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Sun November 22, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian submarine spotted off of Scotland. Maybe. The British aren't sure because they no longer have any sub-finding aircraft and have to ask the Canadians to look for them
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(Medium)
 
 
 
This is an outrage
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(AP)
 
 
 
At least ten people wounded at New Orleans park in apparent shootout
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(myAJC)
 
 
 
One-time mole still hasn't been paid by the city he undermined. Some people
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish King calls for bathtub ban after realizing that the environmental cost may land him in hot water
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
It's official. By 2020 New Yorkers will become mole people
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Yolk is on college student who got busted for egging buildings and rail lines from condo balcony. "The man was quoted by police as saying he was stressed out from continuously failing at job hunting"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
CEO's plan for when the economy turns sour: Hide millions in gold in a bunker, along with emergency food kits
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop whatever it is that's going on here
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
"The bicycle theme includes core beers like the Rickshaw Rye IPA or seasonals like the Holy Spokes smoked porter, a beer inspired by Mexican mole sauce." Mole people trifecta in play
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Woman gets revenge on her cheating husband by selling the house while he's away
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Sometimes 11 bedrooms, 17 bathrooms, and a bowling alley just aren't enough
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The mole people are attacking Manchester again
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
After fifty two years, John F. Kennedy is still dead
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(New Europe)
 
 
 
Belgium PM: Threat level stays at 4/4 in Brussels, Schools, Universities and the Subway will be all closed tomorrow
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy couple
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Menus of the 1850s. Why the hell don't we have Breakfast Wine? So much for progress
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman named Maura goes to the city to prevent landlord from turning building's laundry room into a public use laundromat. Fark: Landlord installs mounted sign over laundromat's door reading, "Maura's Laundry"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cheating accusations mar Zimbabwe's Mister Ugly competition, winner "too handsome" to win
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Behind on your taxes? You could lose your passport. Thanks, Obama
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you live in Phoenix and are convinced the military is buzzing your home with low-flying helicopters, for once you're not just being paranoid
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts family celebrates National Adoption Day by adopting four children. Angelina Jolie seen lurking in the shadows, taking notes
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Landslide in Myanmar leaves 60 dead and 100 missing
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Sit down children, today we will revise what turkey day is about ...again
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
That's not a knife. This is a knife
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Organ donation is one of the greatest gifts you can give, but rarely has the impact been expressed so beautifully. Behold the best thank-you note ever ... as written by an eight year old
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this catch
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Turkey-day disasters
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When finding a daycare for your child you might want to make sure they aren't storing guns, drugs and counterfeit cash in the next room
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Donors *ding ding ding* are outraged *ding ding ding* that the Salvation *ding ding ding* Army's finance *ding ding ding* manager would *ding ding ding* steal donations *ding*
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Students allegedly attacked for having red hair, eating Eric Cartman's cheesy poofs
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines refuses boarding of two U.S. citizens for appearing too Arabic. No word on if hummus dip is still available in first class
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Bad news everybody, Futurama may have been right about the anchovies
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
King tides are coming to the pacific coast. Thank you very much
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
♫ Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays...♫ Unless your apartment complex just got evacuated due to an epic bedbug and cockroach infestation
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Family recalls how welcome they felt as refugees from a war-torn country in the USA. "America's the best"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Members of Eagles of Death Metal open up about the Bataclan massacre
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It is a matter of some gravity when you drive off of a parking garage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After forty years, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Half a mile of NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Free yoga class at Ottawa University canceled because of cultural appropriation complaint. Yoga teacher says complaint came from a "social justice warrior" with "fainting heart ideologies" in search of a cause celebre
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Dog wants steak, bellyrubs and maybe a painkiller or two after getting impaled by a stick while on a hike with his owners
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Today's emergency landing is brought to you by *spins the wheel* an abandoned electronic device
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
One man's attempt to park a car ended with damage to cars, garage .... boats
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How to talk to your crazy uncle without stabbing him with the ceremonial Thanksgiving knife. Pass the gravy please
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Paris attacks made the Archbishop of Canterbury doubt the existence of God
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Russian cops send French cops ugly ass German Shepherd puppy to replace K9 unit killed in Paris
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(Sacred Artichoke)
 
 
 
