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Sun July 19, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that Tequila does make you invincible: Man is run over by freight train, gets up uninjured and yes ... is still drunk
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC goes where no one else dares: the cutthroat world of dishwasher loading
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi to American G.I.s: Sorry about that
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this case of the crazies
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Magnetic pulses may ease ringing in the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE eeeears
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not content with occupying Texas, Obama sends the U.S. Navy to invade Wisconsin
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Surfing competitions are usually pretty boring as a spectator sport. Except for when a shark tries to eat a competitor
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Least likely place to find a ghost
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Sudden gusts of wind at hot air balloon festival cause mass mayhem. In related news: You may want to think twice about using a pickup truck to tether your balloon. With scary videos
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For the first time in 21 years, the US wins the Math Olympiad, and the eight students on the team say they look forward to not kissing a girl until they're sophomores in college
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(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Probably the best road rage takedown you'll watch this week. Tag is for rager
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Correctional officer who blew the whistle on a bad inmate extraction was fired and labeled a traitor for turning in one of his fellow officers, who intentionally popped out the mentally ill prisoner's eyeball
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Woman shocked at her "bizarre" arrest during jury duty for bringing her pointy brass knuckles to trial. So shocked, in fact, that she summons the media, and then brings her other set of knuckles to the courthouse door for a dramatic reenactment
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Execution delayed because the prosecution misled the jury about DNA evidence. The jury was told that the chances it was not the Defendant was one in 43 sextillion, but the odds were really only one in 40 sextillion
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To get to one of the most lawless places on the planet you don't go by land, but by sea. In fact, it is the sea
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two volunteers intent on protecting sea turtle nests were confronted by a man saying he dislikes turtles and turtle volunteers. The man then shot one of the turtle lovers and walked away, muttering something about the Foot Clan
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Texas man celebrating his 21st birthday with booze and guns won't be celebrating 22
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(MSN)
 
 
 
For today's "Really?" story, there was a time in which some people thought ice cream parlors were evil
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Transport for London has a new open air double decker bus. Unfortunately, it wasn't one they had planned on having
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Navy seeks to combat the problem of sluggish seamen. Naturally, some people have a problem with this
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Summer is here and it's grilling time. Use these 10 simple tips to raise your backyard technique to perfect five star cuisine
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"She is not a spring chicken but she knows what she's doing. Though it's criminal, Doris is someone kind of to be admired in a strange way. She's very slick. She definitely has a talent"
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
If you get a fishhook stuck in your eye, no matter how coddam much it eely, eely hurts, stop carping about the pain and focus on how to take care of the situation if you can't get to a competent sturgeon
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And the blue ribbon for the best stick icky goes too
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You're lost in the world's largest sand dune desert, 200km from anything man-made. Do you keep going, searching for that elusive oasis or wait for the McDonald's to be built?
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Chhau dancer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Summer Love
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Male staff at an Inverness ceilidh bar have stopped wearing kilts because they claim female customers have been groping them while they worked"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That thousand-page deposition Cosby gave in 2006, the one that neither side was allowed to release? Oops, it's available to the public from a court reporting service. And released
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(KATU)
 
 
 
