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Sun January 24, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The real problem with cheap gas? It encourages the sort of suburban sprawl caused by idiots who think living 50 miles from where they work is a good plan
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What board games are you playing these days?
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man dies from carbon monoxide poisoning after snow plow traps him inside car
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this intense game of chess
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why bother with a pre-nup? Just secretly divorce your wife after four months, so when she finds out twenty years later she won't get your stuff
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Nine months from now, birthing centers in the East Coast will be quite busy thanks to Snowmageddon 2016
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Detroit teacher takes photos of the sad conditions of the school. Come for the classroom shrooms, stay for the wobbly wooden floors
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Yall Qaeda has their very own big-boy kangaroo court and has indicted the federal government
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Son comes home to find his father dead in a sex swing, surrounded by empty gas cylinders. "Awkward" is a bit of an understatement
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's in your rearview mirror
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
The Ric Romero Institute for Advanced Studies reports that alcoholics are responsible for the majority of the industry's profits. Who'd have thought
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bad news: Police inquiry fails to identify headless body. Silver lining: It has found 263 missing persons alive and well
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
King Arthur Flour's Grilled Cheese Challenge had the Green Mountain Special, the French Melt, the Hog Wild, and the Sweet & Shallot. All of them were different but all of them served with a cup of tomato soup The only soup to have with a GCS
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
The cops' magic DUI box will declare you are drunk if you've been vaping before being pulled over, even if you haven't been drinking
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
DHS admits none of that crap really matters
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"The leak has put out the equivalent of 2.1 million metric tons of carbon dioxide - more greenhouse gas than 440,000 cars emit in a year"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Farmers' markets everywhere cringe in fear as senior citizens start driving for Uber
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
An Iranian, a severed penis, marijuana dispensary, plumbing tunnels, and rappelling from the roof: it's all part of your California maximum security escape story
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Basketball cop kept his promise and showed up with some backup
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pope Francis strikes out at internet trolls; "Access to digital networks entails a responsibility for our neighbor whom we do not see but who is nonetheless real and has a dignity which must be respected." Hope he doesn't see the politics tab
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Journalists embed themselves in Y'all Qaeda's aviary siege and interview the weekend warriors playing dress-up and illegally occupying Federal property. And every one of them said they "would support this to the death"
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(Mississippi News Now)
 
 
 
Ugly ass puppy and cheetah kitty play in the snow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Quaked Alaska
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Let there be light
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: When I was a kid and it snowed
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Number of undocumented immigrants living in the U.S. have declined to the lowest in a decade. Figures supported by the increase in overgrown yards, uncleaned pools, new houses awaiting framing
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Ladies, if you post a selfie posing with an AK47 between your legs, expect the police to be interested
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
You want a prediction about the weather, I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life. It's your Great East Coast Blizzard Snowmageddon thread
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman sues Kohl's after receiving thousands of robocalls meant for her ex-boyfriend
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't try to stop an Alaskan from jogging. Even in a blizzard
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Gunfight at the Circle Derp corral
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(Cumberland Sentinel)
 
 
 
Before giving a real estate developer the go ahead to start demolishing an old building, you may want to check first to make sure it doesn't have any historical significance. Ya know, like maybe the birthplace of the Bill of Rights
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: you cannot pack your bat'leth in carry-on luggage, regardless of your personal honor or your place in the Klingon Empire
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Eight people accused over an incident with King Tut's beard, may be cursed as a result of it
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Budweiser sending beer to Flint
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The most Australian foiling of a robbery you will ever see
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(Sacred Artichoke)
 
 
 
Our host is at a family event so he won't be in the studio tonight. Instead here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from February 16, 2013 for your listening pleasure
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Sat January 23, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Helping a stranded motorist? That's a shooting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of the more notable rescues during Snowzilla is this adorable piglet
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
There are only seven people in the world allowed to wear white when they meet the Pope
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this angry hipster
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Flight 734 now arriving gate 12 ... gate 13.... gate 14 ... 15 ... 16 ... 37
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bad: Making a mistake at work. Worse: A $1.8 million mistake. Fark: You broke a nuclear missile
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby will be captaining a Nintendo Wii bowling team at the Moose lodge he belongs to. Help him pick a good name for the three-member team
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As if the lead count wasn't bad enough, Legionnaires bacteria has popped up in Flint's water supply, and not the kind that results in Brainiacs
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hole
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(Digg)
 
