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Sun December 20, 2015
(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Massive police response on Vegas strip, reports coming in of hit-and-run with more than 20 injured
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Name the worst mistake a pageant host can make. SURVEY SAYS ______________
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pristine place
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(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Federal law says if an ambulance takes you anywhere but the hospital, it's just a taxi and the company doesn't get paid. Emergency responders would like to change that
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Parents to legally change three-year-old's name from Diesel to Popcorn
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady of the lake
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A Florida man was arrested for running a Florida meth lab out of the back of his Florida car in the parking lot of a Florida Walmart
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Prohibition finally ends in the tiny upstate NY town of Neversink. Fark: The original town is 100 ft underwater. Let's raise a glass to the town that sunk, went dry, and couldn't drink
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Occasionally, crime does pay
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you going to do any last minute shopping or gift wrapping this week or are you done?
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Media, president, party leaders: both sides gave in on key demands to reach the budget compromise. Reality: yeah, not so much if you're a right winger
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
The Toronto Zoo releases video of four ugly-ass white lion cubs
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Sears auto repair center has a blowout sale
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The only present you'll need this Christmas: a recipe for brown-sugar glazed bacon
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(Boston Globe Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man dunking his head
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: High School hijinks
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Guess what college students are protesting about now: a) Tuition b) The sports teams sucking or c) "Culturally appropriative sushi"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"If at first you don't succeed, pie, pie again", says food critic
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Game-changing tech from Epson: a machine that shreds waste paper and turns out 14 sheets of clean paper per minute. And it will fit in your office
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Three+ hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKST/10 pm PST)
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Sat December 19, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's how your boss plans to trick you into not drinking your face off at the holiday party. Challenge accepted
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin mall closed after young man hands out free bullets for Christmas
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tall tower
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Spain wins Miss Part of the World that China allows in their country
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man steals butt-plug because he was too embarrassed to buy it, gets a totally not embarrassing mugshot instead
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(Wichita Public Radio)
 
 
 
Kansas: "Please go be sick somewhere else"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Good news that New Zealand has finally joined the 21st century: The first wedding of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is on the way after Pastafarians were told they could be wedding celebrants
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother complains about class field trip to see Santa, so the school cancels it. Other parents stage a walk-out and take their kids to see Santa on the day of the planned field trip. Happy holidays, indeed
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What really happened to the dinosaurs?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The U.S. has checked the GPS coordinates of China's newest runway. With B-52s
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Seventeen percent of Americans haven't started Christmas shopping yet. They are ho-ho-ho-horrible people who probably say "Happy Holidays" to folks
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Crazy conspiracy theory uncle is right again: the lottery is rigged
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: pet goldfish. New hotness: pet jellyfish
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Two settle disagreement old school
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Admiral Ackbar seen weeping quietly in the corner
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Dad dresses his baby up as a real life Elf on the Shelf for some pictures so sickeningly adorable they'll make you want to yak in a sack
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Another clock inventor brought to justice
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ayahuasca, it's a hell of a drug
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this closeup
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Severed head in Pennsylvania may be linked to body parts market". Well, technically not anymore
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(Fark)
 
 
 
STAR WARS discussion thread for those of you who saw the movie already and want to discuss it. SPOILER WARNING for those of you who plan on seeing it, this thread contains spoilers--please do not post spoilers/discussion in other threads
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Kitten survives near-death experience with trash compactor, just in time for STAR WARS Caturday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Latest drinking craze involving beer and a large fish may give you a splitting haddock
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Smoking in the boy's room. New high school rebelness: Smoking in the classroom and blowing three puffs of cigar smoke into the teacher's face
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You can now rent a Christmas tree for the approximately two hours a year you actually need one. Is there a Nobel Prize in Forestry? Because if there is, it is SUCH a lock this year
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
President Obama calls detection of 'lone wolf' terrorist plots "very difficult". Especially if that lone wolf doesn't have a Facebook or Twitter account
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"I assumed, going into this project, that medicinal alcohol was a complete farce ... one of the biggest scofflaw loopholes in Prohibition,"
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Fri December 18, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
♫ On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four naked burglars, three cat pics, two Florida tags, and a Fark Weird News Quiz for free ♪
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(Newser)
 
 
 
