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Sun July 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget 'peak' oil, Brooklyn has passed 'peak' PBR
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exultant silhouette
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
I scream you scream we all scream when the Ice Cream truck rolls over on the highway
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
After man discovered his friends had locked him out of the house, logic flue out of the window
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(Some Itchy Guy)
 
 
 
This article on poison ivy is either a bad translation, or the author had a stroke while writing it
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Renegade therapists spurn traditional playbook, urge couples to have hot monkey sex before tackling their relationship issues, rather than the other way around
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old girl pulls out her own tooth. With a crossbow
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Crashing your unregistered motorcycle, while high on drugs, and wearing a helmet that says, "Little Miss Dangerous" is no way to go through life, Ms Police Officer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"And then he said, 'If I had any sense, do you think I would be climbing a Welsh mountain in a thunderstorm?'"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fresh aromatic cheese lures Zombie Castro out of hiding
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this driftwood at sunset
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Girl spits a cherry pit the longest in the contest she was in, but because her other spits sucked she did not advance in the contest
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Cry Moar: Police departments say budgets will be devastated now that they can't take your stuff without ever charging you with a crime
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A primer on why you D.C. Farkers should be patient with the throngs of blubber-cushioned, fanny-pack- wielding, slack-jawed tourists infesting your city every summer. With photo of what said tourists may look like (while blocking an escalator)
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Today's cause for overreactive parental outrage... a float with zombies, a scary clown and hearses in the local 4th of July parade
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Forth Bridge named Scotland's sixth World Heritage Site on the fifth
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A stroll through Bastrop, Texas, where the townsfolk are in the final stages of their preparations to resist Obama's impending Jade Helm invasion. "They are not nuts and wackos. They are concerned citizens, and they are patriots"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Climbing onto Salisbury Plain / I could see them staging fights / Bugles blowing, time stood twain / Bacon flew out of the night
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
"Hey Darwin, hold my beer and watch me launch this mortar from my head"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Australian news helicopter swoops in to warn surfers of an approaching great white shark, depriving the beast of a snack and upsetting the balance of nature
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If the early polling results are any indication, it looks as if Greece won't have anything to feed their ATMs
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(South Florida)
 
 
 
"There's only so much Lee Greenwood a person can take at a fireworks display"
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
British police may not have guns, but their manners are impeccable
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
After his young daughter was diagnosed with a cataract, her dad vowed to make her a new custom eye patch every day for her to wear. Wow, the spring rains really helped the ragweed to grow because my allergies are flaring up suddenly
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Please get your tiny violins at the ready as billionaires and celebrities are worried about the effects of climate change on their private islands
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shoe factory collapse claims six soles
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm at the casino. I wonder if I could borrow your rice cooker. Can you leave it by my car?"
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(Fox 28 Columbus)
 
 
 
Ohio judge tosses woman's parking ticket over missing comma. Grammar rules
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Suspects try to hide from officers by climbing a tree. I'm going to go out on a limb and say something that might not be poplar but these poor saps better turn over a new leaf or they willow pine for the days when they weren't so rootless
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these motel folks in Pocatello, Idaho 1981
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: "Cool Story, 'Mo:" Crazy Pride parades (or any parade in general)
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
China's news reports on Japan's military technology, including subs, missiles, helicopters, gundams, destroyers, aircraft... wait, gundams?
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(Unknown Country)
 
 
 
The latest crop circle is a masterpiece
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Supporting and encouraging your child when they don't get the role they wanted in the school musical. New Hotness: Consulting a lawyer when your child doesn't get the role they wanted
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's the 4th of July edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
While you can barely afford to fill up the car, a spa is letting clients bathe in crude oil
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Sat July 04, 2015
(KOB4)
 
 
 
