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Sun December 07, 2014
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Walk into the wrong classroom as a sub teacher? Apologize, it's all good. Wait, you're in Detroit
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Liberia tries to return to normal by allowing businesses to reopen their doors, but no one wants to be the first person to restart the Ebola crisis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man jumps over an enclosure to feed the lions, nearly succeeds
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(Boston Globe Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this potty pusher
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(CNN)
 
 
 
#2 of Al Qaeda in Afghanistan and Pakistan no longer holds that title, can switch to Geico to save on insurance
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(Akamai HD)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fearless leader
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Probably the best llama dressed as Santa's elf you'll see today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Years before Rolling Stone found itself with a bad rape story by Sabrina Rubin Erdely on its hands, Rolling Stone found itself with a bad rape story by Sabrina Rubin Erdely on its hands
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Woman has newborn taken away after hospital calls CPS because... she checked herself out early, so therefore she must be on drugs
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Most of the people who frequently win lottery prizes are...envelope please..Lottery ticket retailers. I bet no one saw that coming
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After four years of asking countries to take six Guantanamo detainees, DoD sends them to Uruguay. Apparently they asked in alphabetical order
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Brockton, Massachusetts is the city of (a) criminals, (b) champions, (c) idiots on their phones who walk in front of cars at night wearing dark clothes
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You wanna leave Jersey? That will be $14 please ($15 next year)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Furry convention evacuated, 19 hospitalized after intentional chlorine leak. When will this fursecution end?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Judge sentencing burglar: Serves you right for breaking into an ex-rugby man's house, dumbass, you're lucky he didn't take your balls and score with them
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker is looking for a good audiobook for a 14 hour drive over the holiday. Genre doesn't matter so much, but nothing non-fiction. Any recommendations?
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Folks in Allouez, Wisconsin are easily amused
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
On the 73rd anniversary of the bombing of Pearl Harbor, let's check in on how the USS Arizona memorial is doing
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
No one escapes a fuel truck that's just exploded after a crash unless you are perhaps: The Terminator?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
More than one million flee Ruby. Hopefully they aren't running to PHP
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Virginia Zoo celebrates birth of ugly-ass prehensile-tail porcupine. Zoo officials still wonder how porcupines are able to have sex
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Today in Headline MadLibs: "New Forest road safety campaign donkey killed by car"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Usher is a player
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption this chatty cat
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Pigeon that looks like a Dark Crystal reject falls from sky, hitting every branch on the ugly tree. Taken into animal sanctuary as Turkey
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this band all fired up
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This driver is so bad that you just might watch a 4 minute and 29 second video of a parking lot
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The newest one was built 30 years ago. Keep calm and BRRRRRRRRRT on
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you happen to know anything about the person who stole a 5-foot crucifix from a church during mass, the New York City police would like to have a word with you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cute teen who ate TWO dinners a night loses 5 stone in one year thanks to the cabbage soup diet (w/before and after pics)
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Making a phony bomb threat to divert cops from your home is not likely to work if you leave caller ID on
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
2/15/13: woman gives birth to her son on the way to the hospital, place of birth listed as 42nd Street and I-80 exit. 12/4/14: woman gives birth to her daughter on the way to the hospital, place of birth listed as 42nd Street and I-80 exit
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man leaves his dog with an ex when he gets deployed to Afghanistan, comes home to find the dog ran away. Only to spot his dog on the Humane Society's website and be reunited
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Phoenix rises from the ashes, no, seriously, it actually happened
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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(PBS)
 
 
 
And to my niece, Karen, I do bequeath the entirety of my photobucket, my iTunes, and the contents of my dropbox
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Sat December 06, 2014
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Police officer attacked by woman armed with razor escapes after close shave
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ex-wife of billionaire suing to get more money than what she got in the divorce. Says the pitiful scraps of $1 billion cash, two $15 million ranches and a $4.6 million house aren't enough to live on
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Happy Holidays Here's your new water meter and a $4000 water bill, since we'd been "estimating" your bill for the last 10 years
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is don't take your $85,000 silver plate crafted by Pablo Picasso to a Miami art fair
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unlikely James Bond vehicles. LGT inspiration
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(Global Post)
 
 
 
