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Sun November 15, 2015
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
What happens when an El Al flight from Tel Aviv makes an emergency landing in Montana and all the passengers are stuck in the terminal? The locals show up to buy them kosher food and a rabbi drives 150 miles to lend a hand
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy and girl with a cat and an eel
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Psychics con man out of $750,000. Guess he didn't see that one coming
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be upstaged by an emu, two zebras escape in Philadelphia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS fighters in Raqqa see a Mirage
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
If you're lonely, look online for companionship, never, absolutely ever, give $185,000 to someone overseas you've never met
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
So... have a glass of water then?
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Billionaire gun advocate stores guns in steel vault; stops burglars cold. LAPD confiscates the guns anyway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his burger
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A pimp facing life imprisonment in Florida confesses to a 1992 Queens murder so he can spend life in a New York prison
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
My addiction to pornography cost me my job, my friends and my finances... claims woman
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ben Carson: My frontal lobes are bigger than yours
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How a hangover confirmed the discovery of ibuprofen (Advil)
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(Newser)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when the murder victim at the crime scene you're photographing turns out to be your estranged boyfriend and father of your child
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Just to clarify, it's all YOU can eat, not all everyone at the table can eat
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious and Ric Romero have a nice dinner together, discuss the prices on the menu
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(American Photo Magazine)
 
 
 
Photoshop this slow exposure shot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Memories in French
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
It's been nearly three years since the debut of the cronut and people are still waiting in line for over two hours for it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Now, if anyone asks, your name is Frosty Fun Times truck number 26
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Mormon church widens stance toward children of gay parents
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Remember the homeless dad who got $1K and a week in a hotel from a traveling kindness promoter? Well, he was last seen handing out food to the homeless
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Worst. Student. Ever
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photographer takes awesome photos of his nonverbal autistic twin sons in a bid to truly connect with them. And did I mention that the photographer is blind?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Even the interstate highway system has no respect for Philadelphia
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Telling passengers to evacuate a plane that's possibly on fire? That's a firin' as well
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
PETA files copyright infringement lawsuit against a wildlife photographer. It's a clear case of "Monkey See, Monkey Sue"
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(Sacred Artichoke)
 
 
 
Our host is feeling a bit under the weather so he won't be in the studio tonight. Instead here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from October 13, 2012 for your listening pleasure
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The Butterball Turkey Hotline reveals the most bizarre questions asked in the hotline's long, storied history
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When someone calls the motel you work at and claims that there is a gas leak and that you should break all the windows maybe you should call the police and let them investigate before breaking said windows
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Sat November 14, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Parents charged with child abuse say the reason they kept their 8-year-old son locked in his room, withheld food from him, and forced him to defecate on the floor is because he is "mentally ill"
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
"I thought I was dead. I had two seconds to make a decision and luckily it was the right one. I managed to put my foot on the brake, the clutch, keep my hand on the steering wheel and duck down. I don't know how I did it"
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Iowa man known as the "Gooseman" because he traveled with a flock of geese and dressed them in bizarre outfits to entice children at parades and fairs accused of burning his home down and committing insurance fraud
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco tour bus careens thru Union Square running over people and hitting cars before striking a scaffold and losing its upper deck. At least 20 injured. With helpful pic of pop-top tour bus
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"I love to travel to exotic, foreign lands. And then one day I got typhoid and was hospitalized. Then I decided to travel again and got dengue fever. I learned a lot about traveling then"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers announce your chances of getting cancer could be predicted by 'death clocks' in your cells. Nathan Explosion approves
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hyndburn has been named the 'fly-tipping' capital of England. How they can sneak up on the little devils is still a mystery
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hairdo
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Good news Montreal, there is now less wastewater being pumped into St. Lawrence River
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(Domain.com (Australia))
 
 
 
