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Sun February 22, 2015
(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
This is NOT how snow angels are made
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(Israel National News)
 
 
 
In most cities the Mayor orders the police to chase after violent criminals. In Jerusalem, the Mayor personally chases after the stabber and tackles and restrains him personally
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Those "brave" leaders of Boko Haram may have used a seven year-old girl as suicide bomber. Sad tag seen arguing with Sick tag
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chilean cyclist's quest to bike around the world has ended with his death--surprisingly NOT by drowning
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Standup Barbie TV reporter diagnosed with skin cancer after using sun beds for 10 years
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(South Florida)
 
 
 
"No one wants to spend $20 to see a concert if it involves Kid Rock"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How drunk is too drunk to have sex?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Conan in Cuba
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
University of Michigan's 80-year-old, 28-foot-tall agave will be cut down now that it has served its purpose. Good plant
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
From the 'So you thought you'd seen it all' files: Kayne West develops video game. Fark: About his mother
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Have you masturbated today? According to the Kinsey Institute, you probably have"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If your teacher likes you, chances are you'll get a better grade. So in conclusion, sucking up never hurts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Air Force student pilot safely lands F-16 jet despite losing half a wing in mid-air collision with instructor during mock dogfight. That he lost
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The president of Wright State University and its dining services vendor have apologized for a Black History Month menu that featured fried chicken and collard greens"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Nice guy" teacher and wrestling coach had child porn, a major marijuana grow op, and a homemade silencer in his house. Apparently, New Jersey has a different definition of the word "nice"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Police put on display of shock and saw
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What ISIS really wants, besides hookers and blow
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Uncomfortable teaching students about some of the dark parts of our country's history? Why not just create a new dark spot in history?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when a $400,000 McLaren supercar smashes into a Saab. The Saab suffered dozens of dollars of damage (pic)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Laziest man in the world sends drones out from his apartment to buy his cigarettes (vid)
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Normally when you operate a snowplow, you only clear snow and ice. You normally don't find a dead person that was shot in her vehicle
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
"Did learning to cook make me a bad feminist?" Oh for the love of--really? Cooking is suddenly sexist now? For shiat's sake
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Early humans developed kindness and compassion up to 3 million years ago. Presumably followed by hatred, apathy and negativity
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fan of cricket
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Coroner warns airlines about toxic fumes affecting pilots and passengers on aircraft, which is exactly why you don't see Taco Bell offering inflight meals
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
And the award for Best Meth Mugshot goes to
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Death is a way of life. Especially if you're a child in this Christian faith-healing sect and you get food poisoning
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The time has come for us to offend religion more
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New evidence shows "the Lord Jesus Christ may have been the first in a long line of famous gingers, followed by the likes of Viking Erik The Red, singer Mick Hucknall and footballer Paul Scholes"
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Norway's Muslims form human shield around synagogue, say they don't want to hear tales of the headless Norsemen
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maryland drivers urged to "use common sense" while driving in a snowstorm
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Your daughter in her panties. Your daughter... wait, what?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I'm no racist, but..." says racist
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(AP)
 
 
 
Nature finds a way to shut down legitimate anti-abortion campaigner
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(Valley Central)
 
 
 
The prisoners are revolting! You said it, they stink on ice
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday morning: Job Interviews (somewhat Not safe for work language in link)
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this very secure person
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
A man showed up at the dentist for the first time in a decade. Oh, there's a video? Sure, it can't be that ba--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (not safe for lunch)
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
There is a very good reason why you shouldn't put a private gun club right next to a popular hiking trail. We're looking at you, Phoenix
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
In Hawaii, Large Whale Entanglement Response Coordinator is a job title
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Einstein Brothers Bagels to close eleven Chicago stores after some genius business decisions
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Breaking the glass door of a pawn shop just to steal a $15 aerosol gun seems like a lot of work for such little profit
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Police in Humble, Texas would like to tell the jerk who slashed the tires of 46 cars to kindly knock it the fark off
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
I'm going to go with "No Jetliner or 50,000 pounds of jet fuel" for $100, Alex
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two injured in shooting at the ironically named Fun Spot
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Police Chief warns black youths not to fight with the cops: "Detroit's not a Ferguson" You hear that, Sarah Duchess of York? Even Detroit doesn't like you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since a beagle won the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, here's an op-ed piece about one woman's horror story with beagles, thus why you should never ever own one
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Editorial staffs of US/UK publications favour a centralised policy of honouring localised spelling customs, as they realise insisting upon proper English may cause offence
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"If they would have said this would not work, we would not have done it," he said. "That's why I got female input. One person said [it] may be able to work, but [was] not sure how strong the vagina is"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man breaks into woman's apartment, takes her cellphone, snaps a picture of her in the shower, and uploads it to Facebook. Police believe he's the same man that broke into two others residences, masturbated, peed, and left
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Internet-sourced hash ice cream leaves couple naked, sick, and crazy. Police: "this example shows that people should perhaps be careful in believing everything on the internet and to take care with all drugs, no matter in what form they appear,"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Teacher seeks restraining order against student who threatened to stab her by posting a copy of the note to Instagram, though the student's parents think the 10 day suspension was punishment enough
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Belfast police raid a home and call a bomb squad after mistaking an Xbox 360 controller as a weapon
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Governor issues order banning pornography on state devices, saying any misconduct will be just cause for termination. Up until now you would simply receive a slap on your free wrist
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Sat February 21, 2015
(Thanh Nien News)
 
