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Sun April 12, 2015
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Quadriplegic man with cerebral palsy survives four days in woods after mom dumped him there so she could go see her boyfriend. Maybe the Bible she left with him did make a difference
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Walt Whitman loved strippers, orgies, and sex. Who knew?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
In Soviet Michigan, asshole bleaches woman
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this underground world
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(WDEF Chattanooga)
 
 
 
Fleeing homicide suspects in stolen truck open fire on police officers, injuring two innocent bystanders, crash after chase, then flee on foot with guns in hand. Police respond by...taking them calmly into custody? Wait, what?
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Authorities: Neighbor forced man onto high-rise balcony, microwaved his wallet. Florida, baby
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you're tweaking on meth or K2 and start hallucinating that someone is trying to break in, don't go shooting through your front door. Plus, it helps to get rid of the 16-year-old runaway you've been harboring. w/tweaktastic mugshot
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Take that, ancient history
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
More cop math, $750,000 fine for missing dog posters
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
The ice is thinning on the lakes as spring approaches. Please remove your fishing shanties and for God's sakes, stop landing planes on them
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cleansing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It begins anew
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Anonymous follows up its contributions of nothing to #ows and to the Arab Spring by contributing nothing to the cause of the student protesters in Quebec
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Elderly woman bites flight attendant during flight. And you thought you could escape the zombie apocalypse by air
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The most interesting, prettiest, wealthiest, and best-educated people love brunch
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chinese man cooked his wife a year's worth of meals, makes you look foolish for reheating last night's spaghetti
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Australia to anti-vax parents: Nice welfare checks you have there. It sure would be a shame if something were to happen to them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is the 1000-mile hike that shaped the National Park Service, so sit down and hear this awesome tale
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A new contender has emerged: Mother of the Year candidate dangles her 2-year-old child over the rail of cheetah enclosure at Cleveland Metroparks Zoo. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
This is how much sleep you (and everyone you know) should be getting...and almost certainly aren't
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(MSN Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these shadows
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Celebrity Encounters of the Cool Kind
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Talk about paying it forward: Man loses wallet 14 years ago, gets it returned with more money than he had in it
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Now that the weather is getting nice again, it's worth reminding everyone that if you choose to sleep outside, don't sleep on the train tracks
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
A classic tale of teenage rebellion and repression features a delightful combination of dance choreography and realistic and touching performances. But since this was Japan and they were dancing on a train, they got six months of house arrest
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man proposes to his girlfriend while they toured the Astrodome. Because what place is more romantic than a giant, hallow, decrepit, abandoned, money-sucking relic of the past?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Optical illusion of the day - Is the cat going up or down the stairs?
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The best places for flan in Los Angeles. That hole-in-the-wall Mexican restaurant by your casa and your abuela's not on the list
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
You take away a kid's cellphone, he hits you with a Gatorade bottle and kicks the windshield out of your car. It's the Dayton way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong -- A New York taxi driver has been ordered to pay a cute lesbian couple $10,000 in damages after he told them to stop kissing in the back of his cab
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. recon plane intercepted in 'unsafe' and 'unprofessional' manner by Russian fighter jet; индивидуалист and гусь wanted for questioning
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Hiker missing 10 days is found alive 60 miles from where he began. "One of the ladies from the administration department ran into my office and said, 'Kevin's on the phone.' I said what?"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"We can proudly say we're the first family on the block to have a swimming pool designed by Vanilla Ice." Word to your mother
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
CEO of medical marijuana company who was suing the state of Illinois unexpectedly dies. No word if it was an overdose on his own wares
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
When you act with kindness and compassion, it stimulates the pleasure centres of your brain, just like sex, you dirty, selfish bastards
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch pledges $1 million prize to the first person that can live to be 123, who will turn around and spend it all on medical procedures needed to keep them alive for another year
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man steals church bus, leads police on massive chase
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
That "Brawlmart" link from a few weeks ago where one suspect died and one officer was wounded? Completely asinine video of the fight plus slow-mo explanation by police captain. Apparently they were a Christian rock band. On painkillers, looks like
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Great tits no guarantee of success in the bedroom, says Prince Charles
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
A Colorado bill which would make it a felony to use explosive gases to produce marijuana concentrates at home "follows a rash of explosions and injuries resulting from amateur hash oil production"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The children as young as ten who will do ANYTHING to feed their internet porn addiction. One boy even used neighbour's wifi to access porn when parents took away his iPad
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(Newser)
 