Man is the only person to show up to bid on a house, starts a bidding war with himself
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
When another pizza delivery driver screwed up an order, the restaurant fired the customer. Pizza delivery trifecta now in play
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(Rochester Institute of Tech)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lunging lifter
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. smoking rate for adults falls to a new low of 17%. Which is good news for the other 83% who now only have to worry about obesity, high blood pressure, diabetes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Train derails near French city of Strasbourg, plunges into canal, at least 10 fatalities reported
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC hospital pulls the plug on two EMTs who wrongly declared woman dead
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Gov. Hickenlooper of Colorado issues an executive order declaring much of the marijuana sold in that state a "threat to public safety," orders state agencies to destroy it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS takes credit for Paris Terrorist Attacks
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Pizza Pizza restaurant chain has 40 minute delivery guarantee. If your pizza arrives in 41 minutes, it's free. Unless, of course, the driver gets mad about it
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You're not a very good criminal if you let the convenience store clerk disarm you of both your gun and your knife
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
The-stupid-it-burns.jpg
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police looking for armed men who robbed a Sonic in less than 30 seconds
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An alternative Thanksgiving
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
That'll show those "hypocrites in cardigans" who's the boss of this place. Half-pints I tell ya
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The Cat Museum in Singapore has residents that would like to take you on a tour of Caturday. Click for your ticket and tour
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Just a reminder - Before going through customs make sure to always declare all jewelry, alcohol, monkey skulls
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Construction of $90 million Noah's Ark attraction in northern Kentucky is sailing along, as builders start bringing in lumber two by two
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Farmers cashing in on Christmas by charging rental fees for their animals to appear in Nativity scenes
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Fri November 13, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
A fresh dose of the Friday Fark Weird News Quiz. The only antidote is your mind. Wait, that doesn't sound right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paris overnight discussion thread
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
A dancing frog? Hello my baby.... *Ribbit*
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Oh, for the love of FSM
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Court rules that diddling a few kids here and there is no reason to have revoked Jerry Sandusky's $4,900 a month pension
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wrong way to eat pizza
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(CNN)
 
 
 
7.0 earthquake strikes Japan, terrorists not suspected at this time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
France declares state of emergency after dozens killed
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(UPI)
 
 
 
They would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling art lovers
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion and at least one mass shooting directed at bars in Paris. Multiple casualties reported
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
And the least likely headline of the day: "Twerk-off ends in tragedy "
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CIA in summer 2001: "There will be significant terrorist attacks against the United States in the coming weeks or months. The attacks will be spectacular. They may be multiple." Bush Admin: "Meh"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another group of students erupts in protest of an administration they have lost all respect for, including a staged walkout and assault of at least one member of the faculty
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cleveland Clinic to begin offering experimental rent-a-uterus service
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Activist group 100% sure that either Jihadi John or Ali G was killed in targeted airstrike
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
And here's what NOT to do when you're drunk and craving cigarettes and chicken wings
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some motorists are so terrified of driving across Maryland's Bay Bridge that they'll hire someone to do it for them
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The world lost a sweet, funny man yesterday. Rest in peace, RobertBruce
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Penny Farthings
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Surf's up, dude[exclamation point] Difficulty: Lake Michigan in November
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Try not to spray at the news, but it seems Protein Cheerios, which have come to a store near you, aren't exploding with as much of a protein climax as advertised
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(Time)
 
 
 
Bad: Dog causes fire which almost burns down house. Worse: In an attempt to steal pizza
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: When traveling to Angkor Wat Cambodia please be aware of the new code of tourist conduct that bans stripping naked, smoking and taking selfies with monks. Article is not clear if this means all at once or not
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Rape suspect hit in face with frying pan, and now has a mugshot that leaves a lasting impression
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Before swallowing 115 cocaine pellets, a smuggler told police he'd been practicing his swallowing skills for months before his big attempt went awry
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Laser strikes on airplanes hit a record high. FAA warns that those responsible will eventually be caught by process of illumination
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Speed limit enforced by snipers. Don't mess with Texas
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(KATU)
 
 
 
In a perfect complement to the jackass meteorologist on your local news, NASA is now using mules to help monitor rainfall
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today is Friday the 13th. Beware of black cats, be-bop jazz musicians
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(Black Friday Ads)
 
 
 
With two weeks to go until Black Friday, here's a handy list of store sales and hours, so you can easily find out who's ruining Thanksgiving for their employees again this year
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(New Europe)
 
 
 
