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Sun August 28, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Who's joining Donald Trump for dinner? Use Photoshop to solve the mystery
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Charles Osgoodbye
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Happy 53rd birthday, "I Have A Dream" speech. Yes, you can listen and watch
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Guy robs donut shop across from police station, doesn't get two feet out the door. #CunningPlan
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The National Park Service says people are morans
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Your fear of clowns is warranted
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Even despite being fully insured, a California resident received an $18,000 medical bill
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how Florida got be the way it is? Florida man explains it all
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Three of the biggest gangs in Los Angeles have agreed to peace. No, really
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Officials admit that raw sewage has been leaking into the Baltimore harbor for several days, in case anyone is wondering why it smells so much better
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone went into a gay nightclub and stuck acid in a lube dispenser. Police are trying to find out who is responsible for the bigoted, baseless attack
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve this artistic rendering
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
If you got bad grades in school it's because you had ugly teachers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The San Diego Chicken is retiring, leaving some people to cry fowl
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two airline pilots arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of alcohol as they prepared to fly from Glasgow to New York point out they're in Scotland and what else were they supposed to be doing?
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(Worchester News)
 
 
 
Who hasn't worn a traffic cone on their head? Seems that will get you arrested in England
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy cereal or toast with jam for breakfast? You're doing it wrong
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Hurricane Gaston is expected to strengthen while three other disturbances remain under watch, including one threatening Florida. Welcome to the end of Summer, folks
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
At least 90 drug cases in Houston will be tossed out because a deputy "destroyed" the evidence in the "overcrowded property room." The deputy has since been "fired"
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Help name these koala babies, and make sure the name is of good quality
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(Elkhart Truth)
 
 
 
Murder suspect to represent himself in court, saying he knows everything he needs to know about lawyers by watching TV
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Love bites ...then you die
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Father with a short temper catches his daughter in his car fooling around with a boy. Girl not glad after mad dad goes off like a bad launching pad
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Video for all the morans that don't know the rules of the road. In other news, not even this video will stop morans from driving 55 in the left lane, even though they're causing accidents
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Local news station video editor just earned their paycheck
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You might wanna sit down for this: the F-35 may have "significant" problems
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme - the moment before disaster strikes
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Theme parties
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The only thing that would make Skid Row worse than it already is would be if somebody introduced Spice to the people living there. Fortunately that hasn't happened and ... oh, crap
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Teacher facing suspension after forcing the only black girl in her class to play a slave trying to escape via the underground railroad
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes has bookends this weekend with Rosberg at the front and Hamilton at the rear due to grid penalties. After the August break it is time to treat yourself to a Spa day and the Formula 1 Belgian Grand Prix at 8am EDT on NBCSN
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Truck carrying digger strikes pedestrian bridge over motorway, causing it to collapse onto another truck and a motorbike. And Subby saw the whole thing happen in his rear view mirror as it happened two seconds after he'd passed under the bridge
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Look at the picture of this Southwest Air plane to see what it calls a "mechanical issue." Tag is for the pilot and crew
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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Sat August 27, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman who married the Eiffel Tower would like to fill you in on the nature of her insanity
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
When the Massachusetts Turnpike debates tolls, the designated citizen advocate is a former employee whose job depended on high tolls
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(Photo.net)
 
 
 
Photoshop this intense stare
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A closer look at the most controversial swimsuit since the itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini: the burkini
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The University of Chicago's crackdown on idiotic trigger warnings is "all about money." TRIGGERED
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The most adorable teeny-tiny hamster with a broken arm coming out of the veterinarian's office you'll see all day
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Florida couple loses a lawsuit to end town ban on front yard gardens. Apparently rows of squash are not a desirable alternative to the traditional front yard decorations of plastic pink flamingos
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this UFO
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ZUS Kevlar MFi certified 4ft lightning cable. Make sure your charging cable is protected from all the ballistics life throws at it. (Sponsored Link)
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Rednecks get a polite Canadian welcome when they attempt to cross the border with a rocket launcher in their car
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The most exclusive restaurant in America...or is it just a myth?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ok, now it's cool NOT to be a Hipster? Then what am I supposed to do with this monocle, 1920s typewriter, and facial hair?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two best friends born three days apart learn 41 years later the hospital accidentally switched them at birth
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(UPI)
 
 
 
