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Sun December 27, 2015
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Stranger pays for Muslim family's entire dinner, figuring they've suffered enough hardships having just finished a meal at the Olive Garden
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Five food myths you shouldn't believe in. Two of which believing in could kill you
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop the invisible basketball player
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Not news: Fattest man in the world dies. News: He wasn't a Murican. And, he had a publicist
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man refuses to be detained, is soon detained
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With NYPD afraid to do their jobs thanks to protesters and video cameras, crime is up a whopping -2% in 2015
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Muslim woman sets up a stand offering free donuts and coffee to anyone who would like to speak with her. Sad it's come to this; bribery with food to make someone treat you like a human being
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Is gambling good for the brain? You bet
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smiling subject
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(Naked Capitalism)
 
 
 
Ten foods that could disappear due to global warming, including beer. Finally a reason to panic over climate change
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(USGS)
 
 
 
Tornadoes, a blizzard, and now an earthquake... someone's messing with Texas
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
In typical government fashion it shuts down one of the only programs to actually make money
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Oh, for I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, and danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings. One of the last Tuskegee Airmen has left us
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(Ars Technica (UK))
 
 
 
Here are all the things NASA has hidden from you this year, including bunny-killing rovers, the secret moon base "Luna," and the Mars genocide
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Today is National Fruitcake Day, your third favorite fake holiday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen and wife Isla Fisher donate $1 million to help vaccinate Syrian refugee children against measles. Very nice
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drinking Captain Morgan and eating refrigerated cookie dough is basically the same as making rum balls, right?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
California brush fire shuts down the 101. Daily commuters notice no change in traffic
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
If you can't ride your new hoverboard inside of the house without breaking furniture, maybe taking it into the street isn't the greatest idea
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman beats DWI charge. Fark: because her body acts as a brewery. Ultra Fark: with a constant .33 BAC
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Philippines foul-up
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Your favorite gift
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Sad: Beloved restaurant closes. Happy: The restaurant owners share the recipe of their famous cheese dip on Facebook
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
8 dead from Texas twisters, 50,000 without power. Local hospital at capacity
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
"A man fled from a St. Paul adult sex shop Wednesday night after pointing a pistol at a clerk's head demanding a working penis pump, the Pioneer Press reports. Police say he remains at large"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"These kids are my heroes - going through what they're going though," he told CBC. "So the least that I can do is give them the opportunity to enjoy what might be the last Christmas for some of them"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: "All atheists go to heaven"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Ah, Christmas in New England. The country drive from Vermont to the relatives in Maine. The surprise knife attack. The quaint frying pan defense. The lack of bail from your family
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
World Taekwondo Federation decides it may be time to change their acronym. WTF?
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
*Yeehaaaw* Splash (glug glug glug)
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(Sacred Artichoke)
 
 
 
There will be no show tonight as our host is not in the studio. For your listening enjoyment here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from March 2, 2013
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How to make your own beet-pineapple-tomato-durian wine. Mmm, barftastic
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Sat December 26, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California lawsuit wants to outlaw bail bondsmen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brothers Caleb and Jarom Shumway solve five-year mystery and find body of a criminal who shot a park ranger in 2010. Gordon unavailable for comment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Legos are a better investment than gold
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The story about the Republican billionaire who bought the Las Vegas Review-Journal to further his own agenda? Yeah, it just got weirder
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Tornado warning in the DFW Area. One tornado already hit Rowlett in Rockwall County. Link goes to live stream
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gallant politely asks the next person in line at McDonald's to please pick up their order. Goofus screams "I'll kill you right now" and starts shooting randomly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hotel's gingerbread house is 19 feet tall, features a working fireplace, seats Hansel, Gretel, and 4 friends for dinner
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this staring into the sundown
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
You could own a gun forged from a meteorite for... (puts pinkie to mouth) one million dollars
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Father calls police because his son is acting "erratic" with a baseball bat. Chicago's finest shoot the teen 7 times and kill the 56-year-old neighbor lady for good measure
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Science myths are notoriously difficult to dispel - here are five that just won't die
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(Activist Post)
 