How many Applebee's customers do you think are carrying their life savings with them in a bag at any given time? 80%? 85%?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
FDA proposes that skin cancer be available exclusively for adults
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So you think Mother Teresa was a saint? Think again, Francis
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Largest offensive by ISIS in half a year smashed like a bug. Huh, maybe they ARE contained
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember the Affluenza teen? Yeah, he fled the country and skipped out on probation
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop Father Frost making his way through
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What happens when you do a good deed like picking up a fireman's tab at a diner? You get a new van for your paralyzed dad. It's called paying it forward
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Officers use donuts to lure loose pig
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida's Supreme court takes Judge "Let's go out back and I'll beat your arse" off the bench and out to the woodshed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Walking trees that move up to 20m per year discovered in Eriador. Wait, sorry, make that Ecuador
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro is now 5000% less employed as CEO of Douchebag Pharmaceuticals
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. missile defense base in Romania is technically ready, which is the best kind of ready
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Robot snakes with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bad: Hitting a bollard in a parking lot while going to the grocery store. Worse: Hitting a buoy while piloting a nuclear submarine into port
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chef at Paris climate talks flambés a forest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginians declare jihad against homework
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hey visitors to Creston BC: The good news is that it looks like there's little to fear from both sea monster Ogopogo and forest denizen Mel the Sasquatch. The bad news is that you're currently being stalked by a cheetah
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ lawmakers pass school bill requiring mandatory fun
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Medical examiners have identified the cause of Scott Weiland's death, and -- you might want to sit down for this, now -- it was drugs
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ham taking it all in
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Favor more nuclear power in effort to move away from fossil fuels? Congratulations, you're a denier
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2015 Headline of the Year contest, Round 3: June through August
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City Housing Authority: Of course we turn the heat on in our public housing buildings. Fark: When the outside temp is 25 degrees or less
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Bank robber meets his match as he struggles to push a pull-only door for eight seconds
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Historical evidence suggests Hitler was on the ball. Wait, make that 'only had one ball'
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
There are Christmas sweaters, ugly Christmas sweaters, and then there are sweaters you shouldn't let your 5-year-old wear to kindergarten. Right, Dad?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today is "Booze Black Friday," allegedly the drunkest day of the year or, as Farkers call it, "today"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The real-life Beast of Caerbannog has been terrorizing staff and volunteers since he moved into an animal shelter in October
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here are 15 surprising animal laws that are still in effect. Now Subby is bummed because he always wanted to wrestle a bear
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Mufid A. Elfgeeh, pizza man, terrorist, reaches plea deal in court. Subby calls Elfgeeh for his next D&D meet up name
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Your airplane has a better chance of crashing into a turtle rather than a drone
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(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
Teen hacker scams $150,000 from airline passengers after they fall for the old "your flight was canceled, send more money to rebook" trick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mother Theresa will become part of canon, upsetting hardcore Star Wars fans
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Inmate tip: If you're trying to hide the fact that you've committed bigamy, don't have your second and third wives show up to visit you in jail at the same time
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Critic who gave The Force Awakens a negative review wasn't prepared for the death threats and accusations of "ruining the movie" from Star Wars fans who have more emotional investment in a dull science fiction franchise than Star Trek fans
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
With just this one piece, Cato Institute and HuffPo earn enough Pravda frequent commie points to vacation in Siberia for a year
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
S&P rating agency "Looks good, here's your upgrade." Weeks later the company says "We're bankrupt." Bonus: was predicted a year ago by a 17-year-old student doing an accounting paper
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Portland's airport ranked as the most popular in the nation based on efficiency, accessibility, not being a hub for United Airlines
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: Should I troll my Conservative relatives this Holiday by donating money in their name to Planned Parenthood and then give them a card thanking them for their donation? I just love donating to causes and ruining Christmas
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(WVLK AM)
 
 
 
