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Sun February 15, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good apples are not grown. They're scientifically engineered
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(Salon)
 
 
 
America has reached peak hair removal insanity. KELLY CLARKSON
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Women say a man's best feature is ... his dog?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Houston firefighter posts "Let it burn...block the fire hydrant" during a fire at an Islamic center
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fastest growing market segment for Harley-Davidson? Women over the age of 60
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American participating in bullfight in Madrid discovers the bull does not always lose
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scary robot
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
On Friday, February 20th, Olive Garden will babysit your children while you enjoy all the breadsticks you can eat. Assuming you trust their waitstaff to babysit
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Well step aside my friend / I been doing it for years / I say, sit on down, open your eyes / And open up your ears / Say, put a bag of Horse in your butt / Put 9 more in your butt / Put a baggie of talk in your butt / Put 49 rocks in your butt
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Boise woman tries to beat the bajesus into Jewish friend
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
You're doing something wrong if you're a surfer and you need to be rescued from a cliff
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study reveals what most Farkers already know about attention seekers
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Flags of Our Fathers: Canada's iconic maple leaf turns 50 today. Here's a look at the runners-up
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flock of starlings
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Is your teen sleepy? Blame marijuana
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Heartless power company abandons little girl's kitten on top of a power pole since Friday
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
If you're going to pretend to be your non-existent blind identical twin brother to get out of traffic summonses, perhaps it would be wise to avoid driving. Then again, perhaps court clerks shouldn't fall for the ruse
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Weather Channel's Jim Cantore experiences thundersnow, loses his shiat in hilarious fashion
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
George Washington's Mount Vernon mansion has 2,556 nails in its New Room floorboards, which are all the originals, say people who are not at all neurotic about such things
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Museums have started to ban the selfie stick. Because, you know, you're supposed to appreciate the art and history enshrined in their buildings, not stick your big ugly face in front of it
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A Brooklyn-based "craft" barber has opened its second location in the future hipster mecca of Detroit. Detroit? Yes, Detroit
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Health Department orders school districts to determine which students are unvaccinated, thereby putting everyone at risk because their parents believe what a faded MTV actor says. Maybe we should put the unvaccinated in their own schools
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This 25-year-old woman just had her 500th flight as a human cannonball. What have you done with your life?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Florida teen feels too cocky. Decides to do something about it (Not safe for work)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Okay, okay. One last time. I've had it with these (yawn) mother farking scorpions on this (jeez, I can't believe I'm doing this) mother farking plane
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(Pierce Pioneer)
 
 
 
Large Hardon Collider to be back in action recently. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
San Diego TV station uses wrong photo in news report of suspected rapist. And by wrong photo, we mean a photo of the President of the United States. Oh, and one guess as to which network they are affiliated with
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Another work week approaches, another massive snowstorm takes aim at New England. Bonus: This week, we get the introduction of the "snow hurricane" forecast
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(The Day)
 
 
 
Campus Crusade For No One In Particular: the rise of the college atheist chaplain
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The richest candyman on the planet passed away on Valentine's Day. Let's all go drown our sorrow in a giant vat of Nutella
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Quick, to the RomeroCopter - new study finds that online news organizations are purposefully spreading false and misleading stories as a way to boost traffic
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clever disguise
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Memorable Valentine's Days
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(Tolo News)
 
 
 
The stupidest people ever born on this planet want to try to build a pipeline across Afghanistan and then fill it with high pressure explosive gas
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
63-year-old woman says a magazine inspired her to sleep with 3,000 men. Damn that sinful Highlights
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
British couple arrested after groom forgets bride's name. If only they had been getting married in Vegas, where that's just par for the course
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Copenhagen police believe there may have only been one shooter involved in the two mass-shootings yesterday. Oh, and also he's dead now
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is if you win big at a casino you probably shouldn't take home a woman you met there that night
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Are you alone? Do you want to see the world's most isolated house?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. Unless you're a high school teacher and you decide to read your class this uber-raunchy poem for no apparent reason. Then you're on your own
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Sat February 14, 2015
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit restaurant celebrates its first anniversary by buying dinner for its customers. All of them
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Running Sir Richard Branson's Caribbean island: good work if you can get it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
There is something rotten in the State of Denmark
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(Metro)
 
 
 