 
 
Heavily armed protestors gather to defy City of Dallas and their draconian new law. Tag is for the protestors
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A new type of donut
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
Why your parents aren't going to Florida this winter
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
One down, millions to go
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A microbiologist explains just how long it's safe to keep your leftovers
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
How the Grinch stole Christmas.... And everything else. "They used all my garbage bags to take the stuff out, they used a wheelchair to take the stuff out, and we're missing one shopping cart right now"
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
No matter what you did on Christmas day, it wasn't as exciting as talking a man out of a suicide attempt. Right, President of Turkey?
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Let's see if I can get this semi loaded with bottled water across this 6 ton weight limit bridge
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Air Force wants to be able to disable your drone. For your own protection, of course
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about Boxing Day but were too embarrassed to ask your Canadian friends
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Toast, sold in a paper bag. If you don't get it, you're not from Michigan's Upper Peninsula, eh?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Picture this. You're on a boat and it suddenly breaks apart. You are forced onto a lifeboat but then that starts to sink. What do you do?
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Casa do Penedo in Portugal
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Eating tinsel is dangerous and can be deadly to cats - but in Junior's case, it ended up being a Christmas miracle, just in time for a happy holiday Caturday
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Christmas in Miami: roses blooming by the Christmas tree, shirtless men in shorts playing beach volleyball. Wait... when did Miami get a Times Square and Central Park?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Floods in the UK prompt Army response and an emergency Cobra meeting; apparently Cobra Commander's latest attempt at world domination backfired
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
While we can all agree that drones are the worst thing since sliced Hitler, perhaps standing on your front porch with a shotgun and using them for target practice is a bit much
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after she drove around Walmart in a motorized shopping cart and ate sushi, cinnamon rolls, and the majority of a rotisserie chicken, all while drinking wine
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Because "Norovirus" isn't scary enough, scientists are now calling it "Winter Vomiting Disease." Now will you wash your goddamn hands?
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Fri December 25, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, a very special Christmas edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Now with 10% egg nog and 90% brandy. You know what? Forget the egg nog
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(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Having no other stories to report on, TV station investigates the hard hitting questions like "Why are Chinese restaurants always open on Christmas"?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this astropractice
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Royal Mail delivers letter addressed just to "England", to the right person, meanwhile the U.S. Postal Service is taking two weeks to deliver subby's letter across one state
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This Christmas, millions of Americans are learning that they are, in fact, too much of a dumbass to safely operate a drone
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Canada cuts US lead in Zamboni DWIs in half; US to respond by installing 200 new ice rinks in Florida
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Virgin' sheep gives birth to twin lambs as farmer hails 'Christmas miracle' and looks around nervously
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when your car breaks down on the way to work? How about your sleigh?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Brazil's Health Ministry tells women to take a pregnant pause
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
HEADS UP: Steam and Valve currently have a massive security problem. As in, random folks getting access to other users' Steam Wallets and credit card info. Y'all MIGHT wanna drop your clients offline until they unfark this
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Forget that Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer guy, we other eight reindeer need to speak our peace
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the folks who became emergency room legends this year
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop: Why you never hold a sign for a picture
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Who wants to see the Overlook Hotel recreated as a gingerbread house?
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(Utah Public Radio)
 
 
 
