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Sun October 16, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
If your erection should get stuck in a bottle, please seek help immediately before it turns black
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do you need for a good night's sleep? Experts say buy a cheapo mattress, go to bed late and give your pillows to the cat. That work for you?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Note to winos: Throw your cheap-ass bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 wine into a blender and presto--you have an expensive vintage of Chateau Lafite
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Retired engineer voluntarily fixes dangerous stretches of wilderness cycling trails in B.C., is taken to court by Canadian government to force him to stop: "These are goat tracks, and if somebody falls they could roll down a 400-500 foot slope"
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(Which?)
 
 
 
If you bought your carbon monoxide detector off Amazon or eBay, better contact them pronto, assuming you're still alive
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match - Graveyard Shift edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iraqi forces begin offensive on their "Second City." They must be Dodgers fans
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Some farkhammer of a linguist claims we curse too farking much
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The right of citizens to keep and bear caneguns has been infringed
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sometimes pilots get over Macho Grande ... and other commercial jets on the runway
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his goat
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Elephant sees man drowning, decides to save him
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Opiate-addicted and with long underwear over your head is no way to go through life, son
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(The State)
 
 
 
Whiskey workers strike at two Jim Beam distilleries in Kentucky. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The five best Cuban rums to try now that the embargo has been lifted
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to cut off your ankle monitor and escape your murder trial in Chattanooga, do it after business hours when no one is monitoring them
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Let's face it, maybe more cocktails need to be served in boots
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
ISIS: "Dabiq will be the place of our prophetic victory over the Infidels." Infidels: "Yeah, about that"
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(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Want to cut the cheese professionally? Pass a test and be a cheese whiz
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Better hope your neighbor doesn't win the lottery or you may go bankrupt
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: It happened while I was asleep
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dog and his little friend
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Millennial graduates from the Jenny McCarthy Institute of Vaccination Research less likely to get flu vaccine. BONUS: Pro-vax 'Hamiliton' musical parody vid in article
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(Today)
 
 
 
Normally, when a stranger randomly picks up elementary school cheerleader, the happy ending isn't happy for both parties
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
North Korea's assault on the Sea of Japan stymied
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Most disturbing headline you'll read all week: "Watch Donald Trump feel up Rudy Giuliani in drag"
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Sat October 15, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Now you can spend $295 per person to eat replica airline food in a replica plane. Yay
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
We could be the last car-owning generation
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The first time is an accident, the 2nd time is coincidence, the 3rd time is enemy action
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
You've been eating pizza wrong your whole life. Except in New York. You're fine
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Give us the name of a cereal that you would never buy
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rock 'n' roll knighthood
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(News West 9)
 
 
 
