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Sun October 11, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
California becomes first state to ban 'Redskins' nickname
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Hulu plans virtual reality device next month, allowing you to experience intrusive ads like never before
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Steven Prescott conkers the world
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In the most California problem ever, drivers now fighting over electric vehicle charging stations
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
MH370 wreckage claimed to have been found in the Philippines
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Ron Mueck sculpture exhibit
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
UConn community fundraising on the back of Luke Gatti's love of jalapeno-bacon mac and cheese
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is not a repeat from 1995. Wait, actually, it kind of is
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
♫ Brooooooklahoma... where the quakes from fracking shake the plains... ♫
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Indian NGO that offered to build 100 health facilities in Nepal changes its mind when Nepali government demands marble floors, granite counters, carpeted office & conferences, and HVAC systems
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Driven to death by phone scammers. Well, if it were me, I wouldn't have gotten in the car
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Students take on America's lack of gun control by arming themselves with dildos (Some not safe for work images)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man facing charges after getting head from his wife on a public street
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Photoshop this musician
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
"Sure my wife tried to kill me. But it's my fault because I drove her over the edge"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sham judges in sham country overseeing sham trial issue sham ruling, wow
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Customer at a Waffle House didn't see all those Facebook meme photos insisting good guys with guns can't stop bad guys with guns, shoots an armed robber. Still no cure for Waffle House
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
So what happened at that anti-Muslim, open carry rally in Dearborn, Michigan? Surprisingly, very little
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The gun debates of today sound an awful lot like the gun debates of the 1960s
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi 'hit during air strikes' in Syria
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Singapore Airlines replaces plane just before scheduled departure after landing gear abruptly fails the coming retraction
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maintaining a car is expensive That's why the smart armed robbers are calling Uber for a prompt pickup and courteous get away
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Designers of $6.4b Bay Bridge that only came in 10 years late and $5b over budget say they failed to anticipate a teensy rust problem that could cause the thing to collapse, but no biggy since it's not like it rains much these days anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Her name is Rio and she'll rob you on the sand//Just like those bandits riding through a dusty land//And when she steals, she'll take everything she can//Oh Rio, Rio mugging on de Janeiro sands
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(Adviser & Source)
 
 
 
I need your help. The local public library is hosting an evening with a psychic. What can I do to warn people about these people who are either frauds or deluded?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hungry? Finish a 30-pound burrito and become part-owner of Brooklyn restaurant
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
The greatest threat to democracy in Canada? Bears
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man finally completes pub crawl he started in 1983. After 476 pubs in 32 years, mission accomplished
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
In honor of October, photoshop this giant pumpkin
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Zany Misadventures with Wildlife
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC's Bravest slide down the pole, come out of the closet ... to save lives
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
How does a Golden Retriever turn himself into a Blood Hound? By being a superhero to a furry friend
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Monorail goes down at Walt Disney World. Stranded passengers above the ground get to see that it's a small world after all
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Your formally barking dog wants treat from passersby
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Nola Fark Party - Sunday Oct 11 at Lucky's
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
American travelers worry about things being stolen from their luggage. In Canada, you might find someone else's clothing and beer in your bag when you land
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Like daughter, like mother
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you shoot a deputy with a crossbow when said deputy arrives to arrest you for stabbing a neighbor with a pitchfork, you might be a redneck
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Schools may replace snow days with online education days or "eDays"
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT), it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music from Juneau, Alaska hosted live by a farker, and once again tonight a very special co-host will be joining him in the studio
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(Legal Insurrection)
 
 
 
The Independent (UK) Headline: "Israeli Security Forces Kill Boy, 16". Actual Story: 16 year stabbed two senior citizens with a knife before a cop shot him to stop him
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
School locked down for two hours after student wears her 'home made' Halloween costume of a gas mask and trench coat. Student was suspended and now faces expulsion. Still no cool costume tweet from the President
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Sat October 10, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
America is really good at punishing its college graduates
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(Fark)
 
 
 
