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Sun November 01, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Got a few hours? 170,000 images of the Great Depression have now been posted by Yale University and the Library of Congress
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
As if attacks by coyotes weren't enough, San Franciscans walking their dogs now have to watch out for attacks by packs of raccoons
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(GMX)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man shaping things up
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Report: Attractive faces hold our attention longer than unattractive ones. Conclusion: the authors needed a publication for tenure
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Once again, for the 84,659th time - If you're going on vacation, DON'T post the news on Facebook
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(Ian Visits)
 
 
 
Behind an anonymous door in an unremarkable wall, can be found one of London's hidden marvels - the Post Office railway
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(GMX)
 
 
 
Photoshop this worldly selfie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The man who accidentally brought down the Berlin Wall has died
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sorry, kids, but the First Amendment does protect 'hate speech'
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(Retford Times)
 
 
 
To save money, Limeys to cut down lime trees leading into Tickhill. Critics mourn loss of roadside beauty, inevitable rise of scurvy
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rich city aims to solve homeless problem with fundraising drive for (a) police, (b) bus tickets to Florida, or (c) mental health care
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bronx neighborhood has Oklahoma State themed Halloween
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(El Faro Web Site)
 
 
 
The wreckage of the El Faro may have been located, according to the El Faro Incident website. In other news, the El Faro Incident has its own website
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Braiding hair in Iowa? Yeah, that's a jailing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Briton smashes record for longest continuous ironing session by a man. That must have been four minutes of pure hell
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(Time)
 
 
 
American mom is shocked, SHOCKED to find out German parents trust their children and place high value on independence and responsibility. "Where were the piles of soft padded foam? The liability notices? The personal injury lawyers?"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big mouth
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(Farmington Daily Times)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Hobbies gone wild
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Homework, tests, and needless pressure are destroying our children
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
If you're a bikini model who escaped custody by squeezing herself through a police car window while handcuffed, it's probably best not to send out a selfie with your handcuffs still attached
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
"It's helped him to be more social," Bastante said. "It's also therapy for us parents, because we get to be with other families that can relate"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Hey, how about I dress up as a suicide bomber for Halloween? The guys at Fort Bragg will laugh their asses off. What could possibly go wrong?"
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(io9)
 
 
 
Eleven horror movies that are scary because of what they say about humanity. Oh, the humanity
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
"I just want to know why the girl - instead of stealing my beer - didn't put her hand out and keep my head from hitting the ground," Baccari says
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(Chron)
 
 
 
A loving remembrance of Houston's last great theme park, Astroworld, which shut down for good ten years ago this week
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
"Everyone knows that coaches can turn into pumpkins, But whoever heard of pumpkins turning into the Beatles?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
College students need to have urban legends and scary stories because it's all part of the experience
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Most nutrition studies are so inadequately done (small sample sizes, limited duration) that we should ignore them. That includes the recent one that says there's no basic nutritional difference among honey, sugar and high fructose corn syrup
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman was beaten, doused in gasoline and left unconscious as an intruder set her house on fire. Ten years later, she's now unrecognizable ... in a very good way
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Texas. Mother Nature: challenge accepted, biatch
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's a very special Halloween edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Three hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It'll soon be impossible to sue corporations
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
M&M unveils new cafe mocha flavored candies just in time to ruin Christmas
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Sat October 31, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fake Federal agent weaves web of deceit
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The best part about Halloween in Phoenix is the weather at night. The worst part about Halloween in Phoenix is all the rattlesnakes at night
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shamed soldier
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Reset the clock
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dam it to hold
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Prepare to be scared: It's Fark's annual scary story thread. Bonus: Subby will buy a month of Total Fark for the top two voted stories if the Mods keep this story towards the top of the page
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sofa king dangerous
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do you fly between Chicago and LA? If so, the DEA is watching you
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(Guardian Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sneaky snake
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I told you not to leave the keys in the car, Joe
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Here's a website that helps you figure out how much more daylight you get from DST. Surely this will be a great jumping off point for a completely rational discussion of the topic
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Two kinds of edamame, also known as soy beans, recalled because they may contain...soy
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Please check out our story on who can save journalism and provide for its future. And come back for tomorrow's topics: Global warming -- it's a good thing. And get used to the gas prices, citizens
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Halloween asteroid bears a remarkable resemblance to a Human skull. Everybody panic
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Europe's largest fire festival features vikings, ninjas, and men in dresses. Unknown whether the vikings told their friends about the event through Norse code
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Police internal investigation "didn't find any violations of policy" in head-busting of 77-year-old blind man who was just waiting for a bus. Jury, however, finds $400,000 worth
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(yakoobahmad.com)
 