A police officer who lied about a Sonic employee spitting in his drink has been fired. Or it could have been because of the meth in the patrol car
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
With all the numbskulls and boneheads you see driving around town, this one manages to stand out
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Serial stowaway arrested at Midway Airport for trying to stow away, one day after being released from jail for another stow away incident
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Expert with Sakhalin Research Institute of Fisheries says giant creature with beak and fur is a dolphin. Also says you are Brad Pitt, or Kate Middleton, or a flying trout lizard
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: milk and cookies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker braved Walmart today to be with the other true Muricans. What feats of bravery are you accomplishing to honor our country?
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl rats out her father to police - not once, not twice, but three times
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First they came for the mankinis, and I said nothing
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
The score is now man 280,481,369,239,257,257,112 to 1 for fish after a sturgeon leaps into a boat and kills a five year old girl
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A new contender for Britain's worst road markings has been located in Scotland. The lines are so crooked that locals have questioned whether they are the work of a drunk"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What a great day at the beach, Olga. Did you remember where you put the baby?
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
What America was really like in 1776
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this closed Athens Eurobank branch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's now a cartoon that teaches your kids how not to get eaten by salt-water crocodiles: "The two-minute video was released as part of the 'Be Crocwise' campaign, and features a surprisingly catchy rap"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Welcome to Bristol, Rhode Island, home of the Blithewold Mansion, Roger Williams University, and the oldest Independence Day celebration in the country ... which they've been celebrating annually since 1785
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Freedom of Information Act: Good. Bill for asking for your son's school record : $77K
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(National Archives)
 
 
 
IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Woman alleges permanent neck injury after shark attack. Fark: At a Miami Marlins game
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Solar powered plane completes record-breaking five-day journey across the Pacific Ocean. The sun is there
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man creates air-conditioned shirt. Subby came up with this idea in fourth grade, prepares copyright lawsuit over notebook doodle
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Police seize uninsured ice cream van. Hilarity ensues
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(Gulf Live)
 
 
 
Photoshop this resilient marcher
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(Halp Fiercrackrs)
 
 
 
♫ Caturday in the Fark, I think it was the Fourth of July ♫ Caturday in the Fark, I think it was the Fourth of July ♫
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gunman dressed as Walmart employee steals $120,000. "How may I help you?"
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(Richmond Register)
 
 
 
Americans to spend $15.8 billion on the July 4th holiday weekend. Not counting ER visits for finger repairs from fireworks
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
While keeping a robbery suspect in a headlock while waiting for police to arrive, an off-duty news reporter gets asked by a bystander if she's seen him on TV. "Yeah, Channel 48 News, we investigate"
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
How oddball items came to dominate the news business, and became normal in the process - including a reference to Drew and Fark
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are a dentist, don't wrap your patients in a body bag. Somebody may have a problem with this
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
California couple that has been married 74 years get their final wish... to die in each other's arms
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And today's airline passenger who has earned a lifetime ban from flying comes to you from Ryanair
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(National Park Service)
 
 
 
Tired of the sharks getting all the news, Yellowstone bison get their gore on. Again
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Fri July 03, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
On the eve of July 4, come take this week's Fark Weird News Quiz. While you still have all 10 fingers
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
World's scariest hotel room, not including your last stay at an Econo Lodge
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(Wired)
 
 
 
In this week's episode of Nnnnnope: "If you get stung by one of these wasps, just lie down and start screaming"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What is "American food"? Chefs can't decide. Ok, Americans. You eat it every day; what say you?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
NBC News warns of ISIS attacks in the U.S. during celebrations over the Fourth of July weekend on news that there is no specific, credible intelligence to indicate any threats. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Boston Globe Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bear
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California residents cut their water use by 29% in May. Mostly because nothing has been coming out of the tap since April
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
No, you aren't going to get to Havana before it gets a Starbucks - JetBlue has just started passenger air service there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's the list of colleges in the U.S. you don't want to hear your child say they were accepted to and plan on attending after high school graduation
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Edmonton police are 0 for 11 in clearing this year's murders. No one is upset about it because Oilers fans are used to losing records
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"It takes one to know one" is a schoolyard taunt, not an excuse for a drug addict working in the state drug testing lab
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Two news crews from two separate news stations robbed while reporting on the same crime
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
How to drink like a billionaire - yachts, planes and $100k shots
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS "emir of suicide bombings" killed in airstrike. Was identified by parts of emir, and parts of emir, and parts of emir
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Fuji viewer
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Book subscription service pulling romance titles because too many people are reading them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
24 of the craziest state fair foods. Now you can enjoy spaghetti ice cream in Indiana and wash it down with deep-fried Starbucks in California
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Let's see a stupid cat do THIS
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Those are some mighty fine National Parks you have there America. It would be a shame if something were to happen to them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you want to have your picture taken wearing a Kevlar vest and carrying several weapons and rounds of ammunition, it's probably best to have a photographer go to your house rather then going to the studio in the mall
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alligator kills man who swam in Texas bayou despite sign reading 'Warning: Alligators'
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Tonight's forecast: some light scattered clouds overnight, cooler temperatures, and a moderate chance of pickup trucks
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(Daily Journal Online)
 