BackAssward passed away yesterday at 12:20 PM. He was a great friend, lover, and husband. I did want all who knew him to be aware of his death. Thank you, cowgirl toffee
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't click if coulrophobic
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Why keep a sword by your bed? Funny you should ask
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The lightsaber: A more elegant weapon for a more civilized wedding reception
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Photoshop this BASE jumper
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Mor-on Sheriff Joe Arpaio's targeting of federal judge with a little help from "birther" detective
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ah, the old tried-and-true "my client thinks he's Jesus Christ, but is possessed by Jay-Z and was forced by the Illuminati to beat his landlord to death" defense
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Now that 8 billion people a year want to swim with sharks, ecotourism is threatening the wildlife
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jaguar found to be suffering from a condition that normally only affects Fark posters
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(Her (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ireland's Central College in Limerick website is hacked by ISIS. First message received begins with "There was an extremist from Syria"
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(National Post)
 
 
 
The driver is described as male, 5'8″ with a medium build, driving a black, 2001-2005 BMW karma
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hunter wakes up to bear biting his head, shoots and kills it. You woke up to your cat kneading your chest
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Coming home inebriated and mistake your own apartment with someone else's? That's a shootin'
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Photoshop this warriorette
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Dumb: Man gets his finger stuck in gas fill pipe. Dumber: EMS called to free him Dumbest: Man is arrested for a warrant after hospital releases him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apocalypse group on Wednesday: "The Earth will be destroyed by God today." Thursday: "It was God's will that the Earth was not destroyed"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Buggy whip manufacturer fighting desperately to maintain market share and profits. That's normally not a big deal except these buggy whips are poisoning the earth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret Service agent who could have prevented our current political state and the explosion of the federal debt dies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A shop in California has made doughnut fries. Somewhere, a bald eagle is crying tears of pride
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Former "Mrs. Orange County" pageant queen (who's also a Mormon church volunteer) charged with making child porn for Marine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Surfer got a little too chummy with a shark
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Test writers for Scottish math exam accidentally include difficult problem
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(MSN)
 
 
 
16 things you don't do
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Undercover cops, getting sexual favors, working a prostitution sting sue because their names are released in court documents. This is hard to swallow
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
I'm a shark, I'm a shaaaark Ew you have cancer dude I'm not eating that, I'm a shaaaaark
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this white flight
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Conjoined twins who nearly died have now learned to go their separate ways
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(BBC)
 
 
 
More than 80 dead after two bombs explode in Ankara, Turkey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Catnapping kitten gets trapped in the dashboard and has to be saved by the fire brigade in time for Caturday. Difficulty: The car was a Peugeot
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Reports of Russian aircraft shot down in Turkish airspace by Turkey. This business will get out of control and we'll all be lucky to kebab through it
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Former furniture store owner arrested after shooting down high prices--as well as his competition--two decades ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fertility expert lists the best sex positions for achieving pregnancy. Guess which one is on top?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Detroit Halloween prank ends with 911 call, unnecessary CPR
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Fri October 09, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Drug testing for welfare recipients has managed to weed out 0.19% of applicants in Tennessee, proving the other 99.81% are all wasting their food stamp money on synthetic pee and masking agents
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's the Fark Weird News Quiz. Now with pumpkin spice, because why not? It's in everything else already, anyway
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
You just might be an elitist douche if your coffee shop has a sign out front that says "Sorry, No Poor People"
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
If you think your elderly spouse might try to hit you with a bottle, threaten you with a knife and try to run over you, maybe keep that 40-year-old affair to yourself
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nothing quite says "bad marketing angle" like a cartoon breakfast cereal mascot encouraging you to commit terrorist acts
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man with long criminal history arrested wearing 'I do dumb things' shirt
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Why do elephants rarely get cancer? a) They don't smoke; b) they spend their times hiding in cherry trees; c) they have a gene that kills tumours d) they fight sharks
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Photoshop something for this man to gaze upon
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Getting a Hummer in your hotel room isn't always as great as it sounds
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Yes, astronauts have tried farting as a means of propulsion
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Some people have a problem with the "yoga for people of color" class happening in Seattle. Contorted it's-okay-when-WE-do-it reasoning to follow in the comments
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's always a little embarrassing when you're trying to enjoy your morning joint before classes and the police commissioner taps you on the shoulder, takes the joint, and tosses it down the sewer
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
In a perfect example of more money than brains, someone is paying to fly a possum 1,700 miles so it can be released into its suburban neighborhood wilderness
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Texas pastor charged with fondling woman in "true religious ritual"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man takes in children orphaned by Boko Haram, bakes them. Wait, bakes FOR them
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(Local 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
It's that time again: mom upset that precious snowflake gets exposed to neighborhood Halloween display
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You can stumble across the most amazing thing when cleaning out an old closet, like say, a first edition of the King James Bible
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(WTXL Tallahassee)
 
