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Sun October 25, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's emergency landing is brought to you by a drunk passenger who threatened flight attendants with *spins the wheel* finger guns
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Michigan scientists, apparently on snack break, search for why pizza is addictive and come up with addictiveness rankings for everything from cookies to cucumbers
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Before you go trick-or-treating next weekend, here's I-Mockery's ultimate guide to the Halloween candies of 2015
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama school official wears blackface 'Kanye West' costume for Halloween
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Do you believe that you may have a doppelgänger somewhere in the world? No? Well, neither did these two women
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(Guardian Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bubbly man
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(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
Let's have our pee-wee football game next to the wooded area where hunters roam, what's the worst that could happen?
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Legal bear hunt quickly stopped in most parts of Florida as hunters get a bit too enthusiastic about their solemn duty to cull the herd
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
The top five exercisers you meet at the office. "Bet you're wondering why I'm limping: just busted out a sweet 277k run this weekend. Yeah, ran to Holland and back, it was great. Got a real high. Nipples won't stop bleeding but it's worth it, mate"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this protective sibling
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
American brothels are in decline. Thanks, Obama
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(Business Standard)
 
 
 
Be prepared to welcome your new Chinese overlords, Texas
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(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
"Honey, have you read the newspaper today?" "Yes, and I will marry you, too"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Surprising absolutely no one, California's $68B bullet train will be behind schedule and over budget
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(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Police looking for 20-year-old man described as short, balding, lisping, with a sickly complexion and a mental deficiency. Unclear if they want to arrest him or just insult him further
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deputies "rescue" a 7 foot alligator from a storm drain
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Okay, whoever it is that has been praying for rain in Texas, WILL YOU PLEASE FARKIN' STOP?
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(University Herald)
 
 
 
Good news, men: There may finally be a real cure for male pattern baldness. Bad news: It's gonna hurt. A lot. But hey, there may finally be a real cure for male pattern baldness
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man taking a stand
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(Patch)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Halloween memories
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Police find 7,000 stolen guns in South Carolina home. The 10,000 firearms filled tractor trailer, police say. Other stolen items apart from the 20,000 guns included SUVs, chainsaws. 50,000 guns now off the streets and our children are safe, police claim
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Warning issued over Twilight inspired contact lenses. Well, anything Twilight inspired, really
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(Salisbury Journal)
 
 
 
Seabiscuit breaks another record
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York's 25th annual Halloween parade has participants dressed as superheroes, dinosaurs and even the pope. Oh, did I mention they were all dogs?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Overcrowded subways, tiny apartments, gridlock traffic. Yes, it's life in NYC, and it's what makes New Yorkers tough
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dear children, Halloween has been cancelled. Sincerely, the Yakuza
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Raise a stein to celebrate the return of cask ales: tasty, frothy, yeasty cask ales
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rawstory asks the burning question of our time: Why is the Judeo-Christian God such a crankypants?
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Eaux Neaux there goes Tokyeaux
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan sponsors UN resolution to designate November 5 as World Tsunami Day, hopes to receive wave of gratitude
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Police in Oklahoma City are looking for the owner of a miniature horse that was running wild through downtown. "We're going to start a pony ride with him I guess unless somebody claims him"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Must we be forced to choose between capitalism and the climate?
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Sat October 24, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photographer uses auto mechanics to recreate such Renaissance classics like "The Last Subaru" by Leonardo Differential
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when deer go on the offensive
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
St. Maarten is known as one of the best plane viewing locales in the world. Watching landing jets scream just feet overhead is just about as good as it gets. Takeoffs are usually a different story.... Usually
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(WJBF Augusta)
 
 
 
Georgia DMV unclear on the concept of identical twins
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
When throwing your drugs out the window because the cops are coming you might want to make sure there isn't a police car parked right next to said window
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this left-out man
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
In survey of where people would prefer to live if they were to slide into dementia, 48 percent say they want to live at nursing facilities, 44 percent say they want to stay at home, and 8 percent say they want more liver and onions
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hurricane Patricia downgraded to tropical storm, after causing millions of dollars in improvements
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Did anyone lose an oryx in Portland?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
An Entire Canadian town is holding an early Christmas parade tonight -- for a 7-year-old boy who probably won't make it until the real one
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Freight train crashes in Texas. Authorities aren't sure where the train came from, because there are no tracks. If anyone saw a train wandering through their neighborhood earlier, please report it
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(Science World Report)
 
