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Sun June 26, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Insurance salesman sues 14-year-old, claiming repeated ding-dong-ditching left him an emotional wreck
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Inside Japan's rent-a-friend industry and the agency that dispatches friends to all types of people. "We look like a rich country from the outside, but mentally we have problems.... We have clients who start to cry when we shake hands with them"
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Yacht Club concerned that allowing female members would ruin its 'family atmosphere'
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says gays deserve apology from the Church
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these underwater Aussies
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This. This right here is why I avoid rollercoasters. And theme parks. Because you never know when one is going to plunge 20 feet and crush you
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Seen Kyle? He's this tall -- and I think he stabbed me"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Recipients of free ticket vouchers from that Ticketmaster lawsuit are learning that Ticketmaster puts on some pretty shiatty concerts
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this easy rider
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(The State)
 
 
 
Hee Haw salutes Turbeville, South Carolina, population 804 - SAAAA-LUTE. And remember, Turbeville spelled backwards is "outrageous farking speed trap where they'll fine you $500 for having Massachusetts plates"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Turtle resting comfortably after tourist assault. Recovery expected to be slow but steady
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here are 25 animals drinking from baby bottles
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Obama declares West Virginia a disaster area. Also, it flooded there
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mayor carjacked at gunpoint in a residential area. First guess the state. Then guess the city
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Honestly if your playing of the violin sounds like 'strangled cat' noises, your neighbors have every right to have your violin confiscated
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
News: That Brexit petition to Parliament was actually submitted a month before the vote. Fark: By a Leave supporter who thought it would help get a second referendum if Remain narrowly won
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Embattled PA State Attorney General's office waits nearly two years to admit seizing $1.77 million. Then it gets weird
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The battle for Falluja is over, claims Iraqi general
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Let's see. Over here we've got far too many geese in this park. And over here, we have a lot of hungry homeless people. Hmmm
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A Haiku battle. Between transit agencies. How much that job pay?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looks like God needed a photographer for his upcoming concert
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
East Coast states want to monitor how far you drive on a daily basis and tax you for it. Don't worry, it's not like they'll be spying on your or anything. Say, Comrade, why were you Baltimore last weekend?
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Back in my day you went to the bar to order a drink. You didn't sit back at your booth and wait for a cart to roll up to your table so a bartender can make you a customized cocktail. "It's not a trend, but rather an elevation of a classic service"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Sample#58 - dissolves on the tongue quickly, good texture, slightly nutty flavour OH MY GOD I'M TRIPPING BALLS
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
It's all over now, hit that big black cow, and get out of here
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The 2016 ugliest dog has been crowned
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
How many bucks would a wood pile deduct if an erstwhile dump site sucked?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Go be allergic somewhere else
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Okay so copulating with my girlfriend high up on the arch of a bridge at 11am in front of traffic was maybe not the best spot for a romatic rendezvous ....jeeesh"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this volleyball star
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Getting promoted
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jason Isbell, everyone
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The cooler the street name in Alaska, the better the chance somebody will steal it. Just ask the people who live on Helluva Street, Four Wheel Drive, or Beer Can Lake Road
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Fourteen different Scientology locations raided in money laundering probe. Fark: in Russia
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Papillion family develops monarch butterfly refuge, plans on watching their son turn to a life of costumed supervillainy after their untimely demise
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A dead man has been convicted of sexual abuse by a court in what is believed to be a legal first in England
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MN man charged with murder in the death of his ex-girlfriend-who committed suicide
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this barn
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Do you even lift, bro?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Policeman working security at London's Pride Parade spots his boyfriend in the crowd, immediately proposes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party, 25 JUNE, 8-11pm, Lincoln Tap Room
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this childhood favorite