 
 
Two individuals are awaiting verdicts after being accused of stealing and eating research goats
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
While you're digging out from under Snowmageddon, spare a prayer or two for the poor celebrities who might have to brave a 30 percent chance of rain to go get their $160,000 worth of freebies at the Oscars
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not content on just trampling on the rights of American citizens of Japanese descent, the US government in WWII asked a dozen Latin American countries to arrest and forcibly deport their Japanese residents to the US, where they were interned
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(EarthPorm)
 
 
 
Just because life gives you a miserable, cold winter, and insane amounts of snow, it doesn't mean you can't have a little fun with clearing your driveway. Here are thirty examples of that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yanukovich is no closer to playing the Super Bowl, but he IS making noises about trying to return to Ukraine, presumably to try to re-seize power
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This just in: Drinking games are bad for teenagers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mysterious alien object caught on camera in the skies above Cornwall, experts want YOUR help identifying the craft: "It looks triangular - but I have no idea what it is" (w/pic)
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
A thirty-one year-old Beluga whale has died at SeaWorld. Let's hope Captain Kirk and crew don't slingshot back to this time period to try and save earth from that cetacean probe; the future would be screwed
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers enjoy the privilege of putting everyone else at risk. They basically get off on causing a potential epidemic and possibly killing children
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
'Oral Suction' circumcision is A)Porn Movie Title, B)Band Name, C)Something you negotiate with NYC to be allowed to do
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
DIY (Detonate It Yourself)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What bees taught me about Cambodia. It's today's Cambodian confection cultivation revelation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I'm gay. And I want my kid to be gay, too." Well, there you go
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS vow to take over Rome and 'throw homosexuals off of your leaning tower of PIZZA'. Little Caesar unavailable for comment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Edible Magna Carta cake goes on display. That's nothing, you should see what our politicians are doing with historic government documents on THIS side of the pond
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(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this friendly offering
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
MOTY inadvertently takes herself out of the running
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(Men's Journal)
 
 
 
Dogfish Head's Sam Calagione talks about how there's no chance in hell he'd ever sell out to InBev
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(KMTV Omaha)
 
 
 
Prisoner on the run decides a house owned by a former Marine and ex-cop is the perfect place to lay low for a while. Except for the Marine in the house at the time. And his dog. And his gun
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Is it safe? IS IT SAFE?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jamie "Flying Elbows of Death" Jackson wants you to know how she got to be the world record holder for catching the most bridal bouquets
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Remember the 20/20 about the guy that turned his holiday display into a Fark You to his neighbors? The township is back in court trying to get him to clean it up
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(Pendle Today)
 
 
 
Boozed up while pregnant, beating your boyfriend with a paper towel holder, biting and threatening him with a 12" knife, because his gay friend jokingly sent him WIE, is no way to go through life young lady
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky to trans-gendered students: Just hold it until you get home
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Welcome parents. On the first floor here you can leave you child in the care of My Precious Moments daycare center. Then head on downstairs to my son's shop the My Precious Moments ecstasy and weed store
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Men are posting selfies of themselves in miniskirts following the murder of a student who was wearing one when she was attacked and killed in Turkey (pics)
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
When posing with your pussy is really more of a cry for help
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
It's not dead, it's just pining
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
NASA says the Eastern U.S. looks like it's in a deep freeze. Here's the photo to prove it, from 200 miles up
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Trench cello' played for the first time since WW1. No word if museum plans to host a symphony along with a flamethrower flute and bayonet bassoon
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Helicopter crashes on busy Southern California freeway. Cue synthetic blood and sound effects
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(io9)
 