 
 
You'll NEVER TAKE ME
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
You'd think Disney characters only did coke and had orgies in Robert Crumb cartoons. And you'd be wrong, according to Pluto
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Lawyer wants bestiality charges reduced to theft of sperm
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Millionaire convicted of child molestation. There is justice in this world after all
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lizard in the clouds
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Washington state lawmaker wants to build a bridge across Puget Sound made of decommissioned aircraft carriers
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
If you ever get a $43 million tax bill, be aware the service fee will run you about a million bucks
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Flea market security guard stabbed while chasing suspect. In other news, flea markets have security guards
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Never bring a samurai sword to a gun fight
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
See, we warned you
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"At first I thought it was a joke," Dior told the Herald on Sunday. "Now I am having to spend thousands of dollars I can't afford on legal advice to prove I can use my own name. It is crazy"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you drink bottled water, you're probably contributing to California's water shortage as much as any Californian is
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop your pet into a movie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Carolina police shooting victim will be laid to rest today
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Little countries will get together for royal doodads among other things in Anaheim. Also, these countries are fake
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Springtime in Montreal --- 75,000 take to the streets to protest government austerity measures, tuition, healthcare... uh, public transport budgets, climate change... police brutality, milk prices
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(Time)
 
 
 
Even prostitutes can be very happy with their work. "We're doing things we're good at"
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Mother up in arms because her precious snowflake was frightened that school bus was going to hold tornado drill. Fark: In Oklahoma town where tornado went through two weeks earlier
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mayor sued after he blows budget on Transformer statue. His response? "Respect the robot"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
L.A. to control all of the city's street lights from a single laptop. How long before a couple of hackers with a drone turn the whole city into a giant game of Tetris?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Old and busted: People in Florida hunting invasive pythons. New reptilian bounty hunters: People in Florida hunting invasive monitor lizards. "Several people reported a mysterious decline of the feral cat population"
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Suspicious package *KCHUNK* at Sheriff's office *KCHUNK* turns out to be *KCHUNK* an 8 Track pla*KCHUNK*yer
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Happy Barbershop Quartet Day everyone. Let's all be sharp out there
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former soldier hopes his "22 push ups challenge" becomes as popular as the ice bucket challenge, forgetting that push ups are more painful to most Americans than a bucket of ice water
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently batshiat insanity doesn't age all that well
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Today 7-11 invites you to bring your own coconut cup, fishbowl, trophy, or any other container to fill up with a Slurpee
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Medieval tome reveals doctors treated kidney stones with a salve of honey and pigeon droppings, prescribed sticklewort to cure impotency, and treated mental illness by whipping the patient with a cord made of dolphin skin. Still better than Obamacare
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Court takes away man's gun collection following feud with neighbor. Which was promptly followed by the sound of the NRA's collective heads exploding
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
SWAT team called to supermarket for woman who stole $8.50 in food. Onlookers were surprised. They wanted to know where you could get out of a supermarket while spending only $8.50
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(Medium)
 
 
 
How to torpedo a career, with an A-10 Warthog
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this misplay
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Party in Fort Worth. Queers, steers, beers, and a lot of hetero weird
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate when you finally wake up from a coma and the doctor congratulates you on having just given birth?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now who would want to steal an escalator?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police admit that new-fangled body camera their officer forgot to turn on until after shooting someone actually keeps the 30-seconds of footage prior to being turned on and captured the shooting after all. Wait, what?
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
His Royal Roundness, Japanese celebricat Maru goes shopping for high fashion, gets delivered to Caturday in a shopping bag
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Justice Department warns workers it's against policy to hire hookers, which should have been obvious since it's also illegal
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
An urn containing ashes, a headstone, a 42 inch TV, a satellite dish, large paintings and a toilet and cistern = One hell of an inappropriate party or a list of items left at Dublin Airport
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Only the Japanese can take having a good soak in the tub and totally fark it up
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(DIY Photography)
 
 
 
Visitors at the New Zealand Sea Life Aquarium can pay $2 to have a portrait taken--by Rambo, the aquarium's octopus. Suckers
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
News employees mock angry woman calling in to point out error in "thier" paper (w/audio)
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Finally, a reason to move to Canada: Tim Horton's is getting Nutella doughnuts
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(Autism Speaks)
 
 
 
