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Sun August 23, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ISIS continues its quest to erase ancient historical sites
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steely-eyed glare
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(My Fox Memphis)
 
 
 
School district says "Fark this," bans all flags. Betsy Ross weeps
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Caught 'em all
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swiss Army: Mission Accomplished
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for playing bagpipes. Oh and there may have been shots fired from elementary school roof
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
French train gunman planned to rob passengers and isn't an Islamic extremist, says his lawyer. Well, there you go. That makes it all right then
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Air show crash trifecta now in play as Swiss Air Show death toll stands at 1 with 2 injured
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All it takes is being cut from their home by firefighters using a giant net to REALLY convince the average 900-pound person to lose some weight: "Bowman tearfully said she felt like part of a 'three-ring circus' during the embarrassing event" (pics)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this morning joe
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lettuce is useless: It's a vehicle to transport refrigerated water from farm to dinner table
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Home next to university welcomes students on move-in day with banners reading: "Hope your baby girl is ready for a good time." "Freshman daughter drop off." "Go ahead and drop off mom too"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I guess it says "helf"
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
The great thing about rental cars is that they're all four wheel drive, and if they aren't, it's not your problem
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(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
"Just for kind of fun's sake," Parks told a recent visitor. "I threw a big party, had a case of cowbells; we had a good crew here and cheered 'em on as they went by. It lasted about 90 seconds"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
You know we're living in rough times when the kids in 4-H have to use stuffed birds at the poultry showmanship event at the Northwestern Michigan Fair
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(9 News)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is if a sign tells you not to do something then you probably shouldn't
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Zoo criticized for its swim with a tiger promotion. What could possibly go wrong?
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
"And then I got another one on my other leg. And so at this point, I'm in the middle of the street and I look up to see, 'Where is my husband? How come he's not helping?' And I look and he's throwing...raccoons are just jumping on him"
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
World War II veteran celebrates his 90th birthday flying a B-17, just like the one he flew during the war. "It feels good to be around it and not have somebody shooting at us"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nice little fall
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Adventures in babysitting
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Shoreham Air Show crash death toll stands at 7 and may rise as a wedding limo is among the 4 cars destroyed. With a OMG picture and video of the crash
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Three men with gunshot wounds walk into a gas station
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dick Tips is offering $20K for information leading to the recovery a 25-year-old's corpse
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Sat August 22, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man gets bionic penis, complains it doesn't make that sweet Lee Majors sound effect during sex
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Stranger Things Have Happened: Foo Fighters on Wheels throw a Monkey Wrench into Westboro Baptist Congregation's protest. There goes My Hero
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's black and white and just gave birth?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Why was I late for work today?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Macedonia and Greece clash at the border. This is not a repeat from 356 BC, what with all the stun grenades and machine guns obviously
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Following the 'dysfunctional marriage' script to the letter, Best Korea and Worst Korea agree to seek counselling together after their shouting match. Glorious Leader reportedly hoping for awkward make-up sex and pie
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man sets world record by eating 17 Big Macs in one hour. What a Moran
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Plant a substance on a woman so you can arrest her on a cocaine charge all to look cool on an episode of COPS? You bet that's a lawsuit
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(The Bold Italic)
 
 
 