 
 
What's really in this hot dog I am eating, nobody asked ever, but scientists intend to tell you anyway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three confirmed dead as a car kareems into the Oklahoma State homecoming parade
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Meet the man whose biological son is also his nephew
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Coca-Cola lover
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"NPR Voice" is taking over the airwaves, but not the smooth & smarmy "NPR Voice" of your parents. No, the new "NPR Voice" sounds...different
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(Details Magazine)
 
 
 
I have to be at the Enchanted Ninja Clubhouse of Glory and Dreams in 26 minutes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Please return your flight attendant to her locked and upright position
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's time for your annual "Daylight Saving Time is Evil" article
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Kid becomes separated from his tube while floating down river and starts struggling. Fark: Just as he's going past local EMS commander who is teaching swift water rescue techniques
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Q: Why do Norwegians use 'Texas' to mean 'crazy'? A: Because they haven't heard of Florida
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"O Lord, bless this thy cruise missile that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bacon. Flavored. Pop Tarts. That is all
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Ban guns? No way. Cellphone cases that look like guns? Better call your lawyer
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(Goshen News)
 
 
 
"Tourists come to this town expecting to see some manure," he said. "I've yet to find a tourist who doesn't enjoy it"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Unruly lady on a plane refuses to put her ankle-biter back in its carrier, gets kicked off by police. She is now suing the entire country. Bonus: Why yes, there's a video
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's hard to fathom but the British have surrendered to the French in the English Channel Fishing War
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Church discovers the best way to get asses into the pews is to offer up craft beers. "Our church is willing to go out to a brewpub and talk about God's word and spend time in Bible study there"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy tablet owner
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
When the aliens come -- and they will -- they will not be of the flesh
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Thanks to global warming, paddleboarding in Alaska is now extreme paddleboarding in Alaska because you get to dodge all the falling ice chunks melting off the glaciers
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bonsewer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet Teddy, the Oriental Shorthair who bears a striking resemblance to Dobby the house elf. Teddy is FREE to enjoy his Caturday
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
"They have no idea how many bears are out there and it's going to be a disaster because you're going to have injured bears running around and displaced.We do not need a hunt. We need to teach people how to live with bears"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bloody adverts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sixty-one wingsuit skydivers fly into the record books by creating the largest aerial formation ever seen
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Woman calls mechanic to cancel appointment because her car was stolen. Next day mechanic calls woman back to inform her he and his buddies are chasing her stolen car
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You know college textbooks are expensive when the only way you can afford them is to sell cocaine
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Police seize £1M worth of erectile dysfunction pills from hardened criminal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drug super tunnel connecting Tijuana and San Diego found
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Billionaire has just parted with half his fortune in what is now called 'The most expensive divorce in history'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dog lies down in road for hours at spot where owner died (with heartbreaking photo)
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
The newest trending twitter topic? Baby Hitler
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Move over, dogs that can smell cancer; this woman can smell Parkinson's on you before you even know you have it
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Thieves steal human leg from tissue transport van just for kicks
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Fri October 23, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe, here comes the Fark Weird News Quiz to challenge and belittle you
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Don't try to break into the home of a man who also owns a helicopter with which he can track you
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(DW)
 
 
 
I am altering this statue of Lenin. Pray I don't alter it any further
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey man, I dunno about you, but when you say "Prison phone service reform", my mind immediately goes to "Dead cats"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Puerto Rico, when life gives them lemons, they make lemonade. Or, more specifically--when life gave them a high crime rate, they took their casualties and created a thriving medical tourism destination for transplant surgeries
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve the current G8 logo
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember Dan Price, the CEO who set his company's minimum salary at $70,000 a year? Six months after his announcement, their revenue growth has doubled, profits have doubled, customer retention has improved, and employee morale is through the roof
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese President Xi Jinping has been for a friendly pint in a pub with British leader David Cameron. Presumably at the Pigs Head Cock Inn
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(Ars Technica (UK))
 
