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Sun November 29, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
William and Kate show new pictures of Princess Charlotte, who looks just like any other infant; a little Winston Churchill and a little cherub
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After being told that they cannot label products made outside the internationally recognized borders of their country as being "made in Israel", Israel issues a " no, fark EU" to Europe
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Chim-chimney, chim-chimney, chim-chim cheroo, bungling burglar gets roasted in flue ♫
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Bear No.399, remember that name for she will ever haunt you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Aldi ordered to pay a man $400,000 after he slipped. Fark: On a disabled sign painted on the ground outside the store
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Escaping your car crash should make you thankful you are alive. There is no need to risk your life to go back for your personal items
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(Fotonin)
 
 
 
Photoshop this noble tuber
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
If you've always wanted to own your own Hell's Angels clubhouse, this is your lucky day. Needs some TLC
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Today's fear mongering article: Wearing hair ties on your wrist can kill you
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Come for the vegan from the suburbs who decides to become a pig farmer, stay for the glowing pigs existential experience
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
George Barris' funeral procession was everything it was promised to be, right down to the plastic Marge Simpson figure. You have to do more than that to upstage a "Spanish gold" coffin complete with pinstripes and plastic fins, though
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(Photoshare.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this historical etching
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Archaeologists toiled and troubled, find where Shakespeare's cauldron bubbled
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Some people donate gold coins, some donate cars, and then there are the ones that donate live grenades
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(AOL)
 
 
 
You are at a restaurant and the kid in the next booth is screaming. You write a note thanking them for ruining your meal. Who gets asked to leave A) The couple with screaming child, B) Both tables, C) The note writer ?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Monster killer giant brussel sprouts the size of golf balls to attack England, bring the stench of elderberries along with their human killing gasses
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
"For three family members to receive consecutive offers of admission indicates how tremendously talented all three of them must be"
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(Guardian Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bait
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Awkward bathroom moments
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Obviously this kid didn't draw a firetruck that needed a shave. F
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazilian Santa Claus makes the naughty list after stealing a helicopter
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
This is why you never abruptly try to leave the log ride when it's in motion 30-feet above the ground. "He hit his head on every bar on the way down"
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Huge wall of tumbleweeds miss route to Pismo Beach, take left toin at Albuquerque. HASSAN CHOP
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Woman who entered Omaha zoo while intoxicated and got bitten by a tiger hit with new charges, including criminal mischief, which basically means she caused between $1,500 and $5,000 worth of damages to the zoo
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"I definitely feel for our landlord's family and what they are dealing with, but at the same time I have two children and myself to worry about long term. Where are we going to live?"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Air Force to defend the frontier against Xur and the ISIS armada
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(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Black Friday almost turns in to Burnt Friday after a Toys R Us store catches fire with shoppers inside
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times figures enough people have forgotten the '70s that they can run a fawning profile of Werner Erhard and nobody will collapse in howls of derisive laughter at the undiluted beads-n-baloney Californian hippy horseshiat on display
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKST/10PM PT)
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Cops seize saw after saw thieves seen
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Sat November 28, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Egypt now 90% sure that King Tut's tomb contains hidden chambers, Al Capone's vault
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman beholds the power of Bark
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(Komo)
 
 
 
"I've lived by the tracks my whole life, and I've never seen anyone get stuck like that before. We had a minute to get this old man off the tracks and hide between two trucks, and I turned around, and just boom! It was pretty crazy"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently at least one other person saw the videos Carly Fiorina was talking about
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Over 38% of Americans won't get flu vaccinations this year because they believe it will give them flu, just like polio vaccinations left them paralyzed
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rather fine find
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korean photoshoppers must have weekend off
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(Komo)
 
 
 
West Hempstead, NY debuts new house demolishing program for veterans who are in a hospital for surgery
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Post-Thanksgiving Birthday Bash at Arcadium in Lexington, tonight at 8pm
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(CBC)
 
 
 