Cocaine farmers switch to growing chocolate as money is better
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
FBI arrest Akron man for fomenting jihad on social media. In his defense, it's not like there's anything else to do in Akron
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hexagonal stroll
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Readers of Fark, "Boylesque" (probably not safe for work because pasties on a guy)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Protip: Just keep in mind that Greyhound buses are equipped with GPS the next time you get the urge to hijack one. Also, who the hell hijacks a Greyhound bus?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the drunkest cities by state, so drink up as you read this article. Most Farkers will approve
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Former peace officer arrested for cattle rustling. This is not repeat from 1873
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Jack Yufe just died at age 82. He had an identical twin who was like him in almost every single way right down to the peculiar way they flushed the toilet with one small exception: he was a Jew and his twin was a Kraut in the Hitler Youth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nailed it
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Google Maps - helping you find dead bodies since 2006
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Thu November 12, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
The strangest spillages on British roads: Come for the salmon, yeast and lager. Stay for the live chickens, animal blood and raw sewage
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You don't need eight hours of sleep. You need eleven
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(The Anti-Media)
 
 
 
Drew's visit to Saudi Arabia abruptly cancelled when customs authorities discover 48,000 cans of Heineken disguised as Pepsi
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Seriously. It's a hole in the ground" and "Very strenuous hike for beginners and people from Florida." are just two of the hilarious bad TripAdvisor reviews from the U.S. National Park Service
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create your own Goofus and Gallant comic strip
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British Member of Parliament calls for hedgehog to replace lion as national symbol. Parliament puzzled by entity with all the pricks on the outside
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Captain "Flo" Groberg became the 10th living Medal of Honor recipient today at a White House ceremony. What'd he do? Oh. Nothing much, just rushed and tackled a suicide bomber to save his squad--an act that took 3 years and 33 surgeries to recover from
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
In Lexington, Kentucky, you can pay your parking fines with canned food instead of cash
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(CNN)
 
 
 
$48.4 million diamond bought for a child, which does not seem like a fair trade
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you lost your drone while trying to navigate it around Seattle's Great Wheel ferris wheel, Seattle police would like a word with you. They also have a bucket of broken plastic for you to retrieve
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
An 11-bedroom oceanfront home with gold coated balconies, fountains, gates and doors is on the market for $159 million. No word on when the massive TRUMP sign will go up
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Ahead of the next tube strike, Transport For London publish map of walking times between stations
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Nothing says autumn has arrived quite like a fresh baked pie. What goes in yours? You know, in addition to the alcohol
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Past: Council chief helps to axe every public toilet in his town. Present: Council chief fined for urinating in the street
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Suddenly every Victoria's Secret was swarming with rugged outdoorsmen
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Elderly couple who called emergency number because they were "lonely" suffer police interrogation
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this theater date
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guess what doesn't cause cancer anymore? No, not bacon, but Roundup is safe again. Drink up
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Did you manage to forego the slip-ons and actually tie your own shoes today? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: what advice can you offer me as I take over your job of responding to clearly fake letter-writers seeking advice on resolving non-existent problems?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Today's lawn care pro tip: if 'yard work' puts you at risk of 'alligator attack' you might need to cut the grass a bit more often. Or move out of Florida, one of the two
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Last surviving dive bomber pilot from the Battle of Midway recalls dropping bombs that helped sink TWO Japanese carriers. With bonus awesome story on how Norman Jack Kleiss got the nickname 'Dusty'
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Balding French Jihadist arrested during hair transplant in Turkey. Meanwhile, here in the US, we let people with bad hair who want to destroy civilization run for President
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
DC woman arrested for forcible twerking at gas station. Story includes video of alleged twerking
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A wiener dog saves two boys by frightening off a black bear. Give that dog a tube steak
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(The Local)
 
 
 
¡nǝlq ǝɹɔɐS
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Anonymous donor gives $10 million to public radio, will soon receive world's largest tote bag
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Walking in on your parents having sex. Really bad: They are dead at the time
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Research says you should train for a career that you're passionate about and not one that makes you a lot of money. Nine out of ten baristas who majored in Philosophy agree
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Emu on the lam for 66 days prompts elementary school lockdown in Delaware. Armed federal agents on standby
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's better to be obese than have a beer belly. Although it can be a lifesaver to have a 54 inch waistline to absorb the shock of hitting the steering wheel when crashing in a car with Takata airbags
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(Milton Keynes Citizen)
 
 
 