Drew's filling in again for Lee Cruse's morning talk show on WVLK in Lexington from 10am-noon ET - listen live here and call in to say hi because he's gotta fill two hours somehow
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this night dive
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Phoenix horse race track to celebrate 60 years of operations. That's like 60 years in horse years
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why don't we surrender to ISIS right now? The knuckle-draggers and mouth-breathers are playing into their hands from one side of this country to the other. Latest? A Muslim teacher is fired for showing a video white teachers showed without penalty
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
ISIS plans their own version of a kamikaze pilot to take down planes using birds with explosives on their backs. On a side note: ISIS is also executing pigeons as spies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out a communion wafer in Salt Lake City was turning water blood red because of mold, not a miracle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why Taliban special forces are fighting Islamic State
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: Joint military base orders the disposal of 400 tubes of lip balm because they contain trace amounts of non-intoxicating hemp seed oil
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If Congress gets its way, you may never know that the steak you just bought was raised in Chernobyl, fattened up with rice grown near Fukushima, drank East River tap water, and slaughtered in an abandoned lead smelter just outside Gary, Indiana
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Witness who drew this "suspect sketch" should know not to quit their day job to become an artist
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Thu December 17, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that Fark is right on the money with this headline: "Missouri lawmaker introduces bill to strip college athletes of scholarships if they go on strike from jobs they don't get paid for"
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(NewsAdvance)
 
 
 
If spending eight hours walking counterclockwise around the oldest traffic circle in Virginia while wearing earbuds playing Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time" isn't performance art, then I don't know what is
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
No one in the South will have a problem with changing name of Old Dixie Highway. Especially since they're changing it to President Barack Obama Highway
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this luxurious pampering
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Government Warning. Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous To Your Health
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(The Local)
 
 
 
There are limits to how far you can go to stop thieves. In general, anything that involves a mechanical digger probably falls into the 'too far' category
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
I shot the Sheriff.......wait, I"M THE SHERIFF
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ask yourself this: Do I really want to stick this up my butt? While you might say, "AW HELL NO," someone has said yes and someone else has created a database listing said items
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Husband accuses wife of cheating on him with a camel. Article does not state whether it was one hump or two
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you decorate your desserts for the holidays? Which recipe has it all, from looks to great taste?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Another Pharma Bro investment about to drop significantly in value
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Two dead after driver exercises second amendment rights at random cars on the interstate
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(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trophy
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Remember: the counterfeit money goes in the vagina, the real stuff goes in your anus
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Muslim men fired from airport job due to 'long beards' even though one insists it was nothing but hipster fashion. To be fair, that's an even better reason to fire them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Don't start. Ravi is in the engine." "What's that? Start and rev the engines? Okay"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
No, carnivores, vegetarians and their lettuce are not destroying the environment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2015 Headline of the Year contest, Round 2: March through May
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(Game Politics)
 
 
 
In a move that makes 1984 look like something a child came up with, China is implementing a system to make people enjoy being oppressed
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
If you're going to take part in a 'shop with a cop' program, you may want to refrain from shoplifting
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney bans princesses over 14
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Parrots use tools to make their puke more nutritious for mates. Waffle House immediately sues for copyright infringement
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jailed addict gives baby to another addict, who gives baby to police just before being arrested for being high in a Kroger bathroom. The circle of life
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In praise of one of moviedom's pencil-pushing guys who deals with a total psycho of a boss -- Admiral Piett from Star Wars. It's an older article but it checks out
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(Boston Standard (UK))
 
 
 
What did the Romans ever do for us? Roads, education..."discover" North America
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study finds US teens smoked, drank, used less drugs in 2015. Youth truly is wasted on the young
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Study reveals the best method of prevention against heroin overdoses. Their finding may shock you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just in time for Xmas, Beretta shows off new battle rifle with optional grenade launcher
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
If you are going to try and smuggle meth, you may want to think twice about making it look like it's cocaine
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(UPI)
 
 
 
12-year-old punk steals 89-year-old's car to add to his 20 arrests record in his quest to become the 'King of all f*cking Florida'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Chicago cop who murdered Laquan McDonald indicted on six counts of murder. They thought about going with sixteen, but that seemed excessive
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Potentially habitable super-Earth discovered orbiting star 14 light years from Earth
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(Google)
 
 
 
There's only one question as we mark Beethoven's 245th year: Great Google doodle or Greatest Google doodle?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Putin completes his transition into a super villain: Endorses Trump and suggests Sepp Blatter for a Nobel Peace Prize
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
They wanted to rent a dam boat but the dam man told them they could not rent a dam boat
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(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this lesson learned
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Spanish PM takes hit from the left. Specifically a left hook to the face compliments of 17-year-old during campaign stop
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Federal government to acquire Wu Tang album
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The Federal Reserve rate hike is great for everyone but minorities
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
We can put a man on the moon but we can't better engineer one of those kid-friendly shopping carts that look like a sports car, fire truck, or space shuttle
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Sometimes a goose has to lay down the law and adopt some sheep in order to keep the peace
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(Portland Tribune)
 