Whiskey lovers are discovering the emerging world of Tasmania's liquid gold. It'll spin you around like a whirlwind, but it's a devil of hangover
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Red Cross: When we said "We're very proud of the fact that 91 cents of every dollar that's donated goes to our services," it wasn't intended to be a factual statement
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why are Americans workaholics? I've got an idea, but I'll have to get back to you - I've got to take this conference call while I eat my lunch
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Only 5% of NYC cops turn in 40% of "resisting arrest" cases, apparently being unusually attracted toward interacting with overweight unhealthy minorities selling cigarettes
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photo shot at a wedding photoshoot
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Man accused of swapping his shiatty furniture with that of his neighbors while they were away. Of course, alcohol was involved
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, something worth asking Santa for
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Foreclosure auctions are a good way to pick up historic gargoyles cheap
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Ah yes, I remember. I had the lasagna
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A list of the 15 best beers to drink this winter. Or if you lived at the equator a list of the 15 best beers to drink all year round
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am nervous about Christmas this year because my husband is a terrible gift giver. And since a person shows how much they love you by the quality of gifts, if he gives me a bad gift I may divorce him. Is that normal?"
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Moose killed while Christmas shopping
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LA Times reports increase in hit-and-runs involving bicyclists hit by cars. Let's see how concerned their readers are
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who lost her parents in a plane crash in 1959 gets the surprise of a lifetime after a hiker found her mother's wedding ring in a tree and kept it safe until she could be tracked down. Alright, who forgot to dust in here today?
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Bored with its native dangerous animal selection, Australia starts importing exciting new varieties from overseas
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(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
For decades, a group of men with intellectual disabilities seemed happy living in a small Iowa town. Then their neighbors found out the truth
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(National Restaurant News)
 
 
 
Top chefs predict culinary trends of 2015. IN: sustainability, healthful kid's menus, local sourcing of meat and produce. OUT: kale salads, nose-to-tail, gluten-free. OVER: insects, foam/froth/air, gazpacho, bacon-flavored/covered chocolate
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Unemployed dad who's just trying to buy his kids some Christmas presents realizes pity is for the weak after trying to sell himself on eBay
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Court rules that chimpanzees are damned dirty apes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Belgium seeks to have potato fries declared cultural heritage. Please don't call them French
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Sword for sale. From the 1700s. Might be haunted
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop anonymous and his ginger neckbeard cohort
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Family moving to Hawaii from Virginia planned to have the cat stay behind with relatives. Memeow had other plans... Discovered just in time (for Caturday)
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Civilian Navy engineer charged for attempting to steal, pass schematics of USS Gerald R. Ford to Egypt. Why anyone would want a ship that will be eaten by wolves is anyone's guess
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(San Diego 6)
 
 
 
Some dildo shut down San Diego Federal Courthouse
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of some orphaned baby bats swaddled up like burritos
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hunters decide the best place to bag a few gators is a wildlife refuge
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(Gannett)
 
 
 
Caption these three cheerleaders
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Geographic documentary claims the nation's lack of sleep is causing health problems. Doctors immediately recommend watching additional National Geographic documentaries
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
News: Man robs a shop owner. Fark: By hypnotizing the shop owner into a trance and then going through his pockets to look for money
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(WGBH Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts joins the rest of America and allows gas nozzles to latch in the on position
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Are you a gun collector? If you've always wanted to own the gun that was used to shoot Governor George Wallace, today is your lucky day
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The 17 most American things you can buy at Walmart. Put together some cheese balls by the barrel, a beef jerky gun and the 'Darth Vader taking a selfie with an iPhone 4′ t-shirt and you've got yourself a weekend
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(Metro)
 
 
 
M-m-m-m... Peanut butter and bacon flavored Pop-tarts
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Fri December 05, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
She attempted to boil, bake and cook the man's body in an attempt to dispose of the remains
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
"Grappling with a drunk zebra is not the easiest thing in the world"
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Third grade math test: If your teacher hit two cars and two houses on her way to school, how drunk was she? Must show work
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two-year-old boy wins world record for lowest body core temperature (54F), after surviving hours outside in freezing temps while wearing only his PJs
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(io9)
 
 
 
Graffiti artist creates murals that are also awesome anamorphic illusions
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(WTFark)
 
 
 
Are you a horse-loving bearded clown with celiac disease who captains a sea vessel? Great, then this is for you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone's UVA-fraternity-gang-rape "exposé" exposes the magazine and college administrators to nice fat libel lawsuits
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Retouched portrait of Schwarzenegger hung in California capitol. Onlookers remarked "Hey, remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger was the f*cking governor of California?" and "Yeah, LOL WTF?"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Buttons with extra holes let you spell out messages on your clothing - if that's something you'd want to do
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(io9)
 
 
 
