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Sun July 24, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Geese in Ontario are being delegged for their valuable collectible sanctuary-specific leg bands
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are summer "camps" the best way of helping disadvantaged students catch up? And "why" are there these quotes? Are "these" "educational" "camps" or maybe "re-educational" "camps"? They're in "Siberia" aren't they
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Genius dog presses car horn and howls impatiently for owner's return in hilarious footage filmed by laughing bystanders on slow news day" (w/ pic of genius dog at work, turn down your speakers)
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(AP)
 
 
 
There's one thing dumber than getting into a fight in a moving car and that's getting into a fight with the driver of the moving car. Meet dumber
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Remember those three Michigan women who had to be rescued while tubing down the Muskegon river? Well this guy didn't. And yes, alcohol was involved
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wall of cameras
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
People are less likely to call in sick if they can get high on their breaks
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's a tiger, get in the car. GET IN THE CAR... Oh gawd
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rio Olympics athletes' village downgraded from "FEMA trailer" to "uninhabitable"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW driver? A BMW driver just prevented more damage in another German terror attack
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pope Francis is putting the hammer down on those lazy nuns
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
This just in: TV news anchor plunges to death at waterfall known for people plunging to their deaths
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this running dog
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As if the fire in Southern California weren't causing enough panic, now it's tripping on 'shrooms
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cute and endearing: A couple take a road-trip across Alaska. Creepy: The husband is dead
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not all uses of the Florida tag are negative. In fact, this time it equates to Hero
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Darby is nearing landfall on the eastern shore of the Big Island of Hawaii, bringing up to 8 inches of rain and possible flooding. Silver lining: Hawaii could really use the rain
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Last week in Colorado: "OMG, there's THC in our drinking water. EVERYBODY PANIC." This week in Colorado: "Yeah, about that"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Normally you wouldn't have this tag for a story about a politician
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Wait...let me take a selfie
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It took a lot of navies to try and sink the Royal Navy throughout the centuries but it took Facebook one good kick in the nannypants to make it happen
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Have you got 21 hours and 49 minutes to kill? Get a map and try beat the new record of riding the NYC subway system and hitting all 469 stations
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Pew Pew Pew: How heavily armed is your State, Pilgrim?
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(High Times)
 
 
 
Italy could beat the United States in legalizing marijuana
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Design your own tombstone (link goes to GIS)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: At the Drive-In
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California has three season: Summer, Rain, Fire. Guess which one this is?
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Sure, that's a homemade waterslide, but that's usually not a problem. Well yes, it's next to a steep embankment, but we still don't think that's a problem. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Sacred Artichoke)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but for your listening enjoyment here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from August 24, 2013
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Having a mass murderer posthumously endorse your book is a great way to get you back on the bestseller lists and the book tour circuit. Make sure you tell the the media you're "dismayed" by all the free publicity you're getting
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Aberdeen resident gets surprise million pounds of curry: "I looked at the receipt and then he looked at it and he just said 'oh my god what's happened, what have you done my friend?"
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these girls and their fire
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Plumbers find that the strangest things can clog a drain. And then it gets weird
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Places you should not play Pokemon Go #113: During a government briefing on Isis
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(Time)
 
 
 
Things are so bad in Venezuela that McDonald's can't even sell Big Macs
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
One year after the Boy Scouts began to admit openly gay scout leaders their membership is up and they're awash in cash; even "a few of the churches that left are starting to trickle back as the knee-jerk reaction is over"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this autumn squirrel
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A crooked businessman who claimed he was bankrupt has been jailed after he hid a £1.2million mansion full of antiques and cannabis in a giant garden shed" (pics)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Deciding that Donald Trump will give them at least four more months, CNN takes a break and decides to freak out over the fact the MH370 pilot did simulation runs that ended with crashing a plane into the ocean
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Fly Old Glory upside-down. Get arrested. Profit
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Bulgarian officials hope tourists think the world's largest 'vampire funeral' doesn't suck
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you happen to know the whereabouts of a missing giant rubber ducky, authorities in Clinton, New Jersey would really love to hear from you
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Local Baptist Church builds a nuclear submarine for vacation bible school kids. Building a rocket and hover boards next year
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Driving in the carpool lane with an unconvincing fake passenger just makes you look like a dummy when you get caught, driver
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(CNN)
 
 
 
