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Sun June 21, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Police officer afraid of dog shoots 4 year old in the leg
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Tara the cat receives Hero Dog award
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this starry night
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Block party. Shotgun blasts. Handgun shots. 10 people in the hospital. Just another Saturday night in Philly
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Meet Ben Steele: artist, educator, Bataan survivor, and owner of a clanking pair of brass balls
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The day we can measure the size of a pizza in kilometers has arrived
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
And this little piggy survived a freeway crash and now has a forever home
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Make fun of Stonehenge, huh? The Druids wait until the Solstice to take their revenge
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Granny attempts to shoplift. With 5 year old grandson. Who she left behind. He has yet to be claimed by anybody
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Facility housing sex offenders holds garage sale. The biggest draw? All the children's toys
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The first cut is the deepest
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old phone
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well... this is awkward
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Today is the Summer Solstice, the official start of summer and the "longest day of the year" for folks in the Northern Hemisphere. How do you plan to celebrate the day?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not even acupuncture could help California tortoise
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Post releases Ice Cream Sherbet Pebbles cereal, will pull it immediately after they learn people incorrectly pronounce it as SHERBERT
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The beginning of the end for irritating drivers: 'middle lane hogger' given huge fine"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suddenly, the rainbow appears to become solid and, I venture, edible
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Americans no longer want craft beer; they want craft whiskey
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Everybody wants to wear flip-flops in the summer. And it makes no sense
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Today's odd world record comes to us from these 66 surfers who happen to fit onto one surfboard at the same time. Hang 660?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
All British children to be infected with autism after September
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
There is a world record being set in Michigan involving doughnuts, well when isn't it worth mentioning doughnuts?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pakistan Air Force pilot gains army of Twitter fans for his eerie resemblance to Top Gun-era Tom Cruise. Better watch your back, PAF Goose
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Suburban idiots who move out to the country for the quiet life are learning the hard way that there's more to a septic system than "cool, no more sewer bills"
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man who obviously has too much money pays $2,800 for a watermelon during a Japanese auction
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"I think we're going to buy a big old steak for her because she likes food and I think she deserved a steak tonight, no doubt about it"
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two guys waiting for the bus
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(Some Spontn80)
 
 
 
CSB 8th annual Father's Day thread: What would you say to your Dad today if you could? Fathers, what would you say to your child?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The very reason why you idiots should not text and walk at the same time, unless of course you can also chew gum
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Alcoholics Anonymous turns 80. Don't raise a glass
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio: 'In the wake of the South Carolina church shootings, I will send my deputies out to patrol black churches in Phoenix." Black church leaders: "Uh, thanks, but we're good"
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(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Mom shocked, SHOCKED at the sight of the Teddy Bear christening cake bakery made for her (Not safe for cake decorators)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Because Western collectors are reluctant to repatriate Chinese treasures looted over the last centuries, the Chinese have hit upon a better way of getting them back
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man shot during gun safety class in Orange County
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah minor league team cancels "Caucasian Heritage Night" in wake of Charleston shootings. In unrelated news, Utah minor league team was planning on celebrating "Caucasian Heritage Night"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Confident that those anonymous comments you made on some news article won't come back and bite? Yeah, about that
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The picture Adolf Hitler never wanted people to see
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Judge rules against tit for tatt
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT), it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music on public radio hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You know how people say cops have the best drugs? They don't. Their dealers do, though
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Sat June 20, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Had Canada not abolished the death penalty in 1976 this 56-year old man would be getting the chair
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
When is all the monk-on-monk crime going to end?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A beer so horrible that Americans can't get enough of it is facing a shortage
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
If you are flying over Portugal today, keep an alert eye out for 70,000 Homing Pigeons
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fashionable traffic cones
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man flags down police officers to ask for help. Officers give it their best shot
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Ten years ago firefighters save a unconscious 13-year-old girl from a fire after someone threw several Molotov cocktails in to a building. On Friday those firefighters attended the girl's college graduation. "It's touching for both of us"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Red Devil parachutist owes his teammate a beer after he was caught in mid-air when his chute failed. (Yes, there is video)
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
If after being rescued from raging floodwaters, the rescue crew tells you to stay away from the water, you MIGHT want to listen to them
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance, he'd kill you, and everyone you cared about
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Welp, this should put to rest any doubts as to the motive for Dylann Roof's murderous rampage. Are you listening, Fox News? Hello? Hello?
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Murder suspect found hiding in a refrigerator. Deputies believe the murderer is (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) cold blooded
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ball examination
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Catholics have been demanding climate change for years, but no one listened until the pope and his goofy hat stood up for it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At least 3 dead and 34 injured after man drives his car in to a crowds of shoppers at 90mph before going on a stabbing spree
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Budweiser truck crashes with 300 barrels of beer on board. Nothing of value was lost. Except maybe the truck
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(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
According to FBI Director James Comey, taking the time to plan and carry out a racially-based church shooting where one yells "you rape our women and are taking over this country" is not considered terrorism because it wasn't "politically motivated"
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(WWL)
 