High-end toast. $3-$6 a slice. Subby may be crazy, but some of this stuff looks awfully good
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Ever get tired of your Alumni Association calling you for donations? Seems like this guy was
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Thieves steal woman's lawn. Police describe it as green on one side
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Seriously, who would want to steal a peacock?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meet the heroes who were sick of that motherfarking terrorist on that motherfarking train
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Man spending weekends in jail for eluding police arrested again after police pursuit
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
It's not often that a six-car accident ends with a fistfight at a Children's hospital, but here we are
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Explosion rips through Chinese chemical plant. This is not a repeat
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
ISIS taking applications for new 2nd in command. Competitive wage, good benefits, but you need to buy your own life insurance policy
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Dug my key into the side of her pretty little souped up four-wheel drive, but forgot to spellcheck
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly cop: Was it wrong that I threatened to impound the motorist's car if he didn't buy tickets to my police union fundraiser? Should I not have done that?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Experts studying the California drought: "You ain't seen nothing yet"
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Soy sauce, bread, eggs, and other items you're probably storing wrong. Yes, it's *that* debate again, but it's Saturday and things are slow and who wants toast?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
School counselor tries seducing a student by using the old "I can get you into Harvard" line. Student: "I'm 16 and not into you"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Romero says that extortionists now targeting Ashley Madison users. No, really, the article quotes Rick Romero
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Department of Corrections employee complies with Freedom Of Information Act request, gives out personal data on hundreds of employees to the friend of an incarcerated felon
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Vietnamese marathon
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
A little miracle has happened just in time for Caturday, Ruthie Rosemary the cat was left behind as her humans escaped a raging forest fire only to be found five days later when the humans returned and heard a "meow" under a badly burnt truck
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Burning Man is 19 years old. Zozobras - "The Gloomy One" - is 91. Yet "Zozobras" is not "Burning Man" spelled backwards. You can't explain that
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Cab driver finds a bag containing over $10,000 that was left by a passenger. Does the right thing and hand delivers it to the rightful owners
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Oh hey guys, you have room for a seal being chased by killer whales?"
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
We almost buried someone else in your father's grave, so how about a free plot for you when you die as compensation for our mistake?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're planning a trip to Fort Lauderdale beach, be alert for the mass of mating manatees
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
It was just a matter of time before someone in China thought they were Zeus and started making clouds to sell them
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver city attorney sides with jury nullification activists who are suing the city, putting the city attorney at odds with the district attorney who is pressing criminal charges against activists. Clear now?
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(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
Lawyer (with a heart) buys fire truck to fight Washington state wild fires
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ashley Madison spending in Canada mapped by postal code and per capita: Subby's neighbourhood $1.43 per capita. Parliament Hill area (downtown): $143.09 per capita
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Murder suspect and carjacker blames Satan, witchcraft
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Thousands of empty skulls found, somehow not Republican
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Holy Toledo!
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's as clear as black and white - Rachel Dolezal now claims to be pregnant
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(Gulf Live)
 
 
 
♫ When the shark bites ♫ ... Florida girl goes back in the water to save a friend
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(Forward Progressives)
 
 
 
Jesus paves
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(CarsGuide (Australia))
 
 
 
Admit it, you would commit moving violations just so you can get pulled over by this beauty
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Federal state of emergency declared for Washington state; mass evacuation order, all hands, National Guard called in to assist fire crews, volunteers needed to augment evacuation effort, and may God have mercy on your mortal souls
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Fri August 21, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday afternoon, time for the memory test to see if you actually read anything besides the headlines this week. It's the Fark Quiz
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't inject Viagra into your penis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It looks like enough money's been raised for first patient to head off to that full-body transplant
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Christian vlogger Sam Rader has another surprise for his wife: his paid Ashley Madison account
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Federal agent shot in NYC outside federal building, frugal suspect saves the court's time and money with self-inflicted headshot
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 1994 Internet demonstration
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(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. And he's bankrupt
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man wins $500,000 in the lottery - 9 years after winning $1 million
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Between opening schools in third world countries, speaking to world leaders on education equality and winning a Nobel Prize, Malala Yousafzai managed to squeak in a few minutes to earn straight As on her High School Graduation exams
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(The State)
 
 
 
Richland County officials closed a sushi bar after complaints that it smelled a little too fishy
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Jonathan Franzen decides against adopting a millennial after his editor suggests spending some time with a few of them
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A new study reveals that contrary to the popular stereotype, marijuana smokers aren't fat, munchie-eating, diabetes-riddled stoners. Put that in your pipe and smoke it
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
People just don't love Lucy like they used to
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Yelp is now rating the IRS: 2.5 stars
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"How to be naked in public" Note: The article says nothing about how to look good naked
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
"They should make Pop Tarts beer," said nobody ever, but here you go
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Photoshop these workers united
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(MSN)
 
NewsFlash
 
On a train bound for France, two Americans stopped a man that opened fire on passengers. NewsFlash tag beats out Murica tag by a micrometer
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(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Old soldier told to stop waging war on ducks with his model boat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're having a bad day, these polar bears rolling in a field of flowers should cheer you up
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Library flasher: I'm just going to whip this out... in order to research the UN
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama leads the nation in: A) Churches B) Socially conservative voters C) Money spent on Ashley Madison
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The only way to stop a bad guy with sauerkraut is a good guy with sauerkraut
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
It's pronounced New-Tell-Uh, you idiots
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(Grist)
 
