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Sun November 23, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman buys gun because she fears unrest in Ferguson. While in a car with boyfriend, she pulls out the gun to show that she is ready for unrest. Boyfriend, who was driving, ducks and hits another car. Gun goes off and kills woman. Ta da
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
California town restores Biblical Christmas displays built by Disneyland artisan and the recurring problems of stolen Jesus: "The one that replaced him had a mullet. It was really bad"
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(WUNC Chapel Hill)
 
 
 
'If We Left, They Wouldn't Have Nobody'
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this heavy load
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(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Seattle mayor pardons tofurkey for Thanksgiving. Suck it, hungry people
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British reindeer forced to keep holiday schedule a secret to stay one step ahead of animal-rights activists
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Your attention, please: Delta flight 209 non-stop from Portland now arriving at Gate seven...Gate eight...Gate nine...Gate ten...Gate eleven...Gate twelve...Gate off the runway
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Happy Danksgiving
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(CNN)
 
 
 
City threatens to take away and dispose of a child's service dog, because pit bull
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(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
RIP old school farker HarryCanyon...we'll miss you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chiraq's weekend gun violence is showing signs of abating with only 3 dead and 11 wounded
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
E-cigarettes can give your computer cancer
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Activism is being killed by irony
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this addictive item
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Here is a political cartoon so ironic, the ironic tag doesn't do it justice," so sayeth the Fail tag
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arthur the stray dog gets a meatball from a member of a Swedish adventure racing team getting ready to start a 430-mile race through the Amazon rainforest, decides he wants to go along with his new friends and makes it extra dusty in here
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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Hookers, drugs and guns in Pokerville CA. What, no gambling or alcohol? What this world coming to? Silly hillbillies
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(beforeitsnews.com)
 
 
 
Finally an economic recovery plan for Chicago everyone can get behind is planned for 2015. Everyone should expect glowing reviews
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(Smells like fish)
 
 
 
New England fisherman try to rebrand the dogfish, now known as rock salmon in the UK and saumonette in France. Come on Fark, we can do better than that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A fish to haunt your nightmares, especially for what happens to the male
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
"They thought I was crazy for spending $200 on a free-range turkey for Thanksgiving. But they all demanded leftovers." That's a lot of money for something you can get for $25 at a Wal-Mart
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Being one in two million is unique and special ... unless you happen to have a cancer so rare most oncologists will never see it in their lifetime
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is just sad
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(Nylon Guys)
 
 
 
These geniuses have come up with a way to have beer for breakfast
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
SAS troops use 4-wheelers in desert fight against ISIS. Not a repeat from 1966 - wait, actually it is
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dear officer: At stop light, I saw driver behind me drinking straight from bottle of Crown Royal. Should I have followed him or called 911? Should I have recorded his license plate for later? And what's his Fark handle?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
1914 watercolor by A. Hitler brings a surprising $200,000. Auction house admits they did Nazi that one coming
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Come visit the Roman Colosseum to see the dedicated senate seating areas, the subterranean network of tunnels and cages, the K chiseled into the wall by a Russian tourist
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
"Ugly" Christmas tree sparks outcry for its removal. City counselors Brown and Van Pelt ask people to give the tree a chance and remember what Christmas really means
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tongue sticker-outer
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(CBC)
 
 
 
$1,500 worth of gum stolen. Police seek to question Bazooka Joe
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
If you've got bongs, crack pipes, and marijuana plants in your living room and manage to lock yourself out of your apartment, it's probably best not to call 911 for help
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man comes up with 100 uses for his ex-wife's wedding dress, each one more vengeful and distasteful than than the last
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man arrested for punching a police horse, being only a pawn in the game of life
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Wonder who set him up this time? Marion Barry dead at 78
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
No Santa's grotto this year 'cause it's too grotty, says shopping centre. For shame, shabby Santa, for shame
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Squirrel cuts power to 2,000 Cupertino residents, offers to turn it back on for a ransom of 1 million small unmarked nuts
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Sat November 22, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police are kindly asking anyone who has received a package from Myron May who shot up Florida State University's library, to leave it unopened and alert authorities right away
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Kidnapping, attempted murder, and a naked guy falling through the ceiling of the women's bathroom. Welcome to Saturday morning at the airport
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(Newburyport News)
 
