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Sun November 20, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
A mile-high skyscraper built on reclaimed land in a country prone to typhoons and earthquakes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis facing epidemic of residents realizing they live in St. Louis
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goat yoga
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude Vikings became Raiders due to shortage of single women, huge signing bonuses from Al Davis
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(Fishki.net)
 
 
 
Photoshop these root vegetables
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(Some Ginger Guy)
 
 
 
Now that's a gingerbread house
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Willie Rogers, Medal of Honor recipient and the oldest surviving member of the original Tuskegee Airmen has slipped the surly bonds of Earth
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ok, which one of you Farkers works for The Outbound Collective?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these movers and shakers
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana city renames Columbus Day and Good Friday to be more culturally sensitive (link fixed)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Winter snowstorm causes 340 crashes in the Midwestern US as apparently everyone forgets how to drive in snow the eight months between storms
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If you come across a couple of men wearing yoga pants, long red fingernails, and false eyelashes, the Spartanburg police department would appreciate a heads up
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
World's shortest couple gets married, and inches their way into the Guinness Book of Worlds Records
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A police officer who was there to comfort a girl who just saw her father kill her mother has been demoted
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Cancer-stricken girl whose picture broke the world's hearts has died
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Behold the most maligned wine that gets no respect. No, not Thunderbird; we're talking about Merlot
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(Chron)
 
 
 
In Soviet France, the government names you
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
When made correctly, pizza is (seriously) a health food
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
New elementary school sponsored activity: fight club
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Giving thanks
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop 'Bombshell Betty'
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Quick: Name the top three states with the highest rate of divorce. California? Nope. New York? Nah. Texas? Nice try
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California airport closed due to: A) weather, B) power outage, C) bubbles?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Starting a family is important and isn't selfish or environmentally unfriendly. It's a public good and it gets a bad rap." And off we go...
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's not really news when a teenager gets killed for his tennis shoes, but it is when the teen is the grandson of a U.S. congressman
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The last remaining hospital in Aleppo was destroyed by air strikes
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So now we're booing Gold Star families on planes going to see their dead child?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alt-right surprised to learn that constitution has nothing to do with private business, while espousing virtues of constitution
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Woman finds WWII dog tags after Hurricane Matthew, returns them to veteran's son and proves good stories can still come out of Florida
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Eight-month-old baby had a coin stuck in his throat for 37 DAYS before doctors notice change
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you want a consent decree? Because this is how you get a consent decree
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man hurling bricks from roof demands chocolate from police
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Sat November 19, 2016
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Mynd you, møøse stories Kan be pretti dusti
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
California drought has killed 102 million trees
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Behold Britain's most fattening sandwich - 8,000 calories of kebab meat, surrounded by breaded chicken and coated with cheese. In addition - Diners have to sign a form to say they won't sue in the event of a heart attack
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Pope names seventeen new Cardinals, hopes to unseat the Chicago Cubs as NLDS Champions
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Judge presiding over citizenship ceremony tells new Americans they should leave if they don't like President Trump
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(Some Squirrel Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a billboard for Fark
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And in today's Incomprehensible News From Australia: "Daredevil speedboat hooners terrorise locals in a dangerous new social media craze called 'Tinny Bashing'" (w/ pics, video of tinny bashing)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The good news is the air ambulance aircraft arrived at the scene of the accident immediately
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This just in: Not only did Russian scientists find Noah's floodwater at the bottom of the deepest hole in the world, but an oil field in Fairbanks, Alaska, allowed Satan to climb out of hell and onto the face of the earth after they drilled too deep
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For £38 per month, this exorcism school will teach you how to cast out demons. Don't delay, sign-up today. Remember, the power of Christ compels you. VISA and Mastercard accepted
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(UPI)
 
 
 
