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Sun September 27, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
People are getting paid less for doing more work
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Old news: Hepatitis C. Strange news: Hepatitis Tea
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(Complex)
 
 
 
When headlines write themselves it usually looks something like this
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Photoshop this poser
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Dog wants steak but gets 26 pounds of pot from the sky instead. Good dog
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Catalan voters go to polls today to vote on secession from Spain. Expected victory celebrations to include parades, dancing, and a special performance from "Uptown Girl," the 80s-only Billy Joel cover band
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
German college student who was murdered in 1984 got better
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(Carscoops)
 
 
 
Own a BMW, Audi, or Mercedes diesel? Good news, you've just joined VW diesel owners
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
This guy lost 27 pounds eating Twinkies and Ho Hos. No word on what his Fark handle is
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pumpkin beers arrived early this year because of climate change
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy walking to the beach
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
France threatens to taunt ISIS a second time
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hairless cats. New freaky pet craze: Hairless guinea pigs (not safe for work)
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Good gourd
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
A massive search for a man missing since Tuesday fails to turn up anything. But on the positive side, searchers did find a dead body not connected to this case
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
What a tangled web we've weaved since barbed wire fencing was conceived
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Shibuya public restroom that tourists universally dubbed filthiest toilet in Japan get adopted by anime company, cleaned up, rebranded "Sushi Ninja Toilet" to serve everyone's silent but deadly needs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would like to call to the stan*bzzt* Oww*bzzt* HEY*bzzt* YOUR HONOR, PLEASE STOP THAT
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"Admiral, there be whales here"
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(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Nothing screams "shut up and take my money" like a giant pizza burger stuffed with mozzarella sticks bursting with cheese in between two raspberry buns (Warning: some sidebar ads may be Not safe for work)
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
A gun shop has just moved in next door to an elementary school. And if you guessed that someone has a problem with this, then come claim your prize: A big box of nothing
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
This is one smart dog
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme, just in time for Banned Books Week: Re-Title your favorite children's book in a manner that would qualify it for this week's festivities
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Adult Epiphanies
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you really want to scare a child straight you just put her in Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Tent City for a night. That will teach her to stop lying and running away from home
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Once s'more, melted peanut butter, chocolate and marshmallow proves fatal
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Officer responds to a call of a suspicious-looking man... then things get all dusty
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Sat September 26, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Best. Dad. Ever
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia: With the lack of execution drugs it looks like we wont be able to go along with that scheduled execution. Texas: We got this, bro
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man urinating in public runs from police and manages to shoot himself in the groin while trying to ditch his gun
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like Randolph and Mortimer are at it again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One-fingered climber prepares to salute from the top of Everest
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's mistress nabbed by authorities
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans waste millions of pounds of seafood each year. Fishermen are only a prawn in the game of life
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mississippi couple seeks help from the internet in identifying what they ate on their honeymoon
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(Vox)
 
 
 
In 17 days in jail, he loses 50 pounds, hallucinates, has seizures and convulsions, is filmed every moment, and nobody helps. Jail finally swings into action after he dies with "lawsuit lacks legal merit"
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
If you saw a bunch of Southwest Airlines employees dancing at Phoenix's Sky Harbor Airport, you weren't hallucinating
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Illinois court tosses out $10 million lawsuit filed by an inmate against the prison for allowing him to escape. Dumbass tag for inmate
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this controversial spectacle
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Judge sets bail at $2,000 after "attempted murder of a police chief" turns out to be "driving within 15 feet of a police chief"
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(Inhabitat)
 
 
 