 
 
This is the cutest video of The National Zoo's young panda making snow angels you will see all winter
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
On the plus side, all this weather may be ending the drought in California
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Cop who tried to pull over a motorcycle by ramming the rider off the bike, pulling his gun and kicking him in the chest loses lawsuit. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Drunk driver vs 1988 movie "Funny Farm" gazebo. He didn't knock it out. He beat the piss out of it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Stolen semi-trailer recovered but $70,000 worth of cheese was missing. Apparently the thieves just couldn't leave the provolone
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
FDA warns of potential danger of 'male enhancement' gum. Which finally explains the nickname "Bazooka Joe"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You might actually WANT to eat at this McDonald's
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boston has the highest murder rate in the country. No, not THAT country
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Guess which state finally realized that their residents are too stupid to drive?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Veteran with one leg and suffering from brain cancer straps plow blade to his off-road wheelchair and clears sidewalks near school
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Vietnam vet sues Navy for Purple Heart that was denied because he couldn't prove he wasn't hit by "friendly fire"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While people in the Mid-Atlantic sit in their nice warm homes during the blizzard, soldiers will still stand guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington National Cemetery
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this masked woman
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Hello, Fire Department? Yes, my truck seems to be on fire... No, don't worry, I'm bringing it to you. See you in five"
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Town stunned by drive-by yoghurt attack on crochet teacher's haberdashery
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Massive 27-pound Maine Coon cat named Spock mistaken for an illegal wild animal would like the good Caturday people of San Jose to know he's just a precious domesticated pussy cat
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Leave it to someone from Texas to make a business where customers get to destroy rooms full of furniture with sledgehammers and other instruments of destruction. "There's a lot of frustrated people in this city"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Best man makes bride cry at wedding
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
What do you mean what I did was uncool? Did you see how many views I got on Facebook? OK, yeah, the area I was snow boarding has been closed for six years and the avalanche I created could have killed folks, but hey, the views were totally worth it
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It sucks when a quirk in a "find my phone" app labels your home as the location of all the missing phones so cops and angry people keep showing up at your door. "My biggest fear is that someone dangerous or violent is going to visit our house"
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(St. Louis Magazine)
 
 
 
Thanks to the bravery of this food critic, St. Louis is now safe from the horrible scourge of leashed dogs inside of a beer hall
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
No need to panic just because one of the world's most dangerous volcanoes is spewing a little smoke. What? It's spewing lots of smoke .....PANIC
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Since a lot of you in the northeast are dealing with Snowmageddon 2016 and are just sitting around thinking about who to eat if it comes down to cannibalism, take your mind off that with the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Passionate calligrapher makes 10-ft long ink brush to set world record for worst case of writer's cramp
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Consultant: "$50,000 could stop all this business with metal leaching into your water." Flint water people: "Aw, come on, why would we spend that kind of money?" GM: "Yeah, we're out"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Would the nations that emerged from the Arab Spring as robust, thriving democracies please take one step forward. Not so fast there, Tunisia
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(Some Colonel)
 
 
 
The real Colonel Sanders hated everything that KFC became - even before Norm MacDonald
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
First rule of a successful smash-and-grab burglary: you have to be able to smash
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oscars to be overhauled in order to be more inclusive, will still snub horror films
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dawn of a new day
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French mayor forced to accept doubled salary against his will. No doubt he surrendered that fight quickly
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And there you were, wondering how Chinese restaurants made you want more an hour later. It's not just that poppy flavor
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York village of Whitesboro decides after decades of debate that the old official seal of a white man throttling a Native American is a bad idea no matter how historically accurate it is
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Isn't life blissful when you're a self-made billionaire and you don't know what you're worth?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
So you think Aussies have been taking the piss out of you bloody Yanks with stories about Drop Bears?
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
A group of white high school students wore black shirts with gold letters that spelled out a "sanitized" racial slur. Just another senior class picture day in Arizona
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Days Since a School Shooting: 0. Fark: In Canada
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Iraqi freedom fighter accused of liberating hundreds of thousands of dollars
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If your drinking binge doesn't include buying £35,000 worth of fresh fish, 'vast' quantities of booze and a private jet, it wasn't a binge
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
CDC has updated their list of countries to avoid: Barbados, Bolivia, Ecuador, Guadeloupe, Saint Martin and Guyana; Cape Verde; Brazil, Colombia, El Salvador, French Guiana, Guatemala, Haiti-look, just stay home, OK?
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(Fox 28 Columbus)
 