Our host is out of town on a work-related trip so he won't be in the studio tonight. Instead here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from November 11, 2012 for your listening pleasure
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Sat November 21, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Condo board will demand DNA samples of all condo owners' dogs if people don't start picking up dogshiat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Empty your piggy bank to help a vandalized mosque? That's an iPad from a lawyer on behalf of the entire American Muslim Community
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
According to employers, the real reasons Millennials are struggling to find jobs is because they lack soft skills, like the ability to communicate well, do math, work in teams, solve complex problems and use their skills in the real world
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Schools in Columbia, Missouri would like parents of students to know that they can monitor their children's activities on their school-issued iPads after 30 of the iPads have ended up in the hands of law enforcement due to illegal activities
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who stabbed her pregnant friend to death and then cut the baby from her womb, says it was in self defense
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Armed terrorists gather at Texas mosque
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wait - you mean there really is money trapped in a Nigerian bank?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your babysitting career is officially over the day authorities find on the side of the road the two-year-old girl you were supposed to be watching. And she's naked, her head is shaved and there are cigarette burns on her body
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
While a HOA may be terrible, at least they don't have the ability to arrest and jail you... unlike this small town
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toenail clipping hoard found
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant baby
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"This festival is about students celebrating their last year of school with their friends and we are here to make that as safe as possible without illicit drugs and with a visible police presence"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Chicago and the rest of Illinois brace for the impact of a judge's order to release confidential videotape of police shooting a teenager sixteen times, fearing it will impede an investigation and foment ill feelings among the public towards police
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
New health warning labels for: A) Cigarettes; B) Soda; C) Gas pumps
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Laborer impaled by chunk of rebar has his life saved by a pastor wielding a power saw
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bird and its feeder
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
A humble landscaper discovers he is the King of Ghana
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
ISIS threatens tomorrow's WWE event in Atlanta. If they want victims who will not fight back, may I suggest someplace other than a professional wrestling event in the south?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey man is determined to prove a long-lost Picasso worth $13 million was found in his aunt's crawlspace. Art experts continue to give him the brush off
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The airline industry is relying on the crude drawing an 8 year old made of a device that would help locate missing airplanes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Well, so much for that check mark on the bucket list. A real shame, too, as I hear Pyongyang is just magical at Christmas
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Masseuse uses the old "I charge for the massage, but the happy ending was free" defense to charges of prostitution
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Study finds half the Amazon rainforest could be gone by 2050. That's the good news
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(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Trainee cop accidentally leaves recorder running through three hour shift as his sage mentor provides quality advice and useful anecdotes
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Winter Wonderland canceled due to snow
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Dining with your dog in Atlanta just got easier (with a helpful gif of what dining with your dog may look like)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Winter sled for sale: 170 years old, good condition, no rust, inscription "Rosebud." Asking $100,000
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Green Glove Bandits caught red handed
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Giant metal tube gets blown down the street by a huge wind gust, and it stops just shy of taking out a home because a 15 foot tree got in the way
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Chinese billionaire buys 33,000 hairy crabs and releases them all into the local river. What could go wrong?
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
There's a badass ginger cat at the Sainsbury's, and he won't leave
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(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
28 years ago, it was a normal Sunday night in Chicago. The news was just covering the sports when the screen went black. Then the weirdest hack in Chicago history happened. And everything about it is still a mystery
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass animal photobomb thread
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Amish man runs marathon in slacks and suspenders. Those who know him say even Ezekiel thinks his mind is gone
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(Confitdent)
 
 
 
The reason you don't work out longer is because your gym doesn't project enough positive subliminal messages and your workout buddy is always talking about his girl problems
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Swiss miss
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to own a pelvic bone model? How about an antique train caboose? Maybe an eight-foot-high statue of a cow driving a car entitled "Moov-Over?" Then this online auction site may be for you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UN Security Council unanimously authorizes use of force against Daesh, it's good to see everybody there agree on something for a change
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Pilot mistakes Christmas lights for laser. Clark Griswold unavailable for comment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arty is not a scaredy-cat as he loves to spend his Caturday sledding down a hill
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man steals Mercedes, loose change from car dealership. LOOSE CHANGE?? I hope they throw the book at him
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The interim police chief of Ferguson, Missouri resigns early
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Now the Satanists are offering to protect and shelter Muslims from bigots, racists, and Republicans
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
If you get seriously drunk at a casino, pee your pants while insulting a Muslim convenience store clerk, and then shoot your Glock several times in the parking lot, don't act surprised when your university no longer wants you on campus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brussels spouts highest level terror alert, warning of an "imminent threat"
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(Daily Life (Australia))
 