 
 
Some days, you're the cat. Other days, you're the cat with the octopus glued to its face
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dude, where's my ejection seat?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Headline needs no improvement: Tim Cook SLURPED our BRAINS, snarl fat battery bods A123
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
This teenager from New York City just caught a 1,058 lb. blue marlin in Kona, Hawaii. "My estimate is today there are over 100 people that are enjoying that fish"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flashy moment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warm cricket consomme washed down with ant-infused gin? My mouth's watering already
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Magazine asks 1,000 Japanese women if they'd rather date an ugly millionaire or an unemployed hottie. Responder: "I'd use the rich one like an ATM and fool around behind his back with the unemployed guy"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your dog knows you're lying, but will keep quiet for a steak
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You think another teenager stole your pot. Do you: A) Forget about it. B) Ask them to give it back. C) Spend several weeks plotting to murder them
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Almost half of people between 21 and 27 have never tried Budweiser, as the grand tradition of drinking cheap and nasty beer in college is apparently under threat
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man so unhappy with new haircut that he trashes salon in 'irate' rampage rather than just wearing a hat for three weeks like the rest of us (w/ pic of haircut)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teens plead not guilty in attempted broom rape as officials refuse to sweep case under the rug (Article contains some graphic language)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Church graffiti culprits identified
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(Slate)
 
 
 
More and more sperm donors are suing for visitation rights, and this is bad news for same-sex couples
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After being declared clinically dead, Catholic priest is revived and claims to have gone to heaven and met God. "God is great and almighty despite being a woman"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
World's saddest owl found in Malaysia (pic)
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Awesome sauce for high-end renters in Manhattan, when the apocalypse comes, your glass-walled apartment 80 stories up will be your tomb
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Shh, the kids are asleep, let's go out and smoke some weed - I'm sure they will be fine
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Man's plan to steal 25,000 pounds of cheese doesn't turn out so gouda
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Armed terrorists burst into school, abduct 89 children
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A seaside holiday town's plan to call a road Hitler's Walk has been scrapped after it sparked outrage" (pic)
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
A Canadian supporter of Daesh, in his own words. It's about as dumb as you'd expect, only with fewer "eh's"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're planning to steal a bus, get a good night's sleep BEFORE you get behind the wheel or the results will just be pathetic
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If you're a utility company trying to negotiate a 10% rate increase with the State, don't inadvertently cc an email to all parties involved stating how little you're actually willing to settle for
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China's latest export hit: hepatitis
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"The Pope has compared the threat of transgender people to nuclear weapons"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elderly New Jersey man facing up to ten years in prison after 300-year-old flintlock pistol found in glove box of his car. "He has no chance of parole, because New Jersey's modern handgun law includes antique handguns" (pics)
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Grandparents are supposed to dote on and spoil a new granddaughter, not bind down both of her legs inside a makeshift cage made out of a hamper just so they can grow marijuana in peace
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Dog joins 97% of Americans who are stuck in their recliner chairs
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
There's drunk driving. There's drunk driving in the wrong direction. Then there's drunk driving in the wrong direction halfway across the Golden Gate Bridge, before pulling a u-turn in the middle
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(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
Here's four ways to fix your Text Neck. Still no cure for Fark Face
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered "Bourbon virus" linked to Kansas man's death. Paging Dr. Curtis, Dr. Curtis to the ER, stat
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this iceberg just chilling out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welcome to what may be the only retirement home specifically for OAPs (old age pussycats). With heated beds, sunny sofas, and open fires, almost 80 elderly kitties have a comfy place to enjoy Caturday
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fetuses are more sensitive and susceptible to the prenatal environment than initially believed. So maybe you shouldn't take your unborn child to work
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
I had to move, move, really had to move
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You'd think it would be pleasant to wake up because your girlfriend has taken your penis into her mouth. You'd think
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Fox regrets skipping so many Cunning classes at school
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prank caller tricks employees into destroying Circle K, presumably by telling them strange things were afoot there
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Now that marijuana is days away from being legal in Alaska, does that mean it's cool to take your weed with you on plane flights? Just asking for a friend
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
All nine former DEA leaders voice their opposition to Colorado's pot laws, add their support to lawsuit from neighboring states asking Supreme Court to strike down the laws. Why? Because fark you hippies, that's why
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
What the color of your urine says about your health. Spoiler alert: Syrup brown is bad
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Real man" and Republican hero Putin has succeeded in getting his country's credit rating lowered to "real junk"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Greece to avoid bankruptcy for another four months
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
North Korea sends 100,000 abroad to work as slaves to fund luxuries for Lil' Kim
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Leon Kent, who stopped German tanks at the Battle of the Bulge, dies at age 99. Sadly, most Americans will never make it to 99 because of their personal battle of the bulge
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly responds directly to accusations made on Fark and elsewhere that his pants are on fire
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Big box superstores are making us fat because apparently everyone's forgotten about self control
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Suburban Chicago police department pays $500 in Bitcoin to a hacker who seized one of their computers and all its pertinent files. If only there were some arsenal they had access to in order to track down and arrest the hacker
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(The Citizen (South Africa))
 