 
 
Looking for the marijauna dispensary? Take a left at the stone wall, walk half a mile through the woods, hang a right at the swamp, wade 200 feet, and there it would be if anybody could get a permit to fill wetlands
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unsuspecting bandits in Guinea possibly qualify for Darwin awards
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coyotes? In Chicago? It's more likely than you think
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
InstaShootout
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, will stay me from the swift completion of my meth delivery
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Attention, consumers: Dave Barry's 2014 Holiday Gift Guide is finally here for your enjoyment
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Funeral Home says "fark it," cuts off transgender woman's hair, dresses her and presents her as a man in an open casket
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Community passes a new tax to save the local library. Township: "Great, that's just enough for us to start charging rent"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this painting of a man painting a painting of his house
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman goes on hunger strike until city repeals its law forbidding homeless from eating in a park. And, much like the city's homeless, no one has given her any attention
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Tim Giardina was a 3-star Admiral in the US Navy. He was also put in charge of the U.S. Nuclear Arsenal on land, sea, and air. The powers of Armageddon itself were placed in his trust. But he was too busy forging casino chips to care about all that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Every man: "I totally believe it". Every woman: "Riiiiiiight"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ferguson grand jury decides to: A) Indict B) No Bill C) Not fark up Thanksgiving and Black Friday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this accomplished mission
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(AP)
 
 
 
6.8 mag quake strikes Japan. And so it goes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well THAT article really bummed me out
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(Newburyport News)
 
 
 
Police officers demand chief be fired because he told them to back away from suicidal man rather than use him for target practice
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Family loses everything in fire at Joe's Garage. Fire blamed on band playing with a cheesy amp and a second-hand Stratocaster with a whammy bar
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
When cutting through sheet rock to steal a Mosque's donation box, don't wear a hat with your name on it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"It's been fifty years since JFK was assassinated. We must re-investigate the crime," claims journalist who somehow has missed the past fifty years of investigations
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Bus driver: "He came out of nowhere, like somebody just beamed him down." This defense only works if the deceased was wearing a red shirt
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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Gym teacher drags teen girl into the pool after she refuses to swim ... because she just had her hair done. Tag is for everyone involved
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(Time)
 
 
 
Every tinfoil maker in the world should pitch in to pay this guy a pension
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dirty commies
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
How can this little unwanted moggy also be the rarest cat in all of Scotland? It's because he's a MALE tortoiseshell. Give a Caturday welcome to twelve-week-old Harry, who has defied genetics by being one of the few toms in the world to have tortoiseshell colors
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Arizona 'pregnant man' charged with stalking estranged wife." No mad-libs were harmed in the making of this headline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The United States of Alcohol. What is the booziest state is America?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, no one thought it was odd that Gantz would clock out from the warehouse everyday with a stack of surplus combat helmets on his head
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your breakfast gets interrupted by total bollocks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sales of beard nets soar as marginally-employable hipsters increasingly enter the food service industry
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Fri November 21, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"And in the master bedroom, the closet is big enough to hide a dead body"
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Smithsonian's list of the 100 most influential Americans includes Abraham Lincoln, Mark Twain, and... L. Ron Hubbard?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Window washer falls 11 stories, hits moving vehicle, and survives. No word on the condition of the Leprechaun he landed on
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Nairobi police have had it with these motherfarkin giraffes on the motherfarkin plane
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The sexiest goat portraits you will see today
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"None of my kids are afraid to hunt with rifles because there is no longer the loud bang"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas has just ruined the textbook industry
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sandy construction
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Members of Kentucky's Labor Cabinet enraged after someone asks them to do some work and shovel snow outside their Lexington office
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(White House)
 
 
 