8:47 pm on Valentine's Day is officially the time that most British couples will be having sex - probably because something they want to watch starts at 8:50 pm
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thread master
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Over $28,000 raised to help dog injured trying to save master from house fire. Good dog
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery's annual Valentine's Day card collection. The perfect gift for that special someone you love to hate
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The only clue police have as to the identity of the armed robber who absconded with cash from a Subway restaurant last night was the man's unique shoes"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post romanticizes about Valentine's Day at the White House, featuring the JFK-Jackie Camelot marriage. Wholly accurate except for his affairs with Exner, Monroe, Alford, Dietrich, Dickinson, Rometsch, Meyer, Starr, Tierney, Von Post etc
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tickler
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed sends reporter to eastern Ukraine to see what the awful Russians are up to, and discovers the people want nothing to do with Ukraine. Awkward
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman drives car off bridge. Car falls 60 ft and lands upright. Woman and her passenger are taken to hospital with minor injuries. TADA. With helpful picture of what a car may look like after falling 60 feet. Bonus: Hackensack
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do the world's most romantic cities live up to the hype? Short answer? Yes. Long answer? Yes, yes, oh, oh, yes
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman gave two men she was drinking beer with money to buy more beer. They returned with the beer, argued, and the men returned to their tent with the beer. Hours later, they woke up to find their tent on fire
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Shots fired at Copenhagen free speech event hosting cartoonist who drew Mohammed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian company offering tourists four-day, no insurance on earth will cover you guided-tank tours of Ukraine for just $3,000 (pics)
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"One way to convince advanced aliens that we are an intelligent species would be to teach them the rules of cricket, according to a leading scientist"
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Five officers respond to report of naked woman rolling around in snow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Legal: Putting "Jesus is my co-pilot" bumper sticker on your car. Illegal: Writing "Jesus is my co-pilot" in your driving logs
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The complete guide to choosing a yacht. Says one expert: "I don't like to overwhelm people with massive yachts right out of the box." Of course
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Boise, ID mayor's search for new ombudsman comes up empty-handed again, even after dozens of heavily armed police lay siege to candidate's home (w/pic of job search)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police foil plot to kill people at mall. Like, omigawd
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Boy anonymously sends valentines to every girl in school. Officials attempting to ascertain his identity so they can suspend him for sexual harassment
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Stolen' credit card used on three dating websites. Why didn't I think of that?
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this intimidation
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(CBS Seattle)
 
 
 
Put your white gloves and muskets away, Idaho has finally outlawed dueling
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(Inside Halton)
 
 
 
Olaf the cat who was found stuck to the side of a building in the snow has been rescued and is ready to find a new home. That being said he has no interest in watching Frozen with you this Caturday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Can a computer change the essence of who you are?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Virginia woman who hates vegetables and drinks Pepsi every day celebrates her 106th birthday. Doesn't look a day over 102
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman with artificial vagina made from pig intestine says now she's ready to pork
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Of all the things you can use to hide your face while robbing a Mini-Mart, camouflage boxer-brief underwear probably isn't the best choice
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
It's Friday the 13th, so what better day to read about a Camp Crystal Lake young adult novel in which an electric fence kills more people than Jason Voorhees
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Fri February 13, 2015
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Historical auction sells sentimental favorites like Hitler's watercolor and General Patton's morgue toe tag
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(Florida International University)
 
 
 
Florida International University found a way to make HBOGO more expensive than your Time Warner Cable subscription
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Romantic man proposes to his girlfriend with the help of her favorite animal, an elephant. He must be a keeper
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying whatever
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"What if there were topless ladies screaming from the public gallery throwing bottles of mayonnaise?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Icebreaker heads down south because a bunch of fishermen don't like being crammed in a metal can on a shelf
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
For birthday celebration, parent of six-year-old enters Chuck E. Cheese's "at 10 a.m. on a Saturday morning, surrounded by enough flashing lights to fill a Tokyo porn district," survives to tell the tale
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Man shot in Butte treated for a gunshot wound to his arm
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US eases restrictions on many Cuban goods... but not cigars, guns, classic cars, or anything remotely resembling fun
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Your coffee preference can actually determine the successes and failures of your love life. Never date a person who only drinks their coffee black and unforgiving
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Thirty-two people in the US and Mexico have been arrested in a $100 million cash-for-gold scheme connected to drug cartel activity. Apparently those gold places at the mall aren't really that trustworthy
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
FloridaMan, super-genius - arrested driving stolen car, lists "Drug dealer" as occupation
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The worst part about driving off a cliff is having to climb back up to the road three days later when nobody notices
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(KIII Corpus Christi)
 