"I just punched the window and I took her out. I picked her up and gave her to her friends"
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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Sat July 18, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain is running out of pubs
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til your 27 person strong sex party gets broken up by cops
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(Some Headbanger)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rockers
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orlando woman with career 21 arrests elected city commissioner, reforms life. Just kidding. Raid on her house finds 60 grams meth, 37 grams coke, 152 grams weed, two handguns, and a partridge in a pear tree
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Gonzo but not forgotten... Today is Hunter S. Thompson's birthday
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Perhaps worried that people's faith in humanity might be coming back, mobile home park owner threatens to evict any residents that take deliveries from a local food bank
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
It seems failing a lie detector on a Jerry Springer spin-off now constitutes probable cause for arrest
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Students at University of Central Florida prove that not every story with the Florida tag is a negative one
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here are 5 ways living in a big city warps the way you see the world, so go plow some fields now, farmer boy
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The "good ol' days" of school in the '80s -- which would get you arrested, sued, visited by Children's Services and run out of town on a rail today. Also charged with various forms of discrimination
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sexy pair of phalanges
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man uses flame thrower to set motel on fire. DAMNED BED BUGS
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
I'm here for the McGangbang
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(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Problem: 60% of test-takers are failing the new Florida written driver's license exam. Solution: Make the test easier. That should solve everything
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Hawaii, the police always get their man, er, cow
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Shoppers who bring their own bags to grocery stores buy more junk food than people who don't, feel smug about it
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Shoplifting protip: When running away from security guards, always remember that the first level of a parking garage isn't necessarily on the ground
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh sure, NOW the Baltimore police are willing to use cameras
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
No, really people, Japan is trying to get less weird and less sexist. Honestly
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
So, its turns out that if you cover your property in Confederate Heritage of Love Flags after a mass shooting, your probation officer will find a way to violate your probation for being a dick
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Robbery at lemonade stand turns teens' day sour
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Trio of thieves absconds with a 60-foot yacht secured in a marina. The question is not how did they steal it, the question is how did no one notice it happening
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun newspaper sparks a furor in Britain by releasing decades-old footage of Queen Elizabeth II giving a Nazi salute
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ISIS sending 1200 members to try to take the city of Hasakah dun goofed and now consequences will never be the same
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass premature wild horse foal recovering well after emergency treatment, tons of sappy photos and videos
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
California drought is now called the most prolonged dry spell in the state other than the Los Angeles Clippers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is a vintage entirely beyond the usual euphemisms of the wine-tasting brigade. 'Jejeune' or 'feisty' does not come close. The professionals who have tried it thus far have described it simply as 'undrinkable.'
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this isle art
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Record jumps in egg prices will poach money from your wallet and scramble your finances. This won't go over easy with the kids, but they'll get ova it
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
God knows why, but if you ever find yourself in Flint, Michigan, whatever you do DON'T DRINK THE WATER
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"You are not truly an Iowan until you've wasted valuable time and money at the incredibly dull Adventureland theme park"
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
"Miracle kitten" that survived a fire which claimed the lives of 24 other felines has been reunited with the only other survivor - his mother - just in time for Caturday
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want some good useless "knowledge" to impress your friends with? Here are some fascinating "facts" that very few people know about
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast executive realizes no one wants cable because it's too expensive but everyone wants Netflix because it's reasonably priced
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption this Scared Straight intervention
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(Fark)
 
 
 
GO WHITEFISH uh... Cyclones... Coney Island Fark Party Sat. July 18 4PM
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Murder defense involving Winston Churchill, Billy Graham, Caitlyn Jenner, AIDS, Israel, and "All in the Family" is working every bit as well as you might expect
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Teacher who won $20,000 on a game show uses some of her winnings to buy all the students at her school new shoes. "The look on their faces was worth all the money that I won"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Working long hours? It's probably because you don't know how to say "no", not because of anything silly like not being able to make ends meet
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Fri July 17, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
On this relaxing day at the end of the week, it's time for a little fun. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
100 year old grandmother drinks a pint of Guinness every day. For breakfast. Now that's hardcore
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Americans prefer different f*cking curse words depending on where they live. Bloody hell. Not safe for work language, obviously
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"Let's burn it down": Christians conspire to prevent Satanic Temple from unveiling statue
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who gave up his job and girlfriend to hunt the Loch Ness Monster for a quarter century now believes it is just a catfish
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Having your license suspended on felony DUI and criminal endangerment charges usually means the cops won't let you ride your Harley on public streets. But if you're Robbie Knievel and this is Butte, Montana, they'll help you jump it over 26 cars
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
First, Reddit goes up in flames over the unceremonious firing of an administrator. Now, the entire Editorial staff of Gawker condemns their site's founder over censorship. What's next? Will Drew get drunk, and clear the Politics tab?
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Cobra commander and now COBRA found dead in Austin. Operation Jade Helm is no help at all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In real life, it was John Gotti who whacked Tommy DeSimone, the model for Joe Pesci's character in Goodfellas. And that's that
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Brush Fire closes the Cajon pass (main route to Las Vegas from LA) burning cars on the freeway (LGT live feed)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Governor of Sicily suspended over comments about how he wants a colleague to sleep with the fishes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Leather & lace (difficulty: keeping it SFW)
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
For the last time: A) If you're going out to commit a crime, and B) you might reasonably expect a pursuit because your vehicle is the goddamn getaway car, C) put some gas in it first
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Somewhat news: Man sentenced to 30 years in prison for killing his father. FARK: With an atomic wedgie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
100-year-old woman learns how to write her name for the first time, says it's a skill she'll use for year to come
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Caturday is doomed. DOOOOOOMED, I tells ya
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British teens "hospitalized on horror sunburn trip" when they ignored teachers' repeated pleas and fried their fishbelly white British skins by exposing it to direct sunlight for minutes at a time (pics)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NY driver chooses between paying Lincoln Tunnel toll or removing license plates to avoid EZPass. He chose... poorly
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Marina the baby penguin takes her first swim and D'awwww
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While you are sweating in this unbearable heat, cows in Italy are relaxing by the AC
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this danger dodger
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
In case the medical procedures are not completely clear, Doctor, a gynecological exam requires consent and should not be performed in a grocery store
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood president, "We would like to apologize for our tone deaf official in the video. And for you idiots misunderstanding it"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I thought I was going to die", says girl who swallowed: a) Hydrochloric acid b) Rat poison c) An extra-spicy Dorito
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More dumbasses have been killed by lightning strikes in 2015 than any other recent year, so I guess it's time for a new raft of "stay out of thunderstorms, idiot," articles to make the rounds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College student blows through $90,000 and blames her parents for not teaching her financial responsibility
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans: But we don't like drinking water. Beverage companies: What if we put bubbles in it. Would you buy it then? Americans: BUBBLES
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Cannabis fixes broken bones. For real
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Four people shot in Northern Maine. Remaining six people asked to keep on the lookout for the shooter
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
We shall ban you on the beaches, we shall ban you on the landing grounds, we shall ban you in the fields and in the streets, we shall ban you in the hills; we shall never surrender
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(Fark)
 