NewsFlash
 
New Orleans officer shot & killed while transporting suspect, manhunt underway
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Saskatoon man subdues neighbor's attacker by beating him with a bat. Bonus: makes him call the cops himself
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
The word of the day is "crack rental." Try to use it in a sentence before lunch
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(Carscoops)
 
 
 
You will be able to drive faster on the Autobahn than on the Nürburgring
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
1.5kg of cocaine found in implants. Now that's a big bust
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate steals her kids' welfare money so she can get a boob job. Bonus: Boob job was botched, now she wants her health insurance to pay for a repair
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
Snowflakes-with-tenure take over final exam grading: you got a 35? That's a passing grade, and here's your medal. You got a 99? That's a microaggression. Report to central administration for sensitivity training
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
"You shoot like a girl" is a compliment in Arizona
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you drink Guinness, you should listen to U2. If you drink Red Stripe, you should listen to Bob Marley. And if you drink Stella Artois, you should listen to Gotye
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
'Relentlessly gay' fundraiser to cover Baltimore home in rainbows surpasses $30K. Fabulous
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Hot man wants to cool down, so he decides to pour milk all over himself. While naked and dancing. Inside a Walmart. Giggity?
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Everyone panic, it's the plague. This is not a repeat of the twelfth century (though it could be)
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sofa and ottoman
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Medical examiner says young man died from natural causes. Family insists he died from flesh-eating virus caught while swimming, which is silly because everybody knows vibrio vulnificus is a bacteria
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Back when us Boomers were kids, we weren't stupid like kids are nowadays, posting pics of themselves sneaking into neighbors' hot tubs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Matilda the 'Alien Cat' just wants to cuddle on Caturday. She's suffering from an eye disorder that makes her look like an anime character
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
FIFA's $30 million vanity film rakes in $918 in box office receipts. No gooooooooooooooal
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
(now former) Texas firefighter is today's proud recipient of the Rick Perry 'Dumbest farking thing to come out of a human's mouth this week' award for his Facebook post that the Charleston shooter "needs to be praised for the good deed he has done"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Former CEO of red light camera vendor pleads guilty to fraud and bribing politicians
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Fri June 19, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Get ready, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. I'd tell you to take off your pants first, but I know you better than that
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Dad does what a modern dad does, dresses up like Little Mermaid for his disabled daughter. Bonus: Wins TV station's "Totally Modern Dad" award
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Wife tries to run husband and his girlfriend off the ... wait, up in the sky: it's a bird, no it's a plane ... it's DARWIN MAN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Remember the Calico"
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop whatever's going on here
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Bad news Apple fanjoys, your brand new uber expensive Apple Watch, it's obsolete. Yes, already
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
MTA ponders replacing "Stand clear of the closing doors, please" with "Please move closer to the man masturbating on your right, or the woman who smells like week-old heroin bender on your left"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Navy has the legendary SEALs, The Army has their Green Berets and Rangers, and the Marines have....? Well, since "MARSOC" doesn't exactly "pop" the Marines have decided to revive the WWII-era "Raider" designation instead
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas doctor indicted for billing for 205 hours. In one day. Several lawyers want to defend him, primarily to find out the best way to copy his billing program
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Best Korea has best cure for MERS, Ebola, SARS and AIDS. Scientists developed Kumdang-2 from ginseng grown from fertilizer mixed with rare-earth elements
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man who crashed into Taco Bell told EMT he wanted to kill himself. EMT responded by saying "you could've just eaten there"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
ProTip: When reporting a lifeless body in a field to the police please make sure it's not a deflated Papa Smurf balloon
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
"I want people to know they're not invincible", says 20 year-old sage after 60' fall from tree into river, almost drowning, several surgeries and a few weeks in the hospital. Yes, alcohol was involved
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Since the internet is now a utility, the FCC votes to subsidize Internet access for low income Americans
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(WTFark)
 