 
 
If you choose to flee the scene of a crash, make sure any incriminating evidence is not left behind. Like your wallet, driver's license, and your prosthetic arm
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently, the list of people playing the State of the Union Drinking Game included Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fight for nuts
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Alligator blood could help fight infections, possibly because no germ is going to want to mess with someone covered in alligator blood
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(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, a very special Friday the 13th version of the Fark Weird New Quiz, and we--whoa, easy there. There's nothing behind you. Why do you keep looking over your shoulder?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
How cold is it in New York City? Too cold to murder anybody
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
The first winner of the Powerball jackpot to claim their prize is a mother of four who quit her job to care for her child with cerebral palsy and has an uncanny ability to make it dusty in here
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
DHS officials staging pre-dawn raids to seize illegally imported vehicles from law-abiding citizens. I feel safer already
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White supremacists plan racially pure colony in Namibia. In Africa
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(Seattle DJC)
 
 
 
Like missionaries in an unholy land of chicken-hating liberalism, Chick-Fil-A set to open three stores in Seattle
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Good news: New pill for new mothers helps increase milk supply, boost energy and even help with postpartum depression. Bad news: It's made of placenta
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you like Amtrak trains but think they smell too nice, I've got some great news for you
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(io9)
 
 
 
Modern forensics reveals that King Richard III died after being criticaled with a halberd for 1d10 x3 piercing damage
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Generation X was irrevocably destroyed by the sinister machinations of Teen Beat magazine
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(The Day)
 
 
 
Board of Education member at Stonington High says using police dogs to search for drugs was over the top, man
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Firefighters allow a woman to torch the home belonging to the man who raped and killed her 7 year-old daughter. "I'm the big bad wolf this time," the woman said, smiling as the home erupted in flames
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A group of teenagers arrested for running a child pornography ring on Instagram
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Superstition of Friday the 13th started not due to number who were at the Last Supper, but by an anti-superstition club in 1882
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Send your Valentine in Denglisch, and find a love that lasts a 1,000 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The flight cabin is not the best place to whip out your Rocky Balboa impression, drunk Russian guy
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
These "Eleven Real Valentine's Horror Stories" sound suspiciously like the average day on TotalFark Discussion, only with fewer goats
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ukrainian nationalists and separatists celebrate ceasefire by shelling each other
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge: "Yeah you might have won $1.5 million while gambling in the casino but the cards were unshuffled and the money must be returned. Too bad"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
They see him rolling. They hating
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pussy in peril
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Colorado florists offering marijuana bouquets for Valentine's Day
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Even if you don't get the job, it is always nice to get a little interview feedback, right? Enter the most insulting rejection email you will ever read
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Alcohol may help elderly women live longer, which explains all those empty gin bottles you found in your mother-in-law's basement
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Welease Bwian
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
"Beware of owl attack" warning signs are now a thing in Salem Oregon
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
This is an outrage
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
22 retarded Marines receive medical treatment
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret thief gets someone else's panties in a wad
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The Free Market determines that Canada doesn't need its own version of Fox News
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NBC now probing Brian Williams' claim that he was present for the birth of Jesus or something
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
What's the future of Marine Corps amphibious warfare? BALLS
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
19-year-old girl can't prove she's an American. Worse yet, she can't prove she even exists
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Gas prices too low for you? The State of Washington has a solution for that
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Today's 'Reefer Madness' story: Parents need to be on the lookout for a new form of marijuana called marijuana wax and butter. "You can be using it right next to a cop car, and they wouldn't know what you're doing"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ councilman literally caught red-handed in DUI arrest
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The US Air Force is willing to lie, cheat, and steal to shoot down the A-10 Warthog
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Coffee table book converts into a coffee table
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Doctors urged to do more to promote the 'miracle cure' of regular exercise." Like THAT comes in a pill an HMO can charge you $85 bucks per
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
In tonight's rendition of "Guess the Farker" -- "Pismo Beach officers responded to a report of a man described as completely naked and walking a pit bull threatening to kill a resident on the 300 block of Foothill Road"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Couples who choose not to have children are selfish, says 78-year-old virgin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
South Carolina prison sentences inmate to 37 years solitary confinement for using Facebook. Seems reasonable
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Thu February 12, 2015
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Look out America, here comes Megadrought
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Incinerators built on U.S. military bases in Afghanistan burnt only one thing: $20 million of taxpayer money
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why eyewitness testimony should never sentence anyone to... well, anything actually. Fuel for the "Pics, or tit didn't happen" crowd
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The rise of the kilt. "Man-skirts can now be spotted at Crossfit gyms, hacker conferences, and other refuges of the unusual and the manly. With just a few yards of fabric, the kilt projects many of the qualities the modern man aspires to"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama police cripple Indian grandfather for the crime of "being a skinny black guy wearing a toboggan"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Awkward moment at Gitmo when defendants recognize defense translator from his previous job at a CIA black site
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(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
The most annoying husband in the world has written his wife a love letter everyday for the last 40 years
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Indian food joint "disappointed" by customer response to its unannounced curried cockroach surprise. In related news, everything you have ever secretly feared about Indian food seems to be true (w/ NSF lunch pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Moth er of night flight
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Naked man leaps on bus to escape burning building. So THAT's the excuse I should have tried
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Are analog quantum computers still wishful thinking?" Well, are you typing on one? No? Then yes, they are still wishful thinking
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
California is facing problems relating to the increasing theft of A: Copper, B: Iron, C: Cardboard
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dude, where's my corp?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you had "less than a day" in the pool of how long it would take Costa Concordia passengers to start suing after the captain's conviction, cruise up and claim your prize
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(96.5 The Fox)
 
