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Sun June 12, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Smile for your mugshot in Texas? Cops hate that
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Slowly I turned
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
For future reference, THIS is what "The Muslim community condemning the Orlando attack" looks like, with a bonus side of organizing a blood drive to help the victims
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
It has begun: the world's first robot that decides on its own to make someone bleed or not
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this head supporter
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile makes a special stop to pick up the 'Hot Dog Princess'
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Caption this proclaiming turtle
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Subby builds a sandcastle with a plastic pail and a coffee cup on a public beach. Hampton Beach sculptors are each given their own private plot and 10 tons of sand to work with
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If your redneck neighbor enjoys randomly firing guns at your house, make sure your county doesn't have a "Constitutional Sheriff" before calling 911, unless you want to end up in jail
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(Slate)
 
 
 
America's gas stations are about to become as rare as bookstores
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: "I think we found the problem"
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Orlando nightclub shooting Thread #3: ISIS claims responsibility for the attack; "at least" 50 dead, 53 wounded
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Someone gave her a hand
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAPD stop a potential attack at LA Gay Pride festival
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(East Bay Express)
 
 
 
The real reason why Oakland fired its police chief. Tag is for good old fashioned journalism, still alive and kicking
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First the good news: automobile crashes are no longer the leading cause of accidental deaths in America. Bad news: because we've drugged ourselves to the point where we can't even get in the car in the first place
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We're gonna need a bigger boat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Orlando nightclub shooting update: "at least" 50 dead, shooter among them, and more than 50 wounded (comments closed, see new thread above)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Could we talk you into some cuddly spiders today?"
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Riding along in my automobile, my baby beside me at the wheel, I caught some air at the turn of the mile, my lane is the hottest in my ire
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Bizarre family expects fast service from McDonald's, ends up with fast service from the cops. And then there are the mugshots
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's June travel season, which means it's time for the scheduled "unplanned refinery outages"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Aliens in famous works of art
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Summer swimming
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the worst foods to take on a picnic, but then again who cares when you have food in the middle of the field or woods
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You're a Las Vegas Uber driver and you've just found a bag filled with $7,000 worth of chips and cash. Now what?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
PG County students to get 50% for just showing up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IRC calls for men and boys fleeing Faluja to be reunited with their families. Wait, people still use IRC?
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Shooting and potential hostage situation at gay nightclub in Orlando. Update: Shooter and approximately 20 victims dead and another 42 injured (comments closed, see updated thread above)
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Apparently ((())) is now the new swastika. No, I have no idea how that came to be or what it's supposed to mean either
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Now Pakistan wants the U.S. to bomb the Taliban
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ironic Russian hipsters
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
City sues family for having a Buddhist meditation center in their home. What is the sound of one hand facepalming?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nemo, Neptune, neap tide... It's an "n" word, definitely an "n" word
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(CBC)
 
 
 
That's the biggest damn hummingbird I've ever seen
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
It's like Critical Mass, but with more cavalry
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(World Gin Day)
 
 
 
Happy Gin Day, everyone. Make sure you take it sloe today
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this angry man
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Sommelier explains how wine is judged at a competition. Step #1: Where's my envelope full of cash? Step #2: Here's your gold medal
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Thankfully, the police standoff with an empty house in Redford, Michigan ends with house surrendering peacefully. Trailer in driveway says "the house has always been a quiet and polite neighbor"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"It's a kind of brew of pseudo-legal ideas. It's the equivalent of thinking Harry Potter is science"
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
I'll be dammed
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver biker honks, yells at driver blocking traffic while looking at phone. Difficulty: Driver turns out to be a cop
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Someone donated $6.5 million to Burning Man so the drug-fueled hippie fest could have a Bacchanalian orgy year-round
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Saturday Morning Book Club is a little late this week, as we've been reading through lots of anthologies looking for the best ones. Help us out by sharing your recommendations
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Puppy stolen at gunpoint has been found safe. Lots of puppies freely available at local shelter. No armed robbery needed
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Close-up pictures of fish that will really reel you in hook, line, and sinker. This is clearly clickbait
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Your smart phone can be very secure, as long as it's not connected to Verizon, Sprint, or AT&T
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You could say that it was good she (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) didn't know the paws-word. YEEEAH
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Java. Coffee? Small Pacific island? Tell us about your favorite java. (Sponsored Link)
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
You think your girlfriend is cheating on you? Here's what you do. Torch some guy's car at one A.M. and then confess to police while you are sitting on your porch, drinking a PBR and watching it burn. It's the Wisconsin way
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
"Incognito bandits" caught after cops figured out they didn't have a disguise for their car
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Police: Say that picture you posted on Facebook of you and your newly-adopted dog is really nice. It's a shame we have to take the dog away
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dead men don't read condolence letters. Unless they're not dead that is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Finish this unfinished needlepoint
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Had a double knee replacement? Trans and taking hormone replacements? The third-party doctrine means the DEA doesn't need no steenking warrants when it comes to fighting dirty HIPAAs
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Patriotic policeman fired for his underwear
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Grab a cart and come with us as we go grocery shopping on Caturday
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police officers go deep undercover to a) infiltrate a drug cartel b) uncover terrorist operations c) pose as panhandlers by the side of the road, writing tickets to drivers who take off their seatbelts to get at their wallets to give them money
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Competitive endurance tickling is serious business, not really a laughing matter
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon Judge dismisses one of the gun charges against Ammon Bundy, 7 co-dildonians
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust. Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give
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(KDRV Medford)
 