 
 
The internet 2015: Video of good-looking ass being shot with gummi bears gets 2 million clicks. And no it's not Rylander (not safe for work)
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sportsman's sword
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(Time)
 
 
 
MERS confirmed in South East Asia, will be known as SEARS: Cough your way
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
One Million Moms outrage du jour? LESBIAN YOGURT
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
U.S. patent office rejects state of Tennessee's application to trademark Infamous $46K TN logo, on grounds that it is simply not a logo worth protecting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hikers: Hey this thunderstorm is getting really bad. I know, let's take refuge inside that giant obelisk standing by itself in the clearing over there
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Welcome to Seattle. Watch out for the crows
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(Younilife)
 
 
 
Pack it in folks. No more inventing needs to be done. Behold: Squeezable bacon
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(Crawley News)
 
 
 
And the dumbest burglar award goes to...these guys who locked themselves in a walk-in freezer and nearly died
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado deploys tiny wasps from China to fight tree-killing beetles
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Dumbasses warned to be cautious when rubber-rafting on a fast-moving, torrential, flooded river
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old & (almost) Busted: Thigh gap. New and WTF: Collarbone Club
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(Top Gear)
 
 
 
Ford unveils new 750 HP Shelby Super Snake and it will only set you back about $50k more than a GT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bent but not broken: Some interesting photos of a young girl's struggle with scoliosis
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(Vice)
 
 
 
IPAs give you man boobs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NYC inmate goes 64 sheets to the wind
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Walmart is resurrecting its door greeters in hopes that will restore lost sales
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart won't joke about Charleston: 'We Still Won't Do Jackshiat.' I have to agree with both positions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I feel betrayed," says husband of the woman who arranged for him to be murdered by two prison escapees. Well. One would just assume
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why people hate to hear the word "moist"? Here comes the MOOOIIISSTTT science
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Stowaway descends on London faster than plane. Second stowaway decides to ride plane to airport
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
You may not believe Florida Man has Jedi powers, but when you see his mugshot, you will... you will
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides that a judge committed unethical acts as an attorney and never should have been elected. Of course there would be one state that actually has judicial ethical standards
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Restoration of Rome's Colosseum reaches its final stages. American tourists immediately complain about the poor parking, lack of luxury corporate boxes, the need for a domed roof
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Easiest. DUI. Arrest. Ever. Drunk guy drives to police station and asks to be arrested
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ladies (and men), do you want the perfect boyfriend that will hold you tight and cuddle you for hours after sex? Here he is, the southern dumpling squid
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
America's nuclear facilities are so antiquated we're on the verge of a Dr. Strangelove scenario. Who's got the Vera Lynn album ready?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What if the other side won the war?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the seventh straight year, the best beer in America IS...way better than the swill that you're drinking
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
White man leaves letter taped to the door of a black church in Denver. The result was surprisingly not what you'd think
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
High School bans valedictorian from graduation ceremonies because he talks back to his teachers. School officials say they're glad they got to press the independent thought alarm just one more time on this kid
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Cape Canaveral, we have a problem
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear Wayne and Wanda: I'm in a serious relationship with my boyfriend. Is it okay to stay in touch with this hot stud I met on Tinder just in case things don't work out?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The best 'Jurassic World' spoof photos from zookeepers around the world
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In Florida, if you've got the money you can hire a private judge to hear your case. What could go wrong?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Androids do indeed dream of electric sheep. But what do iPhones dream of?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan state senator proves stupid is as stupid says
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Oldest known eagle dies. Glenn Frey, Don Henley still in good health
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Go home, dog, you're stoned
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(io9)
 
 
 
The most evil creature on earth? The sparrow, of course
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Thu June 18, 2015
(Patch)
 
 
 
Drunken man on 'mobility scooter' flees cops after exposing himself to girl. What a rascal
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(The Root)
 
 
 
And then there were two (remaining living persons born in the 19th century)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
School creates 'texting lane' for morans who can't bothered to pull their noses out of their phones
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(Education Week)
 