 
 
Norway moves to ban cars from Oslo's city center. Even during the 10 months of winter
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Everyone start praying for Mexico. The hurricane has just been upgraded to "the strongest hurricane ever measured" with top sustained wind speeds of 200 mph
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(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Low alcohol "session" beers are gaining in popularity. Stop laughing
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Nurse takes 400 donated bras to Uganda, calls it the most uplifting experience of her life
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Acceptable teaching: "B is for Boobies". Unacceptable teaching: "B for your Boobies"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The wrong way to respond to a 1-star rating of your business on Facebook: unleashing a racist tirade on the customer that left a negative review
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(Metro)
 
 
 
11 of the most bizarre divorce laws from around the world (not a slide show)
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
You just know your marriage is off to a rocky start when the woman you just proposed to threw the ring away and returned to the hospital ward saying you're a shipwreck
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
After photographing the horrors of Dachau, Lee Miller finished her day with a soak in Hitler's bathtub. New exhibit in London features the work of the West's only female combat photographer in World War Two
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(The Local)
 
 
 
There is unrest in the forest / There is trouble with the trees / For the maples want more sunlight / And the oaks ignore their SCREAMS
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
America's rental affordability crisis is about to become a full blown clusterf*ck
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
"The light, sweet and crispy flavor profile of a Kit Kat bar would pair nicely with medium reds like a zinfandel or a Grenache"
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
A taco, a unicorn, a middle finger. Things you and your cats can laugh about while you sit home alone this Saturday night. Correct
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(Guardian Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this optical illusion
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Teens are throwing underage drinking parties in the woods, according to Police Captain Obvious
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Did Jenny from Card Services call last night? Well, now you can call her back
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well that's one way to be a 'good' husband to the wife while also being a doting dad to your kid
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
You were a good citizen of California and conserved water? Here's your rate hike because you're a chump for playing by the rules
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
"You have the box." "We don't." "You do." "We don't." "You do." "Okay we do." "You damaged it." "Probably, but you can only bug us three times, and you used those up"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nurse imprisoned -- oh, I'm sorry, "quarantined" -- by Chris Christie as part of last year's Ebola Extravaganza files lawsuit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The anti-vaxxers are convinced the new Sesame Street character Julia is an attempt by pharmaceutical companies to "normalize" autism because of course they are
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Burglary suspect found hiding in clothes dryer. Other sock still at large
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Whippet survives eating a bag of Ecstasy tablets. Greyhounds, of course, prefer Speed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In cubicle 1 we have Ben, who brought a box of assorted doughnuts to the office to share. In cubicle 2 we have Sarah, who brought a box of organic kale. Let's see who has more friends by the end of the day
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi nationalists nicked in Nuremberg
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Men, remember your sexbot is a trap
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Poor Niles
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
How's that taste? Good? You'll be happy to know I was throwing up all night. Bon appétit
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Two shirtless world leaders enter, which one will leave?
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Nearly 1000 of the nuts holding up 100-pound lights in Ted Williams tunnel need replacement. But don't worry about the lights falling, as they will be held up by the wiring system
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Question? How many of you manly Farkers ever played 'Kitchen' when you were 2? And those of you who did how many of you are GAY?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
No, America, "dia de los muertos" (that's "The Day of the Dead for those of you who only speak 'Murican) is not Halloween
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
New system alerts police if a sex offender enters the school. And for fun, it sometimes alerts police if just a regular kid's dad comes to school with cupcakes for his daughter's birthday
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Clown who attracts too many kids found beheaded, feet chopped off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police: "Whoever is waiting for a 50 lb. marijuana shipment please come to our station to claim it. It was shipped to the wrong address"
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(Metro)
 
Boobies
 
$ ( * )( * ) $ (.) (.) $ (@)(@) $ ( • )( • ) $ (©) (©)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You take my parking spot, I get my hatchet. It's the Annandale way
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"Shaolin shadow concoctions and the Wu-Tang brewing style. If what you say is true the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be dangerous. Do you think your Wu-Tang beer is worthy?
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Man grows 1,734 pound pumpkin. Young boy with blue blanket standing in pumpkin patch calls it "great"
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Mouse looking for Danger
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(Aeon.co)
 