 
 
Subby's Halloween IOT Pumpkin Patch
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(Metro)
 
 
 
While you wankers in New York whine about your little pizza/donut rat problem, the UK has a whole lot of NOPE that is trying to colonize the country
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California highways announce move to discontinue use of impact font on road signs
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Your neighborhood pot dealer may be facing some new competition today
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
An electrical panel at an Intel plant imitates the performance of a first-generation Celeron processor
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
A single deaf cartoonist with a chip on his shoulder is the sole reason America had Prohibition in the first place
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(Guardian Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these buddies
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Art museum employees dress up as their favorite works of art for Halloween, put your average cosplayer to shame. Sorry, can't deslide the slideshow, but it's still worth the view
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(NextShark)
 
 
 
"You've got your Halloween in my Caturday." "No, you've got YOUR Caturday in MY Halloween." Oh forget it, enjoy 'Werewolf Cats' that act like dogs and cost up to $2500
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Noted Chicago eatery takes Halloween to the next level, transforms into McDowell's for the day. Soul Glo sold separately
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
In breaking news out of Michigan - 96% of Detroit students are not proficient in math, 98% of Detroit Lions are not proficient in tackling
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
A Russian airplane with over 200 passengers flying from Egypt to Russia went missing shortly after takeoff and now the Egyptian prime minister confirms the airplane has crashed in the Sinai
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chile removing copies of Little Red Riding Hood books from schools that feature Red having a mouthful of the wolf for a change
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
500 Colorado hospitals are on the hook for a $258 million settlement in a federal whistle-blower case alleging improper Medicare billing of 10,000 procedures
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Five months into the experiment, after some initial reservations, I gave up toilet paper. Now I do things the way hundreds of millions (including my extended family) in India do - with water and my left hand"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween - 20 terrifying horror stories that are just two sentences long
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man saves dog from attack by Mountain Lion in his underwear; why the cougar was wearing his underwear is unknown
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Fri October 30, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, the scariest thing you'll see on the eve of Halloween: your score on the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Hot Fuzz
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Either Julia Roberts, sexy Marco Rubio, or a xenomorph
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Creepy things invented in America
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Choosy moms choose shrapnel
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Your van's GPS will tell the cops where you moved the body
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(Newser)
 
 
 
"God, I hate these Amber Alerts. You're never anywhere near the missing child. They just annoy... oh wait, there she is"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Great White tours Eastern Europe
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you've been summonsed for fraudulently parking in a disabled parking space, and you drive to court to answer those charges, it's probably a good idea not to park ... OK, you're ahead of me, and yes, yes he did
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The back of your head is perceived as a threat to the young Barred Owl. The front ain't doing you any favors, either
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this compact view
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man showing four-year-old girl how to light a pumpkin gives accidental lesson in flash fire and burn unit
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Detective N.S. Sherlock concludes that a bag of human bones buried in a cemetery is "no accident. Placed there purposely"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hmm, Bottlenose bruises. Blowhole burns. Flipper prints. This looks like the work of rowdy teens. Lou, cancel the prom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out that the only thing 'wild' about your wild salmon might be the claim that it's wild
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
As if the place wasn't already terrifying, Northern Territories coroners are warning boaters that leaping crocodiles are a danger
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Police chief insists town is safe and that homicides typically happen between people who know one another. So you can rest easy as long as you don't know anyone
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
"Excuse me Mr. doppelgänger passenger, you are in my seat"
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Study confirms what cat owners have known for years
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five sent to the hospital after chemistry class accident melts snowflakes
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Huge rift in the earth opens up in Wyoming mountains near Yellowstone supervolcano. Been nice knowing you
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Apparently NYC Pizza Rat has sent out Donut Rat for dessert
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this familiar costumed character
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Uber app knocked offline by massive demand for kitten delivery
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Drunk drivers are getting key evidence against them thrown out by arguing they were too drunk to consent to blood or breath tests
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
According to MP, England cannot end tampon tax without agreement from all 28 EU nations. Sounds like someone is bloated and grumpy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If 20,000 men's penises were falling off, the world would stop"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Oh, you're going on an ocean cruise? On a cruise ship? That's cool, I used to like cruise ships back before ocean cruises got so mainstream. Now I take ocean cruises on cargo ships, you probably haven't heard of them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rapper turned Islamic State pitchman Deso Dogg killed by U.S. airstrike in Syria. Police brutality suspected
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Scientist claims to have seen giant beaver
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
26-year-old woman accused of carjacking an elderly woman in Port Richey. With helpful photo of the elderly woman
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars crash five times as much as regular ones, says study by the Regular Ones Society of America
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
17-second video clip leaked of the motorcycle gang shootout at the Twin Peaks in Waco this past May. Agent Cooper disavows any involvement
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Forget the zombie apocalypse, Oregon is going old school with the Black Death this Halloween
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Frenchman develops cure for plumber's crack
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The drinking capitol of England has been found
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not a single child got any marijuana laced candy in Colorado last year, but let's be concerned about that anyway
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(Time)
 