 
 
Always check the Walmart parking lot for cowboy on horseback before trying to steal a bicycle
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Years after the legalization of marijuana, Colorado will now permit grocery stores to sell beer and wine
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
It turns out Alaska's permafrost isn't all that permanent
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Austria and Germany have a summit on a summit. Xzibit nods approvingly
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Entire Bentley, KS fire department resigns over funding dispute. So, if you've ever wanted to go on an unopposed serial arson spree, YOUR TIME HAS COME
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Newspaper uses a photoshopped picture of two children being chased by a shark on their front page to start a debate on the major safety issue that is shark attacks. And surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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(gCaptain)
 
 
 
Noah's Ark crashes into Coast Guard vessel
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's summertime, and that means time by the pool, a cold beverage, and no school, so no tests. Except for the Fark Quiz, but we don't keep the grades, so you're good
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(CBC)
 
 
 
As if fires and Nickelback weren't bad enough, Fort McMurray now suffering from flooding
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Actor trying out for a movie role brings prop gun to audition and doesn't tell anyone. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Your man bun is the reason you're still single
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Living for two months with your nephew's body stuffed in a closet isn't normal, but on meth it is
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
Uhh...tower we can't proceed to taxi to the gate, cat on tarmac refuses to grant us green light
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Which popular movie did you miss when it was initially released and only saw it at some later point?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Substitute one famous movie animal/creature for another and revise the poster
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Genius Bar not so smart when it comes to iPhone thieves
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While warning against voter fraud, California Sheriff's deputies commit voter intimidation
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
This is, quite literally, the Rolls Royce of totally autonomous kill-droids
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
If you've ever considered throwing your computer out the window after incorrectly entering your credit card information multiple times, today is your lucky day
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(Some Alien)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spaceship somewhere interesting
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's Whacking Day in Sichuan China
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Residents of Tikrit, Iraq erect statue in honor of the shoe thrown at George W. Bush
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The last word you want to hear from a Zika lab researcher: "oops"
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Stanford rapist can forget about getting any action in the pool
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Former ISIS member found with three mobile phones, SIM/memory cards, two bank cards, 451 United States dollars, 285 Turkish Lira and approximately 20,000 Iraqi Dinar... Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dubai with all this stuff
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Strange disorder leaves victims perpetually sleepy. It's just a coincidence that most sufferers work at the DMV
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: AfterShot 2 RAW photo editing software. Also one of my favorite drinks from college. (Sponsored Link)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DPRK news team, coming soon to a public firing squad near you
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Apparently there's some kind of system to protect you from being the office idiot. I'm in
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(Instagram)
 