Pro-wrestler takes his number 1 fan, a high school girl with Autism, to her junior prom. It's still real to her
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(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A bizarre slow-mo LA car chase with the perp getting high-fives from bystanders just ended by ... SWAT TEAM?
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Hero captain saves airplane full of passengers just seconds before Hal 9000 the autopilot tries to crash them into the sea
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering whether the Air Force Academy could get through a month without someone being sexually assaulted, the answer is no
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
All you need to do to have no one complain about your 'manspreading' is a recliner to enjoy your daily commute on the subway
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(BBC)
 
 
 
France: Hi Vatican, can you approve our new ambassador? BTW he's gay. Vatican: .... *tumbleweed*
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson says he'll change his stance on gay marriage if anal sex researchers produce a baby
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Noted criminal and forensic expert Geraldo wants you to know that the recently released dashcam footage should totally clear the officer in the Walter Scott case
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(MSN Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop former Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes losing her balance
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
This baby will always remember the day Vice President Joe Biden stole his binky
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Boathouse at Warwick Castle under attack after trebuchet goes medieval on it with cannonball
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(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Wisconsin petitions to rename Lake Michigan to Lake Wisconsin, Michigan counters with suggestion to rename Wisconsin to West Michigan
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
What is the world coming to when a man can't even rob an old lady at a bus stop without getting his ass kicked by a funeral procession?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead, but produces a crapload of toxic bacteria
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
What to do when you can't get all the marijuana out of your private parts?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A shirtless Putin just rode in on his bear to announce that memes are now illegal in Totally-Not-Soviet Russia
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese porn police break two computers during vigorous investigation
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this airborne ballplayer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police who took the door away and held it in accordance with a court order because there was a lawsuit
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Three words you never want to see in a headline: "Mystery train ejaculator"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The week is almost over, let's finish strong so we can spend the weekend holding down a hammock. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Blind man is refused entry to post office because: A) He is drunk. B) He is naked. C) He has a service dog
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Well, them apples didn't fall far from the jibbering whacko moonbat lunatic tree. With likely meme picture
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Robber carried a white canvas bag printed with a dollar sign, apparently planned to rob Scrooge McDuck
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Always a bride, never a bridesmaid
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Middle School student charged with cybercrime for using a teacher's pre-school caliber password to change a computer's wallpaper without permission
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(Sarnia Observer)
 
 
 
Guy is shocked that foil roasting pan he bought at Dollarama folded while removing turkey from oven and burned his feet. "I won't be recommending this product," Harding said. "It makes me wonder about the other kitchen products in the dollar store"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Religious fundamentalists who refuse to sit next to women on planes are increasingly causing problems for airlines. Not those fundamentalists, the other ones
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(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Good news : The government is going to show you free pr0n. Bad news : If you get a woody, you're going back to jail
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Can an attractive beaver keep overeager young people from popping cherries?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just an untreatable tick-borne virus in Connecticut
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A German man who had his penis enlarged with silicone injections claims it is now nine inches long and weighs ten pounds. That's big but it's not clever
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Man acquitted for thinking apartment he broke into was a spaceship. Which finally answers the question as to whatever happened to the jury that found O.J. Simpson not guilty
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
...while the shiat-on-a-shingle they serve on Mondays is palatable if not pleasant; but the *real* neighborhood gem is over on E block in CC's cell, a well-known secret among the locals made famous for his fruit-cocktail pruno and skills with a blade
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Snake robot gives first glimpse of Fukushima reactor. Isn't this how Gamera was created?
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Gillette to introduce shaving razors based on Marvel superheroes. Apparently Wolverine is too dull to be included
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 25 vintage photos that show you what the word 'cool' means. Come for Frank Sinatra, stay for early forms of texting
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(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
A former Naval officer has been convicted of stealing waterproof clothes so he could carry out his sexual fantasies about being a prisoner of war. Yep, that makes total sense
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Live WWII grenades found inside Gary, Indiana trailer. Amazing they lasted this long without the average Gary citizen using them by now
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Is this license plate offensive? 370H55V. No? Texas DMV says it is. If you flip it upside down
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dedicated cycling coach brings mile-long bike path to unlikely place. What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
And God said "Gas is too cheap"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Black flamingo spotted in Cyprus. Pink flamingos spotted moving to better neighborhoods
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The next time you visit Gloucestershire, don't forget to hike up Leckhampton Hill and check out the giant stone penis
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton to take longer maternity leave, plans to get back to her royal duties just as soon as someone defines what those are
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Today's 'use of force police video' is brought to you by Virginia Beach and 'smelling weed in the car'
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman has too much to drink at a bar, steals a car and crashes into someone. Bar is held responsible for overserving. She also didn't eat all day, so no word yet if the bar was supposed to offer the "Awesome" Pretzel Chicken Tenders
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for selling golden tickets to heaven, blame Jesus for setting them up. With completely expected mugshots
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some activity on this rooftop veranda
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(Time)
 
