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Sun January 18, 2015
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Kentucky teenagers who embarked on a multi-state crime spree finally captured in...well, you know
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Game Over. You have no more continues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this helping mouth
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(Some news junkie)
 
 
 
Careers of six amateur pharmacists end suddenly
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The newest fearmongering: If you smoke pot, your house could explode
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police seize 68,000 clocks and it's not about time
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
If your son's five-year-old friend doesn't turn up to his birthday party should you C) Serve the friend with an invoice and threaten court action in case of non-payment
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The school days needs to be longer in order for students to learn better
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(NPR)
 
 
 
ISIS frees 200 elderly members of a religious minority sect because they're "too expensive to feed." God, they sound like Americans putting their parents into nursing homes
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
"In journalism, the list mated with what we used to call a 'news article' and has taken over all media outlets. The diminished nature of people's attention spans, coupled with the rise of SEO, has led to the birth of what we now call the 'listicle'"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big mouth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the guy whose car got crushed like a beer can in a collision between two big rigs and who walked away without a scratch. Better yet, take a look at the guy's new favorite photos
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(Some Spanner)
 
 
 
Virginia Beach, Virginia seeks advice on naming a bridge. Let us help them. Help them we shall
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
For $10, artist will tattoo your name or phrase on her body. This should turn out well
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Madman/would-be-assassin who clearly lacks ambition fires several shots at the VICE president's house
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(Today)
 
 
 
Here are some before and after photos of rescue dogs. Goddamnit, Sarah McLachlan, stop playing that damn song already
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Virginia lawmaker thinks a song about a drug-fueled interracial romance would be a good replacement for Shenandoah or Ol Virginny
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Homeowner charged after shooting Oklahoma police chief during botched raid where cops invaded the wrong house, Wait, he wasn't charged? How is this possible? I don't even
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Dallas Safari Club, who offered a shot at killing a black rhino last year, is back -- with a shot at killing an elephant. You know, to curb overpopulation
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Forks in the road
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
John McAfee yells at clouds
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this winter prepper
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Denver bakery hit with religious discrimination complaint for refusing to make anti-fruitcake
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Dude, I'm so symbelwlonced right now
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Holton, wearing a ski mask and sunglasses, told Farmer to pull down his pants during the attempted robbery. Those were Holton's last words
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As if growing old didn't already suck, retirement homes are filled with Mean Girls
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Junkie in the trunk
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Sat January 17, 2015
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"I'll take 'places where you shouldn't put cock rings' for $1000, Alex'"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Grandfather who survived three different types of cancer completes trek to South Pole after publicly challenging nature to try and stop him again
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scotland shattered as rumors of Pizza Hut's Easter Creme Egg-crust pizza turn out to be nothing more than a cruel internet hoax. Och, they wanted to believe (w/ pic of what an Easter Creme Egg pizza could look like)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fish heads, fish heads, piles of flaming fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, put them out, yum
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police apologize for violently arresting victim instead of criminal
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Nice 80-year-old lady takes her Cadillac CTS for pleasant drive from Manatee County over Sunshine Skyway Bridge to St. Petersburg in southbound lanes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just the latest example of law enforcement officers and their supporters demonstrating incredible petulance in retaliation for public scrutiny or the rare attempt to hold rogue cops accountable for their actions
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drive by
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Stop me if you heard this one before - A man with an iron rod sticking out of his head walks into a service station
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The directions were clear: Bring one pizza to the Sheraton Hotel in Ann Arbor at precisely 2:20 p.m. What happened next was "a life-changing delivery"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How to get away with just probation for conspiracy to distribute narcotics: say you're really embarrassed to have been caught. Being a prosecutor helps too
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Mississippi is #1
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Step 1: Read a jokey article suggesting a shop that sells potato-chip sandwiches. Step 2: Actually open a shop that sells potato-chip sandwiches. Step 3: Profit. Step 4: Negotiate the inter-continental chips/crisps/fries divide
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Police respond to reports of man with sword in train station terrifying passengers. Find role-playing teen with wooden sword, head scarf because Thursday is "Ninja Day." Good thing it wasn't "Terrorist Day" Friday
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(CBC)
 
 
 