 
 
Undercover British police officers would start relationships with women, some of which were long term and resulted in children to gather intelligence or infiltrate advocacy groups. Not surprisingly some people have a problem with this
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
After the robber fired his gun at the ice cream truck, you could see blood dripping out of the vehicle and .... what? Oh, it was just cherry syrup leaking out? Never mind
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Slow down cat. Now this is a cat picture worth posting
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
New late-night cable channel ensures you won't stay up half-cocked for long
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Worst whisky in the world named World's Best Whisky
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The rate of women incarcerated in prisons has steadily increased, and it's not all caged heat
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why Brits should embrace Thanksgiving, American finest tradition, posthaste
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
That woman who plowed into the Oklahoma homecoming parade? Yeah, she was sober
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Coming soon to some beaches in Fark's favorite state: Wheelchairs specifically made for moving across sand
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Dammit Millennials, you are more likely to support censorship of offensive speech than older Americans. You have learned f@%king nothing.. good day Sir
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A group of white students at the University of Illinois demonstrate why no white person with a bit of sense or any type of social awareness would go anywhere near or want to be associated with a "White Student Union"
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Fri November 20, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, get ready for the Fark News Quiz. Unsurprisingly, NOT most you can learn this week with your pants off. But it'll do
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Upset you can't see your child's birth? You can call the hospital and make a bomb threat
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Estr Ni Eacep
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Paying it forward after a good samaritan gives a barefoot mentally handicapped homeless person their own shoes means giving them a warm pair of socks to get home with
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
That $500,000 in cash stashed in my luggage? I'm just holding it for a friend
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles declares a shelter crisis as the homeless population increases. Which is what happens when you try to live in L.A. and make less than $150,000 a year
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Liberia, Sept. 3: Ebola-Free. Liberia, today: Free Ebola
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Old, Fuzzy: Ugly Christmas Sweaters. New, Horrific: Ugly Christmas Suits
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(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Last year, one pedestrian was killed in a total of 70 accidents. Poor guy
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
School bus driver Charles Smith has had 16 accidents, received 25 written warning slips, and served 30 days of unpaid suspension, and most recently caused a four-car pileup on the I-95 in 2013, costing taxpayers $75,000. And he's still employed
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to hunt and capture the elusive and ridiculously adorable red panda, here's your chance
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And you thought your workday commute was bad
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee (R) calls "Eye of the Tiger" lawsuit "unbelievable." Speaking of, "Unbelievable" by EMF would be a GREAT campaign song for Mike Huckabee
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Turkey seeks sanctuary at faith-baste church
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Temporary tattoo parlor, because you know you're an annoying hipster, but you plan to grow out of it
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this climbing SWAT guy
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
"Eye gazing" is the new trend that will slowly kill introverts everywhere
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Baltimore Mayor: Refugees are welcome here. Refugees: Well, Syria wasn't *that* bad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Listen, if you're flying an AC-130 gunship and the giant space rabbit tells you to do a barrel roll, don't
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(Newser)
 
 
 
This is the first time the following has ever been said: Exciting raisin news, you guys
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
There's something gross about the conduct at Walmart, and it's not this guy and his two dollars
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
When asked for comment, the sheriff's office stated, "All we know is it's a big damn cow"
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Some people have a problem with kids getting a homework assignment to make a terrorist propaganda poster
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
If you break into someone's house, eat their candy, pee on the floor and leave your dentures on the counter, you might have a drinking problem
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia seems REALLY pissed off that the French air strikes are targeting Syrian oil installations... for some reason
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Now that voters have legalized pot, Alaska is scrambling to make it as hard as possible to actually grow, buy, or smoke it
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(The Local)
 
 
 