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
The rent is too damn high. 444% too high
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
#11: Go someplace with air conditioning
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A group of watch thieves clocked in a record-setting $6 million in stolen goods, though their time ran out when police started to tick off a list of their probable targets and laid a trap
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
An undercover look inside the private prison industry: "The only thing that's important to us is that we go home at the end of the day. Period. So if them fools want to cut each other, well, happy cutting"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If it's this bad during a kindergarten ceremony, imagine the furor when they finish high school
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Court in murder trial rules that talking parrot will be allowed to sing like a canary
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After child with Down syndrome is the only one in his class not invited to a party, mom speaks out using it as a teachable moment about the condition
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
More than 1 million people have signed a petition for a re-referendum after realizing the Brexit was the biggest mistake since Law & Order: UK
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
The depth, intrigue, and suspense you can only find in today's modern journalism
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Guests at a Tennessee wedding call the bride 'sparkling'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How much did Britain's little xenophobic tantrum cost? Well $2 trillion, for starters. Yes, that's "trillion," with a "T"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Yeah, this isn't creepy at all...no, not at all
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bone Conduction bluetooth headphones. Different from earbuds or traditional headphones: not in or covering your ears. Hear your music *and* what's going on around you. Parents, military, sports, gaming, more. (Sponsored Link)
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
There's a special place in hell reserved for the guy who robs a Habitat for Humanity re-store at gunpoint
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this whale of a good time
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know how you read: do you prefer hardcover, paperback, audio book, e-reader, or having Morgan Freeman read to you while you're sipping cocoa in your jammies?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sappy the cat and Dakota the horse are completely inseparable buddies. Enjoy Caturday with your best bud
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Should six-way marriages be legal?
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Rookie's bodycam reveals New Mexico law enforcement's lax reaction to a reported drunk driver - and D.A. for 3 counties - in her state-owned Dodge. Whoopsie
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
At start of busy Seattle weekend that includes Obama visit and Pride parade, Washington State DOT tweets MSPAINT rendering of all major events that could cause traffic tie-ups
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Protip: Judges generally don't like it when you tell them about your "donkey dick", threaten to "jack it" on them, and especially not when you tell them you'll kill their whole family with a hammer
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Police pull over semi truck after they notice it's missing some important components -- its front wheels
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Not News: Your house is on fire. Fark: As it drifts along in floodwaters
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, that happy marker: the Fark Weird News Quiz, reminding you that yes, it's Friday and yes, it's beer-thirty
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Buenos Aires zoo is closing after 140 years to give its animals a better life. 'Captivity is degrading'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Stonewall Inn is now a National Monument. Thanks, Obama
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(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
A woman's home exploded during a flood, blasting her into the branches of a tree. Like being in WV didn't suck already
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man down
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
No one wants to fly to Atlanta but this guy
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Driver dies in Bath crash. This is why you should stick to those little plastic boats and rubber duckies
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Weatherman shows everyone just how big the storm inside of his pants is
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Four dudes disrupt a Southwest flight leading to two convictions (and one picture of the group that looks exactly like you expect)
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
People in Indiana can't quit brokeback bridge
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Next up: London exit?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
It's perfectly normal for a 31-year-old to die of natural causes next to $12M in pot, nothing to see here, move along
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Cyclist tweets picture of city bus idling in bike lane. Response: "That's policy, and it was only for a couple of minutes so STFU" Cyclist: "It's policy? Seriously? WTF" Mayor: "Yeah, change that policy, dumbasses." Subby unsure who to hate here
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
FBI says Orlando shooter not gay but is a terrorist and that's their final answer dammit already so stop asking
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After going most of the week topless, who is asking that J.R. Smith puts his shirt back on? A) His coach B) His mother C) The President of the United States
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shock and awe