The last genetically pure herd of American bison found in remote Utah mountain wilderness to be promptly culled and turned into delicious chili
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man, apparently on naughty list, gets something worse than coal from Santa on Christmas Eve
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"Narco-agriculture" is a bigger threat to U.S. electrical grid than terrorism, and it's gonna wreck the Paris climate change agreement, too
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Recently inspired emoji thread: Can you describe the plot of a popular movie using just emoji?? Try and see if we can guess it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Is Santa actually an elf? Perhaps the Elf King or a mutated, bearded elf?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
'Hello, is this planet Earth?'
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The madame who knew how to run a Paris brothel like no other has finally closed her doors at 92. Side note: She hated sex
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these soldiers
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man robs bank, buys a Christmas tree, and then uses it to hide
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Suspect drops 140 bags of heroin in bucket of human urine. What a pisser
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
BP claims office sends thousands of fraud notices, then immediately closes for Christmas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jihad threatens jihad. Xzibit approves
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Successful people have better sleeping patterns than the rest of you
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Not news: volunteers give free food to homeless. Colorado news: volunteers give free pot to homeless
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Baby saved from drowning in icy river on Christmas Eve meets her rescuers nearly 60 years later
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Thu December 24, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who dangled over 250-ft cliff to save a stranger's dog saved by his 300-lb brass balls
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
So, cookie beers are a thing
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these birds at breakfast
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Twas the day before Christmas / and all through the mall / people were ducking for cover / as police shoot a gunman, y'all
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Floridians especially snotty this Christmas season
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Making a ham for the holidays? Or just because YAY HAM? How do you prepare yours to satisfy the hungry masses?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Born every minute a sucker is
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these international models
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(CBC)
 
 
 
How far have the prices in the energy sector fallen? Well, if you're bad this year, Santa is putting natural gas in your stocking because it's cheaper than coal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Average person in the U.S. found to live no further than 18 miles from their mom's basement
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Man arrested after driving stolen truck on sidewalks, through red lights and into five police cruisers. Yup, that'll do it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Taekwondo instructor knocks out 5-year-old student. FLAWLESS VICTORY
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The first police officer to get as much attention in Detroit since Robocop, 7-year-old got to be police chief for a day
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Captain Steroid presents his 6th Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: Stockings. Difficulty: NO TFers. Winner receives one month of FREE TotalFark. Contest ends at 11pm CST tonight. Merry Christmas, FARKers. :-)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
School district who fired lunch lady offers her job back for free or reduced damage control
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Monkey steals bus in India while driver naps, crashes into two other buses, still makes all the stops on schedule
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
India AG stands by its 46-year prison sentence for woman who miscarried. Oh, I'm sorry, I omitted a few letters: Indiana AG stands by its 46-year prison sentence for woman who miscarried
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer. No, really
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're wearing a Santa Hat in Brunei today, you can expect to spend the next five Christmas Eves in one of Brunei's prisons. Sorry, King says
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Hospital kills 31 people. That's one lousy hospital
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(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Last weekend, two men bought roughly 60 prepaid phones in Lebanon and 100s more in a series of Walmarts. Are people buying large batches of prepaid cellphones as part of a terrorist plot? (No one yet knows) However, it's Missouri, so probably not
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this comfy room & board
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Thousands descend on Stonehenge, where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well, where a man's a man and the children dance to the Pipes of Pan, to mark the Winter Solstice
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Airport license revoked and 3 air traffic controllers suspended, after plane carrying 53 passengers hits herd of wild animals off of runway. "Airport officials informed that leopards and pythons often stray onto the runway"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Breasts attract a lot of interest
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(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri becomes the fourth state to freedom themselves out of access to the rest of the country
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
For the first time in a decade, the people of Phoenix will legally be able to use their fireplaces on Christmas Eve
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The moral of the story is that if you're getting government assistance, don't mention to your caseworker that strangers donated more than $15,000 to you on your Go Fund Me page. "I'm just trying to provide for my daughter"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So he'll do anything the court wants him to do / Now he can't fap to that, can't fap to that, no way, no can do
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD Cop gets almost-free cat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
An asteroid will be passing by earth on Christmas Eve. And despite it being 1.24 miles wide and 6.6 million miles away from earth SOME PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO PANIC
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry is somewhat pessimistic in his view of 2015: "Are we saying it was worse than, for example, 1347, the year when the bubonic plague killed a large part of humanity? Yes, we are saying that"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you're having a beef with your state's department of revenue, you could write a strongly worded letter to the local newspaper. Or you could unleash a flock of seven chickens into the office
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Black bear rides for 65 miles on trash truck to go to dump for a pic-a-nic basket
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Church's bells go silent for Christmas for the first time since the 15th century because squirrels chewed through the bell ropes. They've got some balls doing that
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 555: "Seasons' Greetings 9" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 23, 2015
(NORAD Santa Tracker)
 
 
 