 
 
Ohio school district names one out of every five precious graduating snowflakes as valedictorian. No word regarding when the rest will sue for emotional distress
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Probably not the best day to put a gun advert on the front page of a Charleston newspaper. Just sayin'
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(KVI 570 AM)
 
 
 
Overachieving 12-year-old girls advocate for CPR training by saving their friend's freaking life
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Canadian
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Russia announces plan to be punched in the face by Buzz Aldrin
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Rural life: Finding a deer in your church. Fark: Church is in Detroit
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of shooting into a neighbor's home says he was actually shooting at some snakes and one of the bullets must have ricocheted into the house. Bonus: His mugshot
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Rachel Dolezal angrily says she will not resign from Spokane Police Commission, says the issue isn't as black and white as it may seem
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkey is VERY upset that nobody has asked how THEY feel about all the ISIS-ass kicking the Kurds have been doing lately
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
After inventing Dad-bod trend, trendhunters now proclaim "schlub fashion" the style of the summer
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(Estately)
 
 
 
This map of famous Kevins is going out to all the Kevins in the house
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you've been arrested for having sex with your wife's Shih Tzu and the story makes the headlines and everyone in town knows about it, it doesn't help your reputation that much if police later say maybe you didn't do it after all
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(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Side-Salad-Showdown .. Which is best? Coleslaw or Potato Salad? Tell us how you make yours. Bonus for pics
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this foot collection
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In keeping with its tradition of absolutely everything on the continent being lethal, Australia announces it has just invented.... carrot beer?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Strategic Forecasting (StratFor) has just released its predictions for the world in the coming decade: And I, for one, welcome our new Polish overlords
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The new season of True Detective is a direct reply to all the basement dwelling nerds outraged that their fevered ruminations on the symbology of coffee mugs in the first season made them look dumb
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(Americablog)
 
 
 
New deal would create jobs in rural state... nah just kidding, Nestle are closing in on a lucrative water privatization deal in Oregon
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
FLOTUS vows to never slow down, never surrender, as long as people, somewhere, are still eating food that tastes good
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dynamite Monkey. New Hotness: Selfie Monkey
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Bourbon And Bacon Festival Is A Religious Calling." Amen, brothers and sisters, amen
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The White House waited 4 weeks to notify the public that the personal information of millions of federal employees had been hacked, which can only mean ... HACKGHAZI
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
High school installing gunshot detection system despite concerns that it would violate student right to fire guns at school anonymously
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
60% of New York City residents speak a language other than English at home, not including Brooklynese
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ladies, do you have lovely labia? Is your vulva visually enchanting? Have we got the beauty contest for you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You can now buy your very own airship. Even better, it looks just like a flying buttocks
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dylann Roof arrested in Shelby, NC
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Australian university confuses Jeopardy with real life, accidentally hands out the exam answers, not the questions
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Thanks humanity. You've just made the entire west coast toxic. Everyone grab a bucket and sponge and start cleaning up
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
As a side note concerning the drought in California, things are getting a lot weirder... as if they could in California
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're out drinking and you meet two busty ladies named Rachel Matt and Davina Sweat, you may want to hold off on inviting them back to your place
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Divorce causes bitter ex-husband to split everything in half. Difficulty: chainsaw
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this FedEx truck's customers
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're Stephen Hawking's son, it's okay if you use his wheelchair as a Go-Kart
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Fugitive wearing a 'You Can Run But You Can't Hide' t-shirt caught by police
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(9 News)
 
 
 
"Pot pubs" would be permitted under proposed Denver ordinance. How this would work with state-wide smoking ban remains to be seen
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
We've just landed at Fort Riley, Kansas, on an area they call Big K. It's an ugly planet, a Bug planet... a planet hostile to life as we know ARRRGHH
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now in their 90s, former kamikaze pilots debunk stereotypes, just by being alive for starters
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Russian official, Vladimir "Crazy Ivan" Markin, says the U.S. wants to declare themselves overlords of international football affairs and are just slandering the good name of FIFA officials because of the movie "Capricorn One"...or something
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh man uses sex toy to rob bank, charged with possession of a facsimile weapon of ass destruction
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Police apprehend cock-hungry beaver
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(CBC)
 
 
 