FBI seek 'The Spelling Bee Bandit,' known for writing "robery" on a withdrawal slip and handing it to the teller. Authorities caution the public that he may be carrying a gub
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
There's an octopus in the parking garage. No sign of the valet
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An improvement to Thanksgiving
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You know how you have to do the upkeep on your little abode when it comes into disrepair? Well apparently a lot of people want the royal family to pay for their Buckingham Palace repairs themselves
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It seems the 20th century kids forgot to take out the space trash and now we probably won't be able to live there anytime soon in the 21st century
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Couple survive six months in the Manitoba wilderness, eating fish and snake. "(It was) pretty good...Like chicken, as they say"
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
2016 rips the heart out of one of our nation's best doctors at the senseless age of 96
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Mother complains about racist bullying 3rd grade son endures in school. School administrator says they'll "tackle this bullying issue," then kicks son out of school, files trespass warning against mom, boy
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
NZ academics call for vegetarian-only days at army camps, schools and hospitals to free Kiwis from bacon "risks"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Before you open fire on somebody who just walked into your home, first make sure it's not really a friend popping in for a surprise visit
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you walk into a police station dressed in a bunny outfit and repeatedly blast an air horn despite being asked to stop, yeah, you might get punched
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Old but sweet: School Bake Sales. New and Savory: School Beef Sales
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(Time)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club, we're looking for the best book to get kids interested in reading (or, if you prefer, your favorite book as a child)
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Being a good bartender is a lot like being a good lawyer because everyday you have to be on top of your game, they're both professions that are performed on a stage, and you have to convince people you know what you're doing even when you're clueless
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ugly-assed (no really) tiny echidna puggles born at Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these golf course invaders
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So 21st century tech: Soon you won't have to show up at funerals and instead grieve through your 'smart' phone to say goodbye to your loved ones. So much for respecting the dead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cautious technician
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Couple spends two and a half months in jail after cops mistake baking soda for cocaine
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Memory Care facility residents who are in need of around-the-clock care take over the task of caring for tiny abandoned kittens who are also in need of around-the-clock care. What goes around, comes around - especially on Caturday
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Frenchman planning to cross the Atlantic on a yacht eating 50-year-old food. He'll feel pretty stupid when Trump stops him from entering the US
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
This year's Thanksgiving dinner drops $0.24 to $49.87, not counting the cost of alcohol to get through a day with relatives
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Seriously, you're doing it wrong. Very wrong
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sonoma Fark Party November 19th, Carneros Brewing Company/Ceja Vineyards Tasting Room @ 1 PM local time
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
In space no one can hear you poop
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
At 1:31 p.m. Friday the sun set in Barrow, Alaska for the last time. Ever. (Yes, you read it correctly)
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Spiffy: a country considers enshrining a right to food. Difficulty: it's the country that considers haggis, deep fried Mars bars and Irn Bru as edible
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Death from the skies as 5000 calories of pizza makes its first-ever bomb run by drone
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Chipotle getting sued again, this time because their Chorizo calorie counter was almost 300% off
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Modern medicine has made root canal surgery almost painless ... unless the dentist accidentally drops a 3cm-long file down your throat
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Romero News Network discovers prescription drugs are cheaper in Canuckistan
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
No matter who you are. Not matter where you're from. This is for you. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Dentist uses the old "I did this for a living in Ukraine" defense
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
A metaphor for the election floods Santa Clara
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian woman who killed groom's aunt and injured guests while dancing and firing guns at wedding was previously in trouble for suggesting Muslims be sterilized. No word on her position in Trump's cabinet
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
The problem isn't "fake" news, it's the media trying to pass off crap as news. I think there's a website about that somewhere
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you try to introduce American-born pandas to China, they struggle with adapting to the local language and cuisine
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Will legal marijuana lead to more people smoking tobacco?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Reasons No. 275,618 and No. 275,619 why you should never be rude to your flight attendant on your flight: You may get farted on and have your drink watered down
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Samples of JFK's DNA sold at auction for $4.8m
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Yeah, well... my kid can fart the alphabet
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man blurs the line between homeless and early Black Friday shopper
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The best part of the Thanksgiving holiday is Thanksgiving Eve when everybody is still fresh, rested, and ready to celebrate Cheersgiving at the bars
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Do you have Gzhel or Khokhloma at home? If you have both, you should think about getting a Kadomsky veniz
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
At least they know how to file...oh wait
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Man gets off on train molestation charges by asserting to satisfaction of judge that he was actually trying to pickpocket some other passenger
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop where this ladder leads
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday BLAM BLAM BLAM, BLAM BLAM BLAM to you
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD rescue pit bull puppy trapped on balcony. Amazingly no one was shot or mauled in the process
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man caught selling horsemeat to undercover cops for $7 per pound. That's outrageously over-priced
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A car hit a deer, and as the deer was flying through the air, it wondered, "could this day get any worse?" Seconds later, it learned the answer was YES
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the staredown between Trump and the class action lawsuit about his Trump University, Trump has finally blinked
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"So you say you got a vasectomy, prove it." "Check Facebook"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The only person in the world without a smartphone feels cheated by $11 GPS fee in his rental car
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teacher with the nickname 'Paedo Jones' is fired after a schoolgirl is seen with her face in his groin in a class storeroom. Well, see, the nickname should have been the first red flag
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just because you are in the middle of an 8-year land dispute with your neighbor is no reason to accuse him of luring one of your pigs over with doughnuts and having sex with it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tracking device found on MTA bus in New York
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Homestar Runner 2016 Halloween Costume round-up
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(500px)
 