White House names new executive pastry chef. Republicans immediately threaten to sue, saying it is beyond Obama's constitutional authority
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
SHUT. DOWN... what do you mean, too late?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
And for today's, "What?" headline, "Ex-con gay porn twin pens novel"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Beauty is all in the eye of the beholder of meth
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'X' marks the splat
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As you protest in Ferguson, have no fear of violence from the police or the KKK, because Anonymous will have your back and totally hack their websites or something
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
DEVO frontman opens up about his career as a visual artist, his myopia and how he managed to whip it good
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these record breakers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome back to the Weird News Quiz. This week featuring a secret ingredient. Just kidding, bacon isn't a secret
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fark: Two computer scientists respond to a predatory journal with 7 words, complete with charts and graphs. Total WTF: The journal prints it (Not safe for work Language)
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Q: Is Florida state law making students feel less intelligent in school? A: Florida
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Amnesty International releases free software to detect if the government is spying on your computer. So if you're curious to find out how many NSA operatives are searching through your Peg-Leg Pete fetish porn collection, here you go
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The lesson here, folks, is to avoid putting pureed raw frog on your eyes
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kmart tells employees if they don't come in to work on Thanksgiving, they will "automatically be fired"
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Oh my, unintended truck advertising is unintended
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD decides to show those n00bs in the Ferguson PD how you're supposed to shoot an unarmed black man
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(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
Monty Python's 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' passes Frank Sinatra's 'My Way' as the most popular funeral song of all time
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Suspected child molesters arrested after enrolling in elementary school to recruit victims. No, this is not the plot of the next Adam Sandler movie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No pants fires reported at world's biggest liar competition
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese people can't stand root beer because smell reminds them of popular pain-relieving medicinal patch
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember when parents used to fight over really cool toys? Now they're fighting over pink plastic pregnant puppies. Which also doubles as the name of subby's new Chinese polka bluegrass band
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail humbly requests you be outraged at excessively PC multicultural Christmas jumper. "They claim it is a sweater for 'Modern Britain'"
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption this dinner date gone wrong
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: This lonely man needs some company. Can you help?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to have a "tactical-live action zombie experience"? Don't mind Arizona? Then this event might just be what you're looking for
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are many ways to skin a cat. And by that I mean there are many ways to give a cat a pill
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Wilson negotiating to resign in effort to stem rioting in Ferguson
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"The Crown does not have to give its reasoning when it decides not to lay charges" for A) underage drinking B) marijuana possession or C) off-duty cop going 70 over speed limit crashing and killing a kid
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(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
The only thing that changes after you convert your crab boat into a floating strip club is who catches the crabs
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The most bizarre police suspect composites you're likely to see today
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's strap a GoPro to an eagle and set it loose over London
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
The CIA reviewed some books about Snowden. Shockingly, the spy agency was not impressed with "Snowden's broken family life, his half-finished education, his political beliefs, and his devotion to the Internet"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Think your city has noise pollution problems with all the cars and trucks going back and forth? Just take a look at Venice where they don't have cars and trucks, they need to ban wheelies on suitcases because they make too much noise
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Thu November 20, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
TGI Fridays launches flying mistletoe drones for the holidays. Edible food still not a priority
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The fattest thing you can do as an American is go on a Carnival Cruise ship. Here's a look at all the food you have unlimited access to
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(Newcastle Herald (Australia))
 
 
 