 
 
By George, I think we've found paint-huffer guy a girlfriend
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cuba and the U.S. resume unconstitutional tyranny. Thanks Obama
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
19 year old Providence man stole a car and slammed it into a police cruiser because he "just wanted to get out of Rhode Island". Dude, just walk in any direction for five minutes
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Study finds the medical community has more men with mustaches than women with mustaches
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(Vice)
 
 
 
As the rainforests die out, the frontier of drug discovery shifts northwards to the boreal forests of Canada. And to your pancakes
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
General Mills: We have new sodium standards. Don't call us a cereal killer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
IKEA forced to deny they are selling Swastika-shaped table named Hadølf
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 554: "Still Life 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 16, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Well, we'll bridge that cross when we get to it"
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a.... shoe?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
OH YEAH (w/ vid)
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Man's truck, dog found after being reported stolen. Owner now fears if his wife returns he'll never realize his dream of becoming a country/western songwriter
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
No, no, no, no, HELL NO, no, no
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
From the "nothing to see here, citizen. move along" files: LAPD finishes investigating all complaints of racial profiling against them, finds no wrongdoing in any of the 1356 cases
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Group wants to reinstate Bible references in school's production of 'Charlie Brown Christmas.' Good grief
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Hoosier alcoholics rejoice: Under a change in state law, Indiana residents will be able to purchase wine, beer or other alcoholic beverages on Christmas Day for the first time in decades
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"As a female photographer, I would never promote abuse or degradation of women. I merely published this photo of a wife and two young girls bound and gagged by their husband and brother because it's funny"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Remember when we said someone stole $10 million in diamonds from our store? Yeah, our bad. We found them in the trash'
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unfazed kid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
LASD: "So I guess we've been shooting our guns on accident a lot lately"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Was she or wasn't she? Only her hairdresser knew for sure
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
FBI: So, yeah, about that ISIS pledge the San Bernardino shooters supposedly posted? Well that never happened
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Woman finds that the manager of a title loan store may not be a person of the highest moral character
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Have layaway at a Walmart? Some secret 'Santa B' may have paid $180,000 in layaway bills there
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
MBTA train driver's job runs away without him
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
PSA: Epstein's mother has entered the internet age
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
2nd Amendment enthusiast detained by police for protecting the 1st Amendment right to be contemptuous of waitstaff
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judge declares mistrial in Freddie Gray case. Apparently, it wasn't as clear as black and white
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
A department store spokesperson said police were sent to the home of woman who inquired about the purchase of ammo because they have a duty to report individuals considered suspicious, brown, or suspiciously brown
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Well, the good news is, the detective in charge of the sexual predator task force found one and shot him on sight
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to tell if you're talking to a psychopath. Courtesy of a psychopath
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(Statter 911)
 
 
 
It's the one U.S. city where when you see a fire truck in flames on the street, you shrug your shoulders and say "That's about right"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hey kids, the "lighting yourself on fire" Facebook challenge is bad, mkay?
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this married couple in Mongolia
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(CBC)
 
 
 
After utter failure of winter so far thanks to El Nino, Ontario's largest ski resort will reopen its summer activities this weekend. "Staff at Blue Mountain have already set up the mini golf course at the foot of the ski hill"
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
KKK says Muslims should "go back to where they came from." So, like Tampa?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fed finally raises interest rate. I don't know what this means, but celebrate or panic as you see fit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese fishermen destroying fishing grounds. If this wasn't from the BBC I'd swear it was from The Onion
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(CBC)
 
 
 
26-year-old Norwegian dreamer goes into the wild of Northwest Territories for six months, does not pull a Tim Treadwell, returns 45 pounds lighter and with all his limbs and marbles. "People aren't meant to be alone, I can vouch for that"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not News: Hackers know your credit card number and SSN. Holy shiat: Hackers know how much tupperware is on your wedding registry
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(Designboom)
 
 
 