NewsFlash
 
Texas airport baggage claim features rootin' tootin' gun shootin' passenger greeting (LGT video of the incident, SFW)
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pitt U researcher now reports with certainty that Zika can be contracted after accidentally sticking yourself with a needle in the lab
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite fighter jet comes with a $400,000 helmet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Got Zika in your area? Ha ha, you're not gonna have sex. Wait...whose bright idea was that? WHO
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Christian bookstore posts Mark Twain quote in their window encouraging people to read the Bible. Internet: I do not think it means what you think it means
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
The Euro 2016 mascot has the same name as a European sex toy. Don't think Europeans haven't noticed (SFW)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you are on plywood in the water to watch a sunrise and drift miles away from where you want to be?
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Simulated large scale terrorist attack is set for this weekend at Fenway Park in Boston. Or as Red Sox fans call it, a regular homestand against the Yankees
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Here is the art of body suspension. Hot or not?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Top 10 beaches in Canada. #10 Margaret Trudeau, #9 Celine Dion, #8 Nellie McClung...oh wait - 'beaches'. Sorry
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Staten Island plans on deer vasectomies to control overpopulation, admits the real problem will be training them how to sit for several days on those doughnut pillows
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Lowes hires man and his service dog. Dog immediately named Employee of the Month
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One million people have signed a petition demanding the recall of Judge Aaron Persky, who has proved he cannot be trusted to punish rich Caucasians for their crimes
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight attendant tells a passenger to 'shut up' over a dispute involving pasta. Onlookers were shocked. How did that flier rate an inflight meal in the economy section?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missing Massachusetts nightclub owner found 23 years later buried behind Rhode Island mill. It was one of those rare suicides followed by self-burial. So, move along, nothing to see here
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Stanford rapist snowflake to be given protection from the heat
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Hope for the future: People are spending less time on social media apps like Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, and Instagram
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If dancing naked in the rain is wrong, I don't want to be right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can't even race toy cars in your apartment without The Daily Mail showing up with photographers and a colour man (wayyy too many pics)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This kangaroo and pig are deeply, deeply in love (awesome pics)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's warships are breaking down because sea is too hot
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Rapist who claims he raped so that he would be sentenced and then be able to revenge his child's death, gets sentenced to 25 years. Seems like a little shoplifting or armed robbery could have done the trick
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
One does not simply bike into the path of an oncoming presidential motorcade
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gang stalking has replaced 9/11 as America's #1 conspiracy: "Targeted individuals represent an alarming development in the history of mental illness: thousands of sick people, banded together, demanding recognition on the basis of shared paranoias"
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(CTV News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gordie Howe now throwing elbows in heaven
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The best red wine in the world costs less than $10 a bottle and can only be bought in supermarkets
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Maine's governor gets all crabby over Europe's proposal to ban US lobsters
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(Photo.net)
 
 
 
Improve this already 'shopped image
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The rain advances like a king In awful majesty / Hear, dearest, how his thunders ring / Like royal drums, and see / His lightning-banners wave; a cloud / For elephant he rides, / And finds his welcome from the crowd / Of lovers and of brides
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
12-foot alligator takes stroll down the street and meets an angry chihuahua: Chihuahua 1 - Alligator 0
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(Time)
 
 
 
Farewell to the Greatest: Livestream of Muhammad Ali's memorial service. Funeral procession starts at 9:30 AM ET, Service at 2 PM
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(CBC)
 
 
 
When your van falls into a sinkhole and then the city entombs it in concrete, just leave it, it's gone, man
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
5.2 earthquake rocks Southern California, which is considered nothing to those people
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Puggle pup pulled from pipe with pike pole. Paper posts proud pics
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia gets removed from human rights violation blacklist by threatening to violate even more human rights
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Please parents, for umpteenth time: Do not let your children play with water pipes
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio is offering a 2-day summer camp for kids where they get to stay in Tent City, follow jail regulations, wear inmate clothing, work as inmate laborers, eat jail food, sleep in jail bunks, and attend educational programs
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Supreme Court of Canada: No, you can't leave your entire estate to West Virginia nazis. Boot to the head still okay, though
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Student goes out drinking, can't remember where she left her hand
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sad: Mom dies of cancer. Happy: Her best friend takes in her kids, Fark: All 6 of them
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
OK, we fixed climate change. Now what?
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Helicopter parent enraged that her kid's swim instructor won't cover his "manboobs"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman posts home security footage to Facebook, finds out mysterious intruder who hugs her dog is 7-year-old whose own dog died last year: "Josh talks about your dog all the time"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Teenagers are actually using *less* pot than they were before medical marijuana became legal. Put that in your pipe and smoke it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This quiz says it can guess your age and income based solely on the apps you have on your phone
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this time machine in a jar
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(Australian Geographic)
 