This week's Great Canadian Moment is from Sudbury, Ontario, and involves two guy pals who freed a Bald Eagle from a trap. Warning: Photo is unbearably, adorably Canadian
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man and woman make it to safety after "somehow" falling into Lake Michigan
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop tennis match: French teepee edition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield meets Randall Munroe of XKCD. No, this is not a nerdy argument about who wins. And no, Randall Munroe does not look like you think he looks
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
This woman was dying, and decided she would die in the luncheonette she ran for 36 years
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
If you're at a gun range, you think you'd know standing directly behind a target is quite possibly the worst idea ever
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(KMTR Eugene)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue owl from being tangled in a fishing line, which may be the only thing you read about big hooters today
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Here's a closer look at the terrorist who killed three and wounded nine at the Colorado Planned Parenthood
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Leftover turkey recipe thread: GO
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
One man actually found something a LifeLock account is useful for: cyberstalking his ex-wife
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Cannabis infused coffee is now out on the market. Perfect for anyone who likes to wake and bake
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian Christmas tree sets record with having 518,838 lights, just as many hours trying to untangle the darn lights
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what was really going on inside that whiskey barrel? Here comes the intoxicating science
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news, carnivores: beef prices dropping as fatter cattle head to market. As for you vegetarians, continue to graze away to your hearts content
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If cartoons were real
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man with a history of filing baseless complaints has his "utterly frivolous" lawsuit claiming that USA Today ruined his illegal jailhouse gambling operation by deciding to stop publishing Las Vegas betting odds thrown out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman saves paralyzed dog from being put down, is able to nurse it back to health and mobility with physical therapy, promises of steaks
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby red pandas born at Philadelphia Zoo, in which they were named Betsy and Benjamin in honor of the two famous historical figures
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(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
A mother and her 4 kids were able to spend Thanksgiving with Tabitha - the beloved cat they had to leave behind when fleeing from domestic abuse - thanks to the generosity of total strangers. Welcome to a rather dusty Caturday
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"About two or three seconds later, this is the sad part, the lady ran out with her hand like this saying 'here go the rest of his face'"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Selling yourself for the price of a sandwich isn't normal, but in Greece it is. Gyros: not even once
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
"That's pretty dirty when someone robs you on Thanksgiving day," he said. "That's a new low. That's kind of like robbing from the offering plate. Above and beyond that I just hope we get the trees sold so we can raise the money for the kids"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Daughter moves her wedding to the hospital room where her terminally ill father is. Is it dusty in here or what?
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Trump offers apology to disabled reporter he mocked. Oh wait... demands apology from disabled reporter he mocked
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over as a rare bust of Abraham Lincoln that went missing has been recovered
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
The number of squid commercial fishermen are catching off the California coast is down this year. Thanks, El Nino
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
Puppy eats 10 batteries. Energizer considering using him as a replacement for that damn bunny
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? Trucker steals 40,000 pounds of meat
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(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Your jailed son dies after being restrained on the ground by officers for up to 11 minutes despite saying he couldn't breathe? You bet that's a lawsuit
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
People are upset that Reese's annual Christmas Tree peanut butter treats look less like trees and more like...well, indistinguishable brown globs
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Judge says that Yelp doesn't manipulate reviews. Obviously this means Yelp's goons got to him
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(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Good: Montana finally makes the top of a list. Bad: The worst drivers list
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American businessman bumps into a group of 400 soldiers in the airport on a layover eating MREs so he tells them each to buy up $50 of food in any of the restaurants on his credit card. Tag is for all parties involved
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Here's the problem: Police believe pointing a gun at someone "de-escalates" tense situations. I wonder if the same logic applies when people point guns at them?
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Fri November 27, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your Black Friday edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Looks like we got us a good old fashioned Holy War going on. This could get interesting
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(York Press, UK)
 
 
 
Officers across six police force areas were involved in dawn raids today, arresting seven people and seizing two submachine guns, a pistol and ammunition. Skulls from the desecrated graves are still missing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
United Arab Emirates deploys secret Colombian mercenary army to Yemen to fight proxy war against Iran. Wait, what?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The deadly "kissing bug" has made its way to Florida. That's going to be one unfortunate cooties outbreak
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Man fails to save water park after neglecting to assemble a ragtag group of youths for a dance competition or baseball game
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan apparently being invaded by vampires as they discover more than a dozen boats floating off their coast with only corpses aboard
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How to train your dog to catch lobsters. Give that hound some surf and turf
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(The Local)
 
 
 