$50,000 bottle of single-malt stolen in Quebec. Police warn the thief will probably strike next when he steals some Mountain Dew for mix
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Vulcan Society elects first female president in 75-year history. Saavik believes this to be logical
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
OK, new island is coming out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry "Havoc" and let slip the Bedouins of war -- Shakespear of Arabia
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
I want to be a journalist so I can write headlines like this one: "Detroit-area high school student's Twitter challenge wins him prom date with ex-U of M basketball player's girlfriend"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Founder of the Home Shopping Network dies at age 79. Front row pews for the funeral are still available for anyone calling within the next ten minutes
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Want to look for your lost wallet in an outdoor dumpster? Let it go, especially on pick-up days
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(Some Eye Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big eye
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Verily, man doth not live by bread alone, but by the Word of God. Unless he overdoseth on the heroin schmeared on the pages therein
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(The National)
 
 
 
Congratulations if you had "Yemen" as the next mideast country to explode in civil war, as rebels kidnap President's Chief of Staff
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Activists seek to re-write history, prove Obama was born on foreign soil
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
ISIS group hacks website of county government on Virginia's rural Eastern Shore. There, that'll teach 'em
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fire in the English Channel. Europe isolated
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Winslow, Arizona owes its tourism industry to America's greatest rock band, The Eagles
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
I wish I could come up with a witty headline or something for this, but this is just dumbassery
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Let's play inverse Mad Libs. Use the following in a sentence: shoe salesman, MMA fighter, tattoo, drug deal, crucifiction, Jesus, Grim Reaper, probation
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Residents of small Danish town agree to increase copulation to boost population
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Post releases Strawberry Honeycomb cereal because 40 year olds remember 1983 as a very sweet year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Five-year-old boy who swallowed a battery as a toddler is finally discharged
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh look, it's time to play "Who can pay more money for a stupid piece of property in Manhattan" ... that you don't really own
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fitness fanatics
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Masha the cat hailed as hero for saving abandoned three-month-old baby with her body heat in subzero temperatures--just in time for Caturday
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pigeons cleared of espionage charges, have no egrets
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Another one of those facts of life that needs repeating- no matter where you purchase it, a "protective" vest is not a "bulletproof" vest, so there's no need for you and your best friend to investigate it any further
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Next headlines in this series from CNN: "Help, my teen's breathing oxygen" and "Help, blood is circulating through my teen's body"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Teenagers who fail to get enough sleep become alcoholics
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Get your bar towels ready: Guinness-flavored potato chips are now a reality
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Fri January 16, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pencils down, close books, finish bourbon, and remove pants: It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The hipsterest bicycle EVER MADE. Bow before your artisanal coffee bike barista lords on wheels
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Can't sell the haunted site of an FBI shootout with the Ma Barker gang? Turn it into a museum
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oh you don't like Bud Light? Well what if there was a phone app that delivered it to you in an hour? Oh wait, there is
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
F-35s to be declared 'combat ready,' even as they iron out bugs in the on-board software. On the plus side, the software is now reliable enough to start the jet and maintain stable flight. But all that war fighting stuff, not so much
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(Newser)
 
 
 
It's your basic boy meets girl story, except for the part about the boy being the girl's father
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
More Australian NOPE bought to you by Queensland's Gold Coast
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The story of the famous 1948 beaver airlift
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pot-based sexual lubricant designed specifically for women goes on sale in Colorado. QUEEFER MADNESS
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The world's weirdest way of saying 'yes' is found in Northern Sweden
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these goofy faces
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
In England, watching a guy hump a mailbox can net you $75. Around these parts, we just call it Friday night
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Labrador retrieved (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Think anyone will notice if we use mugshots of black people for target practice? Ruger, please
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Mrs Lang is survived by a 91-year-old daughter"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"The defense attorney for a man accused of a bizarre sexual assault in a Big Lots bathroom said the attack - and the pink Barbie costume he wore during the assault - were brought on by the use of drugs"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what world leaders look like on the loo? Well here you go
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Errr..." of the Chaldeans?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad: "I'm Melting" - Wicked Witch of the West. Worse: "I'm Melting" - Police training facility in Afghanistan built by contractors for the U.S. government at taxpayer expense
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cold sighting
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
50 state Gay Marriage question will be decided in the Supreme Court this session. This is it folks, this is for all the rainbow marbles
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's official: 2014 was the hottest year in recorded history. But you were chilly yesterday, so what do those high-falutin' scientists know?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Baby girl born on the Capital Beltway, should be out of traffic just in time to start high school
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US general warns that Russia is developing the capacity to get hopelessly bogged down in up to three Ukraine-sized operations at once
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Police officer resigns because apparently driving around with "a known gang member" while trailing clouds of weed is "wrong" or something
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Medical examiner releases official cause of death for woman who died gasping for breath in a smoke-filled Metro train: Smoke. Thank god we have these professionals on hand
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
When a daddy salmon loves a mummy salmon very much, sometimes he recycles smartphones
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
How unpopular are traffic cameras in Puerto Rico? The government just abolished them and ordered refunds for everybody
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Woman outraged that local school buses have LED brake lights that look like pentagrams. Demands that they be replaced because, ya know, Jebus and the debil, church and state stuff
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(KXRO Newsradio)
 