60+ killed, 200+ injured in bomb blast at Shi'ite rally in Kabul. ISIS claiming responsibility
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Man jumps in lake so that he may save baby deer from drowning. He does so and then takes the cutest pic with fawn on his lap
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Up in the sky, look. It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's ... wait, what the heck is that?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Munich shooting appears to have been more Columbine than San Bernardino
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Another Washington arboreal escapade. It's something in the trees
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this overworked employee
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The staff at Washington, D.C. bookstore Politics & Prose believe they know the best political books of all time. The Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know if the "Washington insiders" have it right or do they need a re-vote?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Japanese to figure out how to make roller coasters more terrifying than they already are. "Riders are only held inside their pedal-powered car with a seat belt. There are no guard rails on the cars"
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Cherry, a 3-legged pit bull saved from Michael Vick's dog fighting ring, gets to celebrate a very special day doing his favorite thing: cuddling with kittens, just in time for Caturday
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
New suitcase converts into an electric vehicle that will carry a 180 pound commuter up to six miles on a charge at up to eight miles per hour. "You might never have to walk again"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Hello, would you like some deer parts with your lo mein?"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
One thing you shouldn't have to worry about while in the hospital: Terrorist seagulls
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
If you have 71 convictions on your criminal record you might want to avoid doing stupid things. Like going to the park with a friend and taking turns shining a laser pointer at a helicopter
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Support for making recreational marijuana legal is now 45-42%. Among Republicans. Overall, support is 55-33%
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a Friday and you're still sober? Well, sounds like you need a good reason to drink. I give you: the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Firefighters evacuate apartment complex due to a strange odor caused by boiling liquid. Was it A) meth B) hash oil C) urine
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Apparently orgies are really, REALLY smelly according to the online community
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Washington Post goes HAM on Trump
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Plastic bag instead of a glove? Check. Hoodie on 90 degree day? Check. ATV getaway vehicle? Check. Time to rob a bank
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Boys excluded from school for wearing shorts on the hottest day of the summer return the next day in official skirts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That's okay, Spot, you poop wherever you want to, boy. I'll just tap this Uber Pooper App on my smartphone and have some poor sap pick up this doo-doo right away
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go player in Tampa finds a rare Jolteon
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"Beware of seagulls tripping on acid from flying ants"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Airways flight to Crete turns back to Gatwick, after flying farkin' higher than Redman at the Source Awards
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fry girl
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
PG cop busted for R-rated photos
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Just because you can't make it doesn't mean you can't throw a great party
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You are being watched. The Chicago Police have a secret system that spies on you every hour of every day
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You know your future marriage is in trouble when your fiancé attempts to bury you in a shallow grave
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
And young Raven, chipped ere fleeing, now is sitting, still is sitting, In his lost Nebraska palace, looking out the patio door; After miles and miles of journey, he sits contented on the floor; Unleash Raven nevermore
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Real estate agent finds 2 women and 63 cats living inside a house and a van, took care of the issue and now plans on selling the property for twice what it is worth
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Suspects sought for stealing shipment of hats. Scout, Heavy and Demoman seen shaking fists in rage
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So yeah, we're totally not on the brink of WWIII or anything but Russian bombers DID intentionally bomb a base in Syria used by US and British special forces, to "pressure the White House to cooperate with its forces"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man, it smells like something died in this fast food restaurant's restroom. Oh, wait
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Seven health products from the past that would not be marketable today
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hypnotism is the latest parenting trend. These are not the cookies you're looking for
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Saddled with more than $100,000 in college debt, her friend said she could always fake her own death and disappear to a tropical island
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(Some Ok Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this odd tree
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: When out for a peaceful day on the water make sure you take your boat OFF the trailer
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
The good news - he'll soon be able to fap, for the first time in three years. The bad news - he'll be using someone else's hands
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember Sandra Bland, the woman who died in jail after a traffic stop? The guard may have falsified records
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Whatever the highest price ever was last paid for a baseball card, that record is about to be broken soon
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Listen to a gob give a chin wag about what it's like to be a copper in a country without any shooters
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Peruvian Alpacalypse is upon us
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Beehive owners stung by theft of one million bees. Police immediately comb the area in hexagonal directions
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Apparently, the exact amount of time it takes men to relax after a hard day's work is 10 minutes and 49 seconds
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
It's not common for a senior citizen to move from Florida to Maine ... unless you're a 110-year-old lobster
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fisherman hooks piranha ... in Pennsylvania lake
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: "Man fired 53 bullets into brother's Xbox as revenge for urinating on car"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Level 3 sex offender rearrested after being spotted masturbating in public. See, that's why you need to take a level in thief or something with hide bonuses
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently a 'Bezoar' is not just a byproduct of Harry Potter and is worn as jewelry in some cases
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police in Munich responding to reports of shots fired at a shopping center. Update: six killed, suspects still at large
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(The Local)
 