 
 
Remember the owner of the Maine inn who charged a $125 entry fee for an essay contest to win her business? Well, state police have determined she did not violate Maine gambling laws and can keep the $900,000 she made
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(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate having to call the police because a stranger breaks into your home, uses the toilet and doesn't flush?
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
On the third day of Indiana's new left lane law, the score is police 1, cell phone driving soccer moms 6,287,193
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
People aren't the only things sharks are chowing down on in the Outer Banks. "At least 2/3 of your catch is going to be eaten before it ever gets to the boat. The sharks have gotten to the point where they are just following the boat,"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Gladstone Missouri Parks and Recreation director says it takes four squirrel attacks to close a trail and there have only been three
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Baltimore police try to improve their image by hanging up a sign reading "Enjoy your ride" inside a police van
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Adventurer gets to check item off his bucket list: Survive Arctic winter in a broken down 1977 Dodge Van
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(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Medical tip - A licensed dentist doesn't wash his instruments in your bathroom
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Fellatio deficiency?
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russian lawmakers are considering a law that will grant gender equality (to be shot at by police)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this F-16 selfie over Norway
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide by jumping in front of carnival ride. Officials say he just kept jumping in front of the horsie every time it came around until it worked
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Set to start in about two weeks, here are the top 8 conspiracy theories about what Jade Helm really is. Pick your favorite, or come up with a convincing one of your own
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Venezuela: EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you mistake a meditating person for a terrorist
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
ISIS now sets its sights on Egypt's pyramids and sphinx. Mummy, I'm scared
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(Grand Junction Daily Sentinel)
 
 
 
Marijuana-related expulsions skyrocket in Grand Junction, Colorado after marijuana legalization. Just kidding, they now have the lowest number of expulsions the school district has had in at least a decade
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
So, uh... researchers can't exactly track all of those collared wolves in Yellowstone right now because they kind of lost the licenses to those frequencies. Sleep tight
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man walks into airport with $75k in a duffel bag. TSA reports seizing $70k "because reasons," tweets out picture of $65k, and turns $60k over to a random Federal agency because, again, reasons. Welcome to the Land of the Free
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man frustrated with trying to get his dead wife's tax refund check says "Now, I know why people shoot up places like this." Well, that's one way to get a quick response from the IRS
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Residents in a California suburb conserved so much more water than expected that the city had to throw away the excess
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Dog saves Mount Dora family from fire, which was believed to have been started by a dastardly fox seeking revenge on the girl inside
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Thu July 02, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Girls, don't become like a sticky note that's been stuck to too many places and gets unsticky by getting stuck too often or you won't be able to stick by your man, because chemistry
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man goes to LAX in hopes of getting a CAT Scan
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(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
So you want to be a counterfeiter. Do you fake: a) $100 bills, b) designer handbags, or c) popsicle sticks?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Burglary suspect appears before judge for bond hearing, who remembers him as her classmate from middle school (with video)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Confessions of a submariner: "Forget The Hunt for Red October or Crimson Tide. If you want to know what it's like on a submarine, watch Down Periscope"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reports that mass killings are contagious for about 13 days. Unsurprisingly, this is about the same length of time CNN covers these kinds of stories
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you finally get around to checking your bills, and find out you owe fifty billion more than you thought?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First US death from measles in twelve years is a woman who had a weakened immune system. We can't blame the anti-vaxxers for certain, but we can connect the dots
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Despite his best efforts, Jim Carrey contributed something positive to autism awareness
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
After two years of trying to get his two black labs to fetch with no results, man finally realizes they're two black bears
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A day at the beach
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(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Boring 5th of July ready headline: "Floridians urged to leave the fireworks to the professionals"
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Which is better, #1 or #2?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: I can't stop thinking about my boyfriend's threesome
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Reporter named Sarah O'Connor tweets about the VW factory robot killing a worker. Then epicness happens
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"You're fired and fark your hair, too"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody -- Sarah Palin has solved California's drought crisis. "They should just build more reservoirs"
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(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
"Flying a drone" is a crime according to Officer Madeitup
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Enjoy refreshing fruits this summer.. The Fark way. Show us how you cool down as you liquor up
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(Stitcher)
 