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts employs 5 second rule, idiots
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(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Bad: You have an abusive boyfriend. Good: You break up and get a restraining order. Bad: He breaks into your place. Good: You change the locks and get a security system installed. Scary: He's hiding under the bed while the installer is there
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Today many "Leave" voters are having George Oscar Bluth Jr. moments of clarity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama's approval ratings keep improving as voters realize that he will be replaced by a car crash regardless
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
FL prosecutor wonders why his crazy online rants about crack hoes and calling Orlando a "melting pot of 3rd world miscreants and ghetto thugs" in light of of the massacre isn't considered protected speech
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Border Collie puppy spaced out on magic mushrooms reaches out, touches the face of Dog
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Stayers: You guys are so stupid, I'm moving to Canada. Leavers: Everything is going to hell, I'm leaving to Canada. French Canadians: Nooooooooon
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The worst viruses known to mankind, not including the one you picked up from subby's mom (slideshow)
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Best Korea says no need for further nuclear talks, doing just fine on its own, promises the ocean will soon be completely defeated
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK: Now that Brexit has passed, it will take many months and a new Prime Minister to arrange an orderly exit. EU: Just GTFO (with helpful pic)
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
🎶 Country roads, take me home, to the place, with the most drug overdoses in the USA 🎶
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Out of 7000 "Run across hot coals to prove you're a fearless executive warrior" types attending a Tony Robbins seminar, there were 40 who thought they could stop, take a selfie, update Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, and emerge unscathed
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're under 31 years old, you have never once experienced a colder-than-average month. Not one single time
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ball Python may have escaped after commercial building fire, will become plot of next Bruckheimer film
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Study shows strip clubs bring $70M to San Diego economy
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
"Qualifications?" "Keeping an alligator in a mobile home park." "That's not much of a crime." "In Spokane?" "Kinky..."
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Check out the new Skyslide at a Los Angeles skyscraper, a slide where only 1.25 inches of glass separates you from a thousand-foot drop
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The insane in Spain take advantage of UK pain
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two guys staying at Rodeway Inn in Gallup, NM discover EVERY room key opens EVERY room. Hilarity and viral video ensue
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 40,000 pounds of Popeyes biscuits overturns in Mississippi, or as the locals call it, breakfast for six
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sand blaster
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Voting for concepts you don't understand isn't just for the Murica anymore
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Another 100,000 people are going to see "Hamilton" before you do
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump praises Scotland for voting for the Brexit, even though it didn't
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Hollywood Art Institute online photography course with certification. For those of us still using Auto mode. MASP is not the name of my new ska cover band. (Sponsored Link)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you drink a cup of coffee first thing after you wake up, turns out that all you're doing is wasting coffee. Here comes the sweet caffeinated science
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ladies, remember those good old days when you did everything, while your husband read the paper? Whackjob Christianity wants you to experience shutting up and doing what you're told - just like in the good old days. Available at any church nearby
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
World markets react to the Brexit vote the way they said they would
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Turkey blocks Google servers; breaks Internet; blames cables from Romania and Bulgaria
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scotland and Northern Ireland vow to leave little England wallowing in its own mess
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Oh yeah .... A brief history of the booty call. Or is that bootay?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Officer Barrel Roll rolls away from job, and criminal charges
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Meet Dave, America's greatest swinger, who is actually just a demure doctor from a quiet neighborhood (not safe for work)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Showing his maturity at handling a complex and emotional issue that many Americans on both sides feel passionate about, the Governor of Maine says every time there's a debate on gun control he buys a new gun
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(KGOU Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Police in Riyadh arrest bar owner for mixing bacon and vodka. Wait, that was a typo - Police in Oklahoma City arrest bar owner for mixing bacon and vodka
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Scott Adams pontificates about ethics in the men's sweater industry
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(The Atlantic)
 
