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Sun September 25, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
The newest challenge for the F-35 -- taking off with high tailwinds without bursting into flames
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Good handwriting is vital in the digital age"
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Swimmers cross Ohio River, then swim back when they realize they ended up in Kentucky
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
NewsFlash
 
God finally gets a crack at 18 holes with golf legend Arnold Palmer. Raise your glass and down one of him in his honor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Elephant sedative that's 100x stronger than parent compound Fentanyl knocks Cincinnati for a loop. We're going to need a lot more Narcan and ventilators
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(Sometimes Interesting)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Aral Sea fishing boat
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Put down the pint bloke, the next thing you're going to tell me is that there's a 'lost' underground street with homes and tunnels in this North East England town
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
The tiny hotel trend comes to...where else, Portland
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Protip: When landing a commercial jet, don't accidentally press the hijack warning button
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
City officials demand security gets beefed up at a destination for a "volatile mix of people" who show up every weekend, get into fights and cause damage that takes up valuable police time and resources. No comment from Chuck E. Cheese management
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
This is why you should always check your footwear before putting them on, but this is Australia and you already knew that, didn't you?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this classic image
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(Peninsula Clarion)
 
 
 
Alaska to vote on a cat leash law. Pet owners show their claws
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Slow news day: Police looking for the owner of a turkey found walking down the street. Mmmm...turkey
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Charlotte FOP spokesman Friday: 70% of those we've arrested in the protests come from out of state. Newspaper: actually your arrest records show 79% live in Charlotte. FOP spokesman : well, "I wasn't quoting facts" when I made that statement
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This is how bad it has gotten for cops these days: GA policewoman shot by a black man while on duty finds herself charged with four felonies, all because the black guy didn't exist...and she wasn't actually shot
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Happy 30th birthday to my liver"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Keyboard Maestro - award winning Mac software, create your own macros and shortcuts. (Sponsored Link)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This could be the last police shooting video North Carolina ever releases thanks to a proposed new law
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Duck, duck, loose
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this WWII airgunner
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Interviews gone wrong
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You are more likely to be killed by a deer than you are a shark, alligator, or bear. Combined
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
"When I die please just read my best jokes at my funeral." It was The Internet that tweeted pictures of a naked man to the TV station
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Text Adventures VI (c) 2016. You are inside Walmart and sitting on a scooter. The craft section surrounds you. In your pocket is a lighter. What do you wish to do?_
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Sacred Artichoke)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio this evening due to transportation problems, but for your listening enjoyment here is a show he uploaded tonight
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Washington State Mall Turkey Shooter Captured
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Adam LaRoche will see your ex-NFLer helping to solve a murder and raise you by going undercover in Southeast Asia in a child slavery sex sting. Your move NHL
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Is a cocktail ever worth $26?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"I'm not dead." "Yes you are. It says right here." "I got better"
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Teen posts picture of discolored water coming from the sink at her high school, so authorities immediately A) report the issue to the school district, B) report the issue to the local utility, or C) suspend the student
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Charlotte PD release video of Scott shooting after determining it doesn't definitively incriminate them
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
"Rudy Rudy Rudy" Photoshop this dog of war
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The "Wet Prince of Bel Air" used 11.8 Million gallons of water last year. Gotta keep the lawn Fresh, Prince
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Photographer sues after he was arrested for taking pictures in a public place. Isn't this America? I thought this was America
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: TNT Stream unblocker - watch the streaming services you subscribe to when you're traveling or living in areas that have location blocks. (Sponsored Link)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Not News: Crime stoppers stop crime. News: Uncovers a $3 million marijuana trafficking business. Fark: President of Crime Stoppers is arrested
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How middle class are you? No need to answer if you're poorer. Please do answer if you're richer so we can gather pitchforks and torches
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Dog will not face charges in stabbing of owner
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis couple wins $3 million settlement against after sedative injection into husband's hand left him unable to walk. Wait, what?
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Infrared Helix. Difficulty: No politics
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(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Solar plant is fined for pollution
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Man cited for using the classic mannequin in the carpool lane trick. Funny mannequin thread, anyone?
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Pro-gun rally in Salem, Oregon, burns Gov. Brown in effigy. Hmm... you'd think they'd shoot her in effigy, but I digress
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(Croydon Advertiser)
 
 
 
