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Sun May 10, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man caught using foreskin to smuggle heroin. Police say they were acting on a tip
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What made a Georgia high school principal go on a racist tirade during graduation? I don't know. Could it be... SATAN?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Living in NYC tip #327, the subway butt-wedge
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this close landing
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
For the last time, the only organs you can sell on Craigslist are the ones that make music
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind successfully evades police after assaulting his dad with a screwdriver--until he decides to wash up in the police department bathroom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom who takes incredible photos of her children in nature and around animals reveals helpful tips to ensure pics of your own kids don't end up on Awkward Family Photos
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
St. Louis Zoo gets their polar bear through FedEx
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest blunder in socialist medicine from deprived Scotland: Hospital elevators have no buttons inside
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Talk about big dreams when winning millions in the lottery, moving around the corner and all
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
School punishes student for skipping school to attend his cousin's funeral
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Cocaine producers upset that the U.S. government will no longer weed their fields for free
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British cop dials spiffyness up to eleven
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(Go Dan River)
 
 
 
Woman shoots father on Thursday then returns to shoot him again on Friday. Police then locate woman in her car having been shot twice, but they say it was not self-inflicted. What the hell just happened?
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Oscar Pistorius wants to work with children when he is released from jail, says he can see things from their level
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Las Vegas museum gives Monica Lewinsky one million reasons to part ways with her infamous blue dress
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Oompa Loompas charged with stalking after they harass their precious snowflake's basketball coach through fake email accounts over a two-year period
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(Road Warrior Voices)
 
 
 
"I had the steak, my husband had the fish... why?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Orangutan feeds baby tigers while acting as their surrogate mother in footage even a flinty-hearted jerkoff like you has to admit is pretty damn cute
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unique massage parlor
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Once again Mother Jones has to biatchslap a company to do the right thing. This time Starbucks for its water bottling practices in California
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
"It's Barack." "Obama." "Your President." "Way"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
86 year old arrested for 50 years of cashing pension checks written to her long-dead parents. Case was broken when pension agency decided to ask how well the 110 and 112 year olds were faring
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(South Wales Evening Post)
 
 
 
To be fair to the voter in question, a good number of politicians are dicks
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The 19 most game-changing military weapons of the last 15 years. Just think about how badly we would have done in Iraq and Afghanistan without them
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Kids got the flowers covered. My department is sugar-laden gluttony in a box. What to get Mrs Subby?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Super Typhoon to hit the Philippines. Or as the locals call it, 'rainy season'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One city is fighting crime with volleyballs. WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
And today's dusty barn find, is a 1981 Delorean DMC-12. Buy it and take it back to the future
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dartmouth College fraternity that inspired "Animal House" is now singing the Delta Blues
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You can't say that, Mum
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Men and boys are in crisis and technology, online porn, gaming and sedentary jobs are to blame"
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
There go my dreams of mutant eight-legged caribou
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
The world's most deadly bodies of water include a river filled with gold, silver, copper, and acid, a lake contaminated with radioactive waste, and a lagoon full of car parts, dead animals, and excrement
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you hear gunshots at your apartment complex at 3:30 in the morning, there are probably wiser choices to make than to wake up your son and go investigate
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man freed on bond while facing trial for attempted murder runs afoul of someone more successful with murder
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
If you're afraid of being injured on the job, don't be a nurse. If you're afraid of getting killed on the job, don't be a farmer. And if you're generally terrified of any kind of bodily harm, think about working in the investment services field
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Russia celebrates "The Great Patriotic War" and the west gets nervous. This is not a repeat of every May since 1946
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Just another day in Florida - skies are sunny, traffic heavy along the coast, a man trying to cash a check for $368 billion
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this... whatever the hell is going on
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning Mother's Day Edition: Mama Always Said
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Most of the time, the quarterback for a high school football team takes the hot preppy cheerleader or female athlete to the prom. This one took a girl with Down syndrome to it, fulfilling an elementary school promise
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After carefully considering your objection.....Go Fark Yourself
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(Empire State Tribune)
 
 
 