NewsFlash
 
England votes to leave Scotland
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Thu June 23, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Area man learns the hard way not to rescue people in car accidents
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(Austin Chronicle)
 
 
 
Here's what 11 years of female roller derby in Texas looks like
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(Fark)
 
 
 
TF'er is looking for cook ahead and freeze meal ideas. Post your recipes
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Not news: Illinois can't afford to send out registration renewal notices without a budget. Fark: Illinois receives $5.24 million windfall from late registration fees as a result
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
None of you Farkers have a chance with the newly crowned Miss Missouri. Farkettes on the other hand
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Mmmm, Madagascar hissing cockroach cake with Boston cream filling
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(Backpacker)
 
 
 
In a year when people have been damaging hot springs, loading bison into their cars, and carving up rock formations, one kid returns a pinecone taken from Sequoia National Park, along with a written apology. So shines a good deed in a weary world
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(CBC)
 
Weeners
 
Supreme Court of Canada dismisses penile swab appeal by Edmonton man
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Commander of Utah patriot "militia" arrested for trying to blow up a Bureau of Land Management office. Can we call these guys terrorists yet, or is that still not Patriotically Correct?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I can parking
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(Babylon Bee)
 
 
 
Issue of Playboy condemns unauthorized photo of itself and Trump, Jerry Falwell, Jr
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a totally normal and not-confusing ruling the Supreme Court says that states cannot make it a crime to refuse to take a blood test when suspected of drunk driving, but states CAN criminalize refusing to take a breathalyzer test
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Why did you go on this crime spree, ma'am?" "That spiked drink from Chick-Fil-A made me do it"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Doctor from Flint, Michigan manages to go practice someplace even worse
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prince William takes a break from his insanely hot wife to complain that she doesn't cook that well, though
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
In a world first, a girl gets her tooth pulled out by a live squirrel on a park bench
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(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
10-year-old with cerebral palsy who didn't want to go to school sports day because he was afraid other kids would laugh at his legs wins gold medal in race against rest of school. Hey, we're not assholes here ALL the time (sweet vid)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
$60 coffee? That's a blowjob. Wait, you sell coffee?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
There's a museum for everything - even Civil War battles depicted by cats
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moment of reflection
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
After complaints, Missouri sheriff removes head from ass
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's long-lost brother will make a public apology if Britain suffers financially for withdrawing from the EU
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Report alleges China allegedly killing prisoners to harvest alleged organs. China allegedly denies this
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
The Illinois DOT warns that all state road projects will be halted as of July 1, as good intentions and civic pride don't translate into actual paychecks
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Utah gets its first porn-sniffing dog. My brother-in-law would do it for free
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: "C is for cookies. Shut up, it's time to eat." That's right. Break out the cookie recipes that spell sugar coma doom for every Farker
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Welcome to Costco. We hate you
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(mainfun)
 
 
 
Photoshop this haunting hallway
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Two missing kayakers found dead, one hospitalized. Unclear why they hospitalized a dead person
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Perhaps the most challenge part of being a Distinguished Young Woman of Delaware is all the oyster eating contests you have to participate in. "You struggle to hold down a ball of slime so raw it's hard to believe that it's not still alive"
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(Porterville Recorder)
 
 
 
Dairy princess crowned for District 9. Not available for Blu-Ray
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Wait. Picture in your mind the mugshots of the criminal masterminds that robbed a Dunkin' Donuts at gunpoint. Ok. Now click
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists want your stinky clothes; the smellier the better
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"You might not have noticed this, but over the last few days many, many people on the internet in China have been talking about watermelons because of something weird that happened in Italy"
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Birds of prey figure out Step 2 (pic)
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
And the state smoking the most marijuana behind Colorado and Oregon (but ahead of California) is _______
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man takes a stand against drunk drivers, slaps "Don't drink and drive" decals on his truck. Irony strikes
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Strange: Your dad putting a bizarre classified ad in the paper looking for a wife. Stranger: For you. Strangest: You deciding, "OK, what the hell"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Actual audio from the Battle of the Bastards showed that Jon Snow may have known nothing, but at least he's got chicken
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The sit-in is now out
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
German theater "shooting" possibly downgraded to nut with a fake gun saying "pew-pew-pew"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Security video shows the Orlando shooter at the hotel where it was claimed he met up with his gay lover
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
New Albany, Ohio police chief says children shouldn't be allowed to play outside unattended until the age of 16. Subby fondly recalls the days when we were told to go play outside and stay out until either the sun went down or dinner was served
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
In memoriam, cable companies, 1948-2016. They throttled, harassed, overcharged and annoyed, but no one can ever say they didn't support those movie channels that seemed to only play Con-Air and Mrs. Doubtfire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ohio teenager killed by brain-eating amoeba
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(Wine Spectator)
 
 
 
Vine disease identified by scientists, according to six-second press conference
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Here's the physics behind why bouncy castles so often turn into low-altitude aircraft flights
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(Mix 96 (UK))
 
 
 
Cat missing 10 months reunited with owner, doesn't seem to care
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man gets 17 years in prison for stealing $500,000 from blind widow, spending the money on Lamborghinis, Porsches and nipple pasties
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
NewsFlash
 
Freddie Gray van driver found not guilty on all charges, which should help reduc--say, do you guys smell smoke?
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gunman opens fire at movie theater in Germany [Update: shooter has been killed by the police]
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In landmark ruling, SCOTUS affirms that universities do in fact have the power to decide who they accept as students
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD launch massive manhunt--including deploying helicopters and sending out cops on foot--to find a dangerous teenage criminal who skipped out on a $2.75 subway fare
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
My Wednesday? Oh, not much. Took some drugs, got naked, went for a swim in the lake, fought four cops. The usual
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brits turn a POS public sculpture left over from London Olympics into world's biggest tunnel slide (with video)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh, that dent? Don't worry about that dent, we can dildo that right out
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
ןɐɯɯɐɯ buıbuɐɥ sıɥʇ doɥsoʇoɥd
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
How not to get away with murder: (1) Do it an IHOP parking lot (2) be a 16-year-old (3) send a Snapchat of your victim to all your friends
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bild journalist posts analysis of a recent joint Russian/Syrian offensive. Map suggests they tried really hard to penetrate the enemy. Or they just really really enjoyed it
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Columbus, Ohio wins 2016 "Smart City Challenge". Immediately gets swirly from Akron and Youngstown
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Mexico, Russia, the Phillipines, Turkey can all have their little leaks of voter lists, but America has the hugest, classiest voter leaks of all - one of which included who goes to church and who has the guns
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FOR SALE: large, 176lb dark, gelatinous lump with pale cream interior. Suspected magical powers. Will consider trade for wife
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas mom has surgery, now has British accent. Shall we say cheers to that?
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(Eater)
 