 
 
A fascinating look inside the Unist'ot'en Camp, home to Canadian environmental protesters who, thus far, have confounded authorities and gas companies alike
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Think your workday is not going well? At least you didn't wreck your boss's uninsured, £1m, Pagani Zonda supercar. w/pics and video
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Ma'am, you're being charged with disorderly intoxication. How do you plead? Boobs
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Might be a good idea when using a smoker, to not have it under a wooden balcony. Oh, and not with a shake shingle roof too
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Reality check: next time you're making love to someone and they say they're getting really close to the edge, just double check there are no 30-foot drops nearby
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
When is milk not really milk? And yes, there's a reason Fark has a "Florida" tag
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Nothing says "fit parent" like setting your ex's house on fire with the daughter you want custody of inside
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists that told the world gluten sensitivity exists have reviewed their research and issued an "Our bad" when they discover gluten sensitivity doesn't exist
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter's last wish is to see an already declining species wiped off the face of the planet
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(Newser)
 
 
 
A federal science lab is not your personal meth kitchen. Got that, officer?
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
You know how it is on Chatroulette. Sometimes you get the unsolicited wang, sometimes you get an intricately staged live-action Doom-style first-person shooter where you get to control all the action
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dementia is a "ticking time bomb" says finger canyon baby antelopes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Secret FAA records reveal that private drone operators are even bigger douchebags than you thought
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Russian artist who said he saw Yeti and that it sat and posed for him while communicating telepathically makes millions selling the pictures and rights
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Not to panic or anything, but Hurricane Danny is headed to the Caribbean ... and being followed by three more developing storms
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Ancient alien civilisation DIDN'T drive giant all-terrain cars across Turkey's Phrygia Valley
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Supercut of news anchors forced to say "Deez Nuts" while reporting on the top-polling candidate
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New interactive petri dish exhibit opening in New York City
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's switch out this Scripture class with a course on preventing violence against women and see if anybody notices
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(Southeast Missourian)
 
 
 
"Kathy, you are just a woman. The only thing you know is laying on your back with your legs in the air splayed." "Thank you, Mr. School Board Member"
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Shoplifter drops toddler while being chased by Walmart loss prevention employee; continues on to getaway car without it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Japan has so many super old people that it can't afford to give them special sake cups anymore
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Message in a bottle tossed into the ocean by British scientists washes up on German shores... 108 years later
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So that AP report about the Iranians being allowed to inspect their own military sites? Yeah, that's pretty false
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Toddler pets baby deer. Luckily he didn't Thumper
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese officials won't say that extremely high levels of cyanide in Tianjin are killing all the fish, but extremely high levels of cyanide in Tianjin are killing all of the fish
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
The schadenfreude buffet continues: Josh Duggar's facebook page that he used to friend strippers has been found
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach walker
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman buys used car, urns a mystery
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
North Korea skips the noise complaint and goes right to "state of war"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Three Western myths about Japan that the article does nothing to dispel
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Lawsuit alleges Costco deceives customers by not including slavery advisory on shrimp, warning them they're just prawns in the game of life
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Step 1: Convince boyfriend to teach you how to shoot gun. Step 2: Shoot boyfriend. Step 3: Whoops
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"Free Hug Day" at High School ends with physical assault and lawsuit between student and teacher
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(Watchdog.org)
 
 
 