 
 
The man said personnel started with the C-section when he suddenly heard the doctor say: "You've cut the head"
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Woman's house straddles NY/CT border. Bank fails to pay taxes on NY half of it out of escrow account. Town forecloses. Neighbor snaps it up for $275. Doesn't tell woman. When she does find out, neighbor offers it back for $150k
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why the long face, buddy?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New Mexico: We're missing somewhere between $76 million and $400 million. Give or take a few
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I had to explain racism to my five-year-old. It's just not acceptable. He didn't really understand. If we are equal what gives the person responsible the right to do that?
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
She worked on Rocky III. And Rocky V. And The Karate Kid. And it will take all the fight she has left in her to get north San Diego's transit service to give her rides, now that she's disabled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will the Springs finally succeed in Succession? Will anyone ever take Boulder seriously? And will Hickenfalafel finally have it out with JohnJacobKlingenschmitt? Confused? You still will be after this week's episode of "Colorado"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Maths quiz. Six times the legal limit X Three separate car crashes + one u-turn in someone's backyard = ?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Selfie-loving MP's wife with a bad case of the crazy eyes was either abused as a child or is a self-obsessed fantasist
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(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Woman arrested while masturbating to 50 Shades of Grey in crowded theater. Put the cuffs on her boys, I'm sure that was the last thing she would have wanted to happen
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to bail out of work, it's time for your Fark Weird News Quiz. Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists who take quizzes
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(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
And you thought YOUR driver's license photo was bad
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(BDCwire)
 
 
 
While most Bostonians have faced 4-hour MBTA commutes and struggled to dig out their cars, these guys and girl dug a 40 foot tunnel through a snowpile that was blocking their bike path
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A refrigerator may protect you from a nuclear blast, but it will not stop the long arm of the law
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Workplace prankster is stabbed to death by his co-worker for the always amusing "yank the chair out from under them" gag
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ISIS has an army of 7-foot-tall giants at its disposal, and they've been trained by Iran's best Photoshoppers
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Zambia's top prosecutor drops all charges. Fark: Charges were against him
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Noted fashion designer Kanye West says creating clothing is very difficult because he's so famous
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(The Tab (UK))
 
 
 
How stoned do you have to be to get into a police car by accident? Turns out very
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sparkling samba dancer
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Worker shot in foot at blood bank, sets new record for blood donated
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mom rants on the internet after zero out of 16 invited kids show up to her autistic six year old's birthday party. Does she get A) flamed, B) ignored, or C) a police and fire department response, including helicopter fly over
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Dubai's Torch Tower is living up to its name
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Reason #47 to avoid shopping in Walmart: Getting shot by a blow dart
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(9 News)
 
 
 