How do you say "He needed killin'" in Spanish? Spanish court hands down a suspended sentence to a British ex-pat who punched a man to death after noticing the man, who turned out to be a convicted pedophile, surreptitiously filming his daughter
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Your older brother was looking out for your health when he sold you schwag
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cranberry harvest
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Mississippi + Waffle House + argument over smoking + handgun = mugshot
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
When you're a state employee you probably shouldn't submit an expense report for all that time spent commuting to and from hair and nail salons
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A twist in the market that nobody expected leads to a sudden increase in the demand for snow tires. In Ontario
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(i24 News)
 
 
 
Here she is, Miss Holocaust Survivor
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
SC court rules felon, who illegally possessed a gun and was beating his wife, was right to kill his brother-in-law for trying to stop the abuse
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish police: just in case a terrorist or two treis a holiday here this yër, could we be armed with something more potent than a can of surströmming?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely surfer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Residents of the Marshall Islands are faced with a choice of staying where they are and watch rising sea levels submerge their homes, or fleeing to Arkansas to make a new life. So, really, no good answer either way
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(The Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Bacon factory badly damaged in fire. Fire investigators say the blaze was accidental, smelled delicious
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The rise of the Black Friday backlash
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(Denver Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter at Planned Parenthood in Colorado Springs. At least one officer shot
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man who crashed while fleeing police Thanksgiving morning gets ultimate wish, escapes from patrol car - while wearing handcuffs - in time to make it home to dinner with his family
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"Anytime you can say you have a grandma who's 102 years old and showing you how to hit a wiffle ball in the backyard, it's pretty special. So having her down here has been awesome"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
When he opened the sixth seal, I looked, and behold, there was a great earthquake, and the sun became black as sackcloth, the full moon became like blood, and I saw that a pie was baked into a cake and called piecaken
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Catholics say it is not OK to parade a giant plastic vagina through the streets. That honour is reserved for Virgins only
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Shine On You Crazy 'Diamond Problem of Multiple Inheritance' Solver
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and common: A few exotic plants in your living room. New and innovative: A waterfall and running creek in your living room
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Here's a nice look at all of the brawls that have broken out between bargain hunting Black Friday shoppers, including video of a massive fight that broke out in a Kentucky mall
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(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
You see a Muslim walking down the street towards a local mosque with headphones on. Do you: C.) Shove him to the ground while screaming that ISIS is sending him secret messages?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Boss of United Arab Emirates stocks up on American guns and planes to protect Dubai and Abu Dhabi from ISIS, Islamists and Iran. "The U.A.E. couldn't afford to just sit there and pretend to be Switzerland and have the whole region burn down"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To make it clear, the turkey's name that President Barack Obama pardoned is pronounced Abe, not Ah-bay
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Portland high school cancels the school's winter dance over fears of a Patrick Swayze movie breaking out
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
In other news, when internet celebrities retire, websites that played heavily on their humor tend to hold a farewell thread in that person's honor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two Connecticut moms are breast of friends, feed each other's children
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this delivery center
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The good news is that front page article about how you're working 80-hours a week at two different Subways just to feed your family really touched a lot of people. The bad news is Subway just fired you from one of those jobs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Study finds that one in three have seen their neighbors naked. The other two are busy counting their blessings
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fearing the corrupting influence of the outside world, polygamist church leaders were able to block the establishment of a public library in southern Utah, until now. Up next: free Internet access followed by the discovery of Fark.com
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man goes rock climbing without gear, gets stuck but is able to call 911 and hang on until rescuers arrived. The real amazing feat is he got cellphone reception in a canyon
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's not newsworthy when a customer gets a very large unexpected bill. It IS newsworthy when the bill is $1.4 trillion
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Beep your bus horn at me for walking too slowly across the road? That's me laying down in front of your bus in protest
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when a party crasher unexpectedly ruins your Thanksgiving dinner? Yeah, it even happens to U.S presidents
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Family earning over $1 million living in NYC public housing. "They should move them out," said Carmen Santiago, a building resident, whose whereabouts, as usual, remain unknown
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
ISIS page hacked, replaced with Viagra ad. Anonymous group hopes Islamic State will rise up and take notice
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(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Water conservation in green buildings leads to higher health risks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Central African Republic rebels have found 13 people who weigh the same as a duck
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Twas the day before Thanksgiving, when all through the house, the roaches were stirring, while naked mom was passed out drunk on the couch
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Every time I drive by Walmart, I think of my son who was working on Black Friday in 2008 and was trampled to death by a horde of frenzied shoppers." No word why the parents don't take an alternate route
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's 2015, we have the internet, we have freakin' Google, and still some people have no idea what Black Friday is... Bless them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mississippi man kills his father, injures his mother because they didn't bring him back any fast food
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother who left newborn baby in NYC manger won't face charges, though authorities still unclear if she ever came to her census
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
2 Deer, One Bullet
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Halifax scuba diver finds a beer bottle that predates Canada and still has beer inside. Plans to put it in the toilet
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The most disgusting thing you can do with your Thanksgiving leftovers: make Thanksgiving Leftover Pizza
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Massachusetts officer facing decades in prison for reporting a hoax shooting decides to kill himself instead of facing justice
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Des Moines police hunting for teenage girl who assaulted a police officer...with a snowball
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Thu November 26, 2015
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
The Thanksgiving turkey isn't even cold yet but we already have our first Christmas Tree theft
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
"Regardless of what anyone thinks about the conditions of carriage, they are there in the interests of our passengers' safety and to react in such a violent way because you've been told you can't take a bike on board defies belief"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you get arrested in a prostitution sting at a Home Depot parking lot
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this creature of the deep
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Michael Dukakis really likes turkey. Fark: And wants you to send him your turkey bones
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Childless couples are just as happy if not happier than couples with children
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: That's just plain wrong
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Model spends $120,000 on 15 surgeries in her quest for a 14-inch waist so she can look like a cartoon character - though it's hard to know what drew her that way
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hold the cranberries, folks. Looks like we've all been doing Thanksgiving wrong for the last 400 years
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Walk right in it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track, you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Researchers at Oxford University claim to have found the ten funniest jokes ever. You decide
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tiger spins big wheel where 999 times out of 1,000 the needle lands on "eat the goat," but not this time
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This Thanksgiving, do everyone a favor and keep pictures of your food off Instagram
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(About.com)
 