 
 
Photoshop this oops moment
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
RIP Midgetville
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
There's a thing called a reminiscence bump that means you remember way more from being between 15 and 25 than any other age. I just remember drinking all the beer
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Hollywood Reporter publishes a very confusing exclusive interview with Steve Bannon. The most confusing part is how The Hollywood Reporter landed an exclusive interview with Steve Bannon
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Next time you heat up cup ramen, add some sake. "Instead of a strong alcoholic kick, mixing with the ramen broth brought out more of the sweetness in its flavor profile, and also imparted a bit of pleasant creaminess to the broth's mouth feel"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
High school students from a Russian-speaking community within Estonia perfectly illustrate the current Baltic info wars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Begun, the husband and cheating wife drone wars have
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Kitten convoy arrives in Victoria B.C., presumably accompanied by a thousand screamin' trucks and eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge allows cancer-stricken UK teen to be frozen after her death. She just can't LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOO
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Today in unreasonable reactions: No shopping carts left at the store? BURN IT ALL DOWN
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman hangs a 1-year-old at a daycare, drives over a pedestrian and bicyclist, crashes her van and threatens to jump from an overpass. Currently taking bets on what the drug test shows
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Missing Perth man found bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee in Thailand. Oh, that ain't workin'
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman's flesh-eating-bacteria stuffed Tilapia recipe turns out to be a hit with doctors, health officials
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to put the Brenden Dassey welcome home party plans on hold
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Attention whoring reaching new levels as Coca-Cola makes a "selfie bottle"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Rick Snyder tells judge Michigan can't provide safe water to Flint residents because it's like too hard and costs money and stuff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New fitness fad has people getting into shape by crawling. Which is nothing new, the Irish have been doing it for years
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man, it's getting so that you can't even have a manly fight in Tampa without somebody driving over people, into the bar
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Gullible Viewer: Polar bear is petting a dog, how cute. Wildlife Conservation Officer: Actually, the bear is playing with its food. The dog's owner chained the dog up and baited the bears to make this 'cute' video
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Missouri court rules that frozen embryos are property and not people. Usually that designation isn't given to people until they enter the work force and become employees
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(AOL)
 
 
 