I wasn't trying to blow up the NAACP office, I was trying to blow up the accountant's office next door. So we're cool, right?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Spice is flooding into Russia. House Ukrainian suspected
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Clothing care instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry or 'Give it to your mum to wash, it's her job.'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exciting skikjoering race
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Wind chills in south Florida will make it feel like it's almost cold
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Meet a genuine hero who has icewater in his veins, ears and probably a few other places, too
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Gamer Gate trolls are moving on and attacking American Sniper critics
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man accused of molesting three girls aged 9-10 who were at his daughter's sleep-over party, does just about the only thing that could make things worse for him: trying to hire a hitman to have the girls killed before they can testify
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(Today)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, your coffee addiction is actually a good thing now
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Three British teens beheaded to Syria
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Let's have a look under the Waldorf-Astoria to see the secret train platform that Franklin D. Roosevelt and other VIPs used back in day
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Good: Finally finding your biological father after a long search. Bad: After finding him, he dresses you in a wedding gown and rapes you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What's more dangerous, giving your child a vaccine or a wood-bleach enema. The answer may surprise you. If you are complete farking moron, that is
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(The Local)
 
 
 
What do you do when someone tries to sell you a fake Francisco de Goya painting? Pay for it with photocopied money
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a cow with a bicycle stuck on its neck
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
File your taxes yet? Not so fast, people who bought insurance through HealthCare.gov
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Mother hears her 14-year-old son's heart beat for first time two decades after his death
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Anti-vaccine professor takes leave of absence, plans to spend more time coughing on her family
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Mirror mirror on the wall, which patrons dining beneath you do you want to fall .....on?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia middle school officials determine that the individuals who peed on heating pipes and demonstrated inappropriate bathroom etiquette were probably not terrorists, but were instead middle school boys
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
I was unemployed while I was in jail, so why can't I collect unemployment? These laws are so complicated
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Meat and soda industries don't take kindly to idea that gout and diabetes are bad things
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DHS intelligence warns possible terrorist attacks from ISIS. Did I say ISIS, because I meant to say domestic right-wing sovereign citizens
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Add "islands" to the list of things China is building more cheaply than the rest of the world
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(Local 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
Ski resort closed due to winter weather
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Even bank robbers are discovering it's faster and more efficient to do all your banking online
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Drug-resistant malaria strain "on the verge of entering India". EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Unlikely fast food restaurants
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
It's cold outside. So here are some recipe for warm winter drinks like grog and matcha
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The pooling excrement froze, causing a toxic poopsicle, as well as a traffic hazard"
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Closest near-miss at an airshow that you will see this year. Do a barrel roll (w/video)
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You're so vain, you probably take selfies in stolen cars, don't you, don't you, don't you?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You would cry, too, if you had to watch Jerry Springer
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Do ewe know the difference between the Year of the Goat and the Year of the Sheep?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
On the left, the new U.S. government dietary recommendations. On the right, Farkers telling us this is all wrong and that they will explain their all-bacon diet after waking up from their foot amputation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman whose only friends were ferrets defies school bullies to launch successful modelling career, now wants to be a Victoria's Secret angel: "The ferrets wouldn't judge me and were always there for me when I had a bad day" (w/pics)
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(Supercompressor)
 
 
 
If you can carbonate water why can't you carbonate whiskey, tequila or vodak?
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man breaks into store literally using his head to steal lottery tickets
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Porn stars do a whole lot of things on camera. But can they cry? No, like, on purpose
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bad dog. No donut
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's so cold In Kentucky police issued an arrest warrant for 'Frozen's' Elsa
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(Vox)
 
 
 
O'Reilly and Williams at Tanagra. When the walls fell
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Thu February 19, 2015
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Mynd you, streaker bites Kan be pretti nasti
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Thomas Jefferson: Founding Father, third President of the United States... Pigeon house designer
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Man tells FBI agents that he was drunk and "just playing" when he called an airport last Friday and threatened to blow up "everybody" with a pipe bomb
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently, being a Chicago cop is great training to be a Guantanamo Bay interrogator
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News host: "There really shouldn't be public schools, should there?"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Bad day: Running late for a job interview and some jerk is blocking the way off the bus, so you tell him to go fark himself as you push past. Worse day: Arriving to interview with the guy you just shoved while telling him to go fark himself
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Vladimir Cool
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's so cold in Ontario, even the bison want to be inside
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
State lawmakers make it slightly easier to get the hell out of Maryland
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Nightmare fuel discovered at home of convicted sex offender
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Treadmill desks: not great for working, not great for exercising. Plus they cost way more than $5 per month
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
He's a secretary by day, ISIS leader by night? Well, that's just a terrible comic
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(Vox)
 
 
 