On this day back in 1928, 15 of the most powerful nations in the world signed the Kellogg-Briand Pact, outlawing war as a means to settle international disputes. Think how much worse the 20th century would have been without this landmark pact
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Wait, wait, Cancel that. I guess it says HELF
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The most depressing photo you'll ever see on the internet of a couple who's been married 62 years saying goodbye to each other as they get ready to be taken away to different nursing homes. I'll be in my funk
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Question of the day: "Did Oklahoma police go too far when they pepper-sprayed an 84-year-old woman?" Uhhh, who exactly is taking the 'No' side on this? (with video)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Move over all you 'World's oldest person' types, the REAL 'World's oldest man' has been discovered and he's only 145 years young
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
NYC's Bryant Park is tracking visitor behavior. Mostly the minor league criminals who go there to practice in hopes they'lll someday be called up to work in Central Park
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
High school millennials now expect to be able to customize their personal parking spaces with painted designs and messages
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"We were looking to get street cred back in the tiki world"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
High school teacher shocked, shocked I tell you, after being attacked by a student with a stun gun
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Behold the most Canadian liquor store robbery of all time
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when a truck full of airbag cartridges crashes in front of your home and detonates? BONUS FARK: Takata airbags
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(Forbidden Planet)
 
 
 
This week on the Saturday Morning Book Club, we're looking for the best of the visual side: the graphic novel. Plus advice on where a newcomer should start
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Say McBye to the McEra of McMansions
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
One just needs to take a good look around where you live to realize we've hit peak dog in our cities
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these umbrellas
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
In Baltimore, even the rivers and streams have a drug problem
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(Hero tag standing next to)
 
 
 
Dateline: Louisiana. "No one had the time to build an ark before the torrential rains and subsequent flooding, but animals still were rescued". And all are welcome on Caturday
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Conspiracy check: Show of hands here, how many think there's any Au in Fort Knox?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Posting video of you riding manatee. New hotness: Posting video of you playing with sea turtle hatchlings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An article written to appeal to the paranoid germophobe who freaks out at restaurants. Subject: Lemon in a drink. UNCLEAN
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Police say they have "ruled out the possibility of a Sharknado" in the mystery of a shark found in a roadside puddle. That's some fine police work there, Lou
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia: "Don't stop there, it's a murderous hellhole"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man proposes to girlfriend with time capsule they buried together five years ago. Oh, Canada
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
National parks demand human sacrifice for hundredth anniversary
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ready to see how you did this week? This is the Fark Weird News Quiz. And remember, we were GMO-free and gluten-free before it was uncool
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Elderly man plays the piano after suffering a stroke, which is weird because he didn't know how to play a piano before
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Most interesting man in the world convicted in masterminding global online theft ring
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's doctor writes off the cuff just like how Trump speaks off the cuff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Richard Branson says he thought he'd die in his recent bicycle crash. No word yet on the condition of the nude model who had been riding on his back at the time
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Florida man survives lightning strike, spider, and snake bites. Florida man must be indestructible
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Skateboarding with a freaking jetpack. Coming up next: In the ER with a freaking jetpack
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
The most heinous kidnapping in the history of Calgary has been solved, as a plexiglass pig has been returned to a bar
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Wondering where your birthday card from Grandma went? Well, it's probably in the California apartment of a USPS worker (along with 48,287 other pieces of undelivered mail)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Scientific study finds beers of the two biggest German brewery rivals "actually taste almost exactly the same"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
There are times when it stinks to be a cop, like when you perform a well-being check on persons unseen for 2 weeks during a heat wave
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(Huffington Post)
 
Boobies
 
This Sunday is the ninth annual Go Topless Go protest, which seeks to free boobies from the savage bondage of, you know...tops. I believe we can all get behind this movement (Not safe for work)
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Oh look, just an ultra-rare sawfish Fark: 17 feet long
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The reason every movie has a disclaimer stating that it is fictional involves Rasputin's assassin, MGM studios, and a rape scene with Lionel and Ethel Barrymore. Just like you suspected
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this desert explorer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctor: Your IUD is dislodged, causing internal bleeding and should be removed right away. Patient: Can you do it? Doctor: LOL no. I'm Catholic
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
"I think you people are stone cold silent about this flood, because really, there's no agenda to push. There's no side to take. There's nobody to blame"
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
You really think someone would do that? Just write a newspaper op-ed piece and tell lies? (bonus: evisceration in comments)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Everybody loves boobs - here comes the science (possibly not safe for work)
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Pastor who claimed Orlando nightclub shooting victims got what they deserved also, allegedly, has strong opinions about what children deserve
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
#5: Don't use eHarmony
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lagging years behind MTV, Syrian rebels finally give up on Daraya
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You're not really on vacation until you're drunk enough that getting a tattoo reading ''Gary Lineker shags crisps' tattooed on your chest seems like a great idea
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(Some Gun Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada: "THESE ARE ACTIVE FIRING RANGES. NO POKEMON ACTIVITY BEYOND THIS POINT"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The woman who fell 40 feet to her death from a zip line platform had disconnected herself from the safety system, a spokesman for Go Ape Tree Top Adventure said Thursday
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police are still searching for clues in the murder of two elderly nuns in Mississippi who worked at a free clinic that helped poor children, say they may just wait till the next lightning storm and charge any charred remains they find
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
Weeners
 