 
 
Having successfully defeated the Sea of Japan, China warns of potential for war in South China Sea
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
TSA conducts internal audit after damning report, discovers it had one program that was actually making travelers slightly less miserable, kills it
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A look at which states have civil forfeiture laws, which means you can lose all your possessions to police even if they don't charge you with a crime
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Could somebody please add a 1 3/8" black border around this pic? (LGT pic) I want to order a framed canvas print of this, but without the border I'm requesting, my forehead and the locket will get cut off
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
According to survey conducted by Romero Institute of Japan, working mothers of small children spend less time on personal grooming, more time on parenting than single working women
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
'I'm a shaaaark'... ''Me tooooo'... 'So am IIIII'
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Do civil commitments create Constitutional conundrums when it's sex offenders who've served their sentences?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
And you thought expensive watches didn't grow on trees. Ye of little faith
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(Monroe News Star)
 
 
 
Do you occasionally put the pennies from your pocket change in a jar? Meet the man who has been doing it obsessively for 45 years ... and has a lot to show for it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you're a legal resident of New Mexico your driver's license is about to get a whole lot less useful
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Attack of the 25-foot jack-o-lantern
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Kentucky judge rules that a man had the right to shoot down a drone over his house. Defendant now flying high
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to score extra candy on Halloween (according to kids)
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(SheKnows)
 
 
 
Mom can't be bothered to check precious snowflake's trick-or-treat loot for peanuts, insists that neighbors do it for her
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
The Homestar Runner 2015 Halloween toon is here. The House That Gave Sucky Tricks
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Never mind your drones, in 1977 a British hospital was using homing pigeons to deliver blood samples cross town. It was cheaper than the alternatives, presumably because of their tiny bills
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What do Steven Seagal, Gerard Depardieu, Fred Durst, and Vladimir Putin all have in common?
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Thu October 29, 2015
(WPTZ Burlington)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be Fall in Vermont until a restaurant offered a road kill dinner menu. Finders eaters
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Horse sex man sentenced to 14 months in prison for bestiality, lifetime of ridicule from wife and relatives for being "horse sex man"
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Hoping to remain relevant, Lowes finally locates potential customers without a Home Depot nearby
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Check out the tail on this Argentinian
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
Hells Angels are not protesting legal weed in front of Canadian Parliament so stop sharing that story already, Facebook
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looks like Russia may have joined the "Accidentally Bombed a Hospital" club
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hipster emerging from his underground lair
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Good: Fire breaks out in residential high-rise, and firemen evacuate all residents. Bad: Two days later
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
This just in: If you put an infant in a wheeled box made of flimsy aluminum tubes and nylon fabric and tow it behind a bicycle down a street surrounded by cars and trucks, there is a slightly increased risk of injury
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Drone brought down by: A) Gunfire, B) SAM missile, C) Soccer ball
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Retired cop who shot and killed a man in a theater for throwing popcorn at him will use Florida's notorious Stand Your Ground law as his defense
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
E-Cigs may be safer than smoking but cigarettes won't blow your face off
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Forty-two thousand pounds of pizza dough and flour spilled in truck wreck. Officials on the lookout for trucks carrying tomato sauce, cheese
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(Chowhound)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Are you a purist or do you like to mix flavors in? That's right, it's time to talk about fudge. What's your favorite recipe? Difficulty: no packing required
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle Public Library rejects proposed $1.3 million rebranding to "Seattle Public Libraries" on grounds that it was too silly and attracted too much public ridicule
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
The most dangerous place to drive is near a safety camera
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this potted plant
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Trying to save the life of a 7 year old who is choking? That's a suspension
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Um, this is difficult. Uh, well, turns out you probably have herpes. You might want to let others know. Sorry
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Fashion-forward thief has her white-streaked hair and distinctive back tattoo captured perfectly by security camera as she uses stolen credit card
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Homicide Suspect to police: I want to turn myself in for killing my girlfriend. Police: Go somewhere else
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
"I'm going to die here," Milligan recalled thinking. "'I'm going to drown.' My hair is wrapping around my neck and I start freaking out. I'm telling them I can't breathe and they're just laughing and doing it more"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Well, didn't see this one coming. Jack-o-Lanterns cause global warming. Thanks, Pumpkin King
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
For Sale: one pacemaker, slightly used
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Butterfly UFOs are real and they hover above the streetlights of America. Why yes, Subby put down the liquor hours ago
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(Time)
 