As is tradition, we bring you Santa's flight, courtesy of NORAD, who is sort of tired of apologizing after the 1954 shooting down incident in the North Atlantic
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"MHSAA introduces concussion testing pilot programs, insurance." Maybe it's just me, but if you've got a concussion I don't think you should be flying a plane
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Twelve things you believe about Christmas that aren't true
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
In a New York apartment, gifts laid out for wish lists Santa missed a century ago. Caution: article is VERY dusty
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Florida man fails to get car up to 88 MPH
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Stop buying hoverboards. And stop calling them hoverboards
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
DUI suspect gives officer debit card instead of driver's license, is deposited in jail, shows up to court suffering from withdrawal
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
This sort of thing would never happen if we would just pass some reasonable pool cue-control laws
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Minnesota woman bites her husband's ear off over beer, doncha know
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scofflaw
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
China finds strange substance on hunk of cheese, figures it's still okay to ship
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How great is it to live in America? American Christmas lights use more electricity than some entire countries-such as El Salvador or Ethiopia-do in a year
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client; and Planned Parenthood domestic terrorist Robert Dear wants to prove that true by firing his attorney and representing himself
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
As if it weren't enough for Florida Woman to be driving home drunk from Walmart at 110 mph while police chase her, she managed to do it all while defecating in her pants
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(George Washington University)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's not play Global Thermonuclear War
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Federal agency warns of "particularly dangerous situation" across parts of the US
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(Van Winkle's)
 
 
 
There are quite a few reasons the cheapest NYC hotel is one-third the cost of the others
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Protip: wear comfy shoes when committing retail fraud
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that their hearts were two sizes too small. But, whatever the reason, their hearts or their shoes, they stood there on Christmas Eve firing the lunch lady who gave a free lunch
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man found alive after being buried for 67 hours by landslide in China, said to have enjoyed how easy it was to breathe under there
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(Metro)
 
 
 
♬It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go; Take a look at the Christmas lights hung at dizzy heights Falling on the shoppers down below♪
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ancient Koran pages discovered to have been written within 13 years of the Prophet Muhammad's death, long before revisionists wised up and edited out that annoying parrot
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
21st Century Problems: if you lie to your kids about Santa, expect the 'middle finger emoji'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's like 10,000 teeth when all you need is a rope
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(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual wabbit hole
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The top 15 people who OUTRAGED the internet last year, and where they are now. Prepare to be OUTRAGED. Fark needs an OUTRAGE tag
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
With great power, comes great responsibility...and a great hat (w/ pic)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Video chat demonstrating how to clean a gun abruptly changes into video chat demonstrating how NOT to clean a gun
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Once near royal David's city, Stood a lowly market shed, Russia's airforce paid a visit, Nothing much gained over seventy dead
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(Van Winkle's)
 
 
 
It will be a sad, sad world if we have to start bootlegging full fat milk
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Does this gun make my butt look big?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Selfie etiquette means knowing the right time to take a picture. How about right after you say "hold my beer" or "I wonder what this thing does"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Was Barack Obama throwing furry parties at the White House last year? Recently uncovered iPhone photos seem to indicate yes
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(Time)
 
 
 
You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telling you why. Robo Claus is coming to town
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Supreme Court affirms Quebeckers' right to separate - One person at a time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ancestry.com co-founder Daniel Taggart goes back to jail after going to the workplace of his 15-year-old victim. Still claims he was just trying to expand his database
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(The Star Press)
 
 
 