Newspapers across Britain are creating hysteria about super fleas with giant penises invading people's homes. Sorry to disappoint any horny female fleas
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
ISIS wives are given suicide vests and machine guns as wedding gifts. Brides will now wear something old, something new, something borrowed and something blew
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"In terms of horrible seat companions on a flight, this rates between a drunk couple fighting and someone who has shiat their pants. But creepier"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man who absconded with a naked Donald Trump statue surrenders to police, but refuses to speak about his actions
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(Victoria Advocate)
 
 
 
"Wayne Neal has exited his rickety old body, having lived twice as long as he expected and way longer then he deserved." And it just gets better
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Just like today's Saturday Morning Book Club is late, what books have you never gotten around to reading?
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Climate change threatens the world's coffee supply. Price may go up so much that people who are brewing a cup at home will soon be able to have the same feeling of what it's like to go to Starbucks
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Because nobody will get annoyed with a vehicle that automatically honks at pedestrians in its path
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
That's....actually a pretty good idea
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this public screening
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
The Pasadena Humane Society's donation box has a sign that reads: 'It isn't every day that you can say you saved a life'. Well, an anonymous donor just saved more than one life by dropping $8,000 in the box, just in time for Caturday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
UPDATE: Five now dead in mall shooting in Burlington, WA. Gunman remains on the loose
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Father lets 5-year-old son perform burnouts in his car because 'car addiction stops drug addiction' and besides, nothing could ever go wrong
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Disney pulls its new 'Moana' Halloween costume because one mom complained. "You're literally letting children pretend to be Polynesian"
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Those F-35s are really on fire
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember when you were in high school and your teacher beat you up because he gave you four thousand dollars for some weed but you just took his money and spent it?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
"Give me an S!" ...*crickets*
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Zika? In MY meth?
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(Fauquier)
 
 
 
Good idea: We'll move the mattress on top of your van early in the morning. Bad idea: No need to tie it down, I'll just sit on it
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Three lobsters? That will be $75,000. Please pay the court clerk
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
First they made black squid ink burgers, now Japan brings us black Halloween Doritos
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Damn foreigners coming here and taking our jobs
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(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
The toxicology report says he was on Coke
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
A little late, but still here: it's your Friday Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Contender for the Turner Prize: Venetian Sebastiano Magnanini, the art thief who once roadied for Prince, his body was tied to shopping trolley and weighed down with dumbbells before being thrown into canal found by tourist and his seven-year-old son
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Museum's restoration of a large fish finds 1883 newspaper stuffed inside ... announcing the landing of the fish
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
For sale, one pirate ship, slightly used
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
When all you have is a snowplow, everything looks like a snow drift
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS has a navy. At least when subby submitted this they did
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Because when you think 're-creation of the biblical idea of Noah's Ark', you automatically think of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
♫ Leprosy. I'm not half the kid I used to be. Body parts keep falling off of me. Can't go to school with leprosy ♫
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Any past crimes?" "Murder. Will that be a problem?" "Oh, no, the TSA doesn't care. Welcome to your new job"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Massive heroin overdose leaves bullet holes in head
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Five people hired at McDonald's. FARK: They are quintuplets, all hired at the same time
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Giant gorilla endangers worker. Surprisingly, nobody shot it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looks like W was right after all. Mass destruction threat has been targeted, and neutralized
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese love hotel plans to apply for Guinness World Record, but not for the reason you are thinking of
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Man buys computer and is willing to sit in a park to prevent Uber from offering people rides at low cost
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
To whom it may concern: Cara is tardy this morning as a result of a condition known as teenage-ism. She suffered from an inability to remove herself from her bed, and also felt the need to talk back to her birth-giver
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Feds say Cleveland man bought 28 houses in the Cleveland area and used them as fronts for his drug selling business, say they became suspicious when they realized someone was voluntarily buying real estate in Cleveland
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Man's backyard becomes arena for a three-hour-long Rattlesnake Fighting Championship main event
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this inspiration
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman jumps onto the hood of a car trying to catch the man who stole her purse, gets run over because life is not like the movies
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Hey, boss, about that memory stick you gave me"
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Seriously, who runs up a $60 tab at Taco Bell?
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(Arkansas Matters)
 
 
 
Don't try to make a 3-year-old smoke marijuana. If you do, at least don't put it on video. If you put it on video, at least don't post it on Facebook. Oh, too late
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(Some Gadget Guy)
 