 
 
Roger Murdock, airline pilot, weighs in on the Walter Scott shooting
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said... *bang, bang, bang*
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Texas volunteer firefighters filmed violating new recruit with sausage and broomstick. At least they didn't try to use the fire pole
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A life insurance company wants to give you a FitBit and will discount your policy depending on activity levels. I plan on strapping mine to a paint shaker
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(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
"Sir, any valuables to report missing from the attempted car theft?" Victim: "Well, they stole a bag of dog shiat out 'the back of ma truck"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
San Bernardino sheriffs forget that helicopter has a camera, beat the living crap out of a guy who was on the ground
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Victorian craze that sparked a mini-sexual revolution? Rollerskating. Yeah, you read that right
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The FBI is just now offering a $300K reward for info leading to the conviction of person(s) who derailed an Amtrak train in 1995
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Police are about to question you because they suspect you've been flashing children in the neighborhood. Do you: C) Set your hair on fire out of guilt
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Joad family says, "Screw it, we're going back to frackin' Oklahoma"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Pretty blonde high school senior becomes ill over weekend, dies Tuesday, and doctors have no idea why. Try not to think about what Nancy Grace just did in her pants
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Refuse to participate in the Pledge of Allegiance? That's a refusal to be treated by the school nurse
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago: 'We're gonna build the St. Louis Arch because why shouldn't we?' Now: 'We can't clean the St. Louis Arch because it's too expensive'
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Thu April 09, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
ISIS loses control over large oil fields in Iraq, starts mounting machine guns on hybrids instead of gas guzzling pickup trucks
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Gunman shoots security guard at U.S. Census Bureau headquarters in Maryland. No word on final body count yet
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good: You're not as fat as you think you are. Bad: Because you have a tumor in your belly
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(Time)
 
 
 
Postal Service won't re-issue 80,000,000 Maya Angelou stamps with other poet's quote on it...because Obama had mistakenly attributed it to her?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
But what if Game of Thrones were set in the Middle East? asked no one, ever
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Nantucket, who wanted to ban helium balloons
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(WKU)
 
 
 