"Later, however, she admitted she had been collecting her own urine in a bucket for several months, then throwing the body waste onto her neighbor's house when he would leave his home." Your move, Florida
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
The Virginia state legislature is off for the holidays, so the Attorney General thoughtfully rescinds his state's concealed-carry reciprocity agreements with 31 other states without bothering them
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Biologists report that a recently-discovered 46-year-old Christmas pudding still tastes okay considering it's British food more typically full of gristle, floating in a sea of something hot and sad
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
You're 7 years old and panicked because you just touched your Elf on a Shelf and ruined Christmas, what do you do? You call 911 of course
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hungarian artist creates a Where's Wally-style puzzle confusing the internet. Can you spot the panda hidden in a sea of snowmen? Hint: he's wearing a blue dress
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA postpones next Mars mission because of a loose seal on the probe. Workers are afraid to approach it without protective hand gear
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Today's "HOA declares war on Christmas lights" story comes to you from Mesa, Arizona
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The most holiest of days is upon his. Happy Festivus, everyone. Air your grievances to the right
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Liven up your Christmas eggnog this year with human breast milk, imported direct from Cambodia
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Polar Vortex strengthens this year, helping to exacerbate current mild weather in the Eastern US. in other news, anyone remember the Polar Vortex?
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(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Mum forces son to wear 'Ho Ho Ho' jumper in court to plead for his freedom over Christmas - and it works
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Apparently, you shouldn't call the cops at 4am to ask where is the best place to buy a bacon sandwich. Who knew?
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
I don't care Charlie, I'm not being upstaged by a baby again this year - I mean Christ, if you think of it, I'm a kid too. I'm jumping in. (w/ video)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The holidays are here, which means that we have ample time to write and be merry. Unless your writing takes you to a dark place. Whatever, time once again to share us your story/progress updates with the class THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Kim Dotcom one hop closer to US Dotgov
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Indoor pot growing accounts for one percent of all the electricity use in the U.S. Not just for hydroponic lights but for the microwave ovens used to heat workers' pizza, popcorn, hot pockets
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these winter soldiers
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Before hauling that bag of unwanted clothes to the shelter, ask yourself: will a gold-sequined blazer and flip-flops really help that poor woman get a job?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas cops use dogs that are trained to sniff out electronic storage devices such as thumb drives, hard drives, and tiny SD cards. But it's totally legit because they're only used to detect people who engage in child porn. "Porn dog sniffed it out"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, mall's closed. The Mooslim out front should've told you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Face dancing" is hottest social media craze this week. Who knew that would happen
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The good people of California can officially stop worrying about the drought
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Instead of being grateful that their favorite golf courses are still open and they don't have to shovel snow, people living in New England are complaining that it doesn't feel like the holidays without a chill in the air
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Veterans still suffering from poor VA care. In other news, the magnetic "support our troops" sticker industry is still thriving
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Toys for Tots facility in Maryland gets burglarized. "The thing that hurts is that if you want them, ask. I'll give them to you. You don't need to steal them"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Officials found evidence of rising lead levels in Flint's drinking water two months before the problem was made public, but didn't sound the alarm because they believe it was part of a "seasonal fluctuation"
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
I told you I was sick
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Jewelry store offers new "Buy a diamond necklace, get a free shotgun" promotion
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Florida woman arrested after attacking husband for farting
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Different regions of the planet may actually be protected from climate change by burning fossil fuels
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Tue December 22, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Norwegians: We're feeling pretty good today. How about you people from Finland have one of our mountains?
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
I see your birdseed spill, and raise with vegetable oil
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another week, another bad headline for the country's most successful whale jail
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man constructs giant see-saw that can lift riders up to 25 feet into the air. What could possibly go wrong?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dinner costs $1,000 in SF, rent still a bargain at the price of just four or five dinners
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frozen entrance
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
I will see your milk spill and raise you a bacon spill
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Yeah, okay, the birth of Christ, but how can you expect me to celebrate now that our cowboy snowman and motorcycle Santa have been stolen
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
It's official: Seattle is boring once again
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
There's overdoing Christmas lights, and then there is "still paying off my power balance from last year"
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(FirstWeFeast)
 
 
 