 
 
Kickstarter project allows you to save money by pitching a tent over your bed. Subby has been saving money since he was a teenager
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This will be the best-smelling explosion you will read about today
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Missing teen and former high school math teacher found together in motel room. Authorities suspect 25 went into 16 multiple times
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare may finally be over
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So, that attack in Kashmir last Sunday isn't going to escalate tensions between Pakistan and India, right? Pakistan is landing fighter jets on highways, evacuating schools and tightening security not because India is going to attack them, right?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elderly New Zealanders embracing The Coffin Club where they can build their own caskets. Soon to be followed by the Dig Your Own Grave and Save Club
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Lesson here is never ask an employee how much they would charge for sex
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this meet and greet
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: App and game development course bundle for both Android and iOS. Instructor: LearnSmart. There needs to be a Fark: the game. (Sponsored Link)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Baby giraffe gets to second base with CBS 8 San Diego female reporter
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Principal Cumback tells student to remove her skirt, and I think I've seen this one before
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
15-year-old girl, who hit a car while bicycling, learns the hard way that the police are there to help... whether you want it or not
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
A drunk, passed-out club hopper is not an anatomically-correct sex toy you can just take home
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(Slate)
 
 
 
No, semen cannot clog a shower drain
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Godzilla falls out of bed after powerful 6.4 magnitude earthquake strikes near Tokyo's 'ring of fire' coast
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Prepare your anus for the world's spiciest potato chip
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The death of Mia Farrow's adopted son, Thaddeus Wilks Farrow, turns out to have been less "tragic car accident" and more "tragic self-inflicted gunshot wound"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Keith Scott's family releases video of the shooting in Charlotte
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Manhattan is buying a $150 million stairway to nowhere. Hedgerow sold separately
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Sixth grader grows half-ton monster pumpkin in her backyard, has police arrest boy with blankie hiding in the garden
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Black man in the midst of Charlotte protest wears a shirt that reads "FREE HUGS," so a cop comes up and hugs him. The crowd then heckled the man for daring to be peaceful and not a dick
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Germany introduces the hydrogen-powered train because of the previous success that Germany has with hydrogen-powered mass transit systems
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Harvard University's endowment lost 2 percent of its value last year, which means that now it's only worth enough to send about half of all Americans to a 4-year college for free
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Man armed with a semi-automatic rifle and combat knife patrolling suburban Las Vegas neighborhood, determined to fight crime. Batarangs and cowl to come later
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Emirates airlines learns to NEVER seat a lawyer next to an obese passenger
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember that "Erin Brockovich" chemical called chromium-6 that she fought a years-long environmental crusade against? Yeah you're probably drinking it
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Newtown teacher gets permit for gun after nonstop death threats from conspiracy theorists claiming Sandy Hook never happened, then forgets to lock it in his car and brings it on school grounds, where guns are banned
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Listen up, climate change believers: According to new math, we've only got 17 years to get rid of all fossil fuels... or else the deniers win. Then we ALL lose
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Visiting a primate sanctuary? Tourist tip: Never let a male and female monkey sit on your head
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop the new St Louis University mascot...whatever it is
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You can find time capsules buried inside a Burbank bridge, under a statue of the author who wrote 'Don Quixote,' and on the Moon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadians forget that they're still a monarchy. Queen Elizabeth sends representatives to remind them
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The coolest cops in the world tell a man that if he eats the marijuana they found in his car they won't take him to jail, and now they're the ones who are in trouble
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Let's raise a toast in honor of the women who stormed a New Orleans bar 67 years ago to demand they be sold cocktails
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cool: Finding a vintage car in the garage of a deceased relative. Really cool: It's a 1964 Jaguar E-Type 3.8 Coupé. British cool: It's one of only 1,798 Series 1 E-Types made for right hand drive
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man crashes car into governor's mansion to demand deportation and religious asylum due to spiritual warfare attacks. Then it gets weird
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none. This little piggy went to Best Buy, This little piggy went to a party, This little piggy wait ... something's wrong here
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Indiana government manager suspended over accusing NYT writer of being "cocaine addict" in email sent from official government account
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Sorry for swerving, officer. This isn't my drinking car
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
Damn you, craft beer
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
You can find all sorts of odds and ends when you clean out your apartment
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Guy accused of drunk driving explains that he's had previous medical issues like "sleep walking, sleep driving, and peeing all over the floor at night"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gonorrhea 2: Resistant Bugaloo
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Expert calls Minnesota terror program "revolutionary". Aren't they usually?
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Thu September 22, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police use social media to find owner of wedding photo album found in bin ... turns out to be totes awkward (their words)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Louisiana boy who was filmed sneaking into neighbor's garage to hug their dog gets new puppy
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Honey, the life has gone out of our relationship. Nothing's happening between us any more. I've thought about it for 2 days and I'm leaving
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain increases aid to Yemen while selling arms to Saudis - who are bombing Yemen
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bad: You have to use a porta-potty. Worse: You get trapped inside. Fark: The toilet gets moved out by a lift to let an ambulance in
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Estonia declines to discuss security arrangement with Russia, says they're not falling for THAT one again
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(Surrey Mirror)
 