Bored? Stroll around the Red Roof Inn nude
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Possibly the most British headline ever written: "ASBO yob gets town centre ban overturned so he can still tuck into his favourite kebab"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That moment when your $100,000 whale vomit turns out to be just worthless fat (pics)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Bus surfing' is such a problem in England that they're having to refit vehicles with bars to stop idiots taking joyrides (w/ vid of bus surfing)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Judge Aaron Persky, who gave Brock Turner six months for rape, has requested to be transferred to civil court only. Well that'll show them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Fix up this partially destroyed clock tower
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
"At first, the woman ran across rooftops. Then, she decided to strip naked so she wouldn't be noticed"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Your fireworks may be a little too powerful if your fingers are found in another state
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Advertising Standards Canada demonstrates it has no sense of humour after reprimanding national realtor ad showing home buyers who didn't use a realtor being forced to join a biker gang
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Bonnie and Clyde didn't just rob banks, they wrote really mean letters, too
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman says "mysterious, evil goblins" took her hostage for a week
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(KTVL Medford)
 
 
 
Look, you can't just walk around breaking into homes, whipping out your junk and demanding that elderly women perform sex acts on you. Police are not cool with that
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thrilled with recent press coverage, white supremacists are playing saxophones, posing for photos, and holding videoconferences. Stormfront's even giving away black garden gnomes that will totally respect white culture
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(Khaleej Times)
 
 
 
Thursday checklist: take drugs, strip down to boxers, drive pickup onto airport grounds, crash into a passenger jet. Check, check, check, aaaaaand check
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New device could have British women limping for days
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Cop stops black guy for traffic violation, said guy's daughter cries and is scared the cop will hurt her dad. But then...
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bra company boss forces male employees to experience E-cup boobs by hanging weights around their necks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A big hearty thank you to all Whatsapp users for so kindly agreeing to give Facebook your phone number and all that other personal data. Oh, you didn't agree? Hm. Well, thanks anyway
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Sheriff orders tutu-clad sex toy dangler to be of good behaviour"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawmakers to UVA: Can you explain why you're sitting on more than $2.2 billion in cash but still keep raising tuition? UVA: Um...infastructure...er, inflation...uh, diversity...uh...*smokebomb*
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(VG Nett (Norway))
 
 
 
Volunteering to dive into an outhouse shiatter to find his buddy's lost cell phone appears to be one of the LEAST idiotic decisions this particular Norwegian guy has made. With photo evidence
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
France's highest court issues ruling on burkini ban. Rough paraphrase: WTF were you idiots thinking?
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Come for the story about a high-speed car chase in England, stay for the phrase "...embedding itself in St Clair's groin"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Private prisons are crowded, understaffed, and deadly for inmates, according to researchers who just finally got around to watching Season 1 of 'Orange is the New Black'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Egyptian police using Grindr to find and arrest LGBT citizens
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Minneapolis Community Education now offers three chemtrails classes. Instructor will supply tinfoil for free
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dr. Drew's TV show cancelled after daring to question Hillary Clinton's health issues
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
FEMA tells Governor Scott algae is not an emergency request
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Nearly 5% of Utah students opted out of vaccination, tag is for all of them
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mom charged in death of malnourished son found in closet. She figured if she kept him in the closet, he wouldn't need any food. That's the way closets work. I'm sorry, I'm her defense lawyer and I'm working on her case
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant engine
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning computer security courses. CISSP certification training, VoIP, ethical hacking certification, Java Cryptography Architecture, TCP For computer networks, Mobile Application penetration testing. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump made his Apprentice contestants agree to appear nude in front of him
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What do you do when you discover javelinas living in your yard? Well, after you look up the word javelina, you call animal control, the police, and more with the answer being, "you deal with it." Looks like you have some pet javelinas
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Burkini ban II: Electric Bugaloo. Bigots double-down as French official threatens people who spread the Burkini ban picture on social media with legal action
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(White House)
 