Three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men: "Guy Fieri Mixtape". Why, yes, there's a sample (Not safe for work lyrics)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Study finds top 10% of Americans enjoy an average of 74 alcoholic drinks per week, Fark.com
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
I see your milk spill and bacon spill and raise you a bird seed spill, and call
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmakers appoint a woman who thinks the Earth is 6,000 years old, believes in chem-trails, and wants to make church going mandatory to the head of the state's Education Committee. And also she only has a high school diploma
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
U.S. Secret Service continues to be great at being terrible
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Patron leaves a bad review on Yelp of a bowling alley. Manager responds with classic counter-point which contains the rest of the story
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Four slabs" of smuggled gold bars weighting 400g in your rectum probably wouldn't kill you but will get you arrested at the airport
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Bad: Stealing packages intended for other people. Fark: While at the police station to renew your sex offender registration
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Breaking News: A coyote got inside the Myrtle Beach airport, removed its shoes, and bought a Cinnabon. More on this story as it develops
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this collector
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chipotle expands its new E-Coli burritos to Kansas, Oklahoma, and North Dakota
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian man arrested for drunk driving. On a Zamboni
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Deal made on Craigslist to sell a video game console turns into a first-person shooter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indigenous Amazonians change their ancestral ways to save forests, secure free two-day shipping
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"If anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace" Uh mom, dad I have to poo
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're getting a picture taken at the Virgina DMV, you better turn that frown upside down
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not only is every living animal and plant in Australia out to kill you, but so are the extinct ones
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Health inspectors close shop for selling beverages made from: human pee rather than the promised camel urine
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Barefoot running? So 2015. Bare butt running? Now that's the future
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Milk truck overturns in downtown area, spills load. Truckload of cookies immediately dispatched to scene
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Fire chief arrested for DUI, again. At least this time he didn't drive the fire engine (with mugshot sadness)
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Transport For London threatens fare dodgers with Star Wars spoilers
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Sprinkle cheese - it's sprinkle cheese - I SWEAR TO GOD - okay, you got me, HAHAHAHA, I just hate the taste of pepperonis MY GOD I hate pepperonis I'LL TAKE MY FREE REFILL NOW (w/ mugshot goodness)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Spain to have its 'El Gordo' lottery worth $2.4 billion total. Never mind that, though--check out the outfit the guy in the article is wearing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How Star Wars unmasks the self-absorbed and self-congratulatory Baby Boomers as America's Sith lords
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bill's application has been migrated to the Cloud
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
82-year-old woman calls police because she heard someone chanting, "ISIS is good, ISIS is great" while having sex. No word on whether Joanna Cameron was one of the participants
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
The War on Christmas continues as a school made a teacher remove a pink 'Hello Kitty' tree from her classroom
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Competitive eater fails in her attempt to down 100 McDonald's burgers in one sitting. "It was the taste that got to me in the end"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Heeeyyy yooooou guuuyyys...doooon't smoooke weeeeed
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(GMX)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ominous sign
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Last call for downtown Anchorage's Sleepy Lady Brewery
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Food pantries are so desperate this year they're accepting soap and razors donations to help fill their shelves
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
In the UK 3/4 ER admissions at the weekend are alcohol related. Apparently that's nothing to be proud of
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Grand jury finds nothing of interest in Bland death
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Begun the ginger extremist wars have
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
There's a special place in Hell for people who beat up children because they're not getting ready for church fast enough
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It doesn't get much more Texas than an armed vigilante opening fire on some burglars trying to steal a mounted deer head from his neighbor
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Is Russia still a key world power?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Foreign hackers are close to being able to take down the US power grid. This is not to be taken lightly
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Poor life decisions and facial tattoos seem to go hand-in-hand (with mugshot super goodness)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holy Fukushima: Pictures from the exclusion zone
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Mon December 21, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, mister thief. Nope. Nothing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Please remove your belt and shoes, empty your pockets into the tray and... oh, what the hell, just climb in there
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
An armed robber dressed as Father Christmas climbed through the window of a drive-through KFC restaurant before fleeing with cash. Staff are now suffering from claustrophobia
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Only the best picture of a penguin you'll ever see. Plus some other good photos
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(Wait But Why)
 
