried Chicken as a taco shell; weak sauce. KFC announces the Chizza. A Fried Chicken crust pizza with ham, cheese and pineapple
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(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
Burglar gets stuck in chimney. The flue season continues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this adorable piglet in boots
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Were you a victim of a Nigerian internet scam? If you're not too embarrassed by your stupidity for being gullible, the DOJ is now taking names
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Let slip the dogs of yore
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The next time you get a tattoo you should ask if the ink came from air pollution harvested from tailpipes
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Town has to cancel its Valentine's Day party because of a law that prohibits dancing near a church. Kevin Bacon spotted lacing up his shoes
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(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
One of the nation's most Mexican big cities wants to ban taco trucks. Thanks Trump
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
US military: ignore Trump, mitigate against climate change
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wikipedia bans Daily Mail as news reference [citation needed]
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Keep recording that tornado, it will miss you by a good fifty feet (not safe for work language)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can't afford one of those ridiculously priced weddings? Try the Domino's gift registry
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 614: "Happiness Is...(2)". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Job openings: Drug dealers with expert knowledge of marijuana and its distribution needed. Send application to German government. This is not a trap"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: man who can't swim drowns. News: with thousands of dollars of cash in pocket. Florida: partner in crime let him drown, got away, and wasn't arrested for five-and-a-half years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you ever yelled at your children? Congratulations, by the 9th grade they'll be violent drug-addled sex fiends. With more friends than you
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Thieves crash into each other while trying to evade police. No word if they also slipped on banana peels, frantically spun their legs in the air before running away, or took a pie to the face. (with mugshot goodness)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One would think that the sofa was the one place you think you could watch TV and not be hit by an SUV. One would think
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this paper flower thingie
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
'Puff, puff, pass': How dolphins use blowfish to get high
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Ohio clinic mistakenly tells dozens of people they have Alzheimer's, hopes they don't remember
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're the "Monkey King" minding your own business, driving your bus full of mythological characters around and the police pull you over for a traffic stop?
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue man trapped in garbage truck. You don't even have to look at the tag to know which state this was in
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
The one where the boyfriend gets his girlfriend a cold taco from a taco truck, so she shoots him
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Parents decide they don't want the school to post pictures of their kid on social media. Kid gets excluded from pictures. Parents go to media. Media posts story on internet. With pictures of the kid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
6 years on, TEPCO is able to get a robot near one of the reactors at the Fukushima nuclear plant. Let's take a look at the current radiation levels . . . Oh my
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this winter transportation
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bounty hunter marries his wife's teenage daughter while using a fake name to dodge felony drug charges and illegally buy guns, even manages to squeeze in a little Florida
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There are two kinds of writers; those who educate the reader, those who confuse the reader, and those who confuse themselves. Wait, I don't think that's right. Anyway, THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out in Samsung Note 7 battery factory
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Sex offender missing after release from prison. He has a long history of bad decisions, in fact it's written all over his face
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Daycare worker: Hey, is it okay if I breastfeed your son? Mom: What the?? HELL NO! Daycare worker: *nuck* *nuck* *nuck* *nuck* *nuck* *nuck*
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(upgruv)
 
 
 
A fire department in Pennsylvania is giving sex toys as prizes in its bingo night. That takes balls
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(Vice)
 
 
 