Hail Skatan
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ann Arbor to have a daily 4PM showing of Bambi for a three month engagement
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Aquarium roof catches fire during Christmas party. News crews interview obvious arson suspect
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nuclear powered plane? It's more likely than you think
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
We usually have meatballs with our pasta (w/ pic)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher posting a screenshot showing an aerial view of the school you work at on Instagram, be sure and check it first
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Beltway closed because someone lost their marbles
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2015 Headline of the Year contest, Round 1: December through February
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man detained and questioned for being on his own porch holding a rifle and an assault thong
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(Rochester Post Bulletin)
 
 
 
News: Bank in Minnesota robbed. FARK: It was robbed a second time when reporters were there talking about the first robbery
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
His cats make yours look young, or how to raise cats to be 38 years old
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Unknown gunmen in Iraq kidnap 26 members of a Qatari hunting party including several members of the Qatari royal family. In other news, there are people who think that taking a hunting vacation to IRAQ just right now is a good idea
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
For the 100th time, if you're operating a Ferris wheel late at night, make sure all passengers are off before turning out the lights and going home
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The infamous "Affluenza" teen, who is currently on probation, has afflue-the-coop
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Secular divorce: Involves lawyers. Religious divorce: Involves a rabbi with a cattle prod. So, about the same amount of pain then
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UN Human Development Index has revealed the best country to live in. There's Norway the US is Oslo as eighth
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Flint, Michigan decides to switch to unleaded. Water, not gas
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The creepiest forest in the world is located in Romania and has everything from UFOs, ghosts and people going missing all the time - it would have even Hansel and Gretel looking for more white pebbles
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Do you hate people but still have to give them Christmas gifts? Here's the ultimate guide to hate gifting
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
There's a new poster woman for the crazy/hot scale
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's been a week, how has your novel come along? That children's book you're writing? What about that H.P. Lovecraft fan-fic? Give us an update, share an excerpt, regale us with tales of misery and woe. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia has its own version of bigfoot and, prepare to be shocked, it tries to kill you
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Although it's funny in the movies when a guy leaves the sick little girl he's babysitting in an unlocked car with the motor running parked in a casino parking lot while he goes inside to gamble, in real life it will get you arrested
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this circular bar fireplace
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently, the old 'he tripped and accidentally had sex with her' excuse actually works
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Edmonton judge senses disturbance in Vader case, a presence he's not felt since...
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
America's tallest man has America's shortest fuse
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
SC lawmaker introduces bill to make it harder to get it harder
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Homeless man arrested for living like the mole people
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Perriair
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(AmeriPublications)
 
 
 
What's worse than an international custody battle involving a 6 year old? An article that's apparently been written by another 6 year old
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Eat a dead man while lost at sea, that's a million dollar lawsuit
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Airlines have devised a solution for budget-minded travellers who think Economy class is too luxurious
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Tue December 15, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin is almighty and immortal, a mythical creature that has resided on our planet for hundreds, if not thousands of years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The newest thing that will kill your child?: Puffy coats
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'vbe been watching the GOP debate playhing a drinking game and I'm totes drunksies now and HI EVERYBODY
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Once-conjoined twins reunite. You're doing it wrong
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dude, if you're going to steal a 20-ton garbage truck and drive it 8 miles to go get a pack of smokes the least you can do is figure how to get it out of first gear
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lettuce is three times worse for the environment than juicy delicious smoked bacon. Suck it greens lovers, bacon still rules
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Whether or not you believe in climate change, Miami Beach has already begun to sink into the sea
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Virginia school district uses the phrase, "There is no God but Allah. Muhammad is the messenger of Allah" to teach its students calligraphy. WHAT? They're wasting time on calligraphy in school? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I hear you like central African republics. So I declared a central African republic in the Central African Republic so you can live in a republic in a republic
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(GMX)
 
 
 