 
 
Caption this image
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline: '"Extremely intoxicated' Fort Lauderdale officer brawls with hotel security while holding baby"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're a female realtor in Houston and some guy calls inquiring about a house for sale and then starts asking you what kind of shoes you have on and to take off your shoes to improve cell reception, just hang up on him
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(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Arkansas cop wants $75,000 from Glock for not warning him that his pistol was capable of shooting him in the foot, especially if he tried to mount a tactical light on it while it was loaded
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Drunken Christmas goat burner faces four years in jail. This word salad headline comes to you from Gävle, Sweden
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
With the Pulse Nightclub massacre still fresh in everyone's mind, now's not a good time to hold a balloon-popping contest inside an Orlando mall
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(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Family gets food poisoning from dinner held to celebrate surviving food poisoning
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British government cuts recommended weekly alcohol allowance to what you might expect to drink at a single lunch
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Parents in Texas six months behind on child support payments will not be able to renew their vehicle registration, which will make it even that much harder for them to get a job to pay their child support
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Thirteen pains that are worse than childbirth - according to mothers and scientists. DO NOT WANT
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Thu August 25, 2016
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
"Kill it with fire" is just an expression, people
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(Newser)
 
 
 
What killed the ancient bear? Veganism. Just sayin'
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The results you have all been waiting for are finally in. The definitive rankings of NJ Turnpike rest stops. MOLLY PITCHER WAS ROBBED
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crazed woman releases crickets and worms into a NY subway train car at rush hour after being bullied by teens. Then things get weird
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Can't get a date? Maybe it's because of your credit score
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why 'verbing' is so bad speak
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Robots are getting teenagers pregnant. Skynet seems to have been learning from the wrong sites
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Before ISIS retreated from Manbij in northern Syria they literally booby-trapped the entire city: "Mines were found inside staircases, refrigerators, baskets, teapots and even normal-looking rocks across the fields"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for performing oral sex on woman laying on beach boardwalk at 1 PM. Told cops he was an "emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty"
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this perky panda
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police successfully carry out controlled explosion on pesto sandwich
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(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Is that a Samurai sword hidden down your trousers or are you just happy to see me?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dozens of rounds fired in drive-by shooting injure no one, as apparently the Imperial Stormtroopers are getting rowdy again
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Break's over. Everybody back to looking for nickels"
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(Weasel Zippers)
 
 
 
Syrian rebel takes trolling to a new level, calls dead Syrian soldier's mother from soldier's cell phone to tell her that he has just decapitated her son
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The newspaper business is so bad, publishers can't even give them away. Not copies of the newspaper, mind you. The actual newspaper
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Meet a woman that has battled a string of crippling fears over the years, including being terrified of bees, cows, traffic jams and horses. But telling a tabloid about her fears must not be on the list
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Drunk man dies after crashing car into cemetery. Well, that was easy
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Your mad libs headline for the day: "Man in underwear beaten at Starbucks over stolen remote complaint"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Town uses bat boxes to fight Zika. You'd have thought they'd have had some spray or something in that utility belt
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of naïveté to let someone convince you they're the Qianlong Emperor and scam you out of 40 million RMB
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The New Plymouth District Council in New Zealand discovers the Internet is for pr0n
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
If you're a police officer, calling 911 and asking for a ride home because you may have had too much to drink probably isn't going to further your career
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Zika goes where?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dear France, especially lately, we understand why you might be afraid of Islamic terrorism, but sending police to a beach to force a Muslim woman to violate her religion and disrobe at gunpoint? Yeah, You just made an ISIS recruiting video for them
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Mysterious facility offers open house and unmanned aircraft petting zoo to disprove mind-control rumors
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Turkish opposition leader narrowly escapes assassination attempt by terrorists. 'Yes, terrorists,' Edrogan says, rubbing his hands and looking around nervously
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Happy 4th anniversary, Farkers. Food threads on the regular. Who knew? Have a favorite thing you've learned or a topic you wish we'd cover? As always, we share to the right. (LGT 4 years ago)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Good idea: Giving your baby a bottle. Bad idea: Giving your baby a bottle of beer
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Billy Bob and I'm a racist." "Hi, Billy Bob"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Iranian ship: "ZOOM HA HA U.S. Navy you guys are a bunch of pans... U.S. Navy: "BURRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
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(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
Northern California bakery receives backlash over transgender Ken doll cake, as opposed to making the cake biologically correct like the actual Ken doll is
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(Metro)
 