The Environmental Poisoning Agency strikes again, although five months ago, this time in Georgia and under the media radar. Is there anything the EPA can't do?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
ISIS militants who contracted HIV from captured sex slaves forced to become suicide bombers. The Aristocrats
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Home birth just as safe as going to the hospital and cheaper too. Well, maybe not when the carpet cleaning is factored in, but still
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Vodka-infused Lucky Charm milkshakes. They're magically ... *hic* ... magically delishush
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Thu August 20, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Subway: "You know, maybe we should get rid of the 'Jared Fogle's Pants Dance' online kids' game"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
This is why kids make you poor: childrens' allowances have outpaced parents' wage growth by 255 per cent over the past 28 years
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
American Airlines Flight 1910 to ground control: "FORE"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Study finds you can slap an 'organic' label on any damn food at all and people will think it tastes better
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of taunting the local sheriff on Facebook hasn't gotten old for Florida Man
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(AP)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it appears the Ashley Madison scandal has now touched the White House
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Not to worry anyone, but list of police breaches at UK nuclear power stations in last three years is "like something out of The Simpsons"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japanese company hopes to have an 'Aliens' power loader suit on the market within 2 years. GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BIATCH AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Unable to find drugs, guns, or alcohol in the shop, T-Mobile store thieves settle for phones and tablets
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
County spends $12,000 to remove single bed bug. No telling how much it would be for a double, queen or king
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mayor de Blasio would like to tear up the pedestrian plazas at Times Square because of the performers who hustle for tips, Seems reasonable
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hair-raising sport
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Five-hour long line forms at 6:00 a.m. to see Corpse Flower, which is not the name of the latest death metal band. Fark: early birds complain that it doesn't smell bad enough
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(Mint Press News)
 
 
 
Police SWAT raid an organic farm after tomato plants mistaken for marijuana
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Woman has the perfect response to people staring at her rare skin condition: A tattoo that says "It's called vitiligo"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cops were "blown away" by massive haul of stolen weapons. Metaphorically, of course; the Sun-Sentinel headline writer almost stumbled into a bit of awkward hyperbole there
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How autistic people built the modern world
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Who would have guessed that a "Professional Sex Counselor" would issue warnings about female Viagra, because of reasons
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police investigating why two officers didn't arrest a man with a gun walking around an airport
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Apparently, 80 percent of Americans think their good spellers
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(io9)
 
 
 
Did you lose a train full of Nazi gold in Southwestern Poland? If so, please contact the Walbrzych District Council
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A rabbi, an imam and the Pope walk into a bar, which isn't at all surprising since they've been best friends for years
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pissed-off driver throws away parking ticket, is immediately cited for littering
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: 3 year anniversary edition. We talk about food so much you'd think it was an important part of life.. So what have the food threads brought to you? New favorite dishes or favorite tips you've learned.. Share to the right
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Finally, an Alcoholic Beverage Commission undercover sting we can all support
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar: I have been the biggest hypocrite ever
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Animal rights activist beaten with a duck. Dethspicable
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stack of cats and cubes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sexual health clinic nurse recalls the time she had to remove a...(turns screen sideways)...a what? From WHERE?
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia to be a "no-drone zone" during Pope's visit. All city employees have those days off
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Well, it's that time of the year when the kiddies go back to school, which means it's also time for the latest round of "OMG is your child's heavy backpack going to kill him" articles
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A judge in South Africa has postponed Oscar Pistorius's early release from prison. Looks like he won't be shooting through that door any time soon
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Hot chillies touted as obesity treatment because burning your insides makes you less hungry
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Banksy reveals what is inside his amusement park. Think Saw meets DisneyWorld
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Medical researchers determine that drinking daily is ... spin the wheel ... good... bad... good... bad... good... bad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man's plan to deter thieves by only putting worthless crap in it backfires when thieves steal the shed and leave everything in it behind: "I thought they'd just look inside, see there was nothing much to steal and leave"
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(WCSH 8 Portland)
 
 
 
If you see somebody with eyes like this staring at you in the ice cream aisle at the local supermarket, put down the mint chocolate chip and GTFO
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
British family on vacation gets the best photobomb ever
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter's cancer has spread to his brain
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
Lightning strike injures 16 Fayettevillian soldiers. How many is a fayettevillian?
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
80-something-year-old Florida couple eats 60-something-year-old wedding cake
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Disruptive airline passenger demands to know why his man purse was a problZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You can be fired from your job for wearing pyjamas to work, but you have to be drunk too
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The Federal Courts are tasked with answering the most vital questions of the day, such as "What is a cheerleading uniform?"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
George W. Bush, Dick, Cheney and others are being sued over claims that they authorized blanket wiretaps and surveillance of residents of Salt Lake City during the 2002 Olympics in a suit by some nut-job calling himself "the former Mayor of SLC"
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Treasure hunter "just living the dream" hauls up 350 gold coins worth $4.5 million from Spanish galleon in shallow waters off Vero Beach, Florida. Fark: He's under contract and doesn't do it for the money
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Q: What do you call a woman who graduates Ranger school? A: A Ranger, and here's a closer look at the first two of 'em
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The data dump of the Ashley Madison user profiles is so vast most home PCs can't open it, claim tech experts who don't want their wives to go searching for their names
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scary big brown bear gets run over by a Jeep, then "OH FARK FARK FARK FARK" ensues
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that you have to sue the management company of the reservoir where your kids drowned for neglect, but to get countersued for a "corpse pollution fee" is a bit much
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Video
 