Surely the admins won't green light a story about green lights
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report my wife for raising our kids vegetarian"
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Drug, alcohol, fark admin appointments on the rise for 7th graders
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Stupid science continues to make dinosaurs more lame every day
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
US in top 10 of empathy. That's good. Empathy is not necessarily a good thing. That's bad. Saudi Arabia also high in empathy. That's good. No, wait, bad. No, good. Subby gives up. That's good, trust me
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because young adults today aren't already infantilized enough, now chiropractors are recommending they start crawling for exercise. "It's the new planking"
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(Lego)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: If minifigs ruled the world
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Town in Italy now has a wine fountain where people can get free wine at all hours of the day. FARK PARTY
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Alcohol-free cocktail you'll want to try, maybe like next time you're approving the fark queue
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your chances of getting a green light today are great with drunk admins in play
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Faith can move mountains, but it'll take a lot more than that for Norway to move one to Finland, thank you very much
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Disabled Marine stands guard for three days over downed power line along popular path, warning neighbors, kids of live wire arcing in standing water. "I just perched there with water and Gatorade"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Where to ride out World War III
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
The secret to a healthy life? Eat more chocolate
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Don't rock the plane (rock the plane), don't tip the plane over (rock the plane), don't rock the plane baby
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Sorry men but apparently women would rather cuddle with their smartphones more so than you
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(Listverse)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know what was the strangest book you've ever read, and what made it so strange to you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Normally I make the Roomba do its business outside. Today, I left the bathroom door open and I found a huge mess. Apparently, the Roomba got the TP stuck to it and now I have 300 feet of TP throughout the house. How does your Roomba ruin your day?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Having the exact same name as another patient in the hospital is something to laugh about. Unless a surgeon mistakenly removes your kidney instead of theirs
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman confined to a hospice had only one wish - to snuggle a kitten. So the local SPCA brought her a whole basket full of kittens, which turns out to be just what the doctor ordered on Caturday
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: "Troopers: Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In 1965, woman buys plaid dress for her daughter for picture day at school. Since then, every girl in the extended family has worn that same plaid dress on picture day. One day, they plan on washing it
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Fishermen charged for catching fish with too many hooves and antlers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Jesus Christ, I drunkenly applied for my student card and it asked for a photo, so I picked one with a Snapchat filter. Why did they accept this? I can never use this as ID"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farking in the "D." Saturday October 15th, Greektown Casino, Detroit, 5PM
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
CIA plans to risk WWIII because John Podesta had a shiatty password
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
The weekend is almost here, but that doesn't mean you get out of the Fark Weird News Quiz. I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Two new lumps of dark material found in the rings around Uranus
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Home grown Freedom Fighters arrested before they could unleash freedom
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(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
Ken Bone is currently leading Jill Stein in Florida
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The US is considering a cyber attack to 'embarrass' Russia over alleged hacking of the DNC - they announced at 5pm Friday
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Having a hipster beard and moonwalking through a convenience store probably won't get your name and picture in the paper. Doing it with heroin in your pocket will
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Electric cars could be given priority at traffic lights, because people who have enough money to buy Teslas sure don't care to spend time sitting in traffic behind your crappy Kia
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
How do you protect political lawn signs from being stolen? One person uses dog waste but that is putting **** on top of ****
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Company unveils meatless burger that bleeds like beef
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(Atlanta Black Star)
 
 
 
Delta Flight Attendant: "Is there a doctor on the plane?" Woman: "I'm a doctor." Attendant: "But, you're black?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman undergoes surgery to get elfin ears, ends up resembling a mutant bat
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little hand on the prairie
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(Leader-Telegram)
 
 
 
You know the election season is bad when it causes a radio talk show host to walk out and quit while on the air - hero tag for doing something we all wish we could do
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Montana brewery combines beer with yoga classes. Now if they could just get rid of the yoga, they'd really have something
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
As if driving wasn't already dangerous enought now you need to keep your eye out for sex-crazed deer
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
New Mexico man finds out why there are so few 1969 Dodge Chargers left. At least, he will when he wakes up
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Shark tells shark-proof cage to EABOD
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Atmos 2 Vaporizer. Reengineered anodized chamber and improved ceramic heating. Still no "stun" setting. (Sponsored Link)
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Navy's fast attack ship USS Detroit to visit actual Detroit. Sailors warned that Detroit is more dangerous than Mogadishu, but they're still not allowed to shell it
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(PennLive)
 