Photoshop this professional toy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
200-year-old critically endangered giant salamander discovered by Chinese scientists, who described it as "extra value meal sized" and "incredibly tasty"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
This is the second grossest thing a mom can find in her son's dirty shorts
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A police officer reported to a judge to answer some questions...because he wasn't forceful enough in dealing with a suspect
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
That is exactly what a guy with 146 grams of meth would look like
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Muslims in Dearborn, MI organize march against ISIS, receiving praise from right-wing. Just kidding, they accused them of marching for ISIS
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
SUV crashes into hospital ER, injuring two. On the bright side--no ambulance charge
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"A woman called to complain that she was hypnotized twice while visiting the library." And other amusing police reports from Forest Grove, Oregon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There is no evidence that a Nazi train rumoured to be carrying gems and gold has been found in Poland. Of course, that's exactly what someone who had found such a train would want you to believe
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Salvation Army "bell ringer" busted for flashing what was under his red apron
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this intimidating trio
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
If you want to impress your girlfriend and make an entire city hate you, propose to her in the middle of the freeway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sex tours in Asia. New and Stupid: War tours in Syria
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
"Both he and his parents were advised several times it would really help us out if he wouldn't stand out there doing that"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Homan are you guys in trouble now
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Bro You looking for a truly rare ride? There are 8 Brough bikes about to hit the auction block, Bro
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's sweeps week on Storage Wars
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When stealing two big screen TVs, dropping both on your head may confound your getaway plans
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Interim provincial opposition leader says highly controlled, regulated, and monitored government outlet stores are not the right place to sell pot because of the imaginary children who frequent such outlets
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Drivers trying to merge into traffic onto Interstate 275 wonder if they're doing it wrong, what with a Yield sign on the on-ramp
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
So, you think you know what causes mass shooters to go on a killing spree then. Well, let's hear it from the horse's mouth then, shall we?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Everyone celebrates in their own way, sometimes wearing a French maid outfit and a dog collar and riding a bike to visit a prostitute. (With video goodness)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
UPS drivers are making deliveries in U-Haul trucks - and people are panicking and calling the police
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Someone in the L.A. school district isn't prepared for finals
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(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Got £26,366 burning a hole in your pocket? Rolls-Royce has made a cocktail hamper worth more than a BMW 3 Series
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(Time)
 
 
 
Son of a biatch
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Freddie Gray protester who was arrested for carrying a knife, looting, and escaping from police custody, and poking holes in a fire hose is facing Federal charges that would give him more jail time than the cops accused of killing Gray
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Faking a bomb threat to close down a school is so yesterday. These days you have to stab yourself and say it was a terrorist
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman asks internet to edit romantic holiday snap of her and her significant other. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hotel bill: In cash because the hotel declined your card. The satisfaction of knowing you proved your "point": $1 million bond; two felony counts of assault and battery; one count of malicious damage to property totalling over $1,000
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former gang members in New York are trying to keep the streets clear of gangs by employing what amounts to vigilante justice
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Security experts say that focusing on air travel leaves trains vulnerable to attack. Except for the fact that even the most radical suicidal terrorists aren't brave enough to travel on Amtrak
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How ignorant is your country? Take this handy quiz to find out just how big a stereotype the UK thinks you are. USA USA USA
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Static electricity + 55 gallon drum of Methanol = Barrel Rocket
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shameless imposter
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Pastor accidentally shot during gun safety course
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Why won't Muslims speak against terrorism?? Really? 1.5 million signed a document against it? But words are meaningless, we want ACTION...what? Oh...ok"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bowe Bergdahl said he deserted to get the attention of general officers. Well, looks like he did
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How nature says, "Do not touch"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's not a matter of if you'll lose your hair, it's a matter of wen
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"God would not go around with pants down." Therefore, two high school kids are in jail
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
One suspect caught in theft of nearly $22,000 in energy drinks. Other suspect is at large, expected to be shaking uncontrollably with shirt over head and asking about "TP for my bunghole"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Houston area plumber to sue Ford dealership after they sold his truck to ISIS without taking off his name or phone number
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After 195 countries ratify landmark Paris Accord, and nearly two thirds of the American population support it, GOP presidential candidates have plenty to say about it, if you could only hear them over the deafening drone of a billion crickets
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Injured Army dog gets Purple Heart, deserves steak
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
DHS Office of Keeping Tabs on People Going To and From Syria has no idea who is going to and from Syria
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Mon December 14, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Well, where else would you expect to find a horse retirement home?
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Sixth graders in Keller, TX learning all about the cocaine trade. School really IS cool
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Someone's sleeping in MY bed and she's still here. Also she's carrying hundreds of dollars of stolen cosmetics and wearing my husband's pajamas and this is where the fairy tale goes full Florida
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
"Living in New York makes you racism-proof. Wait, is that a Mexican making my sushi?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Let the Klingon win
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(Some Nordstrom)
 