World's heaviest man (1,100 pounds) leaves his bed for the first time in 6 years
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
So it turns out the mystery jet that was flying around Denver was just a Navy doomsday plane on a routine training mission. Nothing to see here, citizen. Move along
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1978, "Don't drink the Kool-Aid" permanently enters the U.S. lexicon
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you're flying out of O'Hare airport for Thanksgiving, be prepared to wait; the airport's union has voted to strike
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old pier
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
....well it looks like California National Guard soldiers will keep their big bonuses after all
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Britain passes law that every citizen's browser history must be collected and saved
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel is one of the most popular choices for people on Thanksgiving
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Feds find that Harambe died because he lived in the ghetto
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tour guide captures the "video of a lifetime" when a wild polar bear pets a chained-up sled dog in the Canadian wilds
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Surely the pro-life crowd will be along to demand justice at any moment now
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Grandma didn't get run over by a reindeer, she just sent her Thanksgiving text to the wrong number
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
This overcooked school hamburger is creating quite a stir online, but hey it is probably better than what most school lunches are to begin with
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Video claims France's first female astronaut screamed "Earth must be warned" before she attempted suicide
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
"There's a snake in my boot." Sheriff Woody unavailable for comment
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Israeli agricultural minister gifts Russia with drone, manages to piss off the engineers operating the drone, the Spanish company that built the drone, the US government since the drone may have had US tech, and the Russians for not handing it over
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
National intelligence director has submitted his resignation, since he would have nothing to do for at least the next four years
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Dateline covered his plight. The Montana state legislature granted the governor clemency power to release him from prison. Now learn how a man fought for 20 years to be released from prison, and why he is now going back
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Weed broke the Canadian stock market
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS is apparently unfamiliar with "The Three Little Pigs." Probably not halal
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Henan sperm bank answers complaints from media outlets, denies they have lowered their high standards of Chinese nationality, good health, no bad habits, junior college degree, 1.65 meters height
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(PureWow)
 
 
 
Seven reasons why it's actually better to let your dog sleep in your bed
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge tells rapist 'you're the most stupid defendant I've ever come across.' Eww
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Woman who kicked her transgender child out now suing her child for undergoing gender transition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy that croaked a while ago
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(Network World)
 
 
 
TSA: Keep grandma's gravy at home but the turducken can fly
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
When you're a moose butting heads sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you become locked together and fall in the water to become a bizarre double Mooseicle
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(The Week)
 
 
 