STOP THE PRESSES: Kim Jong Un has a new haircut
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you fall asleep on the train and wake up to find some guy's hands down your pants?
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
A leaf fell in the air, and somewhere far off, a junkie died alone of an overdose, locked in a Burger King bathroom. ~ FIN ~
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There are the usual ways of staying warm while you fish ... and then there's this guy
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Guess which state's tax dollars helped pay for Wrestlemania, "Magic Mike," and "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?"
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Tofu is loved and hated, or perhaps hated and loved? Either way, here's your chance to show why it's a great protein to cook with. Convince the masses. Show us your tofu recipes
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Ice volcano is, surprisingly, *not* a Syfy original movie
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jewel exam
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Parliamentarians debriefed on tight underwear
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
$1200 worth of panties stolen in brief heist
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Il ice festival features sculptures of assault rifles and a missile launcher as well as a "Kimjongilia," which we'll assume is a condition whose symptoms include making ice sculptures of assault rifles and a missile launcher
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Johnny Mnemonic: terrible cyberpunk movie, great meta-cyberpunk movie. Woah
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
No need to panic in the ER just because there's a deadly superbug nightmare swirling around your hospital. Right, doctors?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Gandalf: A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to, even if it's the sixteenth century
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(CBS Seattle)
 
 
 
Wyoming judge sentences man to life plus six to ten years
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers now say that it's very likely that Ebola has a limited level of airborne infection. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Judge throws out lawsuit filed against Pepsi and Quaker Oats by two men claiming to be the heirs of the woman who portrayed Aunt Jemima from 1930 to 1950 because there was no proof they came from the same batter
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Please note: if the Police find your child-sized sex doll with 'thank heaven for little boys' written on its underwear, they will not be interested in your 'Homeland Security is run by cyborgs' theory
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Lucky Southern kid: "I was just dancing on the ice and then I fell in"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Faust Library to consider hiring a guard after drug overdose, flasher incidents, although funds are tight and they may have to make a deal with someone
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cyberstalker busted after 6th graders start receiving creepy-as-hell messages from anonymous sender who turns out to be ex camp counselor-in-training. This wouldn't have happened under Tripper's watch
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Carnegie Mellon University: "To the 800 applicants that wrongly got in, sorry about that. We're cool now, right?"
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Grumpy Cat's new rival Sauerkraut is taking over the internet
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain's long national nightmare is over
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Google views show that drugs do no damage to America's streets
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Man sees wife for first time in decade after getting bionic eye implant, quickly remembers why he didn't mind not seeing her for a decade
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(Metro)
 
 
 
For those of you that are always crying for a drink: Now you can buy a drinks flask that looks like a real baby. Now no one will ever know you're a whining alcoholic
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(Kansas Humanities)
 
 
 
The KKK challenging an African-American baseball team and using Catholic umpires in my town? At one time it was more likely than you think
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A mother and her boyfriend take their 3-year-old daughter with them to a liquor store they plan on robbing. The man shoots himself in the leg, and he and the woman leave, trying to hide evidence. They forgot the kid, of course
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sentences you never want to read in a news story: "He then picked up the severed head and walked outside the supermarket"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
If you bought a Lenovo computer recently, your machine is so compromised you might as well encase it in concrete and drop it in the bottom of the ocean
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Some guy finally bought that sexy Spock Star Trek van. "Everyone was laughing [at it], but I looked a little closer and I realized that this was a great vehicle"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Couple plan on leaving their fortune to monkey. No word yet on designated spanker
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
McDonald's test marketing seasoned McNuggets, say if this works out, they may put chicken in them next
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Washington florist knows she'll have to answer to God if she makes boutonnieres for your sinful gay wedding
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Florida is bracing for a shark attack as Sharknado 3 begins filming in Orlando
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
A man's finger length shows how nice they are to women. And now you will spend the next four hours measuring men's fingers to see how nice they are to women
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York State Senator wants to ban possession of machetes, make it safe for kids to return to Camp Crystal Lake this summer
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
"Police say the woman was very drunk when they found her alive inside a box. The woman said she doesn't remember how she ended up at the landfill"
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Patent covers online voting, Drew
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
School says seventh grade girl showed off her sexual objects at school dance. And by "sexual objects," they meant "shoulders"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Happy Chinese New Year. Here are some goats in trees (slideshow)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama can fix the economy but can't fix stupid as more Americans are disapproving of his economic plans despite that fact they are feeling better about the results of those plans
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(MSN Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl that Sir Mix-A-Lot would like
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you really want to travel light you need to wear face goggles made out of a full set of cutlery
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Maybe China will start taking air pollution seriously now that all kinds of firework shows for the Chinese New Year have to be cancelled because of air quality
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The wonderful spring weather the West has been experiencing is great, except for all the grizzly bears that are coming out of hibernation early
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yes, married couples have less sex as time goes by, but then they have more sex after 50 years when they can't afford hookers and nobody else will touch them
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you're going to host a webcam where you self-lactate for the world to see, make sure to save some of your breast milk for your hungry newborn
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
68-year-old man accused of assaulting a massage therapist at a casino hotel room. There was no happy ending
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Drugged, naked, and masturbating is no way to go through life, girl. Even in Florida
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman asks for divorce because her husband doesn't want sex three times a day
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If the cops find you drunk in a movie theater bathroom with an open bottle of whiskey and your personal items scattered across the floor, don't try arguing that what you're doing is not illegal
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(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Jim Beam becomes the latest bourbon company sued for "deceptive labeling." Next up, Budweiser in the dock for not being the royal leader of all lager
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To the surprise of no one, Colorado is the American West's only bright spot
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
In rare case of common sense, county officials decide not to rename their regional airport "international" due to not having any international flights, despite consultants who insist that's just a marketing tool
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(UPI)
 