Romero Institute releases study that finds women's doctored dating profile pictures land more first dates but make men think they're dishonest
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you just said, so here are two Baikal seals dressed up as Soviet-era soldiers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our host has gone camping so there won't be a Livingston Stapler Company Presents show tonight. Instead here is an archived show from May 11, 2013
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best boss ever takes all 6,400 of his employees on Paris holiday
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Sat May 09, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
Sirens ring, are you listening? In the ditch, the snow is glistening. A ridiculous sight, it's May alright, biatching about a Winter Wonderland
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Sydney, Australia would like everyone to know that they have scientists from around the world working on trying to figure out how to stop that smell from coming out of their sewer system
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Officials clamp down on tourists fondling statue's breasts
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
In typical United fashion, flight crew determines it's better to make an emergency landing than to provide a meal to an autistic teenager
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
What causes stress in police work? Not what you think
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this person ready for whatever
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Besides all the myths about sex that may or may not be true, it is true that two carrots can indeed f*ck
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WHO declares Liberia free of Ebola. Not counting ballsacks, eyeballs, and other recent developments
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman now selling miniature house made for people under five feet tall. It's made of bricks and is the last remaining of three homes. The other two were made of straw and sticks but were blown down by some mysterious strong winds
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(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Man tries to pay teenager $20 to let him give her his phone number
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girls at one New York high school can't find prom dates because there aren't enough boys. Now they know how us guys feel at a typical Fark Party
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Thrill seekers donate $1,000 each to Nepal earthquake charity for chance to rappel down a Detroit skyscraper. Smarter people donate so their idiot friends can rappel down a Detroit skyscraper
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(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Spray painting a cliff asking a girl to prom in pink-and-purple 8-foot-high letters is technically impressive, completely stupid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That's funny, Mr. Martin, you don't look like a 38-year-old woman of Asian descent. Oh, well, welcome to the UK
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(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Inmate is sent to jail for consensual sex with his cellmate when he was in jail. Jailception
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Land of the free and home of the brave, Citizen
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Let's try to give the bear the room it needs as it continues its tour of Dunwoody," police posted on Facebook. "Take precautions with your children, pets, and garbage cans and so on"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"I'm not saying my son isn't difficult; no kid with autism is," Dixon said. "But people who work at these schools, if they're going to be in a classroom with kids with disabilities, they should be trained how to handle them properly"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these little beauties
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(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
Tulsa sheriff defends giving government jobs to friends and family members by saying that everyone else does it, so why can't he?
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Woman drives over fire hose, but she had a good reason. "She told us she ran it over because she was thirsty and wanted to go to the BP to get a Red Bull"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Couple's 'Magic Wheelchair' mission creates epic costume options for kids in wheelchairs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hello, 911, I'd like to report a baby on the roof." (w/video of successful rooftop baby rescue)
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Why would an accused murderer act confident in response to his own lawyer's questioning but become confused and evasive on cross-examination? The answer may surpllllze yeee
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well at least you posted it on Facebook, because in this world of our social media enlightenment, it makes murdering easier to understand
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Monuments and statues honoring Confederate leaders are starting to fade away in Texas. Just kidding. The Sons of Confederate Veterans keep building them up all over the place
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(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
Man returns to jeweler to complain that jewelry he bought was fake. Except, instead of jeweler insert "victim" and instead of bought insert "robbed"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
We tend to hear quite a few stories about people hiding overnight in a store, and here are 5 crazy examples of people doing so
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Master criminal attempts to steal $15,000 of merchandise from bicycle store. He would have gotten away with it too, if not for the jiu-jitsu class going on next door
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Bad idea: Showing up to your DUI hearing drunk. Worse idea: Drunk driving to the liquor store during a recess
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Oil companies taking broad steps to fill employment gaps in their industry
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Two Illinois residents driving around with marijuana, cocaine, half a sheet of LSD, marijuana candy, hash THC, and Adderall capsules arrested by police in bat country
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There is no formal training or education required if you want to be a cop in either Arkansas and Indiana. And yet, as fear-mongering as that sounds, those two states don't have problems with police-involved shootings
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Junior takes senior to prom
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(NPR)
 
 
 
China blacklists four citizens from traveling after they act like total jackasses on vacation
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Regardless of how cute they are, foxes still have many generations to go until they're as tame as a typical dog or cat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Steal a million dollars, you have a problem. Steal a billion dollars, the central bank of Moldavia has a problem
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
High tech bra could be your next doctor, option on Occulus Rift
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's not just North Korea trying to kill the sea water with its missiles anymore, now they're actually shooting the missiles in the opposite direction
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"There's a serious disadvantage to being represented in court by a disbarred forger with no legal knowledge"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Farking Finns Find Fabulous Forgotten Fortune
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(Metro)
 
 
 