 
 
"Is that a 30-inch TV under your jacket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Smoke reported in DC Metro tunnel. This is not a repeat from Monday
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
3 million dollar winning lottery ticket found in dog's stocking, raising the question: what kind of sick bastard makes a dog wear stockings?
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Just because a convicted felon who lives alone has a gun safe full of firearms in his bedroom, does that make him a "felon in possession of firearms"?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eric Holder to police: Yeah, stop taking peoples' shiat, assholes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The most disproportionately popular cuisine in each state according to Yelp. WTF Oregon?
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(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
THIS IS A STICK-UP. GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER AND--oh hey, Steve. Didn't realize you worked here
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is a growing body of evidence that a big fat diet of saturated fat will actually cause your fat body to shrink
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Japanese physicists have finally solved one of the more important cosmic conundrums--what's that funny white mist on hot black coffee?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama mother who used her children as part of an incestuous sex ring gets 219 years in prison. The jury felt that 220 years would have been too much
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Police stop fraud ring. Mood ring still a mystery
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hippo chases speedboat - even though it looked nothing like a little white marble
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(Independent)
 
 
 
'If they want to blow the place up, they'll blow the place up': London French bookshop owner says threat of reprisals won't stop him from selling Charlie Hebdo
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Ever want chicken and biscuits so badly that you would order it at a restaurant two blocks from the bank you just robbed?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This man has more balls than you. Possibly same unfortunate choice in facial hair though
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(Psych Central)
 
 
 