RCMP officer goes beyond the call of duty
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Husband of former prison worker who helped two inmates escape: No way I'm standing behind her
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
U.S. Treasury Secretary to announce the printing of a new 7 dollar bill
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rich asshole who made a fortune on gambling buys up tens of thousands of acres of Florida wetlands and turned them into a nature preserve. Wait, WHAT?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cleveland grocery chain pulls beer called 'Sweet Baby Jesus' after customers complained about the name
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 528: "Double Entendre" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 17, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mass shooting at Charleston, SC church. Update: nine confirmed fatalities including state senator
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
We may have reached peak hop
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston Police Academy graduates its first openly gay couple
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Indefinite incarceration deemed unconstitutional at Gitm--in Minnesota
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(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Florida man spends his days running through beach homes naked, saying "I just can't help it"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Remember: It is never "your dildo" that was left behind after your hotel check-out...it's always "a dildo"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Heinz ketchup bottle QR code sends German man to porn site he probably would have visited anyway
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fumigating fellow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, D.C. Farkers, but a federal investigation of the Metro has discovered significant flaws, including being "chronically understaffed and chaotic." You'll post here once you're finished choking on smoke
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Mommy, anything for me?" "Sorry. We tried, sweetheart. Maybe your letter didn't go through"
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(Alice 97.3 San Francisco)
 
 
 
If mason jars are "relentlessly gay," why are they all the rage for hetero weddings these days?
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
When life gives you someone with vodka, life is about to take your cash and your iPad
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Teen accused of assaulting classmate in 'game' and by "game" TFA means "tagged in the bag" or "punched in the pinata" or "socked in the sack"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
"Alien UFO fires energy beam over U.S. Capitol, lands at secret ET base beneath White House"
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Fish and Wildlife removes eastern puma from endangered species list because it is extinct
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently, immigrant infants and toddlers are coming to the U.S. to steal our jobs
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Woman climbs tree to save cat, gets stuck, calls 911. Cat proceeds to climb down on its own. FARKING CAT
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Within two weeks, the Labor Department will announce what that rule is, what that new threshold is. And I can tell you that the shiat is going to hit the fan"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Tropical depression Bill to become post-tropical by Thursday. Man, Schoolhouse Rock has really dropped the ball since the '70s
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man claims KFC served him a fried rat. Yeah, sure; whatevSWEET ERUCTATING CTHULHU ON A PIMPED OUT POGO STICK
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dirt devil
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
It wasn't fracking. That was 42,800 gallons of freedom fluid that bubbled up on the streets of Arlington, TX
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Rachel Dolezal goes full birther on herself, seems totally sane
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The latest scourge on the environment is ... Nutella?
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Moran says the signs' implicit message is a barely veiled threat
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
'Operation True Grit' busts John Wayne. Apparently the police had a rat writ, writ for a rat
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Usually, when there's a problem in a police department, the officers come together to 'keep it in the family.' Unless, of course, that's the problem
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-Russians in east Ukraine to Russian "insurgents": if you could not use us as human shields all the time, that'd be great
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
City council rules you can bring your service dog or miniature horse into McDonald's, but kangaroos are right out
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(Michigan State University)
 
 
 
Step right up, Los Angeles and New Jersey - you win the "Most Untreated Sewage In The Water Supply" prize, US division
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dolezal: I also identify as an an English Romanticist landscape painter from the mid-19th century
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's true that scientists have always known of the existence of Caturday -- but now they know *why* it exists
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(10 News)
 
 
 
What do Jesus, Mary, and my 1988 Dodge Dakota all have in common?
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
It's not just cake bakers anymore. Here's an anti-gay DJ who won't spin radical tunes for a 60-year-old gay dude's birthday party, because of his religious freedom
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
The bizarre saga of the disabled Katrina refugee who was raped and kidnapped when her mom was murdered. It turns out she wasn't disabled, wasn't a Katrina refugee, wasn't raped, and wasn't kidnapped. Oh, and she's also charged with the murder
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Congressman writes bill to create a new government funded "Freedom News Network." The fact that a "personal friend" and donor already has such a network is purely coincidental
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
More medical research needed to confirm benefits of pot, doctors say amidst hushed giggling. "No really... (puff) ...we need lots... (puff) ...and lots more research"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Earlier reports that a lion escaped from the flooded Georgia zoo and killed a man are incorrect. It was a tiger
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It's not just you drawing overly wild conclusions about the 1 percent and how ostentatious they are, they REALLY are jerks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe just maybe the US government should rethink putting a lab for the nation's deadly diseases in the middle of tornado alley. I mean what could possibly go wrong?
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
You know you've got a problem when your bed can't handle your 32-stone weight without turning into a death machine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fate of entire species rests on world's only male northern white rhino--if only there were some kind of powder that would increase his potency
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
One across: "Pretty Welsh girl widely thought not to be all there." Two across: 'Will you marry me'
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Swiss investigators says FIFA investigation could take weeks ... um, months ... er, years to analyze 'suspicious' banking data. And ignore the men with the briefcases of cash in our offices. Nothing to see here, move along
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Who's benefiting from global warming? Jellyfish. Now stop peeing on my leg
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(CNN)
 