 
 
Remember kids, if you drop out of school you could wind up in jell
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man who's clearly doing it wrong falls asleep at the wheel, then tries to flee when cops notice a large quantity of cocaine on the seat
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney cashier accused of stealing $112k from Magic Kingdom restaurant register, or a meal for a family of 4. Florida: It took Disney 2 years to figure it out
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
It turns out the elderly driver wasn't drunk or in need of help. He was just looking for some rhubarb pie
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(Hong Kong Free Press)
 
 
 
Chinese Government: We're not as good at making up lies as we used to be
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
California has some new laws; one to help you live, one to help you die, and one to annoy hipsters
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Another Confederate flag is coming down, this time at The Washington National Cathedral.....Wait they had a Confederate flag in the Cathedral ?
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Kitten adopted by mechanic who found her trapped in Hyundai Sonata. Poor kitten... no one wants to be trapped inside a Hyundai
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia grounds entire fleet of SU-27 fighter planes after deadly crash, putting their entire program of provocative flights against NATO aircraft in jeopardy
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Governor Kasich finally realizes the cure for dealing with the ailment "Living in Ohio"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man carrying umbrella robs bank. Police commissioner asks Batman for help
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
FL man calls 911 because his girlfriend won't buy him vodka. I think many farkers would agree this is a 911-worthy crisis
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In America they call it an arrest or a "collar" but in France, they call it " Ass fouettant avec du fromage"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC's Verrazano Bridge, North America's longest suspension bridge, has been spelled wrong ... for 52 years
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Normally when someone says they've dropped a bomb in the restroom, this isn't what they mean
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Potential jurors lift their middle fingers to the Stanford sex assault case judge, refuse to serve on his juries citing him as a hardship
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seagull falls in vat of chicken tikka masala and turns bright orange, earning it the nickname Gullfrazie. Some would call that korma
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(Some PB Guy)
 
 
 
Due to a 19th Century quirk of wording, Canadians can now legally allow dogs to lick peanut butter off their genitals
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
When you think bowling alley food, you think Schlitz and burgers. Not Heady Topper and Citizen Cider's ginger-laced Dirty Mayor, mac and cheese with spinach, smoked bacon and truffle oil, and skewers of Indonesian chicken satay, or crab fritters
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police shoot the wrong innocent person after going to the wrong address
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe I shouldn't have written as a character witness in support of a rapist
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(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What was an unexpected win you had in the kitchen? Was it a recipe you 'fixed' or a utensil you found on the cheap? Victory is yours.. now share the good news. Difficulty: aside from not poisoning your family
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Escaped capybaras continue to outwit Toronto trackers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Evangelical Christians say they are the most hated group in America. You know, the country where 'In God We Trust' is stamped on every coin, polling stations are held in churches, and Presidents end speeches with 'God bless America'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Police say they found "no evidence of suicide" in the death of the OK oil billionaire that was about to lose everything after being indicted on federal fraud charges who crashed his car into a bridge abutment while going over 100mph
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Toy Story. Voltron. Shut up. And. Take. My. Money
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Police officers charged after using their helicopter to film surprise amateur porn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nope
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(The Big Story)
 
Boobies
 
Louisiana governor signs law raising minimum stripper age to 21. Younger dancers to volunteer, or work the parking lot tailgate parties
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Former judge who sued dry cleaner for $65M for lost pants loses his shirt to the DC Board of Professional Conduct
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently Seagull curry smells amazing, once you get past the color
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The Triborg: it's part tank, part skateboard and part dirt bike, and when you see it coming you wonder what it is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Being found sleeping at work. Very bad: By the CEO. Very very bad: Who takes a selfie with you and posts it to Twitter
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Being impaled by a flying beach umbrella is not the ideal way to die
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Drone and satellite imagery reveals possible location of the Holy Grail. Even cooler: the same technology was used to locate the Ark of the Covenant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sanders pledges fealty to the Crown Princess of the Democratic Party
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
No concealed carry for YOU
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
HuffPo editorial argues in favor of violent protest against Trump. Naturally, some conservatives have problems with this, and show it by arguing in favor of violence against editorial writer. 6/9/2016: we have achieved an ouroboros of fail
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(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Young mom returns home to find armed burglar leaving her house. Does what any sensible person would do - beats him with a chainsaw and holds him down until police can arrive
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(Gates Notes)
 