 
 
Things that can get you caught if you are a burglar can now include locking your keys in your get-away car
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, so you thought a snow day meant your kids could go outside and play? Think again: "In Arlington, we really are moving towards 24/7 learning"
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(NY1)
 
 
 
After having crews busy making snow in Central Park all week, NYC Parks Department cancels winter festival due to impending snowstorm
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
82-year-old man found naked in bushes with condoms, pheromone wipes, and a roll of paper towels tells police he was sun bathing and testing insect repellent. Um, yeah
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(Kontakt)
 
 
 
Photoshop this display of military might
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to avoid a winter cold? Doctors say get sufficient sleep, eat sensibly, have sex once or twice a week
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(NPR)
 
 
 
UVA student vacationing in North Korea arrested for being the sort of dumbass who vacations in North Korea
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(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
It's important to remember the old adage "righty tighty, lefty loosey." Especially when you put a screw in your penis
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Because haggis wasn't disgusting enough already, the Scots have figured out how to make it with ground-up guinea pigs
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC area officials apologize for being completely unprepared to deal with one inch of snow on Wednesday, but swear they've got this impending 3 foot blizzard thing well in hand so no worries at all
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Parents upset that teens turned an anti-bullying workshop into a bullying workshop
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(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
What do you get when you honor Mark Wahlberg with a burger of the month? A letter from his legal team, hold the irony
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(York Press, UK)
 
 
 
Hello. Police? Yeah, I'm going out on the pull tonight. Might get lucky. Thought it best to let you know just in case
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Guy makes Iron Man suit in his back yard for sick kids in hospital. Oh look, another one of these thrHOLY CRAP
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(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
Shine a laser pointer at a police helicopter, they said. It will be fun, they said
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(Some Groundhog)
 
 
 
To help everyone weather the storm, caption this meteorologist & his gesture
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Local residents upset when local nursing home cuts out the middle man and just starts chucking dead bodies into the dumpster out back
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(Arkansas Matters)
 
 
 
Have a confederate flag tattoo? No Marines for you
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Eating rare steak every day could help you lose a LOT of weight
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
California has seen a 2.5 percent increase in autism in the past year
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
366 Chinese cities do not have safe air quality. Which answers the question: "How many cities are in China?"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Drunk driver manages to crash right into a state trooper's car
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(First Coast News)
 
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Policeman in Florida responds to complaint involving unarmed black teenagers, starts shooting within seconds after arriving
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
New Zealand police now deploying flocks of sheep instead of spike strips to end pursuits
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC Metro guarantees no problems will be reported during historic blizzard
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: Book containing sexual innuendo and indecent images removed from school. Fark: Snow White
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once-conjoined twins and hospital part ways
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it snowing where you live? Do you have power? Do you have lots of milk, bread, toilet paper, etc.? Here is your Mid-Atlantic winter storm thread, or as the people at the Weather Channel call it, Winter Storm Jonas
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just another winter day in NYC - the pedestrians, the taxis, the runaway cow on 175th St
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(LanreOladipo.com)
 
 
 
As a Psychiatrist, recommending exorcism for patients might just cost you your job
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(Vox)
 
 
 
There are places with higher lead-poisoning numbers than Flint - so don't look so smug there, Pennsylvania, Alabama, New York, Illinois, and all you states that haven't measured lead at all
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a cop and you're going to lie about whether your drug dog alerted, make sure the guy whose assets you're trying to forfeit isn't a Federal police officer at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soldier boy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mental health CEO spends $500k on psychic who doesn't foresee Medicaid not covering fraud
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man given 24 years for repeatedly raping a 3-month-old baby has had sentence reduced to time served
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(White House)
 
 
 