 
 
County Commissioner takes photo of Muslims praying on a beach. This happened in Florida, so guess what happens next
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Sure the Great Grain Robbery doesn't rival the Great Train Robbery, but at least they're not cereal killers
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Greek guys
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
College on lockdown after shooting. This is not a repeat from this morning
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crime in New York has gotten so bad that even Pizza Rat is getting mugged in the subway
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family found guilty of not telling the people who bought their home a giant sinkhole was opening beneath them
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're employing a builder and you find him on your premises for more than 20 minutes at a time, chances are he's nailed himself to something
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Announcer: "IN THIS CORNER: we have an open-carry advocate protesting Islam. AND IN THE FAR CORNER: forty percent of the population of Dearborn, Michigan"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US to abandon training program from Syrian rebels, possibly because $25M per rebel is a bit much when they're just going to be bombed by Russia anyway
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Steve Martin arrested for heroin possession. Called "Wild and Crazy Guy" by police
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
You're on vacation and you're about to take the world's greatest selfie. However, hordes of tourists taking stupid selfies behind you are ruining your shot. You can't kill them all. What do you do? Never fear, Adobe has the answer
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 1990s things that are making a comeback. Yay to Surge, nay to JNCO jeans
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Best Korea food production could rise 14% as newly discovered species of unicorn carp promises to trade glorious steak dinners for all for right to be Best Leader's new plaything
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Indonesian police officer Andy Go To School explains how he got his name and what his brothers Rudi A Good Boy and Happy New Year are up to. It gets worse
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(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Man arrested after police match the skid marks
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
One dead and one injured after shooting at Bojangles. Witnesses say the shooter had worn-out shoes, silver hair, a ragged shirt, and baggy pants. After the shooting, he jumped so high, then he lightly touched down
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Nobel Peace Prize goes to a Tunisian Peace Quartet. I haven't heard their album yet
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(Fox Connecticut)
 
 
 
Talk about not learning your lesson. This teen left court documents about his auto theft in another stolen car. Want to guess the state this happened in?
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
You'll want to get over soon, your exit is coming up in 25 miles
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times takes a break from pretending to care about the poors so that it can shove this $815,000 watch in your face
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spoonful of sweetness
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Disaster reporting may encourage people to live IN A WORLD with riskier places
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Days without a mass shooting: 0
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(Fark)
 
 
 
UPDATED: EuroFark 2015 - Dublin, Ireland - Oct. 9-11
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
15-year-old boy threatens to "kill all the girls" because none of them would send him nudes
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Gallant cosplays as OSI agent Brock Samson while attending a comic-con. Goofus commits a felony impersonating an actual OSI agent to scam free passes
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
King cobra that had been on the loose in Florida for more than a month has finally been captured. No word on the rest of the other 1,364 wild animals there that can kill you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
University chapel dedicated to "all creeds and to all races of people" renovated to accommodate all faiths. Believe it or not, someone has a problem with this
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Judge scolds and jails domestic violence victim for failing to appear at trial of her abuser
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Always check the label before using "eye drops"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
When a $69 cheap flight to Europe is not a $69 cheap flight to Europe
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mom says Playmobil play-set comes with racist instructions. "It told my son to put a slave cuff around the black character's neck, and then to play with the toy"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Televangelist con artist Jim Bakker claims that there are satanic temples inside of Planned Parenthood facilities that are used for sacrificing children
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Thu October 08, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Leaves, the bane of every homeowner's existence, are now a marketable commodity
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(The Peninsula (Qatar))
 
 
 