How to get to Osaka? Walk down the block and wait inside the strawberry for a #4 bus
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Germany under siege by roving gangs of Syrian refugees
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In a rare moment of sanity, a school district has reinstated the game of tag
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
You're at the gas pump and see a spider on your fuel tank. What's the dumbest thing you could do? With video goodness
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hajjiahad?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Inexpensive: £4.50 date. Cheap: asking for a refund
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Obama provides military equipment to Al Qaeda
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
In 1980, not a single state had an obesity rate above 15%. Now, not a single state has an obesity rate below 15%
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Mr and Mrs Scumbag steal wallet from accident victim, go on spending spree and get captured on CCTV, turn themselves in. Husband tells cops that stealing the wallet "isn't in his character"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexico to the U.S.: You keep your "ice bucket challenge." We'll have our own coke snorting challenge
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Two legal drug dealers arrested after illegally selling drugs
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pavement painter
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Take advantage of opertunity in Edmonton"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A modern day Bonnie and Clyde, they are not
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Non-believers you're wrong, the Pope does have rainbows coming out of his.... won't finish headline for fear of lightning
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenager and his mother get threatened by a robber wielding a knife, so the teenager does the sensible thing and beats the man with a tire iron
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
National bathroom contest held to name the best public restroom in the country. Which after drinking a couple of six packs is usually the one that is closest
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Reporter to State Department: Any comment on Saudi Arabia being named to lead the UN Human Rights Council? It's about to behead and crucify the son of a prominent regime critic. Answer: "I can't give that off the top of my head"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
It's the 4th Blood Moon in a year and a half. Everyone prophesize
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(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Police find giant weed forest in London a few streets down from college dorms. Students apparently were "unaware"
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Banksy, you shall go to the ball
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(The Local)
 
 
 
It turns out those wedding chapels in Vegas actually result in a real marriage. Who knew?
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Man on meth waves large stick at construction workers, gets naked for them. Confused construction workers vow to never whistle randomly at people walking down the street ever again
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's one of the few good things to come from McDonald's lately. Is it dusty in here or what?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Girl suspended from school for wearing the wrong shade of green after teacher almost had to hit the Independent Thought Alarm twice that day
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Bay City, Michigan learns that the most important aspect to burying a time capsule is making sure it's waterproof
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this yoga bomb
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Couple charged after having sex in the drive-through line at McDonald's instead of having some class and doing it in the bathroom
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(The Daily Progress)
 
 
 
When a couple found six abandoned kittens and decided to try and care for them, the entire neighborhood stepped up to help. A truly heartwarming story for Caturday
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(Fark)
 
 
 
San Pedro Fishy Fark Party Sept 26th, 6pm
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
A leak says NASA's going to announce there's water on Mars, I hope the rumor holds water
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
While most normal 4-year-old boys idolize superheroes, policemen or sports heroes that they will never meet, Carter idolizes someone he sees 6 days a week and neither snow nor rain nor heat will keep him away
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Amazing pictures of enormous vegetables will make your backyard gardening efforts look very medi-okra
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
No, I didn't say I left my Vans on your porch. I said I left my VAN on your PORSCHE
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Wearing a man bun can have an unwelcome side effect - even beyond the ridicule
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Drunk man misses turn, drives his vehicle over a guardrail, hits several trees while tumbling down an embankment, completely submerges the car in a river, and is arrested nearby trying to get into someone else's car. While naked
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
"He told officers he was examining the gun, placed it in his pocket and the gun discharged, striking him in the penis"
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
16) "I've had better"
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Fri September 25, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Like the undead, the Fark Weird News Quiz rises from the grave. And as usual, it wants your brains
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Maybe you need to give your staff a little more toilet break time if they're peeing in the warehouse drinking fountain because they don't have enough time to walk to the bathroom
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Waiting on the East Coast for your delivery of the new iPhone 6S? Blame the Pope
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(AP)
 
 
 
Somebody get this Monday to Friday tarantula off this Monkey Festival airplane
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Judge will decide if man is drug dealer or dumb shopper
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Pope Francis will sleep on a bed donated by Macy's, covered in bedding donated by Macy's, sit in lounge chairs donated by Macy's at dining tables donated by Macy's, and look through curtains donated by Macy's. Macy's
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beggars CAN be choosers, if Finnish food is one of the choices
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create a new pumpkin spice product
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man steals $1.12 spoon from Walmart, says he needed it "to eat my Captain Crunch with." Felony jailarity ensues
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince of Bel Air arrested for sex crime. Yo holmes, smell you later
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Facebook 'unfriending' can constitute workplace bullying, Australian tribunal finds
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scots have 421 words for snow. Nothing so far for heat wave
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
First they came for Dodgeball, and I did not speak out because I did not play Dodgeball. Then they came for Red Rover, I did not speak because I did not play Red Rover. Then they came for Tag, but there was no one to speak, because I was already it
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(The Local)
 
 
 