 
 
0bama fires up his weather machine to punish Texas patriots who saw through his Jade Helm ruse
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
California man arrested after conning people out of $300,000 by posing as an attorney. Apparently he was caught after police realized an actual attorney would have billed at least twice that amount
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russia is working on an anti-drone 'microwave gun', where it takes down drones and heats your burritos in 30 seconds
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Alternate history versions of famous photographs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's more fun than Tinder? A highly controlled, state-sponsored Iranian dating site to marry off unsightly singles
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So we wonder, why is a Chinese tycoon building a $50 billion canal in Nicaragua that no one wants?
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Chicopee, Massachusetts looking for people who want to grow and sell medical marijuana. Mayor Richard Kos: "This is an opportunity for the city"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Suggestive glamour girl pics of Rachel Dolezal from 2012 unearthed. Once you go faux-black, you never go back
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This woman is changing the lives of school girls everywhere. Period
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas jails 92-year-old woman after she goes berserk and destroys multiple fracking sites during a protest. Thanks, Governor Abbott, for saving us from her unhinged rampage. With photographic evidence of violent outburst that led to her arrest
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You win the game of Life if you're so old you need nursing care in your home and your nurse turns out to be a 21-year-old woman who decides to strip naked
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Cat gadgets every cat would kill for, or kill you for buying
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I TOLD you I was sick
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Calling the cops about neighbors' loud sex? That's a stabbing...with a rake
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man kills customer with ironing board, police press charges
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Southern Baptists to Supreme Court: You are NOT the final authority on gay marriage in America. Supreme Court to Southern Baptists: lol
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"I identify as black"
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Tue June 16, 2015
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Colorado State University now offering a Major in beer making. Man, finals are going to be awesome
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Welcome to Patriot Park: fun for the family, with a military twist. Lunch consists of army rations, shopping is for Vladimir Putin accessories, & instead of riding rollercoasters children can play with grenade launchers & climb over heavy weaponry
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lemony nose, concentrated, bubbly, with a soapy aftertaste
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Veterans Administration paid an arm and a leg for arms and legs
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these concrete waves
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Foam parties are the BEST...unless you're the U.S. military and they're the fire suppression systems built to protect the million dollar aircraft and they keep going off
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Thanks to FOIA, we now know just how paranoid Texas residents were about 0bama using Jade Helm 15 as cover for forcibly relocating them to FEMA death camps
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thousands have been forced to flee their homes in Alaska due to "explosive" wildfires. Dafuq do they make trees out of up there? Dynamite and gasoline?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
French postal service breaks USPS record for letter delivery
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
That Kroger coupon on Facebook? Yeah, that's fake
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Fired Fox anchor has a dream, that one day all people will be able to use the N-word equally
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Is that a sawed-off shotgun in your pants or are you .... Oh, okay, citizen, you're free to go
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Diphtheria requires boy to be hooked to three machines to stay alive, with heart and lung problems and kidney failure, but it's okay because Jenny McCarthy and autism
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man tries to save house from foreclosure by blowing it up with a homemade bomb he made out of a bowling ball
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman, 18, arrested for ruff sex
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kirk Kerkorian dead at 98. He is survived by billions of dollars
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Concerned its academic reputation is too revered, Cambridge is hiring a Lego professor
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
One made a house out of straw and one made a house out of sticks and then third made a house out of bricks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Of the Earth's 37 primary aquifers, which store 35 percent of all water used by humans, 21 have reached the tipping point where they are no longer sustainable. So, better drink up and water that lawn while you still can
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
All the cooking advice you'll ever need can be found on-wait, Pornhub?
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this projectile
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scottish island hit by first crime since the '60s after beauty products, small sum of cash and six wooly hats taken. Cops hunting moisturized and exfoliated Vikings with cold heads
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(The Local)
 