Milton Keynes finally leads the drone revolution in something truly awesome
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Some people are actually amazed that other people would be keeping a death count going for 'Black Friday' shopping. Somewhere in this sadness there's a joke
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian TV pulls a Rivera
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Star Wars fan Daniel Fleetwood will be buried with a custom-made Darth Vader lightsaber thanks to his brother-in-law, an engineer fulfilling his dying wish. And Fleetwood will be honored with a Life Day Celebration
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Now that you no longer have to child-proof your home for your children you need to start thinking about senior-proofing your home for your parents
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
"Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups." Well, that escalated quickly
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MRAs spend a quiet evening alone furiously debating the script of Good Will Hunting
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Alert shopper averts shooting rampage by calling 9-1-1 to report gun-wielding maniac-- in a commissary on a military base, where guards are always armed
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Marvel unveils new adult-oriented comic book bedding sets done in black and white. But they don't make them bigger than full size because your spouse will never go for it
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Numbers don't lie. Oh God, but neither do donuts. Or chocolate pudding. Or pie. Big Macs? No, no...Big Macs don't lie
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(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Teacher shows seven-year-old students reality TV show Naked and Afraid. Details still a little blurry
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wide angle PIR sensor
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart's approach to Black Friday will be more digital-based and less mob scene in stores-based
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Defeating racism on campus has one big hurdle: "There's no law that says you can't be an idiot"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Staying in a hotel? Don't forget about Rule #1 - NEVER sleep in the nude. Ever. Don't even think about it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Ohh yeah, take it off, take it all off (gallery of gum removal from Seattle's wall)
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Thanks to modern technology, you can now make 20-year-old rum in only six days
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The light rail track is not your personal HOV lane
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The definition of panic: Man gets a call that his house is on fire with his kids inside. Races home, but flips the car. Crawls out then sprints the last half mile. Medics say the only injuries in the incident were to the man, as a result of the run
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Colorado is quickly becoming home to medical refugees who want to legally treat their ill children with marijuana but can't in their home states
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The details surrounding the suicide and career of disgraced Fox Lake police officer illustrate just how difficult it has become to fire bad public employees in places like Illinois
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The best burger in the world has been found...and it's 100% vegetarian
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
Not news: High school makes a student take a drug test. News: Student begs high school to let her take a drug test
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The nation would be a much happier place if the land was divided into perfect square miles as prescribed by the Jefferson Grid, instead of the Franklin Jumble that exists today
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Hankering for Hot Pockets saves man's life. Hot Pockets, nature's perfect food
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 549: "Soldiers in Uniform" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 11, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Nice going Bloomingdale's, encouraging rape in your Xmas advertising will go over well with your target audience
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How Last Post predates Fark itself. LGT LP 1
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EPA: "Sorry, if Canadians want to poop on themselves, there's not much we can do"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Israel boycotts boycott
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Create the cover for your own autobiography (LGT examples)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Great Christmas Coffee Cup Controversy of 2015 continues to brew as Dunkin' Donuts unveils its seasonal coffee cup design
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This guy should be steered to a new hobby, like chemtrail investigations or something
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(Newser)
 
 
 
"Look, Crayola, when you sold me an 'adult' coloring book, I had certain...uh...expectations about where I'd be putting my pencil, you know?"
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
One D-Day veteran recounts his glider crashing behind enemy lines, killing all 27 of his companions. And that's only where his troubles began
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good job, Portland. You've managed to keep your city so weird, it's now too expensive for the hipsters
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(Daily Toreador)
 
 
 
Hipsters can be considered American heroes because hipster lifestyle encourages us to eat well, live clean, explore our world, and pursue our passions. "Hipsters seem to have figured something out the rest of us aren't quite getting yet"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
40 high school students treated by paramedics after falling victim to debilitating bout of mass hysteria
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Did all our fake letters force you into retirement?"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Tinder's newest update will 'significantly increase' matches, STD rates
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For Veterans Day, here are ten big myths about World War I debunked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former President Jimmy Carter is responding well to his cancer treatment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely tricycle
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You thought Comic Sans was annoying? Be thankful you are not Japanese trying to read something in English in Electroharmonix
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Beauty tip blogger claims facials keep her skin smooth and soft. Yes this is a euphemism (not safe for work)
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Come for a pint, stay for the wall-to-wall pussy
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
In related news, "Want a drink from my meat straw?" is still a stupid pickup line
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Veterans hope molly can cure PTSD
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court overrules lower court and says the NSA phone data collection is totes legit, doesn't need to be shut down after all. Gee...wonder what those judges had on their phones? Hmmm
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(CBC)
 