 
 
Photoshop this model
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby suing seven of the women who have accused him of sexual assault, saying they made up their stories to make money. Asked bout the other 44, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The last Indian king from the days of the Raj dies at 94 in poverty, but he was okay with that
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(Vice)
 
 
 
After three years, IKEA monkey is doing great but a little embarrassed by his "shearling coat" fashion phase
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
One thing you don't want to hear from your fellow passengers during a flight is that a part on the wing appears to be at an "irregular angle"
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
NASA Astronaut Job Application Advises That 'Frequent Travel May Be Required'
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
We're seeing a two month surge in illegal immigration. Officials asking for the whereabouts of José Canyusi
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Another shot fired in The War on Christmas
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Concealed-carry permit-holder arrested for revealing what he was concealing during an argument with an unarmed woman over a parking spot. No, this is not a euphemism. gun
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Every kid in America will be an outlaw by Christmas morning
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: There's an app for that
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"Nurofen did not set out to mislead consumers," claimed spokesperson, "we really thought people wanted to pay two to three times for the same drug"
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There's shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, slave-peeled shrimp, lemon shrimp... Wait, what?
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Send mail to someone you don't know for 60 straight years and in the U.S. you get a restraining order and maybe even arrested for stalking. In Britain, however, you get a personal thank you from the recipient. Who just happens to be the Queen
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Something else Canada can be proud of - they build the world's largest slip and slides
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Ah, German efficiency: when faced with a problem such as an armored cash truck, you find a solution, such as an anti-tank rocket
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Man who hid $330,000 in cash in washing machine charged with drug possession, weapons violation, money laundering
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(Newser)
 
 
 
WWJDUI
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Hardware store makes video where employees discuss the store, the products, and their sexual orientation
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How not to humblebrag: "My dad killed 20 people at a McDonald's"
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Ho ho hooooooooooo
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Google wants to try out its self-driving cars on the Brits first, Italy waaay later
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
ISIS begins a eugenics program, issues fatwa calling for mass extermination of children with genetic defects
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
If being born in a taxi weren't unusual enough, one Indian baby will now have to spend a lifetime explaining why he's named Uber
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(Brandon Sun)
 
 
 
Company shakes up fur industry by eliminating inhumane fur farms and making products exclusively from slow animals
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Universities can handle student protesters. But they can't handle alumni protesters, because alumni withhold their money
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Some people are excited about Christmas. Other people are apparently REALLY excited about Christmas
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(Newser)
 
 
 
U.S. Army permits first active-duty combat soldier since 1984 to wear a beard for religious reasons
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(Metro)
 
 
 
People who use swear words tend to have a larger vocabulary than the prissy, clean-mouthed, holier-than-though f*ckwits who act offended if you call them out for their shiat
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Yes using Arab looking foreign students to act as terrorists for your counter-terrorism drills on campus will not make you points with the international community, China
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The best way to interview people is via hiring committee. Because nothing puts a person at ease than staring across the table at three or four humorless members of management and an HR rep
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Peart goes Galt, 19-year old feels chipper, and and the sudden rise of car-breast collisions: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/6 - 12/12
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(NPR)
 
 
 
When was the last time recruiters got into a parking lot knife fight over the chance to hire you?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
HR regrets to inform you that this year's Christmas bonus won't be a choice between $35,000 or a $50,000 new car. Unfortunately there is no choice this year and the company is only able to provide $100,000 in cash to each of our employees
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman wounded after being stabbed at nudist colony. Police trying to figure out how the knife was smuggled in
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Woman: Wait, I send around explicit photos of my boyfriend cheating on me and suddenly I'M the sex offender?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young musician
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couches ready. Here are the ten most complained about ads of 2015
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
SAS sniper kills five ISIS jihadis with three bullets. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Want to see a woman on the $10 bill? You will have to wait until at least next year
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'Porch Pirates' are real, and they are out to get your Christmas booty
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Researchers discover cockroach poo contains chemical messages from microbes. I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, message in a butthole
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The back story to the climate deal in Paris
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian frigate helpfully fires on Turkish fishing vessel to keep it from colliding with it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Transgender jail deputy hangs up holster." Well, that seems like an insensitive way to put it
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
What happens when a fuel truck crashes into a train carrying hot asphalt?
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