 
 
We all know driving abroad can be a nailbiting experience, but you might want to stop biting those nails round about now
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Are you being as productive as you could be with the last 10 minutes of your workday? Here's 14 ways to improve. No, pressing F5 on the Fark queue to see if your submitted link went green isn't there, but we all know it damn well should be
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Crack (krak) - noun : a potent form of cocaine that is obtained by treating the hydrochloride of cocaine with sodium bicarbonate to create small chips used illicitly for smoking -called also crack cocaine
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bowe Bergdahl apparently didn't desert. It's more like "dessert"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad: Entering wrong card game that you've never played before. Bit better: Winning $81k
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(The Cairo Post)
 
 
 
Botched hernia surgery leaves toddler with penile gangrene. You just went full turtle
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Supreme Court issues ruling legalizing same-sex marriage in all states (in Mexico)
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(Libsyn)
 
Audio
 
Author and speaker Tim Ferriss: "I have reminders of Drew in a number of places in my house. I have a pantry that is full of Woodford Reserve." It's this week's Farkcast
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(Pendle Today)
 
 
 
Police find large amount of crack in man's buttocks
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Driving around with half a dead body hanging on your vehicle is a dead giveaway that you're a hit and run drunk driver. Just sayin'
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you are on Facebook and accidentally vote to approve the state budget?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Yet another blood moon due in September. This time EVERYBODY PANIC......... & buy my new book
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Dr. Zaius and Troy McClure at odds over new legal status for chimpanzees
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest monster with body dysmorphic disorder of them all?
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(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
Mayor of South Bend confirms he likes south bend. Gieggity
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
In a rare moment of clarity, the state with the country's highest incarceration rate, in the country with the world's highest incarceration rate, decides that there is a difference between having a roach in your ashtray and 60 pounds of weed
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Sleeping Beauty found? Archaeologists have found a 2,000-year-old skeleton in Ethiopia gazing into a mirror
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police officers engage in hour long stand-off. With a garden ornament
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Do you use LastPass to protect your accounts? You may want to change your password
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Educational children's book from 1975 with cartoon images about how a baby is made has caused the entire internet to take a pregnant pause
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Number 2 terrorist organization loses number 2 leader, likely while he was taking a number 2 at the number 2 dance last night. The new number 2 confirms the death of the old number 2
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crazy cat lady
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Relax, everyone; raccoons are not using alligators as beasts of burden and are not teaming up eradicate humanity. Yet
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(Time)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "Since there is no such thing as race, she merely selected a cultural preference of which cultural group she most identifies with. Who can blame her? Anyone who listens to the Isaac Hayes song, "Shaft," wants to be black"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Funeral homes would be less depressing if they just added more comfort dogs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paramedic flips terminally ill man onto hospital floor because he refused to move from gurney to wheelchair
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The middle class is dead
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(The Vocal)
 
 
 
The Cloud Generation: nobody owns anything anymore
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(LAist)
 
 
 
White suburban school principal turns graduation speech into a tribute to racist cheerleaders' "strength and courage" for dressing up like poor urban pregnant cholas on "Gangsta Day"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Tess Holliday is a supermodel who will never have to worry about the sharpness of her knees
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Newspaper delivery man captures video of a streetlight in a cemetery in Sarasota: "It looked like a bald person, sitting on a porch with some kind of a light" (w/video)
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
'69 Woodstock concert area up for consideration as medical marijuana facility
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Whatever story you've heard about why those delicious fried cornmeal balls are called hush puppies, it's probably wrong. Here's the real story
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Seriously, when will folks figure out that "screw the pooch' is just a metaphor
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Mon June 15, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Boy loses handmade Hobbes lookalike stuffed tiger at airport. Airport staff take the tiger on an adventure and document it in a book before returning the tiger to his boy when they return to town
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rachel Dolezal once sued Howard University -- for discriminating against her for being white
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(Eater)
 
 
 