Remember that whooping cough outbreak this year? Yeah, get used to that
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists, can we get a confirmation on whether this is a new species of cat that is roaming the streets of the Bulgarian city of Varna?
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this meeter and greeter
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
These people have found a way to make having a few beers and listening to live music suck
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Fire reported at water treatment plant. If only there were some resource available to help
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You too can jump into the Batyacht for a cool £16 million... life jacket with cape extra
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
73 years later, the survivors of the USS Arizona sinking are about to have their final reunion. Never forget what the Germans did that day
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to elephant child. Ow, my cervix
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
No bingo for you. Not yours
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(Newser)
 
 
 
If karate is little too complicated, you might try puking on your attacker
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Pantone Color Institute has declared that "Marsala" will be the color of the coming year replacing this year's reigning color "Radiant Orchid." Please adjust your monitors and wardrobes accordingly
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Police are unsure what prompted the pepper spraying or how a cat got involved"
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this futuristic shoe store
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pants down, bottoms up: It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Sponsored this week by Hair of the Dog hangover medicine
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pope Francis finds the Swiss guard commander appointed by the Nazi Pope to be too strict and militaristic for his liking, so he gives him das boot
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Resale of houses in Brazil being hampered by discovery of huge swastikas that can only be seen from above (pic)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR's list of the 20 types of internet commenters you'll encounter in any end-of-year "Best Of" list thread. Which one are you?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman faces 'assault with muffin' charges after drive-thru screws up her order (pics)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Military researcher examines Al-Qaeda's organizational structure and finds it very similar to another international paramilitary organization -The Boy Scouts. Suggests that if we stop killing #2s and start offing its accountants it will collapse
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Hanging a picture of a cat and a Benjamin Franklin quote in your classroom? That's a suspending
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China to put an end to harvesting the organs of prisoners. 100-year-egg to remain on the menu, however
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For your inner five year old, meet the world's largest container ship
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Father of boy hit by train: "I thank God that he let him live" Boy: "Or maybe he could have just stopped the train?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Been avoiding dating sites because they try to limit your sprawling sexuality into too few categories? Good news, your sapiosexual cisgengered heteroquestioning panthroandrogynous tendencies can now be advertised
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Remember that announcement of illegal amnesty? Well, turns out President Obama didn't actually sign any executive orders...so, um, you guys are still illegal. Maybe
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
It 'snot' what you think: Why boogers are vital to your body
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Considering all the civil unrest in the country right now, police department decides to postpone their annual "Run From The Cops 5K" fundraiser race
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(BBC)
 
 
 
One of Britain's oldest laws from 1267 to be repealed, still illegal to fark a swan on St. Swithins Day
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Baltimore's speed cameras are wildly inaccurate and nobody cares because they bring in too much money to count
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 18-year-old Xanax dealer: "Surrendered myself at 7 a.m., got released at 11:30 a.m. F**k what you heard. And my mugshot's cute"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley responds to Kenny Smith and calls him a race baiter and a mediocre point guard
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Welcome to Word-Puzzle Town (formerly Llanfairpwllgwyngy ...robwllllan ...etcgogogoch)
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(Oxford Dictionaries)
 
 
 
Oxford Dictionaries adds "hawt", "xlnt", "lolcat". English language sheds yet another tear
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Outraged over 'Grand Theft Auto' Ban, Aussie Gamers Petition to Ban the Bible
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wanted: Naked security guards with stiff poles to keep unruly randy sauna users in line
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(Killeen Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Rest easy. Michigan's finest has recovered the stolen 5,000 pound bridge
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Detectives bust massage parlor prostitution ring, say they had to check dozens of times, sometimes three or four times a day, to make sure something illegal was happening there
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The cast of Animal Farm, in one handy roast
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Carolina police officer INDICTED in the killing of an unarmed black man. Sure, it took three years, but still, he was actually INDICTED
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(Gannett)
 
 
 