THIS is why gas stations have signs at the pump telling you not to use your phone while you're filling up
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Two brothers, upset that their sister was having a love affair, will beheading to court after killing her because she "besmirched the family honor"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Best Korea and Other Korea participate in their traditional semi-annual artillery shell exchange program
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
"These are the most dangerous cars in America"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man builds patio with dumped military headstones. You bet some veterans have an issue with this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Usually, dumping your girlfriend by text is not cool. Unless this is your girlfriend
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
China arrests 15,000 people for cybercrimes after they were caught logging on to something other than the five government approved web sites
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(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Most terrifying swimming pool in the world unveiled
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this explosive secret
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you mistake a pukeko for a critically endangered takahe when trying to cull pukeko birds that look nothing like takahe birds?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cop charged with attempted murder for shooting unarmed man in "groin area." Subby unsure if that refers to Dearborn Detroit or North Philly
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teenager who posted a large sign on Facebook trying to find her half-sister is successful at doing so. And the half-sister happened to post an almost identical sign last year
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
After spending billions to build and maintain a 700mi wall on the border, Mexican rapists and drug runners swim around it
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Water reclamation worker who admitted to poisoning the water supply has been reassigned. Last seen wearing white makeup and working out of an abandoned warehouse with a gang of colorfully dressed goons
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
What the ideal woman's body looks like in 18 countries. Hint: This explains Botero
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
That an institution with as scam-tastic name as Academy of Art University is a diploma mill conferring worthless degrees should come as no surprise. That they make $300 million a year doing it? Kinda shocking
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight ways to simultaneously show off your vacation photos while annoying your friends and neighbors
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
One in ten kids think bananas are made in factories. PAGING KIRK CAMERON
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
A coalition of parents and teachers rally together in an effort to stop Arizona from legalizing marijuana. Just kidding. They're totally for it. "I'm Republican, I'm a Christian. Do I look like a stoner to you?"
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(Vanderbilt University)
 
 
 
I am no more. We are now one
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Preliminary data showing July 2015 to be the hottest month on Earth in recorded history. Internet's response: "u r crazy al gore"
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle loses another 100 pounds
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germs from hospital possums are killing babies in Venezuela. Clearly more gorillas are required
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 537: "Cosplay and Steampunk" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Judge rules that cops, who consumed edibles and made fun of an amputee during their raid on a dispensary, had no expectation of privacy
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Wed August 19, 2015
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you spot a wallaroo or two hopping along the streets of Tucson, you're not hallucinating
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
The unofficial state car for each of the 50 states. Come for Maryland's Mini Clubman, stay for Georgia's Nissan Leaf
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(Newark Advertiser (UK))
 
 
 
Not only did he carry a machete in a public place, he also destroyed some of the police's trousers
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man who led police on a high speed chase said he didn't want to get caught because he was cheating on his girlfriend with the female passenger. That and the 10 bags of weed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A whole new way to look at wine
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Most of us learn from an early age to run from danger. Others are born with an instinct to run towards it. Welcome to the world of an Amnesty International crisis response worker
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Madame Tussaud's kindly asks that you stop humping the Nicki Minaj sculpture and posting photos online
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
And the "Most Cowardly Purse Snatching" award goes to these two wastes of skin who rob a 76-year-old lady reading the bulletin in the church vestibule. Extra points given for the sucker punch
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Burning Man has been infested with gross, disease-ridden creatures. Also there are a lot of bugs
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this break time
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar had a paid Ashley Madison account. How touching
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like typhoons in your typhoons so here's a typhoon in your typhoon
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Headline: "Two deadly skydiving accidents in three days: How dangerous is parachuting?" Article: Not very
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Fisherman scores big in Conception Bay
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
108-year-old man passes away 79 years after he was declared dead
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
"I'll have the giant blood red spider with a hideous genetic mutation for my nightmare please"
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Brooklyn man who tried to avoid ticket by stealing traffic cop's penis charged with larceny, gets ticket anyway
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Creflo Dollar, on why he needs a jet: It's a preacher thing, you wouldn't understand. A certain Preacher would likely beg to differ
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sure this is probably sacrilege to you bacon purists but you can actually make decent crispy bacon in a microwave
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(io9)
 