New study finds retirement can promote alcoholism due to depression, lack of purpose. Which still beats having to go into the office every day
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The CDC on this year's wimpy flu vaccine: 23% of the time, it works every time
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia taxi passenger tips a cabbie $1,000 on a fare of $4.31. In other news, you can take a cab somewhere in Philadelphia for under five dollars
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Lawyer, who is now in serious contention for the Shyster Hall of Fame, convinces a jury that his client wasn't trying to rob a bank but merely open an account there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The unlicensed app, available on iTunes and FrozenGames.org, promises to pick up where the Disney flick left off. "Anna got married and she was pregnant in the spring." Then it gets weird
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Had a long relationship with a prostitute? They could be entitled to 1/4 of your assets when you die
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you had to be the victim of a medieval European plague, probably the most fun one to catch was the Dancing Plague of 1518
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Teenager puts on a doctor's coat and a stethoscope and pretends to be a doctor at a busy hospital. His ruse went unnoticed. For a month
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama may be ranked at the bottom in terms of their education system, but they're tops in teacher-student sex
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that a reclusive hoarder who bought an old police patrol car and repainted it to read "Zombie Hunter" across the back and sides might also be a serial killer?
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Astronomers: There are at least two more large planets beyond Pluto
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Out of all places that can get a cleanliness award, a Chicago strip club gets a neighborhood award for being so fresh, so clean
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teacher convicted of showing high school classes violent movie "The ABCs of Death," swears she had no idea as to what kind of content was in the movie, "The ABCs of Death"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mount Holyoke college students refuse to perform The Vagina Monologues because it isn't transgender friendly. I think political correctness is starting to consume itself
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this desert dirtbiker on a dune
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Intern quits Wall Street firm after spending too much time in company's bathroom taking nude selfies
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(Russia Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
Man takes hostages at post office in France. Speaks of being "disappointed in love" so we have an Elliot Rodger rather than Charlie Hebdo situation here
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Beagle 2 spacecraft found intact on Mars ... 11 years after it landed
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
La Verne middle school volunteer busted for having sex with minor. Surely, La Verne has seen happier days
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Calif. man speeds through car wash at 40mph on his way to the farmers market. (with video bonus)
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
With a 192 mile drive to the nearest Starbucks, Circle, Montana may very-well be the most down to Earth town in America
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alex Malarkey aka the "Boy Who Came Back From Heaven" admits it was all a bunch of malarkey
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Vancouver solves methane emissions from discarded rotting food. By making it illegal to throw food away
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers unlock the secret of zebras' stripes
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The sad, steady decline of the private detective. Dames everywhere unavailable for comment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bonnie and Clyde 2015
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A teenage girl spent three years of her life convinced she was dead before being cured by watching Disney films. Expect to see this as a Disney film in 2017
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew joins TF'er Sinister Urge to talk about the Paris shootings, Ferguson, the Sony hack and how the American press botched it all tonight at 1am ET on Overnight America
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Thu January 15, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you really need to Google how to change the time on your computer so you can use it as an alibi, at least don't do it on the computer you intend to use as an alibi without deleting your history afterwards
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
By the powers vested in me, I pronounce you roller coaster and wife. You may now ride the groom
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nothin' really puts the icing on the cake after a weekend in a rustic cabin like finding a note from a little girl asking about "that black thing hanging in the trees"
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
Man dies BASE jumping off of channel 53's TV tower. Here's channel 10 with the story
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Float like a bladder guy, sting like a pee
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teenager sends a "letter to heaven" with a balloon to her father who passed away from a brain aneurysm in 2010 - finally gets a response
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Incredible private jets owned by private citizens. Bonus: Boeing convinced a customer that his plane has "the same" missile avoidance system as Air Force One
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Bonding moment
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Just blow through the light, Dwight / Drive when you're drunk, punk / Try to run from the man, Stan / Just listen to me... / Start taking the bus, Gus / We don't need to discuss much / Just drop off the key, Lee / You're coming with me
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, there really are Mermaids. (Semi-Not Safe for Work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man hires a handyman to murder his wife. Incredibly, the job was finished on time and on budget
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's a dream come true for lawyers, grammar nazis, helicopter parents, and sweaty 13-year-olds: A middle-school teacher gives her students an essay assignment: "Describe how you'd kill me, using at least 3 gerunds, 3 infinitives, and 3 participles"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Since there's all this talk about images of the prophet Mohammad, here's what the Koran actually says about it, why some people believe this, and how long they've believed it
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What are family favorites in your household that the kids won't turn their noses up at? Help keep all 3 of the children Farkers have managed to produce contented with recipes for good kid-approved meals
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(WTFark)
 
 
 
When asked about the removal of "In Dog We Trust" from the county seal, a teary-eyed sheriff looked thoughtfully out the window for a moment, then replied, "That son of a biatch knows what he did"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you got a contact high at the last concert you attended, so did the Phish. I mean, fish
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Woman orders her pit bulls to attack deputy as he arrests her. Fortunately for the dogs, they had more sense than their owner
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Bitcoin isn't a currency. It's a Ponzi scheme for redistributing wealth from one libertarian to another"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this avian ballet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mother of four-year-old killed by reckless teen driver screams in court that there is no justice when teen is offered plea deal. Oops, I mean the mother of the teen that killed that little girl is screaming that's there's no justice
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Are you smarter than a rat? More importantly, are you dumb enough to let a scientist put you in a maze?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The Send Your Enemies Glitter guy may not have thought his cunning plan all the way through
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guy plotting to blow up Congress was a momma's boy who lived in his parents' basement and considered his cat to be his best friend. No, I don't know what his Fark handle is yet
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(Some Coastal Guy)
 
 
 
Thinking of buying beachfront property on the outskirts of New Orleans, Houston, Miami, New York, Los Angeles, or DC? Just wait
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
On the bright side, at least he put the lid down afterwards
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Woman has her tights in a bunch because she can't have orgasms, sues manufacturer
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The curious case of the sweaty nipples
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Liam Neeson says that America has too many guns. America says that Liam Neeson has too many Taken movies
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
LAPD not amused when their big coke bust turns out to be Coke Zero
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police investigate parents raising organic free-range children
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
Holocaust survivors welcome 100th great-grandchild as a big FU to Hitler
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Pot-infused sexual lube set to hit market, so you can make your bong a dong for a song
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This 88-year-old doctor treats the poor out of his Toyota Camry. Mississippi wants to punish him for it
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
The Pope declared that if you don't stop making fun of his mother he is going to punch you
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russian politician tells citizens to clear snowy roads by hand, chides whiners who want help to "maintain the yard, raise their children, protect them from foreign aggressors"...hey wait a tic
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An ancient Greek drinking game played more than 2,000 years ago at social drinking parties has been replicated by researchers, who have also figured out how to go undefeated at it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Target Canada can't make profit target, plans to pack their bags and f*ck off
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Policewoman run over outside of French President's home. What Angie Dickenson was doing in France is anyone's guess
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
British panhandlers have now begun to accept all major credit cards
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(Channels TV)
 