 
 
It's Thanksgiving, the day for hysterical cooking mishaps, family grudges, and even loneliness if you're far from friends or family. Pop on in and share your best stories
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Be a decent human being and don't shop on Thanksgiving
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Where's your wife?" the officer asked. "I don't have one." "Come on mate, what have you done to her?" "It was a spider, a really big one." "What about the woman screaming?" "Yeah sorry, that was me. I really, really hate spiders"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Which dog breed will win the Best of Show? What is your favorite dog breed? Will you even bother to watch? Here is your 2015 National Dog Show thread, 12 Noon ET, NBC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who posted murder pics of his wife on Facebook has brought her killer to justice
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe installing 74 statues on a windblown Alaskan beach and only anchoring them with rebar stakes wasn't such a good idea
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever see a beach swallowed by a sinkhole?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Very rare Francois' Langur born at Sydney zoo. Yes, there are pictures of the ugly-arsed critter. No, it isn't a Chazwozzer
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(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
People with more money than sense open and drink the world's oldest Cognac bottle - dating back to 1762
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
He pulls an electric stapler, you pull a computer monitor. They send in another clerk to start punching you, you knock out a security guard. That's the San Francisco DMV way
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man who broke into asylum and stole human brains to sell on Ebay for Halloween is identified only as "Abby something"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Have a year off and need something to do? Bring your passport and take the ultimate trip - A $75,000, 365-day, 34 country travel adventure. Planes, trains, automobiles, and more
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime video to start offering major TV and movie channels. Suck it, cable companies
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bridge that never ends
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(Herald Times Reporter)
 
 
 
And because it's a slow news week here are the weirdest town names in Wisconsin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pumpkin pie: You're doing it wrong
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(GuideLive)
 
 
 
It's time now for "What? Nobody asked for this." In today's episode: Beer flavored whiskey
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Florida man learns that eggs and potatoes don't always go over well with bacon
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"A large, modern technologically advanced desalination project...is not financeable without a secure, financially viable customer for the water" - says the water authority for: (a) Anchorage (b) Portland (c) San Diego
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
You know a match is made in heaven when your girlfriend is a match for a kidney donation
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Police in Western Canada are engaging in rap battles with each other on social media and it's awesome
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's a group of words making a sentence you probably didn't think you'd ever read: Pillow fights have been banned at West Point because of too many injuries
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Convenience store manager arrested for stabbing and murdering his own clerk, who really wasn't even supposed to be here today
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(Newser)
 