 
 
10 years ago today, Fark welcomed its new Ha! Ha! overlord. Things have never been the same again
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This Mormon temple is the first temple in Indiana of its type, worshipers heard saying "Hoosier God now?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dear Climate Change Deniers: Science has irrevocably proven that 2014 was the hottest year on record, both on land and sea. So shut up already
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Large fish tank inside college cafeteria breaks, resulting in people running around with trash cans trying to rescue fish. No word if the leftovers were added to the menu
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"I didn't want to start a chase, officers, but my bizarre medical condition made me do it"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Inquisitr discusses the ISIS training missions and praises Fark commentators who are quick to raise doubts
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(Salon)
 
 
 
One Twitter user completely encapsulated the worst fears Texans had over Obama's "Jade Helm" takeover of the state
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
High school teacher suspended for not doing enough to break up student fight. "At 62, the girls outweigh me by 40 pounds ... I got arthritis in my wrist, fused vertebrae in my back. I'm not going to break up a fight by myself"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mouse causes Casablanca mosque stampede. Oh, he's just like any other mouse, only more so
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lounger
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(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
When you're buying anti-freeze at the local automotive parts store, you probably shouldn't tell the cashier you need it to poison a vicious dog in your neighborhood
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Canadian police officer goes undercover as homeless man in wheelchair hoping to arrest people who assault vagrants; gets offers of help, food, encouragement and $24 in change instead. And that was just from criminals
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(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Baby saved from scorching car by a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A five-year-old Dark Knight
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Okay, sir, can you describe this 'mouse' that robbed you?" "Oh jeeth. It wath HUGE. The biggetht rodent you ever thaw. Thikth feet tall with beady eyeth." "Oh, father. What will I tell the other children? Oh, the shame of it all"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Oil train derails in Montana. Details at this time are still crude
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The woman from the street harassment video has sued the director, the organization, TGI Fridays, Google and Youtube for $500,000. Good luck with that
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Ooh, a sarcasm detector. That's a really useful invention
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'I'm an ordinary mum of three who enjoys watching porn ... what's so shocking about that?'
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
ET kicks the bucket
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
ABC affiliate KMGH will run its first advertisement for a legal marijuana company in the next week, because Jimmy Kimmel is probably funnier after a couple bong hits
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Bald eagle drops eel on man's windshield
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In a move that shocks absolutely no one, Russia opposes creation of tribunal to find Russia guilty of shooting down airliner
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The number of mosquitoes is up this year because there was so much snow last winter. Here comes the entomology
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Let's just all agree to admit that a person shouldn't be considered fully an adult until he or she is at least 25
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
"Dear Tourists, Please refrain from defecating in our cemeteries. Many thanks" - Iceland
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Thu July 16, 2015
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Homeless man on his way to not being homeless thanks to a kind soul who gives him a bed for the night after seeing his handwritten CV on Twitter. Bonus: He's got job interviews from his appeal
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Spanish mayor institutes daily nap time for entire city. In related news, you're stuck at your desk again working through lunch
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Apparently spaghetti to-go cones are a thing in the hipper parts of the foodie universe now
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this because now the experts are saying standing is also bad for you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pastor Jim Bakker blames Obama's Iran deal for California's drought and the Second Coming of Christ, behold the power of Obama
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy discovers new species of box jellyfish in Australia. The real news is that it won't kill you. Probably
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know back in the day 'mutiny' on a ship used to mean something, these days it's just loot the bar and get drunk over your job loss
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(UPI)
 