You may want to read this before you go frolic in that pile of leaves
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Man nets €44k by recycling one bottle. Hell, the pile of empty bourbon bottles outside Drew's office door might be worth enough to pay off the national debt
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Stay with me on this one: Satan, Jesus and God walk into a car dealership
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cuba pardons nearly 800 convicts after finally realizing there's nothing of value in Cuba to steal to justify the cost of keeping someone in prison
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Numerous holidays are right around the corner. Are you ready with a great dessert to take to the festivities? Share your fall and winter treats so your fellow Farkers can take the good stuff (or, c'mon, stay home and gorge)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fake news outperforms real news. News Directors everywhere stroking their beards in a super-villiany fashion
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Yellow, foamy blob found outside hazardous waste facility was only 'soap,' according to spokesman, and was not Donald Trump as initially feared
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy between a rock and a hard place
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
If you share a single Apple ID between your wife's iPhone and yours, call your girlfriend from a payphone
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Ig-pay atin-lay on't-way ool-fay ops-cay
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Sick of drivers behind them flashing their high beams, drivers in China are putting scary ghost and monster decals in their back windows to freak out the offenders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Important safety tip: Do not attempt to change your pants while drinking and driving
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Accused prostitute to undercover cop: Guacamole is extra
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Son steals $8,000 coin collection from father, puts it through Coinstar to make $60 to buy crack
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Driver fleeing hit-and-run with a car gets into second hit-and-run with a train
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The greatest threat of our time is evolving: "Grizzlies are learning that gunshots are dinner bells"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver cops unveil 'pot breathalyzer' which if you put the batteries in backwards makes a great bong, man
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Director of National Intelligence: My position is an oxymoron, so I'll be going now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I was a gardener like you, then I took an arrow to the thigh
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A thrill seeker from Sheffield has combined his passions for biscuits and bungee jumping by successfully dunking from 75 metres in the air" (w/ vid)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Give yourself an honest review and realize that there is no reason in the world that an attractive lady from the Philippines wants to be your friend"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Pallas cat
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Swedish union has set up a hotline for workers to report instances of "mansplaining". Actually, mansplaining is when you explain something, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dog saves 5-year-old with Down syndrome who was trapped in a clothes dryer. Your dog wants Bounce dryer sheets
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Too broke for missiles, switching to guns
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
LAPD planning stings to crack down on holiday 'porch pirates'
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians vote for common loon. America nods its head in knowing agreement
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock to those of you who don't live in Texas, but old white judges in Houston don't give a fark about poor black people
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man turns to ID theft after wife leaves him for an Elvis impersonator. No, Subby is not having a stroke
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Teen surprised by Captain America goes out like Captain Marvel
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why you should be drinking whiskey this Thanksgiving- besides your relatives, that is
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even if your hospital is part of your insurance network, the physicians working inside the ER may not be, leading to thousands of dollars of extra bills and a possibly a return visit for your heart attack after the bill
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
The high price of elderly romance - flirty matchmaking trips to IKEA, differences in living habits, adult children questions, pensions. To say nothing of the chafing
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Charles Darwin is not known for his cooking skills, but his braising recipe is to die for, and the meat just falls off the bones
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
There are plenty of ways one could send a cake through the British Post. This is not one of them
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Police in Texas are turning on their sirens and pulling people over so they can give them free Thanksgiving turkeys. And if they just so happen to smell alcohol or pot during these friendly little stops, so be it
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Cheetos are not a good fire starter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hipsters are rebooting taxidermy to reflect their love of animals and fringe art. "Sure, some of us enjoy black lipstick and winged eyeliner, but that really isn't the focus... Taxidermy today has an edge that I do not think it had in its own time"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 602: "Orange 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Swinging the Rudder Around on cycling safety, MP proposes 'Dutch Reach' bill
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Cuban seamen, condoms, fish... this joke should write itself
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ Florida man, Florida man, sells tainted South American cheese products and gets fifteen months in the federal pen, and I don't know where to go with this song after that ♪
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Flights back to normal after police identify the body of the gunman who apparently met a man he didn't like earlier in the day outside of Will Rogers International Airport in Oklahoma City
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Actress who played Michelle Obama goes low when police go high regarding her mother's arrest over a bad check
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
University of Albany sorority members arrested for forcing pledges to eat mud and garbage. Police charge them with impersonating a fraternity
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Cow's great escape attempt foiled after jumping overboard, swimming to shore and then running through town. To be fair, Steve McQueen had a motorcycle and he still didn't make it
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Worried about birth control? Try an IUD: It will last longer than a Trump Presidency. Submitter's Warning: If you experience a Trump Presidency lasting longer than four years, please contact a medical professional
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Party Rock Fire rages on mostly uncontained in western North Carolina, where residents are not having a good time
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Feds ok butt secs. Suggest using maple syrup as lube
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dead pig carcasses reported on I-75 after accident. On the bright side, at least they're not live pig carcasses
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(euobserver)
 
 
 
Photoshop this interrogation
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Three Dutch WW2 shipwrecks vanished from Java Sea bed. Divers say there are large holes, they cannot even find a rudder
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Your supreme leader so fat when he wears a Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on his back
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The rare headline question that is answered not only yes, but "Hell Yes"
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
What could possibly go wrong when news anchor doodles on live TV...?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot has the fish
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
20 Years of tractor trailer experience leads to one moment as driver of 18-wheeler intentionally drives off the road to avoid hitting school bus
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh lordy, oh lordy. It's Wednesday and I haven't submitted the Fark Writer's thread yet *delete* sonofab-
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Bull in a 'gina shop
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A 19-year-old. 208mph. In a Mustang. Yeah, right
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(The Influence)
 
 
 