Myanmar's monks / Want Muslims muzzled / Submitter's mind / Now awfully muddled / Burma Racists?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rest break
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attempted do-it-yourself hemorrhoid operation only piles on the problems
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
If you're going to report a dead body, it's probably best not to walk into the local grocery store using the skull as a puppet
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
The Tennessee Valley Authority is starting up a nuclear reactor that uses crushed ice to cool the reactor core. What could go wrong?
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA Update: Pluto has blue skies and ice skating, might be an okay place to raise your kids
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
11 trillion gallons of rain fell on North and South Carolina this past week. Which is roughly the same amount that fell on California since the beginning of the year. Without the trillion part
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(Food.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Here it comes, that time of year when Farkers can go without costumes and still scare the populace. What's your favorite themed treat for Halloween.. after the first 7 booze recipes? Or is the 8th also a booze recipe?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you need some pumpkin based artillery, you're on your own again this year
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: Opening up that forty-year-old time capsule is a lot easier if you can remember where you buried it
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bird on a wire
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Horse was pregnant for forty-eight million years. And you thought your mom would never let you forget about her twelve hours in labor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia launches missiles from the Caspian Sea into Syria to demonstrate their military capabilities. Unfortunately, a lot of them landed in Iran instead
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Papal Peace Prize a perfectly plausible possiblity
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Canadians and Americans are very much like each other, it's just that both sides don't want to admit it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
When announcing your engagement on Facebook, be sure to double check the photo you use
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Polly wants a blowjob
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Hometown honors hero who stopped terrorist on French train with: a) fireworks, b) confetti or c) a stabbing
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Million-strong Pope crowd in Philadelphia miraculously shrinks to 350,000. Checkmate, atheists
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Will taking expired medication kill you? Turn you blue and give you a permanent orange afro? Murder your family and screw the dog? No. But this is a news story anyway
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
TSA: Man, that's some fine apple butter. Make that, a fine FOR apple butter
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
San Francisco police deploy a tactical kitty to end a standoff with a suspect who was threatening to jump from a two story building in downtown SF and "appeared to be in an altered state"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
800 pound man kicked out of hospital for ordering pizza, now lives in a van down by the river
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(icFlorida)
 
 
 
Teacher stands on her desk and strips in front of entire class. David Lee Roth unavailable for comment
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
President of France says violence against Air France executives by striking workers threatens the country's image, it's better to reserve that kind of treatment for the tourists
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Walmart iron on patches, now with skinhead goodness
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian scientists grow mini human kidneys. England says it doesn't yet have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Old school: wearing a mask to hide your face when robbing a business. New and improved: using a maxi-pad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high-tech device from a long-ago era
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The McKinley Mac sold at Alaska McDonald's restaurants will now be known as the Denali Mac. Thanks, Mayor McCheese
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news: you can live to age 150. Bad news: by not having sex
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This is kind of like 'The Fox and Hound,' except the fox is a cheetah. And the hound is a rescue puppy
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're a cop writing up people for speeding, the least you could do is actually stop them instead of mailing random tickets to people
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some things just aren't meant to be bleached
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy wants to dress as Elsa from Frozen for Halloween, so his father decides to let him go
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Woman so upset over cemetery hosting a Halloween party--I mean "fall festival"--that she is moving her daughter's remains elsewhere
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The Christmas catalog for the super rich is here again. See how the 1% shop for the holidays
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Air Guitar contests. New hotness: Air Sex contests
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 544: "Farktography Classic: Blue 3" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 07, 2015
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Newark airport officials bust man smuggling 10 pounds of Peruvian Marching Powder in a veritable smorgasbord
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stupid: Smashing up a bar when they refuse to serve you. Stupider: Using a digger and causing $60,000 of damage. Fark: It's your own bar
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Need an ice scraper for your car this winter? Feel free to now use your unused Borders gift card
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
So while the discussion has been on income inequality, which states actually have the widest gap between rich and poor?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Solution: Quit putting it all in the beer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Average American loses $43 during each doctor visit, so be sure and check the cushions the next time you're in the waiting room
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Cops raid animal owners property looking for lions, tigers and bears. Property owner: "Oh, my"
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Oregon shooter was discharged from the army after attempting suicide
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these colorful sippy cups
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Note to self: When in back of squad car, STFU
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Is that a meth lab in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bad teeth? No problem. Small penis? Problem
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(Daily Mercury)
 