 
 
In this Farkcast, Drew talks about his autonomous cannon. Surprisingly, that is not a euphemism
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Are you worried about your neighbor's gun collection? Try living next door to a German man with a tank
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Murder. You?" "I had a fake service dog"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Flag-burning group Disarm The Police make a panicked call to their new best friends, the police
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these worker ants
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
What you should know about your body's biggest organ. No, not that one
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Editorial staff at Salon.com have voted to unionize. A move that is sure to mirror the success of America's auto industry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says his temper is the result of "controlled anger." Just like his girth is a result of his "disciplined appetite"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists say they will be able to work out when Yellowstone is going to erupt again at least 10 months before it happens. Which is plenty of time to pack up and start a new life on another planet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Slightly disbelieving that they actually have to say this, the TSA would like to remind everyone travelling this 3th of July Holiday, that no, you may NOT pack fireworks in your luggage, yes, even the lame ones like sparklers
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Which one of these sentences probably should've been kept out of a 3-year-old boy's obituary? c.) "His uncle Charlie taught him how to keep that pimp hand strong"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
THIS JUST IN: The Lock Ness UFO has been debunked - Nessie unavailable for comment
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Dylan Roof's enterprising sister wants you all to pay for her wedding because her stupid brother RUINED EVERYTHING. She will, however, generously give 10% to the church her brother shot up
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(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Movie theater defends having sexy 'Magic Mike XXL' party where kids are coming to watch 'Inside Out' by saying it was only happening "for a couple of hours"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why isn't the middle class earning $156,000?
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(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
Robots violate first law. World conquest soon to follow
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Here are words that can't be resisted so yes it is clickbait. C'mon, you know you want to click to see what they are
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Pope Francis will meet with prisoners, immigrants and the homeless on his U.S. visit. Apparently he's going to spend some time in Los Angeles
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC issues statement responding to the 44 complaints it received over the Kanye West Glastonbury broadcast: "We issued a warning it was possible to be offended by not only his foul language, but the horribleness of what he calls singing"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hawaii state rep, who goes around smashing homeless peoples' shopping carts with sledge hammer, gets beatdown from homeless guys he was harassing
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
"The Sioux Falls resident apparently believes that if she were to marry her dog this would prove that gay marriage is wrong, although you would be hard pressed to figure out how"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Science explains why you always forget where you parked your car, moron
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The definition of chutzpah: Americans build giant robot, challenge Japan to a duel
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists on aliens: "Something does not add up, and badly. We should not be alone, but we are"
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Baltimore police will now have to figure out a new way to rough up suspects without being caught on camera. Police transport vans are out
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(The Times Gazette)
 
 
 
Baltimore man arrested as suspect in fire in Baltimore CVS store, but the real story is that the Police Commissioner said the fire caused "over $1 billion in damage to the store and its contents." Did their Gold Bond really contain gold?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
One third of Americans, mostly white men over 55, own guns. In other news, a third of America is still white
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this domesticated dino
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Maybe you shouldn't put the "GRAPHIC WARNING" caption BELOW the picture you are warning people about. (Graphic Warning: Article includes picture of deceased prison escapee)
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(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reports of shooter at Washington Naval Yard. This is not a repeat of 2 years ago
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mysterious amnesia woman in CA finally identified and reunited with family
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Do NOT get high on marijuana and go to Burger King. Especially with your 5-month-old baby (w/mugshots)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Flipper flips out
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
KKK: 'We are going to stage a march in support of the Confederate Battle Flag." Sons of Confederate Veterans: "Thanks, but we're good. We've got this"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
The most patriotic states: Virginia, Washington and Colorado. The least patriotic: Rhode Island, New Jersey and New York
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DJ for kid parties arrested on sex charges. In other news, since when did kid parties start having DJs?
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
If only there had been some convenient remedy he could have employed to keep the shark from capsizing his small craft. Perhaps a larger manner of conveyance might have been in order
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently the pilot in the deadly TransAsia Airlines plane that crashed into a river earlier this year picked the wrong time to ask for the fish dish when picking engines to throttle
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Because of this whole drought thing, some communities in California won't let you light fireworks this 4th of July
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The War on Christianity heats up as the Episcopal Church votes to allow same sex couples to marry in their churches
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever get that gnawing feeling that something in the apartment is wrong?
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what's worse. That Allegiant Airlines thinks unaccompanied minors are baggage or that a Florida 15 year old doesn't have enough common sense to handle a flight delay
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Don't post a picture on social media of a woman pushing a 1-year-old in a stroller while carrying a 5-year-old in a baby carrier if you value your job
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man applies to have two mothers-in-law. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG or just padding your case for a possible future insanity plea
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you plan to rob a bank after you get out of prison, don't rob the same one you robbed years ago
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
What a tool
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Archeologists discover Iron Age warrior lived even after an arrow was shot into his spine. You don't fark with Iron Age warriors, and some archer figured that out 2,600 years ago
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(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Four juveniles have been identified and charged for their involvement in the Eugene Civic Stadium fire
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Try to rob a former CNN anchor in her motel room? That's a shooting
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What's worse than an ear worm?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 530: "Contrast and Deep Shadows" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After long, harrowing ordeal and nightmarish legal disputes, rare Kafka manuscripts to be given to national library
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Father of Scientology leader David Miscavige to write tell-all book before dying under mysterious circumstances
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Science figures out the most effective tactic in any negotiation: crying
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Uber proudly announces its drivers are now able to shoot you if you try to rob them, just a like a real cabbie
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
A solemn occasion at the South Carolina State House as the confederate flag is retired.... Just kidding--a carload of rednecks showed up and a street brawl broke out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Excuse me, ma'am, for this question I don't see a box labeled 'NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS'"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
It's a world gone mad. Hordes of locusts cover the countryside. Dogs and cats living together. Peas in your guacamole
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(The Province)
 