 
 
Police department posts online ad selling women's sexual services as part of sting. 65 men respond, 48 more than the police had hoped
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"What's It Like To Be Black And Have A Famous Nazi Grandfather?" Surprisingly, this is not a Buzzfeed article
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Connecticut couple with nothing better to do builds a 500-block igloo in their front yard
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: It's time for 'What was I thinking?' starring all of you Farkers. What disasters have you been party to when it comes to preparing or serving a meal? Story time to the right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Al-Baghdadi's forces seize the Iraqi town of...Al-Baghdadi....yeah, we really should have seen that one coming
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker calls a former teacher of the year "a petty distinction." Of course, she has something to say about that
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
It's great to own a hot tub but ownership has its responsibilities, including regular cleaning, maintenance, and occasionally calling the police to get naked strangers out of it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Obama "clarifies" that when he says "no ground troops" will be used in the fight against ISIS, that that DOESN'T mean Seal Team Six might not pay Abu Al-Baghdadi a visit in the middle of some very dark night
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Your book "Politics and Dough: How Bread Reveals Your Politics" not selling like it should? Just get on The Daily Show. Before Jon Stewart leaves, of course
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(Some Bloke)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snooker cue tip shaper
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mystery surrounds toilet fire death. Police say they have nothing hot to go on
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(Vox)
 
 
 
1922 New York Times article claims Hitler's anti-semitism wasn't genuine. Well, that's a relief
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Meet Lauren Singer, a 23 year old who hasn't produced any trash in two years. How's your environmental footprint, slob?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is exactly THE reason you don't overfeed your crocodile sacrificial goats and chickens
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
This is a REALLY bad day to live in Spain, at least if you breathe air (with pic of massive orange plume of airborne cancer)
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those extortion charges? (pic)
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(Some Buttered-up Guy)
 
 
 