Boobies
 
Keep your shirt on, Grandma, this is Applebee's
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this poker dude
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Great Barrier Reef to the press: "I'm not dead yet"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Couple disappeared a month ago, but new posts are appearing on their Facebook account. Nope, nothing creepy here
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Russia's GDP will be just fine as they switch from an oil producing country to a grain-producing country. It's like how it always works out when actors decide to take up singing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Certain Halloween costumes triggering you? University of Florida will offer counseling
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What's behind the final demise of Nancy Grace, you ask? Well, it's mostly that Headline News is trying to remake itself as a news network with the "gravitas of CNN." Um, that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Good news for the next Fark Party: bans on Cuban rum and cigars have officially been lifted. Thanks Obama
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why are people searching for World War III on the Internet?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Sorry nude dancers, you can't start shimmying at the clubs" in Pennsylvania
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
PA youth pastor tells his wife he doesn't love her anymore and he wants to be with a 15-year-old girl from his youth group, who he's impregnated. 85 felony and 84 misdemeanor counts later, he learns why that was a REALLY bad idea
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
2016
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Nothing brightens a hospital patient's day quite like bringing them flowers. Until they find out they are recycled flowers left behind at a funeral
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How can you and your spouse score some sweet time off work and free holidays? Just mail yourself 80,000 death threats
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman gives Florida man a run for his money by attempting to vacuum gasoline out of the trunk of her car. "What are you thinking? I think even a child would know not to do that"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Taiwanese folk dancer
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Announcing what will surely be the most unsuccessful boycott ever
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Newspaper invites the public to come watch next week's debate. And play with kittens for stress relief
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pastor in Indiana confronts children by threatening them with the gun in his waistband. Just like Jesus did
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis congratulates the president of Colombia on his Nobel Peace Prize
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What the Royal Navy has described as its first "robot wars" are fully under way off the coasts of Scotland and west Wales
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NY Times lawyer to Trump: EABOD
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Taste bud buddy device turns broccoli into chocolate. Sure it does pal sure. If you pull my finger you will get gold. Go on pull it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis to Lutherans: Really, what are 95 theses between friends , eh?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Most British headline of the day: "A man tried to buy some chips with seven Rizlas at a takeaway, sparking a massive, drunken brawl"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bally, the lads have the right-o to prang Ivan's kite right in the how's your father if one those hairy blighters dicky-birds one of ours
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(Metro)
 
 
 
50 cobras have escaped in China. Sadly not Ford Cobras
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The third rule of Fight Club is you can pry my potentially explosive smartphone from my cold, possibly scorched hands
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The American Psychological Association says the majority of nation now suffers from 'significant election stress.' Oddly enough, one of the therapies they suggest is to simply go out and vote
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lizard
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ryanair passenger fined after leaving his opinion of the airline on the tarmac
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't take potshots at U.S. warships. We have satellite- and laser-guided missiles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A 7-year-old boy breaks into tears of joy as his parents surprise him with a pony - after he spent two years selling lemonade to save up for it. Ice-T unavailable for comment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"A naked American gorilla stole my balloons"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Wait... that's not blood. It looks more like... um, let's move on
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Halloween's 2016 costumes that want to signal "sexy fox" but actually just say "sexy weirdo"
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Which Thai foods do you like to make? I see your hot basil dish and raise you a roast duck red curry.. Wait, someone knows how to cook pok pok? Show us the goodies
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Judge tacks 90 days onto 3-day sentence because defendant in a restraining order case is being defiant and belligerent. Then the robe comes off (with awesome video)
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(Zimbio)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hike
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas pastor gets the first ever tattoo during a sermon. Faith healer put on standby for possible Hepatitis C
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
World Health Organization says governments should tax sugar to fight obesity. Mostly because creating taxes is about the only thing governments around the world can ever be easily talked into doing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you were a fighter pilot, what would your call sign be?
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(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Space Nation needs your help to design a flag and insignia. It also needs a national anthem
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
In a pinch, frozen bacon makes a convenient weapon
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Genuine clown issues warning about killer clowns. You could cause a child to have a heart attack. Let's not forget nightmares and bed-wetting. Then there's the issue of no erection unless your date wears a Bozo mask. Maybe that's just me
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently the going price for a baby on eBay is $5,000
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
County carves pumpkins underwater, known as Halloween H20
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Once again, just a reminder - When adopting a pet, a wolf puppy looks just like a dog
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago named third best city for active living. Mostly for family lake outings, elderly using the walking trails, residents learning to run from gunfire
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Boko Haram reportedly releases 21 Nigerian schoolgirls. Trump reportedly excited
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NJ judge issues probable cause criminal summons against Governor Chris Christie for official misconduct in office over Bridgegate Scandal
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Computer glitch sends woman jury duty nine times. Nine times? Ni-ne times
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein had a secret "torture chamber" in New York City for kinky weekends in the '70s. Probably a little different from yours
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Syrg rush
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You think you've got it rough, at least you're not a college professor who supports Trump
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Braven 705 Bluetooth Speaker. Needs a better tagline. How about: looks like a brick, plays like a dream. Comes in multiple colors too. (Sponsored Link)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two Boston police officers shot in stand-off with man wearing body armor in "domestic dispute gone bad." You never hear about all the domestic disputes that go well
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. ships fire missiles at Yemen in retaliation for attacks on U.S. ships
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the greenway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's longest reigning monarch, Thailand's King Bhumibol Adulyadej, dies. Queen Elizabeth II nervously duct tapes crown to her head
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Man carrying machete forces bridge closure. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ghost ship appears in Lake Superior, probably filled with ghost pirates. Or is it pirate ghosts?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sticking crisps between your drunken boobs in front of the students and saying how sexy they are is no way to get ahead in life, headteacher
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Today is National No Bra Day, so read about these five 'perks' of leaving your cool starry bra at home
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New Clinton site lets you pick any year to compare what she and Trump were each doing. Example: 2008 - Clinton introduces legislation to reign in CEO pay; Trump fires Stephen Baldwin and Gene Simmons on Celebrity Apprentice
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
French lawyers say their terror suspect client refuses to talk, just wears white makeup and pantomimes gunning people down
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain outraged after Tesco stops selling Ben & Jerry's, Hellman's mayo, and a bunch of other products that aren't as important as ice cream and mayo
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hottest teacher in the world? Pics to your left, comments about pointy knees to the right
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're good at selling shingles you get a free gun
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 597: "Collections 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 12, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds that people who frequently smoke large amounts of cannabis may face a higher risk of reduced bone density and fractures, Cheetos breath
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Better ingredients, better pizza, better way to check on grandma after a hurricane, Papa John's
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Let's play "jump the car". Darwin - 1, Sixteen year old - 0
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Step on it, driver"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"I wore a tail for one week and learned nothing"
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(KFBB Great Falls)
 