 
 
Worst. Job. Evar: "Last year, Vancouver collected 21,000 kilograms of dog feces from 54 bins at eight parks. The bins are collected by contractors, who open each bag by hand'
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(Grammarly)
 
 
 
The Exclamation Comma may not be the punctuation mark you want, but it is the punctuation mark you need
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tradition of the ages
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man gives wife second wedding after losing her memory in car crash
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A seventh shark has attacked a North Carolina beach
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Right up there with the Ticino Switzerland spaghetti trees, we have a pizza farm in Minneapolis
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Do you encrypt your data? According to UK PM Cameron, that makes you a terrorist-loving pedophile
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time: Somebody invents an iPhone case that looks like a handgun
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're going to travel outside the UK you're going to need to know how to fight and defeat bears so here's a handy guide
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
What you drink by the state you live in. Most likely whiskey
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"So what did you learn in biology class today students?" "Ummmm... we watched you kill two cute bunnies with a captive bolt stun gun and then dissect them"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The robot uprising has begun
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coke trafficking linked to high number of deaths in Mexico
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The perils of home improvement when living in Jerusalem: you can't even convert your basement into a rec room without stumbling over a "perfectly preserved 2,000-year old" this or "incredibly historically significant" that. Geesh
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(Traverse City Record-Eagle)
 
 
 
Since nothing brings communities closer together than a big beach ball
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Look lady, I don't care if you're a social worker. We simply can't have you doing welfare checks on abused and neglected children. There are case files that need losin'
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fashion to kilt for
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The system goes online June 29th, 2015. Human decisions are removed from photo identification. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes racist at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, June 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And while they're in the neighborhood, ISIS picks a fight with Hamas
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Happy DOMINION Day, united-empire loyalists & British colonialists
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The US has active terror investigations going on in all 50 states, which raises the question: what is there to even target in Rhode Island?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Armless piano playing, horse-back riding, scuba diving, plane piloting woman earns black belt in Tae Kwon Do. She can kick your ass, she just can't hand it to you -- not that you'd have one left after she was through with it anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Did you leave a giant handprint on the Declaration of Independence? If so, the National Archives would like a word with you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New study shows going vegan can lead to weight loss, malnutrition, and a smug sense of self-accomplishment
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(WDAY Fargo)
 
 
 