 
 
Dog attack caused sheep to have sex with their sisters
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Beldar, is this a new flavor of chewing gum?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Stockholm hipsters declare war on killer badger after it attacked and killed beloved neighbourhood cat, leading to number of sarcastic comments from other Swedes. "Sweden's Harambe"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Knowing how to expertly back a truck full of metal pipes onto a floating barge isn't something you want to try and fake on your first day of work
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Scooby-Doo and the case of the Uber Ghost Drivers
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Seven-month-old baby found dead after being left in car at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center. People, it's not rocket science
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Almost anything is explosive if you grind it up small enough, including fish
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
The Great Wall of China is so yesterday, behold the new Great Wall of concrete
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
That Death Valley dry lake famous for its mysterious moving rocks has been joined by mysterious moving tire tracks
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
A hostage situation that lasted more than six hours comes to a close. 15 People were inside the home, no one can confirm that there was ever really a hostage situation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy family dinner
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What's worse than waiting until the last day to do an assignment? Coming home drunk and then remembering it's due in a few hours
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Don't bring a milk crate to a knife fight
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
When all else fails it's time to bean bag the moose
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman makes erect penis sculptures of all the guys she's slept with. "I thought I might as well make one for everyone because I don't really see them as overly positive experiences." From the look of some of them you can see why. (Not safe for work)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Thieves snatch 100 pairs of underwear from Victoria's Secret
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(The Influence)
 
 
 
Prison decides inmates' own writing is too dangerous for him to read
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Lawyer arrested after forcing two female inmates to have sex while in jail. Police grew suspicious when conference room lights were off, lit by candlelight instead
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
The great thing about the Dollar store, is you don't have come down off your heroin high like you do at Walmart
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Six-year-old appeals for Obama's help in his human trafficking scheme
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cop racially profiles black teen coming home from his job in an industrial park, tosses him in back of squad car, and stereotypes him as too poor and black to afford his own bike
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anti-intellectual paranoia hits new low as two passengers are removed from a flight simply for writing on the plane
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Is it time to leave Seattle? Absolutely yes: the weather is horrible, the traffic is worse, the people are icy, and you would be much happier in California, I guarantee
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Here comes the harvest and pumpkin spice everything. Don't be late to the party.. Share your favorite fall favorites and other tasty recipes that welcome the new season
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tulsa DA files first degree manslaughter charges against police officer who shot Terence Cruther
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Have a dented car door? You could always fix it ... or call an artist to paint a real cool mural over it
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(Seeker)
 
 
 
This Is the Iceman's Voice, Ötzi broke his silence with a deep male voice after 5,300 years
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police cameras may not be a panacea, but they certainly do help bring bad cops to justice sometimes. Like, say, when the video appears to show a St. Louis cop, now charged with murder, planting a "drop gun" on the suspect he'd just shot
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(Chicago Reader)
 
 
 
Da Chicago accent is dying. GOOD
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young lady's trash can
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Collegian, 21, charged with criminal possession of an avocado
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Charlotte police chief confirms that the video of Keith Lamont Scott's shooting shows no gun in his hands
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mysterious illness overcomes 11 students at Fort Rucker Elementary School after exercise during recess. Could it have been ... playing outdoors?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Bomb threat shuts down all schools in remote Canadian territory of Nunavut. School reports that its student is disappointed
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The 'God told me to' legal defense rarely works when you set fire to your mom's house
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that you can discriminate against Rastafarians in the workplace
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reporter goes a whole week without jackin' it. Let's just say it was not a pleasurable experience
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After someone mashed up "Short Shorts" and "Boot to the Head" in Turkey, women are now performing their own version of "Legs"
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(Some He-Man)
 