President finally declares Missouri a disaster
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Environmental Protection Agency official who warned about lead in Flint's water 7 months ago was stunned the water wasn't being treated to make it less corrosive. "In my head, I didn't believe that. I thought: That can't be true...that's so basic"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Over 75 MILLION Americans are cowering before wrath of winter storm Jonas, reports Daily Mail while copying and pasting everyone's weather maps, Twitter pics and Instagrams into "article"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When a double barreled shotgun just won't cut it
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Someone went all Bundy on a fence around a game preserve
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are two types of people in this world: Those who would use an extra hour in their day to exercise, and those who would use it to sleep
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis supports Catholic foot fetishists of all genders
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
American Marine imprisoned by Iran receives death sentence as local authorities prepare to fill him full of lead
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
"Working theories: 1. Ninja Turtles are real; 2. See theory 1"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman accidentally shot at showing of 13 Hours. Surely this is Michael Bay's Benghazi
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, it's only January but we already have the most ridiculous exercise regimen of 2016
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fast food worker beaten over slow service. Where's your giant creepy plastic head king now?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What have you created today? This teenager has created waterproof and fireproof sleeping bags for the homeless which are already 'saving lives'
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
New study claims that driving wards off dementia and is good for your health. (Warning: Not applicable in Boston)
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Air New Zealand PR department becomes early front runner for best understatement of the year award saying turbulence "caused some catering items to fall from service carts." Why yes, that is a picture of wine splattered on the ceiling
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Need bail money for yesterday's drug charges? Let's sell some moonshine on Facebook. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
$2,750 'hands free' baby buggy allows parents to run behind it. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man axes his tenant to leave
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Police on the scene of a double homicide for an hour before realizing it was a single homicide
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
That time a crocodile took a dip in the pool
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Men arrested for dancing may have been "spinning" their "rifles." That's probably not a euphemism. Probably
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man, I knew that ride to the Bellagio shouldn't have cost me $47 million
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama really did seize a record number of guns last year
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(Wilton Bulletin)
 
 
 
4 cop cars, 3 fire trucks, 1 boat (with divers), 9 firefighters, 7 cops, a K-9 unit, and 23 volunteers called out to find a missing watch
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
In Brooklyn, they walk among us. Not always obvious, but they're there, blending into the crowds and trying to look inconspicuous while they bring the sensibilities of their native country with them. Of course, I'm talking about the French
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his record player
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(Aftonbladet (Sweden))
 
 
 