 
 
1) Cut a hole in a box. 2) Put some KFC and a 6100mAh battery and a USB port in that box. 3) Wait, what the actual fark? And that's the way you do it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Asking for equal pay? That's a firin'"
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(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Israel just received their first F-35, finally giving them something more worthless than the Knesset
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Australian woman finds 5 meters of nope in her guest room
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Israeli military launches investigation to determine when exactly Google, Inc. became their commander-in-chief. Lawmakers express their humiliation and outrage in angry Facebook posts
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"That's it, I've escaped. I can for once experience the sweet taste of freedom. I better go jump in that llake"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 581: "Dramatic License" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The perilous new housing fad that has hit Paris is for the amateur carpenter everywhere. Although It's high on style, it's low on permits and safety
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The latest indicator that India is overpopulated: 90 people were killed by lightning...yesterday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Worst. Way. To. Die. Evar
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Leaving your baby in the hot car can't be balanced out by putting the baby in the refrigerator
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Weather-related tsunami strikes off Jersey Shore. Chris Christie told to stop playing in the ocean
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Tourists put out fire in historic cathedral by splashing it with holy water, simultaneously saving the day and doing 2D4 damage to all nearby undead
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Has your horse been drinking?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An improvement to your beach vacation
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"The pig was taken into custody"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Wealthy trophy hunter arrested, charged with killing of Bullwinkle. That trick never works
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Ball Park® giving away free hot dogs right now to anyone named Angus or Frank and to anyone who changes their name to Angus or Frank on Twitter
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
Boobies
 
Topless woman walks from...well, since you already clicked the link you can read the rest of the headline over there
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Cops put GPS tracker on a man's fake leg. Leg stays still while he commits murder
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(Dawn)
 
 
 
India launches 20 satellites at once and we still can't launch an astronaut to the space station
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A man, an upgrade plan, a canal, a fail: Panama
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Chinese gym class is even worse than you expected. On top of the polluted air, the running tracks are made from toxic waste, including discarded tires and electric cable
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Without mentioning "causing", Michigan sues two companies for continuing and worsening the Flint water crisis. One company says Michigan DEQ made the decisions, not them. Get your popcorn and a glass of something
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
In the current environment it was probably inevitable: politician runs on slogan "Make America White Again"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"There's no word yet what caused the hard landing." How about gravity?
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(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
Unhappy with your sentence? Why, just let the judge know by flinging feces, maybe he'll reconsider that 40 year stretch
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(Photo.net)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy dancer
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
It starting to look like half the population of Orlando reported the nightclub shooter to the FBI at one time or another. The latest? A fellow worshipper at his mosque who called the FBI two years ago after a conversation with Mateen disturbed him
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
As far as miserable cities with a championship drought, San Diego's was already longer than Cleveland's, and they don't have nice things like seasons or the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Door-to-door insurance salesmen. New and Stupid: Door-to-door cocaine salesmen
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may have found his running mate - this guy
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Italy demands new European law to protect the art of pizza-making. No word if strategic missile strikes on New York and Chicago are planned
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Coast Guard searching for missing family on sailboat. Wow, how big is that boat?
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
British man to woman wearing niqab: "If you're living in the UK, you have to speak English." Woman with niqab: "I'm Welsh, and I'm speaking Welsh"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"We observe that people's preferences in blind tastings are actually inversely correlated with price, i.e., on average, when they don't know what they're drinking, people prefer cheaper wines"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
There's nothing worse than getting slapped with hidden fees right as they're lowering your corpse into the ground
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former "friends with benefits" of the Orlando shooter and dehydrated Nick Offerman look-alike says Omar hated Pulse because the guys there made him felt used and rejected
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Best Korea is finally starting to get the upper hand in their ongoing war with the ocean, no Photoshop skills required
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Okay, so Saturday we got our credits from Ticketmaster, now it's time to check your Amazon account to see how much Apple may have put there for you after scheming on ebook prices
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Even if you make it out the friend zone you won't make it out of the condom zone
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Pikachu is either downing massive amounts of steroids or he's got a damn good workout routine
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(Gloucestershire Live)
 