 
 
To the delight of restaurant patrons, movie goers and airline travelers, childless households are the new normal in Spain
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Topless woman attacks tourists in Times Square. "They came to us saying it was too little," said victim
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Once again, the IRS does NOT call you on the phone to collect money in the form of iTunes gift cards. Why, why would you think it did? Why?
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Hells Angels prepare to take over Canada, turn it into one large meth lab
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Edward Snowden has gone all in and truly betrayed his country and principles by becoming an agent provocateur for the Russians
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Teen attacks another teen with a sword, yelling something about "winter is coming"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Shockingly, it's possible to take research for a novel about bank robbery too far
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Moai mPen stylus for Android or iOS. No bluetooth. For those of us with artistic leanings or just big thumbs. (Sponsored Link)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nutella-filled penis cakes, mmm...wait, what?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google search results for "third party candidate" spikes 1,150% after Donald Trump formally accepted the nomination for president
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have mad IT skills? Send your resume to Poland and score a free beer
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toys R Us sells white doll for $2 more than version with darker skin. For $3 more, you get extra breast meat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Caution signs for the future
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Court clerk finds phone in courtroom. Because this is Fark, you already guessed what was on it
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man accused of selling more than a pound of mushrooms and 100 doses of LSD to an undercover officer in the parking lot of a liquid sky island balanced on the eyelid of a celestial squid meditating beneath the infinite implosions of seven Aztec suns
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bad news, everyone. Scientists have not only linked booze to sudden late night thread deletion, but also to seven different kinds of cancer: mouth and throat, larynx, esophagus, liver, colon, bowel, and breast. CHEERS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Coors beer may finally give you a buzz
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Teen sues because Wisconsin school plans on making transgender students wear green wristbands. School says they were going to actually burn a "T" into the students' foreheads, so stop complaining
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
McDonald's 'Make Burger History' site hijacked with offensive burger ideas. Who wants a burger named Ron's Creamy Surprise, Rektal Prolapse, or Toddler Body Bag? I'm Lovin It
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When a 95-year-old former soldier died with no living relatives to attend his funeral, a care home worker decided something had to happen next
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If drunken oral sex in public is wrong, I don't want to be right
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's most northern community gets its first pool, which can hold 10% of its population
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Indonesia shrugs off Pokemon fatwa. Super Mario jihad, Candy Crush curse, Freecell ultimatum still in effect
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Thu July 21, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Charlotte schools suspended nearly 1,000 students last year. Fark: Just from the Kindergarten through 2nd grade classes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Your textbook: Lichens are a symbiosis of algae and fungus. Latest research: Genome sequencing reveals that a third organism is in the mix that everyone had previously missed
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kung Fool
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
RNC Finale Part 2; here come the rubbery objects filled with hot air. And the balloons
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(Black Matters)
 
 
 
Officials in Flint, Michigan say things are getting better, as they take another long gulp of their lead-flavored Kool-Aid
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
TSA agent mistakes "security theater" for "security peepshow"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Please stop tweeting your disagreement with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to Mitchell McConnell Insurance in Saint John, New Brunswick
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(Newark Advertiser (UK))
 
 
 