One stuffed crust pepperoni & cheese please. No, I said cheese, not bees
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a dead body found hanging in a tree. Then things get weird
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this classy scarecrow
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"This is very special. We normally don't recognize the horses. But Dakota, he's been there with us for 20 years, and he's one of the more recognized horses"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former convict and ex-gang member who was fired from his state prison job gets reinstated, will receive $99,000 in backpay because he belonged to a union that decided to fight for the dirtiest criminal on their payroll
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your cat goes bonkers after taking a dump? Well, here comes the science, just in time for Caturday
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You gotta love the Australian media for being honest: shiatbox cars in shiatbox rally
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
ฬ๏๓คภ คςςยรє๔ ๏Ŧ ฬเtςђςгคŦt
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Congratulations. Your college degree is worth $1 million. Maybe. Possibly. It depends
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research finds that the Atkins diet has one small side effect besides possible weight gain ... early death
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til someone gets thrown through the windshield of an airport train
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, we've arrived at our gate but can't unload because a tornado is coming and the airport staff are all hiding in the basement
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Airports are really getting tough these days with carry-on baggage restrictions
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz, y'all. Why on earth are you still wearing pants?
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Yeah saying 'All illegals should have to work like slaves' kinda means you really shouldn't be on the Neighborhood Council
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Las Vegas police on the lookout for a stolen props from the Crazy Girls show, including a 7' Phallus that shoots streamers. Which doesn't stand out as easily in Vegas traffic than you think, given all the dicks already on the road
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Say hello to my little friend subtropical storm Ana, the first named storm of the Atlantic Hurricane season
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(Southern Maryland Newsnet)
 
 
 
Mom, why does this milk taste like feet? Maryland woman arrested for putting dead skin shavings in her family's milk. Extra bonus: She's been arrested three times in the past nine days
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
FBI agent shot trying to apprehend the Longhorn Bandit bank robber, suspect is barricaded in a hotel surrounded by SWAT. UPDATE: Suspect dead, reportedly by self-inflicted gunshot wound
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
City spends $160k on subway art installation to remind riders how miserable transit can be. "It's a bleak world down there"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police bust up a cocaine smuggling ring operating out of a mob-owned pizzeria in Queens. Cops say they would have found the operation earlier but just couldn't believe anyone would be that much of stereotype in this day and age
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crowded scene
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two to three nights a week, Dr. Jim Withers rubs dirt in his hair and muddies up his jeans and shirt before walking the dark streets of Pittsburgh, making "house calls" to the homeless
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(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Airline bans guy for life, after he boarded plane dressed as female flight attendant, used a sex toy to help cabin crew with safety presentation, then showed everyone his strategically placed Pinocchio tattoo
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
George Carlin: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that." Scientists: "We may have discovered what causes that"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Listen up, you slugabeds. Stop your fudgeling and flirting with the callipygian younkers so you may deliciate on this list of archaic words we should still be using. Cromulent
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists claim to have solved the Da Vinci code and linked Mona Lisa to aliens. "The likelihood of Leonardo Da Vinci being an alien or half-breed is very high." Still not as high as conspiracy theorists apparently are
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan becomes Singapore's anti-drug ambassador, expresses support for death penalty against drug traffickers just months after own son's drug arrest in China
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
In the understatement of the year, teen admits that surfing on the metro train was 'stupid.' (with video of what a stupid person on an MBTA train looks like)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Don't worry, DC Farkers, you're not being invaded. Those aircraft overhead are just vintage models from WWII celebrating V-E Day with some low-level flyovers
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horny little fellow
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(Newser)
 
 
 
AWK-ward: Getting stuck in the elevator with the woman you just robbed
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
There are many things you don't want to hear a doctor say. High on that list is "accidental brain surgery"
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(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Video of man catching rare sawfish nearly becomes video of man getting his face sawed off
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Cumming residents aren't excited over idea of adults-only hotel
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old kid writes a letter to 230 world leaders inviting them over for ice cream. Kim-Jong Un responds
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Fark: Townies protesting planned Muslim cemetery. Unexepectedly not Fark: Because of the danger to the local water supply
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal law prohibits smoking on Greyhound buses, even in the baggage compartment. ESPECIALLY in the baggage compartment
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed against pediatric dentist says his practice is "a front for a "sadistic and systematic scheme of physical and psychological torture and abuse" of children." Legal experts say he could be plant food by the end of trial
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Apparently in Illinois the difference between a treehouse and an elevated guest house is still up in the air
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Plane crash on I-285 in Atlanta kills four, traffic unchanged
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
A roll is a roll and a toll is a toll, and President Obama may put tolls on roads to take your rolls if this article is not a troll
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(LocalSYR)
 