 
 
If someone finds your infant wandering the neighborhood barefoot on a cold Montana night, don't punch him in the face when he brings the child home. Especially if the man has identified himself as a police officer
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Boi you better fix that stupid ass headline of yours'
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(Time)
 
 
 
TripAdvisor will stop letting people go view endangered and wild animals. So if you wanted to go view pandas or elephants in their natural habitat surrounded by hunters, bad news
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween - the sexy Ken Bone costume
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"This is 911. How can I help you?" "Yes, I want to report..." *click*
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston police searching for burglary suspect at car dealership who left his homework behind. Larry Sellers unavailable for comment
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin's ally says there will be a Russian/U.S. nuclear war unless the U.S. elects Trump. We usually accommodate demands like that, so this should be no problem
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The first rule of Bear Mating Club is don't interrupt Bear Mating Club
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
We have a $9 million deficit We're going to have to lay off people We're going to have to close schools Wait, someone forgot to carry the 2. Math error. Never mind
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(Newser)
 
 
 
So Rube Goldberg decided he wanted to go out with friends
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these futuristic models
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Teen who posted threats on Instagram after his friend was arrested over gun at school joins said friend in jail cell
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Mmmmmm Leg of, Leg of, Leg of, Leg of, Leg of, Leg of Lamb
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Newly discovered trove of documents and photos reveal t. s. elliot's views on detective fiction, poetry publishing, his 'dread' of the u. s., and why he never replaced his shift key
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada has a problem with softwood. I believe they have a pill for that nowadays
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Restaurant chain's "Grab her by the Taco" campaign ends badly
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(US Department of Defense)
 
 
 
Cruise missile fired at U.S. warship in Red Sea for second time in four days
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(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Teen installed a stripper pole and threw wild drug parties while dad stayed out in the shed
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Former Springfield nuclear power plant employee of the month almost murders a man
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
After being blown up, beaten, tied up, and drug into the river, the Grigori Rasputin Memorial Bridge has finally come down
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Campus preacher arrest for turning a student's other cheek...with his elbow
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite line from a movie?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Fallout 5
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Yes officer, the drugs are mine, but I swear the guns belong to my 4 year old
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hand dancer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wife has to plead with her husband before he'd allow 20-year-old woman to join their bed. Yeah, how long did that take?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British town council meeting comes to a screeching halt after one politician accuses another of wearing "intimidating trousers"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Flight attendants: "Beverage service will be put on hold since we have a dead passenger in the aisle"
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
In shocking turn of events, 30-year-old teacher teams up with 18-year-old sophomore to steal beer, get high, and absolutely nothing else
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
45-year-old bookstore known for its radical left-wing politics to shut down in San Francisco due to sky-high rent
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Dispelling reports that Britain's currency is next to useless, someone has discovered you can play records with the new fiver
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The three most dangerous cars in America. "The Forenza received the lowest possible rating for its side impact crash safety, citing a high likelihood of pelvic fracture to the driver and brain injury to the passenger"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Remote village on the north-west coast of Alaska is being terrorised by walruses
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(Lego)
 