 
 
Bill Gates announces he'll give away 100,000 a) Windows Phones, b) xBox Ones, or c) Chickens?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Emergency room nurse faces up to 15 years in prison for groping three women while he was taking their blood pressure. See, if he'd just gone ahead and raped them, he'd be out in like 18 months
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Because of heavy flooding, spiders are taking to the trees. Sleep tight
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State university decides to allow beer sales at sports events. Revenue from sales to pay for additional cops. Additional cops required because of beer sales. Moebius strippers arriving soon
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Turns out you can be above water and still suffer an attack by an electric NOPE
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Movie written by algorithm turns out to be hilarious, intense, full of artificial intelligence
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(WYSH Radio)
 
 
 
DUI checkpoint, big dude, no neck, goatee ribbon, red pantyhose, and a tutu. Oh yes it gets weirder
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
The fox was reported to be sparkling clean & free of streaks
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Disciplined for not wearing a bra, high school girl creates No Bra, No Problem Facebook group. And since you've already clicked the link, Trump has made Snoop Dogg his running mate
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Mississippi named the least safe state in the country. The study was based on poverty, alcohol, and the number of people with a valid NRA membership
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
A single chart that explains how politics let down the American people since 1998
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump would tear down Mecca's holiest Islamic sites and replace them with cheesy malls, expensive tacky hotels and office towers...he would, if the Saudis weren't doing that already
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(MSN)
 
 
 
China plans massive Sea Lab underneath the water. A Sealab, At the bottom of the sea. Pod Six is jerks
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Hawaii judge drops murder charge against evil twin
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So, crushing up ecstasy in a bag and swallowing it like it was crumbs in a chip bag will kill you, and it's even worse if you've already done cocaine and heroin. WHO KNEW
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Doctor assisted dying is about to become legal in Canada. Or as it's called in the U.S., membership in an HMO
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
What was it like to live in the Soviet Union? For some, it was living in a self-sufficient, independent country full of urine-smelling babushkas
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want a whole lot of Zika? Go to Puerto Rico. "The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates 25% of Puerto Rico's 3.5 million population will be infected with Zika by the end of 2016"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Speed reading course and speed e-reader subscription. If you read less than 3 pages per minute it explodes. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin marries the father of one of her children
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Young boy infected by what appears to be Greyscale. Let's hope Jorah Mormont finds the cure soon
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golden axe
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Some men choke their chickens after a woman refuses their Facebook advances. This guy choked her chickens
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want 'Chewbacca Mom's' autograph? Get ready to pay
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ex delicto electo
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Firefighters in Arizona hoping their effort shields Yarnell, for now remain silent
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Seeing Mary or Jesus on a tree stump. New and Improved: Seeing Donald Trump on the bathroom tile
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Contest guidelines: 400 words "about the entrant's skills and vision for owning a paid weekly newspaper in the new millennium." Winner gets the newspaper business & historic Main Street building where it has been published for better than 100 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chimp still loves woman who rescued her from a research lab 25 years ago. Your chimp wants bananas
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're getting 13 medals and a 4.5 GPA on a full scholarship, but some, I'm sure, are good people
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Molly the three-legged pony makes regular visits to schools, nursing homes, cancer camps, rehabilitation centers and children's hospitals, offering people a story of courage. My allergies must be flaring up because right now I'm a little horse
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, blogger, circa 1988: "I know Hillary, and I think she would make a great president or vice president" and "Bill Clinton was a great president"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him." Man caught with over 2700 child porn movies and images blames it on viruses
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
School tells graduate that it's perfectly OK to celebrate her proud native American heritage, as long as she does so alone where nobody can see her
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Founding member of the Minutemen border militia group found guilty of child molestation. Bonus: He represented himself in court because of course he did
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Vendor accidentally shoots himself on MU campus while showing his friend his gun. Missouri law does not allow guns on campus without permission from the institution. Of course there will be no charges
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Malvin Greston Whitfield, an orphan three-time Olympic gold medalist Tuskegee airman veteran of WWII and Korea, who went on to the foreign service and raised a CNN anchor, has been buried at Arlington. Presumably with his giant brass balls
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Drinking homemade grappa distilled by someone who doesn't know what is in the dozens of unlabeled bottled around his house might not be the smartest plan you can have, but it could be your last
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Nature Made" dietary supplements recalled after containing two additional nature made ingredients: Staphylococcus aureus and Salmonella
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 579: "B's" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
All hopes of finding man who fell into hot spring in Yellowstone have dissolved
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Iranian soccer player suspended for six months for wearing SpongeBob ShortPants shorts. He must have been showing his genius
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Never get in a land war in Asia, never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line, and never, ever go against a mom in tug of war
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Japanese to make urinals a wee bit more entertaining
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GOP announces interactive website allowing public to participate in crafting their 2016 platform. Unfortunately, Weedlord Bonerhitler seems to have crashed it already
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada elects a Liberal government and the next thing you know, their capital city is devoured by a giant sinkhole
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Raptors fan ejected from playoff game shot and killed in Toronto. Wow, that's strict security
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
MASTURBATE FURIOUSL-oh, wait
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(News 1130)
 