The flow of Muslim refugees into Norway greatly increases the risk of a terrorist attack, according to Norway's intelligence service. An attack from right-wing anti-immigrant extremists, but yeah
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese men on the street opine on whether they would like to date foreign women if they had the chance. Sex can be more frequent, sure, but what if they have different tastes in food?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cool kids
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Smoking or non-smoking section. New hotness: Carnivore or herbivore section
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hasbeen man buns are now soooooooo yesterday, the new man bro style is the 'man plait'
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Japanese robot manufacturer asks buyers not to have sex with its products. Expected tentacle upgrade release date uncertain
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida Man caught with a pants-load full of shoplifted merchandise; 19 cans of Vienna sausages, 5 cans of Spam, 4 bags of peanuts, two bottles of Smirnoff, and a partridge in a pear tree
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Extreme squirrel feeder loses appeal against government surveillance of his nuts
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Mother angry that school confiscated her 14-year-old child's cigarette
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
No need to wait for an asteroid to hit us doomsdayers, we have ISIS who want to cause an Islamic nuclear "tsunami" to wipe out hundreds of millions of us from the face of the earth
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Wood pellet factory eliminates middle man
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(The Register)
 
 
 
GCHQ tracked every web user's browsing habits. Sleep well, citizen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Student who rescued blind classmate being attacked by bully gets suspended and booted from football team
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Wait. Should I NOT ask for lasagna recipes in PornHub comments? (Not safe for work)
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, Leonardo DiCaprio painted the Mona Lisa
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman fired for "offensive" hand tattoo which is comparatively inoffensive compared to the rest of her
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Parents outraged at "inappropriate" 8th-grade science assignment that insinuated anyone dismissing evolution was misleading students
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Farfromtruthen
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
If you're going to have a menage-a-trois, you probably shouldn't leave a knife on the nightstand
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian unmanned nuclear submarines to encircle USA to create giant tsunami waves
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these valves
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(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
After a routine traffic stop, Chicago police literally beat the shiat out of man responsible for investigating police brutality cases
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Chinese fire drill results in 191 middle-school students hospitalized, 37 with critical injuries
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"Miami-Dade police arrest suspected pot grower, seize 15 live marijuana plants weighing 103 pounds, which could have yielded at least 30 pounds of usable pot." Read more at copmath.com
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"It shows just how far we might need to go to appease law enforcement's desire for backdoor access"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan, the most favorite Italian historical figure of Miss Italy. Well, there you have it
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The first rule of daycare fight club is don't talk to your mom about daycare fight club
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Consumers will spend $7 billion on Halloween this year because there is that much money to waste
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The New York Postiest story ever starts off with "Three hookers stripped and engaged in a boxing match," then gets sleazy
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
As Sir David Attenborough might have said, "The Gaboon Viper is known for having the longest fangs of any venomous snake, as well as the predilection for biting idiots who keep them as pets"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Willow man jumps from roof, flees into forest. May be accompanied by a couple of brownies, and a Nelwyn conjurer carrying a Daikini baby
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Thu September 24, 2015
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The most overdue library book in San Diego is... The Shining
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(Fark)
 
 
 
$@#@WR farking skunk just @##$Q@#EW sprayed right by my @$%T$##@$@# bbq. Bye bye pork chops. @##@$$@LGN/DIT
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(Newstalk)
 
 
 