 
 
Canadian man fights off bear attack with a wine bottle. Try that with your fancy boxed wines, you hosers
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Police arrest man pretending to be cop, demanding women provide ID, get into his vehicle. Never mind rolls of plastic painter's drop cloth, shoe guards, clear plastic poncho in back seat
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Joan of Arc's sword missing, search centered on San Dimas Mall
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Handy cleaning service, 50% discount. Misogynistic joke deleted here. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The seagulls are huge, they were fully grown adults and they just swooped down and attacked. It could have had my eye out. It was horrible. I was too scared to go outside of my house for three days"
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
You can make your people live under sanctions and listen to a de facto dictator, but if you block Pornhub you're going to have a problem
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are more afraid of bedbugs and roaches than ISIS
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Sheriff's department arrests kid for exposing teacher to chalk. Deadly, deadly chalk
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Tiangong, when the satellite fell
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
No, it's Becky
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
New York DMV figures out they can still charge parking tickets to license plates that they have destroyed. Previous owner would like a word
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump criticizes police officer who shot and killed an unarmed man, unlike all the other times he supported cops for doing the same thing. That's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it works
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Washington DC Capital beltway or a Mad Max dystopia? Why not both?
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
There's something you'll never forget about those times when your grandma took you for a ride in her truck. Especially that time when she overdosed on heroin and drove up against a stack of propane tanks at the gas station
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.S. General says North Korea WILL build nuclear weapons that could reach the U.S., despite the fact that it's coming from a country where they're still working on getting electric power and indoor plumbing
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Just another day in Anchorage Alaska where police are chasing a bear through the city. Can we get Yakkity Sax please?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop these captive dinosaurs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mark your calendars, The Bayou City is hosting one of Fark's finest on Thursday, 09/22/16 at 7pm
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Make America 28 Again
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Charlotte protester homages North Carolina's rich wrestling history by piledriving CNN reporter on-camera
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Beer keeps you hydrated, makes you happy and friendly, provides iron, and other things you need to keep telling yourself to avoid accepting the fact that you're a raging alcoholic
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The new Ford GT prototype is so advanced its drivers can reach twice the posted speed limit in Colorado
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When there's a lane closure there are always a few jerks who speed up and cut into the remaining lane. It turns out they're the ones merging correctly. "When people merge early, they create a more severe backup because they leave a lane unused"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Having a bunch of extra cops on high alert at the National Museum of African-American History grand opening should make everyone feel safer
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Montana man discovers what may be the world's largest and most magnificent elk. And kills it
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man mugged at an ATM returns minutes later and hits the robber with his car, takes his money back from out of the thief's pockets and leaves the bloodied suspect lying in the street. Behold the power of a Chevy Cobalt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Siri, where am I?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hull: It's better than you think
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Retired Marine, retired sheriff's deputy argue over who's first in line at elementary school drop-off. Hilarity ensues
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Londoners wait in line for hours to get a taste of the old In-N-Out
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The Boston Massacre of DuckBoats continues, as this year's 4th dramatic accident proves why roads are for cars and amphibious assault vehicles and sidewalks are for humans. Subbys friend was the driver
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(Patch)
 
 
 
There's an affordable housing crisis in L.A. but this is ridiculous
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 594: "Talk Like a Pirate, Walk Like a Pirate". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 21, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Protester shot and critically wounded by another civilian in Charlotte. Three wounded including police transported to hospital. State of emergency has been declared
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Manatee-riding man talks smack to cops, arrested
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(Wide Open Country)
 
 
 
From the state that brought us such horrors as beanless chili and Rick Perry, behold the bizarre monstrosities that are Texas homecoming "mums"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
University of Missouri will let you put any name you want on your diploma; I. P. Freely, M. D
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wedding party ends with fight over something called "leftover liquor." I know the individual words, but combined they make no sense at all
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure the ugly-assed baby elephant that was just born at the Dublin Zoo is god-awful ugly ...but the real question is why are they born looking 90-years-old with wrinkles?
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(10 News)
 
 
 