 
 
♪♫We all live in a LEGO submarine♪♫
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Thrown in jail and left to rot" is usually just a figure of speech
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: BULLET 2.0 Bluetooth stereo earbuds and charging case. Oh wow my cats are going to love these... (Sponsored Link)
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
FBI investigating a plane deliberately crashed in East Hartford CT that killed one person. It may have been targeting a Pratt & Whitney jet engine plant
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The reason baristas write your name on your cup is to guilt your ass into recycling it when you're done
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Let's re-gender the New York City Subway map and see if anybody notices
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian city bans porn and asks its residents to promise not to watch it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
So you and your friends are planning to run up to Canada next year for your 21st birthday and celebrate with some legal marijuana, are you? Subby suggests that you hold off on making your reservations for now
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a man on Fark, who started this thread on a lark, though he was mad, and probably a 'lil sad, there's now a writer's thread of snark. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Onboard GPS data shows city school bus drivers routinely speed. School system's Chief Operating Officer admits no one looked at the data until a TV station asked for and analyzed it
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Ronald McDonald forced to keep low profile amid 'creepy clown' epidemic"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
**ring ring** "Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running?" "Why yes it is." "Then you better go catch it before it falls on top of somebody outside a New Jersey deli
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop what lurks in this creepy tunnel
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
One of the DNC hacked emails was a question regarding why one has to add broth slowly to risotto rather than all at once. "Why can't you just add one or two cups of stock at a time b/c the arborio rice will eventually absorb it anyway, right?"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Airplanes: Not as gross as you might think, but still pretty gross
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Louisiana stops marrying immigrants because they lost the war on same sex marriage
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just China shipping a nuclear reactor to the South China Sea. Happens every day, ya know
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
San Antonio police officers: These Trump hats go great with our uniforms. Police Chief: They also pair well with disciplinary hearings
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
73-year-old sues four grown children for failing to care for her, demands alimony. "For the purpose of spreading legal knowledge, the circuit court decided to hear the case on a piece of open farmland. The event attracted nearly 100 spectators"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as- *BANG* OWW...DAMN YOU RIFLE
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If a nutjob is in your yard stabbing your inflatable sports mascot, maybe you shouldn't just walk out and confront him
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Tue October 11, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Poor quality housing in China results in death of the poor. Logical when you think of it
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
When a girl Porsche driver races her boyfriend in a Lamborghini, the loser's the Buick driver he hits head-on
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
"One of the most annoying myths about news gathering and reporting comes from the guy waving his cellphone at you and saying, "I don't read newspapers. I get all my news from Twitter.' No you don't. Social media reacts to news, they don't report it'"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
To really live up to your reputation as Britain's worst railway, you have to make conditions so bad that frustrated passengers start fighting one another instead of your staff
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Person of Walmart became people of Walmart while waiting to check out
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What do Spice, Killer Smeg, and Spongebob have in common?
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Baptist church in Texas gets mad at them eevil craft beer drinkers, buys ad in local paper proclaiming "Craft Beer Is The Devil's Craft." Taprooms now accepting it as dollar-off coupon
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Michael J Fox claims a seventh victim
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
You're doing it wro... no, wait... that's actually right. Thanks, mate
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Navy sailor who was far from ship-shape arrested after his upside-down car nearly hit a child's bedroom: "I just looked out the window. I'm like, 'Oh, there's a car on my door'"
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Even in the UK, where the cops don't normally carry guns, if you point a crossbow at one, a cop is going to shoot you
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy doesn't want to go to school so he A: Fakes being sick? B: Intentionally misses the bus? or C: Shoots his mother?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It is better to be a girl in Kazakhstan than in the US. Very nice
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
It's the Great Pineapple, Charlie Brown
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian prostitute who claimed Eliot Spitzer raped her has been arrested for blackmail by NYPD
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
So it turns out that the U.S. Navy wasn't quite as passive during the attack on the USS Mason as was initially thought
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Last week was bananas
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Demolition crews attempt to bring down bridge, bridge has other ideas
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you are reading this...... I am dead
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Thankfully there was a good (and drunk) guy with a gun there to stop that zombie
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(KSWO Lawton)
 