Police apologize for using sirens to settle argument over whether they go 'nee-naw' or 'woo-woo'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an interview that won't be televised in Russia, Putin states 'Their openness allows them to unleash the inner potential of their people and thanks to that, they have attained such amazing results in developing their country.'
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The only vibrant fall colors they get in Phoenix are the different license plates from out-of-state visitors
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin offers to meet with Elton John to discuss gay rights. Sir Elton, if they offer you tea, don't drink it
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Duck, duck, BUS
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Yes, you've seen expensive swimming pools, but how about a $2 million pool that has a water slide through the inside of a mountain?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this warm welcome
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
India copying the Texas educational system
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man arrested after failing to return a rented leaf blower after 3 months. Calls from libraries to police surge after the news
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford man accused of impersonating a police officer, being a big dummy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's The Great Pumpkin Cocaine Bust, Charlie Brown
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Things to do during halftime: Go to the bathroom, make a sandwich, check how your fantasy team is doing... then there's this guy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oh, wait - Kanye - you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're a school bus driver, you're never going to get that big promotion after you drive the school bus into a pond
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Today in headline Mad Libs, "Skunk kill puts Butler Township school on lockdown"
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man, after having "three very, very strong drinks," rear ends family, insults deputies, and asks to perform "jazz hands." Pretty smooth
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Counter-terrorism student accused of terrorism for reading a book about terrorism. Feel safer yet?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Honestly, who throws a shoe?
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Prominent Buddhist university applies for lethal control permit. That first precept is a doozy
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Porcupine mistaken for skunk - man someone's eyesight stinks
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
40% of Americans will support a wall at the border
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Caption Joe Biden cracking up the cardinals
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Autumn is coming.. so bring out the fall recipes. Yes, all of them. Except you and your damn pumpkin whatever. You stay out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Settlers of Catalan just got real
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It must have been a good night's drinking as this man only had boxers on, wet himself, and invaded somebody's house
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Normally, a story about a bunch of dudes running around without their pants on wouldn't bring a tear to your eye. Normally
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"American culture is crap," France says, while sipping Starbucks and waiting in line at Burger King
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
The mayonnaise wars heat up in Belgium
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man those roaming charges will REALLY get you
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
At a certain point, you should reconsider your criminal career as an identity thief and imposter. 'After they make a movie about you doing it' is probably that point
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wading couple
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John Boehner stood next to the Pope and (a) burst into tears (b) burst into tears or, (c) burst into tears. Subby was inspired by the Pope to make this quiz mercifully easy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientists prove something actually travels to Britain for the food
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Mom is right, no three-year-old should be shooting up heroin on a bus in the middle of the night...unwillingly
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Occasionally awkward: meeting your friend's family. Definitely awkward: friend has to stab her father to stop him from choking you
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
BFF pig and dog found wandering around Florida, no doubt looking for a rooster or squid or something to complete their crime fighting trio
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Never attempt to cash a lottery ticket at the same store you stole the lottery ticket dispenser from
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Puppy in the dog house after swallowing owner's $50,000 engagement ring
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Man dressed as Rick James wanted for bank robbery in Indiana
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Because nothing says, "I'm fed up with everything" quite like gluing your ass to a department store window
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you care about the environment or listen to alternative music, you are no different from a hardcore terrorist
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Pope Francis is in America, and you know what that means: yes, shameful hawking of Pope-themed crap, including the Pope toaster, Pope bobbleheads, and yes--Pope soap on a rope
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You all better brace yourselves, but did Pentagon employees try to expense strip club and casino bills?
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
When will hunters in Alaska finally declare a truce and stop shooting highway road signs? "They don't move fast and are always in season"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge overturns NYC ban on plastic takeout containers. Angry Mayor de Blasio now styrofoaming at the mouth
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sorry, #PizzaRat, here comes a squirrel to drink your milkshake
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colombia and FARC agree to pathway to peace, which will include special courts, an amnesty law, and an undisclosed amount of Woodford Reserve
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese police make 19,000 triad arrests. And that's only in three cities
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Drunken sailors break into bank, poop on floor, pass out. "One of the men was escorted out wearing only trash bags"
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(Mysterious Universe)
 
 
 
Russian soldiers were targeted by stunningly attractive blond-haired, blue-eyed women described as being around six feet tall and dressed in form-fitting white outfits and white tights
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(The Province)
 
 
 
School principal discovers that joking around about dressing up for Halloween as a pedophile and encouraging students to commit suicide is apparently not as hilarious as it sounded in his head
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
If three people are hospitalized with severe burns, you may be doing a campfire incorrectly
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Kansas man leads police on chase with a stolen: a) car, b) motorcycle, or c) combine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tire swing
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman from Ireland claims to have captured a poltergeist hurling objects and swinging lamps on video taken in her home
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Over 400 dead after stampede at Muslim holy site. Authorities looking for suspect who may have previously caused a stampede at the Vatican
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Taco Bell to employees: Don't let your hands roam south of the border
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♫ Oompa loompa, dumpa-dee-dur, make a bomb threat, you're fired for sure ♫
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
That's fine if you want to chill your beer glasses before using them, as long as you don't mind your beer getting all foamy and tasting bad
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Why marijuana prohibition in Maine is pointless
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Skunks are dying because they're getting their heads stuck in yogurt cups
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Absurd rich people file into City Council meeting, complaining about the aesthetics of bike lanes. One mother says the city might as well have tattooed her daughters all over. Hmm
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What's that noise? Oh, just 175 billion daddy long legs invading Britain
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As if living in Siberia wasn't bad enough, residents are now besieged by hungry bears
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Memo to University of Delaware students ready to protest those "nooses" on campus: They're street lanterns
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Want to be successful at work and your personal life? Tuck in your shirt
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(Chron)
 