 
 
At the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month we shall remember them
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Clock successfully disarmed by the Broward County bomb squad
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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(Network World)
 
 
 
College kids have been begging parents to send money since at least 1743
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The World War I Armistice officially ended the fighting at the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, 1918. Here is the story of the those final moments and last person to die in the war - an American, shot dead at 10:59am
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida schools find the perfect way to stop bullying: punish the other kid for defending themselves
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Target accused of making fun of people with OCD with their 'Obsessive Christmas Disorder' sweater
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Move over, truck nuts--drones with testicles are ready to teabag the world
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Coast Guard helicopter comes across northern right whale dolphin pod migration off Pacific Northwest coast. With pics
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
From the "Don't Want No Part of That" department, Indonesia considering replacing prison guards with crocodiles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Explained: why your cat licks itself so much. Unexplained: why your cat licks you so much
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this end-of-Prohibition celebration, 1933
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(Time)
 
 
 
The dictionary has lost all meaning; now non-cromulent words and phrases like "doge," "on fleek," and "yaaas" have been added online
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(The Local)
 
 
 
You can't teach your grandma to suck eggs but it turns out you CAN teach her to fill them with drugs, stash them in her vagina and smuggle them into prison for you
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver pot regulators propose extending moratorium on new pot businesses by two years. Before hollering "protectionism!" consider that Denver dispensaries outnumber Colorado Starbucks, 390-208
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember: Facebook is not running a lottery where the winner gets $600,000 for accepting a stranger's friend request
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Nerd Nite Providence's (which COULD be a Fark party) Inaugural event. Topics include: Evolutionary Biology, Planetary Geology, and Post-Humanity
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Pastor of a megachurch that brings in $500,000 per week won't reveal his salary, because "It's what Jesus would want"
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(Poetry Foundation)
 
 
 
This is a poem by Wilfred Owen about what happens to disabled men in war. Owen was killed in action in 1918, a week before the Armistice was signed
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman's partner chickens out during labour, runs for help while ambulance officer phone-coaches her to a successful delivery
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
40 years ago, Gordon Lightfoot got the inspiration for a song. No, not Sundown
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cool beans, this guy kept a journal of himself dying from a venomous snake bite just for you ...and SCIENCE
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Writer tries drinking like a colonial American for a day, ends up dumping his tea into the harbor
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Does your Dutch family tell tales of an important missing letter three centuries ago? Do we have news for you
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Tue November 10, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman finds kidney donor through Tinder. Wow...today's BDSM sure is kinky
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar waters 2,000 meters below the sea off Shandong. Lots of it
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Of the 429 crew members who died on the USS Oklahoma during the Pearl Harbor attack, only 35 have been identified. Due to advances in forensic science, the remains of 7 additional have now been identified and 80% should be identified within 5 years
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
After cities ignore law requiring legitimate speed limits instead of speed traps, Michigan lawmakers propose law requiring cities not to ignore law requiring legitimate speed limits instead of speed traps
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Gettin' unlucky in Kentucky
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Food deserts not responsible for unhealthy eating. Food desserts on the other hand
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these magnificent men and their megaphones
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Chris Christie bans powdered alcohol. Powdered sugar still ok
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Guy arrested for identity theft had 841 Department of Justice identity documents containing social security numbers, names and addresses
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(Time to Break)
 
 
 
CIA used music of boy band to torture detainees in Afghanistan. THOSE MONSTERS
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In honor of Fallout 4's release: Turns out we came exceptionally close to nuclear war in 1983
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who SMASHES YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A WINE BOTTLE FOR GIVING MY BOOK A ONE-STAR REVIEW
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(The Local)
 
 
 