 
 
YAWN: Bomb sniffing dog. FARK: Bomb sniffing rat
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this berg
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Five deodorant alternatives for those who are concerned about the health effects of regular store bought deodorants. Smelly dirty rotten hippies, no need to read any further
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Things were really looking up for young man who got a new job and made a new female friend... that is, until the creepy email came his way
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(NPR)
 
 
 
While Obama was busy fluffing Iran's pillows and making sure the chocolates were positioned just so, Angela Merkel was busy making a little Palestinian girl cry
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims Seattle's new mandatory compost law is a gross violation of privacy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In China, you can purchase steel more cheaply than cabbage
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(Some Fuzzball)
 
 
 
Why you absolutely, positively need to drop everything and get a dwarf-donkey RIGHT NOW (with (D'awwww pics)
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
The Florida man arrested for raping an alligator was actually arrested for raping a child. And a peacock. So we're awfully sorry if you thought ill of him due to our error
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(Libsyn)
 
 
 
So...what do algae bacon and Donald Trump have in common?
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Verdict reached in Colorado movie shooting. Judge to announce jury's decision at 6 PM Eastern
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: If you're telling someone new to cooking which items are essentials, and want to give a decent base to build from, what would you share as your must-have cooking utensils?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ohio man elected Worst Human after recording and insulting dying victims of a car crash instead of helping them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tally ho chaps. This one's all about why you Americans talk funny
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After figuring out that most people will not answer the door for them, Jehovah's Witness start to take to the streets
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Prisoners in New Zealand hold Fight Club in their cells, but you're not supposed to talk about it (w/ vid)
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(Pinterest)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Fact meets fiction, Star Wars style (LGT example)
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
'Highly aggressive' snake on the loose after it kills pet store worker in Texas: "Residents of Austin are slightly worried about the newly-freed cobra snake"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but leaked US intelligence has revealed that Israel is in the habit of assassinating Syrian army officers
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Pros for being tall; able to reach the top shelf, picked first to play basketball, better view at concerts. Cons: harder to steal a car
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
While America continues its downward spiral with its latest successful mission to Pluto, the nation supposedly about to overtake it is falling apart because of a porno
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
United Airlines rewards hackers with a million miles each. Great, now EVERYONE is going to want to hack planes
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
In the US the politicans get votes by promising to lower taxes and balance the budget. In Bacolod, they promise false teeth, diapers, and Viagra
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"A survey released this week suggested that nearly 40 percent of Japanese in their twenties and thirties are not in a relationship and don't think they need a romantic partner, with many calling relationships 'bothersome'"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you argue with a pregnant lady in a Publix parking lot, her husband might just follow you inside to the deli section and try to kick your ass. (Video goodness)
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(Bellingcat)
 
 
 