Photoshop this number holder
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Liftoff at dawn The dawn of Orion, for a new era of American space exploration"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Usher charges iPhone in woman's vagina" (Not safe for work)
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Peter Pan Live was the worst three-hour drag show we've ever seen"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Lexington TV outlet WDKY wants you to know that deceased actor John Wayne has escaped from a Kentucky prison
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Great horned owl recorded swimming in Lake Michigan. Whoo does that?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
No this isn't Nazi Germany in 1936: Homeless people in France forced to wear ID cards with "yellow triangles" around their necks listing their health problems
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
New 'balance stool' forces people to strengthen their core and improve their posture while seated at a desk. As if your work isn't already strenuous enough
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(Alice 97.3 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Guess which world-famous American location just became the most Instagrammed place on Earth?
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The cannoli croissant donut. It's...it's glorious
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A burger franchise pays its employees $15 an hour--and it's making money. But, most bizarre of all, it's located in Detroit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Days since unarmed black man shot dead by white police officer: 0
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Thu December 04, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Philippines about to be hit with super-typhoon. This is not a repeat from 2013
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Ah, Christmas, the time of year when everyone's nice to each other, including that robber threatening to murder you if you don't open the safe
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Golfer loses bet with pal over who can retrieve the most golf balls from a crocodile infested lake bottom. No word yet on whether he 'won'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sunderland Spiderman pitch invasion: man charged. This word salad headline brought to you by the BBC
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Have you ever dreamed of sleeping inside a pizza?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New study finds 84% of vegetarians and vegans return to eating our tasty farm friends
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
We may have a new record here. Man not only gets DUI, he gets three in one night. In three different vehicles
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
In what's sure to be the biggest tipping controversy since circumcision, LA restaurant adds tip line for cooks to its checks
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this '60s service
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Latest police atrocity brought to you by California: Officer faces firing for giving suicidal student a bottle of water instead of a tasing
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Joe Sixpack's 2014 Holiday Gift Guide
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian teen arrested on terrorism charges after stealing money at knifepoint, possibly plotting to blow up a moose
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police kill an unarmed man by choking him to death - no indictment. Film the police killing an unarmed man by choking him to death? You better believe that's an indicting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're #2! We're #2!
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sad: spending the rest of your life in prison. Oh, fark this: for swearing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" "I want the Waffen-SS Panther tank and a Josef Goebbels action figure"
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: From hot cocoa to mulled cider to hot toddies, the chill will soon settle in for many a Farker. Help us all stay cozy with your warm drink recipes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Synthetic drugs kill. So tell your kids about organic, non-gmo, gluten free drugs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal law suit alleges that for-profit college in FL used tactics such as hiring strippers to lure students to sign up for classes. Treatment, that, clearly is supposed to be reserved only for top NCAA Division 1-A football and basketball prospects
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Parents decide to cancel Christmas after their kids misbehave and by no means is this a way to drive traffic to their mommy blog
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(Williamsburg Yorktown Daily)
 
 
 
Man faces twenty years for stealing from Sunglass Hut. Thank God he didn't commit the fatal mistake of ripping off the Dipping Dots mafia
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this landscaping service
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Hey, free neon sign for anybody who wants to haul it away. Difficulty: 50 feet tall
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
What's black and white and all over the place
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Whatever you do, Louisiana voters, don't trust the person who's paying for my election campaign"
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Every now and then one of those "Dear Abby, my manager invited me to a lesbian threesome" stories turns out to be true
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ukraine's government broadcasting agency had a problem on its hands Wednesday: Zombies. Lots and lots of zombies
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While everyone was outraged about the "White Christmas" meme image, everyone missed on the even more heinous shiat that school official from Texas posted
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Breast-shaped building could be torn down. No word on what will be the first post destruction plan
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Women filmed showering in long, hard thing filled with seamen. Well, at least filled with dicks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Newspaper announces it will run only good news for one day, loses 80 percent of readership despite stories such as "No disruption on the roads despite snow"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Vatican's new finance minister says the Holy See's finances are in much better shape than he thought after he found hundreds of millions of Euros "tucked away" in accounts that oddly, seem to have been accidentally omitted from the balance sheets
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Why the long face? Here's why
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Unusual indicator that it will be a hard winter. Someone heisted three GMC Sierra 3500 plow trucks from one location
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(Today)
 
 
 