Gothenburg Snow Penis rubbed out. Workers blow a new, much much bigger one and give the Nazca Lines penis envy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hardline Saudi cleric pushes a "purity" and marriage training program for 11-year-old girls called "Wake up Sleeping Beauty, worship at his feet." I'm sorry, did I say "Saudi cleric"? I meant "Colorado PUBLIC School District"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Courts rule that following North Korea on Twitter is not grounds for treason
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's medical calamity afflicting people's bodies: 'Smartphone Pinky.' And subby is still trying to get over his restless leg syndrome and achy breaky heart
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The only thing worse than going on a date who skips out after the meal and leaves you with the check is the realization that you left your purse in his car
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by some old dude in Ontario, Halifax woman gets ticketed for driving a "snowbank on four wheels" - which she says shouldn't have mattered as she was on her way to the car-wash
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Those poor ranchers whose mistreatment by the Gubmint sparked the wildlife refuge takeover? They are the only one out of 30 local ranchers who use the Refuge that the FWS has ever had trouble with-and they have a nasty habit of making death threats
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Asphalt truck overturns, inadvertently repairing a Michigan road
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Why cats knead you." Because they're making sure we're tender before dinner. Duh
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(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Just a few weeks from that special day.. the three of you with an actual SO can tell the rest of us what you make when celebrating Valentine's day with a quiet night in. Here's your chance to show off. Share recipes to the right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neurology resident decides not to use her brain
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Student suspended for ignoring another student having an asthma attack. No, wait, student suspended for BRINGING another student having an asthma attack down to the school nurse
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Terrorist's family whine that their terrorist family member died while preparing to commit terrorism when police tried to arrest her for committing terrorism
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Jersey prepares for winter storm by changing state laws to allow just anyone to use a snow shovel
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this poseur
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Study indicates gluten-free diets do nothing for the person following them. The resulting high smug levels can be particularly toxic to dinner companions though
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man assaulted after stirring another man's chili. No. that is not an euphemism
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Sick of her waitstaff getting stiffed by holy rollers, restaurant manager speaks out against "tipping" with religious tracts disguised as $20 bills
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Spotify reveals the 10 most popular songs to have sex to
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You know who else seized jewelry from "migrants"? (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Department of Defense no longer recognizes Minnesota, Illinois, Missouri, New Mexico and Washington. Texas, you're still good. For now
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite Pharma Bro has been invited by congress to discuss his drug pricing strategies
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A deadly tiger snake caught in a mouse trap is the latest bizarre animal tale to come out of Australia" (with video)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The dog was still looking at him weird after decapitating it so he then killed a duck to help him relax
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teen arrested for playing bumper cars in parking lot. With girlfriend's dad's car. Expected to seek asylum in Mexico
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
New fire truck loses 50% of its resale value
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dog poop DNA testing begins in Barking
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two men go out hunting, and one confuses the other for an alligator or whatever the hell you hunt in Florida, and out comes the twelve gauge
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Madrid hairdressers have homeless line up for free haircuts. It's a lovely day for a barber queue
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just another UFO trolling military aircraft over Nova Zagora
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
11) You got her pregnant, didn't you??
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Buddhist monk goes on £20k car tire slashing spree after accidentally killing insect
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Walmart announces pay raises for all its workers. Don't worry, they won't have to lose their welfare checks
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC says they're ready for the coming blizzard so nature threw them 1" of practice snow. Let's see how that turned out
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saudi grand mufti says chess is forbidden in Islam, beating the bishop even more so
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Norwegian in boxers stops thief from stealing his car by clinging to roof in sub-zero temperatures during high speed ride. Police spokesman: "Bruce Willis wouldn't have managed that"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crop circle under development
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
If your dogs start talking to you, you're not supposed to obey. It's the other way around
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's new state motto: If the wildlife doesn't kill you, the brain-tangling algae probably will
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Merciless dictator Vladimir 'Butcher' Putin definitely ordered the murder of Alexander Litvinenko - Probably
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(Salon)
 
 
 
RIP Fark
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
No matter how much you love your dogs, if your home is on fire you're not allowed to take a fireman's axe and throw it through your window so you can rescue them. "My defense is -- I was trying to save my dogs"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this Chancellor and military diver
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Having solved all other serious crimes, the Idaho State Police finally starts cracking down on movie theaters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shame Shame Shame, Shame Shame Shame, Shame Shame Shame (Not safe for work)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Turn the world's largest mass grave into a park? Sure, what could possibly go wrong?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Forget heroin chic, hangover eyes is now a trend
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
This is what it looks like when a bush fire destroys an entire town w/ before and after pics
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 559: "Broken Lines" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Discovery by scientists of brutal massacre in Africa pushes back history of human warfare. War never changes
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Cops pull over and fine some poor old bastard for driving around in a car so completely covered in snow you can't even tell what make or model it is. (w/ pic)
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
There's one legitimate way to get out of your crippling student debt, but you had to attend a really terrible school to qualify
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Police in Tajikistan shave 13,000 beards. No word yet on if we can get them to do it in Portland
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican offers assistance and a place to stay to a homeless woman who gave birth on a piece of cardboard just outside St. Peter's Square in the middle of the night, say their founder was once in a similar situation, so they feel obligated
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(MediaPost)
 
 
 