100 million gallons of raw sewerage dumped into Ohio River after power outage at Louisville treatment plant. That's pretty crappy
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(WTFark)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un swallowed the entire ocean just to get all his missiles back
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you get into a traffic accident, you should never leave the scene before police get there. Especially if the other driver is clinging to the hood of your car
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Place this sunbather in a nicer place
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How to stylishly wear a trench coat this spring, for ladies. For gentlemen, the style depends on how many teeth you have left after the SWAT team hurls you to the ground
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tehran mullahs begin campaign to obliterate fun from the internet. Iranian men banned from checking out women on "Face-hidden-by-burqa-Book"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Villagers in Spain tell pilgrims that "Compostella" does not translate as "poop on my doorstep"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Take a virtual tour of the Venice of New York, the Gowanus Canal from the safety of your computer desk chair (Will still need to hold your nose though)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sabra recalling over 30,000 tubs of hummus after consumers fail to enjoy their new listeria-flavored release
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well, I'm EXTREMELY excited about this discovery
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police are asking drivers stranded on a British expressway not to play soccer while they wait for help
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to the tireless efforts of the TSA, only 268 drunks, mentally ill persons, or lazy people taking a shortcut have managed to get into major airports in the past decade
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Anti-Vaxxer rethinking her stance after all 7 kids get whooping cough
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
India's "Needle Man" pins his hopes on Guinness world record
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
How do you know when you've had enough to drink? The cop trying to take the can out of your hand at the scene of the crash might be a clue
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this adventurous paddleboarder
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
When a road rage incident involves nunchucks, you know it's gotta be Florida
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
First he took away our freedom to refuse baking gay cakes, now Obama is after our freedom to brainwash our gay children
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Prominent mouth breathing Republican stooge claims that vaccinations are the new holocaust. Wait, did I say Republican?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Radon levels in 300,000 Pennsylvania homes are pretty frackin' high
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
"Oops." "W-what do you mean, oops?" "Some jerk put this the wrong way round." "Don't say 'oops'." "What do you say we try that again?" "Yes, yes. Yes. Without the 'oops'. Thataway"
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
"We had bought a DIY tattoo kit online and originally it was a well-intentioned exercise. Then when it didn't turn out right it dawned on me this was forever. If anyone is thinking of trying their own tattoos - I would just say, don't"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Student uses Freedom of Information Act on his school to see exam papers in advance
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Is that $61,000 worth of heroin in your underpants or are you just happy to see me?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well, don't that just rip your scrotum
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Let those among you who have never drunkenly stumbled across interstate freeway lanes to ask someone for jumper cables cast the first stone
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(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
Only Missourians can prevent wildfires. Suck it, Kansas
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Some in the crowd, made up of mostly women in long dresses, even hurled chickens at the vehicle"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
115-year-old Detroit woman, newest world's oldest person, credits her longevity to diet, spirituality, natural instinct to duck gunfire
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Some jerk sneaks into farm, jacks $70,000 in bull semen while hired hand is away
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One does not simply drive the M25 into Cobham
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
You stop at a gas station for lunch in New England. You get A) Pizza B) Sandwiches or C) Nepalese curry and choila
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Fourth skydiving death in two years at Skydive DeLand suggests that DeLand may not be the only problem
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Swamp People, Pennsylvania Edition
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Couple who lost everything in hurricane Sandy wins $255,000 lottery. If they thought Sandy took all they owned, wait until the IRS finds out they won a quarter million dollars
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto mayor declares war on "raccoon nation." (With awwwww-inspiring video)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Every UFO sighting on record since 1933 on one interactive map? Why, there's not enough tin foil on the planet for this
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Private investigator talks about being paid $10,000 a week to spy on cult leader David Miscavige's father, including the time he had a heart attack. "Let him die"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
China may build rail tunnel under Everest, bar in the center of the Earth
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Thief steals convertible Indy 500 pace car...from showroom floor...through plate glass window. Police on the look out for white, shirtless male...probably covered in blood
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(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Grandmother gets suspended sentence after police find 1,337 stolen items of clothing and accessories in her home, in what is being described as the most elite case of gran larceny ever
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you text two older drug dealers "You both will be dead within a week" and they are shot dead days later, don't be surprised when reporters call to ask you about that text
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"If all you boys and girls will clap real hard, Johnny can make bail"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Koreans believe Spam is a "luxury treat" instead of canned pink slime that tastes like an unholy mix of fecal matter, pig anus, and dandruff
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Please uncuff me officer, I need to get high on "Molly" one more time before I sign this document and before I go to jail"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Here I am in in Tijuana eating barbequed chihuahua ♫
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Mecham, You were my favorite high school teacher when I graduated 38 years ago. Please accept this thank you note. And a $10,000 check
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the mother who gave birth to her own brother and sister. Difficulty: not Arkansas
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Well hell. Where are you supposed to leave the kids when you're homeless in a stolen vehicle and you want to smoke meth? Let them wander around alone in the park at night?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Well, that didn't take long. Iran "misunderstands" framework. No deal unless all sanctions are lifted immediately
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
State: This anti-overdose drug works so well, we'll give it to all law enforcement personnel. Manufacturer: Great: We'll just raise the price 62%
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
St. Petersburg Police Department is teaching a horse to paint. "It builds their confidence and that's key to what we do"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop who (or what) these legs are attached to
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Headline: OMFG NET NEUTRALITY IS ADDING FEES TO INTERNET COSTS Article: It's the same Universal Service Fund you've been paying on phones since 1996
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(Marina City Online)
 
 
 
Chicago condo owner sues over having to share elevator with dogs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian jets attack ISIS bases in Syria, promptly apologize for doing so
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some New Jersey trains smell like a barnyard; the rest don't even smell that good
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Personal encryption: The Second Amendment of the Internet
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
IS/ISIL/ISIS/DAESH takes out TV5Monde, replaces it with NPR and PBS and Telemundo in France
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
China has made it easier for organs to be harvested for "donation" by letting your boss, co-worker, or even your drinking buddy give the okay
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bea Arthur's Lego movie cameo can now be yours
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you really want to conserve water, you'll water your flowers with old pasta water, you'll rinse your produce in the bathtub, and you'll collect the cold water in your shower while waiting for the water to get warm
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn, I say TORN, son, from the Front Page of the Bangor -- you're not listening' to me, boy -- I say, the Bangor Daily News: Hungry bobcat, raccoon captured at chicken coop. Together they're about as sharp as a bowling ball
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Priest who 'indulged in sexual role play where he made men pretend to be Judas Iscariot atoning for betraying Jesus during gay orgies' is fired
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(Time)
 