Divorce rates in the U.S. have dropped, mostly because people are thinking twice before ruining their lives with marriage
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kenny Smith calls Charles Barkley a racist - and the best power forward ever
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nike introduces the Kyrie 1 shoe named after Kyrie Irving, will be good to wear down the road that you must travel and through the darkness of the night
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Latest Florida wannabe: South Wales
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here are 11 facts you may not have known about Arby's. Not mentioned is the Oven Mitt's sordid history in the adult industry
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(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Police in central Florida say a man faces domestic battery charges after assaulting a woman during a discussion about anger management classes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Is gang slang evolving into a separate language entirely? And can you speak it, motherfarker?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Did you get a flu shot this year? If so, the CDC wants you to know it probably won't work because the virus has mutated. Merry Christmas, everyone
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"Yea, these emails contain taxpayer info we released to the White House. That's why we can't share them with you... it'd be illegal to release them"
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(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut unveils new Doritos-crusted pizza. Surprise: Not America's fault
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
The important question is: Did they read her the Amanda Miranda Panda rights before arresting her? (tag is for parents' choice of names)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study shows public restrooms aren't as dirty as you think, that's just chocolate syrup and lemonade splattered on the walls
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Protected by cops, tens of thousands of clueless suburbanites flock to the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting despite being surrounded by angry mobs of disenfranchised NYC residents who are tired of not being protected from the cops
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"I want to come home, my iPod is broken and they make me do the washing up" - European jihadist recruits in Iraq are missing their home comforts
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
GM to restore 1 millionth Corvette damaged in sinkhole. HOW BIG WAS THAT FARKING SINKHOLE?
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man discovers ancient spearhead on his farm. Which is better than finding it in one's knee
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"I'd never been to a strip club before, but I made a quick decision that there is probably no better way to experience one for the first time than by taking a water taxi to a floating crab boat"
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
"If you want to know how socially conservative Britain still is, go to a restaurant"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Homeschool mom who destroyed evolution at a museum heads to the zoo in search of dragons. Welcome to America, circa 2014
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
It's time once again for that most American of competitions: who can have the single highest electric bill for their holiday light display in the country?
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
If you happen to have seen a 5000 pound steel bridge on the move, the Farmington, MI police would like a word with you
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Obama administration to give out purple hearts for workplace violence
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Facebook's news feed remains a hotbed of hoaxes, lies, and conspiracy theories"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Designers create tweed jacket that naturally smells like whiskey for people who find whiskey not sweet enough to drink
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The Stroke Robot doesn't do what you think it does
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Pirate who came to America in 1776 aboard one of Columbus's ships finally apprehended
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sweet community treat
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
The guy that got busted for pretending to be a soldier on Black Friday was once arrested for impersonating a police officer
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Texas brain mystery turns into a non-story upon the revelation that most brains were purged years ago. Follow-up trumps obvious tag... barely
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A Chicago church wants to know if you were given $500, would you use it for good?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As we approach the holiday season, be sure to avoid these all-too-common drinking-induced office party disasters. *reads article*. Uh-oh. Oh, crap. Shiat. Hey, anybody know a good place that's hiring?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The U.S. Army is looking for a new sidearm. One of the criteria is that the pistol grips be ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The entry fee is $10. There's a Twitter page with "tributes" to "fallen" players. A separate YouTube account has cell phone footage of "kills." Asked if the police warning might give teens second thoughts, "It makes them all want to do it even more"
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Orion test flight this morning, pregame show on now, lift-off at 7:05 EST. Watch it all on NASA TV
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Cleveland cop who shot 12-year old Tamir Rice had previously been fired before making it out of the police academy of a neighboring city because of "a lack of maturity" and a "dangerous loss of composure" on the gun range
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The best way to improve your sex life is to put down your tablet, smart phone, or other electronic device
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(io9)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state agrees that Satanists must have equal representation in the capitol
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 500: "5 for 500" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 03, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Othello teacher admits ordering eight-year-old student to unclog toilet with his bare hands, gets reprimanded for using "very poor professional judgment." Iago unavailable for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to immediately spot an American at any airport in the world
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(Komo)
 
 
 
If you flushed a few gallons of concrete down a toilet near Seattle's South Lake Union district, Seattle Public Utilities would like a word with you
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rubberneckers
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Giant inflatable butt plug stimulates Parisians
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tortoise fitted with Lego wheels after he lost the use of his legs - because that's the way he rolls
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Already cursed with the his given name of Otto Schimmelpenninck van der Oije, he didn't deserve to take a confetti cannon to the balls during live performance
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Sir, can you please smile for the jury
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What happens when the passenger seated next to you kicks the bucket in mid-flight? Well since the FAA doesn't have an answer at all, pretty much every airline is on their own to deal with the stiff
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man charged with simple domestic assault for attacking wife with McChicken sandwich, would have been charged with aggravated assault had he made her eat it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Listen up policemen of NYC, this is how you make "former Policeman of the Year"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The time to learn how to drive a stick is not AFTER a carjacking
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(Newser)
 
 
 