A San Diego resident contracted Zika while traveling, the solution, spray down the entire neighborhood (but only after it stops raining)
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bankrupt British soccer players increasingly becoming Catholic priests to dodge tax arrears (Not safe for work)
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis University's newly updated Billiken mascot looks like it came straight from the planet Venom
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man says he doesn't recall firing a gun in the air and kidnapping his ex, instead passed out and woke up next to police robot that he assumed was a bomb. Bonus dumbass for kidnap victim being given the gun and deciding best response is to sit on it
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
White House science advisors: Those forensic techniques used to secure convictions may not be scientifically sound; maybe you should rethink using some of them. Attorney General Loretta Lynch: Go be smart somewhere else
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know that you're a serious addict when your house is on fire and you choose to save your drugs over your dogs
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Texas: Okay, here's the $1.9 mil we agreed to to settle the Sandra Bland death thing. Lawyers: What about the other agreement we made? The one about retraining the police? Texas: Do what now?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chelsea bomb journal recovered by police. DC Comics options screen rights
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Texas college student Tweeted after her dismembered body was found. Authorities are suspicious, but that's the least suspicious thing about this case
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Cosmo designs a ladycar, "a place for impromptu karaoke performances, last-minute wardrobe changes, dramatic gossip sessions and emergency lunch-hour kips." What the fark is a kip?
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man leads police on low speed chase
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Woman finds big ball of nope in her bathtub after illegal snake breeder moves out of downstairs apartment
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
OK, sure, your job is bad. But is it "get a horse out of a septic tank" bad? With video of the various attempts and final success
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Two-headed calf on born farm named 'Lucky' Will eat twice as much and become veal twice as fast
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(Kingston Whig)
 
 
 
If you're drunk enough, your Costco card works as a driver's license, sure
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Fire Department in trouble for making a light beer commercial
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Greeting cards that don't exist, but should
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Man wanted on several warrants found in Terre Haute crawl space. That's a dumb place to leave warrants
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The nearly indestructible velvet ant has one of the most painful stings of any insect, is one of the rapier (rapiest?) insects since its stinger doubles as its wang, and this guy wanted to know what that felt like
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(Metro)
 
 
 
News presenter 'attacked by massive wasp on live TV'
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
FBI's child porn website ruled illegal. Again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The EpiPen makes Mylan a paltry 40% profit if you factor in the rebates and believe their unnamed mystery costs
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In a move that totes won't result in Seoul being destroyed in a biblical hail of rocket and tube artillery fire, the South Korean government is developing a military plan to remove Best Korea's leader from power
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley lookalike arrested on five counts of aggravated assault with a firearm, pointing a gun at another, terroristic threats, DUI and probation violations. No word on his diabeetus
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
NASA denies it has found life on Europa despite the media insisting it has
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian province closes schools after bomb threat sent by fax. In other news, someone in Canada still owns a fax machine
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
San Francisco eatery selling $43 martini made with San Francisco fog. Chicago and Atlanta to follow suit with bottled wind and hot, respectively
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Best Grandpa Ever
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
State Supreme Court rules that black men may have justification in running from someone who they believe will throw them in the back of a van and kill them
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(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
The Rise of Scrotox
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
"Johnny are you done in there? It's been hours" "Not yet, mom I'm fixing the bridge"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Store staff brought a key to open the changing room door, and police found the man in the changing room along with "several condoms, condom wrappers, a razor blade, a Rice Krispie Bar, and a Rice Krispie Bar inside of a condom"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago to add almost 1,000 police, reportedly looking for rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
PA state police investigate clown sighting, urge public to remain calm and remind everyone that clowns are not in season
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Drone inspects Ohio Turnpike bridge for media demonstration, then inspects the river below it
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
If Hillary Clinton wins, Mark Ruffalo will do a nude scene in his next movie. HULK SMASH
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Federal court rules that explicitly Christian prayers at government meetings don't violate the First Amendment. Jesus Christ
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Jury awards $277,000 to ex-Dollar General cashier who was fired for drinking orange juice to treat her diabetic condition
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Man punches beaver in the head. Gets rabies. Witty headline not necessary
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not only did Wells Fargo fire employees who set up fake accounts but they also fired employees who called an ethics hotline to report the practice. Details are in TFA but subby couldn't get past CNN using the term "pin number"
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(Circa)
 
 
 