After having not been seen, or, heard from in over 70 years, the family of famed Jewish liberator Raoul Wallenberg asks the Swedish government to declare him dead. Beth Holloway Twitty not impressed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Loose lips sink ships, get BBC execs embarrassed
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Bad: You fall off a 100' cliff, bouncing off every outcrop on the way down. Good: You survive. Bad: But the tide's coming in. Good: Despite broken pelvis, you can still drag yourself up to higher ground. Fark: Then a snake bites you
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Nice: Paying off someone's layaway for the Holidays. Holy COW: Buying an entire contents of a toy store and giving it to homeless kids
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop This Faux Flame Street Light
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Mass exhumation in Pittsburgh area uncovers ... 400 pairs of ice skates? "It doesn't make any sense. I don't know why we just didn't throw them in the dumpster"
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
This is why you don't let taxi drivers become commercial airline pilots
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Live fast, die young, leave pieces of a good looking corpse
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Sleeping late is actually a sign of high intelligence and creativity. I AM A GOD
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
You've really hit rock bottom when you get tasered by police after they wake you up...in a dumpster used for discarding grease. And you're naked from the waist down
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The infidel dogs at Cracked have actually read the ISIS magazine and among their findings: 1) Worst. Centerfolds. Ever. and 2) The Taliban? FARKING SPLITTERS
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Next time you take your kids to London, be sure to show them Winnie the Pooh's skull at the Hunterian Museum
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now I'm not totally sure, but I think the Pope just cancelled Christmas
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(CBC)
 
 
 
And the award for most unappealing product name in the food history goes to: "ketchup leather"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Got some free time to take a joyride? Great, hop on board this ISIS suicide truck to see how the guys get to their final virgin-filled destination
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(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
The honeymoon is officially over when your lovely bride stabs you four days later at a dive bar. With lovely mugshot bonus
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Syrians invade our southern border
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Being an Australian bank worker named Phuc Dat Bich can be awkward
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Religious fundamentalists are tearing down Hunger Games posters because they feature an image of a woman. Where, you ask? Riyadh? Kabul? Tehran? Try Jerusalem
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Ladies: Do you suffer from a barren uterus? Parasitic worms may be the answer
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
We've hit peak oil...storage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans threaten to move to Canada if Obama accepts 10,000 Syrian refugees. Maybe they will slip in as one of the 25,000 Syrians that Canada is accepting
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Scarborough Police are currently investigating the use of motorised picnic tables"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Pontiac, MI refuses to take Syrian refugees. No word if Pontiac refugees will be accepted by Syria
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Professional dancer who lost her leg in the explosions during the Boston Marathon bombing in 2013 was doing okay until she lost the leg again, to another terrifying organization with global reach
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here flight attendants, just a drunk man trying to smoke cigarettes with his pants around his ankles looking for his wife on your flight
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Officials search the Titicus Reservoir for missing plane. Search expected to be thorough, but gentle
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
Is your sack stunning? Are your balls beautiful? Is your scrotum superb? If you've got the stones, then it's time for you to enter the boys in this $5000 beauty contest for balls
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(Time)
 
 
 
Kuwait Kuwait, don't tell me that they actually stepped up and arrested ISIS weapon suppliers?
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
That time that tree crew you hired to remove trees crushed your septic tank, causing a sink hole to open which caused their crane to topple into your house
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Three terrorists caught planning an attack on America. *looks at picture* Waitaminute...those aren't Syrians
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
As marijuana gets more and more accepted into mainstream society, it's okay if you want to add it to a Vietnamese iced coffee or piña colada. But don't you dare try to infuse it into my Old Fashioned
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If America were a third world country
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Turns out that the only thing worse than oversharing on Facebook is UNDERsharing on Facebook. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
1,111 carat diamond found, with OMG pics
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
With all the problems police have, it's probably not advisable for an officer to join a death metal band on stage to sing a song called "Let The Killing Begin." While in uniform
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Remember that drunk duck who started a bar fight with a dog? He's doing children's parties now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Active gunmen in Radisson hotel in Bamako, Mali. Hostages taken
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
So, who's ready for Oreo churros?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mendocino County woman transformed her home into a bear wonderland, with wading pools and specially prepared banquets of corn meal and peanut butter sandwiches. Bear ladies are scarier than cat ladies. Trust me on this
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying there's an "Angel of the North" mega UFO flying near the sun that's full of highly advanced aliens, but there are probably highly-advanced aliens flying near the sun fueling up their mega UFO
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline nails it on the head: Man slips in vomit, runs own head over
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Archer smuggles gun in 21-year-old blonde's vagina. This is not a cartoon plot
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Thu November 19, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
That burglary at a national guard Armory in Massachusetts where about a dozen guns were stolen? Turns out it wasn't terrorists, just an ex-army reservist who was on bail awaiting child rape charges-who wore his ankle monitor during the break-in
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(TPNN)
 