 
 
There's drunk, and then there's so drunk you wake up in the morning and discover you've bought a £28,500 bus on eBay
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Three killed in crossbow attack in Toronto. Nice shot, Daryl
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(The Internet)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fierce beasts
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
As a kid, you may not want to go to a school meeting, but don't shoot Grandma over it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shoulda got married in China, guys. You'd get a free motorcycle out of the deal (pics)
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(VOCM Newfoundland)
 
 
 
Today's lobster festival menu: hot dogs
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Sit on my FaceTime
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Police officers denied food at Taco Bell. Probably ended up saving their lives, or at least their afternoon
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Submarine shipbuilder discovers a leak
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Potcorn
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The next generation of wearables will be ghastly, glittery, trashy tattoos: "The tattoos are made from gold leaf in metallic gold and silver geometric patterns. They work as displays capable of changing in response to body temperature or feelings"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Street art is booming in the town where Banksy set up his pop-up Dismaland last year
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man goes to pieces over cute dogs. Well, the dogs might have helped some
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(The Local)
 
 
 
'Halal drinks' manufacturer allegedly supports radical Islamists, sparking a terrifying new turn in the Cola Wars
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Walmart cashier tries the old "accepting movie prop money from a friend" trick
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The photo behind bizarre conspiracy theory No.156,982 concerning Hillary Clinton's health
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
University of Chicago to the snowflake movement: No, we will not censor free speech because you are offended. You are now adults. Welcome to the real world
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Nigeria, naming your dog after the President of that country and painting his name on the side of it can get you arrested
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
#StopWhitePeople2K16
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Public school serves in-class breakfasts every day that include Raisels, a snack that contains seven teaspoons of sugar per serving. Some parents have a problem with that
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you hate homework, you can thank the Russians for launching Sputnik
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sure, ATV riders trespassing on your property is annoying, but it's not "string a cable across the trail neck-height" annoying
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Police searching for man wearing Captain America mask with Batman suit into a convenience store. Lesser charges may include stealing beer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
1... 2... 5
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Free mobile laundromat will serve the homeless with six washers that hook up to fire hydrants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman dies from zip lining. Oddly, not from boredom
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sure cancer sucks, but this German man is live blogging his own death because he wants to go out with "Swag"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A waiter opens fire on customers after they complain about a incorrect order at a steak house where the staff are supposed to carry fake guns. Why yes this did happen in Texas
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(The Daily Commercial)
 
 
 
Whoever said "Good fences make good neighbors" obviously never lived in Florida
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A cat called Little Andrew was photographed holding hands with his owner on their last car ride to the vet. Damn someone must be cutting onions
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(The Hutchinson News)
 
 
 
Man returns insect book he checked out 60 years ago...when he was 8. Fine was $436.44 and becoming an entomologist
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Searching for culture? Behold the best graffiti across all of America
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(WGNS Radio)
 
 
 
"Talk about Targeted Individual, electric torture, V2K, Monarch Project." Pass it on
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you had to deal with the triple-digit heat on a daily basis, you'd drive aggressive too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One of the side benefits of working in a day care is you get to draw mustaches on sleeping toddlers. Once
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
In 1973, the Pentagon approached a pharmaceutical company about designing an agent that would deliver an antidote for nerve gas to a subject via a small pen. This was a 100% funded by taxpayers, and the device became the EpiPen. Ergo, we own it, not big pharma
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Lingerie shop robbed a knifepoint. Police hope for a big bust
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Children found in home with feet 'caked' in dog feces. The cake is a pie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Heroin laced with elephant tranquilizer is hitting the streets, still not enough to take down Danny Bonaduce
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
No matter how drunk you are, never argue with the staff at Dairy Queen that you're really at McDonald's and they need to serve your children a Happy Meal
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iranian vessels embark on high speed pursuit of U.S. ship in the Strait of Hormuz. Someone wants another $400 million
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother of the year leans out of car and pushes baby in stroller while both driving and talking on the phone. Talk about multi-tasking
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Linux for beginners e-learning course bundle. "Linux, because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death" (Sponsored Link)
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Seven vandals blow a gay newspaper box
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Honest campaign signs
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hiker found alive after a month playing a real-life version of the Long Dark in the New Zealand wilderness
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Not your father's Radio Flyer wagon
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Teacher fired by college for going on sick leave without permission. When she dies of ovarian cancer, college officials go to her family and say ooooooh she really was sick, sorry about the firing, how's $75,000 sound, and we hope you don't sue us
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two Orlando hospitals will cover out of pocket expenses for Pulse victims
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The world needs wall builders too
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kidnappers-for-hire. Runaway teens. Chemical straitjackets. Abusive authority figures. It's not the latest hit in young adult fiction, it's the status quo in young adult mental health treatment
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
American hero had it all: Iraq experience, National Guard service, steady civilian government job, two chicks at the same time. And then he had to pretend to be a Wounded Warrior in order to defraud U.S. of $751K in benefits
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pacific islanders fleeing nuclear related problems. I'm not saying it's Godzilla related, but it's Godzilla related
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
If you're going to ask a friend to help you move a TV, don't be a dick about it--especially by disemboweling him with a samurai sword
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(Surf Kentucky)
 