 
 
In New York, even the lottery tickets will insult you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The director of the Iraqi national symphony (a) lives in Dubai and never works with the musicians, (b) siphons all the symphony's money into his personal bank accounts, or (c) plays his cello for rescuers and victims at bombing sites
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Must captains go down with their ships? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, absolutely
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A West Virginia man is in jail after police say he foiled his own robbery by accidentally pepper-spraying himself
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Stupid: Getting caught cheating on your wife. Priceless: Getting caught cheating on your wife on live radio
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you left a $100,000 watch at Newark Airport the TSA is actually going to return it. No word on how many diamonds it will be missing
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(AOL)
 
 
 
How many cancerous fish do you have to catch in a river before it gets put on the 'compromised' list? Apparently, hundreds or thousands
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Idris Elba may be James Bond, not in the next movie, but in real life, as he breaks the UK's 88-year old land speed record--while driving a Bentley
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bed bug
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Fairfax Co. VA school board votes to include gender identity as a protected class. Thanks, Obama
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Hispanic restaurant owners to host 'White Appreciation Day" with the understanding they 'might' receive a backlash. Well...guess what?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japan names macaque "Charlotte." I just call it "Little Elvis"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
University to host symposium about Frozen, expected to look in detail at why people can't just let it go
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(Sowetan Live (South Africa))
 
 
 
Three women rape man at gunpoint, steal his semen: "The women collected the man's semen each time he ejaculated, put it in a small plastic bag and stored it in their cooler box"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook study by three researchers from Facebook says it's mainly your fault--not theirs--that you click on things you already agree with
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."'Tis the DoJ," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door--Only this and nothing more"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Die-hard fans of Blue Bell ice cream refuse to get rid of their stash at home, listeria be damned. "So, I'm hoping that I won't catch it. It's more of a faith thing"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Teacher admits looking at pornography in classroom but says he is 100 per cent certain he was not masturbating
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
1 womb. 2 dads. Only 1 twin to pay support to
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda leader who claimed responsibility for the attacks against the French newspaper Charlie Hebdo also gets to claim their prize
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Quake has caused millions of kids to miss school. Hell, subby knew two comp sci majors who failed out because of Diablo and one guy because of Duke Nukem
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Female Waffle House employee who filmed a male Waffle House employee masturbating on the job says the video "somehow" ended up on Facebook before it went viral
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Thanks to Washington legalizing the recreational use of marijuana, High Times can't hold its annual Cannabis Cup in Seattle
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
ISIS opens 262 room, 5 star luxury hotel in Mosul. Come and have a good time, but don't lose your head
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Cross removed from public school property with little fanfare, but comes with a bonus quote from school board chair and former Army Ranger, "I'm a defender of the Constitution and I believe in the separation of church and state"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Cadbury has a new flavor? Great, what is it? DEAR LORD
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(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
Good news Chicago, you'll be plagued by hoards of flying spiders in your downtown area soon. Enjoy the summer
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Everyone can't wait until self-driving cars are mainstream vehicles. Everyone except for car makers, car repairers, car dealers, and insurance agents
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby gets to start ambien tonight. What should I expect?
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(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
"Ebola? In MY eyeball?" It's more likely than you think
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Thu May 07, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
After a flood of bad publicity, Comcast is taking the only logical step: Forcing its customers to sign non-disclosure agreements
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
So you know that saying "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger?" Science has proven it's not true
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Verizon customer service is pretty bad-but can it actually kill?
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Woman learns the hard way that "organ donor" and "sexual predator" are right next to each other on the DMV's drop-down box
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The end result of running over a beehive with your lawnmower is getting stung over 4,000 times and very dead
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The man who occupies the Congressional seat originally held by James Madison believes that ISIS has already invaded Texas
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC Nightly News: OMG it's a "pollen tsunami." Researcher in article, who actually measures pollen: "Numbers not unusually high. We haven't seen anything close to record-breaking"
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bathroom view
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
When asked about the strip club bust, the sheriff said, "It was very impressive"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
800 South Carolina teachers. 375 schools. Over 1,000 grant requests for education projects. Stephen Colbert: "I got this"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
New candidate announces his candidacy for the Flint, Michigan mayoral race. That'll do, Giggles, that'll do
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Ok, you boozers. Since alcohol is king, do you pair your drinks with food in mind..or just more drinks? Is the fact that it has alcohol content enough for you or do you have method to your drunkness
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Liberal, activist judge dismisses case against all homosexuals
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The hook-up generation isn't so good at the hooking up part, apparently
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Austrian men's magazine prints newest edition using HIV-positive blood in an effort to teach you a lesson for buying Austrian magazines
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(Bit9)
 