In related news, Brazil has an aircraft carrier. Barely
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sentinel Chicken tests positive for West Nile virus. Man, Marvel's really scraping the bottom of the barrel for superheroes nowdays
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Don't assk no questions: Stolen Georgetown goat named Donkey recovered
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(WRCB)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reported "horrific" incident at TN Naval Reserve Center as police hunt active shooter
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
So - where DID all that Ice Bucket Challenge money go?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. contains the worst drivers in America, according to a study conducted by people who've never been to Maryland
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(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Taco Bell manager catches joyriders with his car at his own drive-thru
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out that hero anti-vaxxer doctor who was "murdered" by Big Pharma a while back actually killed himself because his vast underground network of illegal "medicine" factories was getting busted
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A woman has been arrested for allegedly battering her boyfriend after she used a hidden camera to catch him breaking his promise to stop viewing online pornography
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Fark fan John Roderick running for Seattle City Council: "We need government leaders who don't run Windows Vista"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite sheriff spends $120,000 on conspiracy probe to get something he could have gotten on cable
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
16 July 1945. As chemist George Kistiakowsky watched the fireball rise above the desert, he thought "This is what the end of the world will look like. This is the last thing the last man will see"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada 'most admired' country in the world. No, we won't go out with you Greenland, you still live with your mother
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Two women embroiled in cat fight
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sleeping bag container thingie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Go home squirrel. You're drunk
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Earthquake rocks Ontario, Quebec at magnitude 3.8. Panic spreads as lawn chairs everywhere shifted
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
Rebola
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In today's news shocking absolutely no one, central bank rate cut unlikely to be passed on to consumers
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
Marijuana grow facilities now going outdoors to reduce electricity usage in Pueblo, Colorado. Ric Romero: "It's just like growing indoors, except we don't have the extremely high electricity bills"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian reality TV show starts shooting in Syria. ISIS starts shooting back
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Texas woman is so angry she just got a new job that she assaults a police officer at a routine traffic stop, then gets so depressed that she hangs herself in her jail cell not 72 hours later, just before she is scheduled to be released. According to the police
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
California bride says she was robbed during her wedding. Other former brides sympathize, say they also had to pay for flowers, reception site, photographer
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
When will society wake up and stop referring to the killing of cyclists by negligent drivers as 'accidents?' "Planes don't have accidents. They crash. Cranes don't have accidents. They collapse"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Father and toddler go to shop. Father and toddler arrive back home with video to show at toddler's 21st
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Vallejo police waiting on FBI investigation before commenting on "kidnapping hoax". Well, we wouldn't want a fake apology
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
RIP Peace of Westphalia: 1648-2015
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
For those days when lipstick just isn't enough
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China struggling with crackdown to beat bad meat
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for murder after her driving gets in tents
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(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Truck hauling portable toilets crashes on I-5 in Washington. They were not empty. Traffic was a little backed up
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(Newser)
 
 
 
If your local swimming spot is just too polluted for your liking, take heart: You can always just hang out on the shore with your kids and build NOPE castles
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 532: "Baby Critters" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 15, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado votes no on medical pot for PTSD. "We'll take the tax dollars from our tourists for recreational marijuana before we'll help our vets"
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
When London isn't enjoying a good spider invasion or giant rat deluge, they celebrate their annual "flying ant day" where they enjoy the swarms of them in their eyes, ears and noses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
BREAKING: George H.W. Bush
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like paying tolls, so I put a toll station after your other toll station so you can pay tolls while you pay tolls on your toll road
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania to charge former Harrisburg mayor with corruption for diverting public funds to buy a full suit of armor and a vampire hunting kit. While the city might be bankrupt, I don't see any vampires roaming around
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this extreme broccoli closeup
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Nothing is more valuable than mother-daughter time, unless it involves doing heroin in a bathroom stall
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
If you misplaced your legs near the train tracks in New Haven, you may claim them at the police station
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WWJD? Fark your credit rating, that's what he'd do
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Tennessee full of great advice on how drunk driving is bad and how you'll regret taking ugly girls home from the bar
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a cat stuck in a flip flop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Horcrux found in Vermont Thrift Store
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Police officer chokes motorist during traffic stop. Wait, no, that's not right. Police officer SAVES choking motorist during traffic stop
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tweedles
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Troll jailed for trolling would really appreciate it if people would stop calling him a troll and just let him get on with his trololo life. Troll
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(CNN)
 
 
 
El Chapo disappeared in his shower and crawled a mile to freedom. That's just shy of 18 football fields and you just read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish hedgehogs dying in massive numbers. Please, won't someone think of the hedgehog danishes?
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(Cape May County Herald)
 
 
 
Upscale town in NJ attracts only the best of families. For shoplifting anyway
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Last one out, turn off the lights. Otherwise, random people will show up and start shopping
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz the beach." (w/vid)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton's siblings should stop acting like royalty since they only lucked into their position through the accident of familial relationships "which is a very different thing from being a genuine royal"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
German court finds 'Accountant of Auschwitz' guilty. Luckily he's got a good head for numbers, so he can keep track of all 300,000 murder charges
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Right-wing coup attempt in France fails after plotters turn out to have no better plan than to ask the nearest military forces 'please help us overthrow the government'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Google alters reef in the South China Sea. Pray they do not alter it further
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sometimes, life puts a smile on our faces: "George Zimmerman's Alleged Shooter Arrested for P*ssing on Neighbor's Door"
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Science says women who douche may be putting phthalates in their hoo-hoos. The discussion may focus on how to pronounce phthalates
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
RAF jet successfully bombs runway on anti ISIS mission
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(AP)
 