 
 
Note: when your doctor recommends using ice to deal with soreness after testicle surgery, he means frozen water
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Maine principal wants to put Baby in a corner
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Protip: A guy who performs abortions out of his house and goes by the name 'Dr. Rick' may not be legit
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Doctors Without Borders complain about removal of borders
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Despite being warned not to take skulls home, actors steal artifacts from film site and are now suffering mysterious ailments
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ed Snowden decides that he would prefer prison in America over "freedom" in Russia
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Move over Sultan of Brunei, Pennsylvania man has 30,000 cars covering nearly every brand and model. And they all fit in his house
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(Some Flat Faced Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this precipitous ulula
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ man who shot his wife 16 times in front of their kids didn't plan on killing her. He was just carrying two guns in case the King of England got in his face
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when a bunch of refugees clean up your filthy town? This mayor does
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The only thing that might repair the relationship between Russia and the US is bombing the ever-living hell out of Syria
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Shoplifter gets into a fight with a Walgreen's employee over electric toothbrush heads
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Nuclear smuggler who tried to sell dirty bomb components to ISIS and wanted to 'annihilate America' is out of prison. Sleep tight
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
As a birthday present, Japanese parents present their 20-year-old with a formal Notice of Expiration of Rearing Services. "As of October 4, 2015, your father, and mother, have completed their duties of raising their child: you"
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(Ukiah Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Torn from the pages of the Ukiah Police and Fire log: Man on porch, drunk soccer players, illegal fruit stand, and the requisite "naked woman in yard"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know how you always lose adapters from your socket wrench set? Turns out the gal outside Home Depot has the 9mm
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
School district to pay $600,000 to families of students who died in the wake of hypnotism by principal. Students reasons for crossing road while they thought they were chickens not yet determined
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
University of Wisconsin college residence hall director apologizes after sending out helpful mass email on the Orgasm Deficit
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
In rare case of reason, county in Florida will finally remove Confederate flag. In typical case of Florida, it will replaced with a different Confederate flag
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Shatto Dairy unveils Blue Milk. Well, now you'll have something to drink while whining to your aunt and uncle you want to go to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dear Carolyn, I can no longer allow my 10-year-old son to play with the neighbor boy because he is allowed to watch such movies as, GASP, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and "Groundhog Day." Are the helicopter blades spinning too fast?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman finds out she won $310 million in McDonald's drive thru. You are still debating ordering the green-poop-causing black whopper while your stoned buddy in the back seat giggles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh, nurse, how are you able to get through so many flu shots so quickly? It's easy - I just don't change needles between patients
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Drivers beware: It's National Walk to School Day, which means lots of kids out walking to ... Hold on, they're walking? Alone? Outside? What if they trip? What if they're abducted? What if someone offers them poison? WHAT IF THEY HAVE SEX OMG
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Hackers can use your boarding pass's barcode to change your seats, cancel your flights, change your airline password and learn about future flights you're taking. And you can't even find out which terminal to go to
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Nightclub owner: Okay so maybe having "Shag A Ginger" night was a little offensive to red-haired people. How about "Kiss Me, I'm Ginger"?
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
FTFA:"Officer Norberg testifies in Badger Gun Case". Lt. Drebin seen swimming in raw sewage, unavailable to attend
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(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again, time to dress up in terrifying costumes like Cecil the Lion, Sexy Donald Trump, the Pizza Rat, and... Baby Pot Leaf?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Harvard debate team gets their clocks cleaned by a group of NY prisoners