Higher employment and income figures have resulted in an historic rise in bourbon consumption. This problem will solve itself
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Danish city tries to stem flood of illegal immigrants, vegetarians, by making pork mandatory on all restaurant menus
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you've recently bought eight fake gold rings, the police that sold them to you would not like to talk to you
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
'Barbie Bandit' ringleader of home invasion gang arrested. Killer Ken still at large
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New studies suggest that global warming was actually caused by the slash-and-burn farmers who lived 7,000 years ago. They were liberals, right?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Largest known prime number discovered in Missouri, surprising many of us who'd expected it to be in Topeka, Kansas
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Remember how the grand jury investigating the shooting of Tamir Rice voted not to indict the police officers involved? Well, about that "vote"
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little lady on the street
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Climate scientists in 2015 were the most conspiratorial in recorded history
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctor performs head transplant on monkey, now wants to try it on a human. MU-HA-HA-HA
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Spanish infant develops scurvy. Doctors say that diagnosis made after observing the baby had poor weight gain, peg leg, wore an eye patch
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Confederates strike a blow against Yankee oppression by... torching a Lamborghini?
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
You know maybe, just maybe, an emergency meeting at a school called so law enforcement officers could discuss threats of violence recently made online against the school, is not the very best place to exercise your 2nd Amendment rights
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Survivor talks about the horror at a Starbucks. And something about a terrorist attack
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Do people say you smell funny? If so, you're probably sick
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The mystery of Hong Kong's disappearing booksellers
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Woman swallowed by sinkhole. Difficulty: In her laundry room
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(Flic)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 after getting trapped in her house by a piece of non-venomous fluff
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you get pulled for speeding, and the cops ask for ID, don't show them your new mixtape. DaQuan nods approvingly
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
There are many ways to ward off bad luck. You can get a rabbit's foot. You can find a four-leaf clover. You can marry off your 7-year-old to a dog. Wait, what?
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, R. Kelly defends Bill Cosby
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the two Fiats that the Pope used is going up for auction. Although why he needed two Fiats is mystery when the Bible states: And they, the Twelve Apostles, continuing daily with one ACCORD in the temple.......]
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unbearable traffic jam
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(St. Augustine Record)
 
 
 
Man tased, arrested after being fired and setting fire to work uniform. No word if he kept his red stapler
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bar that advertises itself as 'divey and loud' gets a negative review for being 'divey and loud'. Owner responds and gives the poster 1 star
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
By an 8-1 vote, the U.S. Supreme Court re-instated the death sentence, formerly thrown out by the KS Supreme Court, for the "Wichita Massacre brothers," who in retrospect, probably should have called themselves something else in their appeal
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
U.S. couple have been married so long that even their grandchildren have grandchildren
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Now you can get arrested for watching Fox News drunk. Thanks, Obama
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crack dealers now taking puppies as payment
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
And this is why you don't leave your keys in the ambulance
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Taiwan builds massive shoe-shaped church to save Taiwanese soles (Warning: Some Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man converts short bus into mobile home. Efforts to install waterbed were retarded
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
There are a few things that are sure in this life. death, taxes, and that yes, every time it snows, somebody is sure to make a giant snow penis
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(Some Revolutionary journal)
 
 
 
How the fledgling United States paid for the Revolutionary War. Turns out it cost about $21.6 billion in 2015 dollars
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Q: Do you know the difference between a snow squall, a blizzard, a flurry, and a snowstorm? A: WHAT? SNOW? OMG CAN'T TALK GOTTA BUY BREAD
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Crazy 'alien being' surfs the clouds looking to troll UFO seeking airline passengers, gets one hook, line and sinker
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
When hundreds of people are shouting "Go" at you, they aren't necessarily fans
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
WHOOP...there it is
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Did a college president just compare struggling students to bunnies that should be drowned?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists say chickens were first eaten by humans 2,200 years ago. Evidence confirmed after carbon dating a recently found bucket with the inscription "KFC"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Martin Shkreli fires his legal team, tells news media to leave him alone. "I would suggest paparazzi stay outta my way, that's all I'm going to say," Stomps off to be at gym in 26 minutes
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't wear your pair of $400 sneakers to a hearing requesting lower bail due to poverty
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Auctioneer finds five rare, pre-war cars perfectly preserved in a Texas barn. Estimate of value? $700,000
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Blundering thieves attempting to siphon gas from a bus are left with a VERY nasty taste in their mouths
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Wednesday, Wednesday, soooo good to meeee. It's that time again. We're about 2 months away, can you feel the heat? How's the writing going? Update us on your progress. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Oh shiat, I need to start writing soon" edition
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(NewsAdvance)
 
 
 