 
 
Daycare worker in trouble for trying to film a live version of South Park
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these healthy drinks
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"We should scrap sex education and just make schoolchildren watch pornography in the classroom"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS confirms that their propaganda chief was killed in coalition air strikes earlier this month. They'd like put a positive spin on this news, but, well...you know
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In Australian, even animals that have no hope of killing you still do their damnedest: "There have been 1,580 magpie attacks on humans in New South Wales so far this year, according to data shared by the public on the website Magpie Alert" (pics)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Deported LinkedIn job finder allowed to return to Sweden, amazing many with the idea that someone actually found a job on LinkedIn
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a sausage dog rally for social equality on the beach
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Woman who owns a cupcake shop that sells a 'Mr. President' cupcake with an Oreo baked in the middle says she can't be racist because she's black. "I thought I'd be honored if someone named a cupcake after me"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Russia: "You want a fight? You will get a fight EVERYWHERE"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hotel manager saves guest's dog from gruesome elevator death - and it's all caught on camera
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(Cornell Library Archive)
 
 
 
Now, I'm not saying it's aliens... but SETI says it might be aliens
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
And checking back in with Tulsa- Crutcher tested positive for PCP
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(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
Protip: Asking the police to arrest the ghosts in your house might tip them off to your drug use
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let this idiot show you how NOT to cut down any massive trees destroyed by recent storms
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man suggests his alternate personality, 'Joker,' choked woman. Holy lame excuses, Batman
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this contr'o'lled explosion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Those untrustworthy Syrian refugees are up to no good, now they're ... detaining an ISIS bomber?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Small Russian fishing boat almost sunk by what the fishermen first thought was a whale, but turned out to be nuclear wessel
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Woman says an evil force sent her underground and chased her into a pipe below a library in Pearl, Mississippi
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedes up in arms over glögg ban. To be fair, it's glögg, it's better than bad, it's good
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Woman hurt, horse killed in two-car crash. See, that's why you never let Mister Ed drive
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
An unattended bag shuts down a Florida airport, because what are the chances that somebody would accidentally leave behind a bag at an airport?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Obama finds solution to closing Guantanamo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Murders in Scotland fall to lowest level in forever
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fire at five-story senior living center in LA. Evacuation to be completed by Christmas Day
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Well, the hurricane knocked out the power and flooded the streets. May as well hop on the jet ski and cruise around the neighborhood
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The creepy clown movement has moved to the lands down under, where women glow and men plunder
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Here are the 12 most controversial math facts ever
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Front end development e-learning course bundle. JavaScript, HTML, CSS, jQuery. (Sponsored Link)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hiker survives attack by two bears. Seems they took lessons on offense from Dowell Loggains
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Rape." "What are you in for?" "Murder." "What are you in for?" "Cops found stolen Trump campaign signs in my car"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
"Please get your house off of our road"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
One thing you don't expect to find in your garage on a Saturday morning when you open it is a six-point buck that fell 40 feet from a turnpike bridge and landed intact. (With Picture of cartoon-like silhouette hole in garage roof)
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chinese boss requires all female employees to kiss him every morning, saying it ""fosters good relationships among colleagues"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leafy leaper
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Attention truck drivers: They post the tunnel's height before you enter it for a reason
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Hey potheads, Trump could legalize weed
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Pussy" is not the problem. "Grab" is the problem
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Great now the killer clown craze is forcing pregnant women to have their babies early
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When trying to recreate famous scenes from movies, To Live and Die in LA should probably not be your repertoire
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Must have been the maid's day off, it was so dusty at the swearing-in of Alberta's newest lawyer
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
And the moral is, don't try social media fraud in a small fishing village. The numbers are not on your side
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
US troops building up before attack on Mosul, but they definitely won't be wearing boots, and if they do then they definitely won't touch the ground
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
If you live in the vicinity of Woodlake Dam in NC, get to high ground
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Not news: Man protects his prized BMW from Hurricane Matthew. Fark: By parking it in his living room
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have you ever been faced with the dreaded "What's your biggest weakness?" question in an interview?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
OPEC no longer threatening to cut oil production
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Mon October 10, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
100,000 Italians march against indifference. Whatever
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Man bun sparks drunken brawl. To be fair, some things are worth fighting against
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
This just in: Americans suck at saving money
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
How do you remove caffeine from coffee and render it useless? Here comes the dangerous science
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(The Local)
 