 
 
'It was like a scene from Hot Fuzz' - police crackdown on illegal rubber duck race
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mom reveals to 15 & 17 year-old kids that she's a CIA spy; worries that kids will resent her for lying about her work for years. I guess they were really mad about Santa Claus
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Firefighters had to rescue a teen girl from being trapped in a Barney head, but Barney loves her, she loves it
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Haven't you ever wanted fried chicken so badly that you break into a fast-food restaurant to steal frozen chicken and take off on your bicycle?
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Women who post photos of their baby bump online discovering the photos are being widely enjoyed and shared on preggophilia sites (SFW)
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Playstation 4 and Uncharted game - enter to win contest. The Playstation platform ensures "...games with rich, high-fidelity graphics and deeply immersive experiences." Does it live up to the hype? (Sponsored Link)
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(9 News)
 
 
 
A mystery is brewing in Atlanta as someone stole a whole lot of beer there. Fark party to be announced soon
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"When I gave up alcohol at 35, nothing terrified me more than having sex without getting drunk first"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Man uses bear spray on pig. Al Gore cries foul
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Who was greater: Yuri Gagarin or Neil Armstrong?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Firm that owns a building housing a Baptist church whose pastor called for God to finish off the Orlando massacre victims and thanked him for Omar Mateen orders the church to go be bigoted elsewhere. Tag is for the firm taking a stand against bigotry
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(Photo.net)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unrolling
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pull your stool up to the bar and let me pour you a mug of science to talk about alcohol and beer goggles
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dad of the Year candidate gets a tattoo of his son's cancer surgery scar to help him feel better about it
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
The upper-middle-class achieves escape velocity from the lower-middle-class, having discovered that even if you can't join the 1%, life as part of the 30% doesn't totally suck
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The race for vegetarian burgers heats up: the Beyond Burger bleeds beet juice, but the Impossible Burger bleeds real heme produced by gene-hacked yeast, and drips fat from embedded chips of coconut oil. Which is why it tastes as awesome as it sounds
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫ I hear the train a comin' / It's rolling round the bend / And I ain't seen such stupid since I don't know when ♫
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are on a home shopping channel and are selling a laptop, be sure it does not display the "N" word on it, or "porn" for that matter
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Your grocery store might be broadcasting your shopping habits to the online world. Unsecured security cameras are everywhere
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest victims of Wall St. greed: charities
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Still no cure for believing ground up seahorse can cure cancer
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Monty the python invades house's guest room after living inside its walls for at least 15 years. It is my belief that this snake was labouring under the misapprehension that he was a cat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Her name is Rio and she mugged you on the sand
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Our [oboros] long national nightmare is alive and well
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Why are extremely rare events happening all the time? Ask my wife, Kate Upton
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Tue June 21, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Popular downtown Louisville mascot seriously injured in unavoidably slow auto accident
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Deep-fried Twinkies hit supermarkets, but you have to bake them
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Having not learned from the freeway marriage proposal guy, two Houston idiots arrested after playing basketball in a busy intersection. Bonus: on a toddler hoop (with video)
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Don't file an official report about suspicious activity with the police, because they hate that
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Guy vows to eat the most disgusting Subway sandwich the internet can come up with, but let's be honest, it's probably on the menu already
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Heroes of the day: the 62% of the German population who have absolutely nothing against advertisements showing bare breasts
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(LongIsland.com)
 
 
 