 
 
Joint investigation leads to discovery of 34 pounds of pot
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman slashes her husband with a pair of scissors after he drinks her beer. I'm not saying she should have done it, but I understand
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Local police come up shorts in hunt for Manbun Pants Thief
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 590: "Fresh Photos". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Virus hunters searching bat cave for deadly diseases, will move on to Fortress of Solitude and Hall of Justice next
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mar-co
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
You might be a ballsy, but not too bright wannabe arms dealer if you break into the State Police Firearms Training Unit and steal 11 non-lethal training guns and their ammo
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What could be more relaxing than riding a unicycle around the top of an 840-feet tall abandoned and crumbling chimney?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Feds to ban dolphin swimming in Hawaii. Come on, Obama, at least give them bikes so they don't have to walk everywhere
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Sex-toy protest against campus carry could be largest anti-gun rally in Texas history
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Nick Nolte pulled from flaming car
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(Some Crusader)
 
 
 
Oh Lord we beseech thee. See instructions in Armaments 2:9-21. Skip a bit brother
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(City of Seattle)
 
Weeners
 
Sleeveless man arrested for brass-knuckles attack at hot dog stand after being ejected from strip club
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Drew's long battle with the Colombian government has come to an end
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop something in this fine scenery
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Big Butt Skinner suffers a bumpy landing. A soothing balm is being flown in
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Extinct marsupial lion named for Sir David Attenborough, because Boaty McBoatface is a stupid name for a marsupial lion
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Newport seek the consent of their owners to jiggle Hooter's around
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
No Kansas, you can't fill your budget hole by pulling over every Colorado driver for a lucky pot and civil forfeiture grab
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's like thinking you've won the lottery on your wedding day
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(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
Upset her $2200 check for gift cards did not clear at a local Safeway, a Springfield, Oregon woman does the next best thing and drives her SUV through the store before backing out and speeding off into the sunset
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(The Indy Channel)
 