 
 
This is the gritty reboot of "Wedding Crashers" we've been waiting for
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Happy 90th birthday, Los Angeles subway - home of the Lizard People
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Blind woman with multiple personalities can see when she's a teenage boy, but not when she's a young girl hiding from the Nazis in an Amsterdam attic
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NYPD evacuates Port Authority bus terminal after report of supiciously clean and fully-functional bathroom
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, turkeys can fly from coops to troops after jumping through hoops
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(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
Moran seeks to reduce state's already low college tuition
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That Doctors Without Borders bombing? Yeah, it was due to "avoidable human error"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German teacher fined $1,000 for painting over perfectly good swastikas near his school
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"A Delta team began working with the FBI Joint Terrorism Task Forces. With assistance from Lockheed Martin we created a map to track the caravan movements and approximate participants," Just a typical day at Walmart headquarters
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving. The latest outrage is here. Again
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 551: "Giving Thanks" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 25, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Ancient mastodon dung helps scientists discover early humans helped save Thanksgiving dinner"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Members of cultish church charged with murder. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Nothing says positive role model like hitting your 9-year-old son so hard that it broke capillaries in his face
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(Kinja)
 
 
 
How to talk to your family on Thanksgiving about how to talk to your family on Thanksgiving
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News says the release of the Laquan McDonald tape and the boy's murder is a "devastating situation." For the police officer who killed him
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Subby has no words for Shanghai's latest attempt at a Guinness world record for facial masks. No words ...although some old Al Jolson song rings a bell
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Cheese heist ends in truck rollover, three arrests. The suspects are Wallace, Gromit and a yet to be identified chicken
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Boffins say a cold beer a day after work can help keep the grim reaper away
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this striking snapshot
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Lawyer is ordered to tell future clients he is a crook, cheat, thief and liar... Or he could just say he's a lawyer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hungarian police arrest WW2 reenactor/amateur archaeologist for terrorism after finding him with 70 year old ammunition and explosives in his car
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Airline passenger jailed for 11 months after unleashing racial abuse on fellow flyers, biting a policeman, rubbing wine on his genitals and making lewd gestures to an air hostess during a drunken rampage. This gives someone, somewhere a bingo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Singapore reduces its publication bans from 257 to 17. Not so fast, Jehovah's Witnesses
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(The Local)
 
 
 
This story is just like a Disney fairy tale - or it would be if Disney films had Eastern European beggars, potty-mouthed Swedish people and single moms with six kids
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
While most people use the holiday period to celebrate, it's also been revealed as the biggest time for marriages to go into meltdown. 'Tis the season for break-ups
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Surrogate Mother to man who hired her: great news, I am having triplets. Man: well Look, I ordered just the one, soooo, yeah, I'm gonna need you to just go ahead and "get rid" of the others, mmkay?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sad: having breast cancer and needing a mastectomy. No, seriously, fark you cancer, fark you right in the eye: When you are 8 years old
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day: "Condom challenge: teens invent a new way to potentially maim themselves online"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Woman horrified to learn she's been sleeping with a scorpion for three months. On the bright side, at least it wasn't a Whitesnake or a Judas Priest
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia to use drones to protect swimmers from sharks, which seems a bit overkill as Hellfire missiles are pretty powerful
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
PSA: if you scored lower than 150 on the LSAT, you shouldn't be going to law school, because you won't pass the bar exam. Then again, if you scored lower than 150 on the LSAT, you probably can't read this
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. But not this time. This time you eat the bear
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Slow cooking just got extreme this Thanksgiving. Introducing perpetual stew
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA approves more autism in future flu-shots
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this express
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Linda Harvey says anti-LGBT activists like herself are boycotting so many places, good heavens, they can't find anywhere to shop
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Archaeologists at Galilee find the world's oldest fava seeds, also some liver and a nice chianti
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dogs have no concept of personal space as these pictures, humping your leg, prove
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
According to Google, the people who camp out in front of stores for Black Friday may be on to something
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Remember those UCF students that make free bionic arms for kids? They aren't stopping. This time it's free bionic wheel chairs for quadriplegic veterans
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Spain to send seven hundred Spanish language teachers to America, as we apparently don't have anyone over here who speaks Spanish
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Since today has been such a slow news day, here's a story about a kitten delivery service
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(Today)
 