 
 
If you're going to dine and dash, don't leave behind anything which could identify you. Like your 10 year old daughter
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ photographer recreates 'The Walking Dead' scenes with children under 7. Resulting backlash is more interesting than the show
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
As relationships improve between the US and Cuba, St. Petersburg Yacht Club brings back the Havana race. For the first time since 1959, boats are racing TO Cuba
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(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Marijuana growers blamed for house fire on High Street. High Street? You bet it was
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Do the Alaska Bush People live in a resort lodge while filming? That's like asking "Is Reality TV scripted?"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Boy, 7, splashes pool water near female guest at Florida resort. So woman grabs her bottle of vodka and pours it "directly into the eyes and face" of youngster
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(Some Beat Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mesmerizing metronome
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
"Troopers, cease pursuing this idiot, he's too dangerous." "Found him. Bring a broom"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Convicted rapist Brock Turner: "Stanford made me do it"
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
ISIS posts "Kill List" targeting 8,318 random Americans from all walks of life. Die, Navin R. Johnson
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Four new elements named. Great, now I've got to get a new shower curtain
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(CNN)
 
 
 
1/3 of adults don't floss, the other 2/3's lie about it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chewbacca Defense. New Hotness: Peppa Pig Defense
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Surely the trap like mind of Sherlock Holmes will be able to resolve the mystery of who committed this act of arson. Oh wait, never mind
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
A boat named Obama the Tremendous with 6 Cuban refugees aboard makes it to shore. Beachgoers give the refugees food and water and...Trump hats
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Man crushed to death by pallet of mushrooms, none of which gave him an extra life apparently. Friends and coworkers described him as a real fun guy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're 'almost killed' by a turtle as it nearly smashes through the car windshield while driving on the freeway?
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
♫♫ Ooooooooooklahoma where the police can seize your assets with a device called an ERAD and clean out your bank account until you prove you have a legitimate reason to have the caaaaaaash♫♫
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Okay, who stole the giant inflatable turd from Spain?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Were ambulances always this easy to steal and we just never realized it?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Newcastle scientists determine babby three-ways to be safe
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bass drum beater
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ex-shuttle astronaut charged with murder in crash. Man, you ding one of those things and NASA doesn't screw around
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Delaware will treat all Medicaid patients with hepatitis C -- I'm not sure how that will help, but, you're the doctor
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Portuguese shipwreck full of gold coins found in Namibia. Not news: It's a ship of state and so belongs to Portugal. Fark: Portugal says, "We're good. You can have it"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Apparently, all you need to steal $50k each from "several" counties in KS or MO is a single email to the county treasurer with a spoofed name in the "from" field
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Just one week left to submit for Heart of Farkness. Are you panicking yet? Are you tired of editing? Did you check the freezer for your pants? This is YOUR Fark Writer's Thread, Countdown to Submission Edition
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Usually when you disapprove of your daughter's choice of husband you get drunk at her wedding and insult your in-laws. But hey, that's not how they roll in Pakistan
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
This former NASA engineer has debunked just about every UFO sighting ever. Thanks a lot, Dr. Killjoy
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Wait, there is an alcohol pipeline in the Ukraine?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Python programming, beginning and advanced. What do you like about Python and what are its limitations? (Sponsored Link)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Author of "Brokeback Mountain" shows her intolerance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FBI agents oppose naming new FBI headquarters for J. Edgar Hoover because of his well known history of being an asshole who thought "rights" were just something he took on his drive in to work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just to bring you up to date on Richard Simmons, he has been castrated and is now living as a woman named Fiona, taking hormones and has had breast surgery, but not much else is happening in his life
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
A swing and a miss for Darwin when man cutting up old gas tank fails to ensure it has no gas in it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
There are "hidden dangers" to being a male model
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bride tells bridesmaid to dye her red hair because it clashes with the wedding colors
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Frog run over by lawnmower is air-lifted for medical treatment, hopping for full recovery
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Not to worry anyone or anything, but Best Korea has just reactivated their plutonium facilities. Sleep easy tonight, everyone
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: '80s Heavy, Glam, Hair Metal & Hard Rock song titles or lyrics