Video
 
A misanthrope's dream: the abandoned Spanish town that's home to only two people
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Worst human being in the world runs over 16 year old, and then tweets a picture of his dead body
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Cops to Ancestry.com "We're going to need to borrow your spiffy new DNA database. Don't worry though, we'll only use it for good"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Newlywed bride presents father with "Certificate of Virginity," presumably to stop him from doing a hands-on check
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(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
15-year-old boy charged with running prostitution ring out of mother's house. Whatever happened to the good old days, when kids ran lemonade stands and threw lemon parties?
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Middle school student facing assault and battery charges for throwing deadly object at teacher. The deadly object in question? A baby carrot
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for father who named his kids after Adolf Hitler and other Nazi leaders
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Deer gets into the the Halloween spirit by getting its head stuck inside a pumpkin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At least 42 people killed as bus surrenders in South-West France
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Three people shot at Tennessee State University. Number of days since last mass shooting... aw, heck, who bothers counting anymore?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk Mother of the Year candidate falls out of truck onto the highway, leaving her 3-year-old toddler to handle the driving duties
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hurricane Patricia reaches Category 5 with winds over 160 mph, will reach Mexico tonight and later Texas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And the winner of the single most venomous animal on earth is... the marine snail?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Guy starts dating cute girl, disappears from his buddies' lives. So they hold a funeral for him, kidapping him in a hearse-drawn coffin from pub to pub as they read passages from the Old Testament and tip a few pints
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Thu October 22, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It's always nice to be awakened with a kiss. Unless of course it's from a naked guy with a knife sitting on top of you
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Cops: "According to family, the Pi Kappa Alpha members were trying to take a donkey from the other house as a joke. That is when things got out of hand quickly"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Long thought lost, footage of the Idaho Department of Fish and Game parachuting beavers into the backcountry has been found
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
London hipster proprietors of F*ckoffee Coffee Shop tweet out letter their landlord sent them ordering a name-change ASAP. "No humour please, we're British"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween...well, maybe not ever again for any more Halloweens. Here's a list of some discontinued candies that our kids will never see
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
School principal and coach dress up as "People of Walmart welfare recipients." Lots of people have a problem with this
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Lawmakers confront tough issues, like whether to let women hunters wear pink gear
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Truck goes airborne after breaking a seal. A northern fur seal, to be precise
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Cha Cha Cha
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman suffers broken leg after being mugged for food by wild ponies. Article doesn't explain what made the ponies go wild, maybe they got Triggered
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A tree grows in Brooklyn. Actually, lots of them
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Retired NYPD cop arrested for flashing his gun on the subway. The gun was his penis. The gun was also his gun
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
ATF's Gunwalking continues, brought to you by the Kool-Aid Man. Oh-Yeah
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
To this day, some people continue to believe that HIV is a hoax
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If you let your ex-boyfriend crash at your home after he got out of prison, don't act all shocked when he steals your debit card to buy gifts for his crack dealer
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(BBC)
 
 
 