 
 
And the 1st place winner for "What could possibly go wrong with this stunt" is:
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A corshionary tale
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Why do we love the smell of coffee? Here comes the science
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Candy bars may never be the same again. It's been sweet
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 511: "Selfies" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 18, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good: Researchers say nicotine and caffeine can protect bees against parasites. Bad: Swarms of bees hopped up on nicotine and caffeine
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Now there's one less consequence of your weekly tequila bender
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Principal went to a 15 year-old's home for sex, but was caught sayof red-handed
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why do you want to stuff your face with munchies after you've done 20 bong hits? Science has the answer as to why marijuana fools the brain's feeding system
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Unpopular tourist destinations
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(Time)
 
 
 
Little Caesars tests the theory that there is no such thing as too much bacon by making a pizza pizza with a bacon bacon crust
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah woman to sue herself to seek compensation from herself. Jury to decide if she can go f herself
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Child claims he was once a woman in another life - and the details he knows may creep you out
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Fark founder, Kentucky gubernatorial hopeful Drew Curtis auctioning Crisis on Infinite Earths #1 original art
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
...that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the right to ride a motorized toilet snow plow down the streets of DC
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Thousands of women have donated their wedding dresses so they can be made into beautiful burial gowns for babies"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Sorry, we don't provide fresh bedsheets in this hotel. We're pro-environment
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(Some Foodie)
 
 
 
Fark food thread: Known as the foodies Oscars, the 2015 James Beard Award semifinalists have been announced. Is one of your favs on the list?
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this coffee stain
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Youths break into and steal jewelry from .... wait for it .... K Mart. Apparently really valuable things like beer, wine and cigarettes were locked up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What can we do to make this glut of barely literate STEM majors actually valuable to the real world and its job market? Give them liberal arts training
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is the USA the last major country to still use the Fahrenheit scale? Because FREEDOM, *sluuurrrrp, glug*, 'MURICA
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, Virginians: You may be able to legally break out your trusty brass knuckles or throwing stars for your next gang fight
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Imam charged with sexual assault, shocking his congregation, who said they would expect this sort of behavior from Christians
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Congratulations, anti-homeschoolers: you're the next guest on "You're A Racist And Don't Try Denying It"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
There's no pleasing some people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what you are talking about so here is a 1913 Model T snowmobile
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(UPI)
 
 
 
130 people involved in attempt to break Guinness World Record for largest ethnic joke
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mom texts teenage boys, lets them know she wants to 'rock the cradle'
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Inmate flushes "large object," floods sheriff's office
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Yeah that's it, that's why us Chelsea fans were chanting "We're racist and that's the way we like it" on the Paris Metro: We threw the black passenger off the train because there wasn't enough room
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man caught on camera staggering around naked, attempting to start fight then faceplanting on curb named "Drunkest pedestrian of all time"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The coolest tourist attractions that no longer exist. Alas, poor Globe, I didn't know it well at all
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: At our wedding, we had a beautiful matte photo of us with plenty of white space for people to sign as a guest book. The goal was to hang it in our home. But one of my husband's friends drew a penis on it. What should I do?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"French police fearing a terror attack swooped on a man in Nice after receiving reports he was 'heavily armed' with a Kalashnikov, only to discover he was a 17-year-old dressed as Mr T for a fancy dress party"
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(WJHG Panama City Beach)
 