A man faces charges for unlawful possession of a firearm... and bacon
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Satan apparently has his very own tree in Ohio
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Photoshop this waving wader
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the aftermath of the San Bernardino massacre, request for concealed handgun licenses goes through the roof
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Group of militants storms Bacha Khan university in north-west Pakistan, killing at least 30 people and leaving dozens injured
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A 10-year-old Muslim child is investigated as a possible terrorist because he misspelled a word on a school assignment
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Eulogy for Jihadi John, confirmed dead from US airstrike by ISIS; 'He will be missed for his harshness against non-Muslims that inflamed all the nations of the non-believers. Also, he was our champion Pictionary player'. RIH
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass frogfish with legs washes up on New Zealand beach. With a mouth that expands at the speed of a .22 rifle bullet, the beautiful-ass shapely-legged frogfish has the fastest bite of any vertebrate
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
I can haz city website?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There's a possibility that the Affluenza teen may have been KIDNAPPED and that's why he was in Mexico
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Every major American city has a bit too much PB in their H2O
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(100.3 The Peak)
 
 
 
Over 100 species of bugs currently live in your house. All more desirable than your in-laws
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Bend over, New York. Time Warner Cable celebrates its merger with Charter by raising rates
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because who doesn't want chocolate covered fries at McDonald's?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Totally new information no one's ever thought of before ;)
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian foodies ignite feeding frenzy at In-N-Out Burger pop-up restaurant in Sydney, strip it of burgers in four hours, brag of their hamburger exploits on social media
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Douchebag DA from 'Making a Murderer' sits down for an interview that ends up being such a bizarre train wreck, one might suspect the Manitowoc County Sheriff's Department was involved
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Heterosexual couple demand right to civil partnership because they don't want to get married
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Parents outraged that little snowflakes are subjected to a puppet show featuring a "beautiful" princess. Bonus: Response from puppeteer includes "entitlement up the wing-wang"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where yarmulkes fit: Putin on kibitz
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ER doc who ejaculated into drugged patient's face isn't going to have a happy ending
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain's last eel catcher will bring a 3,000 year old tradition to an end as he says he can't find a successor or make the job pay
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these warriors
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
25 years on, Desert Storm by the numbers
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Music geeks are retrofitting old iPods to keep the perfect MP3 player alive
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"The mistake would lead to an unforgettable wedding: spending their first night as a married couple with a cocaine-fueled orgy in their own living room." Wait, you mean they didn't want that?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Latest effort to protect the French language comes as the government demands a standard AZERTY keyboard, prompting despair from everyone who uses QWERTY as their password
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Outsourcing doesn't produce a bad product because the new people making the product don't care. It makes a bad product because the people who understand the intent behind the product are separated from its execution
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman tells jail officials she has NO IDEA how those drugs got inside her coochey
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It's 2:40 AM, you're drunk, none of these six kids are wearing seat-belts, in fact, NONE of these kids are yours. Just what in the hell is going on here?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
The 25 most bro-tastic bro-friendly colleges where you and your brohems can get your bro on. Bro
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
First they tried to outlaw hunting moose from your hovercraft, but I said nothing because I didn't have any eels
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy Trader Joe's cashew pieces? Awesome. Also, you might die soon
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently this needs repeating: When flirting with the hotel clerk in the US at check-in, don't refer to your suitcase as "the bomb"
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Not content with domestic illness, anti-vaxxer takes their kid overseas to bring back a highly infectious disease
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Probably dressing up as a suicide bomber and jumping on a packed London Underground train is not the smartest thing one can do. Probably (Warning: Some Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Would you spend over $400,000 texting Spanish men to call them fatties? Well, the government did
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More proof that the shaving fad is over. "Mommy, why do you have a beard on your bottom?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor: The water crisis is like Katrina. Someone else's Katrina though, certainly not mine
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these SpaceX engineers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Add "fighting over roadkill" to things that will get you shot if you do it in Montana
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alabama + mobile home + Civil War replica sword + alcohol = obvious conclusion
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Rookie cop arrested for burglary, claims he was "working undercover." Sure he was
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man who threatened to kill Jews and execute schoolchildren allowed to keep guns because America
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Parents, as your teens approach driving age, remember it's important to teach them about safety - not texting, not carrying many passengers, not driving at night. Then remember that they're ignorant little snots who will ignore everything you say
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"La Cebolla," which is Spanish for "The Onion"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
World's oldest man dies in Japan at age 112. Foul play not suspected
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