 
 
Satellite images of widespread destruction suggest Nigerian government's claim of "below 300" killed in Boko Haram attack on Baga is a little off
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Letter reveals Titanic survivor was very upset over her 'Bye Felicia' treatment
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Illinois family creates what appears to be a 45-foot tall icy wang in their front yard
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Beloved family pet owned for thirty-seven years is seized by animal control officers after it was discovered in a box along with the remains of two cats. Apparently, you can't have an alligator in Los Angeles
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Hey, it's a slow day at our shady car dealership, let's order pizza and purposefully screw over/fark with the delivery guy. What could possibly go wrong?"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Haggis could help solve America's obesity crisis. Presumably because people would rather starve than eat it
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently if you're a parent in Florida, the words "hood ornament" and "child" are interchangeable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A drunken passenger has been pulled off a WestJet flight in Canada and arrested after he stole the aircraft's megaphone"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
National Park officials trying to determine origins of 132-year-old rifle found leaning against a tree. Cliff Robertson and Rod Serling unavailable for comment
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Yukon judge rules that a cell phone wedged between a person's ear and shoulder while they drive counts as 'hands-free'
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Tonto inconsolable
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Kiddie porn aficionado who propositioned two girls at a lemonade stand has been sentenced. They thought he was creepy enough that they saved the cup he used and turned it over to cops for DNA testing
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(Attractions Management)
 
 
 
"Newport Aquarium in Kentucky will be the first aquarium in North America to add a 100-foot rope bridge crossing its 385,000-gallon shark tank"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this overloaded motorcycle
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Can you really call a library a library if it only has digital books?
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
France demonstrates its commitment to free speech by arresting 54 people for offensive speech. Je suis un homme blanc catholique Français, qui est ce Charlie?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You had me at "hot lesbian nun sex gang"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Exotic dancer's car breaks down next to sweaty prisoners on road detail. Cue the Florida theme
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Want to know what it takes to get a street named in your honor? At least two heroin charges
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(io9)
 
 
 
Why those Sunday dinners are always so uncomfortable
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 506: "Anything Goes" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 14, 2015
(MassLive)
 
 
 
♫What if Dog was one of us? ♪Just a slob like one of us ♫ Just a stranger on the bus tryin' to make his way home? ♫
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The gluten-free food craze is a double-edged sword for people who actually do have celiac disease: on the one hand, you're getting better food choices, on the other, people assume you're just some food hipster chasing the latest fad
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dyslexic Largo Sheriff takes a couple months to notice that new rugs say "In Dog We Trust." Hey, Florida happens
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(Grind TV)
 
 
 
Men with the biggest, brassiest set complete historic climb in Yosemite National Park
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(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
School Board: We'll take your brats 2 weeks earlier next summer. Parents: NOOOOO. Who the hell are these people?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A list of ways Disney screws you, from least profitable to most profitable
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this love affair
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona comes up with a good way to prevent students from getting so many Ds and Fs: Eliminate letter grades completely
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ohio man arrested for plotting to continue celebration of national championship in Washington DC
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Colorado group helps breast cancer survivors get tattoos, say this is much better than their original idea of nipple rings
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(WTFark)
 
Boobies
 
Here's a big boob talking about two bigger ones (not safe for work)
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Look, there are hundreds of studies on Greenland's rapidly melting ice sheet alone. If you could just skim the abstract of one of those-just one, that's it-that would be great"
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(Arkansas Times)
 
 
 
Owner of Hot Springs, AR gun range who declared her business to be a "Muslim free zone" has gone from a "AW talking smack on Facebook" to "about to be sued" as she turns away a brown-skinned father and son she thought MIGHT be Muslim
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana man says oral is worth $500k
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman reports son missing. Tells cops he left home in 1995 to follow Grateful Dead
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(io9)
 
 
 