More Americans are living in vans, not necessarily down by the River
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
"Somewhere, in the logical part of my brain, it occurred to me that nothing good can come from an angry B-list celebrity standing on his deck with no clothes and a loaded shotgun"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this French protestor
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Charlotte Police: Hey, we'd love to show you the footage that proves we were justified in shooting Keith Scott, but law says we can't. ACLU: That law doesn't go into effect until next week. Charlotte Police: SMOKE BOMB
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Break out the dynamite. The dead humpback whale that washed up on an Oregon beach then floated off with the high tide is back again
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Off-duty cop calls another man a "sand n*gger" during a road rage altercation. The back of his truck looks exactly like you would expect
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
Man arrested for microaggression inside Univeristy of Iowa library restroom
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
IRS maps same-sex marriages by city, state
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
US companies 'hoarding' $2.5 trillion in cash overseas, which is almost as many cats as your Mom keeps in that filthy house to replace you since you refuse to visit despite all the things she did for you and you never call and she's just sick of it
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
For the East coast Farkers struggling to find gas for their cars, here's how they did it in 1974
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Kid eating alone in lunchroom suddenly finds himself surrounded
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you're all hopped up you probably won't click on Fark Ugly Ass Baby links here comes the science, tag is for people who don't find Ugly Ass Babies cute
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CEO of the maker of the Epi-pen to testify before Congress about the drugs massive price increase, testimony expected to include the phrase "God, Dad, Stop trying to tell me what to do, this is MY life" followed by an exasperated sigh
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China to US voters: Relax, guys. It's totally cool if you elect Trump. He's a world class leader and dealing with him won't put us in a stronger position in any way. We promise
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Although Yelp may have shut down the page for the restaurant that boldly posted a sign reading "MUSLIMS GET OUT," someone captured a few of the best reviews; "I've had better food in a Turkish prison"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The scientists and engineers behind the Wells report deflate their critics
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Didn't pulling a girl around by her hair go out after the caveman days? Oh wait, Texas Walmart
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada: We support free expression via internet freedom *waves flag*. Internet watchdog: Uh, you are aware you're helping censor a middle east country, right? Canada: *crickets*
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Study confirms that Fark potato tab users are the most employable people on the planet
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're a cop, fooling around with a prostitute while on duty is all fun and games until she later gets picked up for an unrelated charge and spills her guts about what the two of you did in hopes of getting a lesser charge
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Behold the Farker, who writes the haiku today, THIS Fark writer thread
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New video of Hadrian's Wall shares some fascinating information about the site, including the the little-know fact that while it was built to prevent Roman expansion into Britain, Hadrian actually got the Romans to pay for it
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Sunday: Colin Kaepernick kneels and people boo and criticize. Monday: Police shoot another unarmed black man in Tulsa. Wednesday: Thunderous silence from Kaepernick's critics
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man shouting "allahu ackbar" learns to never bring a knife to storm the Israeli embassy in Turkey
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Best Korea accidentally reveals it has only 28 web sites. 27 of which are varieties of horse pr0n
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Stand up for anthem Support America" *Flies a confederate flag*
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: FRESHeBUDS Pro magnetic bluetooth earbuds; water resistant, noise cancelling. And sure to get lost in your gym bag with the $2 set you got on your last airplane flight. (Sponsored Link)
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Fellows killed in car crash; guys injured
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Miracle on the Hudson survivor wants everyone to know that it wasn't an 'emergency landing' as it's being hailed, but a crash, plain and simple
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New multi-purpose, ambidextrous, bisexual, multilevel marketing grenade to be introduced
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wastelander
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Good: Police calls about man on roof turn out to be a mannequin. Bad: It's dressed in a KKK hood and robe. Fark: Connecticut
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
During a half-marathon, at the big house in Michigan University, in a tree stand while hunting, and other unusual places women have pumped their breast milk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attention losers: STOP BEING POOR (not safe for work)
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Chris Darden and Marcia Clark were testing the old glove, if you know what I mean. I mean they were filing their briefs, if you know what I mean. I mean, oh forget it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Gruesome murder happens in broad daylight at train station in England. What's worse is that everyone stood by and watched, even filmed it. (warning: somewhat graphic video)
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
School cafeteria worker, forced to refuse hot meal to poor student even when leftovers are thrown away, resigns in disgust
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
♫ Goldsphincter (Wah wah waah) He's the man, The man with the Midas butt ♫
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Consult a physician if you experience a spider bite erection lasting more than four hours
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