So why IS everyone suddenly putting butter in their coffee, and why hasn't Starbucks created a $6.00 'Buttergrande Mocha' yet?
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
"If you're ever in Dubai and see flashing lights behind you, it's best to pull over. Trying to outrun the police's Bugatti Veyron might not be the best idea." With pics and the cops' need for speed video
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for Punxsutawney Phil. In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You had me at female viagra-laced ice cream
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(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
Floodwalls built to protect communities around New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina are holding up strong. Just kidding, they're sinking
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teenager confronted by woman he was throwing chips at in British McDonalds. Actual quote: 'Don't be a farking wido.' Teen goes to social media, admits, "Aye, I am a bit of a wido" (with pics, vid and no explanation of WTF a 'wido' is)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Anti vaxers don't just spread disease to your kids, they make your wallet sick too
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Inventor designs a nearly 100% accurate fingerprint sensor that could eliminate accidental child shootings and render stolen guns useless. So of course everyone hates it
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Of the 1.3 million violent incidents reported in England and Wales in 2013 and 2014, 53 per cent occurred after one of the parties had been drinking. And alcohol was a factor in 84 per cent of all violent incidents between midnight and 6 a.m"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If we can have a Brian Williams lying suspension, can we not have an Al Sharpton suspension with the media also?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even the media is tired of talking about East Coast snow disasters, so here's an article about hurricanes that will wipe them off the map
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Until next time Ebola fans, the US and its media circus are packing it up on your little worldwide scare
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Hospitals report that sex toy-related injuries have surged since the release of Fifty Shades of Grey"
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
TV cops act to stop Gamergate threats. Brianna Wu wants real cops to do the same
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bank of England signals interest rate hike in 2016, food shortages and riots in 2017, total infrastructure collapse in 2018, cannibalistic Mad Max style hellscape in 2019
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Before suing a restaurant for serving you fish with a hook in it, make sure you pick one that doesn't serve farmed fish caught exclusively by net
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Here's how to drive your kids crazy: Sing the lyrics from Frozen. Get them wrong (w/ vid)
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(Jewish Chronicle)
 
 
 
"A senior Israeli rabbi revealed that he drowned a student's iPhone because of the device's supposed spiritual dangers"
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this glossy ball
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Audioquest unveils most expensive ethernet cable in the world. For $10,500, company says your MP3 collection will never sound better
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(UPI)
 
 
 
How can a Russian guy like Putin announce a cease fire in a Ukrainian fight that he's not even in?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman gives her kidney to a stranger. He gives back his heart
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Divorce Hotel, where you can check in as a married couple on Friday and check out divorced by Sunday
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
On the count of three, lets pretend we're all shocked to hear the Chinese herdsman who found a 17-pound gold nugget just might have it confiscated from him because it's a public 'mineral resource'
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a good social lubricant to serve at your next party you should try tea
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(Fkn Brilliant)
 
 
 
Robots with 3D printers will soon make it perfectly fine for you to litter on the beach again
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian MySpace party douche Corey Worthington is back at again, now with bonus neck tattoo
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hot chocolate is more American than apple pie because George Washington drank it for breakfast. However, disgusting as it seems, he added chili powder to the confection
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Let us turn ours into a country of mushrooms" and other Best Korean slogans for 2015
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen on Brian Williams: winning
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Stunning footage of a suspected 'grey alien' captured by a terrified witness in Salford, Greater Manchester: "The video was posted onto YouTube by a channel called Para Truthers, which claims it was recently shut down by the government"
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
The guy behind Glastonbury Festival quests for the perfect cup of coffee, finds drinking 90 leaves him 'really, really weird that night'
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To avoid getting wrinkles, woman hasn't smiled in 40 years. She must hang out in the Fark Politics tab
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock to you, but some people are taking advantage of the free Obama Phone program (autoplay video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In these tough times many people are cutting back spending on little luxuries to save a few dollars. Fuel for your airplane should not be one of those cutbacks
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia's deadliest creature turns 50
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Middle school students given word puzzles based on 'Fifty Shades of Grey' erotica. School district officials would not comment on whether any teachers or staff have been disciplined, though many have expressed interest
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 510: "Nice Beaver" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 11, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: Police stop you while you're carrying a bunch of cash. What happens to it?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bob Simon's 60 Minutes are up
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Eating spoonfuls of cinnamon is so 2013. Today's idiot junior high kids are eating chilli powder mixed with lemon seasoning. Let's see how many ambulances respond
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
There's the garden variety kind of screwed, then there's stuck on a frozen Arctic rock with no transportation and no supplies kind of screwed
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Palm Beach doesn't have enough garbage, so it's going to begin importing trash from other cities in order to burn it and turn over a steady profit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chicks nix dicks pics
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(Some Govt Agency)
 
 
 
Ice fishing clinic cancelled due to cold weather
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British tank crashes into German front yard. This is not a repeat from 1945
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Challenge: Create a realistic advertisement for Las Vegas
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney ticket prices hit a record high. Just like every other time they raise the price
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judas camels help thin the herd by leading shooters to feral groups in the Australian outback, say they look forward to managing Omaha Cinnabons when this is all over
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Mickey's Measles has gone international
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(AP)
 
 
 