Product placement has gone too far, as New York State Office of Parks & Rec excitedly names Tommy Bahama as official outfitter of lifeguards at Jones Beach
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, there is a weird shaped Cheetos contest
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you listen closely, you can hear: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Mayor near Orlando calls for all citizens to be armed. Get ready for hot Florida-tag-on-Florida-tag action
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Police searching for armed robbers who used a pink gun. Pinky Tuscadero and Snagglepuss are wanted for questioning
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A head that at this time has no name." Police: "I know his name"
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(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Man poops himself, kicks down the door of his former home, takes off his shorts and is promptly shot in the stomach. Alcohol may have been a factor
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
Ah the weekend. Time to open a tasty Coors Light, catch some rays and check out the red-hot mamas in the parking lot. But first some tunage with my 80 speakers, 7 amplifiers, van stereo system. WHAT? WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? IS THERE A PROBLEM OFFICER?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen warned that the U.S. economy faces 6 more months of Obama
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy little mushroom
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Soldiers were forced to kill a tame jaguar that got loose during an Olympic torch photo op in what will surely become a metaphor for the games themselves
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Do you discipline your child with "a good hard spanking" from time to time? Congratulations, you're raising a future Chinese banker
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Wrong festival, dude
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Note to IndyCamp/Occupy Scotland/Scotxit/whatever protesters: Claiming that Jesus is the rightful monarch of Scotland and calling the judge a blasphemer is not a sound legal strategy
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Not news: Prima donna pilot whines to ATC when he wasn't listening. Fark: other pilots call him a tool and support the overworked ATC operator
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Your inability to shut up is genetic
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Now AI can diagnose cancer almost as accurately as humans. Next step, Baymax from Big Hero 6
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(Red Bulletin)
 
 
 
The coolest drive in the world is the 4,000km ice road run in Siberia, taken on the famously unbreakable Soviet Ural motorcycles: "They're military-grade Lego" (great pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Patient Zero of the zombie apocalypse has been identified
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After selling an app to Snapchat for $54M, some people would blow it all as fast as possible. This guy decided to take his family around the world
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Is your drug-addicted friend being held against her will in Queens? Grab a couple of friends, load up your car with rifles, handguns, body armor, night vision goggles, and drugs, and try your luck in the Holland Tunnel. That should do the trick
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip That ended as the Minnow did, the Skipper with a swollen lip
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Before letting your children kiss, nuzzle, or lick the baby animals, remember that even the cutesy fuzzy-wuzzy ones are covered in germs
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jar of air from Stone Roses concert that 'still has a faint reverberation of John Squire's solo in it' currently selling for more than $100,000 on eBay (pic)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google is adjusting the search results you get when you look up the symptoms you are feeling so that the first thing you see doesn't say you have ass cancer
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
U.S. finally begins deporting illegal immigrants - starting with a 60-year-old German whose parents forgot to apply for citizenship when he was 5
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chicago is the city of 300....homicides that is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Israeli Defense Forces say they killed a Palestinian boy by mistake after confusing him with someone who threw stones earlier that day. Because that clearly mandated a kill-on-sight approach
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge - anything to do with 'run', 'ran' or 'running'
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Celebrate the Cavs win with something you surely won't regret when they win again in 50 years
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bouncy house apocalypse: bouncy house flies away and slams into power lines. People still put their kids in these things?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a handy rundown of how you are likely to die in America, from contact with machinery (odds of dying: 1 in 5,189) to accidental drowning and submersion (1 in 1,073) to assault by firearm (1 in 300). Still no cure for cancer (1 in 7)
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes fact-checks the fact-check on their fact-checker
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Blind Mexican cave fish taking jobs from American blind cave fish (with bonus pic of streetfish)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Another day, another banker suicide. All these apparent 'suicides' might be suspicious if anyone actually cared that they were dying
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman names her ileostomy bag Steve to prove her surgery is nothing to be ashamed of. So now she can say, 'Steve is full of shiat' - which, if you've ever met Steve from Accounting, that's something you already know
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What's wrong with a dog food festival ... oh
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(IndyPolitics.org)
 
 
 
Purdue comes up with a new idea to eliminate student debt, if you consider "indentured servitude" a new idea
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(Some Science)
 
 
 