NewsFlash
 
Large tornado on the ground east of Indianapolis. Kokomo already hit. Link is to live stream on WRTV
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(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
If your dog is urinating blood, and you're experiencing vertigo, sores and hair loss, your water just might be contaminated by a burial site of lab animals, dead fetuses, and radioactive material
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Zombie coral reef comes back to life. ZOMBIE CORAL
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Apparently assisting a convicted felon in escaping to another country and impeding law enforcement efforts to retrieve the felon in question is worth less confinement time than smoking weed in your own home
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
There are some things the office of Mayor is empowered to do, but tweeting 'no justice, no peace' and trying to incite a riot isn't one of them
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Visit the eerie ghost town of Cairo, Illinois. Enjoy the pyramids of poverty
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Warren, OH man takes "Dicks out for Harambe" a little too seriously
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Captain Kirk somewhere interesting
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A bunch of folks who went without sex to make Jesus happy are realizing 20 years later that they wasted their lives
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Peru drug mule hottie got plenty of love letters while doing time in Peruvian jail. She also received 8 kittens named after serial killers because that guy was serious about his love
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Much like an employee justifies stealing from a corporation that treated him like human garbage, the Brazil officials got a little extortion happy after the whole Lochte incident
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
University students want cocks, not glocks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Expect to see a whole lot of government-subsidized cheese at your food bank soon. Not a repeat from 1987
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida teen survives brain-eating amoeba infection. To be fair, he had an advantage that someone from another state wouldn't have had
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Major U.S. city now virtually crime free thanks to this completely constitutional policing approach
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An outraged Congress is demanding an investigation in why the makers of the Epipen have hiked the price of the life-saving drug nearly 400%; but if they really want answers they should ask Sen Manchin (D-WVa) to ask his daughter since she is the CEO
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I only groped that woman's breasts because they were enormous." "Well, that makes sense. Case dismissed"
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(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Conservative shock jock writes long-winded piece calling Neil DeGrasse Tyson a "horse's astrophysicist" and accuses the scientist of "mocking a 9-year-old." Tyson finds out and writes a rebuttal in the comments section eviscerating the man
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists develops new device that adds specific taste molecules to healthy foods to make them taste more like unhealthy foods (the ones we all like)
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(Hemel Gazette)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad inspired druggie turned his kitchen into a crystal meth lab
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ryan Lochte offered new endorsement deal with the "crowdfunded blowjob robot everyone is talking about"
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Locomotives are BIG and hard to lose. Still, sometimes it takes over a century for one to turn up again
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Best Korea is laying landmines near the the Truce Village, apparently to prevent defections by its soldiers. But seeing as how they are using soldiers to PLANT the mines, they may not have thought this cunning plan all the way through
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Ten years ago today scientists destroyed Pluto
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor survivor who regularly visited the USS Iowa near his home is no longer able to make the trip, so chief selects visit his home and sing 'Anchors Aweigh' in the middle of his residential street. Bonus: He stands and salutes from his porch
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Divorce sucks. Especially for the environment
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'What-a-burglars' have an appetite for crime and fries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens to turn the U.S. into a "heap of ashes." People living near the wildfires in California and Washington: "Too late"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
American University of Kabul, Afghanistan, is under attack with explosions and gunfire ongoing. American professors and hundreds of students in danger with an unknown number of casualties
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
At noon on August 24, 79 A.D Mount Vesuvius erupts in southern Italy. Thousands kiss their ash goodbye
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
California soaks up tampon tax
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
No, fugitive FLDS leader Lyle Jeffs did not slip out of his tracking bracelet after he 'experienced the miracle of rapture'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Human beings aren't the only creatures that bully the vulnerable. Many non-human animals do it as well. And in evolutionary terms, it works
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turkey has crossed the Syrian border, having been provoked by repeated ISIS attacks. Russia supports Assad's Syria and hates Turkey after they shot down a wayward Russian jet. If anything goes wrong, Russia backs Syria and US backs Turkey. Ballgame
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nice cop fines woman, forces her to remove clothing at beach
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Gray parrot on the loose in Maine, and it may sound like R2-D2 at times
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pro Unity 3D Game Design course. I can't believe Unity hasn't been taken for a supervillain name yet. Design a game for him/her. (Sponsored Link)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Value of painting plummets after "e" is dropped off the artist's name
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Driver decides it's cheaper to just leave his booted wheels on a New Orleans street and get new rims and tires than pay his fines. With pic of tourists gawking from a streetcar
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(Fark)
 
 
 
One book, one hero, one side to win. It's a certain kind of magic to make this story sing. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "I'm seriously running out of ideas here" edition
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(UPI)
 
 
 
American airline travelers set a new record last week: 81 guns confiscated by TSA agents, the most ever in one week. USA USA USA
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man throws boiling water on gay kid and his boyfriend. Just because
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Back in 1900, respectable women in Alaska were urged to stay away from Donald Trump's grandfather's hotel. "They are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex"
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(The Japanese)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusually shaped vessel
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coloradans probably don't have to worry about the Zika virus because Colorado mosquitoes are very independent thinking American mosquitoes unlikely to be influenced by illegal alien mosquitoes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 for help after discovering a robber in his home, and the responding cop shoots the first person he sees, who just happened to be the homeowner who just happened to be black
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Myanmar rocked by 6.8 magnitude earthquake. Possible Trifecta shaking in play, feared
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC reporter visits the troglodytes of southern Spain. After that, the kobolds of central France, the bugbears of Holland, the yuan-ti of Brussels, and then the gnolls of Luxembourg
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston needs to decide if they want to be known as HTX or HOU. "I don't want a single, smug Austinite kicking back with his craft beer and his big thick beard and his man bun, saying, 'Look at those Houstonians, they gotta steal from us'"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
You'd screw your face up into a snarl too, if you were being defended by an ex-felon "volunteer paralegal"
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana lawmaker wants to regulate local rescuers from the "Cajun Navy" and make them register with the state and pay a fee
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When Chick-Fil-A was financing groups that supported discrimination, fans flocked to it to support their right to finance discrimination. When Chick-Fil-A removed the spicy chicken biscuit from their menu, well that is an outrage worthy of a boycott
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Look, all I'm saying is that when you're handling barrels full of plutonium dissolved in nitric acid, be damn sure you buy the right brand of kitty litter"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gorillas expected to freeze to death this winter, scientists predict
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
In a Columbo plot gone wild, woman poses as a Dateline producer to entice brain damaged man to re-enact 911 call, killing him to take the heat off in 2011 murder investigation, then gets all self-stabby in jail
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"This is the last post"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
CSU paying people over $1,000 to inhale smoke as part of...hey wait, come back, it's about wood burning stoves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would YOU leave a child as young as 12 home alone for the day?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian officials prepare subpoenas for local geologists
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Tue August 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man wants ripped abs, goes about it all wrong
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Don't bring a shattered bong to a gun fight
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(Everything Lubbock)
 