An Englishman's home is his castle. But his castle might not be his home much longer, on account of he built it secretly without planning permission and hid it for four years under hay bales after moving in and you bet someone has a problem with this
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(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
The ultimate catch-22: when the phrase "politically correct" is no longer politically correct
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Al Gore can see his house from here
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah definitely a violation of minimum wage laws, yeah definitely definitely slave labor, definitely owed $2,370.50, plus penalties and interest, of course, and of course minus, minus FICA and Federal withholding yeah
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Create your own "inspirational" needlepoint. Link goes to example
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert Mugabe awarded Bizarro Nobel Peace Prize
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you're a Virginia driver who likes to speed past stopped school buses as they're loading children, I have some good news for you
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Lawyer charged with grand theft. Wait. Shouldn't they all be?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding is apparently illegal in Maryland
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Workout fad of 1980: Jazzercise. Workout fad of 2015: Cirque Du Soleil-inspired aerial dance
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Why would Christ need a soldier in an obscure county clerk's office in Kentucky?
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Tesla has an autopilot, but not a radar jammer. Yet
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Chicago police break into locked day care center to rescue toddler trapped inside, who was crying even though she was the only one in town who didn't have to watch Cubs pitching
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Whale spotted feeding at the Jersey Shore. Wait, didn't filming end in 2012?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The fate of gun control could rest in the hands of this law from 1328
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(Evening Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
A conman viewed a nice house, told the agent he wanted to video it "to show his fiancee" - then uploaded the footage to his website to pass the house off as his own
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The first American bank robbery was an epic farce
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
South Carolina inmates film a rap video from their cells. Prison officials reward their efforts with 20 years of solitary confinement
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sorry honey, I didn't catch any fish. On the plus side, I did just find this really cool 1,200-year-old Viking sword
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kronan, what is best in life? Free sword defence lessons at school
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
I'm heading to the wine bar in 26 minutes
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Urban design champ whose mission it is to make roads more pedestrian friendly: Do as I say, not as I park
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ham
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Only in Arizona can a 43-year-old man have sex with a 16-year-old girl and she's the one who gets sentenced to ten years in prison
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Body found hanging from bridge in Mexico City "an omen" of violence to come. Or the beginning of a struggle for souls between the Devil and Dr. Parnassaus (Graphic image)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Migrants trying to get to Europe, burning the tent that shelters you is akin to biting the hand that feeds you. Just sayin'
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Okay guy so you say you weren't a secret double agent for the IRA that killed 24 people, just came to say "Stakeknife" is an awesome spy name
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Best time to burgle someone's house? When the homeowner is having a neighbourhood watch meeting
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(KCEN TV Waco)
 
 
 
Oh, Texas - you're like Florida, but with more handguns
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Neighbor upset with loud kids threatens to a) call the cops, b) spank them, or c) eat them
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 546: "Autumn 4" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 21, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Stand back I'm going to use... SCIENCE
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Only beavers can save the world. Here comes the science
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Do you ever wonder what would happen if the House of Saud were overthrown? You may get a chance to find out
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The University of Washington has discovered that files crucial to a lawsuit against the CIA were taken during a not-at-all suspicious break-in. I mean, it's not like the CIA would just break in and sabotage the case or anything, right?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember that camerawoman who got fired after photographs of her kicking a migrant trying to cross the Serbian border got posted on Facebook? Yeah, she's suing Facebook. Oh, and the migrant she kicked, too
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meet a cute little dessert guy who poops and pukes when you eat him. His name is Gudetama, which I believe is Chinese for HORK (NSFL)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Cambodian farmer fertilizing the fields
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(Vice)
 
 
 
French see red on tampon tax
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Childhood obesity on the rise because of C: the Coco Pops monkey
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
MN+Coffee+Driving = Ticket
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Call yourself a prepper? Well, have you mastered these 7 bushcraft skills? No? THEN YOU, SIR, ARE NO PREPPER
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If a tree falls in a campground and kills the only person there to hear it, does it make a sound?
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Germany has to remind Netanyahu that it was them, and not the Palestinians, that were responsible for the Holocaust
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How do you find plutonium? Go to nuclear inspector school, of course
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a rare victory of common sense over zero tolerance, school system announces that it will not forever label a special needs 8-year-old child as having made "homicidal threats" for saying he wanted to "kill" a kid who stepped on his foot
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Remember when you drunkenly asked your phone for shirtless photos of Drake? Google does, and it's got the recording to prove it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Badass Mongols biker jailed for: A) attempted murder, B) meth distribution or c) playing Angry Birds
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Finding drunken burglar a few blocks from the crime was just icing on the cake
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual weigh-in
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having seen quite a few shops in their time, Dartmouth concludes that famous backyard photo of Lee Harvey Oswald is no hoax
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that criminals were getting dumber, shoplifter steals 30 iPhones from a Walmart by placing items inside a rolling suitcase and going through self-checkout
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Marijuana users have doubled, to 9.5% of American adults, and so has "marijuana use disorder," the new PC term for "addiction"
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
I always forget, do you signal 100 feet before changing lanes or is it after you've driven backwards on top of the car behind you?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would-be rape victim takes a bite out of crime, suspect silent on the issue
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Texas professor convinced to resign after getting drunk and hanging by spikes in his chest from a tree branch in order to pray to the Sun. Twice
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
The phrase, "Not tonight, I've got a headache" could soon be a thing of the past
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Good news, Texans. Your state is famous and quite popular in Norway. Just...try to not go too Texas over the reason
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania legislator introduces "bill that would allow licensed grocery stores to wine and beer." Assuming that means "sell," good on him
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
20 worst candies for kids, or "How I learned to get my house egged on Halloween"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Waite, Maine has a population of 101 and sells $1313 of lottery tickets per capita each year
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"The devil told me to kill those people so I can eat. You gotta believe me, officers"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
While most 4-year-old girls would die for a "Frozen" themed birthday, one girl has a CVS themed birthday
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(Moz)
 