How a French bartender fought the Nazis by putting on the Ritz
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Only in Canada can you get pulled over for trying to clear snow from roads with a Zamboni
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Until you clean your room, you are grounded
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Seemingly, in a tip of the hat to Fark, Merriam-Webster's first new words to be added since 2014 include both 'Facepalm' and 'Not-safe-for-work'
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Medical staff repairs a snail's broken shell. The recovery is expected to be slooooooow
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Folding your own aircraft tray table isn't exactly brain surgery
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Topless women protest for right to sunbathe semi-nude in ..... and you're gone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Watch in horror as this man's £3,000 shed falls into the sea as his back yard disappears in a landslide. Damn, that was a really nice shed
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Government agents attempt to conduct an underage drinking sting. Restaurateur doesn't take the bait and tweets pictures of the kids fake IDs. Oh you bet your sweet bippy that's a prosecutin'. Feel safe yet?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Remember when someone would post a picture, and then someone would photoshop it, and someone else would change it again, and then someone else would photoshop something else to it? Me, either. But here's a picture to get you started
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
Yes, you've had too much to drink when you offer to trade vodka for Girl Scout cookies
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
You too can make $270,000 as a San Francisco transit system janitor if you spend part of your working hours hiding in a closet
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Fierce debate rages over the burning question: Where do you store your ketchup?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Instead of building a border wall loaded with cold checkpoints and icy officials, why not create one that is warm and friendly and invites people to come out and play together?
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Google is using data to help design the perfect dress. Will also settle who wore it better
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sotheby's is putting erotic art on the block. You've fapped to worse. (Not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China is gearing up for WW3 for no particular reason. You know, just in case
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You know you've truly given up as a parent when you enroll your kid in an 'unschooling' program where the curriculum is based on what the child wants to learn. "With unschooling, it really is about what their interests are"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sporting goods manager quits after being forced to sell gun to erratic, threatening and potentially dangerous customer. What might have tipped the manager off is when the customer said, "I ... hate people like you. People like you should not exist"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In what is absolutely, positively not in any way, shape or form any sort of judgment from an angry god, tornadoes and storms are blasting the bible belt to rubble
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Vaping is old and busted, "Dripping" is the new rage with teenagers
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding, Officer Farva
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The planet has had enough of our shenanigans and is producing new diseases at a higher rate than ever
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Reason to weep for America #34: Publix Supermarkets will no longer offer free slices of meat at the deli counter
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
First indoor drive-in movie theater. Why didn't someone think of this sooner?
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Man starts fire, threatens to burn down house, flees, crashes, flees again, the beat goes on
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Montana plans to go after deadbeat parents where it hits them the hardest--their rights to huntin' and fishin'
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Where can you find the best pizza in America? Phoenix. Duhhhh
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Cannabis farm discovered at Legoland Windsor after routine check. Suspicions were raised after the Nexo Knights were spotted raiding the doughnut stand before passing out in Mini-Amsterdam
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Improve a stock photo by adding yourself; LGT examples
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Mob boss Tommy Shots files $10M lawsuit over slippery balls incident in prison rec room
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sure, she was driving a Hummer and stealing clothing from a donation bin, but she left something in return
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Take a pal and a confidant down the road to the new Golden Girls themed cafe
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You've just finished governing a world power for the past eight years. Wat now? How about a kite surfing challenge with Richard Branson ?
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Two rednecks confront each other over a traffic violation. Needless to say guns and some running over were involved
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Dad?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mushing in progress
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
If you or anyone you know owns a sex toy named "Black Power Wand," you need to read this
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Knitted cat mufflers are newest way to augment your cat's self-importance this winter
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
All four of Iceland's major volcanoes are suddenly gearing up for **something** after being repeatedly upstaged by Giant Meteor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Pentagon admits they have carried out a few more airstrikes than they have previously publicly disclosed over the last few years. And by "a few," they mean "a few thousand"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Saturday in the park, I think it was the Fourth of July. Saturday in the park, I think it was the Fourth of July. People dancing, people laughing. And cops writing tickets. Smoking's not allowed. And I've been waiting such a long time For today
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(Metro)
 
 
 
♫ If I were a carpenter, and I were naked, would you hire me anyway, or would you say maybe ♫ (Not safe for work images)
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Great White NOPE bites boat off SC coast
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hunk of Beef dog food is the perfect last meal for puppies before dad takes them to that farm with the big yard
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
China literally tests the waters by sending out ships to contest area of the East China Sea
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(Fark)
 
 
 
San Francisco Birthday Farkin', 2/7 at 6pm - come celebrate Drew and E-Brake's birthdays
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(Some Fark)
 
 
 
It's Drew's 44th birthday. Photoshop an appropriate way for him to celebrate
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bye, son
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Coyotes removed from North Side park after residents fed them, let them play with pets
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Wyoming, MN Police threaten to use nuclear option against drunk drivers; Say torture is justified because they Belieb it will act as a deterrent
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A 90-year-old-plus lungfish put down due to old age. "For a fish who spent much of his time imitating a fallen log, he sparked curiosity, excitement and wonder among guests of all ages who would hear his story"
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(Guardian)
 