Denver is going to let restaurants apply for weed licenses and this is what our future will undoubtedly look like
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Are superheroes really just fascists in costumes?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MN police officer charged with 2nd degree manslaughter in shooting death of Philando Castile
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Photoshop this group of goats
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Law-abiding pervert turns out to be not so law-abiding. Still a pervert, though
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Up until now, old convictions for being gay would stay on your record forever. Now all you have to do is hire a lawyer and spend a lot of money
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
North Korea government hasn't yet told their people that Donald Trump has been elected president. Apparently Kim Jong-un wants to break it to them easily that he's no longer the world leader with the worst haircut
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Now if THIS isn't the ultimate Canadian experience short of a beaver walking into a bar holding a jar of maple syrup, I don't know what is"
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(Sunday World)
 
 
 
Pensioner trampled to death by " NO - NO - NO- NOTORIOUS" sheep
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two tablets containing the oldest known copy of the 15 *crash* Single tablet containing the oldest known copy of the 10 commandments is up for auction
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
What does your state consider "sweater weather?" Bare-armed South Dakotans point and laugh at shivering Arizonans
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bought a cheap burner phone to avoid U.S. government surveillance? Congratulations, now you have Chinese government surveillance
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes they need to be adopted
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lawyer who blamed a non-existent black man to cover up her drunk driving gets 10 days in jail. The non-existent black man was sentenced to 20 years
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this laid back young woman
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Statistics professor goes against advice and wins a lottery payout of $100,000. More amazing is that he already beat astronomical odds when he got a job with a degree in statistics
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you want to mess with your dog's head just give him a bowl of water with the drawing of a cartoon bone at the bottom
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Bernie Bro loses election bet, has Trump photo tattooed on a place selected by Facebook fans. Naturally they choose his lower back
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
New Balance reaps the fruits of Trump endorsement, awarded title of "Official Shoes of White People" by the Neo-Nazis
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man has special gun-ditching hole in his car just in case the cops pull him over. NRA says, what's the big deal?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man mistakes brother for a coyote or small deer and shoots him. Police say that explanation is suspicious because experts tell them that coyotes and deer don't normally wear bright orange hunting coveralls
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Toddler is the 'only person in the world' who can't eat or drink anything
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Guinness Book of World Records not interested in NRA's idea of record setting. Look, we got a thousand guys to line up and all shoot their guns at once, that's gotta be a record? Guinness says, point the guns at yourselves and we'll be there
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman sues Zara Dresses after allegedly finding dead rat sewn into her clothes, developing rodent rash. Expect company to look into "Cinderella Defense"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out the Chinese have figured out the "when pigs fly" part and now are working on the "where pigs land" part
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
'We don't get many koalas in here." "Well, at these prices, you won't get many more"
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Tue November 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's difference between Canada and the US: when digging their own graves, Canadians use a backhoe, not an election
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Watchdog group releases Top 10 list of most dangerous toys for 2016. Little guy Irwin Mainway and his Bag-O-Glass shut out again in favor of soulless corporate creations like the Warcraft DoomHammer
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
And the award for 'lackluster criminal name of the year' goes to, "The Air Horn Guy", for blasting a train horn at 4:00am
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Ford Motor Company tells Donald to fark himself, Mexico expansion full steam ahead
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Warning: smoking causes cancer, heart disease, and pictures of you being treated for non-smoking related health issues appearing in anti-smoking ads
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Man arrested for DUIASABSIM: Driving Under the Influence After Spraying Axe Body Spray Into Mouth
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
'Soul Patch Bandit' robs another bank, seen on the run with 'Landing Strip Lizzie'
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Trump injects the blood of teenagers to stay young and spry, but he probably totally will. If he isn't already
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scary monster
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
♫ OOOOOOklahoma where the bullets go flying by the planes ♪