One man dead and another shopping for a doctor after shopping cart ride tops out at 80 kilometers per hour
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In case you haven't made a decision on the Starbuck's cup debacle, the expert has weighed in
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish politicians call for 'animal police,' raising the terrible specter of having your door kicked in at 2 AM by jack-booted Basset Hounds
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Windows 10 has achieved sentience and is slowly but surely worming its way into your hearts and hard drives. Mostly hard drives. Mostly
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"I am not crazy but I have chained myself to the top of the waterpark slide tower," said somebody who is obviously crazy
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Racketeering ring arrested after making $7m selling the most valuable substance known to man: toner ink
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks, which already offers free college tuition for military veterans will now offer free tutition to their spouses and children. B-b-but WAR ON CHRISTMAS
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this coal miner
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Is the lack of a 2016 Baby Jesus Christmas Edition Chevy Silverado more evidence of a war on Christmas?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Woman saves man from savage beating over leaf blower incident, by drawing her gun and making the attacker leaf
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Miss BumBum Brazil winner announced. Not safe for twerk
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hedwig goes full Marilyn Monroe
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
The U.S. Marshals always get their man, even if it takes 37 years to find him
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(Alabama Crimson White)
 
 
 
Playing music too loud, that's a tasing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I can't believe the news today. An arrest was made in the 1972 'Bloody Sunday' killings
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A scaled map of countries in which their size represents the amount of financial aid they receive from the U.S. Why, hello there, Israel
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A new blood test can spot 'hidden' aggressive prostate cancer tumours by analysing proteins and genes, according to scientists who have given it the thumbs up
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Breast-feeding mom exchanges gunshots with home intruders
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Big boobs Now we have your attention check out these lovely bags of cement
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, there are still douchebags
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Armed standoff vanishes anticlimactically after suspect vanishes into the third dimension. Now police won't say who the suspect was or what he looks like. The memory of this article will self-destruct in five seconds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Attention shoppers, we hope you are finding what you went shopping for, but watch out for that 800 lb. alligator while doing so"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Remember how MSG is bad for you and is killing us all through Chinese food? Yeah, about that
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(Evesham Journal)
 
 
 
Firefighters called after smoke is seen coming from a sex toy shop. In a related story, the Black and Decker P-9400 Orgasmatron has been recalled
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(CIO)
 
 
 
Scary: Cyberespionage group has targeted over 1600 high-value individuals in the last year alone. Amusing: Researchers got loads of information after the group infected their own computers
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The Nintendo PlayStation: It's real and it works
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
"Sir, you may be drunk, but your 9-year-old boy cannot drive you to the gas station or anywhere for that matter"
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
"And once by God, I was a Marine" - Lee Marvin, 1967. Happy 240th Birthday to all the Farkers who can say the same thing
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Seriously, how can somebody shoot themselves with an arrow from a crossbow?
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pale sunrise
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
For eons, seabirds could hunt fish with impunity. But now some of those fish have had it up to their gills and they're eating the seabirds. Oh. My. Cod
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Terminally ill 'Star Wars' fan dies one week after seeing 'The Force Awakens'
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Wife decides to convince hubby to rake the leaves by trying to run him over with her car in the driveway. And yes, alcohol was a factor
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Using public transportation makes you healthier. Because if your immune system can withstand the kind of bacterial assault inflicted upon by the unwashed heathen who rely on public transportation, it can withstand anything
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A painting by Amedeo Modigliani just sold for $170 million at Christie's. Tag is for the painting's subject and her attire, or lack thereof (probably not safe for work)
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Does your "Mee-Maw" smell? Don't tell her. She might get miffed
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Transit police in Boston tweet out important "etiquette" update for subway riders: Keep your rabbits off of the seats. Gee, sounds like someone's got a wild hare
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Happens to me all the time
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bad: Judge demands to know why rape victim didn't "keep [her] knees together." Worse: He finds the offender not guilty because she didn't try hard enough to fight him off
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Philadelphia couple shot dead while having sex in their parked SUV
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Thanks to outsourcing, that airplane you're taking is one misplaced screw away from killing everyone on board
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Mon November 09, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Don't rob people. Definitely don't rob people at gun point. Most definitely don't rob people at gun point who happen to be plain clothes cops
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"What do you want on your pizza? A whole chicken? A case of beer? A tire?" I dunno man, they must have a Brazilian toppings
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Three-eyed catfish caught in canal in Brooklyn. Montgomery Burns unavailable for comment. (pic)
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Target says shopping on Thanksgiving is now a tradition. Sorry Target but eating too much turkey and all the foods that go with it, avoiding certain relatives and rooting against the Dallas Cowboys are Thanksgiving traditions
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Shovel-wielding Frenchman in his underwear becomes Photoshop celebrity
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
City refuses to let group known as "Confederate Veterans Lives Matter" have a parade float, so the group is suing over a civil rights violation despite the fact there are no living confederate veterans
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Yale professor: "You students are able to decide as a community what is and isn't okay to wear on Halloween." Yale students: "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Charles, Camilla, and a tuatara
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Another year, another story about a couple of ass-wipes stealing the Royal Canadian Legion poppy donation box from Tim Hortons
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(The Veterans' Site)
 