 
 
Herd immunity, cybersecurity, and just for the hell of it, elephants (Sponsored link)
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(Fox Connecticut)
 
 
 
Suspended priest dubbed 'Monsignor Meth' who purchased a sex shop to launder his drug money now looking for leniency. The Aristocrats
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this time traveler
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(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
Bad day: Your house catches fire. Worse day: The fire department finds your drugs
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Woman finds packet of cocaine inside granola bar, hopes to win exclusive tour of cartel
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lumber Liquidators announces plans to end its "free cancer with floor purchase" program
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Walking Dead Executive Producer reflects on what it's like to get Tweets from grief-stricken fans angry about a character's death. "Some of the tweets can be super mean"
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
"How do you get turned away from McDonald's for being too drunk? I don't know why anyone would be there at 2 a.m. if they hadn't been drinking"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about German nudity, but were afraid to google at work
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(China National News)
 
 
 
"Alright, we're here at the theme park. Let's go ride the roller coaster, then the log flume, then the Death Simulator where we can experience the thrill of being cremated, then get some lunch, OK?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One in every 6.5 people who join ISIS is a convert to Islam, like this icy hot German rapper Deso Dogg
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
This is what happens when the pathetic school bully becomes the pathetic adult bully
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Abstinence-only high school experiences immaculate infection
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Quebec woman to get the electric chair for being too noisy
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Lottery winner was an undercover lottery agent. In other news, new Paul Blart III plot line found
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court rules NSA phone metadata bulk collection illegal. You submitted this from a burner phone
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Shut down everything, Captain Kidd's treasure found in Madagascar
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(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Florida man says he got infected by flesh-eating bacteria while swimming at the beach, and he's not letting "doctors" or "test results" tell him otherwise (Some graphic images in article)
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
In an effort to create a singularity that will swallow the internet, (or a clever local awareness campaign) Ottawa's Humane Society shot first
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Hereareyourkeys'kthnxbye. *runs*
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(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Has this family been photo-bombed by a ghost? No. In related news, ghosts are jerks
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the window to your left, you will see we're flying over lovely Las Vegas. If you look to the right, you will see I'm a pedophile
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
UNO student, tres knives
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Remember, 'Muricans, Brits drive on the left, football is soccer, red is blue and blue is red. It's your UK elections results thread. Polls close at 5pm Eastern time
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Teacher in trouble for burning "I heart Mom" onto the arms of several students using a Tesla coil. Police officer loses any nerd credibility: "I had to look up Tesla coil on Wikipedia this morning"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia's most cutting-edge new tank apparently runs on Windows
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pope Francis announces the formation of a new fast-response Whore Forgiveness Squad of priests who will dispatch around the globe to forgive women for having abortions
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Not only was Josef Goebbels Hitler's minister of propaganda and an all-around shiatheel, his estate wants royalties every time his diaries are quoted in scholarly works
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Whole Foods wants to start wooing hipsters, fails to realize that's already their core customer base
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Pigeon fancier will never recoop loss of his prize athletes (aka feathered rats)
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
British tabloids fly off the presses with hysterics on General Election Day ...and of course hilarity ensues
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cop bites man's testicle during Cinco de Mayo celebration. Stay classy, Baltimore
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nut
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
By using the age guessing program, you have granted Microsoft license rights without limitation to copy, distribute, transmit, publicly display, reproduce, edit and reformat your photo, forever. But at least you know how old you look
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
DEA agents who left college student alone in cell for 5 days with no food or water get UN-approved punishment of a Strongly Worded Letter
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Talk. Spit. /
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bender uncovers Pentagon abuse of government credit cards, featuring blackjack and hookers
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Cockatoos found inserted inside bottles, stuffed into box. The sexual innuendo is simply turgid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
46 illegal alien "Dreamers" caught attempting to obtain training in military weapons and tactics
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
From the Acting Witan of Mercia to the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands, a look at some of the world's most unique micronations
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(Baxter Bulletin)
 