 
 
He's done
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Well, I guess we know which one is the evil twin now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "White Guys Speak Out," how hip-hop is worse than racism
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Mom and Dad, you are NOT invited to my wedding, because f*** you, that's why
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
They took my money, my drugs, and my pants
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airports devise yet another way to make flying more intolerable
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Boston, the city that collectively shiat itself because some pranksters put a Lite Brite on a building, bashes Washington DC for being snow wimps
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(Channel 24 (South Africa))
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner could be facing manslaughter charges after all, but hopes to transition to womanslaughter soon
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Watch this guy's dog defend his owner by biting a gas station robber in the face. Good dog. Gooooood dog
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Teacher fined after "accidentally" posting pro-Hitler image on Facebook, just might receive a strongly-worded letter in his file and an admiring profile in the Guardian
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently a doctor hog-tying his patient is not part of the normal office visit. Who knew?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pedestrians are freezing to death in snowbanks in Canada because people are mistaking them for dead seals left there for later
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tonight, on "Why Couldn't That Happen To Me?" man buys Goodwill watch for $5.99, sells it for $35,000
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young doctor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS morality police in Syria arrest a woman dressed in a full burkha and face veil for showing too much eye. You should have seen the look on her face
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
What's Joe Biden whispering in the new SecDef's wife's ear?
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Thanks to legal marijuana, ten police dogs in Alaska are going into forced marijuana detection retirement
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Fifty Shades of Grey' should have begged for an NC-17 rating
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Smoking hot Russian teen likes to take topless pics of herself, lift weights; she also holds three World powerlifting records: "People know me as 'Muscle Barbie' - I like this comparison. I can dead lift 180kg" (Safe for work)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Just for the record, more than 11 million Americans have signed up for that dangerous, destructive, job killing, dog kicking, pot smoking, food stamp cashing, nation destroying concept known as Government Healthcare
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson thinks you should be worried about posting ultrasound pictures on Facebook because a coven or some cultists may get hold of it and curse your unborn fetus
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The State Department has finally figured out how to beat ISIS: we need to find them jobs
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(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Roman Osharov is a freelance journalist from Russia. He is visiting the Citizen-Times through a douchebag exchange program run by the International Center for Journalists in Washington, D.C
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Millionaire heiress turned college student turned kidnap victim turned terrorist bank robber turned revolutionary turned pardoned convict turned suburban mom turned socialite turned movie star turns into winner at Westminster dog show
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at how often people in other countries shower. Seems the U.S. is the cleanest country in the world
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Art world loses its head over discovery of possible rare Anne Boleyn portrait
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Tue February 17, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oregon chub becomes 1st-ever fish removed from U.S. Endangered Species Act protection. Just to be safe, no one tell Dr. Zoidberg yet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that scene in Fight Club where Ed Norton beats himself up and his boss is blamed? Well, it's like that, only in a police interrogation room, and the cops actually recorded it for once
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Second opinion needed to find out if man who dressed as a woman to throw paint at a pharmacist is crazy
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Forty pounds of meth found hidden in truckload of broccoli. Cops plan to destroy the noxious cargo once the meth is removed
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(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Tesla crashes into bank, causing 11,000 smugs worth of damage
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
And just like that, MTV has a new reality show
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(CBC)
 
 
 
School board says strip-searching teenagers is okay as long as it's done "in a respectful fashion," and presumably with soft lighting
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this window
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Mom, I need some money." "You know what we could try, hon?"
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Shots fired at golfers result in a hole in one
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Insane man listening to Nickelback for 168 hours for charity
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good: Krispy Kreme employee comes up with idea of a 'Klub' for donut-decorating youngsters. Bad: Learns "The KKK" is not an appropriate name for a children's activity group. I guess Fritler Youth had already been taken
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old structure
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you got Charles Manson a wedding gift and haven't yet returned it, there's no reason to rush
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
How cold is it in New Hampshire? Woman from Siberia found frozen to death in the White Mountains
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City is trying a radical idea to deal with the homeless population in their city: give them homes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
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