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember how your grandma used to always say you could bring an orphaned possum back to life if you give it enough snuggles? She was right
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
The best things about a buying a car: new car smell, cleanliness, every piece new and polished. Not on the list: having to be towed out of the mud after taking it off-road to test out the 4WD capabilities
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Denver is full of sexually active people...or liars
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Those pesky UFOs are at it again, and this time they're targeting an active volcano to cause an eruption
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You know you're having a bad day when your gravy from KFC tells you to F*** Off
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who was born without a penis will soon have one made from an arm. Way to go, dude. High fifteen
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Of corpse it's always grave when students go to the sick side and desecrate a buried person
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The best thing about the Anchorage library is that you can check out things like wolverine furs, stuffed puffins, and snowy owl mounts. "There's no limit as to what people can do with it"
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
ICU
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this table sitter
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Where are we really going as a culture? Did we REALLY need a selfie stick attached to a dildo? (not safe for work)
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Politician whacks old dog, movement to drop poo in yard grows
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Derelicte is so 2001. This season the look is Der Migrant
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Small North Dakota town starts GoFundMe campaign to pay for "general improvements to the city." The improvements? Preventing a violent white supremacist from buying half the town and turning it into the base of an Aryan cult named after Donald Trump
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"On board the 790-foot El Faro...were five Polish workers whose job was to prepare the engine room for a retrofitting. Could that work have caused the loss of power that led to the U.S. container ship's sinking?"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Have you got $1,000 in your savings account? Congratulations, you're doing better than 62% of Americans
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabian extremists will beheading for trouble soon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Romero Institute for Reproductive Research finds that a higher frequency of sex increases a woman's chances of getting pregnant
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Block the drive through lane at the Chick-fil-A? That's a stabbin'
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
Recovering SC residents receiving basic aid: blankets, bottled water, mustard crusted Texas rack of lamb with herbed goat cheese polenta, trumpet royal mushrooms, foîe gras with a port reduction and a nice red Bordeaux '06
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Top Norway billionaire comes out of luxury closet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
States want to manage peoples' retirement funds. That should end well
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lazy inconsiderate parents are the most hated by hotel staff according to the Ric Romero Institute
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out the Oregon shooter's mom wrote a lot in Yahoo Answers seeking answers about autism and guns, and wondering if Russia really invaded Georgia since her friend in Georgia cannot see Russian tanks anywhere in Atlanta
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Remember that glass walkway bridge suspended 3,540 feet above the ground in China? Well it was probably made with Chinese glass
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Chem-trails are so last year, now that the government is using drones to deploy irradiated-moth-trails
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
U.S. officials launch important investigation into why ISIS prefers Toyota over Ford and Chevy
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Tue October 06, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A crime straight from Portlandia; Delivery truck filled with tofu and health drinks stolen in Portland
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
RCMP seize 18-wheeler full of pot, LSD, magic mushrooms, methamphetamine, and cocaine. Driver last seen heading for Vegas with a Samoan lawyer
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
ISIS blow up ancient monument, although at the rate things are going in the Middle East, if they'd waited long enough somebody's air force would probably have done it for them
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: It is never wise to point a gun at somebody, even if they are joking about football teams
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(Lafayette Journal & Courier)
 