'Gone With the Wind' goes AWOL from library for 65 years, turns out nobody gave a damn
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(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Guy impersonating a police officer, real police officers, and citizens trying to capture the guy impersonating a police officer are all trying to catch each other, apparently
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Drunk boaters hit submerged island. 911 dispatch recommends lighting a signal fire beside crashed boat leaking gas. Remaining conscious survivor kills fellow boaters in resulting fire. Is there anybody involved in this story who isn't an idiot?
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
YOU'VE GOT MAIL.... all over the highway
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
911, can you please connect me to Santa Claus?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why you shoulda listened to your momma and become a doctor: "Since the Great Recession struck in 2007, the median wage for people between the ages of 25 and 34, adjusted for inflation, has fallen in every major industry except for health care"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like the Guinness Book of World Records, so we put your Guinness Books of World Records in the Guinness Book of World Records so you can see your Books of World Records when you read the Book of World Records
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Concordia captain didn't sound the alarm because he feared a panic, which is understandable given how scary the Kilrathi are
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(WTFark)
 
 
 
News reporter's coworker biffs it during report, proceeds to make like a tree and get out of there
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Help me Prudie: A cousin fat shamed me into throwing the potatoes at her rather than passing them and now my family wants me to apologize
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tree tosser
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"I've been doing this for ten years and I've never seen a lobster as big as Albert Girther - which is his name"
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Surgeon removes good kidney and leaves tumorous one intact. No word on whether he put the good kidney in a hotel bathtub filled with ice
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Woman assaults a television with a can of beans. Why yes, drugs were involved
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
London may officially panic now as ISIS announces possession and intent to deploy a nuke there
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that cop in Staten Island who was caught on tape literally choking an innocent man to death for no reason at all? Yeah, a grand jury just decided not to indict him either
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(The Daily Press)
 
 
 
Loose lips sink ships, apparently also create imaginary sinking ships
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Kurdistan seems to be a stable, multi-ethnic democracy, with a strong military while the rest of Iraq is basically a failed state? Turns out it's because Exxon-Mobil is better at "nation building" than the US Government
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when you call for an ambulance and they tell you it has been stolen by a homeless guy trying to drive to a topless bar?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cleveland cops who fired 137 shots at two unarmed black civilians in 2012 have filed a federal lawsuit saying they are victims of racial discrimination. Yes, Subby checked to see if this story was from the Onion too
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
India ranked as less corrupt than China for the first time in 18 years, yet both combined remain less corrupt than Illinois
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Live in Washington State and think you have Obamacare? You are in for a surprise
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Five people shot outside Déjà vu restaurant. Observers say they'll never be able to forget it
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Baby Jesus banned from local council building in France this Christmas. He's just too religious
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami to Bogota: Plane ticket - $1300. Baggage fees - $100. Bad joke about a bomb in your luggage - $89,000
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Study finds poor teens in Baltimore are worse off than kids in Nigeria. Mostly because the kids in Africa don't get their role models from the Baltimore Ravens
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Always the popular fashion accessory, the Kalashnikov rifle gets a makeover. Hello Kitty version available soon
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Soap opera actor beaten while delivering a meal to a friend. Suspects include long lost cousin who just came back from the dead, an ex-girlfriend that his stepfather impregnated, and an evil twin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Science suggests intermittent fasting may be a better way to lose weight, especially for those who only have intermittent paychecks
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Do you hate it when you're having fun at a Nets game and the guy behind you starts beating you with his prosthetic leg?
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
England finally relaxes strict wedding venue law for Goddesses. Temple expects rush
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Everything you needed to know about how to take your cat on a hike
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
FCC claims that Netflix is responsible for the Internet fast lanes. Yes, your FCC is blaming an extortion victim
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police in Pakistan will register blasphemy case against 'disco mullah'. No word on if he will be stayin' alive here
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(Today)
 
 
 
Parents outraged that the names they have chosen for their children are suddenly popular. "Five years ago, there were no Masons. Now, it's overtaken Mike. It's wrong." First world problems, apparently
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Human ancestors developed a taste for alcohol 10 million years ago. Apparently happy hour started way earlier than previously thought
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Montana legislators consider raising speed limit to 85, because who doesn't want to get through Montana as quickly as possible?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The office of the future will have no seats or desks and people will just flop and slouch all over the place
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Symantec discovers "groundbreaking and almost peerless" spyware with targets in nearly a dozen countries. And I'm sure voting over the Internet would be just fine (link fixed)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Santa Claus in deep hot chocolate over his allergy to dogs who are pit bulls that are service animals to autistic children
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
500 years after his death, Richard III's DNA calls the legitimacy of the Tudor claims to the throne in doubt. Yes, that also includes the House of Windsor
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(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Australian wine called 72 Virgins sold as a fundraiser for an anti-Islamic movement. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with that
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The wackier of a name you give your child the better of a chance he or she will be screwed up in the head by the time they're in high school. And also you're a raging narcissist
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Gas prices are dropping below $3 a gallon -- during a holiday season -- and, naturally, someone has a problem with that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There can be only one Kim Jong Un. Really - anybody in North Korea with that name has to change it
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(KIKN 100.5 Sioux Falls)
 