 
 
Daesh it is, then
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year leaves 8yo in running car while she goes to work. Carjackers of the Year take the boy to school later
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lone man in the snow
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(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Yorkshire folk have strange eating habits, but last year they found a hand grenade, a Hoppity Hop, and a whole dismantled greenhouse in the sewer system
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's world toilet day. Here is a collection of signs that seem to indicate that a lot of us are missing the point, and probably the bowl too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know who else wants to send troops against ISIS? The chairman of the Paris grand mosque. So, in short, here are your moderate but pissed off muslims
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas DPS officers will now ask for a driver's race during traffic stops in order to stop racial profiling
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mayor busted on ethics violations says he wants to turn the page and move forward. Just kidding. He tries to pay the $4,000 in pennies and in response the ethics commission doubles his fine
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: There is a way to fix traffic in Los Angeles and it only costs 700 billion dollars
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
China captures spy at North Korean border with hand drawn map stuffed in underwear
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(Tri-City Herald)
 
 
 
Steinbeck's boat to be restored since it has already sank three times and they are certain it isn't a witch
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Drunk driver hits 40 sheep in Colorado and drives off, which is actually pretty impressive in a sick, dead sheep kind of way
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(Some Gear Jammer)
 
 
 
Forget the Bermuda triangle, there is a road in Vermont that draws trucks to it just to get them stuck like a kite eating tree
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(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fraudster, carrying photo of injured child, walks around shops demanding refunds on their products for "hurting his daughter." You can imagine how well that ended
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Feasts are coming and for at least two of you there will be leftovers. What to do to keep them interesting? Share your favorite recipes for leftovers.. and it doesn't have to be all turkey
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
HVAC contractor who wouldn't do business with "colored people" graduates to ripping off elderly people
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The World Economic Forum believes the global pay gap between men and women is coming to a close. Fark: In one hundred and eighteen years
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(Pew Research - Hispanic)
 
 
 
That giant sucking sound is Mexicans returning to Mexico
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman sewing in the sunlight
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This man got charged with federal tax evasion, and by the looks of his mugshot, he looks evil enough to do it
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(WTVM Columbus)
 
 
 
Bad: Fire causes half a million dollars in damage. Fark: At a fire station
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Woman wins $1 million from a scratch-off ticket. FARK: For the second time in her life
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How we know you're watching porn
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Man being badgered by police threatens them with snake, having overlooked mushroom option
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Thanks to a breakthrough that will reduce the cost of graphene, your phone battery with a charge that lasts for a week is now closer than ever
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Some folk'll not do 15 years, but then again some Fogle
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
ISIS is desperately seeking a supply of Red Mercury to build a pocket-size neutron bomb. The only problem? "Red Mercury is a well-known scam material"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
ISIS responds to Anonymous' threats. Calls them idiots. Unfriends them on Facebook
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(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
If you're arguing with a naked guy and think you can get away with assaulting him, just remember that being naked gives rednecks superpowers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS' fighters in Syria are using an addictive drug that gives them superhuman endurance and reduces their fear and human empathy, proving that ISIS is actually HYDRA
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New highway bill would allow teenagers to drive semis
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Embarrassing: having your kid throw herself on the floor and have a tantrum during Passover dinner. Mortifying: the President of the United States is hosting the dinner, with the official White House photographer in attendance
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Planner of Paris attacks confirmed dead. Autopsy suggests that the dozens of bullets in his body may have contributed to his death
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
There's a bad interview, and then there's one that's so bad that you force your parent company to file for an IPO quickly to distance themselves from you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I got a job teaching ESL in Dubai, but I told my parents the job was in Tokyo because they think the Middle East is all ISIS and murder. So I've been studying Japanese culture to extend the lie. Should I tell them the truth?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Three quarters of supermarket-bought chickens test positive for food poisoning bug. Fowl play suspected
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Sure this sounds like advice coming from a stoner but smoking weed while pregnant can make your child score better on one measure of brain development
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boko Haram actually kills more people than ISIS but don't let that stop you from totally shiatting on Syrian refugees
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
All right, Midwest, who's ready for the season's first snowfall? Will it put you in the holiday mindset and ensure you're SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME?
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
California Court rules embryos must be destroyed in divorce case which is fine because no one wants half an embyro
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama has gifted us with the new face of "shot in the groin by police"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If the US continues to be involved with the war on ISIS, it should follow France's rules of engagement, whatever those are
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(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
University of Vermont takes all students to a fancy resort for the weekend. Did I say "all"? I meant only the white students. Hilarity did not ensue
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not content with pissing off France and Russia, Daesh has now pissed off China
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Rhode Island finally provides something useful to the rest of the country, but it's a relatively unknown culinary invention that residents jealously hide from tourists: coffee milk
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Holy Land Experience plans nine-hole mini golf course with themed holes. Help them make it full-size and come up with themes for the back nine
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tree way
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
US Energy department proposes seventeen year delay at the Hanford cleanup site. Hey, what's the half-life of that nuclear contamination anyway?
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Oklahoma uses secret earthquake machine to launch sneak attack on Kansas
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(AutoWeek)
 