Friends help seriously ill man they find while playing Pokémon Go
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
US Virgin Island representative has sex tape leaked, no word on plan to run to represent Whore Island instead (if it were a real place that is)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Car thief evades police but catches a train
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Fox viewers overreact to Megyn Kelly's bare shoulders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Give the King of Hearts a modern makeover
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail with shock news that some roads are not level. Unbelievable news about the pope's faith and what bears do in woods next
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Look, this whole "Police officer shooting the Black therapist who was laying on the ground with his hands in the air" thing is just a big misunderstanding. The cop was TRYING to shoot his unarmed, autistic patient and missed is all. Feel better?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Searchers leading underwater hunt for flight MH370 say they believe they know why the plane hasn't been found. They've been looking in the wrong place
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That homeless person you just helped might actually be a robot. Suck it, Turing
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
American Muslims at the RNC laugh to keep from crying/screaming/hiding under a pillow fort for the next four months
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Will Trump unify the party? Will he go off the rails and call for the arrest of non-believers? Will anyone care if he does? *drops balloons* Congrats. You survived 4 days of this convention. THIS is your RNC (Day 4) Thread. Coverage starts at 7:30pm
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(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Man claiming to be Jesus Christ stabs man he says is the devil. "The role of mental illness could be key in this situation"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I mean, who wouldn't want to live inside a giant whiskey barrel?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Male escorts are making crazy money at the RNC
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Get your California beachfront property for only $99 down. Don't mind the fact that it's a cesspool of pesticides, it's constantly over 100 degrees, and it will be first to be swallowed up during the next earthquake
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The latest odds on Trump's speech tonight, including if he will mention China at least twice (6-to-5 he will), if he'll discuss 'Black Lives Matter' (2-to-5 he won't) and if he'll talk about Bernie Sanders before Hillary Clinton (4-to-1 he will)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Comedian forced to pay $35K to someone he made fun of. That's the joke
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "These guys are why NYC's single women are screwed"
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Kids can be fickle eaters.. what are some of their recipe favorites that they don't turn their noses up at?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Erdogan checks off "allow human rights violations" on his Evil Dictator Checklist
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(21st Century Fox)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ailes out. Murdoch in. Hannibal, Face, and B.A. nowhere to be found
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NBA pulls out of North Carolina over bathroom legislation
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
What would Jesus do? Probably not this. (Bonus: classic mugshot)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mae Cynmru am swyddfeydd post
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this water lilly
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(Today)
 
 
 
{name a color} {name an alcoholic beverage} from {name a country} will be coming to the U.S. this October
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Without access to a river of cheap and available handguns, British residents forced to settle personal disagreements with chainsaws
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For today's nightmare fuel, we have an artist's rendering of the human body if it evolved to survive car crashes. Warning: the nipples are belligerent and numerous
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It is the 107th anniversary of Ernest Hemingway's birth, so let's reflect on how Papa Hemingway taught us all how to drink properly and show that it was possible to be a functional alcoholic
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dog hooked on heroin and meth is now clean, wants steak (w/ pics of what a dog on meth probably looks like)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
New for the evil genius on a budget: Share a private island with 20 other owners and receive all the prestige but pay only a fraction of the upkeep
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"India's sophisticated laws and progressive policies fail with startling regularity. A new study locates a possible reason as to why in the convoluted bureaucratic system of the Indian state and its obsession with paper"
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos time-travels from 2012 to urge the internet to ban present-day Milo Yiannopoulos
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Woman tries to exact revenge on her ex-boyfriend by pretending to be pregnant and then paying men to beat her so she can scare away his current girlfriend. And then things get weird
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Psycho terror swan sinks the British fleet, ducks and geese too
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mind Vector mind mapping app for Mac, iOs, and Android. What is your favorite mind mapping software? (Sponsored Link)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just can't improve on the original headline: "Sandwich-hauling squirrel steals spotlight from one-legged seagull" (w/video of both)
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(Federal Bureau of Investigation)
 
 
 
FBI seeks to recover $1 billion in largest kleptocracy case to date
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nuclear submarine suffers costly damages after they let Troi take the helm
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Mysterious daily booms have small town in California looking to the sky, spawn alien theories." Geologist: Aliens? Nobody here said anything about aliens. We think it's old munitions. ABC: There you have it, aliens
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nice lone wolf terrorist linked to five other lone wolf conspirators who have been arrested, now preparing to appear on a t-shirt
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Family takes selfies with dead polar bear, asks "Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Pop-Stars' prop
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Wait, tell me that this rare white lion cub that was just born won't make the children cry?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Odor in the court
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
We're all one step closer to paying for porn
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
A rape victim is too traumatized to testify so the judge decides to a) postpone, b) release her, c) throw her in jail. Bonus: When she arrives in jail she is a) released, b) released, c) mistaken for the rapist
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Is July really the most deadly month to go to hospital? Let's have a look
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Travel to Indonesia to eat out of a toilet, or do it for free in New Jersey
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Turkey declares three-month state of emergency "to eliminate the threat of democracy". Correction: threat AGAINST democracy. Easy mistake to make
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Black? ✓ Unarmed? ✓ Lay on ground when ordered? ✓ Raise hands when ordered ? ✓ Shot by police? ✓ (with video)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
United Nations report declares that saving the environment requires people to work shorter hours. Your boss still wants you to respond to emails at night and on weekends
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 585: "Panoramics 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Better make sure the old owners left behind what we agreed on. Stove: ✓, fridge: ✓, body: ✓. Hey, wait a minute"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Census data reveals America's weird marriage habits. Married people are the weird ones. And you'd be surprised how many Americans get married at 15
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Author hangs around in supermarkets, waiting for people to buy a bottle of vodka. He follows five different bottles out to wherever they were going. These are their stories
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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Police show up for a 5-year-old's birthday, wind up shooting his dog. SURPRISE
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Today's dumbass way of getting caught commiting a crime
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Not too many murder-suicides involve walking into traffic
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Pastor rebrands church by: a) meeting attendees before services b) installing new signs c) pretending he's Evel Knievel
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Pictures of the blast damage that killed the Dallas shooter
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
My week stripping in Cleveland during the RNC
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dubai, one of the hottest high rise real estate markets in the world
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man pulls out his gun and fires after his stepson A) Steals from him B) Lies to him C) Brings home a hermit crab
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to Iceland. Please refrain from taking a dump in public. Thank you
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(East Lindsey Target)
 