 
 
If I had $20 for ratchet straps, I probably wouldn't have a mattress on top of my car
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Firefighters: The sex shop is burning down. Customer: Go away, batin'
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sleigh bells ring are you listening? In the lane snow is glistening. A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight - lighting up green women's underwear
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(Albany Daily Star)
 
 
 
Scientists locate the place in the brain where happiness exists. Apparently it is right next to the spot that knows how to do an unrestricted Google Image Search
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Hate visiting your family over the holidays? You can pay this guy to come ruin your Thanksgiving and never receive an invitation again
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pardoning the turkey: the bane of all presidents
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boston man arrested for posing as Harvard-educated lawyer, stealing clients' money making him indistinguishable from any other lawyer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After one of its aircraft was shot down by Turkey yesterday, Russia announces it is deploying anti-aircraft missile systems in Syria, which is kinda weird since ISIS doesn't really have an air force so what would... oh... uh-oh
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Just in case the apocalypse should ever happen
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Artist writes 'paedo' in stolen communion wafers. Catholics furious. Everyone else mostly amused
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Anonymous Rick-rolls ISIS, trying to prove they are more inhumane
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
100 years ago today Albert Einstein published his theory of general relativity. Not e=mc2, the other one about gravity. So here's David Tennant to explain it
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
JFK: I want to go to Mars. Engineers: It's too far, we can go to the moon though? JFK: Yeah go on then
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you are driving on I-91 this weekend. Slow down. There are pigs everywhere. Also, there may be a rampedup holiday police presence
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Everyone loves those traditional holiday dishes: roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, ham and banana casserole, pumpkin pie...wait, back up a minute there. WTF?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
New program allows Pussy Von Fluffy-Wuffy to visit you in the hospital - and it ain't even Caturday
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Remember kids - when a headline ends with a question mark the answer is "no"
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Drank a little too much last night and don't want to go to work? DO NOT pay a friend to call in an ISIS bomb threat
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Teen runs a full marathon. Accidentally
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this icehole
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Phuc Dat Bich admit hoax and claims he's just a Joe Carr
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
A 12-month investigation leads to a raid that leads to $15,000 in product being seized. The product? Sea snails and sea urchin
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Military base automatic gate guards: Keeps terrorists out; escaping criminals in
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Idiotic new research by some dumbasses shows that rude behavior spreads like a disease
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Genius has his friends film him throwing himself onto police cruiser, then posts the video online. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
Two VA employees, demoted for abusing VA policies so they could collect hundreds of thousands of dollars in relocation money, are being transferred, allowing them to collect relocation money
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What would you do if you found a huge 3.5 carat diamond ring and had no idea who it belonged to? Well an honest man would start a Facebook campaign to track down the owner (w/pic of diamond and a very hairy woman's ring finger)
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
A 23-year-old woman decides to celebrate her probation by throwing a party at a local hotel with drugs, alcohol, and six underage teenagers. She'll get to try again in a few more years
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Self writing headline: Alberta's nipple exposure laws received some tweaking Monday
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"You don't get to pull your gun out because you're a coward and shoot someone because they moved." In Texas, this is what progress looks like
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman moving out of her boyfriend's apartment decides to shoot him one last time
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
YESS, United States saved
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Go be fat on someone else's airplane
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Are you sure Fiat is sitting on an unaired Charlie Sheen TV commercial? Positive
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is always do a test patch before using that dye on your hair
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man dies from movie cliche
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
If you just "found" a field dressed six-point buck, the Ohio Division of Wildlife would like a word with you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Kentucky restores voting privileges to 140,000 non-violent felons, all of whom would have voted for Drew
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Roofer steals floor, will be confined to four walls
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Tue November 24, 2015
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Bomb squad called in after object attached to parachute falls from sky and hits car. Authorities: It's just part of a weather balloon, nothing to see here, move it along people, pay no attention to those alien corpses
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wandering around the airport aimlessly is not usually a problem. However, when you reach the tarmac, it is a BIG problem
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
High school teacher arraigned for battery, held in D cell
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man who judges others based on their appearance angry at being judged based on his appearance
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Man who went on various news outlets and claimed he was a victim of Islamaphobia arrested in Turkey for trying to join ISIS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teenage Australian girl beaten to death for no longer wanting to be Mrs. Daesh
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea flushes its #2
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia has now lost a chopper trying to rescue the crew of the plane they lost
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A study of white Americans shows they long for the 1950s when they "didn't face so much discrimination"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman sues government for release of shooting footage. Fark: JFK footage
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Fan kicked out of a college football game sends the police department 20 dozen donuts. Delicious, tasty, wonderful ... wait, is that coconut on the donuts? ARREST HIM
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Newborn baby found abandoned in nativity scene at NY church. Jesus Christ
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Some people just like to watch the world burn, some like to put ketchup all over their chips rather than on the side. These people are animals
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Mass transit is for poor people, according to transit officials
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Breaking: Police dashcam video of shooting of Laquan McDonald released. Warning: graphic content
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this adorableness
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(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
News: Weirdo steals 90 pairs of underwear. Fark: Someone has 90 pairs of underwear to steal
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(Albany Daily Star)
 