There is a reason you can't win an argument on the internet, and it's because you're wrong. Nah, I'm kidding, it has something to do with dwarves
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas executes at least seven inmates simultaneously
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Korean restaurant offers free meals every day to the 50 most attractive customers. Ugly people still only pay once
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How epic has Bitcoin's fall been? Even the Ruble is worth more now
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this winter express
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Man jailed for breaking into police station and cooking ravioli and Weetabix
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bodies recovered from Ganges river in India. Um, isn't that the point?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
12 words that have new meanings thanks to the internet. Wait, that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you had to make an emergency candle you could make one out of butter, crayons, or oranges
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Why yes, as a matter of fact it -IS- too soon
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Men accused of taking lamb chops in Washington burglary. Hush Puppy and Charlie Horse hope to see them prosecuted to the fullest extent extent of the law
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
OK, last time: You can't mail drugs to your buddy in prison - they search the mail
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York may make declawing cats illegal
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate to vote on whether climate change is real or not. Subby hopes they vote against it as we've got enough problems already
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Beer truck crashes. Kegs spill. Traffic jam brewing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man goes from coach to private single passenger Delta chartered flight Difficulty: No upgrade fee
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You mean you can actually track my movements with this tracking tag?
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Large-testicled squirrel gives its life so Ohio schoolchildren can have a half-day
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Watch newly released surveillance video of woman wasting perfectly good sausages and bacon inside a police station
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Buy a beginner's guitar. Stash it under the bed for 73 years. Profit
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Four words: Drive-by potato attack
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Irish nationals now following road to ISIS. Thanks, O'Bama
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You don't have to be pretty to get a job as a 'party mingler' during the week of the Super Bowl, but it sure helps
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If the bus driver should miss your stop, you should...C) lob a hand grenade at him
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Wallaby missing from petting zoo in Washington state, rumored to have run off with an overweight steer and a neurotic turtle
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda in Yemen would like the world to know that Yemen isn't enough of a smoking crater yet and if the French would be so kind as to smoke them up some more
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(Metro)
 
 
 
An awkward birthday party is when you're outed in front of your grandmother for being a porn star on TV all because you complained of a dirty plate at a restaurant. So much for TV nights
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Normally, being arrested for domestic assault would be terrible news for a mayoral candidate. Of course, in this case, it took the "arrested for threatening a man with an AR-15 rifle in a park" out of the news cycle. Mostly
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
We're gonna need a bigger motorboat
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop who (or what) should be on this milk carton
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
"One person told me that in fact they weren't just regular Jews that were doing this, in fact they were a race of magical Jews, shape shifting Jews, master manipulators that could be everywhere at the same time"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you really want the quintessential American experience you need to run with the mountain goats of Glacier National Park or chill with the pink flamingos of the Everglades
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(CBC)
 
 
 
American astronauts defect to Russia
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Hungry this morning? How about a 59-item, 8000-calorie breakfast?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Her parents, although divorced, were loving and sent her to the best private schools they could afford, all while ensuring she never wanted for anything. Yet by the age of 12 she became a cannabis user and swiftly descended into drug addiction"
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
America's 10 best and 10 worst states for education. The good news: no state got an F. The bad news: no state got an A
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(Patch)
 
 
 
When the mall beckons, your five-year old can babysit your one-year old in the parking lot. In the freezing cold. With your pot pipe
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research reveals the latest trigger for lung cancer: Oxygen. Well, we're screwed now
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace gets smoked trying to force her reefer madness on rapper '2 Chainz'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi cleric issues fatwa against those who want to build a snowman. Followers on social media suggest that he let it go. Of course it's Saudi Arabia, so the cold never bothered them anyway
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(US News)
 
 
 
The pathway to get back to the middle class for some is to bring back apprenticeships
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks the question: How do we learn to like the foods we once hated? Well, we grow wiser, more willing to try new things, more worldly in our tastes and appreciations. EXCEPT FOR YOU, BROCCOLI, YOU CAN BURN IN HELL
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Madison police chief tired of his officers getting blamed for "everything from male pattern baldness to global warming"
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Tue January 13, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Young designer is holding pins in his mouth, while getting things ready for his big fashion show. Friend cracks a joke. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Interested in the physiological effects of consuming 50 Chicken McNuggets© in one sitting? Here's a subjective account of the ordeal
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(Medium)
 
 
 