Costa Concordia captain gets 16 years in the brig
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Couple get trashed after night at the casino
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Winter Park residents outraged as historic, iconic landmark is demolished. Ok, not really. It was a boobie shaped strip club
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(Local 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
Because nothing says romance like hashbrowns scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped, topped, country, and candlelit with a Diet Coke
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boys are becoming "bestially minded" because *shakes magic 8-ball*... dinosaurs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tag somewhere unexpected
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man loses his home and his job to different fires in the same day. If his dog dies and his wife leaves, he'll have a #1 country hit on his hands
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Stoned driving not as dangerous as drunk driving, say two studies from those potheads at the NHTSA
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Australian police foil 'imminent' attack, which was possibly a beheading or, considering Australia, throwing a dingo at someone
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While you're struggling through your boring existence for a few hundred dollars a day, here's a bull who earns $3000 per ejaculation
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Suspicious banana hanging from a pine tree in Nebraska turns out to be a geocache
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Militant atheist murders three Muslim students. Fox News shrugs shoulders and hands this one off to MSNBC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's bravest veterinarians pull three teeth from Boris the polar bear
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't use reviews on TripAdvisor to plan your next vacation: The Grand Canyon is "an overblown sandy ditch," Christ the Redeemer in Rio "just a concrete pillar," and the Great Sphinx is "covered in litter and next to McDonald's"
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
That rare time when a newspaper headline just pulls into port and plows you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australia's oldest man is 109, and spends his time knitting tiny clothes for penguins. With awesome pics of pengies in sweaters
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew Research says that 51% of U.S. households fall into the range of middle class. The other 49% were there until they started getting college tuition bills
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When running from the law, do not take selfies of yourself. Especially on a Greyhound bus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I paid a professional photographer to take boudoir shots of me. But I failed to take into account that I'm sexually unappealing and the photos are an embarrassment. Can I sue the photographer?"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Police officer crashes while driving aggressively to find aggressive driver
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This is probably way late for you caffeine jockeys, but you need to lay off the coffee before 9:30 in the morning. That and ease up in general. Something about your head assploding
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Nope takes down Central Texas weather radar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Totally cool video of Navy test of Tomahawk missile against ship, pigeons
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just a 17-month-old, 174-pound pit bull named "The Hulk"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The U.S. has hit peak farmers market. Get ready for a crash
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enormous rack
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Antlers stuck together? That's a taserin'
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska lawmakers want to exempt Alaska from daylight saving time because when you only get sunlight in the summer that's a good time to remove an hour of it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should I not have had phone sex with my lesbian student?
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(Cambodia Daily)
 
 
 
Cambodian Government seeks to remind children that the upcoming VD holiday is not about putting D in V
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Apple will come to a rest next to the tree today
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Don't let Disney fool you: Hippos are vicious, evil, rotten, man-killing creatures
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck's patsy finally takes the fall
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
American Idol, Xbox, Kylie Jenner, and other things older than Facebook
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
San Francisco utility company says a severe penalty for the worker who urinated in the reservoir is their #1 priority
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former head of the International Monetary Fund pleads: "was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Polluting the environment is so easy, even a caveman can do it
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(Pew Research Center)
 
 
 