 
 
Lesbian couple kissing in a grocery store? You bet that's an arrest
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
'Severed foot' found on Dublin, Ireland beach, authorities immediately call British Columbia, Canada to see if it walked from their area
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Witch wins protective order against warlock in Salem court, threatens to cast a spell on him if he keeps harassing her
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
City talks openly about setting speed limits to maximize revenue
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As bad as you thought South Sudan was, it's worse. A whole lot worse
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Club settles with strippers who sued. Subby would settle with any strippers, but if you've got a librarian with glasses he'll be in the Champagne Room
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Scantily-clad woman who pretended to be drunk in the street for a social experiment was treated with kindness and respect by men. Nah ... just kidding (w/video)
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Let's give it up for our nation's resilient breed, the hard-working, sleep deprived, bartender parents of America. "We love our children and drinking culture"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
She pulls a pellet gun, you pull your car keys. It's the Denver way
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Royal Dick looking for donors. Please give generously
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There are numerous approved teaching techniques available to get chatty students to stop talking. Unfortunately, a roll of duct tape is not one of them
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stylish spacesuit
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(The Root)
 
 
 
We've heard all about the cop who was fired after assaulting an unruly schoolgirl, but what about the kid herself? Turns out she had just been placed in foster care after the death of her mother and grandmother
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(BBC)
 
 
 
China finally accepts that once you've had one Chinese you'll definitely want another one
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wind energy, the green power solution that everyone said would never work, is now so cheap it is being used as a hedge against fluctuating natural gas prices
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(WAOW Wausau)
 
 
 
"I'm a shaaark... I'm a shaaaaaaark..." "Get off my lawn"
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
An assistant prosecuting attorney hates spiders SO much that when the office was decorated for Halloween, he pulled out a gun and threatened to shoot every spider in sight. Something about arachnophobia was mentioned
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby giant panda kindergarten is the cutest farking thing ever
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
"The witness also heard a third woman say, 'I'm sorry Jamie, she got away before I could hit her with a shovel.'" You bet meth was involved
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
As bad as you thought Jared Fogle was, it's worse. A whole lot worse
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(Huffington Post)
 
Weeners
 
Student gets a "D" on his assignment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man gets robbed, then falls on a set of electrified train tracks. Just wasn't his day
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scotsman books airline ticket to Rio during drunken binge. Realizes next day, but can't get a refund, so takes trip and has a blast
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
HS football coach threatens to sue school district for telling him to stop public praying at games. Fox makes him a hero. Satanists invited to pray at games. "That's when I felt the need to contact The Satanic Temple"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Parents tell Board of Education that "testing makes kids suffer." Isn't that the point?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
With 1.5 million deaths per year, tuberculosis has surpassed AIDS/HIV as the deadliest communicable disease known to mankind
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 547: "Hallowe'en 7" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 28, 2015
(ABC News)
 
 
 