 
 
If you're man enough to heckle a female youth league coach during a game then you should be man enough to accept it when she turns around and calls you a dick
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newspaper reporter sent to do a story about two missing boys actually finds them. CNN is wondering if he would like a job reporting about a plane
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 542: "Portraits" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 23, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If customers are going to complain politely about store employees and the store and employee involved are also totally polite and accommodating and everyone walks away happy, how are the poor tort lawyers supposed to survive?
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Warm weather has made California pumpkins ripe for Halloween ... if Halloween is right now
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
First Jack the Ripper, then werewolves... now a "Phantom Framer" is striking all over London
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Syria has become such a farked up mess that the Doomsday Seed Bank in Norway is being tapped for the first time ever in order to replenish devastated farmlands across the war-torn nation
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Dali Lama is open to a female successor so long as she's easy on the eyes
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Vacation postcard takes so long to arrive that both its sender and recipient are long dead and the country it was sent from no longer exists. It's what the US Postal Service likes to call "express delivery"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop something to go with this tree
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research from the Wanna Bet We Can Get Some Government Dipshiat To Give Us A Grant For This? finds that men are most attracted to women in their early 20s
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Of the ten cities with the most risk of dangerous natural disasters, all but one are in the south
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sure, having the world's largest most expensive mega yacht is nice...when you can't afford your own mobile private island
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(io9)
 
 
 
"A solid understanding of rectal alcoholic ingestion is something which would benefit all of mankind," said no one ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drone somewhere interesting
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
VW CEO emits himself from the company
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patent court rules that gummy bears are actually bears with no teeth, not chocolate bears
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(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
20-month-old kid drugs parents, steals their clothes, drives their car away, parks car, crawls 2 miles
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
So, you're a thief looking to steal a van. I guess that one with CCTV written on the side, parked outside the headquarters of a security company with high definition CCTV cameras on the building will do nicely
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A visual guide of 70 achievements by the UN. "World Peace" still locked
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So THAT'S where I left it. Man, now I feel so embarrassed
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(DCist)
 
 
 
There is a petition for the Pope to bless The Metro so it will actually work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two million Muslims have gathered in Saudi Arabia for one of the world's largest pilgrimages as the Hajj gets underway. This news has surprised Croatians and Hungarians who thought this year it was being held in Germany
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Instagram is now officially bigger than Twitter, according to a story subby read on Facebook and then submitted to Fark
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Artificial Intelligence system was able to answer 49% of SAT geometry questions correctly. High school students are impressed, say "That's more than half"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
POTUS's cousin is suing the London Metropolitan Police for $600,000 because colleagues often broke wind at her desk. Smelly blanks, Obama
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Apparently WGN-TV did Nazi the consequences before creating graphic celebrating Yom Kippur
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are offering a "Free Donut Day" don't be upset when entire families show up to snag the sugary treats. Even if they are famous. And there are a whole lot of them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New CDC study finds the vast majority of Americans who drink excessively are not alcoholics, just TFers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It is always a good idea to go through your old mail. You might find a winning lottery ticket in it
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Single mother brings her toddler with her to a college night class, The professor wound up holding and playing with the child during the entire lecture. However, since it was DeVry there will probably be a debate about using the word "university"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Well they probably were fighting over getting the best Christmas tree
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(CNN)
 
 
 
PETA is now so far down the Troll Hole, that they may just come out the other side
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
CrossFit workouts can cause injuries, aside from making everyone's ears bleed from your constant yapping about it
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this foothold
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When my wife and I named our son, we never thought we'd move to a country where his name meant something vile and offensive. Now, his teacher has convinced him to change his name to stop the laughter. How can we change his mind?"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Controversy arises over Pope Francis canonizing California saint, but most people just shrug and say "Que Serra, Serra"
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Bunch of asses get plowed in the dark
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
This just in from the Lawrence Livermore Labs: Going to the gym may not be a good idea
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Today's 'Get Off My Lawn' article is about **spins wheel** how Millennials are going to clog up the freeways and make you late for work
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
AP Bulletin: Yogi Bear just died
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Need to take a nap at work? This desk is George Costanza approved
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(KNBR)
 