88% of Americans now feel that vaccines are safe. The other 12% are the ones you see walking around with a face full of measles and trying not to fall off the edge of the Earth
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you really want to be on the Alaska Commission on Judicial Conduct you probably shouldn't post a picture on Facebook of you clad only in a thin Speedo bathing suit with women in Las Vegas
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NYPD Commissioner asks lawmakers to make Contempt-of-Cop into a felony; but don't worry about it being abused because we'll police ourselves, honest
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(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Colorado's total haul from medical, recreational marijuana taxes for 2014: $76,000,000
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists say Spanish is the world's happiest language. ¿Por qué? Porque
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fat Leonard's taint leaves three admirals in the crapper
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS claims Jordanian pilot Moaz al-Kasasbeh was sedated when he was burned alive. Well then, that changes everything
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Tue February 10, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
School district bans all Satanic paraphernalia. But, they've also banned Bibles, so there's that
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"Basically the starting gun caps self-ignited, which set fire to my shorts, which caused me to jump into the swimming pool. I was just standing there having a sandwich, and then 'boom'. It was just one of those freak, out-of-the-blue accidents"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Millions of Facebook users don't know they are on the Internets. Thank God I use Fark instead; the Internets are scary
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(KUSI San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego sports anchor critically injured after being shot by housepainter. At least it wasn't a trident
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Brian Williams suspended six months without pay after it was revealed he will not be replacing Jon Stewart on The Daily Show as previously claimed
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Hate grocery shopping but love doing shots? Wisconsin, of course, has the solution
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this training session
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Doctoral student finds 100 year old lost footage of a disaster that shook Chicago. Surprisingly, it wasn't the Cubs' most recent playoff appearance
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart announces his retirement from The Daily Show after it was revealed he didn't really save John Oliver from a burning helicopter while taking fire from a Cub Scout pack
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"A team of women dressed as fish and half-a-dozen Harry Potter lookalikes were among those whose efforts ended in glorious failure at Japan's national hole-digging championships"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Go ahead and butter up that bacon. Trust me
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Restaurants only offer you dessert to be polite, cover up long-simmering resentment. Just like your mom
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these gang sign thrower upers
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
A year after a toxic leak contaminated drinking water for 300K residents, West Virginia lawmakers are considering weakening chemical tank safety laws and protecting the coal industry from enforcement of water quality standards
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Since the dawn of the space age, we have sent our best and brightest into space, but now we're recruiting weirdos and hoping they don't come back
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British university builds straw houses next to existing brick homes, claims they will meet fire & wolf codes
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Ice quakes threaten Minnesota. Syfy channel shrugs, says they told us so
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jordan sending strongly worded army to Daesh
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Find out if you live in a meth home. And no, it's not as easy as counting your teeth
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Bad: caught in freezing water. Good: while in a training program for ice rescue, so you can serve as an impromptu training exercise for the rest of the class. Bad: who fail
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Missing Minnesota canoer found dead in Everglades. Probably should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi historian claims U.S. women drive cars because they don't care if they're raped. Which leaves us to imagine why Saudi men drive
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Private pools, personal jets, and baby lions on the dash of your Porsche - all on this week's episode of Rich Dicks
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK hardware store tells staff to ready themselves for a huge surge in customers looking for rope, cable ties and masking tape, following the release of Fifty Shades of Grey
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man trying way too hard to get laid perfects the art of making music come out of any physical object
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(Fkn Brilliant)
 
 
 
Scientists create a window that muffles outside noise but lets in fresh air so you can appreciate all the exhaust fumes on your street without hearing your neighbors yelling at the alley cats having sex
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The problem with having a 24/7 live video stream at a picturesque beach? You might accidentally film a man being eaten by a shark
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are the worst real estate photos ever taken, in case you're looking for a place where your full-sized pig can drink out of the toilet that was thoughtfully installed in your carpeted living room
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Pilot program to curb underage drinking launched at North Carolina universities. Which pretty much takes away the only reason to ever go to college in North Carolina
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The bizarre story of the dead Argentine prosecutor gets weirder as officials believe his death was part of an attempted coup. Obviously, a kook's coup. A kook's coup
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Boston-area transit, schools shut down Tuesday after record snowfall. In other news, milk and bread distributors spotted high-fiving each other, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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(Chron)
 
 
 
U.S. Airways Flight 1825 now arriving in Houston at Gate 13....Gate 14.....Gate 15
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lawyers: When the Concordia hit the rocks, brave Sir Schettino bravely ran away
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is that $105 worth of pork loins in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police respond to reports of suspected cat burglar, discover 8-pack of daaawwww instead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A great-grandfather's body could be exhumed from a cemetery because the relatives of a Muslim man buried in the neighbouring plot have complained that he is an unbeliever" (pics)
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boston will dump excess snow into harbor. Because that's their solution to everything
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It must be nice to live in Canada where the most pressing issue is if government employees should wear ethically produced uniforms
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top USAID contractor IRD defends using government money to buy Redskins season tickets, saying that the Redskins qualify for disaster aid
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ime travel. Quantum experiment proves t
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this icing on the 'scape
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"An electrician who turned to hypnotherapy to get over his paralysing fear of rats had his phobia dramatically tested when he came across a 10-inch rodent in a fuse box" (pics, but you've been warned)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Candy Hearts: Portending the end of civilization as we know it
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Girl Scout sets up outside marijuana dispensary once again to sell cripplingly addictive substances to poor, unsuspecting potheads
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(Aspen Times)
 