DC cop caught on video beating 17-year-old high school girl
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Sad news on doggy skateboarding front: Celebrity bulldog Tillman passes away, takes his last ride over the Rainbow Bridge
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Would you eat crap that is many years past the 'eat-by' date? Watch what happens when these crazy Irish brothers try 26-year-old 'vintage' cereal (some not safe for work language)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Note to self: stick to beer
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Reset the clock
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CEOs with daughters run more socially responsible companies. Suck it, Trump haters
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this eager competitor
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Yes, it was forty thousand pounds of mashed bana... er, wait, mangoes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"No, wait. Don't go. Come closer, we can be friends"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
College professor refuses to follow curriculum, won't make students waste $180 on a math textbook
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Bakery worker who turned away a guide dog owned by a blind student did not see her termination coming
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Two dead in WW2-era tank blast. This is not a repeat from 1945
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Does this dress make my vagina look big?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Anonymous hacktivists are planning to reveal the identities of 1,000 members of the Ku Klux Klan including the dyslexic one who hates gingers
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You know that feeling when you're about to board a plane and you notice one of the other passengers is morbidly obese, has poor personal hygiene and drools?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lesbian couple post Facebook advert for sperm donor with list of 'optional' and 'dream world' qualities
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Firearms sales in Europe skyrocketing thanks to immigration crises, Obama
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Mall of America just completed free mallwide wi-fi in time for the Holidays. That'll make it much easier to window shop and then order the items cheaper from Amazon
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Drone strikes [electrical line] in West Hollywood, killing [power for] 700 civilians
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Attention teenagers: if you're not embarrassed to be seen purchasing homeopathic constipation relief at CVS, you can get 40 proof liquor over the counter
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
People keep on getting angry at bacon for causing cancer, but they've forgotten all about the world's other evils like wood dust, salted fish (Chinese style) and plutonium
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red object
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(The Local)
 
 
 
If you're going to leave a fake restaurant review, make sure the restaurant has actually had its grand opening first
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(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Entrepreneurs invent a safer gun for self defense. NRA lobbying congress to have it banned in 3...2...1
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The U.S. spy blimp tethered in Aberdeen Maryland is running loose, riding the wind. If it lands in your back yard, kindly inform the authorities
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(Vindy News)
 
 
 
It's never a good day when your house catches fire. It's even worse when firefighters stumble on your weed. BONUS: The house is on Budd Street
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
DC's most fabulous hair stylist asks $550 per extension and feeds his horses Krispy Kreme
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(Today Online)
 
 
 
Malaysia considering banning naked Chinese people from its beaches
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"I went ghost hunting in Gettysburg and forgot my proton pack"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
8.5, 8.0, 9.0, and a 9.5 from the Romanian judge
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
She was ridiculed for her big nose and 400 lovers. But if not for Peggy Guggenheim, it's "quite possible that seminal works by Brâncuşi, Klee, Mondrian, Magritte and Kandinsky would have disappeared in one of the Nazis' bonfires of 'degenerate' art"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why Australians sound drunk all the time. Alcohol may have been involved, mate
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Man found guilty of attempting to murder a guy who he had already killed. Wait, what?
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(A Plus)
 
 
 
Whatever you may think of modern gynecological exams, you have to admit that it's a lot better now that doctors are doing it--instead of space aliens, who took care of that kind of stuff in 1895
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
And the Lions are on the board
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastor Sham Hungwe is in trouble for selling magic pens that let you pass exams without studying. Sham said his brother Scam came up with the idea, while his other brother Spam is in charge of marketing
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(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
You know that feeling you get when the tow truck company hands you a $48,000 bill
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jetstar flight attendant apparently slept through the class on the difference between a pregnant passenger and an overweight passenger
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
South Carolina school resource officer to be tossed
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Courtroom etiquette: Wait for the verdict before making a break for it
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(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Wanted: fearless nightwatch man and dog to guard haunted cave after last victims quit. Send CV to Wookey Hole
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
China goes beyond the old school rule of using a ruler to discipline the kindergarteners, they've advanced to using straight bamboo cane
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New York man creates a sovereign nation in Utah called Zaqistan. Which could be dangerous, because as soon as oil is discovered he'll be dealing with a military invasion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man removed from tumour
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(Time)
 
 
 
Time magazine: "How Che Guevara Didn't Let Asthma Affect His Ambitions". First in a series to include "Mao Overcomes Teen Acne" and "Stalin's Brave Struggle With Social Anxiety"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fox News Host admits in lawsuit that she looks like a toy hamster
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fast food dining tip: Shattering a glass door will NOT lead to cheaper prices for sausage biscuits at the Waffle House
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Not news: woman arrested for extreme DUI. News: after recklessly driving and killing her mother in the process. Fark: in a golf cart
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Another day, another doping scandal. Difficulty: Kids' world puddle jumping championships
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tall truck + short bridge = flat bicyclist
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Pets are psychic because cats can predict when they will be fed, new survey of idiots reveals
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is the big one coming? 400-plus small earthquakes rattle a city in California for the past few weeks
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(Daily Life (Australia))
 