 
 
That one time you had to get snow plows out of storage in July because it hailed 4 inches of ice
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man pours hot sauce and ranch dressing on his girlfriend, then tries to put her in an oven. Yuck, that's sick. Who mixes hot sauce and ranch dressing?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember the doctor who swore he didn't take photos of Joan Rivers just before she died? Well, the prints match
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(Slate)
 
 
 
And what's the deal with airline food?
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Naked man on car causes a traffic jam on the highway, then again who hasn't thought about sitting naked on their car?
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Babysitter makes off with sack of $2 bills, goes on to kidnap twins, bomb a double-matinee, and send a bewildering two-part puzzle to Batman
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The "Immortal" homemade yogurt that's destined to live forever in your belly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Polish cow on the run for 2 years is finally caught
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
I don't know anything about art, but I know what Kanye likes
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
If you love the Confederate flag, this Florida town is the place for you
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Sure all this wasted produce food could be turned into powder to feed the world's hungry, but one has to think about how addicting it could be
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British man arrested for giving a homeless man a £1, because police mistakenly thought he was buying drugs, now has £5,000 more to give away courtesy of the local PD
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(4ni)
 
 
 
Somebody is so going to hell
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(News24)
 
 
 
If you don't want to get shot in Port Elizabeth, you'd better have a 10 inch spanner. And no, that's not a metaphor
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood issues a statement regarding the video that accuses them of selling baby parts, "We are getting 'reimbursed', not selling"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
For the last time, you cannot spray your elderly neighbors with a garden hose no matter how much they annoy you
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
"I'd heard the fantasy about how Walmart stores supposedly are involved in nefarious Jade Helm operations, but I hadn't heard the absurd idea that Blue Bell ice cream trucks were involved in a deep, dark military operation, too"
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farmer uses blow-up sex doll as scarecrow: "She has made a much better job of it than my last scarecrow, which was made from a shopping bag on the end of a stick, and she has given my sheep a rest from the locals" (pics)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The ratings are in for Miss USA and they're enough to wipe the smile off the face of even a beauty pageant contestant
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but the intellectual accuracy and ethical consistency behind the anti-GMO movement essentially makes climate change deniers look like Nobel candidates
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Man gets pulled over for driving a vehicle without plates, tells police he just bought the car from Warren Buffet. Sometimes, the truth is stranger than fiction
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Owner of "emotional service cat" says other people are abusing the system by registering pets as service animals
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Boobs... GIANT flying boobs all over Galway. Yes, heaven is visiting
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Boy jumps on trampoline from second-floor window and the expected happens (w/ vid)
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after telling police Jesus would pay her seafood restaurant bill
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I went to my 75 year-old friend's surprise birthday, and everyone was having a good time until her daughter brought out some end-of-life planning paperwork. It kind of put a damper on the festivities. Was that gauche?"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
"Not only did the lyrics sexually humiliate all women of Korea, but it also defamed Korean women's health, as well as the 4000 obstetrics and gynecology doctors registered in our association"
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(TeamRock)
 
 
 