 
 
Rarely seen, exquisite sea creatures called blue sea dragons wash ashore in Australia. Sadly they are tiny, almost invisible in the water and, this being Australia, deadly poisonous
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
One of Vegas' oldest golf courses is for sale, but if you buy it, maybe if you know what's good for you, you don't get all nosy and do much digging in the sand traps, capice?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
This is great news for those of us still harboring a major crush on Marion Ravenwood
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
After decades of neglect, California roads are finally rising up in protest
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man visiting DC for drug policy reform conference found naked in a flower bed, high on bath salts
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Justice investigating Comcast. Results to be made public in six weeks between the hours of 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Make sure Billy and Sally register any toy airplanes Santa brings, as the FAA is pushing new drone regulations just in time for Christmas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This country is so fun, its citizens try not to take fun too seriously because then it becomes work. And when work's not fun, they quit their jobs
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
PhDs in maple syrup or moose production quotas not worth the birch bark they're printed on
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Facing a deranged attacker or jumping into a car filled with clowns is one of life's harder choices
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Drunk driver makes things easy for arresting officers by crashing into their police box
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman and her planters
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police officer charged with first degree murder. Apparently you can't keep shooting someone in a fetal position anymore
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gawker is reporting about the Wall Street Journal calling out a mistake made by Buzzfeed regarding a mistake made by The New York Times. The circle of life is complete
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
No honey - I'm not checking out the hot meteorologists - I'm...uhhhh...fact checking this article about a stretch pencil sheath tunic (w/ pics)
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Hostage situation reported in northern French town of Roubaix near Belgium (update: appears to not be related to terrorism)
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Mask wearing man arrested after NOT robbing store
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC commission takes a crack at how to honor Marion Barry
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Apparently one testicle costs $386,000
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Christmas couldn't get any cheesier....Traditional Nativity scene made from 40kg of Cheddar cheese
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
According to this guy, ISIS isn't the Assassins. But isn't that what the Assassins would want you to think?
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(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Industry-funded studies almost always end up with results that favor the sponsor's interest, writes Marion Nestle, NYU professor of nutrition, food studies and delicious chocolate
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
When stealing the vodka to make your Bloody Mary, don't forget the Cayenne dash at the end to give it some excitement
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Dislike bridges? Own your own portable, inflatable ferry
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Knapic resorted to the use of a black light while inspecting the home"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Washington DC police chief: If you're in a situation where you can take out a mass shooter, you should try to do so. Citizens: Awesome, so you're going to start approving gun permits now? Police chief: Whoa, whoa, let's not get crazy here
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It's the annual AAA gas prices Thanksgiving story, only this year with a twist: U.S. drivers are paying record lows this holiday weekend. Oh, and there's going to be a lot of traffic this weekend as well, just in case you didn't know
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Jessica Jones is our first identifiably post-Gamergate thriller." Wait, it's about ethics in video game journalism?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Neil DeGrasse Tyson explains the "scientific" reasons for having a threesome in micro gravity
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
"Oh my. No, turn left. Oh, we're doomed, Artoo." Yes, that's right; the newest voice for the Waze direction app, meaning you can listen to the spastic robot try to tell you how to drive
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
It takes me about five seconds to peel each sticker off. Bastard
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's true that pies aren't strictly forbidden by the TSA in carry-on bags (cranberry sauce is subject to the 3-ounce rule), but they may require extra screening, slowing security lines
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Airports will now place alcoholic drinks in plain, brown bags to prevent drunken passengers from disrupting flights
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what else is on the grill
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Foot doctor accused of hiding camera in employee bathroom, although you'd think a foot doctor would just be able to hide himself in the corner
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(New Europe)
 