 
 
Dog with a bullet proof digestive tract proves it by eating 23 live .308 caliber rifle bullets. Also includes a LONG list of things the dog has eaten in his 4 year life
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
TGIFriday's unveils new PB&J wings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Parents bribe teen daughters to do homework and chores. Fark: With cocaine and weed
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Leave it to Japan to build one of the scariest bridges in the world
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 522: "Clubhouse" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 06, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It's got to suck to be a tree that survived the Revolutionary War and Hurricane Sandy only to be chopped down on Earth Day by a home developer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out, giving homeless people homes helps them
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A new study shows that more older Americans are dying in falls. No mention if Niagara, Multnomah or Havasu
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Government watchdog finds that 1,580 IRS workers evaded taxes over a 10-year period - some even receiving promotions and bonuses after they were caught
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop the natural towers of Tenerife
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Another farking tornado is headed toward Moore, Oklahoma
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Reading to your children at bedtime gives them an unfair advantage in life
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Kind of news: Road rage incident in East Texas. News: Local news outlet posts the story to their Facebook page. Fark: The shooter decides to comment on the story
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces the new Hamburglar. You'd let him burgle you. You'd let him burgle you so hard
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
High school students learning hydroponics. To produce food. Yeah, that's it
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude fracking, not mother nature, is to blame for your flammable tap water
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Waters around the French Riviera found to be covered with trash, bottles, and Cannes
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Entire town of 27 people evacuated in latest plug for the Keystone pipeline
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Wonderful specimen of humanity opens the floodgates on water reservoir in drought-ridden Eastern Oregon, and no one notices for two weeks
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve this watercolor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"My name is Jamaal, and I'm white"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When we offered you a free meal as compensation for damaging your car, we meant somewhere like Olive Garden, not a Michelin-starred fine dining restaurant
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Most football concussions happen at practice. Except for the Tennessee Titans who need to raise their locker room doorway about six inches
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Good news: On Friday, you may get a surprise delivery of free Russian space junk
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Iran's religious authorities ban 'homosexual' hairstyles, along with those which make you worship Satan
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(EcoWatch)
 
 
 
Texas puts a ban on local banning with a banning ban
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit liquor store burglar channels the spirit of Kool-Aid Man, goes from OH YEAH to OH NO in record time
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Having moved into full "straw-grasping " mode, The Baltimore FOP is demanding Baltimore State's Attorney Marilyn Mosby appoint a "special prosecutor" for the Freddie Gray case because one of her deputies is dating a local news anchor
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Remember that time when we dragged every schoolkid in America in front of a TV to watch NASA disastrously try to send a teacher into space? We almost blew up Big Bird, too
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(The Morning Sun)
 
 
 
Naked, driving the wrong way on a freeway and leaving your (also naked) husband and kid at a rest stop is no way to go through life, lady
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ultimate Survival Alaska Personality doesn't
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Obama kicks off the invasion of Texas with a devastating blow from his weather machine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And the award for biggest waste of police dollars goes to
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A woman who dug up her father's grave in search of his "real will" but found only vodka and cigarettes has been sentenced. "The patrolman said the gravesite of Eddie did not look right," the judge said. "That is the understatement of the century"
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(US News)
 
 
 