 
 
Anise seed is catnip for dogs. Your dog wants steak...marinated in anise
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(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
A man drunk and high on drugs decides to take a little joyride. Fark: In a forklift
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Who's polling 3% higher than Mike Huckabee and Scott Walker in NC? DEEZ NUTS
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these purple kind of people
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What does God need with capitalism?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Our hotels feature a very nice pool, spacious rooms, and a safe big enough to fit a baby
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Swedish death-metal band Ghost, fronted by the "anti-pope" Emeritus III is forced to reschedule a show in Philly set for same day as Pope Francis' is visit due to parking restrictions. The power of the Parking Authority compels you
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Hamas naval commandos arrest dolphin who spied for Israel - with helpful photograph of what an Israeli commando dolphin might look like
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hero: Georgia business owner decides to remove the confederate flag flying outside of his business. Asinine: And replaces it with a Swastika flag. Tag: Because it's "just a flag"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
We've all seen stories about bears taking a swim in residential pools to beat the heat. But how many then go have a relaxing soak in the adjacent hot tub?
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
"We put a Twinkie in this gun and we shoot it at you at 90 miles an hour and you try to catch it with a fish net"
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
You know I would never interrupt you when you're getting a piece of wood
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Rhinoceros party releases platform, which includes nationalizing Tim Hortons, privatizing the Canadian military and monthly orgasms for voters
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hilton to stop offering pornographic films. We'll always have Paris
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Who's to blame for the destruction of the middle class? Every one of you Farkers
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If a stripper says she's going to give you a ride home, she's lying
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle charged today. Guilty plea and sentencing hearing to follow. Meanwhile he has to stay a minimum of 500 subs away from elementary schools
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drop your weapon and lie down on the.... Would you look at that; he just laid down
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police arrest woman whose male infant children kept dying. No word if White Walkers were involved
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Cool: Organizers are planning a city-wide "Day of Kindness" on October 27th to honor the Dalai Lama Unlikely: In Philadelphia
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Motel 6: We'll leave the pilot light on for ya
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
They say the suspect always returns to the scene of the crime, especially in Florida
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you steal $8000 worth of jewelry, it's best not to wear some of it when being interviewed by the police. (with mugshot goodness)
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Two thieves rob a completely legitimate Philadelphia businessman at gunpoint, get away with $85,000-in cash, that the man was carrying in a duffel bag
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
7-year-old describes saving aunt's life: "She was drowning really bad, and I felt bad for her"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Man wanted for...a) burglary...b) murder...or c) flying a pornographic paper airplane towards kids
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Worker finishing new Tesla supercharger station gets full charging experience
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Your annual "a lot of people will travel over the Labor Day Weekend" story has made its first appearance this year, almost three weeks ahead of the holiday
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Who's the perfect person to oversee the city's water supply? How about the guy who poisoned the water at his son's football game?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones was a wuss compared to this guy: Syrian archaeologist was tortured for months and eventually beheaded by ISIS because he refused to reveal the location of antiquities removed from Palmyra for safe-keeping
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If your kids tell you you're too drunk to drive and they're afraid for their safety, do you A: Stop immediately? B: Call a taxi? or C: Leave kids on the side of the road and speed away?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Half of all people between 18 and 24 say they are not 100% heterosexual. Apparently between straight, metrosexual, homosexual, transgender, and androgynous, no one really knows what they are anymore
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish beaver leaves thousands groping wildly in the dark
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this turbine touchup
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Why spend all that money on a babysitter when you want to go out on a Saturday night when you could just use plywood to make sure your children don't go outside while you're gone?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And the next 11 states to legalize marijuana WILL BE...*drumroll*... (w/list)
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Parents and students in an uproar after young strumpet sent home from school for showing *GASP* collarbone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man cut from washing machine trapped in vicious cycle
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Surprise, there's a golf cart lane where your residential street once was
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(io9)
 