 
 
A world leader and a pop star are neck-and-neck in the Time Reader's Poll for most important person of the year. Neither one is who you think it is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Terminally ill man set to be first to undergo the world's first full HEAD transplant
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GoFundMe rejects fundraiser for South Carolina police officer charged with murder
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
No wonder so many teenagers in the '90s were screwed up, just look at what kind of sex education they had
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 518: "Spring Has Sprung" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A leading facial surgeon repeatedly punched a patient in the face to try and correct a fracture, a medical tribunal has heard. The doctor later wrote that the patient's face had been 'digitally manipulated'"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New map tells British residents if their house was ever bombed by the Luftwaffe
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
America, explained in one headline: "Nearly one in ten U.S. adults have impulsive anger issues and access to guns"
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Best beer ad poster EVER is one that lets you pour a cold beer
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop what is going on above this old man
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Plane which crashed with 999 kilos of drugs in Venezuela may have been shot down. FARK: Aircraft is registered to the Mexico's Attorney General's Office
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
We can expect warning labels on bottled water any day now
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Do you love grilled cheese sandwiches? If so, odds are you are more generous and have more sex than those who do not
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man survives a two-hour flight inside the wheel well of an airplane. Still beats flying economy on United
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Russia hacks into White House computers, is looking at all your sexy nekkid pictures right now
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
President Obama apparently found the one secret service agent who wasn't drunk, stoned, or getting blown by some South American prostitute and made him teach his daughter how to drive
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The lion, the witch, and the Mexican drug tunnel
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to global warming the Coast Guard will now be rescuing rich people from their capsized yachts in the Arctic Ocean
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Two years ago, Portage police recommended that motorists concerned about their safety while being pulled over should acknowledge the officer by waving at them and then drive to a public location before stopping. Today, woman arrested for evading arrest
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
The perfect heist is one the victim will never even notice. Cashing two million bucks in fake IRS returns at the check cashing place you work at, however, does not qualify
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Pa. man accused of having about 100,000 more images of child porn than you should have on your computer
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
The most traumatic part of a home fire? Spending a week on the phone with Comcast trying to convince them to cancel your account
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop the destruction of these innocent vegetables
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Gamergate moves to the Hugo Awards
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
College cancels screening of American Sniper because it made the snowflakes feel unsafe
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(AP)
 
 
 
Iran now has a destroyer headed toward Yemen. This should end well
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Judge issues stinging 'You should probably stop killing people, please' request in naturopathy death case
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Gay man calls Westboro Baptist Church to ask for advice on getting into heaven. "If I burn all my Lady Gaga CDs, will that help?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Asbo swan terrorising river users is following in vicious footsteps of his forefathers " (pics)
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
So among the animals in Australia that can kill you, we can now add giant goldfish. (Rare goldfish trifecta complete)
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(Boston Herald)
 
NewsFlash
 
Verdict in Boston for Tsarnaev. He will be thrown into the harbor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fourteen reasons man buns are wrong and must be stopped (pics of man buns)
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Barry Manilow is finally over Mandy, and is ready to take a chance again with his manager Garry
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Islamic fatwa decrees toilet paper is halal. But your left hand is still preferable
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US researchers: Hundreds of NKorea missiles threaten Pacific Ocean
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Court orders Dutch businessman behind horsemeat scandal to finally pony up
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kid picks near perfect NCAA bracket in ESPN contest, is denied $20,000 because he's only 12
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today's badass is this guy, who went on a rampage in a Pita Pit by destroying the store and assaulting random pedestrians
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney World encourages attention whoring, will not ban selfie sticks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China will document tourists behaving badly in which the incident will be kept on file for two years. "China's image has already been tarnished"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
10 years and 1 billion dollars later, Seattle conquers homelessness. Just kidding, it's worse than ever
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cross-dressing 'Mrs. Doubtfire Bandit' wanted for bank robbery. The ghost of Robin Williams unavailable for comment
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Turns out good things can happen when you actually show up and vote
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(Western Journalism)
 
 
 