According to science, the ideal woman's body looks like..OMG LOOK AT THOSE SHARP KNEES
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Finally a teacher who DIDN'T have sex with a student. She went for the assistant principal. Who has just been taken into custody for her murder. Well, I guess back to students it is
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump campaign report shows $35,000 was paid to a company called "Draper Sterling," the fictional names of two Mad Men characters. Think Progress digs a little deeper. Then things get weird
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news New Yorkers, Police Commissioner Bratton says another terror attack is inevitable for NYC. Comforting, I know
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Freedom of the press under attack by Turkey. No, not the one running for president
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Fourteen children drown in Russia during a lake storm. Evil spirits of the lake are to blame
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when ISIS is unsure whether to publicly support a homegrown terrorist or back away slowly
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
'Abortion drones' delivering abortion pills in Ireland
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In wake of Orlando shooting, Florida congressional candidate A: Denounces gun violence? B: Pledges more funding for local police forces? or C: Is giving away AR-15 via Facebook contest?
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Frightening "weirdos in black trench coats" are terrifying spooked Iowans
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia teenager who killed a man after agreeing to buy his PS4 on Craigslist gets 40 years in prison. By that time, she'll be ready to kill someone else for a PS7
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Leaving a passive aggressive note on an inconsiderate driver's windshield is sometimes just too tempting. This is how you nail it
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Great Pyramid of Giza is actually lopsided, thanks to an error builders made during construction 4,500 years ago. Investigators now think it was an intentional pyramid scheme
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here we see the Lesser Traffic Warden in its natural habitat. Watch this land bottom-feeder as it cowers under cover, waiting for its prey to approach
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Old and busted: Doing the Cherrios Challenge on your sleeping babies. New and even more bizarre: Doing the Cherrios Challenge on your pet lizard
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
If we are living in a computer simulation, is that a testable hypothesis?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman takes funny photograph of her 3-year-old daughter standing on a toilet and gets ready to send it to her husband for a laugh until her daughter says that she learned in school what to do if she is stuck in a bathroom and someone starts shooting
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Headline: Pot usage in teenagers in Colorado below the national norm. Reality: Teenagers in Colorado are addicted to THC and abuse it regularly, but know how to lie to adults taking surveys
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
What to expect when you buy a home in a tax lien sale: feral cats, some cash hidden in the floors, a nice old painting in the attic, a decomposing body, an antique... what, back up a minute
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"This is 911, what's your emergency?" "My pizza doesn't have enough cheese"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Putin: If Hillary is elected, we will declare war
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Are you one of the 81,000 on the no-fly list?
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Arlington Texas Police admit what the public has assumed for years: Yes we have a ticket quota
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Possible treatment for the Herp. Still no treatment for The Derp
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts now accepting atheists...as long as they belong to the right kind of church
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Exo Mount Universal car cell phone holder. Attaches to most surfaces, flat and curved, and rotates 360 degrees. Keeps you hands-free and less likely to get a ticket (Sponsored Link)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sharp-eyed journalist notices $35,000 payment from Trump campaign to "Draper Sterling" for advertising
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(Sun Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop beachfront number 9
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
City wants to pay the homeless to clean up the city's homeless camps, and hopefully they can use that money to no longer be homeless
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Like the idea of cremation but hate the unpleasant eco after-effects? Now, there's Cremo-helper, leaves just some "leftover coffee-colored effluents" behind
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Four hikers dead from extreme heat in Arizona as temperatures rose to nearly 120 degrees, although their leader claimed it couldn't be more than 114
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Forty years after a chemistry teacher in Maine put an unwrapped Twinkie on his chalkboard to see how long it would take to decompose, it's still intact in a glass case at the school. This is not the premise of Stephen King's newest novel
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Weird Al concert in Portsmouth, VA on June 21, 2016
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Iceland's famous "Gateway to Hell" Hekla volcano could soon open its gates
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(UPI)
 
 
 
No need to panic. Its just some "large-scale motion" detected in the San Andreas fault. Repeat...do not panic. It's too late, anyway
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Journalist once again shows us how easy it is to buy an AR-15...what?...uh-oh
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Feeling bored about what to do with your outdated kitchen? Turn it into a swimming pool
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Truck crash covers road in thousands of baby chickens. Owners desperately try to re-coop any losses
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Apparently, the @SUNY Twitter account moonlights as a porn star named "Latarsha Crenshaw"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Do you discipline your child with "a good hard spanking" from time to time? Congratulations, you're raising a future potential mass murderer
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Because the first thing you want to do after being dead for three years is to go see how awesome your grave is
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get your cameras out: Tonight marks the first "strawberry moon" in a generation, and we won't see one again until 2062
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Our first proof of time travel
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Goats and strawberries
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this invisible man
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
If you are going to do road rage, do it right. Stab their car. Multiple times
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
There must be an easier way to raise money for your school than by wearing a beard of thousands of honey bees
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Man walks into a bar, sees the teacher who tormented him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anton Yelchin appears to have been killed by a design flaw in his Grand Cherokee shift lever that was the subject of an active recall campaign. Unfortunately it wasn't voice activated
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania is well-fracked. "We had so much methane in our water, the inspector told us not to smoke a cigar or light a candle in the bath"
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