 
 
First section of new UK/EU border completed in record time, and you bet someone has a problem with this
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Plane hits hangar at Pennsylvania airport. Thank you for flying Darwin AIrlines
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Israeli Whisky Coming to America. Plans to pose as a poor foreign student, work at a local fast food restaurant, and find a commoner who is the girl of its dreams
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Wife of "Officer of the Year" just would not stop resisting
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
Five classic beer garden mistakes we're all making, such as not fertilizing the IPAs, tilling the soil for porters, or keeping rabbits away from the lagers
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Much like its namesake, the USS Gerald R. Ford keeps stumbling out of the starting block
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Church gives woman a check to help pay her electric bill. She uses check information to steal nearly twenty grand
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this feather
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you're going to call the police to report your car and safe were stolen, please remember to store your pipe bombs out of sight
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Now THIS is a millennial trend I can (wait for it) . . . support
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Woman living peacefully inside upper story of her house encounters stranger who claims house is his and calls cops on her
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Virginia woman lost while searching for hidden treasure in rugged Wyoming backcountry is saved by county search and rescue crews--for the third time in four years
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Wait, they were still making VCRs?
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(Ecorazzi)
 
 
 
Many vegans proudly proclaim that their food is "cruelty-free," but what they commonly consume are products of forced labor, human trafficking, exploitation, and suffering
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prominent Ukranian Journalist, "pioneer of Investigative reporting" and frequent critic of Russian ally Belarus and its government killed in a car bomb attack because do you have any IDEA how hard it is to get Polonium these days?
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If they believe the dog ate your homework, maybe they'll buy that the drugs belong to the dog, also
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Now that the joke has reached a terrifying reality and Trump is the Official Nominee for the GOP, it's time to hear from Mike Pence on Day 3 of the RNC, with Newt Gingrich also talking today. It's your RNC Day Three Discussion Thread
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Strippers wanted, poles provided
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter protest changed to cookout with police once Chef Gordon Ramsay arrives. Correction: Chief Gordon Ramsay
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Hold my beer while I whip out my snake on this train for all of you fellow passengers to see. Hey where's everyone going?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Duct tape ...also good for patching up shark wounds
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Family of toddler killed by alligator will not sue Disney. What? No. They've always had a helicopter
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Sorry, Wisconsin. The 60-beer 'Wisconsin Pak' of Coors Light is a myth
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(Broadcastify)
 
 
 
Live Cleveland Police audio of RNC protests becoming violent after a flag burning, arrests taking place
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Cops respond to homeless black man squatting on college campus. You already know how this is going to end
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Can you tattoo a Yin Yang on my back?" "A Yang? Sure, I can do that"
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magnificent statue
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Elderly woman beats off would-be robber with bacon. Personally, Subby is not that attracted to seniors, but is slightly aroused nonetheless
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Balding? You can get your youthful hairline back with cow urine, onion juice, bull sperm, Tabasco, and yeast infection cream
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Melania Trump's speechwriter admits mistake, says she has offered resignation; Trump rejects it as it was a word for word copy of Lewandowski's letter
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Bentley automobiles and fly fishing: the combo no one has been waiting for (Be warned that the picture could induce day-long douche chills)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So you've taken part in the book fair, read the anthology, what are you gonna do next? Well after this long drag on a cigarette, how about writing some more? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Was that good for you too?" edition
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(YouTube)
 