Doug died
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Look up in the sky, is it a bird, is it a plane? No its Supermoran
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"10... 9.. .8.. 7.. .6.. .5.. 4.. 3.. 2...1" *flick* *puff*puff* *hooooooold* *exhale* *SMILE*
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar's sisters may have forgiven him, but the one victim he isn't related to has a lawyer who isn't the forgiving type
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. And then you have the guy who runs into the ocean to punch sharks
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
This one anti-gay radio lady is pretty sure that gay rainbow White House display made God mad enough to send starving Muslims to do 9/11 to America again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today in slang: 'Lower than a snake wearing snowshoes' refers to A) a dirty politician, B) a cheatin' ex, or C) a Canadian potato terrorist
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pope plans to do cocaine on his trip to South America. BEST. POPE. EVER
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
In fairness, there wasn't a "no-snakes" sign on the door
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The wall is red, and must stay that way. The wall is red, and must stay that way. THE WALL IS RED, AND MUST STAY THAT WAY
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
According to Drew, headlines that ask a question automatically get answered no. "Should you stay friends with your ex on Facebook?" Or in this case, hell no
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fire at black church possibly act of God
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
For sale: Former prison with a mountain view, sleeps hundreds of people, has showers where bad things happened
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House intruder to Obama: You're "very in touch with your feminine side. That's what makes you so wonderful"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
So, if you're having trouble booking a flight to Delaware today, we've got some bad news for you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK parliament warns people on the dangers of ferrets & trouser legs
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Wolf of Wall Street
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol, when they do the Bristol Stomp. Hamilton... not so much
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Couple bragging about giving up their cars say the savings are totally worth it as they wait at a bus stop wondering how they'll ever go camping again
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney World flushes a plan to sell desserts shaped like animal poop
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You probably never heard of Tottori Prefecture until they got a Starbucks. Here is what else they have, and make sure you have a cushion placed strategically under you chin when your jaw drops before you click the link
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Serve up some poutine, crack open a cold Kokanee, dust off your extra "U"s, and apologize to a stranger. It's your annual celebration of all things Canuck. Happy 148th, Canada. (Sorry)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Instead of seasoning your grilled corn on the cob with butter and salt, why not season it with caramel, wine reduction, or mayo?
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida finally gets the ranking it truly deserves
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California woman gets lost, gives birth, fights off bees, survives on apples and starts a wildfire. The Aristocrats
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Remember that woman with the "Relentlessly Gay" yard? Can you say $43k GoFundMe scam?
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Tue June 30, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
African-American church in South Carolina, which was previously burned by the KKK, is on fire again
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Built in 1962 and closed to the public since the company's demise in 2001, the futuristic TWA terminal at NY's JFK airport is still in remarkably great condition. It's as if George, Jane, Judy, Elroy and Astro could move right in
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pretentious Englishmen of the 18th century visited hipster coffee shops with the equivalent of Ye Olde Macbookes. "Young law students would arrive at their coffee house, newspapers in hand, and saunter away their time, admiring one another's get-ups"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Georgian teens riot in a Walmart for "fun," causing $2,000 in damages. With Walmart's low prices, though, who knows how much damage was really done?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Helicopter parents. New hotness: Chemical warfare equipped helicopter parents
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farm scene from Maumee, Ohio, 1988
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
After deadline passes, IMF declares that Greece is in arrears, not really understanding how Greece rolls
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NIMBY-est neighbors EVER welcome new veggie burger place to their East Village neighborhood by gluing rocks to the tree planters so people can't sit on them
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(Conservative Post)
 
 
 
"All those Facebook rainbow photos are like SO June 27th"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If your summer plans included going to see the statue of Satan on the grounds of the Oklahoma capital building, I am afraid I have some bad news for you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Special Surveillance Court allows the U.S. Government to resume bulk data collections. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
All y'all whose METALLY ILL, Google it
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Now more Girl Scouts than ever will get to go to camp, and it's all because of one terrible bigot
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sorry, University of Missouri, The Hillary is a little out of your price range. With The Chelsea, you can still get a real Clinton, but for 75% less
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(The Local)
 
 
 
How do you say "Peter Piper picked a pack of pecker peppers" in Spanish?
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Pope's visit to the U.S. includes Mass at Madison Square Garden. He'll outdraw the Knicks, that's for sure
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these feigning fan girls
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Portland pastor: "Yes, let's look at 'Biblical Marriage.' We have marrying your deceased brother's widow, marrying your rapist (50 coin payment first), handing out women of conquered nations, and let's not forget marrying your slaves"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dihydrogen Monoxide will kill you and everyone you care about
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
And there you were, thinking the anti-vaccination people couldn't get any weirder
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
PayPal dials down deliberate user abuse from a planned 11 back to their current 8
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(Some Lawyer)
 