 
 
Art Fitzpatrick, the illustrator of countless Pontiac and other classic ads, along with US Postage classic car stamps, has his classic life come to the end of the road at 96
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bob's your uncle, Flo's your aunt
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The U.S. turned down the visa application of Otto Frank, Anne's father, who was seeking to flee with his family from war torn Europe
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just to be clear - if you're a death row inmate in Georgia, your last meal request cannot be a six pack of beer
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's 2015. Stop trying to scare your cat with a cucumber
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
ISIS is weak. And here's why
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Colorado bookstore vandalized because it's named ISIS books
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(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
"To inanity... AND BEYOND"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Pedestrian killed after being hit by two cars." Well, I guess it was probably the humane thing to do
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
My teen-angst BS's body count continues to rise. Everybody's sad, but it's a weird kind of sad. All they want is to be treated like human beings. Not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits. That's my damage, Heather
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Inexpressive and unattractive people of the world, now you too can make your sex life less dangerous and more exciting with this new emoji
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The five stages of brewery acquisition grief
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
TV reporter uses Star Wars logo to represent al Qaeda. Cue the outrage from Star Wars fans
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 550: "Artistic Bent 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 18, 2015
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
When I say "Walmart Pillow Attack Victim," what state do you think of?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Pigeons helping doctors to spot signs of breast cancer? Sounds coo coo but it's more likely than you think
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Imagine walking into a venture capitalist's office and pitching your brilliant business plan for "Uber for caviar." Now imagine that idea is real
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"It is great to be recognized as the No.1 town in the No.2 business"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Your dream Christmas gift
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dinosaur claws among items on annual list of dangerous toys. Subby agrees...especially if a live dinosaur is still attached to them
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(Insider Louisville)
 
 
 
It's snot news, it's Fark
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Chlamydia: You probably can't spell it, but there's a good chance you have it
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Mom-to-be temporarily puts having her baby on hold so she can prepare to provide for her in the near future
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
TSA to eliminate all the juice
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Mexican man caught smuggling 450 pork tamales. OMGWTFBBQ
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Government plans to kill 1000 Bison in American West. This is a repeat from 1880
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While American politicians continue to fear refugees, the French announce they will take in 30,000 more
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We hope you've enjoyed having five minutes of personal privacy, because the government has once again decided your sexts are crucial to beating ISIS
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
TSA investigation finds 73 employees on terrorism watch list, 1,395 pairs of nail clippers
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Those perfectly safe fracking chemicals can apparently spontaneously combust
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Authorities arrest man who dressed as the Joker and threatened in YouTube video to kill one Muslim a week, poison Gotham's water supply
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beautiful sunset
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
UK lobbyist Ian Greer dies, leaving behind a widow and the world's largest poodle not named Tony Blair
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You don't have to have sex more than once a week to be happy
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Goldfish the size of a Subway sandwich (with helpful side-by-side comparison) has anger management issues. This completes the Internet. Please turn out the lights when you leave
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(Time)
 