Authorities in Arizona were looking for bodies underwater, and found them. Fark: They are fake skeletons in lawn chairs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ISIS says they have 15 more terror cells in America just itching to get gunned down by Paul Blart
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 'Masonic Fraternal Police Department' a 3,000-year-old law enforcement group descended from the Knights Templar is not a real police department, police say
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(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Florida residents warned about slimy toxic invasive species that's breeding out of control. And no, it's not the Canadians
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mt. Kilauea park ranger orders man to stop flying his drone over the volcano. The man complies and starts to walk off. So the ranger tasers him. To keep him from jumping into the volcano, you see
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
You know what's better than a grandmother graduating from college with honors? Doing it in the same class as two of her grandchildren. Go granny, go
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Billionaire Mo Ibrahim asks Bill Clinton about donations/grants to the Clinton Foundation, "What is this money for? What have you done with it?". Bill's answer "I just work here, I don't know"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Another beautiful find of perfectly preserved pre-war automobiles found frozen in time inside a barn, this time in Texas. Let the restoration begin
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The "Martha Stewart of Marijuana" helps Kush magazine rise from $150,000 in revenue to $6 million in just 18 months, also helps women get into the weed business, and also has a smoking hot daughter/business partner (w/pics)
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
It's open season on beavers
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
America's oldest living veteran just threw himself a "Mighty Fine at 109" party, complete with cigars and whiskey, of which he consumes plenty of both every day. USA USA USA
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study says social media plays a big role in divorces, because you're only as faithful as your options
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate defends bacteria-filled neckbeards
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Toronto wants to be known as the craft beer capital of the world so they can feel what it's like to win something
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Oh, you think your allergies are bad? At least you're not this horse that has to wear a body sock. ACHOO NEIGH
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Polish bank takes mobile transactions to a new level. Behold the ATM car
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: This year has sucked; I had to get rabies shots after being bitten by a bat, my mother's house was burglarized, and two friends were put in prison. Now I got charged with soliciting a prostitute. How do I tell my family all this?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My Nerdmobile got rear-ended and I'm losing all the stickers on my bumper and lower trunk lid due to repairs. Hook me up with new stickers, please
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Germanwings pilot who murdered 150 by intentionally crashing a plane had tried out the maneuver previously
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Neither carjacking, robbery, or stabbing in the back shall keep a Spinelli's pizza delivery man from delivering his pie
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Two homeless guys steal sailboat with dreams of living on the open seas, get as far as ... well, a sandspit in the harbor, where they're stranded and call for help
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this competing torso
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scheiße, hier kommt ein Tornado
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Google patents a way for self-driving cars to understand cyclists' hand gestures. Which is good if you live in 1957 - the last year cyclists actually ever used hand signals
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Salman Khan jailed for five years. New instructional videos on making pruno, toothbrush shanks forthcoming
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Is this the world's fastest soap box racer? Boy bases homemade replica on car trying to break land speed record by topping 1000mph
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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Quick-thinking hostage sends plea for help with online pizza order...hey a large pizza is only ten bucks? Wow what a deal
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
It's spring time in Minnesota; the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the state's first medical marijuana plants are blooming: "We're thrilled by the prospect of the smile on someone's face when they finally get the medicine they need"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Other than the 30-lb rat that keeps trying to damage the foundation, the self-sufficient floating food garden is pretty damn cool
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Discovering a cache of newspaper articles written by 29-year-old Mark Twain while he was drinking heavily and contemplating suicide is "like opening a box of candy." Bonus: link to full text of said articles
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sometimes you Skidoo away, sometimes you Skidon't
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The coolest video of an exploding lake of lava you'll see all day
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Police dog refused to leave a dead officer's side after he died in a head-on crash. Give that dog a steak...a day...for life
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(Time)
 
 
 
Uber: "We actually have to make sure your driver isn't an axe-murder? Well guess we can't operate in Kansas anymore"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"So I decided that I should resign via cake -- not only because nobody can be mad or sad at a cake, but also because I'm a bit of a joker and a cake of resignation is pretty damn hilarious"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female lifeguards in China fitted with "hidden" cameras to deter pervert swimmers who pretend to drown
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The world's first self-driving semi truck hits the road. Wait, wasn't there an '80s movie about this?
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Tue May 05, 2015
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Remember in '09 when a 14 year old impersonated a Chicago police officer so well that he went out on patrol with another officer, and then he was charged in '13 for impersonating a police officer again? Well, guess what he's in the news for this week
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Still washing dishes before putting them in a dishwasher? You're doing it wrong. Here's the science, complete with graph
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Nice work if you can get it
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(US News)
 
 
 