Major counter-terrorism operation storms house of suspected Muslim of some kind, finds a sword the police are quite certain is metal, not plastic, in latest 'when did Australia start importing cops from the US' story
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You'd almost think today wasn't a day that ends in Y - The FTC actually did something about a telemarketing scammer. Unfortunately, the scammers' punishment didn't include getting sewn in a sack full of rabid weasels and dropped off a bridge
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're the first victim in a mass shooting, the NRA would like to thank you for letting the good guys with guns know a bad guy with a gun is on the loose
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: 'Feminist' condom design beats stiff competition
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman kills her neighbor after he overdraws funds from their joint account. Then things get weird
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Things to get at the gas station: (X) Unleaded (X) 10-W30 ( ) Fish
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Your official Emperor Obama immigration speech discussion thread (LGT livestream)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smirking ray
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
EPA says there's a chance that the underground landfill fire that's been burning for four years might reach the landfill next door where nuclear waste was illegally dumped and if that happens, hey, where did they go?
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Man wearing camouflage robs bank, escapes with undisclosed amount of cash. Police advise the public that if they see a man dressed in camouflage, it's not really working
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Walmart finally agrees to help employees cover expenses during the holidays - by holding a canned food drive for "needy associates"
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(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Having friends or family over and like to put together snacks or appetizers? Share recipes for tasty little morsels, dips, and other goodies. Your Farkers will thank you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photos of toilets around the world show that in some places, sanitation is pretty crappy
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember, kids: Always do your assigned reading. Your life may depend on it
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(U.S. Navy)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy ship runs across Amelia Earhart in the Gulf of Aden
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
I am this dog. This dog is me
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Pit bull parade planned in Rhode Island to celebrate end of the ban on the dog breed. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When 90 pounds of marijuana positively has to be there overnight, you may first want to verify the delivery address
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"This is a drill. Repeat, this is only a drill' is the kind of thing you probably want to say when having a school shooting drill
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NSA Director warns that China can Shut. Down. Everything
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this un-regular checkup
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
If you look at porn on a computer in the children's section of the public library you work at and do not wish to be caught, clearly the correct course of action is to steal and destroy said computer. Or not
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
My life with the Thrill Kill . . . robotics engineer?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Winnie the Pooh banned from being playground mascot, because he's a pantless hermaphrodite
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying Hollywood celebrities are lazy, but their latest PSA against Ebola consists of them silently staring at the camera
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Students walk in on headmaster giving oral to math teacher - which about sums it up (Not safe for work)
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Google Internet balloon crashes on farm in Roswell, South Africa
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A wall map featuring just about every rude and silly place name in Britain was launched this week - including 136 places in the country named 'bottom'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UN reports that nearly 1,000 people have died fighting in Eastern Ukraine since the government signed a truce with rebels. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Do you know your A.R.S.E score? (Quiz)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
400 pound deputy can't handle 100 pound girls fighting during a food fight, so he punches one to the ground, then calls in backup. And the highway patrol. And the fire department. And a helicopter. Yes, a helicopter
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Welcome to Sacred Monkey Forest. "Aw, isn't that cute." Then it turns from cute to evil and kills them
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stupid students suspended for snorting Smarties
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ten Toys NOT to get your kids for Christmas this year. Bag of Glass suspiciously missing
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Denmark announces its first national dish: stegt flæsk med persillesovs og kartofler. And it's as tasty as it sounds
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
George Orwell was wrong: Big Brother *won't* be watching you. But Little Hacker Brother certainly will
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police decide to let a 90 year-old pastor feed the homeless in a park. This time
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
After walking away from a $37 million NFL contract, Jason Brown buys a farm and donates his harvest to food banks
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Falsely accused of putting glass on a Big Mac a cop had ordered? That's a $437,000 settlement
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So far, the 2016 field of presidential candidates is the biggest group of losers since the Columbus Blue Jackets held their alumni night
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you get charged with aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, grand theft and more after trying to run down an officer in the Kohl's parking lot
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(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Town where Hot Fuzz was filmed descends into lawlessness. It's like The Purge
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
US was going to end NSA snooping program before Snowden leaked it all. Uh...huh....all those who believe that, stand on your heads
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obesity costs the global economy $2 trillion a year, or about as much as war and terrorism combined
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Utah wants to bring back the firing squad. Well, it can't be any more cruel or unusual than a botched lethal injection
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(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Gun control in Britain is so effective that criminals are now robbing supermarkets with pieces of paper on which they have drawn handguns
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Police warn angry goat on roof 'only respects one man'
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hell-raising Spanish duchess who held more royal titles than anybody on earth dies at 88; Earl of Cloves, Sir Osis of the Liver and Sir Loin of Beef ruled out as causes of death
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman, 24, racks up 100 convictions for alcohol offences, is warned by British court after the magic 100th that "she is running out of chances"
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(ITV)
 
 
 
It's not just American media that pad out their news with bullshiat what-if stories. Here's a British newspaper asking if the lake-effect snow that hit New York is on its way to bury the UK
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife is constantly walking around naked, and now she's teaching our children that it's okay to walk around the house naked. She doesn't understand that there is good naked and bad naked. How can I stop this?"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
ISIL expands its Head-Dangling World Tour to include performances at St. Peters Square. "The crusaders' missiles will not stop our advance on Rome"
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
"Uh, you know that cemetery plot where we buried that person was reserved for someone else, right?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In an emergency procedure, dentist removes 202 teeth from a 7-year-old girl. Yes, he was abscessive compulsive
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Apparently there might be some sex in the Champagne Room
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
350-lb. man arrested for trying to steal five rib eye steaks from Walmart by hiding them under his folds on the seat of his mobility scooter. If only a crying bald eagle were involved, this story would epitomize America
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Guess what state is claiming the first Thanksgiving actually happened there
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Residents of Minden, Nebraska are shocked, SHOCKED that someone would put up a sign reading: "Aids, Ebola, Obama, Thanks Africa"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If you shoot a 12-year-old boy in a drive-by shooting it probably wouldn't be the smartest idea to send the boy's aunt a friend request on Facebook the day after the shooting
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Robber stole cash from grocery store, but felt real bad about it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As Allah is my witness, I had no idea powerful stage lights would make the sheer panels on my dress do that
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this public affection
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(Android Central)
 