 
 
Aspen Police Department: If you try to roll a joint at a bus stop, we will kick your ass (video has Not safe for work language)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
San Franciscans are pissed after watershed employee is caught relieving himself in a reservoir
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Father of the Year contender has 26 kids by 15 different women, blames his former job as a pub bouncer: "I was a doorman and you get to pick the 'pick of the ladies' if you like, or whatever you want to call it, and any doorman will tell you that"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Giving whole new meaning to the term "Chopper." the US Army once tried to arm its transport helicopters with giant 1200-barrel super-shotguns to clear landing zones of Viet Cong insurgents
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmakers want to outlaw all federal gun laws. What could go wrong?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
BRB, getting #fired from this job before I even start. #YOLO
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Roll Pride
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Brands are not your friends. McDonald's will not help you move. Coca-Cola's feelings are not actually being hurt by twitter pranksters. Apple isn't going to sleep with you if you spend all night raving about the iPhone 6 on the Geek tab
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(io9)
 
 
 
The future of transportation - as imagined in the 1940s
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
One of the wildest police chases in years just ended in Los Angeles, four major collisions on the first vehicle, carjacked a second until car wedged in, suspect shot while attempting another carjacking (with video recap)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Company wins million-dollar prize for a drone that crashes into things
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Michigan's bald eagles are more fireproof than ever
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Zero and pregnant
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(WTFark)
 
 
 
Brian Williams responsible for WTFark
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man tries, fails to lure underage girls with his "FREE CANDY" van ploy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just your basic everyday story of a woman who quits her job, travels to the Amazon, marries a tribesman, and becomes Queen (Not safe for work images in article)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Lesbian couple get into sticky sperm fight
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un: Best Korea has a stealth hoverboat that runs on unicorn auras
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Brian Williams probably wasn't terrorized by gangs while staying at the Ritz-Carlton
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado State Board of Education proposes eliminating science from state high school graduation requirements. Do you want more anti-vaxxers? Because that's how you get more anti-vaxxers
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pop up
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Where Cupid goes to die
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(Medium)
 
 
 
A legitimate good idea to the left, all the reasons it will never work to the right
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Medical board votes to strip license from Ohio gynecologist who helped his patients find their "G-spot." Wait, was that wrong?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Skydivers nearly collide with plane they jump out of (with terrifying video clip)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama says "cheese dust is not food." You know that this means WAR
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high-flying hammock
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
You can get your kicks on route 66, but your chicken guts are currently all over route 13
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here's what to do in case your car gets stuck on train tracks, and you're not a supporter of the standard 'panic and gibber like a chipmunk' tactic
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Survivalist preparing for the collapse of America has stockpiled food and supplies. Article has helpful map to his stockpile, you know, just in case
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's say you only have 100 orgasms left, how would you go about working them out?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Manager of a Whole Foods supermarket makes up robbery story in an attempt to make off with 34,000 organic, free range, gluten free, locally sourced dollars
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things like Kinder eggs, bucky balls, exploding targets
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Pentagon spent $500K on Viagra last year. No, not on just one pill
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman, 82, arrested for theft of "Sexiest Fantasies" body spray. Mom?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Croatian court bans dog from barking at night
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"How to make breakfast with your vagina." Surprisingly, article is not about how to seduce a chef
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(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Woman admits to boyfriend that she engaged in sex acts with her dog. Your dog wants none of this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prince Charles to be anointed and crowned 'Defender Of The Faith" in England, taking over from Judas Priest
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court won't stop same-sex marriages in Alabama despite Judge Roy Moore doing his best George C. Wallace impersonation
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
With their snowflakes getting sick, anti-vaxxers start getting their kids vaccinated. Just kidding, measles parties are a thing now
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Finnish man attempts to sell dead Siberian flying squirrel by advertising it on a supermarket bulletin board, blames his cat for everything
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
"Scotland's rudest man" sent to jail for three months after breaching his ASBO fifty times
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's a look at what's inside the combat rations for soldiers of 20 different countries and yeah, those French guys eat pretty well between surrenderings (pics)
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Cal student government gets A in Government 101, F in Financing a College
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Aunt of the year leaves three kids in the back of her car while she goes shopping. One of them got hold of a lighter, started playing with it, and the next thing you know someone's t-shirt is on fire
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