 
 
Russian pilot killed while parachuting to the ground; Russia's standoff with Turkey escalates
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Holiday safety tip: When making Christmas wreaths festive with aerosol sprays, don't be smoking at the same time
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Someone in the marketing department at Amazon is sooooooo fired
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Protesters outside Minneapolis precinct shot by gunmen in bulletproof vests. UPDATE: Arrests have been made
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Boob reports Bubbes for gambling, cops respond by breaking up their mahjong game
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(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Butt dials jamming San Francisco 911 call center
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, airfares are about to drop in time for Thanksgiving travel
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
French fries may be healthier for you than salad, according to a dietitian who is a proud graduate of Fark University
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman learns that when it comes to trying to poison your husband, spelling counts
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Turkey shoots down Russian warplane. Thanksgiving in doubt
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you live in the Atlanta area, you better head to a farm or befriend a crossbow-wielding redneck
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russia has destroyed more ISIS targets in two days than anyone has in two years
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Famous chocolate maker found to be using slavery in its worldwide operations. Doopity doo
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(WTVM Columbus)
 
 
 
Georgia man named Miller steals Coors Light truck; runs himself over during escape
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Mon November 23, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Farksgiving in Farkistan
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Wait, you're *microwaving* your butter to soften it? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What celebrities would look like if they were normal people (LGT classic examples)
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(WGEM Quincy)
 
 
 
High school football game was winner-take-all: cash, cell phones, headphones, etc
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Great Heist Movie Names: The Brink's Job, The Italian Job, The Great Train Robbery. Not a great heist movie title: The Absurd Plot with the Digger
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
The 10 most embarrassing Arizonans; Subby failed to make the list, again
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(The Lost Ogle)
 
 
 
Would you rather go by 'Joe Exotic - Tiger King', or 'The Tiger King, Joe Exotic'? Either way this guy is the hottest exotic animal park owner in all of Wynnewood, Oklahoma. Oh yeah, and a woman almost lost her arm
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Last year cops took more property from Americans than burglars did
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(io9)
 
 
 
Ten facts about your Thanksgiving dinner that are as weird as your uncle
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
Woman follows internet "life hack," burns down kitchen
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(Estately)
 
 
 
Map shows where you're most likely to get your ass whipped during a Black Friday sale
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Piece of preserved wedding cake found 100 years after wedding. Tastes like an Entenmann's
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas clock kid parents have re-set their clocks to civil litigation time
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(The Local)
 
 
 
*Recalculating* *Recalculating* *Sending the dog sled*
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Would-be robber dressed as Darth Vader stopped with a bottle of Blue Cheese upside the helmet
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Now Putin's done it: Russian court bans Church of Scientology
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Northern Virginia, on having not one, not two, but THREE of the 50 worst traffic bottlenecks in America
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this piggyback ride in Tibet
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Protip: Never tell a stripper she needs to go to the gym and lose some weight
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Phuc Dat Bich thanks you for your support
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
University of Maine builds $13 million bathtub to play with toy boats
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Research finds that one fifth of young adults think fish fingers actually are the fingers of fish. Creationists outraged
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not really news: Taking down a 15 point buck. Fark News: Taking down a 15 point buck in one throw with an atlatl
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts of America under pressure to admit girls, in spite of the organizations' 100 years of history of avoiding cooties
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(The Local)
 
 
 
New evidence suggests that Christopher Columbus did not bring syphilis to Europe, so if your Niña or your Pinta hurts, don't blame the Santa Maria
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So who may be the most pacifist extremists in Russia? How about Jehovah's Witnesses?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Michelangelo's Tuscan villa for sale. Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael inconsolable
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Hey man, can I borrow your air-horn?
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh woman loses over $15,000 sending money to claim bogus sweepstakes prizes. Nigerian princes are always trustworthy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
ISIS fighters in Raqqa see a Mirage, Estr Ni Eacep, and Korean military service is on fleek, son. A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/15 - 11/21
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
ISIS magazine calls for Canadian radicals to rise up. Canadian radicals reply forget it, hockey season started, eh?
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