"A 26-year-old heavy metal fan has been arrested in Boston for wearing a fake bullet belt" (pics)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chicago judge raises bail on man who shoplifted paint supplies after learning he once stole $2 million in Lego toys from Florida stores
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
No matter how much you've always hated your ex-girlfriend's stupid teddy bear, you can't set it on fire and burn her house down
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pastor's daughter uses giant swing to get closer to God
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Blogger hottie told she's "too fat" on Tinder, tips the scales in her favor, is now "inundated with offers of dates" thanks to her blog post response (w/pics)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're saying so here's a picture of a dolphin hitching a ride on a whale
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Three more women say they had sex with HIV positive Greenacres cop, who was just thrilled to have a threesome with Mrs. Douglas, Mrs. Ziffel, and Ralph
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Calling 911 to complain about your passenger when you're carrying $700,000 worth of drugs in your car isn't normal... but on meth it is
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The tunnels that Mexican drug lord 'El Chapo' escaped in is better than most tunnels you have seen
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trying to beat down your ex-husband's door while dropping off your kids, shaking your bare breasts at him, then demanding to be arrested is no way to go though life, state delegate
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Hey, I would have demanded that Iran release its four U.S. prisoners as part of that deal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman finds giant NOPE growing in her bathroom
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New tourism campaign of catching a pre-tagged fish to win a million dollars lures visitors, hook, line and sinker
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a steak. And a Diet Coke
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russian TU-94MS Bear bomber shows off ground direct attack capability
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(Details Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists at Oregon State University have developed an algae that tastes like bacon
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How to stop procrastinating forever ... starting tomorrow
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The NY Post devotes three consecutive issues to humiliating one random homeless guy who just happens to live in the Editor-In-Chief's neighborhood. Some NY Post employees have a problem with this
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Tue July 14, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
New Horizons spacecraft phones home
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Queen of England has decided to stop breeding. Well that's a relief
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy taking baths? You are gross
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Cemetery cat is no longer watching you masturbate
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ocean's one point five, the saddest heist movie prequel ever, derailed as trailer park man chases down burglars and takes his television back
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Uber fubared in Toronto
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New species of NOPEfish discovered off coast of Australia
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this coin and stone
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Now Obama has approved counterfeiting money. WHEN WILL HE STOP
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Reddit is as doomed as doomed can be, I must say
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If your Hummer breaks down, make sure it actually IS the battery before you run home to grab your range rover and jumper cables
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jade Helm 15 being monitored by citizen militias: "We're not paranoid tin-hat wearing freaks" they lie
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
It's summer in NY and that means it's time for 150 burly guys to dance while carrying a 5-story Giglio on their shoulders. You can smell the sausage & peppers and zeppoles from here
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
It's easy to mix up the words "new" and "American." Happens all the time
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Five anti-bike arguments you've been making that are totally wrong, and why you should feel bad for having made them. Now admit it: Bicyclists are better than you
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
New graphic showing countries resized to match their online populations demonstrates the difficulty of giving an IP address to a moose
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Enjoy your $3 gas because now that Iran has inked a nuclear deal with the West, gas prices are expected to surge to $2 later this year. Wait, WHAT??
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(Futurity)
 
 
 
I said a tick hops, the tickie the tickie to the tick tick hop and you don't stop the rock it to the bang bang buggie say up jump the buggie to the rhythm spreading lyme disease
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
MIT lecturer who claimed to have robbed a bank as a piece of 'performance art' will now be performing behind bars
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Since everyone else is running for President, create your own campaign poster
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
How to celebrate the Texas takeover by Obama the secret muslin with Jade Helm
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Restaurant's crap, but loads of bars
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Calgary breaks out the "Giant Destroyer" to combat its gopher hole problem. Citizens looking forward to safer public green spaces, receiving total consciousness. Which is nice
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"No sir, nominating a dead man as the driver will not get you out of prosecution for speeding in this court"
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(Life News)
 
 
 
The 2015 James O'Keefe award for video editing goes to: "Planned Parenthood sells fetus parts on the black market"
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(Libsyn)
 
 
 
The Farkcast is back to cover coincidental computer crashes, revision to police seizure laws and...Golden Corral?
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Boston bids goodbye to its "winter nightmare" as last pile of snow melts
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
PETA claims they've been infiltrated by a deep-cover special operative from SeaWorld, as the shadow war heats up, loyalties are tested and no one really knows who Shamu works for
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Pluto discovered on Pluto
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Uncle Vlad signals his approval of the new Iran nuclear deal. Uh, maybe we should go back and read the fine print
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Where can you get all the supplies you'll need for a shotgun wedding including the beer? Why at Hussey's General Store in Windsor, Maine where you can buy a wedding dress and a gun to go with that beer
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(Naked Security)
 
 
 