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Well look who lied to the judge about drinking and drugs -- the Swimmer Dumpster Raper Guy
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Teen who knows his rights gets nearly killed by cop giving out contempt of cop lesson
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
An intoxicated woman instructed her children to blow into her car's breathalyzer so she could drive drunk
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Family physician "afraid" of vaccines, says it's all about the colon
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old trained to use heroin overdose antidote. I never would have expected that stuffed bunny to be a smackhead
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Wrongly-convicted 23-year-old gets out of jail with his whole life ahead of him. Except those 9 years he already spent in jail
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"[C]annabis use over time was linked to a lower BMI. . . suggesting that cannabis may be involved in metabolism." Stoners with bags of Doritos nod in agreement. Spiffy tag in lieu of spliffy tag
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
TIFF in PNG leaves four pixelated
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(Some Founding Father)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby camel at the Lincoln Park zoo finally has a name: Alexander Camelton
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Yellowstone has had enough this year, begins killing tourists
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Driver puts the metal to the pedal; kills five
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How many monkeys does it take to cause a nationwide power blackout in Kenya?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Research suggests that marriage can reduce your chances of heart attacks
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Government warning citizens that they're fine tuning their mind control rays this month along the West Coast
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman quits her job to breastfeed her boyfriend every 2 hours. Your Mom can't even bring the pizza downstairs while it's still hot
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
In China, divorce is becoming trendy with the post-1980s only-child generation. Women initiate 60 percent of cases and "are more ready to choose divorce after losing confidence in the relationship"
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's gator found with a human body in its mouth is brought to you by Lakeland
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When they say that everything is bigger in Texas I'm not sure they were thinking about a 6' tall wasp nest
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When doing a voiceover recording saying there is a gun, make sure it is in a recording studio instead of out in the open in the building it is being recorded at
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Not content with waiting for kids to fall into animal enclosures, Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake allows leopard to wander throughout the facility. Your move Cincinnati Zoo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It is not known when ISIS targeted the Nabu temple - which was dedicated to the Babylonian god of wisdom. My guess is quite a while ago when they started their idiotic plans to battle the Trade Federation
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
When subby dies, just stick him in the ground and don't make a big deal about it like this guy
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(Every Kid Today)
 
 
 
Photoshop a mission for this lil drone
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Not since the war of 1812 have Canadians and Americans fought so hard. Or at least their animal totems
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yoga instructor murders twin by driving her off a cliff. Did they double-check the dental records? Will the twin come back with amnesia? Tune in tomorrow
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Principal caught sayof child pron, "You guys care about this now?" After being promoted twice despite a 1999 letter of reprimand over grooming a 6 year old
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Robber pro tip: Before you storm into a McDonald's restaurant to rob it at gunpoint, make sure there is no elite military force sitting inside
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hungary pulls a Senator Palpatine
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Palmerston, the official cat of the UK Foreign Office, is learning Japanese and wants to know if there are any mice in Japan, tweeting in Nihongo via "DiploMog" account
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Wichita physical therapist surrenders license to practice, pleads guilty to sexually battering unconscious woman in peacock costume. Odd duck
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Philadelphia zoo to open a beer garden, just don't drink too much and fall into the gorilla pit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Here's what it's like when your life suddenly turns into a House episode
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Co-owners of building take 200 years to agree on renovations. Maybe that's why the previous tenant walked out after 3 days
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ohio man learns the hard way that it's a really good idea remove any identifying information from a Salvation Army donation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Applicants for 'Parents of the Year' enter the contest with: Burning their son's hand on a stove because he sold their weed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Here is a look at the bizarre demands college students have preparing to start their freshman year in 2016
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Clearing the only possible roadblock to his presidency this November, Libertarian Gary Johnson announces he won't smoke pot (if elected)
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
There's partying hard, and then there's partying "seven counts of child endangerment" hard
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(Some Mad Man)
 