Weeners
 
New, less invasive and reversible form of male birth control available. All that it requires is this GIANT NEEDLE IN YOUR SCROTUM
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You would think the U.S. government would be a little less casual when transporting the UFOs they find
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this feline Pistorius
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Harambe-shaped Cheeto going for nearly $100k on eBay
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
This is Safer Internet Day, and authorities are pleading with people to embrace civility for just 24 hours. Especially you howler monkeys on the Politics page, they're definitely talking about you
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how Buddhist monks endure their vows of celibacy and poverty? METH
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Uber now being used for drive-by shootings
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Think your driving-related puns are worthy for some freeway signs? The Arizona Department of Transportation is looking for you
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
It's bad when thieves use metal shears to cut the corner of your license plate that bears your registration renewal sticker. It really sucks when your HOA declares your now "unregistered" vehicle a violation and boots it
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Child rapist arrested with this chilling quote from the story: One detective said that the human race hasn't invented words yet to describe what they found in the trailer of 57-year-old William Charles Thomas. (with mugshot timeline)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Business Insider looks at the Fark/Google Ads wars of 2017
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Mon February 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor still mad about losing Wisconsin
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Turns out the airline carry-on limit for pancakes is 30 pounds, provided they're a gift for someone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drug Dealer: 'President Obama commuted my sentence, I guess I'll get in a high speed chase with 2 lbs of COCAINE'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Forget Brexit, immigration, and the economy, the biggest issue facing Britain today is whether wigs make lawmakers too stuffy
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(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
If you have a Vizio smart TV, then Vizio knows EVERYTHING about you. What you watch, where you live and other personal data. And they've been selling the data
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Skateboarders, don't try this at home. Stick to your dweeby curbsides
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: Several ex-Philadelphia Flyers plan to play an exhibition game in Russia. Fark: Vladimir Putin plans on suiting up for the Russian team
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Guess who's turning 18
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the fourth time in a year, the Arctic will be hit by a hurricane-force winter storm that will raise temperatures as much as 50 to 60 degrees fahrenheit above normal. Nothing wrong with that, though, if it makes drilling for oil easier in the summer
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Place your bets on what happened when two guns rights advocates walked into a police station wearing body armor and ski masks, carrying a rifle and handgun
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Move along, nothing to see here. Just a cement mixer modified to look like a space capsule on the side of the freeway
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: One of these things is not like the others
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Legislator pushes panic button during debate to prove he should be allowed to carry a gun to the Capitol
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(Some Designer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kid under a bathroom sink
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
No one has spent this long on the throne since the all-you-can-eat special at Taco Bell
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Barbie bandit" at large
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's oldest fiancée gets engaged at age 106, says she doesn't want to go through a long engagement before marriage. Which at her age is anything more than 20 minutes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
No matter how you spin it, there's no cool way to tell your cellmates that you got caught shoplifting by a giraffe
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Having trouble finding a date? It may not be you, but just the city you live in
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers to our friend and host of the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show who was in a serious car accident on his way home from the station this morning. LGT first responders' report
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(Some Veggie Guy)
 
 
 
Teenager arrested for selling lettuce to desperate British vegans (with amusing stock photo of illicit vegetable dealing)
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Flight attendant saves child from human trafficking: "I left a note in one of the bathrooms. "She wrote back on the note and said 'I need help.'"
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Don't you just hate coming out to the parking lot and finding a car that is identical to yours in color, make and model parked next to it? Wow it even has the exact same license plate
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For the sixth consecutive year, Hawaii is the happiest state. Alaska finished second. Apparently the two happiest states just happen to also be the ones farthest away from Washington, D.C
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Cincinnati Zoo's prematurely born ugly-ass hippo walks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mr. Dickhaut the oyster deliveryman and the mystery of the stolen oysters and clams
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17th-century shopping list discovered in UK attic. The note says to pick up some bread, milk and a dozen leeches to help ward off the plague
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady in black
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Looks like the last 'job for life' is going robotic too. Sorry
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Is there any more widely accepted, universally beloved alcohol than bourbon?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The ten most adorable moments of the 2017 Puppy Bowl
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Researchers say the risk of choking increases during the Super Bowl, especially if you're the Atlanta Falcons offense
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Man's 140-pound tumor likely started as ingrown hair
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