Dingaling von Attentionseeker is back on Facebook
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
The truth about 'Britain's Roswell' is time travellers from the year 8100 trying to learn about their past says former UK Defense employee and two US Army veterans who were in charge of nuclear weapons during the Cold War
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What police assumed was a hoax abduction turned out to be quite real
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Teachers share some of the most unusual end of year presents pupils have handed them over the years. And you guessed it, pigs' eyeballs as an end of year gift goes straight to the top of the strange list
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There are "good reasons" not to shut down pro-anorexia websites
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google finding out the hard way that once you get into the Maps business, you are also necessarily hip deep in nearly every political, ethnic and international border dispute in the world
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the mechanism by which cancer metastasizes. Holy cancer vaccine, Batman
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"The family is pleading for the person responsible to stop shaving their cat"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Harvard-educated man with three advanced degrees now homeless and living on the streets of Washington, D.C. Wait, I think I saw this movie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anonymizing Wi-Fi device set to be sold for about $200 has gone the way of the 100 mpg engine, or the water-powered car
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Girl grabs giant hogweed. Ends up with hogwarts (NSFL/graphic image)
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(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Live in the city? Look older than your friends in the country? Blame diesel cars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Whether it's a beep, a ring or a quiet vibration, just receiving a text alert on your phone can be as distracting as actually using it to make a call or send a message, according to a new study
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Neatly circular bloody bitten missing portion of left ear leads to easy identification of suspect on grounds of assault, robbery, and cruelty to animals
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear US Congress. Best Korea would like to cordially invite you all to visit its shiny new anthrax factory. Lots of love, Kim XOXO
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Teen who survived plane crash and trek across wilderness being hailed as "Miracle Child", soon to burdened with lightning bolt-shaped scar, social stigma, and oppressive foster parents
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tennis shoes hanging from power lines means it's gang territory. Sex toys hanging from power lines means... something else
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(Terra Daily)
 
 
 
The third storm of the Atlantic hurricane system formed Monday off the US east coast and is on course to hit ... Canada?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Hello, 911? My wife is dead because I killed her. Will I get in trouble for this?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN and Jeopardy together again. How did you do on their test - Genius or Blitzer?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I have a 20 month old son. My wife is insanely jealous because my son prefers me, he is calm for me, and he will often ignore her for me. Should I sprinkle formula on my wife so my son smells it? Or tell her to calm down?"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
ISIL confirms their chief singer-songwriter killed in airstrike; Fark thoughtfully offers Sam Smith as a replacement
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Charging your smartphone on a train? That's an arrestin'
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate accused of doing heaving narcotics with some of her children and neglecting others
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The person who won the Academy Award as producer of Snowden documentary is trying to find out why she is detained at airports so often
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nice walk in the woods
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Lawyer mocks client's penis and challenges him to a duel
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Boston police captain turned his son in for plotting Boston style bombing in support of ISIS
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
According to FEMA, if you live in the Pacific NW, and west of I-5, you "will be toast"
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
In less than a week, the four children who lost their mother in the ice cave collapse in Washington have now lost their father in a shooting outside a bar in San Bernardino
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(Chron)
 
 
 
German attempts to break down barriers for deaf in North Korea. I said, GERMAN ATTEMPTS TO BREAK DOWN BARRIERS FOR DEAF IN NORTH KOREA
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Washington group opposed to legal marijuana forces Colorado pot shop to close citing the RICO Act: "We're putting a bounty on the heads of anyone doing business with the industry. Just because you see this unstoppable growth of pot, we disagree"
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(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Yes, you can be found guilty of assault with an inflatable shark
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Bad: Your SUV breaks down so you abandon it on the side of the highway. Worse: Thieves steal it. Awesome: In order to steal it, the thieves make all the necessary repairs free of charge before getting caught by police
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS blows up a baby. That's it, I'm outta here
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Formal deal reached on Iranian nuclear program
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The latest social media stupidity? The shotgun challenge
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Minor league ballpark hosts ADA night, fails to have handicapped access
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(Slate)
 
 
 
New York has settled with Eric Garner's family for $5.9 million
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(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Action figure of Princess Leia in her slave outfit from "Return of the Jedi" that has been sold for the past 32 years has some New Jersey parents furious as they deem it inappropriate for children
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Mon July 13, 2015
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
"So, is this a coup? Has the Greek government surrendered its national sovereignty to a group of foreign politicians? The short answer is yes"
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man upset over neighborhood fireworks fires gun at ground. BOOM. Hedge shot
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicagoland's Brookfield Zoo closes its stingray exhibit for the season after an oxygen malfunction kills all of the stingrays. *Crikey*
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
On the upside, hey--free cake on your way to hell
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts of America finally earn the Equality Badge
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this runway romance
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: We're nerds, but we have our own beer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
PSA: Sir just because it's called "Babies Я Us" doesn't mean you can sell your child there
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump golf course in Puerto Rico declares bankruptcy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sandals that read DO PE on the top spell something else if you cross your legs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Military to accept transgender recruits, still won't take the Irish
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Meet Charlotte, the penguin who's afraid to go swimming. Sadly, this is not a new Pixar movie
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