 
 
Celebrate Back to the Future Day with a DeLorean-inspired look at integrating old and new marketing methods. Bill Hicks would tell Marty McFly to kill himself
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Subway transitioning to meat antibiotic-free, over 18
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
San Francisco Squatter steals $300,000 worth of art from a mansion. Hey, that sounds like a good villain name for a comic book series
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(Newsweek)
 
NewsFlash
 
Biden announces
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists say women struggling to conceive should do yoga. Pregnant you will be
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
First Applebee's in Detroit to open next week, as if Detroit hasn't suffered enough
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
A Wichita woman passed out on a ferris wheel when she realized the door was hanging open. Authorities say she's slowly coming round
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
20 people treated for overdosing on K2 outside soup kitchen. No soup for them
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
If a shark bites your thigh, and you scream but don't die. That's a moray. If you can sing, find your ding-a-ling and your wedding ring, be so happy. Time to say aloha, to that shark bite my bra. That's a moraaaaaaaay
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
150 robins killed. Batman inconsolable
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this seaside signal
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman with Cerebral Palsy has wedding-like birthday party with Michael Jackson impersonator, purple monkey dishwasher
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Vatican denies Pope Francis has a brain tumor, though do say it would explain why he's been acting so un-Popely
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are stories that reaffirm your belief in humanity, and there are stories that make you want to nuke the planet. Going by the tag, I'm pretty sure you know which one this falls into
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Kilted man claims discrimination after he's denied entry at Busch Gardens, offers to lift it up to show people he's a true Scotsman and not just playing dress-up
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're the director of a rare books museum, it's always awkward when some of the rare books mysteriously turn up inside your private home
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman sells 111-year-old home. Then decides that new owner shouldn't be allowed to tear it down and build townhouses
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman fatally shot while playing cards. You've got to know when to hold them. Know when to fold them. Know when to walk away. Know when to run
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Today's criminal masterminds steal jewelry from an art gallery after leaving name and phone number in guest book
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man gets DUI while on his Rascal scooter at a grocery store. As hard as it is to believe, this was not in Florida
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Great Scott!
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Despite well-documented unpleasantness of modern air travel, cabin crews still offer unadvertised hidden perks that help make your trip a bit more pleasant. Free water bottle refills, playing cards, wills, etc
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scientist explains why you're addicted to cheese, or as he calls it: "dairy crack"
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Tue October 20, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Family: Bambi the dog races back into burning home for man, 69." To clarify, that's an age
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man who won a beer stein holding competition, holding alcohol at arm's length - is a recovering alcoholic
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
And for only 25 credit card reward points, you can cruise the Caribbean in what we call our 'Lost and Adrift' package
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Your brain on pr0n is one hell of a scary thing (Not safe for work)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas boy arrested for bringing homemade clock to school says his time's up in the United States
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Polly want (to be) an entree?
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(The Hutchinson News)
 
 
 
There is desperate, and then there is "armed robbery of a dollar store" desperate
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Before there was Google there was the New York Public Library staff, beleaguered with questions like, "Any statistics on the life span of the abandoned woman?" "Is there a full moon every night in Acupulco?" and "Can you recommend a good forger?"
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(Guardian Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shadow in the night
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(West Kentucky Star)
 