 
 
Quietly and with little fanfare, Nevada just made it legal to sleep it off in your car
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
London: the city that's become so unlivable, even Los Angeles is a step up
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(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
Do NOT fark with Tunisian contractors - they will take your terrorist ass out using just roof tiles
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(Libsyn)
 
 
 
Tucker Max may have finally grown up
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The one thing that people never understand about their cats. Well, two things if you count that whole 'licking my own butthole' thing
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(The Local)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed's fermented herring video is an insult to Sweden, according to surströmming expert and pretty much anyone who's been forced to watch a BuzzFeed video before
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber attends five-day church conference in Sydney, says his life is changed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: It's wedding season, and I'm trying to think of an implausible scenario to write you about that won't be repetitive. Can we get a best-of column featuring the best examples of wedding questions you've received? That'd be swell"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyers argue that he is not a public figure. (Bill Cosby is a writer and performer currently experiencing legal trouble)
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(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Greece finds unique way to solve its budget problem
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man seriously injured after he lost control of his bicycle when it skidded over the gooey remains of an alligator
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(New Europe)
 
 
 
Greece is no longer flirting with disaster; they have moved in together and bought a puppy
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Judge issues orders in Hulk Hogan vs. Gawker trial. He cannot be addressed as the Hulkster, but he can be allowed one "plain bandana." "This is not going to be a carnival"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man shoots and kills his girlfriend in a hotel after an argument over who got what drugs escalated
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS modernizes its religious laws to 15th century standards, begins executing women for witchcraft and sorcery
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow in Florida, you will be able to buy "64-ounce beer containers known as 'growlers' and get them filled at breweries." And here are the rest of the new laws that take effect in our favorite state July 1
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(New Europe)
 
 
 
The Greek government insists that a "no" vote on Sunday will not mean an exit from the euro
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this most welcome visitor
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
So, you thought body cams would deter police brutality, did you?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Real life angry birds are much more terrifying than the game
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Hyundai replaces GM as official automotive sponsor of the NFL
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Wenatchee wildfire is "like watching a natural disaster within arm's reach". ... LIKE?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
After residents in one neighborhood complain about a billboard advertising a strip club, the strip club wraps itself up in the First Amendment and vows to make even racier billboards. Just kidding, they take it down so nobody's offended
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Caption this hugfest
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks to John Oliver, here's a great way to waste your leap second
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Science says that bacon is so delicious because of the 150 chemicals that are released when you cook it
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: The F-16's 1970s-era design was so advanced and futuristic that it defeats the modern-day F-35 in dogfights... every time
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oregon giving away free marijuana to celebrate legalization: "Starting July 1, it will be legal for adults 21 or older to possess and use recreational marijuana. Residents can grow up to 4 plants per residence, as long as they are out of public view"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In the most Florida story ever, former Florida State Seminoles mascot stabbed to death over argument about gumbo spices
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Okay, you're a sect of Orthodox Jews and you badly want to send your people to protest the whole gay marriage and pride parade thing ... but you don't dare let your people see gay people with their own eyes. What to do, what to do?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Greeks ditching Euro and switching to a worthless currency. No, not that one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds link between citrus fruits and melanoma. Time to find a new mixer for your vodak
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've always wanted to spit seeds out of your grilled cheese, you're in luck. Watermelon toast is now a thing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Great Wall of China soon becoming the 'used to be' Great Wall of China because of erosion. No wonder you can't see it from space anymore
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(KATU)
 
 
 
What used to be one of the oldest wooden outdoor stadiums in the U.S. caught fire in Eugene, OR
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The 12 worst companies to work for. Surprisingly, Assistant Crack Whores, Inc. didn't make the list this year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bishop in Paraguay REALLY picked the wrong papacy to start embezzling money meant for the poor
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman vanishes after snorkeling off Curacao. Apparently you can't really tell when that stuff goes bad
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: WTFark? WTFinished
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New airport terminal in Pyongyang opens amid reports that Kim Jong Un was so unhappy with its design that he had the architect executed. People in Denver perk up and say, "You can DO that?"
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to Texas: Don't like the same sex marriage ruling? Well here's one on your abortion restrictions, too
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these leafy greens
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Your Confederate flag cake was rejected by Walmart. Do you c) make an ISIS cake to prove your point?
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(Grind TV)
 
 
 