Jerry Brown says Californians will face heavy fines for long showers. Which means between the wine industry, a Disney theme park and no showers, the difference between California and France is now negligible
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Mystery over 1974 cocktail chart produced by U.S. Forest Service
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
To kill time during the ceasefire, Ukrainian rebels go fishing. Russia denying any involvement
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Honestly people, stop picking on people's religion just because they want to wear a colander on their head
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ladies in blue
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Having cured all terminal illnesses & solving the world's energy crisis, scientists try to find an answer to that age old question. Why are the Dutch so farking tall?
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(Gladstone Observer (Australia))
 
 
 
"My boyfriend said I didn't blow hard enough, but I am sure it was the straw"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You guys need to just squiggling on through, there's nothing to see here concerning this whale-sized tubular sea monster
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
And the next progressive hippie utopia to decriminalize marijuana is... Wichita, KS?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Has Big Gay ruined the purity of professional body building?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who knows more about standardized testing: A 9 year old or a school board? Before you answer, consider: Florida
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An in-depth look at the ways Congressional Republicans can blow up any nuclear deal with Iran
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(KWGN.com)
 
 
 
Posters titled, "101 Things Black and Latina Girls Should Know" removed from public high school because they featured racist/sexist nonsense like, "Your body is beautiful just the way it is"
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Christian bookstore chain removes "heaven visitation" category because it's just too hard to believe
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Voters: Our schools are overcrowded and in need of repair. School District: Sure thing; we just need a marginal sales tax bump to pay for it up front. Voters: Wait, we have to pay for it? Nope
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The last thing you want is a donkey ending up in the front seat of your car"
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(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been an actual emergency, you would already be dead because you didn't pay $3.00/month to be included. This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System
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(9 News)
 
 
 
News: A new invasive species is taking over a lake in Colorado. Fark: Goldfish
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman spurned by her boyfriend exacts her revenge by bleaching his goldfish
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
South Carolina police officer charged with murder after video shows him shooting unarmed man running away from traffic stop (warning: article contains complete video of the killing)
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
If you're going to advertise cheese sticks that are "not just breaded, they're battered, like your wife" be prepared for some backlash
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Tue April 07, 2015
(National Journal)
 
 
 
If you think Detroit is a crumbling dangerous city you should talk to the Iraqi refugees from Baghdad who think it's a dream come true
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(WTFark)
 
 
 
I could do more than smell the flowers. Copulate for hours. Fornicate with a sock. Make your skin start scratchin'. 'Cause we been a sexin'. If I only had a cock (probably not safe for work language)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything? -Maya Angelou
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York Sidewalk Vendor: Cops arrested me, then started to eat my churros
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines, concerned about a passenger's health, kicks her off the plane so she can miss her chemo appointments
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Those adopt-a-highway volunteers might be slacking off if it takes several years to notice a body by the side of the road
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hovering dancer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Of Bunnies, Badgers and Fools
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
A man named Burger is marrying a woman named King. No word on if the couple is waiting for their wedding night before having some In-N-Out
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
U.S. cities take a hint from Russia, begin installing fake windows to make abandoned houses look better
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(The Local)
 
 
 
You can laugh, but when was the last time YOU tried to smuggle a dead crocodile for your mother?
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(Time)
 
 
 