H.G. Wells, who imagined "the time machine" with time as the fourth dimension, and Einstein, who perfected the scientific notion of time as the fourth dimension, met in 1929. A fascinating story
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dead body of aspiring actress found in city water tank after residents complain of "strange taste." Eau de humanity
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Police fail to locate dead bodies reported by spear-wielding man, but do find his 16 grams of meth
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(My Log by Pee Wee Herman)
 
 
 
Have at it, gentlefolk
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Soldier who was deployed to Africa on Ebola fighting mission is found dead out side his TX home of NOT EBOLA
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Congress is supposed to represent America, so how come they're overwhelmingly more Christian than the rest of America?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pope Franics says that religous beliefs must never be abused to justify violence; adding he's really sorry about the Crusades, The Inquisition, all those nuns with their rulers
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
He brings a gun to school, you bring a can of corn. That's the Alabama way
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
"Snakes can be and are loving animals." Mmm-hmm. Sure, dude
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(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Dairy farmer takes to Twitter to share day-to-day life on the farm. Naturally, Vegans have a problem with this and try and hijack the account
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Brooklyn woman falls into 20-inch gap between buildings, charged $3,500 a month for rent
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this whippersnapper
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher who really cares about her students goes the extra mile to set up a fund-raiser for a special needs student who wanted to create a book and video to help other kids with his problems. So, of course, she is suspended by the NYC school system
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman has never been 'lucky with the ladies,' suggesting that standing your ground isn't a great date move
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Wow. Mark Twain really hated Jane Austen, but probably not as much as James Dickey hated Robert Frost
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
North Korean defectors watch The Interview and give their thoughts. Turns out they hate Seth Rogen even more than Kim Jong-un
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Father sends three-year-old son to preschool with Tupperware full of cocaine, not sure what all the fuss is about because the kid brought enough for everyone
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Israel and Palestine both love Germany. Awkward
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
One ping Visily, one ping only
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cut it off once, shame on you. Cut it off twice, shame on me
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Fark in 2002: Thief unable to steal car, because it was a stickshift. Today: Two men unable to steal car, didn't know how to start a push-button engine
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"You can now send a glitter bomb to your enemies through the mail, thanks to a new Aussie website. Because as everyone who's ever come into contact with glitter (aka 'the herpes of the craft world') knows, the stuff gets everywhere"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Two brothers get arrested for stealing from a Walmart, but manage to escape from their transport van, only to end up being caught shortly later while drinking at a bar. It's classic Americana
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(AP)
 
 
 
New Hampshire school bus driver lets her 5-year-old son sit in the driver's seat with the bus running. You can see where this is going. The bus driver couldn't
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Friends and Family say a Va couple who died in a murder-suicide seemed to be "the perfect couple" and there was no hint of any violence or trouble-you know other than his drinking, bragging about his all his guns, -oh, and his obsessive jealousy
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Your city is balmy compared to this place
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
After the Charlie Hebdo attacks, journalists consider arming themselves to protect from such kinetic critique
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(ABC 7 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Because nothing says Florida like: The man proceeded to "shake his penis by moving his hips in a circular motion and proceeded to dance in the middle of the intersection
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Muslim mayor of Rotterdam: Don't like freedom? Pack your bags and f*ck off
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
The great thing about making music is that women want to get naked and throw themselves at you. Of course, usually they at least wait until the show is over (Not safe for work)
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
It turns out that feeding your dog a beer, avocado, onion sandwich served on moldy bread is not good for his health
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Airport smuggling tip: If you're going to strap 94 cell phones to your body and get through customs, you might want to try and see if you can actually walk
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at why the government decided to give repatriated slaves 40 Acres and a Mule
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Here comes the penis at full pace," and "the vagina is cool, you better believe it, even on an old lady. It just sits there so elegantly." (Warning: Autoplay video)
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Goodness, gracious, ball bearing plant on fire
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you buy $7,000 in furniture from this store, you will get your money back if oil is $85 a barrel or higher at the end of this year
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(UPI)
 
 
 
'Picked on' fish tires of keeping an eye out for bullies
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Good guy with gun successfully takes down good guy with gun
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trapped for 12 years. With Barney
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
The Exotic Mushroom Tunnel Farm is more than just the name of your band in college
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(The Register)
 
 
 