 
 
Yogi Berra dead all over again
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The guy who created the fake customer service Facebook page for Target strikes again with a trolltastic customer service page for Doritos rainbow chips complaints
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Team of Hillary Clinton and the Internet: 1, Price gouging hedge fund manager: 0
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The era of terrible, made up birthday songs at chain restaurants is over. "Happy Birthday To You" is free at last
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Tue September 22, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to quit eating Big Macs at McDonald's forever? Read what happens to your body one hour after you eat one
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
There's a lunar eclipse this Sunday, and it will feature a Supermoon. I'm not entirely sure what that means, so I'm just gonna go ahead and call for widespread hysteria and panic
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy shoots and kills man brandishing a stapler before he has a chance to set the building on fire
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but a massive glacial lake inside Greenland's ice sheet with enough volume to fill the Grand Canyon just drained into the ocean
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(io9)
 
 
 
Article on how to survive a tsunami. Short answer: Run. Long answer: Ruuuuuuuun
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Turns out you can survive having half your skull removed thanks to medical neglect
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(Boarding Area)
 
 
 
Woman wins $100,000 from hotel over bedbug infestation. That's like $1 per bite
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a baby donkey laying in a hammock
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Two men enter the Costco Dome, one man leaves with a waffle sample
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(Guardian Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two looking to get hammered
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Somerville Massachusetts throws itself a pity party. A literal pity party
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Here, son, have a cap gun and hang on to these IEDs, nevermind the booster seat, and whooooo-heeeee
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Ginger convicted of plot to kill Prince Charles, so Harry can become king. No word on the whereabouts of Mary Ann
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
You had me at "box of guinea pigs"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Patient: "Centipede in my ear canal?" Doctor: "It's more likely thank you think"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"Tula Does The Hula From Hawaii" and other recently banned baby names from around the world
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(Time)
 
 
 
Not news: ageless wonder Willie Nelson is starting a new business venture. News: backed by a major Wall Street private equity firm. Fark: to Develop a "Willie's Reserve" brand of recreational marijuana
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jesus loves me / This I know / For the brain scan tells me so
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Anne Franks' favorite tree cut down
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY City Council: Criminalization of pot a possible factor in people smoking alternatives like K2, bath salts, oregano, rat droppings, beer, brisket, rubber
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obviously, Albanians like to keep abreast of the news
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(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
As surrounding states legalize pot, Idaho doubles down on reefer madness lies
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this view
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Please note: the evil twin defense still does not work
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Psst, Hey buddy d'you want to meet the Pope?
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan's straws are designed to mimic the experience of drinking (presumably human) breast milk
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(UPI)
 
 
 
And now for the stupidest invention ever: The 'selfie spoon'
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
More than half of all U.S. high schools require students to pass CPR training before graduation. Mostly so they'll be prepared for when their parents get the first college tuition bill
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"That's my penis"
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
U.S. Marines drill with Google headless robot dog
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meet the con artist who popularized writing to Santa Claus
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Silly students, you don't use a photo of Morgan Freeman in a school presentation about Nelson Mandela even if he did play him in a movie
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
More people killed by "selfies" than sharks, yet Discovery still refuses to have Selfie Week
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Quit complaining about the potholes in your city. In India, if you fall in one, they just bury you in it...alive
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Babies are just one of the things thrown at Pope Francis when he interacts with crowds. The Secret Services doesn't want to "overreact" to such things during his visit to the U. S
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(Time)
 
 
 