German man with Hitler moustache attacks two refugees with a swastika adorned helmet before giving a Nazi salute. Police said to be keeping an open mind about the attacker's motive
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It turns out the "good ol' days" aren't all they're cracked up to be. At least not in Mother Russia
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Accuweather forecast for Baltimore: 1-2 feet of snow Friday morning through Saturday evening; potential for a major snowstorm. Apparently 1-2 feet is a minor snowstorm
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A cop thought that Ted Cruz's wife was a' Danger to herself' when he found her sitting on the side of an expressway with her head in her hands 10 years ago. Maybe she had just realized who she was married to
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
English cop is writing a book on policing third world hellholes
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Government leaps into action against the latest health threat, banning it before it can hurt anyone. Difficulty: Wi-Fi
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why your selfie makes you look seven years older
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man realizes he forgot his wife and left her at the gas station. Fark: 50 miles later
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
"It's very well known that most of the employees here consume cannabis regularly during the work day"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The famed Baader-Meinhof gang comes out of retirement to pull one last job. Would have made a great TV movie if only they hadn't used bullets on a bullet proof van
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Nothing says "Sweetheart I Love You" more on Valentine's Day more than getting a dinner reservation at White Castle
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man forced to admit his yard sign calling Obama attractive and successful might be slightly, maybe, possibly racist
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Another Farking milestone
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japan did not see the manji as offensive until they asked around. In other news, they think the symbol for hot springs looks like a bowl of miso soup
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
If you are going to kill your boyfriend, don't brag about it on Facebook
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Large bird has head-on collision with passenger plane during landing. Yeah... that'll buff right out
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see that big football game so badly that you leave your three young kids in your freezing car as you go inside your friend's warm house to watch it?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un claims North Korea has invented a hangover-proof alcohol
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ryanair flight attendant gives the worst ever answer to the question - "Why is this flight delayed?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Are you old enough to remember when gas sold for less than $1/gal? No? Well now that sanctions have been lifted on Iranian oil exports to the West, you are about to be
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Copyright law is preventing me from fixing this tractor
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Well, it was good enough for Jesus
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this opening
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Lots of dogs
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The KKK really know how to keep it klassy
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
State Senator introduces "Aggravated left lane driving" bill to increase fines for Left Lane campers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Muslim boy decides to give an old prophet a hand
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Istanbul can't stand the snow fall
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Talk about a crappy day. EMS official dies of heart attack while responding to a crash involving his daughter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, NOW Mexico officials are taking "extreme measures" to guard El Chapo
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Seventeen things you should never do on a plane, you filthy animal
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
In a historic first for journalism the Oregonian has become the first mainstream media source to create their own marijuana strain
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(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Dine-in cinema to serve only "quiet food" that requires no noisy silverware, like popcorn-fried oysters, peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and pork-stuffed tater tots. If you insist on unwrapping that candy bar, find another movie theater
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro: "Don't call me Pharma Bro." That should do the trick
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tonga is the most obese country in the world where 40% of the population has Type 2 diabetes and life expectancy has fallen to 64 years. And the main cause is a cheap, fatty kind of meat imported from New Zealand: Mutton Flaps
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(Gossip Cop)
 
 
 
Aunt Viv blasts the Smiths. Heaven knows they're miserable now
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Desert Storm started 25 years ago and now all we have to show for it is ISIS and Lee Greenwood
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Teacher thought it was easier to cram six kids in her car and three in the trunk than to order a bus for the class field trip
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Having crappy tattoos inked around your junk isn't normal - but on alcohol it is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
House for sale complete with man-cave. No seriously, it has a cave
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
North Korea sends a billion propaganda leaflets flying into the South, depriving its citizens vital supplies of perfectly edible paper
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Virginia police have a BOLO on Slenderman
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bubble boy
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Black Seed and Queer Liberation Collective protest blocks the west bound lanes of the Oakland Bay Bridge
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New report says that Uber is not to blame for NYC traffic congestion. Mostly because Uber has only been around for six years while 5th Avenue has been backed up since 1963
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Enshure you children complete they speling assignmant
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Navy releases first draft of the official story about how ten sailors were captured by Iran
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(Pitchfork)
 
NewsFlash
 
No, I said DON HENLEY must die
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Flint, Michigan, is sending out overdue notices to people who haven't paid their poison bills
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Adore your penthouse view? The higher your floor, the lower your chance of survival from a heart attack
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