TSA borrows a page from the "Take a Penny, Leave a Penny" business model
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri Supreme Court will decide whether cities have constitutional right to revenue-based traffic enforcement
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputies in Alabama confiscated more than 100---er, 60 cases of beer being hauled by teens to spring break on the Gulf Coast
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia changing nuclear subs' fuel from uranium to charcoal, and on the fly apparently
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man grabs ex-girlfriend, hits her and stamps on her head. Fark: In the middle of the county courtroom after the judge ruled against him
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual street walker
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Boston jury begins deliberating how guilty Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
It's National Beer Day. Why are you still standing?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dollar Store bomb threat turns out to be fake, like pretty much everything else in the Dollar Store
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New robot that costs $30,000 will free millions of workers from lives of drudgery and manual labor. Also from paychecks, but that will just make us all richer like off-shoring did
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Intercession of rescue agencies deprives Darwin of a resounding victory against two idiots who built a boat out of home improvement materials for a total cost of some nine British pounds and decided to go fishing in it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The five-second rule for dropped food is a myth, according to science. We've all been living a lie"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Bust of Edward Snowden removed from Fort Greene Park. In other news, someone took the time to make a bust of Edward Snowden and put it in Fort Greene Park without anybody noticing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, I recently read my late husband's diary. Is the bigger concern that it is mostly about his old girlfriend, thought of her while making love, and wondered what our kids would look like with her, or that I married a man with a diary?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Taco Bell wants to start delivering sandwiches to your door, assuming they can figure out that whole delivery thing
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Police investigating the theft of six best in show-winning guinea pigs from a top breeder have not ruled out a rival competitor" (w/ pics)
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Incompetence leaves DC in the dark. Also, the power is out
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Sign stolen from farm of original member of SEAL Team 6 who died of ALS in 2012. Thief wondering what all those green dots are that just appeared on his chest
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dog burns down house trying to get treats. Bad doggie. Bad
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
If you're going to attack a mailman to try to steal a package, make sure the mailman isn't an ex-boxing champ who won the British welterweight title in 2007
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Violent thug on the run taunted police on Facebook while wearing Dame Edna Everage-style glasses and a blonde wig"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Nestle being blamed for California's drought because they make money selling bottled water
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk guy looking for warm place to sleep breaks into building and takes a nap. Only one slight problem
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And on the right, children, you see the hippos, which are native to Africa and actually have a common ancestor in whales. And on the left, you'll see local favorite Melvin the Giraffe, who OH MY GOD LOOK AWAY
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Have you ever been to an international coffee expo it's really great there are coffee diplomats from all over the world ready to share their coffee with you and you keep drinking coffee is it just me or is my heart beating really fast
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Not News. Guns banned from convention. Fark: The NRA convention. Finally, a use for this darn tag
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man described as Britain's least competent criminal back in jail for 350th conviction as he continues doing life on the installment plan (pics)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My friend asked me if I'd raise her kids if she died. I said yes, and she died right after my boyfriend proposed, and now he's called off the wedding because he doesn't want to raise someone else's kids. Are you buying any of this?"
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Here are must-try foods from all 50 states. Subby can sure go for a lobster roll right now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NCIS report on Bowe Bergdahl raises new questions. Like how long is CBS going to drag this show out? 12 seasons? Christ, that goth chick is like 50 years old
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this (nearly) perfect living room
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The reason you got all that human breast milk so cheap is because your dealer cuts it with cow's milk
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas man who had lifetime of free buffet meals taken away from him commits suicide, says he couldn't live without those tiny ham cubes
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In the course of human history, there are seven cows we should never forget
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(IBC World news)
 
 
 
American tourist goes for a leisurely drive down busy road in Thailand. It went well, apart from driving down the wrong side for 30 minutes, hitting thirteen cars, injuring two people and having her wheels shot by police
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Attention well-intentioned people of Florida: There are some significant biological differences between the turtle and the tortoise and one of them is that tortoises can't really swim so please stop releasing baby tortoises into the ocean
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Canadians travel 2,000 miles to eat at KFC, say they hope to stop at a chicken place somewhere on their way home
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Noted Civil Rights activist Donald Trump is outraged that a show like 'Black-ish' can be on television
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Controversial Chinese chemical plant explodes again, despite official assurances it would "definitely never" do such a thing
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Contemporary painter who has been compared to Jackson Pollock is showcased in sold-out galleries around the world. Not bad for an 8 year old
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police officer shot and killed during training at gun range
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Now that is what I call finger licking good
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
"Scientist" claims to have "virtually unequivocal evidence" that he found the "tomb" of "Jesus." Oh, and His "wife" "Mary Magdalene." Oh come on, AND His "son" "Judah?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I like my presidential Easter egg hunts like I like my chocolate bunnies... COVERED IN BEES
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Mon April 06, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World's oldest person cedes the throne after a mere six days
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Bakery bandit passes on cookies, demands the dough
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You cut him off, he pulls out a chainsaw. It's the Canadian way
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Food Babe versus Science Babe, in an epic throwdown of science fact versus nutrition superstition
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Man dating 17 women at once gets found out when they all show up to visit him in the hospital. Well, this is awkward
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sweet bath
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Restaurant diner finds pearl in her fried oysters, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Four treated for up to 50 stings after stumbling upon wild hive of over 20,000 bees in residential neighborhood. Your move, Australia
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(io9)
 
 
 
The neighbor's dog told me to post this while eating a Twinkie
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
DEA: OK, fine. Marijuana does help treat brain tumors. But your cancerous ass still can't stop us from arresting you if you use it
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