Weeners
 
"EMS located the man's penis in the kitchen"
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Dog wins third term as mayor
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman cleans out messy purse, finds $157,000 lottery ticket. Subby once found $20 in a coat stored over the winter
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Best Korea launched another missile at the ocean? Big freakin' deal. Oh, *from* the ocean? Oh, shiat
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Poor St. Louis school reports improved attendance thanks to (a) free lunch (b) more buses (c) on-site washers and dryers. "It turned out that when students didn't have clean clothes, they often stayed home from school out of embarrassment"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The guy at the Trump rally wearing a "Trump Is A Child Rapist" shirt is A) a BernieBro, B) a Black Lives Matter bro, C) a Travis County Republican party chairman bro
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold co-opts nephew's suicide for a political statement; sister-in-law calls him out in the comments for skipping the funeral and fabricating most of the content
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Cannibal who wasn't summarily executed by police for some reason may have dropped pants and guzzled garage chemicals
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Modern reenactment of Battle of Thermopylae takes place on Route 66
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Howard Johnson is down to one flavor
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Scientists may not know what this purple thing they found on the sea floor is, but subby knows a Godzilla egg when he sees one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New York Times said to be hacked by Russians. It was first noticed when motto on first page switched to "All the news that fits our viewpoint, we print"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Saudi court sentences Egyptian man to jail for espionage. And also sorcery
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Olympic wrestler
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Check out the first ever WWW page on its 25th anniversary. (Stay tuned for tomorrow's 25th anniversary of the first 100 porn sites.)
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
New lawsuit against Fox News by Andrea Tantaros accuses the new boss of being the same as the old boss, Bill O'Reilly doing it live, and Scott Brown being a prick. Language possibly Not safe for work
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So you're saying there's an upside to global warming?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The Cincinnati Zoo put a bullet in their Twitter account
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Think your college dorm smelled like crap? Look where they house Chinese university students
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Fake doctor arrested mid real surgery ( with a "try to work on your fake bedside manner" mugshot)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Al, Al, Al of the wingsuit, friend to you and me (ba da da da da dadada) WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE ♫
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(The Influence)
 
 
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ When you spend $858,000 on a shiny new execution chamber but run out of lethal injection drugs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You'd think that a chef would know the difference between dog food and pate. Yeah, you'd think that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia community loses its mind after learning that the Muslims plan to open a mosque and cemetery, presumably to bury all the people they're gonna terrorize to death
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airline shocked, SHOCKED by social media posts made by its flight crews that include images of a blow-up doll posing with a pilot in the cockpit and a video of a flight attendant spitting water in an empty cabin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Paint me like one of your Welsh girls
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
A ridiculous looking head hammock is blowing past its Kickstarter goals. Somewhere, a SkyMall executive is weeping and wondering how they possibly went bankrupt
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey launches massive attack on Kurdish positions in Syria, accidentally hit ISIS in the process
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop some new toppings for this pizza
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Forget about having a 77-lb giant pearl under your bed that's worth a heap of money, how about a father and son finding a lump of whale vomit worth maybe £65,000 while walking on the beach? Mmmmm whale vomit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Healthers have replaced the Birthers. Where is she hiding that long-form hysterectomy report?
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you smell a natural gas leak in your home, you might want to have it looked into before someone lights up a cigarette
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(Politico)