A map of the lewdest-sounding town in each state. Check out Weiner and Cooter, experience Dry Prong, Sugar Tit and Bigbone, enjoy Ballplay and Intercourse, explore Kiester and Spread Eagle, and blow through Felchville on your way to Blue Ball Village
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
After five years, China confirms it can longer control its nine-ton space station and it will fall back to Earth in 2017
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"No shirt, no shoes, no service. Burglary it is, then"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chinese couple go all Tienanmen Square when they arrive late for their flight
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Good news on the F-35 fighter program front, they fixed that little problem of pilots breaking their necks in the bang seat, just hundreds of more problems to go
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
A review of British beard and hair trends, region by region. "Belfast boys are channelling the likes of Hugh Jackman and Paul Rudd, with 36% admitting to having untameable chest hair"
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
New York City saved from multiple planted bombs by thieves and homeless people who stole the bombs as soon as they were planted
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Woman dies in house fire after lighting 17 candles for imaginary boyfriend
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Most people making a six-figure salary have less than $1,000 in the bank
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The FDA has a strict protocol for approving expensive new drugs. Safety. Effectiveness. and whether the manufacturer 'needed to be capitalized'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
West Virginia accuses Epipen maker of medicare fraud
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Today's clown sighting determined to be a hoax brought to you by Annapolis, MD
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Remember, son, watch out for idiots like me"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Police look for missing teen. News: They find her using Facebook. Fark: She was in her bedroom
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Seriously, gramps. Nobody says _________ anymore. All the cool kids call it _________
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enlightening
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Study confirms that Fark admins are the happiest, sexiest people on the planet
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Because they'll spark a panic in Sweden
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Want to be healthier? Eat more triple cream Brie
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to try and buy illegal explosives off of the dark web, 1) don't name your username after your business, 2) don't use your real address for the PO box, and 3) don't tell them the name of the maker of your seven proxies
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'll see your rat head in Popeyes fried chicken and raise you with dog paws in an order of spare ribs--according to woman who apparently has never seen cartilage before
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Indonesia adopts the Michael Bay approach to combating illegal fishing in its waters
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Most Canadian serial killer ever tracked down by his Canadian Tire hockey bag
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just can't improve on the actual headline: Woman Drives Into Oncoming Traffic, Hits Officer To Avoid Going To New Jersey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Human skeleton found at Antikythera shipwreck. Giorgio Tsoukalos' hair vehemently disagrees
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ultra runner sets record on Appalachian Trail run fueled by candy and beer, wins free TotalFark subscription for life
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Hmmmm, do I want to have sex or do I want to get stabbed in the chest? With helpful-for-decision-making pic
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Hey, New Jersey sucks, right? So who do you think will be the first person eaten by Martians? Have you ever seen a sailboat filled with love? How many ants do you think there are?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: You have chosen wisely. Or poorly. Your choice. Difficulty: no politics
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Thank you, sir, but all you need to do to register as a sex offender is sign your name, not give us a demonstration"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Could turmeric boost your health? Subby heard a rumor that coating your skin with it would make you the healthiest person ever
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hopefully we can arrange for a prisoner swap with the Government of California
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Gentrification of Satan continues as Satanic Temple moves headquarters to Salem, MA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Leggo my listeria
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner: "We're not targeting Muslims in general, just the extremists." Sign outside his restaurant: "Muslims get out"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
NYC Bombing suspect's father told the FBI that his son was a terrorist 2 years ago
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Okay, whoever's been riling up the Florida Hipsters, please stop
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Two cows in a field. One turns to the other and says "Hey, aren't you worried about mad cow disease?" "Why should I care? It doesn't affect us helicopters"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia claims no evidence of attack on UN convoy, says a "mysterious fire" destroyed 18 relief trucks and killed 20 aid workers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Minnesota Stabber went to the mall to get an iPhone. Having seen the build quality and price lately, I'd snap too
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Apparently Ireland is only a tax paradise for large multi-national corporations. The average Irish worker, on the other hand, according to a new study pays higher taxes on lower wages than just about anywhere else in Europe
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
It can really tear your guts out to miss a hole-in-one by inches, but you still shouldn't just leave them lying on the fairway
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a naked, drunken Swede covered in blood
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This Thursday the testes of the male Siberian hamster will swell up to almost 17 times their normal size, shrinking as the day progresses. And other things you didn't know about the Autumn Equinox
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(SOO Evening News)