 
 
Dr. Officer, DDS, can tell you're a meth-head just by the state of your teeth, no matter what the truth is. Better brush and floss before your next traffic stop, folks
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this winding way
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A day late and there never were any dollars
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2hp and 32 ft/lbs of torque; that's how much the power loss to meet emissions standards would have been
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man gives up all sugar and alcohol for a month, experiences withdrawal symptoms similar to those felt by drug addicts then dies.... Just kidding, he's absolutely fine
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Two-year-old girl survives two days in the woods despite rain and cold weather. Meanwhile, I have panic attacks when I forget my smartphone at home
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(Upvoted)
 
 
 
Short essay on why the barriers to an independent candidate aren't so impossible to overcome anymore. Written by some guy named Drew Curtis
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The War on Drugs™ may soon see the release of half of the POWs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It looks like the FAA has finally had it up to here with douchenozzle drone pilots
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(CBC)
 
 
 
CBC apologizes that one of their headlines was altered to reflect how Canada really feels about Prime Minister Harper
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
WBC blames gays for making it rain. California immediately offers all-expenses-paid relocation program
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sadly, we still live in a world where some small-minded store clerks don't understand a man's right to request assistance while trying on women's underwear in a dressing room
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 to complain that girlfriend "would not give him any ass"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Earth is going to be "completely annihilated" on October 7
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farming foul-up
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hitler warns of threat to democracy. Well, he would know
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
City of Maitland replaces opening prayer with moment of silence, in rare "let's stop being stupid before we get sued" move
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston Museum picketed by angry protesters who demand the removal of all its Renoir paintings-just because they think he sucks at painting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In addition to being the sole factor determining your value as a human being, your credit rating can also predict how good you are at love
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Inside the life of a family dependent on reindeer" Well, surely things will pick up for the Claus' in a couple of months
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Witness tackles robber, is stabbed in the tussle. If I remember my anatomy lessons, the tussle is the muscle above the bustle
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bro gets arrested for refusing to leave UConn cafeteria until he gets his mac and cheese. I'm sorry, I thought this was America
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Thief who made 'chicken noises' arrested. Officer McFly commended
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Removing that grime sure is a lot of work. Wait, is that the Lincoln assassination?"
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Man would never expose his "embarrassingly small" penis to children, court hears. Prosecution burns that defence down with a star witness. Bring in the prostitute
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(The Local)
 
 
 
The Vatican's plan for 'curing homosexuals' apparently involves sending them to a restrictive place surrounded by men wearing dresses
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Subby is not sure if these rooms are epic expressions of assertive manhood, or if he should crawl under the bed and weep for his gender
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal Judge: Sex parties are not protected under the 1st Amendment
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hipsters are liked one place in the world, in Dublin ... OK just a little bit but still
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Miss my cousin yet?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
They don't make people who know from "Gules a fess between in chief a mullet of six points argent between two lions passant guardant or and in base a winged parachute argent" any more
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pull a gun on another motorist? That's an arr-I"m sorry what? Oh, right. Georgia. No problems here. Move along
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Airbus's hellish designs are the stuff of future commercial airlines. Enjoy your present day cattle car while you can
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(The Local)
 
 
 
News: Miss France stripped of her title for posing topless. Fark: photo is SFW. Come on France, you used to be cool
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
McDonald's debuts its All-Day Breakfast menu, but there's still enough items you can't order after 11:00 AM to keep that "Falling Down" reboot in play
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Bear Armed
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this apple transfer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Halloween burger causes terror in bathrooms
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trade agreement to lower drug cost, drop import tariffs, create universal working conditions, break China's hold on knock-offs, lower price of cheese and create universal environmental protection. Naturally, some folks have a problem with this
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
11-year-old boy shoots 8-year-old neighbor to death after argument about puppies. But if he didn't have the gun he just would have used something else to kill her anyway
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Guy whose mug shot suggests he's been accused of being gay all his life is charged with cold-cocking a stranger who he thought looked gay
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"They're pushing the envelope of what the buttocks will take"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's Origami - the art of paper folding - and then there's OriGOD HOW DID THEY DO THAT?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The wildlife around the Chernobyl nuclear disaster site is thriving, proving every mushroom cloud has a silver lining
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
"I think there's this fantasy world of gunplay in the movies, but it doesn't really happen that way"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Move over, sexy Donald Trump Halloween costume; Sexy Pizza Rat is here to usurp your throne
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, your local organic artisanal non-gmo all natural microbrew seems good. But is it certified salmon-safe? No? MONSTER
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sorry, people, but America Day has been cancelled. The eagle outside shoulda told you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, you're still drinking PBR? That's cool, I guess. I used to drink it back before it got so mainstream. I've found this new beer, though, called Natty Bo. It's really grabbed my attention. You probably haven't heard of it, though
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Oh, THIS will end well. Chuck E Cheese to add alcohol to birthday parties
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man arrested for iPhone upskirts at Publix supermarket told cops he was only "taking pictures of cakes" for his wife
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(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Guy calls police because he's "too high." They find him "surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies." The man also tells police he can't feel his hands
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines loses luggage. Its CEO's luggage
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this science guy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist showed up at a high school to protest the election of a transgender as homecoming queen. Students countered protest with signs saying "Westboro Baptist Church Need Jesus" and chanting "Long Live The Queen"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Good morning, this is your wake-up call. Oops, I mean wake-up car"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The short, sad saga of the classiest airline ever, and one not even the Trump logo could save
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
They thought they'd stolen a sheet of material. Turns out it was an oh sheet of material
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(WJBF Augusta)
 