 
 
Defending your right to privacy? Guess you want KIDS to DIE
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If men don't have to shave their upper lips in November, then women shouldn't have to shave their legs
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
In five months the United States will become the chair of the Arctic Council, an international group that looks after the Arctic Circle. I get goosebumps just thinking about it
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man says he's created a lotion that protects people from Ebola and it also might work against HIV, hepatitis C, enterovirus, polio, MRSA, staph infections, E. coli, salmonella and other bacteria
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There might be a huge blizzard going on up in Buffalo but more importantly the surfs up.. Let's hang -10
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
100-year-old Tennessee woman finally gets her feet wet
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
In this corner we have the U.S. government, and in the other corner is an air bag maker for cars. Who is going to win? DING DING
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Uh... guys? One Eyed Willy might be real
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(Daily American)
 
 
 
Today's failed crowd funded campaign: The Bible translated into Emoticons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your obligatory HOLY CRAP Buffalo Lake Effect Snow photo compilation. I'm guessing the only reason people actually want to live there is because the city has an excellent football team
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Gunman opens fire in Florida State University library, at least two shot
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good News: Drivers talking on the phone less. Bad News: It's because they're surfing and checking email
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
How much blood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck blood?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 498: "Just a Geek". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 19, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some of these cars were lemons, some were total flops. Others were wildly successful and are still on the market today. But every last one is packed with sex appeal. The 50 hottest cars of the past 100 years
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover that black holes all line up in a row, like spinning tops across the universe - but they don't know why
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golfing soldier
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Broadway Hotel in Blackpool, England, is a filthy, dirty, rotten hotel. Pass it on
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A surprisingly informative article about marijuana edibles and dosage, and just in time for high-stress family get-togethers. Not that we'd recommend gigglecookies, just an observation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby boy in India born with eight limbs has Hindus up in arms
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The problem with Uber isn't that they're ethically-challenged, it's that they're getting caught at being ethically-challenged, according to the venture capitalist who owns a stake in their biggest competitor
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
911. "Yeah, there's a guy passed out in the Taco Bell drive through." Oh, it's just the Chief of Police
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Video of KY fire chief who refused to transport a black family involved in a car crash to the hospital because "We ain't taking no {N-bomb}s" while not only transporting the other white driver, but fixing his car, "Raises questions of racism"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In case you've been wondering what the good people of Mississippi have been up to, they are currently trying to get a measure declaring the state "principally Christian" included on an upcoming ballot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No, dumbass, you can't heat your house with four tea candles and a ceramic pot
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Now let me get this straight. This car you're renting to me actually belongs to some guy who thinks you're giving him free airport parking?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
This may be the finest example of "Not in my job description" responsibility avoidance ever
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ancient mariner ripped off by window screen company, vows to shoot them like an Albatross
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
THIS is what they meant when they said 'serious economic effects' of EU's Russia sanctions: Putin's banker and his English lover "surviving" on £10,000 a week after asset freeze
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Lake effect snowstorm blankets Lancaster, NY a town 6 miles north of Buffalo with snow. Holy hopping FARK: FIVE FEET of snow to be exact, and it is still snowing. What the Fark?: Meanwhile Buffalo airport has only gotten 3.9 INCHES
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: The perfect Fark tattoo design
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(PBS)
 
 
 