 
 
The real story of Alfred Packer, the wild west cannibal who became an unlikely fork hero
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nope
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man who can't use his arms has gun possession charge dropped, though police are still trying to get him charged with disobeying an officer's orders because he refused to raise his hands when told to
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New children's book uses psychology tricks to get your kids to GO THE FARK TO SLEEP
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Deadly love triangle at the La Quinta Inn, which is Spanish for 'Love Rectangle'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's America's most famous poem--and it doesn't mean what everybody thinks it means
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Nineteenth-century art collector was the original hipster
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This whale has perfect comic timing
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Drunk man tries to dig up his father's corpse so they can finish an argument because he really needed to have the last word
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(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Hackers finally post all that stolen Ashley Madison data. Bonus: email addresses belonging to members of British government found
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Tue August 18, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
US spends $41 million to arm and train Syrian "freedom fighters" to become an elite team that can fight ISIS. Didn't we try something similar during the Reagan administration? And didn't that cause all of our problems in the Middle East today?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Apparently snarling stuffed Arctic wolves aren't very good at protecting themselves from being stolen
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Soon every company's website could have a 'shut up and take my money' button (not official title)
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
If there's just one good cute ball of fur that can come from the flaming hell of the Tianjin explosion site let it be this adorable puppy
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Even school buses have WiFi now
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Some say Dos Equis modeled "the most interesting man in the world" after his life
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(AP)
 
 
 
To thwart illegal migrants, Budapest turns to thousands of cannibalistic police who insist they're ready to take on the soylent majority
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Member of "patriot" group "protecting" gun range that declared it was a Muslim-free establishment accidentally shoots self at said range
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle pleads guilty to getting into smaller pants
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Doors
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Never bring a sword to a bigger-sword fight
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Idaho changes milepost 420 to 419.9 to thwart thieves. Bummer, man
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(WITF.org)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania toughens laws against military impostors whose medals were all won during the Battle of Ebay in 2013, three days of nail-biting terror with constant sniping
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio caught on video hitting a kid in the face
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jesus is in for some hot revenant honeymoon sex tonight
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lynchburg College wants to change its name. No, not the lynching part
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
No more Honking for Fonk
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Politics, schmolitics, wanna see Donald Trump's face on a ham leg?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Dead skydiver to receive autopsy. Preliminary assessment of cause of death is "the ground"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Seattle:"Uh, hello Amazon." Amazon:"OM-NOM-NOM"
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Bomb rocks Bangkok. Yes, Again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Medicare: Look, if a doctor's gonna serve on a death panel, he ought to get paid, is all I'm saying
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Burglars open 1,200 bottles of beer but don't take a sip, they just steal the bottle caps. Difficulty: Not Bud Light
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl just horsing around
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
If you've ever seen the clientele at a Waffle House at 4AM, then you might know why these two guys thought better of robbing the place
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Man who stole Aberdeen city bus and got into high-speed chase with Aberdeen cops admits yeah, he might have been a little high at the time, why? (w/ chase vid)
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(State Fair Foods)
 
 
 
Chicken Fried Lobster with Champagne Gravy. Deep Fried Alligator. Fried Beer-Battered Buffalo. And of course more corny dogs than you can shake a stick at. Why it must be the 2015 State Fair of Texas. Sponsored by Lipitor
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(Libsyn)
 
 
 
Why nine years old is a terrible age for a kid, the dark side of Thomas the Tank Engine, and why smart aliens would invade England rather than the United States: it's the Farkcast
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Here's some nightmare fuel in time for the start of the school year: Head lice are becoming genetically resisted to treatments used to kill them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Modernising your historic home without consent. Very bad: Using stolen children's gravestones to make a patio
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
MegaBots is ON and looking for funding to have a giant robot fight with Japan
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teacher gets an "F" on her assignment, "how to get rid of a baby rattlesnake in the school cafeteria"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Russian Police crackdown on: A - Drugs, B - Prostitution, C - Cheese
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "To help me deliver my baby?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Fiddlesticks. It doesn't even slow them up"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
48% of moviegoers would pay extra for increased security at theaters. The other 52% have Netflix, HBO, YouTube Movies, Hulu Plus, Starz, Amazon Instant Video, iTunes, Google Play, Redbox, Xbox Video, Sony Video, Vudu, or Blockbuster On Demand
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Parrot arrested for foul language
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(Today)
 