 
 
Urn Notice: When taking the ashes of a loved one out for a drive it's best not to leave them at a gas station
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
AAA says that 90% of seniors report no accidents or moving violations in the past two years. The other 10% apparently still have some memory left
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Visitors to the Kaliningrad Zoo are asked not to tap on the glass of the aquarium...you're making the sharks very, very nervous
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Vagina kayak artist arrested in Japan
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man busted for cooking meth in park restroom. Sorta makes you miss the good old days when park restrooms were only used for innocent, down-low gay hookups
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this outdoors indoors art thingee
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
There has been an accident in a nuclear power plant in Ukraine. This is not a repeat from 1986
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Get your red hots, step right up to the bar and get your red hot Sriracha stout beer, *SCREAM*. Yeah, it's a thing now
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(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Fark Party just in time for the holidays Dec 3rd 7:30PM
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You're not truly a hipster until you have a wallet made out of cork
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember kids: If you accidentally get locked out of your home, call a relative or go to a neighbor's home. Do not try to get back inside via the chimney
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Demand for ugly sweaters threatens to ruin hipster parties
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
"Well, we did some estimates...calculated fuel costs, manpower, equipment upkeep...let's see, with this three year contract, it's gonna cost you $3 million to have us mow your lawn. Sound good?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Economist: I've crunched the numbers, and the American Dream is dead. "America has no higher rate of social mobility than medieval England or pre-industrial Sweden"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"We think somebody may have taken the brains, but we don't know for sure"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
College gymnast found stuffed inside a 3 foot by 3 foot dumbwaiter
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
Police love tasers but not body cameras. Taser is trying to change that
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Twitter attempts to follow the new ground broken by Fark, adopts a new harassment policy
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to a future sumo wrestler who at 15lb 1oz might take the record for the biggest baby born in New Zealand
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FDA may start allowing gay men to donate blood, bringing to an end over thirty years of sexual orientation discrimination
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Tue December 02, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Heaviest California rainfall in years goes just like you'd expect it to (with pics and video)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Veteran: Son, I know what an Army Ranger is, and you're no Army Ranger. Take your fraudulent ways to some other mall
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Photoshop a company marketing campaign made awkward by events (LGTI)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In 1995 we announced the arrival of Elizabeth. Oops, seems we were mistaken. Please welcome the birth of Kai
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferguson Police Department may charge Michael Brown's stepfather with "attempting to incite a riot" which is a serious crime unlike actually killing somebody
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Could we surf our way to mental health? What Would Brian Wilson Do?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Congress wants to eliminate penis pumps from Medicare coverage. Austin Powers relieved to be covered by NHS, because that sort of thing IS his bag, baby
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(Newser)
 
 
 
If you only have a few days to live, might as well spend it scarfing down burgers, partying with firefighters, and licking your own butt
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Things you don't want photobombing your surfing competition? This shark
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you've seen one industrial disaster, you've seen Bhopal (some images may be disturbing)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The last person left in Detroit actually did turn off the lights
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Looks like Richard III may have been a literal as well as a figurative bastard
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cat in a box
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
UK school nannies: You can have your Nativity play long as Joseph the patriarchal oppressor isn't there, the three wise men are lesbian atheists, and Mary gives birth via IVF to a Jesus, a Muhammad and a Ganesh or two
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(Citizens Voice)
 
 
 
Ah, the joys of a long vacation: stop reading email, turn off your phone, ignore the cries of all the people who thought you were going to pay them before you left
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Check out these pictures from 1989 of the mall where you bought the mower you used to cut the lawn you now tell those damn kids to get off of
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
You mean to tell me in America I'm going to be banned from using a drone to track and maybe even shoot a deer? What happened to our RIGHTS?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Judge who coined the phrase "indict a ham sandwich" was actually a ham sandwich
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(WTFark)
 
 
 