 
 
Throwaway jokes aside, there are actually a lot of legal, philosophical, and sociological aspects to consider in a future that includes sexbots
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crazed commander-in-chief candidate
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Police stop speeding Russian hearse filled with 1000 pounds of caviar. Driver says he was on his way to death roe
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Brawl at Monopoly tournament. Go directly to jail
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're a public school teacher don't you dare allow prayer in the classroom. But may heaven have mercy on your soul if you dare to tell a student God doesn't exist
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The tough medical poser du jour: Should Alzheimer's Patients Be Allowed to Have Sex?
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(Western Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
A penny saved is a penny earned. A penny lost, however, is worth £11,224
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Father and son plead guilty to illegally fishing. Halibut that
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cops are armed with nunchakus to offset the 'aggressive' image of a baton, and 'more compassionately gain compliance' from suspects. Inigo Montoya wants a word with the police chief
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Honestly, who tries to steal boxer shorts from Walmart at gunpoint?
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
Alabama teacher will not be disciplined for dressing as Kanye West for Halloween party; officials say while blackface is a no-no, there's no rule against jackassface
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Student: :-P | School: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ | Student: 凸(`⌒´ )凸 | Judge: ಠ_ಠ
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
On the heels of the successful F-35 program, the Pentagon awards Northrup Grumman a $80 billion project to build 22 new long range bombers
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Soap opera star arrested after getting into a fight because a bartender cut him off... or was it really his wealthy twin brother whom everybody thought had died in a scuba diving "accident" with his lover off the coast of France?
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(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
School district places signs inside classrooms reminding students of their right to not recite "Pledge of Allegiance." Why yes, some people do have a problem with this, because freedoms
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Walmart sparks outrage by selling children's Israeli soldier costume for Halloween - complete with toy gun
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Tue October 27, 2015
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Some people deal with Monday morning blues with a cup of coffee on the way to work. Then there's this guy
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
China unamused by American warship sailing within 12 nautical miles of Chinese-built "island" in South China Sea, asks if America is ready for a CHALLENGE
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
Old and busted: man takes ride after catching cab. New hotness: man takes ride after catching cab
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Jon and Suzie get freaked out by the hentai-style ejaculate angel/sex demon they encounter when they're tracking down another orgasm-mutant" (Not safe for work)
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Young lady tweets picture of her and a friend picking cotton, saying "our inner (racial slur) came out today." The company she was interning at tells her "don't come in tomorrow"
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
We all grieve in different ways. But kidnapping your dead brother's ex-girlfriend, performing a blood ritual on her and shooting her up with heroin is a bit much
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Diver removes fake skeletons from Colorado River after not getting credit for discovery, since nobody seems to care about finding odd stuff like that there
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
During the Cuban Missile Crisis, this captain defied his orders to launch nuclear weapons and start World War III
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sitter sitting on a strange seat
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Patriarch of family with 19 kids and a reality show accused of sexual misconduct. Sadly, this is not a repeat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Incorrect: 5+5+5=15. Correct: 3+3+3+3+3=15
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Are you a fundamentalist Mormon girl looking for a job? There's an app for that
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
German condom manufacturer in trouble for making exaggerated claims about their goods, much like many condom users
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's the time of year when you can't tell the trick or treaters from they guy robbing the 7-Eleven in a skull mask
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
An arrest has been made related to the viral video of a cop grabbing and dropping a female student. Of course they arrested the person who made the video, not the cop
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
There's slow traffic, and there's stopped traffic, and there's lawnchairs-on-the-highway traffic
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Iowa prosecutor decides offer to lay some pipe probably wasn't a euphemism
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember when your friend told you that he heard that it's not good to hold your pee? Yeah, well this is why you don't hold your pee...oh, and dive into a lake while drunk
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some Kentucky schools are closed for their second Crazed Fugitive Day this week
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince held on suspicion of smuggling drugs, partying like it's 1999
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(Guardian Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this close scrutiny
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Typical: photoshopping models to given them slimmer thighs. Fark: baby diaper models
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Climate change may force bikini people to seek refuge in the US
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
And he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's only one thing lazier than showing up to work without even wearing pants, and that's showing up to work in your underwear, clocking in, then going back to bed
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Your life has taken a bad turn when you're found guilty of a stripper party murder
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin is mad that Washington is lowering the teen pregnancy rate and saving the state millions of tax dollars
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Middle school locked down after man enters and makes horrific demands
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
Bad luck: getting into an automobile accident. Worse luck: forgetting to set the parking brake when getting out, allowing the vehicle to roll backwards into a pole. Fark: which puts the car into gear, causing it to crash into a house
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Amish man tries to buy a gun without photo ID, setting up a battle between the First Amendment and the Second Amendment
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(New Europe)
 