 
 
Things you can probably do at home without a professional: minor plumbing repairs, auto maintenance. Things where you should probably call a professional: orthodontics
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman orders a cake topper for her daughter's 21st birthday confection, fails to realize that autocorrect doesn't recognize "wee blond girl"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Another day, another sinkhole opening up beneath condos in an attempt by Satan to reclaim Florida bit by insidious bit
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NYPD: Remember young silly tourist when you climbed the Brooklyn Bridge and took an illegal selfie back in June? Yeah, thanks for the mugshot
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Bangkok police say a man in a yellow shirt is responsible for yesterday's bomb attack, and they believe his accomplice was a gregarious, curious monkey
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Tianjin explosion story just gets weirder, now there's a mysterious white foam that has engulfed the city after the first rainfall since the blast. This giant blob is leaving many with stinging and burning sensations on their bodies
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
What does an Australian couple say to a naked Irishman found in their bed? No, seriously, they need to know this ASAP
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's made of people
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Of course that is Jesus' face hovering in the sky in the form of an airshow smoke trail, what are you smoking?
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(AvaxNews)
 
 
 
Help out this gymnast who's lost her head
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Deputy Mayor and millionaire property developer illegally shuts down street for his wedding. Tells investigators he can't hear them over the sound of his four helicopters and fleet of luxury cars
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Kyit Oo arrested after his wife is found dead at the lake. O_o
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(io9)
 
 
 
No, you cannot take your batarangs through airport security
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
....but don't you DARE call them racists
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help us name our band
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(US News)
 
 
 
Free speech: Rolling down your car window and shouting "Pigs" while passing cops. Disorderly conduct: Opening your car door and shouting "Pigs" while passing cops
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(Natural News)
 
 
 
China's factory explosion was the result of "The rod of God" kinetic energy weapon in a warning shot from the United States, should China announce a gold-backed currency and drop U.S. debt like a bad habit, resulting in the death of the U.S. Dollar
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Come at me, bro
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know what they say about a woman scorned? These Yazidi women got AK47s and a lot of scorn
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(Pierce Pioneer)
 
 
 
Searching for the G-Spot? Odds are good you are going about it all wrong, Romeo
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Couple says they've been banned from Facebook because their last name is 'Avatar.' "I'm not blue, so, and I'm not gigantic"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman tries to hide clams in her clam
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
No matter how frustrated you are at work, taking the time to fire off a nasty email will just make you angrier. And probably fired
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Obama administration further coddles our enemies by slashing drone operations to only 150% of what they were just last year
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Welcome to Dismaland. Come for Banksy, exit through the gift shop
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Chasing a tiger through an abandoned building with a hedge trimmer and a tarp, just another normal day in Detroit
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out making it through the U.S. Army's toughest school doesn't literally take balls
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And you thought YOUR dorm room was small
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Mon August 17, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
AirBaltic pilot sets new world record by trying to fly with a BAC seven times the legal limit for driving
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
After careful examination, Stockton Police concludes that 32 officers firing 600 rounds at bank robbers might have been a tad bit excessive
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(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
Make a lot of money? Bang supermodels? Hire minions? I'm outta guesses
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Future generations will ask of us: Where were you during the pumpkin spice latte wars? House of Starbucks, or House of Panera?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eight awesome things to do with leftover wine corks because you're not an alcoholic, you're an artist
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nation's oldest veteran dies at 110. Thank you for your service, Emma Didlake
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The IRS announces that another 220,000 taxpayers have won a free credit monitoring subscription
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(Couple of Acres)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farmer
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
"Yeah, hi, is this Bose? I'd like 1 million of your noise-canceling headphones. Yeah, the good ones. Do you have expedited shipping?"
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