 
 
United States may establish Marine base in Norway, protecting the strategic lutefisk supply
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Remember that Night Gallery episode where the earwig laid eggs? Yeah, it's kind of like that
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Liquor companies: Hey let's turn our vodka products brown for the millennials because they're on a whiskey kick. BRILLIANT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this job interview
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
'Merica and Christopher Columbus: it's complicated
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida victims of Hurricane Matthew complain about price gouging by businesses, until they realize that being charged $7 for a churro at Disney World is the everyday price
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Man accused of pressure washing two dogs: "Oh, I'm from California and I don't know any better"
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Alex Jones can confirm through high up folks that Obama and Hillary are actual demons from hell who both smell like sulfur
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There's intoxicated, there's REALLY intoxicated, and then there's "performing yoga while naked on top of a police car" intoxicated
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Summiting Scotland's Ben Nevis mountain provides a sense of accomplishment, a great view, and occasionally a vibrator (Not safe for work image in article)
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Defendant: "I move that this settlement be overturned because I never agreed to it." Plaintiff: "Actually, I move the whole case be thrown out because I never filed it." And then it gets weird
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(Turner)
 
 
 
Photoshop this group of funnily dressed armed Germans
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When Californians go to the polls on November 8 to vote on legalizing marijuana for recreational use, many of the state's licensed pot farmers will vote against it. Here's why
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When held at crotch level, nearly any turtle can become a snapper
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sheriff denies using a seized car on a personal joyride, refuses to answer how the car racked up 56,000 miles and refused to release information despite an order to do so under Freedom of Information Act
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Naked motorcyclist leads police on chase in the Czech Republic. May face charges, but at least he was wearing a helmet
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(TV Tropes)
 
 
 
Longtime photoshopper Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer has passed on. In his memory, photoshop where he is now and what he is currently doing
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Drone bird with controller app. Looks kind of... angry. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Spy pigeons caught before they could plot coo, the first campaign ads for Giant Meteor 2016, and smokin' ain't allowed in schools: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/2 - 10/8
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The hottest Halloween costume this year is ... dressing as a Tinder profile?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Half-cat woman has giant hairball removed from stomach. Also, two field mice and a baby raccoon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ex-Formula One technician jailed. This is what happens when you put cocaine down your underpants, people
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(It's an Evergreen 747)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 747 dropping some fluids
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U.S. campaign against Columbus Day is growing in many cities, although most Americans aren't sure if they want to replace it with a day honoring Cleveland, Cincinnati or Dayton
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One of the last USS Arizona survivors of the 1941 Pearl Harbor attack has died at age 94. He truly was somebody that fits the tag
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
To like a food that you think is gross, you just need to eat it somewhere else
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Town Hall debate wrapup thread #2 - Spinzone Boogaloo
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Houthi rebels fire missiles at American destroyer
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ruth's Chris Steak House: For every point Michigan beats Rutgers by, we'll knock 1% off of your bill from the Sunday following the game to the next Thursday. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
After close brush with Florida, Matthew decides he likes his odds with the Bermuda Triangle. (Follow-Up tag last seen still running in opposite direction from Jim Cantore.)
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