 
 
FedEx: When it absolutely, positively, needs to be there overnight. Patriot Guard Riders: Hold on a second there, Swifty
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Protip: Never rely on a four year old to provide cover while you load groceries at Kroger
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
The War on Christmas escalates as Santa's glacier is destroyed by bargain hunters
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
If you're seeing possums and people jumping out of your refrigerator because of Flakka it was probably best that you DID call 911. WOAH
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At least ten killed in Cuajinicuilapa, Mexico when somebody brought a gun to a cockfight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Egypt finds some ancient grain silos
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And next on their international tour, ISIS beheaded to Afghanistan
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock, but it seems wealthy people have an advantage over poors when in need of organ donations
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Another reason why climate change sucks: Hotter scorching summers mean you'll be having less sex than you aren't having now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption these drummers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Activist who previously nailed his balls to the ground sets fire to the FSB's front door. Putin to respond by having his balls nailed again
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Sea World San Diego to phase out killer whale show, but be sure and stop by the KW Cafe for a Shamuburger instead
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Politicians could soon be allowed to breastfeed in Parliament. Meanwhile I'm stuck with sandwiches and coffee
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hipster in motion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A notable omission from a list of attendees at a major state funeral in North Korea leads to speculation that one of Kim Jong Un's former closest confidants may be the guest of honor at the next such occasion
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Mental asylum for sale, cheap. The ghosts and specters are thrown in for no extra charge
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
A vitamin doughnut a day keeps the doctor away
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The ten countries that spend the most on health care. Hey, check out #1 with a bullet wound
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We're running out of places to store our eels
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And they HUFFED and they PUFFED and they BLEW the Big Bad Wolfe away
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If you win $895 in the Melbourne Cup and post a selfie of yourself with your winning ticket, you shouldn't be surprised when someone on Facebook grabs the barcode and steals your prize. You probably WILL be surprised, but you shouldn't
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I can't decide who are the bigger idiots - the nimrods who promised a "silent" fireworks display or the dupes who believed them
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Step One: Eat alone
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You may have a bit of a problem when you show up too drunk to accept an award from Mothers Against Drunk Driving. Especially if you're a cop
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Are you good at untangling Christmas lights? This grocery store would like to hire you to do just that
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The biggest threat to our children is *spins Wheel of Parental Concerns* Kidz Bop CDs, which "shelter kids from modernity by sanitizing lyrics"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Today, Illinoisans can purchase medical marijuana legally, though no word what will happen when they fail a drug test at work
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bear surfing
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Now you can get your ass to the Gas & Grass
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
The unlock knob of the prisoner transport van will also no longer work from the inside
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
With Keystone XL being shot down, we just want to remind you of the other method of shipping crude oil and its practicalities (with video)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Men unable to find clitoris festival, a Franken-Stein monster, and four minutes of pure hell: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/1 - 11/6
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Adding a tiny hipster housing unit to your house in Portland? The county tax assessor can't wait to have a talk with you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
There's "on a night out with friends," and then there's "had your hand chopped off while on a night out with friends"
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
U. S. Navy "has no plans to back down" from Arabian Gulf tensions, is prepared to blast attack boats, UAVs, and ballistic missiles with a frickin' laser. With awesome pic of frickin' laser
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Think your life is difficult? Meet the man whose name is Taylor Swift
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Thrift store Goodwill is starting to go high-end in an attempt to make the Whole Foods crowd feel better
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tired of penning your own notes, letters, holiday cards? Let a robot create and SEND a handwritten letter for you. It's the ultimate ghost writer
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Group of journalists scour Wikipedia to find the 10 most bizarre, comically weird, brilliantly strange articles. "The result is a pretty killer list of what brilliance results when the Internet's nerds put their collective minds together"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, you can't fight here. This is a war re-enactment
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
We don't have your mother's body in stock but we can offer you your choice of other corpse models
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yes, there's a world record for longest two-wheeled sideways driving distance, and it was just broken
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