When the druids, hippies, and locals clear out of Stonehenge after the summer solstice there's always one group left...the Horsedrawn
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There are effective ways to dispose of the remains of your murder victim. Using them as a TV stand is not on that list
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female Russian sports fan has 'scariest voice in the world' according to locals who've apparently never tried to cut off drinks at a bar during a Fark party
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photo essay of men with their sex dolls manages to be simultaneously creepy and . . . well, I guess it's just creepy (Not safe for work)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In America, we like our guns. We like our guns A LOT. Russia: challenge accepted
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Help, help, I'm being oppressed because you won't stand there and let me yell at you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Life with the Kardashians? I'd rather stay in poverty in Thailand
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(Vox)
 
 
 
If you want an affordable house, move to Ohio. Unfortunately, then you'll be in Ohio
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Officials say deceased hair salon patron did not have Ebola, she simply curled up & dyed
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Calling on the Power of Fark: Let's make Christmas awesome for kids and families in need. DIT
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The Russians launched something into space that could be scary, so let's get scared already EVERYBODY PANIC
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
The TSA shows things they have confiscated at the Kennedy Airport. It's OK to bring ice skates on the plane, but not fake chainsaws
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
New Gallup poll says that Ebola ranks among Americans' top three healthcare concerns. The other two are Obamacare and drinking from the same glass as Paris Hilton
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hard-hitting feature by CNN looks at the top 25 selfies of the week. Coming up at the top of the hour: a local cat can't believe a nearby sound
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Two men charged with stealing copper pipes from a business, and at the same time we can play "guess what the neck tattoo says" for the guy on the left and "who does he look like" for the guy on the right
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Indian government proudly announces 100 rural villages are "open defecation free." Then a government official went for a walk around in a brand-new pair of sandals, and the number was quickly dropped to 20
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(The Week)
 
 
 
If you thought guns sales went up whenever the NRA warned of the government taking away your guns, you haven't seen the record sales just from the promise of a grand jury decision in the mid-west
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Don Lemon asks a biting question
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Create a fake Amazon page. Convince Walmart to price match the item. Profit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After much online ridicule, British film censors pull their collective heads out of their arses and remove the sexual content warning from the new Paddington Bear movie
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New York City is about to get rid of all pay phones, thus chasing away Superman once and for all
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Before calling a TV station to report long strings of a mysterious fiber are falling from the sky after military planes flew overhead, first make sure they aren't gauze coming from the nearby cattle farm
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Great Dane unexpectedly gives birth to 19 puppies, owner fined for littering
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"His lawyers said Panetti maintains the delusion that Satan is orchestrating his execution by way of the state of Texas, in order to prevent him from preaching the gospel"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Buffalo police and SWAT teams have shot 92 dogs in three years while raiding houses, and one guy has 25 kills alone. Your dog does not want to live in western New York
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Everything we know about the Ferguson grand jury:
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Saudi women under investigation after the kingdom's morality police bust a beauty pageant in the holy city of Mecca
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times looked for Thanksgiving dishes from each state (plus D.C. and Puerto Rico) that say something about the state or its unique cuisine. Tennessee, what the hell is wrong with you?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The latest Internet temper tantrum is burning books by authors you don't like and posting photos of it. You know who ELSE liked to ... ah, too easy
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dangerous animal
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today marks 10 years since the first Ron Artest Interactive Fan Experience
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Uber executive wants to start ethics in taxicab journalism campaign
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You might need to brush up on your parenting skills if you let your young children teeth on cigarette butts and give them an over-the-counter sleep aid meant for adults
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New research shows that Millennials actually *are* different from previous generations. OK, I guess you can keep that trophy
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Caption these foxy talkers
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The modern work day never ends. NOW CHECK YOUR EMAIL, SIMMONS
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Behold -- the Manson wedding gift registry
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(Northern Star (Australia))
 
 
 
We can't stop here, this is dead bat country
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Woman in NY who recently traveled from Guinea and was being monitored for Ebola drops dead with blood coming from her face, nose and mouth. "What do you mean heart attacks don't cause bleeding from all orifices?" Fine, we'll test her
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orange County, Florida's weirdest write-in votes from Election Day, including nearly 300 for Mickey Mouse, and 1 for "My Cat Would Be Better Than Scott or Crist"
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Tue November 18, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Jury awards $638K in disabled S&M case. You can't beat that
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(Estately)
 
 
 