 
 
If you happen to come across a radioactive well logging source holder in your travels would you be so kind as to give the nice folks at the Illinois Emergency Management Agency a call? That'd be great. Thanks
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(The Hutchinson News)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old girl discovers spider alongside her. Eleven casualties result
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Driver who intentionally swerved into bikers and then said he 'didn't care' in viral video now claims a spider bit his leg
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
You arrive late at the airport and see your plane being pushed back from the gate, so you C) open a secure emergency exit and run out on the tarmac
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The good news is that you're in witness protection. The bad news is that your new identity is as a working prostitute
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Man has medical condition that keeps him from being able to solve Sudoku puzzles. Or at least that's the excuse he's going with
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(Van Winkle's)
 
 
 
For our returning troops, post traumatic sleep disorders are the new PTSD
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Officials unclear on pink-to-stink ratio in Shocker Hall death
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Landfill fire + radioactive waste dump? Very nice
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man with something to hide
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Looks as if the New York Times' expose on harsh conditions at Amazon will win the prestigious Dan Rather Truthiness award
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Con artists: Let's completely build a fake interrogation center in order to extort money from corrupt officials. BRILLIANT
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
OK, so we're not supposed to cry over spilled milk and we're not supposed to commit assault over spilled Kool-Aid. Wait, I thought this was America?
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
I can't wait to get home from work, eat dinner, then get into bed with EVERYONE ELSE IN THE FRICKIN HOUSE RIGHT ON TOP OF ME
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Google searches this year to come up with a list of the most popular costume in each state. What the hell is a Doc McStuffins, Georgia?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Being poor costs a lot of money
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Composer writes lyrics for Spain's national anthem, ending 254 years of awkward humming
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Much to the dismay of parents wanting to name their children 'Mini Cooper' and 'Nutella,' French Law bans stupid child names to prevent a 'lifetime of mockery'
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What do you wear to bed, and how does it compare to the rest of the world? Note: If your answer is anything other than "nothing," FAIL
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nobody knows why ISIS jihadists have been shaving off their beards and disappearing across the Syrian border dressed as women, but it might be jetskis
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Before self-driving cars are released onto DC highways they first need to be programmed to slow to a crawl at the first mention of snow
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Regardless of what your job is or how hard you think you work, this lady puts you to shame
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's an advent calendar. WITH GIN
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Today's law enforcement video Rorschach test involves a fat city park ranger, a drawn gun, and a couple who didn't leave right at dusk
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Deer tries to escape lobby of college dorm in the most unfortunate walk of shame ever
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Reno reporters trying to sneak up on Tesla Gigafactory encounter Tesla Gigasecurity
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"You either donate a pint of blood or you go to jail"
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Well, who are more laid back than Haitians?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's your chance to see the opulent headquarters of the world's largest cult, Scientology. It's called the Super Powers building, which means it will be up to Pope Francis to rename the Vatican the Legion of Doom
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
There's run-of-the-mill irony, then there's this story
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
World, here is Canada's newest Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, member of the Rebel Alliance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You too can now disrespect the dead by staying the night in the Parisian catacombs with six million human skeletons, courtesy of AirBnB
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Palamedu Jallikattu festival folks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband won't let me leave a room with him until I pay what he calls his 'hug tax.' He's being controlling, isn't he? How do I make him stop?"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Further proof we live in a culture of violins
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor proposes a $250,000 gun buyback program to try to get a handle on the gun violence plaguing the city. Downstate gun group promises to ruin the program. Because fark you that's why
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bank error in your favour. Collect $8.3 billion
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Runaway terrapin reunited with its owner just in time for tortuesday
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Save the clock tower
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Canada shows America that it doesn't have to be held hostage by Conservatives
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So... not giant balloons?
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Mon October 19, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
High school graduation rates on the rise. Thanks, Obama
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Suddenly, unexpected asteroid. Happy Halloween
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Go on and admit it, you've gone into a classy wine shop and looked at a fine bottle you know you'll never be able to afford just to look like you know what you're doing
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Incredible pics of California's disastrous mudslides
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after man who bit passenger Aer Lingus flight mysteriously dies mid-flight. Zombie apocalypse averted
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(Kinja)
 