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea to China: Stop calling our dear leader Kim Fatty III. We are not amused
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent? "Superfetation is extremely rare. It is a medical phenomenon so rare there are only 10 medically documented cases of it in the world"
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
AR-15s without pesky background checks or waiting periods? Oh, my, no, that would be illegal. Say, wanna buy a kit of startlingly rifle-shaped untraceable pieces?
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Try to remember that the Secret Service also reads Twitter
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Browns fan has applied for a parade if team has perfect 0-16 season. Team spokesman, when asked, says, "I really don't have anything to say about it"
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Sav(i)or this one: It's Jack T. Chick's final tract
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tinder adds 40 new gender options,to allow the inclusion of trans and other sexual identifiers, so now everyone can swipe right when drunk enough
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey tries to explain positive Donald Trump, Obama tweet. "I was still completely hammered from the bender I went on after the election" surprisingly not the answer
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
PA is leaving the stone age as governor signs bill that will allow six packs to be sold at beer distributors
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Five helpful tips to keep in mind while having sex in the 80's. Shouldn't we have heard about this back then?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I can't imagine why anyone in "middle America" would think Ivy League kids are out-of-touch elitists
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Who steals computers from a soup kitchen?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russians stoke the coals of the aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov with SU-33 Flanker jets as massive offensive to heat Syria before the winter begins
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sighting in church
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Exhibit A on why you should never spend as much for an engagement ring as you would for a starter house
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Here are the weirdest things that have ever shut down highways, from lost robots to 20 tonnes of spilled spaghetti sauce to Don the Sheepdog, who decided one day he'd like to drive himself to the steak store (pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billionaire oil baron uses a gold-plated spray gun to make it rain at his brother's wedding (pics, etc)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Banana breaks up with Orange after violent exchange
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Historic anchor to be pulled from Detroit River. Well, once Detroit goes sailing away out to sea, don't say I didn't warn you
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bluetooth Sport Earbuds. Sweatproof wireless music listening device. Special features also include volume control and battery indicator. (Sponsored Link)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The last U.S. presidential yacht has been sold for $0. While checking out the yacht, the new owners discovered a family of raccoons. Ach du lieber
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"F*** you. I'm not paying anything." Enjoy the soup
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Important safety tip: If your lawyer insists on hypnotizing you each time you meet, he might not be on the up and up
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The last mall arcade in Los Angeles is closing its doors. Game over
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Boston prepares to receive its annual $250,000 gift from the taxpayers of Canada. Merry Frickin' Christmas eh
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Over the centuries, people have tossed so many pennies at the grave of Benjamin Franklin that his gravestone is now cracked. It could be the normal effect of time and weather on stone, but let's say it was pennies to make it interesting
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Canada, long thought of as America's loyal hat, has put in a bid to become America's back-stabbing Elvis wig by attempting to lure four key states to join their pretend country
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just so we're all on the same page with this one, you can't paint your own disabled parking spot on the street outside your house (pics)
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Bondage club operates near pre-school, church; works as a non-profit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this expensive new boat
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Family saved after being trapped by the earthquake in New Zealand
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Beer Advent Calendar. That is all
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help I can't stop running down these steps. Oops, protestor
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New Jersey policeman pulls a Pee Wee and saves all animals from burning animal hospital
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We're pretty generous giving out our national ID numbers
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Ashland County, Ohio stakes its claim to the Guinness record for the largest barbecue
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Thanks to global outrage, Pizza the polar bear released from his shopping mall prison, will move to ocean park in North China
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alien-hunters in Peru are in a frenzy over a street light, similar street lights have also been spotted in other parts of the country
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(5280.com)
 