Oh no. Not again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The father of the Boston Bombing perpetrator had PTSD which is somehow relevant to the sentencing
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ignored signs
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(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake will go to great lengths to promote his Tequila brand, including dressing up as a gangster lime
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
If South Carolina drivers on Interstate 85 thought their commute this morning would be over easy, the yolks on them. Omelet you guess why
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
How a controversial chicken ordinance, plastic flamingos, no-good teens, poison ivy, and psychological warfare combined to give us the most insane small-town Facebook thread you've ever read
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(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Behold: tequila-injected jalapenos dipped in chocolate
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Jesus was all about healing the sick and feeding the poor, and also awarding extra video game points for killing transgender people. Yep
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
The stethoscope: Perfect for checking a heartbeat, listening to breath sounds, or for choking out the physician assistant when he refuses to change your pain pill presciption
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
How the in essay converts Spokane words in two surgeable test
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Man chops down 22 protected trees worth over $250k to improve the view from his property. Oops
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual superhero
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The predominate reaction at the Garland, TX mosque to the nearby shootings seemed to be the same one a lot of us are going with: "A plague on both your houses"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"United States of Drinking" host and food writer Joshua Ozersky dies at 47, after last being seen at a karaoke bar around 4 AM. With "Yeah, he probably died doing what he loved" pic
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California drought is making the cats horny
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
If you are gay, better lawyer up: You're being sued
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fruit is a part of a naturally balanced... oh, really? Fine. Fruit will make you fat
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Niles will finally repair Leaning Tower, learn how to iron pants without starting a fire
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Q: How not to look like an idiot on Cinco De Mayo? A: Don't treat it like St. Patrick's Day
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered 39-inch-long no-parking zone believed to be world's smallest (pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you claim to have a back injury, do not participate in an ice bucket challenge like this cop did
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for pulling off a $51 million Ponzi scheme that had TJ Maxx as its centerpoint
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
If you're getting married in Pennsylvania but have outstanding warrants, be aware that the local police DO read current wedding announcements
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(BBC)
 
 
 
During the Cold War, a Russian surgeon in the Antarctic became ill with appendicitis and realised he would have to cut out his own appendix
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Do you love bacon? Do you really love bacon? Then maybe the job of bacon ambassador is for you
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Woman "2 drunk 2 care" jailed 24 years
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(KATU)
 
 
 
That scary-looking guy loading bags onto your flight, the one they hired yesterday? You will be happy to know he isn't inconvenienced by security scans or checkpoints. Meanwhile, the TSA has confiscated your shampoo
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Police seek driver who said yes to the dress
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS claims responsibility for the Texas shootings that occurred at the Mohammed Cartoon Contest; also take responsibility for Kurt Cobain's death, Amelia Earhart's disappearance, and Hurricane Andrew
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bar owner on trial for serving Drew's usual
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Walmart: For the last time, no, the U.S. Government is not building secret tunnels under our stores as part of a grand conspiracy to invade itself
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If your favorite restaurant was suddenly redesigned to include more open kitchens, communal tables, and USB ports, you can thank a millennial
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's not even hurricane season yet, and already the only highway in the Outer Banks is surrendering to global warming
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Do you know what makes hospitals infinitely better? When there are koalas wandering around inside them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
That marathon running woman who kissed a guy at the start line and liked it and started a social media campaign to find him? She finally got a reply. From his wife
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Serious disagreements in Atlanta could cause a meeting of Nobel Peace Laureates to relocate elsewhere. If only there was somebody from Georgia with experience in peace negotiation
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ever wanted Papa John's pizza so badly that you would barge into one and demand free pizza? This guy did, and went on a violent rampage on its employees when he didn't get any
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Director of policy and research at the Institute of Advanced Motorists goes full Ric Romero: You cannot drive and play the guitar at the same time
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thomas Edison's 1890 talking dolls are talking again and IT SPEAKS FROM BEYOND KILL IT WITH FIRE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese hotel offers "crying rooms" for women, Includes special selection of tear-jerking films. Still working out what kind of jerking films to offer in upcoming promotion for men
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cool: Chartering a limo for your prom. Much cooler: Chartering a train for your prom
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create a new beverage
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Momster Inc. She scares because she cares
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Arrest warrants issued for a plumber and a lunch lady in the death of Freddie Gray
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Epic selfie turns into epic fail
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The family that vandalizes parks together, stays together. With bonus picture of family standing proudly by their vandalism
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man hoping to become the world's first vegan to scale Mt. Everest arrived twice at the mountain only to be turned away both times because of devastating acts of God. Which gives some insight into what God thinks about vegans
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Caption Barbara Bush's texts
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart has figured out who's REALLY to blame for the violence in Baltimore: CNN
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
D.A.R.E. posts dire warning about edible marijuana candies called 'Gummy Satans' that are taking the country by storm. Which don't technically exist. BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN ANYWAY
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
California prepares for its first edible cricket farm. Jiminy
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(AP)
 
 
 
"Sir, would you mind trying these on? I think the chrome will look great with your death's head tattoo and nipple piercing"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hey let's throw pigs off a tower into a lake and sell tickets, that's sure to bring crowds of tourists." With flying pig pictures
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Just so we're all clear, there's nothing sacred about the secrets of a sorority's initiation rituals
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
In an unexpected twist, couple found guilty of having sex on the beach are people you wouldn't mind watching have sex on the beach
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