Construction worker caught pouring his special concrete mix (contains heavily-pixelated not-safe-for-workness)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cruise ship diners toss their lobsters overboard in an attempt to save them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Because Americans do everything better, Colorado is now the biggest exporter of illegal pot to Mexico due to its consistently high quality
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The UK just banned a bunch of interactions between taxi drivers and passengers, here's a maybe not safe for work list of these acts
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(io9)
 
 
 
'Yes, I'd like a mocha soy latte frappe pulled from Thor's left eyebrow, please'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why did Disney block God? Is Mickey Mouse a pawn of Satan? I'm just asking questions here
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians warned to leave Afghanistan because of spreading violence. Afghanistan is a dangerous place, who knew?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Of course the US is behind the Ebola outbreak in West Africa, Mr. Kim Jong-un
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man decides to shine his laser pointer into the cockpit of a police helicopter, seems surprised when cops show up to arrest him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's visit the most dangerous school in Texas, where teachers carry concealed firearms "just in case"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Trust me, I know she's darker than you but it's definitely your baby." Ten years later - "Ooops"
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Mystery Monkey 2: "At first I thought it was a cheetah. It was that color, with a long tail. Then, I said, 'Wait a minute, that's a freakin' monkey'"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Attention please, hibernation will terminate as we near Pluto
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
The origin story behind the sport of bungee jumping is much more complicated than you would have ever thought
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(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Stop. The. Press. Britain's biggest crisp stuns news room
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Jurassic Park will soon be a reality, as we have the technology to bring back extinct animals. Though Slate reminds us that this is a bad idea
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Canadian family lived with man's dead body for six months as they prayed for resurrection. Didn't work
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
It took almost 70 years, but art museum experts in Japan have finally recreated copy of Vincent van Gogh's "Sunflowers" that was incinerated in American air raid
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Fool me once, shame on me: Un-installing Tinder from your smartphone in front of your wife. Fooling none of the 1,199 commenters: then promptly activating the phone's passcode feature
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The 999 emergency number is not your personal phone erotica outlet
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Honey Boo Boo star selling potion that she claims will prevent Ebola. No word on whether it is made of the excretions of Mama June
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this messenger
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trial run of Ebola vaccine has so far produced only mild side effects. Well, I guess compared to bleeding out of your everything, any side effect is considered mild
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(SFBay.ca)
 
 
 
Drug-sniffing dog snorts cocaine during bust
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(CNN)
 
 
 
St. Louis County Police Chief Jon Belmar: "Rams called and apologized" Rams: "Ah, no we didn't" St. Louis Police: **pouts... stomps feet... runs to twitter**
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study: Women with more male friends have more sex
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Want to make NYC commuter rush hour even worse? Just have your MTA computers accidentally block 10,000 MetroCards for "insufficient funds"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Worried about your carry-on not fitting in the overhead compartment this holiday season? Don't, because the U.S. and U.K. are about to ban all carry-on luggage, because terrorism
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
HIV is gradually evolving into a less deadly, less infectious virus
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Drinking doesn't make you an a-hole. Drinking and texting during a movie makes you an a-hole. Complete with a taser and mugshot goodness
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man shoves 6.5 pounds of cow tongue down his pants and leaves Walmart without paying. Moove along, nothing to see here
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Well it seems like there is a such thing as explosive firewood
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
There needs to be a way that you can spend two dollars to take away one pledged dollar on Kickstarter
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Mon December 01, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Is there anybody out there that you really don't like but are still obligated to provide a present to? Well, here is your list of the worst presents available
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida goes nine consecutive hurricane seasons without a single hit
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(WTFark)
 
 
 
Baby got back, but grandma got guns (language toward the end might be awkward for work)
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Why Charles Barkley does not think the Ferguson decision was all that turrible
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Top six mistakes you make in making homemade marinara sauce, and how you correct them. Mamma mia
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you've ever felt the insatiable need to hear The Count counting the digits of Pi to 10,000 decimal places, you're weird. Also, here you go
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this very strange day at the beach
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #15: Where the deer and the antelope play World of Warcraft
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Jack and Jeanette just moved from Hawaii to Kansas. Let's see how long they can survive a mid-west winter. "The biggest shock is having to take 20 minutes to get dressed just to get out of the house"
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(Deccan Herald)
 
 
 
Police use schoolchildren as stand ins for protesters during drill, accidentally let them know what rubber bullets really feel like
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How to donate to food banks without looking like a dumbass. Bottom line: instead of processed garbage like ramen and marshmallows, give canned or unprocessed food like beans and lentils. Better yet, just give money since your "food" is pretty awful
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