"Rather than confronting the inherent cruelty of capital punishment, Pakistani officials are puzzling over how to hang a man in a wheelchair" with all the "dignity" guaranteed to inmates by law
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of a disbelieving Drew at the recent Kentucky Gubernatorial Debate™
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
When dealing with the California droughts, it all comes down to this: Is Canada going to sell us their fresh water, or are we going to have to invade them for their fresh water?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I shall not return"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you're one of those people who dresses up like a superhero and patrols your city, you need to keep the people safe. Watching somebody get their ass kicked and then telling the cops about it later doesn't count
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
This year the rugged libertarian individualists of Alaska who truly know how to pull themselves up by their bootstraps will be cashing government handout checks worth $2,072 each
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
From this day forward, all American flags on display by state, county or city agencies in Florida can only be made in the US of A
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Man sets his own car on fire to keep it from being towed. Brilliant
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leading-edge hipsters are ditching the beard, going clean-shaven before anyone else does. "It may be over, but the beard has left its mark on 21st-century fashion history; we were generation beard"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just have to punch a cougar in the face
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The discoverers of the "Nazi Gold Train" in Poland double down on the hype, releasing ground-penetrating radar images they say might show panels from the fabled "Amber Room" the Nazis looted from Catherine the Great's palace in Russia
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Teacher "corrects" the handwriting preference of her 4-year-old pupil, then sends home a letter explaining how left-handedness is evil and Satanic to the pupil's leftie mom. Hilarity did not ensue
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Mon September 21, 2015
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Plymouth, England man gets sent to the store for wife's favorite coffee ....pedals to France for it
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The classiest most luxurious costume this Halloween is sexy Donald Trump
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Those who can dial 911 from their cell phones, please step forward. Not so fast, Verizon customers in Raleigh-Durham
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Wie haben Sie schlagen die Kobayashi Maru?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the Zika virus. Causes fevers, bumpy rashes, and joint pain. Transmitted by mosquitos, and also sexually between humans. Sleep tight
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: What time is it?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Remember that venture capitalists who raised the price on a drug from $13.50 to $750? Hillary Clinton just crashed his stock with one tweet
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this optical effect
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Phoenix attorney disciplined for telling client "think of my name and squeal . . . Check out the movie Deliverance"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
How to get rid of pesky aliens and demons? Burn the house down, of course
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mass Muslim migration into Europe is dangerous...according to the poet...or maybe he is the one man band. Either way, he should have stuck with the sound of silence
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Moon is slowly being destroyed... by the Earth. Won't somebody think of the Moon??
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle Public Library considers "rebranding" via new name to better reflect its scope, hires consultants who propose changing name to "Seattle Public Libraries" and actually get paid for that brilliant suggestion
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Would you like some delicious Gestapo soup?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Super man is able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Super drunk is able to go 93 in a 50 mph zone and try to shake the cops
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this handsome mug
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Canadian cops come to bust an underage drinking party in the most Canadian way possible
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hospitals are spending a pretty penny using copper to kill germs
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Framingham, Mass.: Well don't you know about the bird? Everybody's talking about the bird. Bird. Bird. Bird is the word
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
When America's military needs heavy snow, they go to Florida
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You know your new F35 fighter jets suck when even Canada doesn't want them
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
For the first time, the United States may abstain on a UN vote condemning a crippling trade embargo put in place by an aggressive hegemon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"If you don't stop making that face it will stay that way"
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(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
Area man banned from playgrounds after having sex with a slide
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
There's an appropriate reaction to seeing a spider on your shoulder, and then there's diving from a moving vehicle leaving your 9 year old to ram a school bus
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And oh how they danced / The little children of Stonehenge / Beneath the haunted moon / For fear that daybreak might come too soon / Or some wanker barrister buys the place
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Fair warning, if you try and kill a bear, don't fark it up, because if you do, you don't get to act all shocked and surprised when a pissed off bear mauls your face off
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
This graphic explains the 20 cognitive biases that combine to screw up your decision-making
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Well, Salon has finally reached the nadir of what it calls journalism, a piece that begins with "I'm attracted to children but unwilling to act on it. Before judging me harshly, would you be willing to listen?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dead crows littering streets of Spokane could be a murder, Baruch assault, and Orioles rookie goes from Triple-A to AAA: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/13 - 9/19
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
2000: Whip-smart and tech-savvy Millennial Generation is here to save us from those lazy, narcissistic Gen X'ers. 2015: Whip-smart and tech-savvy Generation Z is here to save us from those lazy, narcissistic Millennials
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Blue Origin announcement
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Heineken to finally make up for the bar towels
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And you thought you had a tough time during puberty
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Flash flooding from a tropical depression expected to hit... Phoenix?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
ISIS to refugees: Why don't you stay? Where you be headed?
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska Fish and Game officials on the deaths of nine newly reintroduced wood bison who drowned after falling through thin ice. "It's nature. They need to learn a lot more about ice"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
David Cameron forgot the oldest rule in politics: Never put your dick in a dead pig's mouth
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what it's like to be buried alive and survive, read on
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