And you thought Bud Light was bad
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Let's see--if you've pulled 61 bodies from a canal in just six years you might just have a serial killer on your hands, Constable Lou
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
UK PM Cameron: You want privacy? Then you're probably a terrorist
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know how some crazy cat ladies will have weddings for their cats? Well, think crazier
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Three from Rome to be charged with terrorism, conspiracy to use weapons of mass destruction. Rome, Georgia, that is
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(Some Bitter Boomer)
 
 
 
Woman whose sons won't talk to her helpfully explains to other estranged boomer parents that it's because they raised narcissists
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Billboard outside of Birmingham, Alabama: "Diversity means chasing down the last white person #whitegenocide." Subby thought diversity means not to allow siblings to marry
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Colorado doctors conclude months of meetings about the health effects of marijuana, but instead of reaching any conclusions, they all just agree that they need more money
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(MSN Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tired swimmer
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Oy vey, you'll never guess who cropped all the female world leaders out of the Paris Unity March
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Saudi cleric issues a new fatwa against the latest infidel scourge. The building of snowmen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police in Idaho arrested a 9-year-old boy who failed to appear in court. His crime, they say? Stealing a pack of gum
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption this bar cat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A flower girl and a ring bearer were three years old when they first met. And now, twenty years later, they stood at the altar as bride and groom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out "interfering with, harassing or molesting a great white shark" carries a penalty of up to $10,000. Who knew? Not these drunken idiots, who are on the hook for that
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists: Your computer knows you better than your family, friends or spouse will ever know you. It has all your secrets
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the current pace of planes going missing, CNN to start losing aircraft of their own
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is why you don't park a car in Southeast Asia during elephant mating season
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Yahoo News: A Wannabe News site
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This week's sandwich Monday tries out the new White Castle Veggie Sliders. "White Castle offering a veggie burger is like my grandma offering me drugs. Doesn't seem right, but I'm not gonna say no"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Will cord-cutting actually save you money, or is Comcast truly your Lord and Master? Use this handy calculator to find out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One dead and 2 critical after smoke fills DC Metro station
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
All six gay people in South Dakota can now get married
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve the design of this humble dwelling
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Here's what happened while you were blackout drunk last week
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(My Fox Austin)
 
 
 
Remember when a 29-year-old Texas man was arrested for stealing $18,000 worth of cookies and crackers? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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(WBKO Bowling Green)
 
 
 
Former cop shoots gun in gun store. Former cop shoots off finger. Former cop now suing gun store
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
This guy retired when he was 30. How? By riding his bike to work
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
When fleeing the police, try not to leave identifying information behind like your drivers license or children
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After being excluded from the Paris Solidarity rally, the leader of France's ultra-nationalist party throws her OWN rally in the south of France, and promptly gives a speech that confirms why nobody wanted her at the other rally
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today is Kiss a Ginger Day. Coincidentally, it's also Slap a Stranger Day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this angelic superhero app
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Florida" and "sick" tags duke it out over Central Florida's "Sausage Castle" where your most depraved sexual fantasies may come true. "If you're not 500 pounds, a midget, or molested by your dad, we don't have a need for you." Not safe for work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anti-click bait discovered in Malaysia...Two Brits ride a motor scooter naked
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US Central Command twitter account hijacked by IS. I'd feel scared, but I'm not sure why the US Central Command has a farking twitter account
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Media angry Obama didn't join spur-of-the-moment march with 3 million people in wake of Paris' terrorist attacks and security lapses
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Strap on your top hat and brass goggles for this tour through the steampunk capitol of New Zealand
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There are lots of ways to fail a driver's test, but "My eyeball just exploded" is probably a first (pics)
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Judge: "It is the opinion of this court that we have no goddamn idea what the hell happened here"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What do Norwegian speakers on helium sound like? Minions from 'Despicable Me' seems to be the consensus
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If someday you ever get carded while buying vanilla extract, blame this person
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(Mad World News)
 
 
 
Walmart steps up in the war against "gang culture" by defying the Bloods, Crips, and Rural Texans
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"I wish to plead the fifth." "That's nice, but did you know you're in Canada?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Yeah, let me have a Big Mac, large fries, medium Coke, and a strawberry Souls of the Damned" (Some Not safe for work content in article's sidebar)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Government: Oh, the jury awarded you $11.5 million because police murdered your husband? How quaint. Here's $400,000, now get out of here before we experience a Taser malfunction
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(Independent)
 
 
 
North Korea denies that