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Very longtime Farker paulseta has written an orchestral elegy for the people of Nice, France. Would love to see this go far and wide, and hopefully bring some beauty to the horror. Thank you
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Listeria concerns prompt 372k lb hot dog recall. That's a hell of a big hot dog
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Five preteens use CPR dummy as a battering ram in failed attempt to burglarize convenience store
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
PA Woman Charged with placing her 3 and 5-year old in the trunk of her corvette and then driving all over town, shocking local authorities who were unaware a Corvette HAD a trunk
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ZoogTV VPN. Politico article says 68% of convention attendees using free wifi left their personal information exposed. They needed a VPN. You might too. (Sponsored Link)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
(They) were booked into the jail Sunday on a charge of failure to report a dead body, but that charge ultimately was not filed against them in court because the man was still alive
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Letter to the editor: NASA could have saved taxpayers money by reading the Bible instead of sending probe to Jupiter. Tag is for all the money they've taken from taxpayers to "educate" the letter writer
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
"University of New Hampshire doctoral student Kayla Aragona has just received a text alert at home on her cell phone from a cow in labor"
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
India's environmental minister links U.S. weapons systems to global warming. Although his credibility is in doubt from India claiming to have an environmental minister
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you must play Pokemon Go while driving, try to avoid running into a parked car. If you must run into a parked car, try to avoid a police car
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Third Eye Blind played the RNC last night, and the band decided to troll the assemblage, asking questions like "How many of you folks actually believe in science?"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: A perfectly balanced breakfast
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
In a move that will only make it more popular than ever, HOA tells tenants they must take down the blue ribbons tied around trees in honor of police officers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
4th Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 20, 6pm - Completely SOLD OUT
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Best Korea explains its ongoing war with the ocean
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
You had one job, Nevada delegate: Get your own state capital right at the Republican National Convention
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why there was a random guy named Chris Cox yelling about guns during tonight's RNC that was supposed to be themed "Make America Work Again," it's possible they invited the wrong person named Chris Cox
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(Fark)
 
 
 
W00tStout 4.0 Fark Party at Hop-Con-- July 20th at Stone Brewery at Liberty Station, San Diego
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Get out your rolling papers and bongs, it's time for Uruguay's Cannabis Cup
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Twitter finally stops fiddling around, @Nero gets burned
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cougars may save lives by keeping young bucks off the roads
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Ailes, O'Reilly, other Fox News perverts may leave company en masse and start their own conservative news channel in Sean Hannity's barn
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(The Times (UK))
 
 
 
Lost, one Turkish navy consisting of 14 ships including an Admiral. Last seen sailing away after coup attempt. If found, please contact President Erdogan
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Louisiana sheriff charged with ordering inmate beatings tells judge he needs his gun back. Why was it taken? He allegedly told prosecutor he would shoot him right between "his Jewish eyes." Double bonus: he was re-elected; his deputy is named Bubba
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(US News)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Darwin would conveniently take care of the problem, Bosnia warns its citizens not to play Pokemon Go in mine fields
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Two geniuses who jumped out of a moving cab to avoid paying the fare, then decided to sue to cab driver for the life-changing injuries that they suffered, have lost their case. Three cheers to the legal system
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Portlanders to pay $2.50 per hour to indirectly share taint cooties as Biketown bike sharing program goes live
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Tue July 19, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
A coup (fake or not) provides a golden opportunity to clean up all sorts of unrelated messes
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Maybe they shouldn't have had the party at Violence Beach
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Record Powerball jackpot prize claimed by not you
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Oops ....sorry Syrian civilians, the US-led airstrikes are kinda having a bad week so far but remember the week is young so we might see some improvement
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Today, Detroit's demolition program has torn down their 10,000th vacant building since 2014. Fark: City officials estimate there are about 40,000 buildings that need to be demolished
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Lap dances provide flood relief? Men say yes
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Watch Kelly Ripa and Jim Parsons suck on meat popsicles with equal abandon (SFW)
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Mercedes looked at all the trouble Tesla was having with autonomous driving and thought "let's do all that... but with a bus"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Alex Jones refused to speak about his Pokemon Go psyops conspiracy. They've must've gotten to him too. Was that even him or another lizard-impersonator? There's no telling how far this thing goes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Have your kids have been sleeping too well at night? Or is your partner too in love with you? For the low price of just $900, you can own this lifelike, silicon mask of Donald Trump that will come to life and kill your family
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(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Superman tattoo helps ID man on the run from police for nine years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not without a fight: Stubborn warship used for a sinking exercise takes 12-hours to sink despite being hit with over 5,000 pounds of explosives. They don't make them like that anymore
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Locals freak out as clueless tourists jump into the raw sewage that is Rio de Janeiro's harbor. Correction, make that Baltimore
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
FAA investigating if it has regulating authority over "drone mounted flame throwers"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toxic spill on the Don Valley Parkway as tanker truck flips over containing...salad dressing? THAT stuff is salad dressing? Ewww
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Fake athletes sue fake sport for fake head injuries
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Sitting naked in a stranger's car and masturbating with your feet on the dash is not normal. But on meth and vodak it is
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
OK, that's probably not a good sign
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida man would never attack a young woman outside her home, but his pet lemur probably would
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(KIWA Radio)
 