140-year-old unopened bottle of beer from Arctic Expedition sold for $5,000. Whether or not it's still drinkable is polarizing
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Goal: Picking up a taxi. Difficulty: Actually picking up a taxi
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
(former) NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal's name whitewashed from faculty page at local college
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(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Creepy and sick: 24-year-old man wants to have sex with 11-year-old girl. Mega creepy and mega sick: And include her parents
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Dating: 1700 - 2013. Hooking up: 2014 - to present
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Sidewalk art
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
0.2% of the global population now controls 41% of all available wealth, and are on track to hit the 50% mark in less than three years
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(The Ada News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Burning body found; death deemed suspicious"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: What tastes better than kale?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Search for escaped New York inmates expands to Vermont. US Marshall in charge of the investigation says he wants a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Father of Dallas shooter: Liberals made him do it
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Good: Driving on the fairway and avoiding the water hazards. Bad: Doing donuts on the fairway and driving into the water hazards
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Thanks to a new law, you could get a goddamn $250 ticket if you farking swear in Arlington, Virginia
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
"Now this program is SECRET, OK? We're trying to see if Negro sailors can work together with normal, white sailors. For this to work, we gotta treat them like they're equal." "Wow, that's a bold plan, sir"
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Police: Man passed out next to TV had package of bacon in his pocket"
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(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
The sun has NOT exploded. I repeat, the sun has not exploded. It's just really hot out
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Little Rock AFB is a little bit locked down after a little bit of shooting
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(The Local)
 
 
 
♫Dreeeeeeesden, you don't have to put on the red light♫
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Interesting graveyard photos of the gravediggers that unite the religions of Romania. Including a creepy one of digger levitating in a grave
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
For those of you who missed the Fark party in Brooklyn last Saturday, here are some highlights
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this hand is painting
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan in hot water after F-bomb on live TV. Not for dropping an F-bomb, but for laughing after someone else did
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Podracing? Podracing. SpaceX? Of course
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(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Man covered in urine after 'traumatic' bathroom visit offered free socks for a year from apologetic burger restaurant
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
101 mug shots of arrests in Florida sex predator sting. Yeah, it's a slideshow, but you probably can't take more than one 'what the hell is that?' at a time anyway
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jerks can fire after-hour stoners because reasons
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If it weren't for those meddling parents, Millennials would have it a lot easier in this world
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You know how it goes: you have a promising career, and then after one off-the-cuff remark it's destroyed, your reputation is in tatters, and all you can do is cry into your Nobel Prize
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NAACP Spokane chapter president Rachel Dolezal decides to let her people go
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Juggalos are dorks, but they're not a gang, and they're not a hate group
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Crock-Pot killer set to find out how long she'll be stewing in the slammer
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
CNN anchor: I definitely misspoke when I called the Dallas gunman attacking police "brave and courageous"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when you give the wrong false name to the police and they lock you up for that person's crime?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Open-carry advocate opens fire on fellow mall worker. Perhaps the funeral will be open casket
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea soldier walks across the DMZ to defect. South Korean authorities were alerted by an unusual clanking noise
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Children banned from doing handstands, headstands, cartwheels or generally doing anything associated with being a child
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
German tanks roll into Poland. This is not a repeat from 1939
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ford to kill off the Lincoln MKS after taking it to see a nice play, Wyld Stallyns' future in jeopardy, and 80s album cover cliché starts fire in San Diego: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/7 - 6/13
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The mysterious Bilderberg group holds its annual meeting. Attending, though never divulging so publicly, were Obama, the Queen, the Pope, Sepp Blatter, Beyonce, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, AND Colonel Sanders before he went tits-up
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Top Islamist killed in US strike in Libya. Who? Top. Islamist.
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The Washington D.C. traffic system is vulnerable to hackers, who could theoretically cause congestion that brings the entire region to a standstill. In other news, it now appears that the Washington D.C. traffic system got hacked a decade or so ago
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flower somewhere interesting
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
"Someone has enough butt rub and flavored salt to smoke, maybe, fifty pounds of pork... there's an illicit barbecue going on somewhere, and it's delicious"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
When life resembles a scene from an '80s college-themed movie: State trooper injured at mud volleyball tournament
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Are new guns responsible for more accidental misfires than prom night?
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Apartment residents complain after neighbor mounts camera looking over their fence to "cut down on crime." Where's it pointed? The complex's hot tub
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(Daily Mail)