 
 
90 miles of I-95 closed due to flooding -- which can only be an improvement
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Samsung wants to upstage Google with a new version of the worst tech gadget ever invented
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Acceptable: Giving your 14-year-old daughter a smack on the arm. Fark: Giving your 14-year-old daughter smack in the arm
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man killed by arrow. Police deem death "suspicious." That's some fine police work, Lou
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Inventors of app which allows people to post unsolicited public criticism shut down all methods by which they might receive unsolicited public criticism
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Oregon mass shooting suspect had access to so many guns because his mother had stockpiled them out of fear that firearms would be outlawed in the wake of all the mass shootings
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sandy Hook Truther: I'm not a Sandy Hook Truther
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
My martini is too cold, and this beer has cigarette butts in it
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this slayer and her coffee
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The topics of your tweets show how much money you earn, which means the entire Twitterverse has a net worth of about $23.50
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Usual first date: Nice meal, movie, coffee after. Memorable first date: Having to call out Search and Rescue and national media coverage
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Honestly tourists, stop squeezing the stone statue's boobies
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Librarian reads Machiavelli and decides to be bad for goodness' sake
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Step 1: appoint a city manager with total control. Step 2: Save money by switching to a new water source. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Poison the city's children
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(The Local)
 
 
 
How do you know your company may have issues with employee relations? Well, for one, it's a bad sign when they try to lynch the Human Resources manager
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(Motor Authority)
 
 
 
While President Obama whines about guns, Russia is preparing to build a trans-Asian superhighway that will let people drive from London to New York
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Butt dialing' putting a strain on US emergency systems, as well as pants, pockets, belts, screens, arteries, others' digestion
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Japanese man live streams setting his room on fire, then helpfully demonstrates several incorrect ways to deal with it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Onion truck catches fire near Frying Pan Road. Driver left shaken, tearful
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The El Faro lost at sea, Coast Guard says. Gordon Lightfoot tunes his guitar, looks for rhyming dictionary
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Southern Poverty Law Center labels Kim Davis' legal firm a 'hate group,' unlike most legal firms which are simply 'hated groups'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Colleges find an adorable new way to get dorm rooms to smell even worse than the traditional combination of feet, rancid food and spilled bongwater
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Attention East Coast Farkers: Do not be alarmed by that giant ball of fire you see in the sky today. It's called the sun, and it's supposed to be there. Enjoy it, but avoid looking directly at it. And wear sunscreen
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After several interns literally worked themselves to death, Wall Street banks instituted labor "reforms." One lets you "protect" one weekend a month, another forbids working 24 hours straight, and another says you can only work 12 days in a row
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop this post-apocalyptic warrior
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bad dog needs new home, flatulent fatso furious for firing, and Justin Bieber hasn't thought through the "live like Jesus" endgame: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/27 - 10/3
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
One of the cool things about the retreating ice in Alaska is all the human remains being discovered on the coastline
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Philadelphia colleges on alert after 4chan post threatens violence Monday
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Girl, 12, had symptoms of Lyme disease, but blood tests were negative until five days after she met Pope Francis. "It's a miracle"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska is filled with rugged individualists who know how to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and don't need no golldarn help from the government. Except when it comes to the Spice problem
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So why does it take so long for companies to realize they've been hacked?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Fatal design flaw in F-35 ejection seat guarantees there will be no co-ed volleyball in upcoming Top Gun sequel
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
The best part of waking up is smashing a full pot of coffee of your Mom's head
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(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Bad news: your house catches fire. Good news: the fire department is testing hoses in your neighborhood
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Sorority girls criticized for taking selfies at baseball game respond by using newly-found internet fame to support domestic violence charity. Your move, selfie-hating baseball fanatics
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shark attacks teenager, teenager punches back
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Volkswagen emissions cheat has likely caused between '16 and 94 deaths over seven years' according to the "Department of Pulling Random Numbers out of Their Ass"
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