 
 
87-year old lady driving her SUV backs into a Cadillac being driven by a 67-year old woman, filling in a slow news day and the blank in a future list of best proto-punk steam metal band names
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Nut Boy somewhere interesting
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Need to protest? What better way than to get your 12 friends together and shut down I-95 South during rush hour? Article complete with "they look like I expected" mugshots
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Please stop tweeting your disagreement with the Republican National Convention to the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary
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(The Star Press)
 
 
 
Billboard in Muncie, Indiana goes up just before anti-police demonstrations. "Hate cops? The next time you need help call a crackhead"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Today's college campus OUTRAGE comes to us from the Colorado School of Mines and the naming of the athletic facility by the student body
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Erdogan purges 15,000 terrorist coup-plotters from Education Ministry. Kansas would take note if there was anyone left there who could read
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, Cleveland has turned into a hotbed of hot 'n' dirty man-on-man buttseks at the RNC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop comparing the RNC with My Little Pony or bronies. One's a group of creepy isolated adult children that get together and live in an alternate reality bubble, and the other group likes colorful cartoon horses
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Day 2 of the RNC is here, featuring keynote speeches from Tiffany Trump, though it's unclear who she'll plagiarize. And Ben Carson is scheduled to introduce the noon nap. It's your Official RNC Discussion Thread. The insanity starts at 12 PM ET
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The Moon and the Sun's gravity forces are in a tug of war to throw California into the Pacific Ocean
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The 37 counties in the United States where people die young. Doesn't sound right, I live in one of these counties and I feel f
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The best way to get a hospital to improve its food is to make the managers eat it for an entire week. "Yellow pucks of sadness"
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
"Police said there is no reason to believe the glass was intentionally placed in the sandwich"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman, three daughters stabbed for not dressing conservatively in Pakistan. And by "Pakistan" I mean "France"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Global temperatures break record for 14th consecutive month. Maybe we should build a wall or something. I mean, sticking our heads in the sand for 40 years hasn't worked, so try something new
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Four wounded in Fukushima library by knife-wielding crazy who couldn't borrow any books. ISIS likely to claim this guy too
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
It appears that the guy who set off a series of explosive devices in Panaca, AZ was less of a suicide bomber, and more of a bomber who committed suicide, according to the coroner's report
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
'Black Olives Matter'. Maybe, but only if they're Kalamata. All the other ones suck
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here are 10 proofs that the Earth is flat ... and by "proofs," I mean arguments that a 10-year-old could debunk
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(UPI)
 
 
 
While a Koala may be one Australian animal that won't kill you, it will break into your house to pole dance
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Some karma for those who send dick pics via Snapchat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach bonfire
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Many at Fox News have anonymously criticized Megyn Kelly for not joining the women publicly coming to boss Roger Ailes' defense when former anchor Gretchen Carlson accused him of sexual harassment. Turns there's a good reason for that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Google takes down artists' website, erasing fourteen years of work because apparently backups are just things that other people do
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway police involved in rare shooting, firing twice and equaling the total number of shots fired by Norwegian police in all of 2014 or by Baltimore police in about .032 seconds
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
While everyone is focused on Melania Trump's plagiarism of Michelle Obama, they're overlooking her plagiarism of one of the truly great orators of our time - Rick Astley
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
It's the middle of summer, so retailers promptly roll out their Halloween merchandise. Next up: Christmas specials in August
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(The Influence)
 