 
 
Wife-sharing proposal goes viral in China
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Saint John police seek high speed chase suspect." So if you're in Saint John this weekend and casting around for something to do, give them a call
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"I go out to pick up the newspaper at 5:30 in the morning and they're out here then," said a Colorado man, talking to the recent and unwelcome neighborhood infestation of: A) squirrels, B) black bears, or C) Cars2Go vehicles
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Good news: More and more teens are using e-cigarettes instead of tobacco products. Bad news: They're using e-cigarettes
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drone stocked with drugs, hacksaw blades, cell phones, and other miscellaneous contraband crashed outside the walls of the Oklahoma State Penitentiary
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bigfoot believers gather at the fourth annual Chautauqua Lake Bigfoot Expo to swap stories, blurred photos & vertical videos
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
How to get ahead in the revenge game
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what's poisoning the men on the island of Martinique?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A new analysis of DNA from the Shroud of Turin reveals it might or might not be authentic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China says U.S. warship is a "Provocation," will respond with any means necessary. Just in time for Fallout 4 release
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christian website recommends men don't look at their wives during sex, especially if she resists their advances
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a vegan and I am trying to raise my kids in that natural lifestyle. But my mother-in-law goes against my wishes and feeds my kids non-vegan foods saying they need it. How can I get her to stop ignoring my demands?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Where's Luke Skywalker?
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(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: alcohol enema. New and busted: cannabis enema
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas man donates a custom casket to the family of a 4-year-old Albuquerque girl killed in a road rage incident and covers it in her two favorite things: Rainbows and ponies
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Did you ever see a photo of the actual iceberg that sank the Titanic? After 103 years, the rare photo still sends chills
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
School officer caught on video violently slamming South Carolina student to the ground during arrest. "That's supposed to be somebody that's going to protect us"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Boy rescued after being trapped in a washing machine. Firefighters describe his condition as slightly agitated
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
300 smuggled ancient cuneiform tablets seized on their way to the compound of the Hobby Lobby corporation. In other news, Hobby Lobby has a compound
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Students complain their drinking water tastes like crap
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Legally, "Blue Moon is a craft beer now. Budweiser is a craft beer. You're a craft beer. Everything is craft beer for now"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mother describing the porn site her child can access on a school-issued computer: "This is talking about mistakes you make when you're having sex, and there's pictures, too"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Good News: Global warming will solve that whole mid-east thing for us within 80 years. Bad News: By turning the entire region into an uninhabitable wasteland with heat indexes in the 170s
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
After binge watching 'The Walking Dead' man fears his friend is turning into a zombie so he does the rational thing and beats him to death
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Whether he's receiving a payout for the publicity or he's just an idiot, here's your annual "Guy camping out 33 days before Black Friday" story
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dr. Arnold Klein, called the "Father of Botox," dies at age 70. Former patients left expressionless
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
"As religion declines, Norway turns to ghosts to fill the void." Well, are we talking Patrick Swayze ghosts or like Poltergeist ghosts?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro heads to Reddit for an AMA. It goes as well as we all hoped
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(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
California State University-Fullerton imposes gag order preventing professors from talking about... overpriced textbooks. First Amendment 0. Textbook industry 1
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(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
There are many ways to remove the plastic from around your new mattress. A lighter is not one of them
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The chances that your children will be able to see elephants in the wild is decreasing at an alarming rate
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
EPA to release plan by year's end to stop underground landfill fire in St. Louis from reaching buried nuclear waste depot. In other news, THERE IS AN UNDERGROUND LANDFILL FIRE IN ST. LOUIS HEADING FOR A BURIED NUCLEAR WASTE DEPOT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pope Francis to Cardinals: "You know, you guys should really be nicer to homosexuals and divorced people"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
A black bear has been seen in Indiana - the first bear in 144 years. So, of course, it now has its own Twitter account
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pro-life protesters made very uncomfortable by yeast infections
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Ma'am, that new show horse of yours is missing." "Oh, let's look around the farm, he can't have gone far------oh, dear"
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(Some Sandy Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Sand Valley Edition
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Turns out God really is just an old man with a white beard. Well, mostly white if you don't count the wine stains
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Announcing something cool coming up next week
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you hate scammers, so I scam victims of scammers so you get scammed after you get scammed
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A resident with a spear chased a sword-wielding burglar through several yards. Difficulty: Not the latest episode of Game of Thrones
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
In twenty years, 50% of the lions in East and West Africa could be lost. Don't they have cell phones?
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Woman shot in foot by her dog. *TRIGGER WARNING*
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
In Somerset, no one can hear you make a life-size Alien Queen in your living room
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
*knock knock* "Open up, police. We know you're in there and you say you're unhappy. We'll fix that"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
This restaurant protected by Smith and Wesson. And Davis, Peterson, Miller, Johnson, Markovic, Randall...really any armed customer will do
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"New York City has rats, Portland has its raccoons, but only in Alaska is 'moose' a verb, as in getting 'moosed out' of your house"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Coal mine rediscovered under San Francisco, allowing it to finally be just like West Virginia, except with diversity, great food, beautiful weather, iconic tourist attractions, famous residents, gorgeous beachfront, and teeth
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hair thief
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Some people are born jerks, some people achieve jerkishness, and some people have jerkishness thrust upon them. For these customers, it was all three
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You know that hot blonde you are chatting up at the bar? Well she might have been a bearded, hairy, overweight Marine at some point
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Study finds medication errors, adverse drug events in one out of two surgeries studied." So please, find another hospital
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's gotten so bad in Ukraine you can't even drive to a polling station without The Man hassling you for not having papers for your pet wookie
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
Providence, RI and 9 other horrible places to live during a zombie apocalypse
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a NYC pigeon wearing a bagel
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Wild and crazy guy shot in head with arrow at costume party
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Everyone's a critic, but if your modern art exhibit gets mistakenly thrown away by the cleaning crew, maybe you should listen to more criticism
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Wrong: Hiding among spectators and joining the marathon near the finish. Fark: Coming in second
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The textbook is dead. Long live the internet
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Scientists identify the "Donald Trump Phenomenon" in monkeys, Margate police mistaken for Bedrock law enforcement, and supporters can no longer "Feel the Chafe": a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/18 - 10/24
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
For rent: London flat in good location. 2br, 2ba, pool may need some mowing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bloody hell, the UK may finally eliminate the tampon tax
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(KATU)
 