 
 
If they had mommy bloggers back in the 70s this is what you would have had
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"OK, Adams, I need 750 words where you find something to complain about in Game of Thrones." "On it, boss"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Police claim they aren't sure why this naked man was running back and forth across the interstate before he was hit by a car, even though they could clearly see he's nuts
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
NYTimes: Look at how progressive Toronto is creating women only swimming hours for Muslim women. NYTimes: Look at how evil NYC is for creating women only hours for Orthodox Women for 20 years. It's imposing theocracy or something
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Three policemen in a boat... now with yackety sax
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wrongfully convicted rapist who served 6 years kinda pissed about rightfully convicted rapist serving 6 months
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Does Mom want you out of the basement & outside for some fresh air? Adult summer camp might be the answer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to be buried near a winery? Come to this cemetery in California and your loved ones can have a drink for all eternity
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"New study shows who's most at risk for anxiety" - Oh god. Is it me? It's me, isn't it? Should I click on the link? No... or, well, maybe. I don't know. Oh man. Okay, I'm going to click now
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(UPI)
 
 
 
According to the CDC, men are just as fat this year as they were last year, while obesity rates for women and teens are rising like Cinnabon dough baking on a pad of butter at 325 degrees for 35 minutes topped with ooey-gooeyTM cream cheese frosting
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man petitions federal government to change the name of Lake Horney, even though it's been proven to get local women wet
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
People are saying that the man who threatened a mechanic with a sex toy has no leg to stand on... Wait wrong riff
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
So, who's ready for another statewide bear hunt?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania finally moves into the 21st century
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
40 years latter, a look back from some of the hostages held at Entebbe, still refuse to admit it was actually Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin who rescued them
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Teen accidentally dies taking selfie with a gun. Yes, you have read this before but this just happened
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember that bison calf that was euthanized in Yellowstone after tourists put it in their car? Turns out it was already dead but no one had told it yet
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
'Butt crack bandit' steals plants from Turlock restaurant. With possible Not safe for work picture, depending on how uptight your company is
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
The six godless, liberal New England states once again among most dangerous places to live in the U.S.. Just kidding...they're actually the safest. Where do they get their morality from?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this entrance
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
This is the hardest 40 you will ever see in your life, folks
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ohio zoo reloads
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Colin takes dump on Florida
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Canada to get gender-neutral national anthem, possibly replace slogan for RCMP to 'The Mounties always get their person of whatever gender they choose to identify as'
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Instagram bank robber' sentenced to three years of jail Snapchats
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Taliban proudly announces next U.S. drone strike target to the world
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Science just found a whole bunch of unknown peacock spider species in Australia and they want to share the little guys with you (pics)
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Russian man sues ex-girlfriend for expenses incurred during their relationship. Breaking up is hard to do
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Parents who tried to cure dead child's meningitis with onions: "They make us sound like kooks but we're totally normal"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man indicted for strangling victim with HDMI cable faces 1080p to life
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work with a young woman who had a baby a year ago, and ever since she got back from maternity leave, she's arrived late and left early. I feel she's getting special treatment and she's wrong. Should I whine to HR or management?"
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Oyster eating champ downs over 500 oysters in victory, that's like 2,000 viagra
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Chicago to stick a giant phallus in its giant, gaping hole
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Dude, where's my pants
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(BBC)
 
 
 
MegaDumb: Needing to be rescued after passing nine warning signs and getting trapped after dark along coastal cliffs with falling rocks. MegaFark: Multiplied by 36
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
If pizza signs are outlawed, only outlaws would have pizza signs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What did $35,000 buy you at Trump University? Well, they taught you how to use Trulia, for one thing
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Why alien species living on exoplanets probably died young. Here comes the Gaian Bottleneck
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
: #1 in toll roads
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Elderly couple who went out raving until 5 a.m. write thank-you letter to bar: "Personally, I'm not a big fan of techno but I am a fan of electronic dance music" (pics)
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