 
 
U.S. DOJ announces criminal indictments of several "dietary supplement" manufacturers after a sweeping investigation of the industry found many products were fraudulently labelled, did not list ingredients, or contained no actual snake oil
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
It puts the lotion on its skin... and it gets the T-shirts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Locked out of your apartment while black? Santa Monica police will send over 19 cops and a K-9 to help you out
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Police hold tense five-hour armed standoff with empty building
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Your private jet looks really slow
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
US Conference of Catholic Bishops announces a startling finding: Technology and the internet have made it easier to access 'sexualized' content
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
In real estate parlance, "turnkey" doesn't refer to the method you use to steal a cab
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
No one is saying there are aliens in this NASA ISS photo, but there are probably aliens in this NASA UFO ISS photo
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
"You think you can have things that we haven't got? If you got stuff that we haven't got, when we need stuff, we're coming down here and get it." -- Exactly what I was going to say
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Someone's upset about all of the Facebook profile pictures turning red, white, and blue because those are America's colors, not Paris's
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Magnitude 2 earthquake rocks Massachusetts. This could be a foreshock for a magnitude 3 or even 3.5
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
New York man who spent 29 days in jail after police mistook homemade soap for cocaine wants $150,000 for the state to come completely clean
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old girl saves family from carbon monoxide poisoning, allowed to have whatever she wants for Christmas
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(Statter 911)
 
 
 
"You hear a siren?" " Yeah, we're going to a fire." "Oh shoot. Pull over. It's the cops"
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Gas has fallen below $2 a gallon. Thanks, Obama
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Officer who brutally slammed unresisting handcuffed suspect to the ground in an effort to gain streed cred with his fellow thugs has been reported by them. The famed good apples have been found
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Millennials think it is the "shady" media that's making them look stupid
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(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Rare photographs of North Korean interiors look suspiciously like a Wes Anderson film set
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Wow, Poppet came out so nice and fluffy... and just look at those colors - the whites are so white
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's almost Thanksgiving, how is your NaNoWriMo story going? Finished yet? Have you even bothered? What's wrong with you? How about next year? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Put off to next month what you should've done this month" edition
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(R&D Magazine)
 
 
 
After one year, California DMV is slow on creating rules for self-driving cars. Which is still about three months ahead of the normal wait at the DMV
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers confirm that rectal thermometers more accurate at measuring temperature than either the mouth or armpit. Wait, would that be a UTIA?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
University student charged with threatening to get medieval on roommate's ass
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this predator and its prey
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Photos from this morning's police raid in France. Stay for the photobombing pigeons
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Need something to keep you busy all winter? How about a 35.6 pound, 33,600 piece jigsaw puzzle that measures 18.7' x 5.15' when finally assembled
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The London Zoo offers a support program to help people cope with their fear of spiders. "Spiders are quite cuddly, too, once you get to know them"
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Sheriff shocked that people have a problem with the "In God We Trust" decals he's placed on department vehicles, claims it's not a religious statement at all, but a patriotic one
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Images of buildings from around the world lit up in the colors of France. Your tear ducts surrender
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(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
Bernard Then not any more
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It seems the Islamic State is enjoying the fruits of its labor after airline flights and airports in the U.S. go into crazy mode
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
First-ever Taco Bell restaurant is saved from wrecking ball and will be moved across Southern California, cementing the chain's place in great movements
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Losing the sense of smell is an early sign of Alzheimer's Disease. Which probably explains why old people's houses always smell exactly alike
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Police shootout reported north of Paris in Seine-Saint-Denis
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Tue November 17, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Nobody likes a back seat driver. Or a back seat throat slasher, for that matter
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man with suspicious head injuries asks to use neighbor's head suspiciously
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(Carnegie Mellon University)
 
 
 