Goldfish wins hide-and-seek game for seven years
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
"You can't prove I am the person who shot at that SUV" "Ma'am, they have cellphone video of you shooting at them." "Oops"
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(WVOW Radio)
 
 
 
Thugs follow you home and beat you senseless because you: (a) owe a drug debt, (b) owe a gambling debt, or (c) are behind on the water bill
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Habla Americanol?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The copyright troll going after sci-fi GIF artists is a man who says he talks to an alien from the future because honestly what else did you expect
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bright fellow
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(WTFark)
 
 
 
It's the WTFark series finale and one last chance to tell them they suck. Oh, and it's about a vagina beauty contest (not safe for work)
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
What's the shortest way to say, "I don't know how marriage or human reproduction works" at the same time?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Anarchy. Lawlessness. A dystopian, Mad-Max... children's gaming forum? This is what happens when moderators get fired
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Ghost hunters checking out abandoned hospital find what they were looking for
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
KKK wants Whittier whiteyer
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that mercury emissions and other hazardous air pollutants from power plants are good for you and you should continue to choke on them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man forgets glasses, mistakenly buys winning lottery ticket
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Puppy porta-potties are now the #1 new thing
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Bad: you flick your cigarette out and accidentally burn a person OMGWTFBAD: You flick your cigarette out and burn almost 500 people
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Crime boss Whitey Bulger's advice to young people: go to law school
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What happens when three unknown objects show-up on a space station vide***Please Standby, Currently Experiencing Technical Difficulties***
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Angry man goes to TV station's Facebook page to complain about them changing their colors to support gay marriage. The problem? it's an NBC station, and their peacock color scheme is about 50 years old
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Just because you moonlight as a mystical energy healer, that doesn't mean you can't also work as the Chief Executive of the Tasmanian Health Service... Apparently
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
And now for 'It's not only not news but completely unhinged news' article of the day: U.S.citizens sign a petition to ban America's stars and stripes and replace it with a pyramid to "signify the new world order"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
A flat miner
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Neighbors were excited to learn a new placed called The Juice Bar was going up in an old building. That excitement ended when they realized it was a strip club
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(Fark)
 
 
 
SCOTUS affirms Mitt Romney's healthcare plan, wildlife officials make little Boo Boo and euthanize wrong bear, and Toshiro Mifune honored with Hollywood star, letter opener: a few of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 6/21 - 6/27
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
All you minions that just have enough money for your once a year staycation can rest now knowing the great Hamptons helicopter crisis is over ...for now
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
America's most endangered historical places, so go visit them while you still can
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Burger chain will begin offering grasshopper milkshakes with real grasshopper
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get ready for Falkland War #2, Argentinian judge orders asset seizure from British and American companies looking for oil deposits around the island
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(The Right Scoop)
 
 
 
How to turn the other cheek when someone who disagrees with spits on you. Oh.. and stay classy you two who did this to a priest at the gay marriage pride parade in NYC, you bring your cause shame
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Now that they've won marriage equality, it's time for the LBGT movement to determine their next step. Mandatory gay sex classes in elementary schools? Forced gay marriage? Mandatory sex reassignments for everyone? The future is wide open
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The penis is enjoying a renaissance
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Woman in American hospital suffering amnesia has no idea who she is, has trouble believing that she was ever meant to be a working-class mother of four married to a carpenter
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual chair and its occupant
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sure Mr. U Mad, you'll have to pay for it later, but driving your 4x4 on top of your love rival's car and posting it on Facebook can relieve the tension
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Biotech firm unveils plan to save the rhinos. It might actually work, and it's totally legal
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas clerks don't have to issue marriage licenses to gay people
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda to ISIS: Even we're sick and tired of you guys
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin now says the "huge disappointment to (her) family" was actually planned, so ha ha, the laugh's on you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While everyone wasn't looking, Puerto Rico, which has a population roughly the size of MS, has run up $72 billion dollars in debt -- equal to two moon landing programs -- and is broke
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
McDonald's hoping to lure back customers with the McLobster. That might just McWork
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"His reign of terror came to a predictable climax," say neighbors of a man arrested for murder after an argument over dog feces in a yard escalated fairly quickly
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Sixteen people hit by lightning in the mountains near Denver, 1 dog dead
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(Greenwich Free Press)
 
 
 
Trucks? In Mianus? It's more likely than you think
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