 
 
Gizmodo wants to know what your favorite penis
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stubborn little bastid
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Concealed-carry bicyclist guns down a two-tour Iraqi War vet with PTSD after the bicyclist said he "felt threatened" by the vet, and boy is the veteran's owner PISSED
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Good notnews about the Fark NotNewsletter
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Tens of millions of Americans are terrified about having their identities stolen, according to survey conducted by Abraham Lincoln, a cat from Kazakhstan with an 850 credit score
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Southwest Flight forced to make an emergency landing after a male passenger began choking the woman in the seat in front of her when she reclined it too far. The FBI says the man was detained but no arrests were made 'cause they totally get it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's unveils new gray bun. So what color will it turn your poop?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
From now on you'll have to register your remote controlled helicopters with the government, can paper airplanes be far behind?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
You know when you're watching TV and a car crashes through your living room wall?
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Don't Be A Menace To Bengalaru While Having A Tattoo Of The Goddess Yellamma While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
In a refreshing twist, Maryland Police Officer wasn't fired for shooting an unarmed citizen or lying under oath. Instead, he was fired for biting a man's testicle
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Good news: aircraft bombs dozens of ISIL fighters. Bad news: at this point, we're not even sure who's dropping the bombs anymore
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Photoshop this presentation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing a taxi after he was discharged from a hospital says he didn't want to walk six blocks home
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Clerk who sold teens beer before deadly crash faces charges, wasn't even supposed to be there today
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New printer cartridge style oil changes will only take 90 seconds; cost $2000 a quart
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkey announces that they are not a "Concentration Camp." Not that anyone could concentrate what with all those refugees streaming in and raising a ruckus
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Acclaimed author who wrote an entire novel in a week with the Internet watching and commenting live is maybe brave, definitely demented
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
"So history suggests we're going to find an explanation for this that doesn't involve Klingons"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The newest psychiatric field? "Wealth Therapy," which provides counseling services for the wealthiest of the 1 percent who have been made to feel isolated and alone by all their money
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Toddlers. When they're not shooting people, they're really into poisons as well
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Japanese man has reviewed over 5000 kinds of ramen, is looked kindly upon by the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. agrees to clean up the mess from that time they nuked Spain
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(The Week)
 
 
 
There is a silver lining to all the "Pumpkinoweenalooza" madness: at least it's pushing back all the Christmas madness
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Lamar Odom predicts six more weeks of coma, merger creates world's largest bottled water company, and Army learns about field-stripping a pair of 44s: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/11 - 10/17
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Abandoned kitten found with note: 'My mommy's boyfriend is mean to me'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An al Qaeda-linked group have shared details of a dwarf fighter on Twitter. He's not Happy. Or Grumpy
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Photoshop this metal band
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Kids today are so spoiled. Why, when I was a mere lad, I used to play with my Gilbert Nuclear Physics Atomic Energy Lab home kit. And my generation turned out juuuust fine
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Toronto Election Night Fark get-together: Monday, October 19 at St-James Gate Irish Alehouse
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some people are saying you can name a brand-new butterfly species by winning a bid on eBay. Others think it's an urban moth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas driver gives motorcycle couple lesson in field theory
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Go and vote, eh?
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Even if you are a bar in Alaska, by now you should know hosting a charity event labeled as a 'slave auction' is going to upset some people. "Tell them to stick their nose back in their own business and leave us alone"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
And so it begins
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Pastor kills brick-wielding man during church service" CAN I GET AN AMEN?.....or not
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Waikiki lifeguards remind everyone that sharks aren't, by a long shot, the only things in the ocean that will bite you
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man hoping to watch Cardinals game ends up watching a hawk and a falcon fight it out in the living room instead
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Oh, my God
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
New York City has a huge rat problem. 'I've seen rats walking upright, saying, "Good morning"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide at convention that focused on suicide prevention in the community
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Gent writes an open letter to the woman who called the police because he was in the park with a camera
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pens resembling hypodermic needles are the latest targets of outrage
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