 
 
This Denver veteran volunteers his time to ensure no soldier dies alone. "He sits at the doorway to death, ushering his brothers through whatever portal separates us from the world we know and the uncertainty that comes next"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Old news: Trump born June 16, 1946. Great Fark-ready headline: As Donald Trump turns 70, astrology reveals his Uranus problem
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Omg ... moo ... itigbs ... ttyl ... moo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The credit card companies want you to waive your rights to sue them
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Driver with 17 prior convictions for driving with a suspended license caught once again. According to the police, "Maybe the 18th time is the charm." Yeah, I am real certain he learned his lesson this time
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Lawyer convicted of selling fake Viagra. Will do hard time
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Michigan police officer gets his geography wrong while trying to make the South rise again
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Anti-Trump protestors, Marines celebrating Corps birthday by pub crawl collide in Ybor City. Hilarity almost ensues
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japan debates whether university beauty pageants are shining example of student-run and student-owned contributions to local cultural festivals, or just cheap way to get college girls to flash some skin and start their TV-celebrity careers
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(Cavalier Daily)
 
 
 
University professors demand that its president refrain from quoting the university's racist, slave-owning founder
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Fark NotNewsletter: What's long and hard and has kept you up at night?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fabulous Floridian feloniously flinging fettuccine following fantastic fellatio for/from fellas
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
With record 200 million singles, China has entered fourth wave of singledom. "A significant portion of the single population in China freely spend on luxury items, as well as on entertainment such as going to bars and karaoke parlors"
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Pastor tells grieving husband his wife suffered a miscarriage because of his porn addiction
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this prepper
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Real news reporting may be figuratively dead, but Gwen Ifill is literally dead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'll see your Swedish chef that looks like Trump and up it with a Chinese pheasant that sports the same hairstyle
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(Us Weekly)
 
 
 
The must-have toy that is every parents' nightmare this Christmas is the Hatchimal egg that is so popular it has already sold out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know, it doesn't really count as environmentally friendly if you just push your houseboat into the sea and hope for the best
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Marooooooooned
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Chinese zoo admits using Siberian huskies as fake wolves. Zoo keepers said there was little physical difference between the two animals, although the huskies taste far better
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Glacier Edition
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Wife brings wrench to fight. Husband brings sword. Wife wins (with mugshot)
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(The 1870s)
 
 
 
Train robberies down by 90℅. Hipsters turn to cattle rustling to satisfy their vintage crime needs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Four conservative Catholic cardinals, who seem to be more than a little unclear on how a monarchy works, exactly, issue a letter challenging Pope Francis' teachings on marriage and the family
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Californians vote to ban plastic grocery bags across the state. Plastic to stay only where it belongs - in Hollywood
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Swedish chef under attack for looking like Donald Trump
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(AOL)
 
 
 
All humor contains an element of pain, which is probably why this high school student thought handing out fake deportation letters was funny
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia finally gets their coal-powered aircraft carrier near Syria. Apparently they can't land planes on it, though
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's National Pickle Day, so be sure to give one to your significant other
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Today's mad libs headline: "Celibate commune in west Michigan generates nostalgia"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Local reporting at its finest - an article about the 'Supermoon' visible over the UK tonight. "Weather permitting [it] will be visible without the need for a telescope"
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"When officers arrived at the home, they found several wild animals all roaming freely inside including three tigers, a cougar, a skunk and a fox"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This man will attempt to outdo Michael Phelps at something when it comes to swimming. He will try to swim across the Atlantic from Senegal to Brazil
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(Time)
 
 
 
Cash-starved Indians struggling after currency ban, World Series loss
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop what they are really auctioning off at Sotheby's
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woodcocks crashing into UK's glass buildings
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I'm having sex with my boyfriend and my ex-boss. Boyfriend treats me well and wants marriage, but I'm hesitant to commit, as ex-boss is a hot 41 and I'm addicted to his fantastic lovemaking skills. What should I do?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Peanut the Giant Panda takes her first steps
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Donald is not a Trump or a Drumpf, instead he is Dawood Ibrahim Khan born to a Muslim family in Pakistan
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Wolf howls at loon, house dressing really becomes house dressing, and auto-erotic asphyxiation: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/6 - 11/12
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Man collects Over 1,200 pieces of prehistoric poop for a Guinness World Record. European Fecal Standards and Measurements to weigh in next week
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
In Iowa, it's front page news when a new Mexican restaurant opens
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Nursing home residents overdose on heroin, so the home gets fined instead of prosecuted
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A new nationwide survey has found that men in their 20s are spending more on clothes, shoes and personal care than their female counterparts. Males in their 20s will splash an average of $493 every month to look good. $103 more than women"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cool, going to Chili's to get a free Veterans Day meal? Got your Military ID, Check, Got your Discharge Papers, Check? Hey, not so fast there, black guy
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trumpenführer is surprised to learn that being POTUS consists of more than State Dinners and blowjobs from the interns
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