Photoshop this surfer
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you're wearing denim cutoffs and a wig and have your hand down your pants, Seattle police would like a word with you, sir
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Not news: Dog bites man. News: Man bites dog. Fark: Dog burns down man's house
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bobby Jindal Was Running For President?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Like, oh Magog, ISIS is totally Syria about Armageddon
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Here is the church, and there is the steeple
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Stadium in Germany evacuated after conflicting reports of a van packed with explosives
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman walking in the park
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
One more reason to avoid Texas like the plague: Chagas disease, propagated by "Kissing bugs," can kill you without warning decades after infection, and is spreading like wildfire. Sleep well, y'all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nigerian math professor announces he's solved 156-year-old Millennium Problem, needs you to wire him $156 million so he can afford publication of solution
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
New smartphone vibrator is about to launch. Is not compatible with iPhones, whose owners experience orgasm during the unboxing process (Not safe for work)
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Teenybopper Steve King: "Teddy is the answer to my prayers" *squeeeeeeeeeeee*
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
1st grader arrested after attempting rock-paper-scissors maneuver of scissors stabs teacher
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska's cancelled bridge to nowhere left at least one benefit: a $28 million hiking trail for berry pickers
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Barbie commercial stars a boy for the first time, presumably removing the doll's head to stuff it with fireworks
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Canada's Navy would like you to know it is willing to spend up to $40,000 on: A) ship safety equipment. B) ship navigational system upgrades. C) a new bassoon
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Tattooed manboobs land guy in prison for 50 years. That, and the face-stabbing and the blood sandwiches
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(St. John's Telegram)
 
 
 
Lord tunderin', this is a fine kettle of fish when Newfoundlanders can't hold their Screech when out on a tare, b'y
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
I guess they did a little too much LDS in the '60s
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(Bangalore Mirror)
 
 
 
Students address high court seeking compensation for "mental agony" after failing their exams
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
TSA catches two guns at airport in four days, takes the rest of the year off for meeting their quota early
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Security breach at G20 summit. Difficulty: Cats
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
ISIS has a 24 hour help desk for terrorists. Representative. Representative. REPRESENTATIVE
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Hitler's daughter dies in Moscow
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"She tried to back up. I stopped her, took her keys from her. She said, 'I can't get another DUI.' I said, 'What do you mean?' She said, 'I already have one today.'"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop George Clooney
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
These are the lives cut tragically short in Paris
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian investigators state that forensics have revealed explosives were aboard A321, confirming it was an act of terror
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lego offers solution to parents guilty of swearing in front of their kids
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CIA director says NSA spying on Americans would have stopped Paris rampage by Syrians who probably weren't Syrian and on whom the NSA was already spying. ARE YOU NOT AFRAID?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Well, isn't that just grate
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Coffee, which was bad, then good, then bad, then good, then bad, is now linked to longer lifespans
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Not quite what I had in mind for a dressed chicken, but never mind
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Crystal Lake man ch-ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-ah-arged with animal cruelty
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
A 9-year-old boy could face sexual harassment charges if he doesn't stop passing love notes to a girl in his fourth grade class
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Elmhurst Police Department could use some help with their Photoshop technique
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
American workers rob their employers of $16.6 billion a year. That's a lot of paper clips
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Mon November 16, 2015
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Fifteen uses for coffee that don't involve trying to regain consciousness
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(Time)
 
 
 
FDA releases new food safety rules for produce. Which is great news for the three Americans who still actually eat fresh fruit and vegetables
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Oxford dictionary's Word of the Year is an emoji. Why? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Thanks for reducing your water use, here's a 40% rate hike
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The TL;DR version of Fark
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
A satiric article in 2003 about the consequences of the American invasion of Iraq was, as my dry cleaner might say, spot on
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reclining Art
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
In a town of only 900 residents voters don't have many choices for town council, but surely they could have done better than a biker gang "enforcer" who murdered a woman in her sleep after she objected to him stealing her Rx drugs
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian researchers confirm that they made another quantum computing breakthrough next week
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(BBC)
 
 
 
And there you were, thinking something as trivial as a flood could stop people from drinking
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ginger student sent home from school for being too ginger
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bear cub rescued after doing great Winnie the Pooh impression
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You can buy an entire neighborhood for like 50 bucks. Unfortunately, it's in Liverpool
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After attending all of his master's classes, a service dog is awarded an honorary degree from Johns Hopkins- mostly for his lab work
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely object
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Yeah, that selfie of a guy behind the Paris attack you may have seen? A) He's Canadian B) He's never even been to Paris and C) He's not even Muslim
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Prison chief wants to add giant carnivorous fish to the tigers and piranhas at his crocodile guarded prison
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