 
 
Doctors starving to death after pharmaceutical industry no longer allowed to buy them lunch, hookers
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Manhattan may soon get its first underground park, much to the delight of rat colonies, sewer gators, Morlocks
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Your daily woman in a bikini taking a stroll on the Interstate, finally brought to you by not Florida
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man who shot at Pokemon Go players may face charges. Well, I should hope so
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Know what I could go for right now? A cupcake that looks like a huge pimple
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan has come up with an effective way of dealing with door-to-door religious solicitors. Sadly, it is not flipping out like a ninja
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
It's crane season in New York again
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Bad: Your car gets stolen. Good: The cops get it back for you the very next day, still in good shape. Fark: Except the front seat's covered in blood from the guy they shot twice in it
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Best Korea opens a second front in its relentless war against large bodies of water
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. It wasn't really an earthquake off the coast of Florida. It was just one of the Navy's secret doomsday devices. Relax
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Car crash mangles "Welcome to Downtown Las Vegas" sign
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Baton Rouge cop-killer "was not a Muslim and he hated Christianity," but he was a hell of a gamer. "He would make a fool of people. He'll run around and kill four or five different people and he was just ultra farking smart"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pooty Poot warns that Russia will make its own Olympics if Russians aren't allowed to cheat
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Basics wallet. Wallet for the minimalist in your life. Basically the tiny house of wallet design. (Sponsored Link)
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(Today)
 
 
 
Chris Christie: 93 percent of Melania Trump's speech not plagiarized. That's an A+ at Trump University
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bi-partisan Photoshop Challenge: Create brand new logos for the presidential campaigns
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Flight crew detained after planning to fly from Glasgow to Toronto via waypoints Whiskey, Scotch and Rye
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
2-4-6-8 who we gonna litigate?
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You're a special kind of a jerk if you harass a mountain goat so badly, it flees into the harbor to escape you, and then you won't let him climb back onto shore so he drowns
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Take a picture of something in or at your home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Baton Rouge PD: "This attack is proof we need to militarize our police even more"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How to raise awareness about environmental conservation and combat deforestation? Simple - get 800,000 volunteers and plant 50 million trees in 24 hours
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Workmen asphalt around disabled woman protesting street paving, creating a new road island
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Saturday, there was one flying B-29 left in the world. Today, after a 16-year restoration, there are two
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
All that scary-looking body armor the cops in Cleveland are wearing for the convention? You can get your own, right next to the Schwinns and Huffys down at K-Mart
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know what word doesn't appear in obituaries nearly often enough? "Laxatives"
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Ryan Bundy was just practicing his ranching skills by braiding those bed sheets together
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Burglar shot in Great Bend... oh, that's the town's name
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Rudest Place on Earth
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police believe that two women found dead in a Rhawnhurst motel room Sunday, with their heads covered with plastic bags and their hands tied behind their backs, committed suicide together
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
As if things weren't bad enough, now we've got goddamned sea boars to contend with
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Ain't no party like a hump day party
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
China finally realizes the folly of ghost cities with empty business buildings, decides to build tons of extra empty housing so it looks better
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New study finds residents of red light district enjoy living there, say 'it's better than daytime TV'
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Two drunk drivers try to blame Pokémon Go for crashing their cars, phones
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(Turner)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tasty summertime treat
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Shut. Down. The entire rail line. We have a dog on the tracks in need of a cookie
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
What's dumber than leading police on a 100 mile-an-hour chase around town? Bragging about it on Facebook
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
NJ Governor Chris Christie is now a bobblehead. I had expected something a lot heavier
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Those debt collection calls seem pretty tame now, don't they?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Missing lynx still missing. Zoo worried hunters may shoot him just for the selfie. "Idiots are out there trying to snare or shoot him just for a selfie next to a corpse"
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(Some Reynolds Wrap)
 
 
 
If you had "less than a week" before the 'Nice attacks are a hoax' conspiracies started to fly, come forward from your underground, tin-foil lined shelter and claim your prize
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Live in DC? Love to speed? Well, come on down for your discounted meal
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Wearing someone else's skin used to be reserved for serial killers, but the fashion industry is trying to change that
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The group End Times Prophecies says you're going to miss your 10 a.m. dog grooming appointment on July 30th even though you've never missed it before
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