NewsFlash
 
SpaceX sticks the landing with their Falcon 9 rocket stage 1 back at the launch pad
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Need a last minute Christmas present? SkyMall has your back
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Big week for douchebags
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this helping hand
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Suspect identified in Paris attack
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Drunk man not content with just groping one woman on a train goes after her rescuer and gropes them too
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Now you are not going to believe this, but it appears that the splinter Tibetan Buddhist sect that travels the world denouncing the Dalai Lama as a "false Lama" wherever he speaks, is getting its money and marching orders from the Chinese government
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince rescued from riptide, apparently didn't want to Die 4 U
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
And now it's time for a little game we like to call "Guess The Body Cavity"
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Man shot outside Phoenix disco bar. This is not a repeat from 1977
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Al-Shabab terrorists on Kenyan bus: "Christians, step forward." Muslim bus passengers: "I AM SPARTACUS"
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Veterans can now get free "wearable robotic exoskeletons" from the VA after signing paperwork promising they won't become Dr. Octopus
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue snakes from burning pet store. Pee-Wee Herman unavailable for comment
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Everyone's most hated pharma bro speaks for the first time after his arrest, comes off as annoying and unrepentant
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What the ever-loving fark IS figgy pudding, and why do people keep wanting someone to bring it? Well, wonder no more
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Only the French would think of generating electricity from cheese
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(Newser)
 
 
 
PornHub has picked its first-ever scholarship winner, and she's ... wait, what?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big chunk of ice
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Ladies, your teeth aren't all you'll lose if you don't brush and floss
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US Probes Theranos complaints - like why he got so little screen time in 'Guardians of the Galaxy'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Flakka Is Driving Florida Insane." Granted, it's a short trip, but still
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(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Man runs out of marijuana rolling papers while in his truck. Since this is fark, he calls 911
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2015 Headline of the Year contest, Round 4: September through November
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russia will need more time to fabricate data from black box of jet shot down over Turkey, I mean Syria
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Let's move, fire on Main Street - What? Liar with sprained feet? - No, fire on Main Street - Buyer of plain meat? -- FIRE ON MAIN STREET - What in the hell do I care if you're a fryer of cane and wheat?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Homeless people have been sleeping and bathing at LaGuardia Airport. Although it's hard to tell if they're really homeless or just United Airlines passengers waiting for their connecting flight to arrive
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Plucky group of neighbors in Bethesda, MD band together to defeat evil McMansions from taking over their suburban paradise, spend $2 million on property to keep the small house on it. Fark: Now they're complaining because they can't sell the house
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy objects to alimony checks with "adult child support" in memo line; doesn't like "FOAD" any better
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Obit: "Oliver Boldizar passed away in Santiniketan, India, at 11:11 AM on 11-11-15 from complications resulting from living life his own damn way." Not a bad way to go
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You may as well beg for the release of death now and get it over with. You're going to die alone and afraid anyway. Happy holidays
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Sons of Confederate Veterans claim they have a first amendment right to free expression, speech and association, which they can only exercise by forcing the city of New Orleans to maintain and preserve confederate statues
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The US Marshals service confirms it will try to seize Pharma Bro's Wu-Tang Clan album
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Hello Kitty data breach reveals millions of files on who has cooties
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Brunei shows the true meaning of war on Christmas by banning Santa hats
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham drops out of Presidential race. Who? I don't know. Third base
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Helicopter totes ma goats
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
There's more than one way to beat a stop sign camera (w/ pic)
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Read your damned syllabus
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Cockroach poo messages, camel cheaters, and WWJDUI: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/13 - 12/19
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Call Mr Plowed, that's my name. That name again is Mr Plowed
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these hangers
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Dove chocolates recalled over allergy fears. Peanut, not ground doves
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One last thing to do on or before Christmas Day - stop and talk to an old person in your life
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dutch driving instructors can trade driving lessons for sex. Either way, someone's getting plowed into
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There's 'driving drunk' and then there's 'driving so drunk you can't even take a breath test'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A large majority of men under 35 admit to never having been kissed under the twig and berries
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New study says giving birth in your thirties results in stronger, smarter, and healthier offspring
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Boy Scout troop earns their "Watch Your Scout Leader Get Attacked by a Bear" merit badge
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If global warming is so real, then how come Christmas snow is in the forecast for Arizona?
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Forget about that trip to Wallyworld next summer and point the old Family Truckster to the nation's newest national park, Hanford Nuclear Reservation
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