 
 
If you thought your last United flight into Chicago was bad, take a ride with the NOAA into Hurricane Patricia. Even worse, you know the pilot was having a ball
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Aesthetician praises cryotherapy in a newspaper interview, then dies before the article is published. In the cryotherapy chamber. Awkward
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady minding her business
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Disabled man flying back from a disability accessibility conference forced to crawl off a United Airlines plane after no one brought him a wheelchair
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russia may be cutting a series of undersea tubes and ++++CONNECTION LOST++++
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Married bodybuilders would have fed their horses, but they had to be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Student shot in butt by "free firing" nutjob at North Carolina Central University. Luckily, cops were there to provide first aid & ambulance. No wait... they pulled his pants off and handcuffed him
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Authorities cannot say where it happened or who did it, and there are no witnesses, but they are still OUTRAGED that clothes were removed and oh yes, there will be arrests. Maybe stonings
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember the famous Vietnam War photo of the young child running and crying after being burned by napalm? After 43 years, she now bravely describes how her life instantly changed
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is if you have a history of high blood pressure, congestive heart failure and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease then maybe you should skip Space Mountain
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(Clarksville Now)
 
 
 
Zoning issues forcing you to enroll your children in a different school? That's a lawsuit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why do corporations keep getting in trouble? Much like real people, they don't learn from history
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
When you go on the Internet, you get instructions to make a homemade shotgun. When you make a homemade shotgun, you're bound to make a mistake. When you make a mistake, you accidentally shoot yourself. Don't make a homemade shotgun
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
The good news is now the whale watching company can say they offer the most interactive experience
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After a brief struggle, Turkish fisherman lands a 22-pound infant
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