Looking for a dysfunctional Thanksgiving gathering that's authentically miserable? There's a map for that
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman and her little dog get really pissed at a New Jersey plus-sized women's clothing store
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
New study confirms marijuana kills brain cancer. Far out, man
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Know who won the U.S. Civil War? Congratulations, you're smarter than a Texas Tech University student
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Vacuum truck sucks at being vacuum truck
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Stabbing your prospective employer during your job interview may lead to continued unemployment
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(Google)
 
 
 
If that terrorist group can mint their own currency, why can't Fark? Photoshop some Fark legal tender. LGT GIS "funny money"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
School official responds to mixed-race couples in Homecoming picture with tweet "every white father's worst nightmare". Was that wrong? Should he have not done that?
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Japan to move [and expand] its Antarctic whaling areas to continue their important scientific research on the best seasoning for Minke whales
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You had me at 'Sex Mountain'
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australia has one of the highest rates of asthma in the world, as Australians' lungs join the long list of things trying to kill them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New risqué British film rated for innuendo, sex references, due to the wild cross-dressing escapades of . . . Paddington Bear?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As if the comet landing wasn't awesome enough, they just announced that it found organic molecules on the comet's surface
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You're Pope Francis. People around the world give you gifts you find extravagant and completely unnecessary. What do you do with them? You hold a giant raffle and donate all of the proceeds to charity because you're the boss
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(The Local)
 
 
 
If you're going to be an exhibitionist, inviting victims to your home probably isn't the smartest move
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Three sinkholes leave Florida town on edge, of three sinkholes
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(Newser)
 
 
 
'Frozen' no longer a cute Disney movie, it's every state in the bloody union
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gay bull's fate a "sanctuary rather than a sandwich"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As the sands through the hourglass, these are the DUI charges of our lives
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
That time you had a clunker, sold it to the manufacturer, had them restore it and it is now on display in the front lobby of the North American headquarters
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Issues, this human 'platypus' has them
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Bank patrons reminded to check ATMs for skimmers, cobras
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Temporary 'vacation breasts' may be here by 2016, allowing many to enjoy that long motorboat cruise they've been waiting for
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(The Local)
 
 
 
The former interior minister jailed for corruption is now a prison librarian. It's not mentioned who he had to pay to get that job
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these babugeri
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
'Bumfights' creator accused of stealing preserved child body parts from a hospital, apparently having taken that 'have a heart' thing too literally
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Your kid is 136 times more likely to be poisoned by diaper cream than by weed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PETA caught on camera stealing dog from front yard and killing it. But it's all cool. They apologized with a fruit basket
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk shoots best friend, cuts his penis off and feeds it to his dog. That trifecta ain't gonna be topped anytime soon
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Former porn star strains to express her religious freedom
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Need a little pick-me-up to cure your low sex drive? Try a Peruvian frog smoothie
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(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
The best way to throw police off your scent is to have several
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Deaf couple becomes first in UK to have their baby registered with a sign name
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
"You neutralize the device -- and that's when the orgasm comes, the erotic moment," says the man who, if he chose, could lasso and bludgeon his foes with his bolas-like adamantium balls
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey man steals a bulldozer and levels a sign, three benches, two steel bollards, a tree, a drinking fountain, and fencing and construction materials. Hey, it's a start
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
So what did people do in their parents' basements before Fark? Build darkrooms that look like space ships, apparently
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Post a picture of 30 Homeland Security SUVs in a parking lot near Ferguson? You're a terrorist, disservice to your country and fired Mr Navy Vet. In other news, there are 30 Homeland Security SUVs waiting in Ferguson
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Forty years of darkness. The dead, rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, temperatures at 30 degrees in Orlando. Mass hysteria
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Attack at Israeli synagogue has absolutely *nothing* to do with the whole Palestinian bus driver lynching yesterday. I'm sure it was just an isolated incident. No connection whatsoever. Yessireebob
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently at T-Mobile, it takes a lot of convincing the service help to make them cancel your dead husband's phone plan if you have to show up with his ashes
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
"Dude, I've got your weed and I'll let you have it for a few bucks. Oh, and I'm totally not the cops"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, FLU
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(Betabeat)
 
 
 
According to a tweet I saw on Facebook by a friend I haven't seen in 40 years, and which had a cool photo of a cat with it, people trust social media less than any other form of communication
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The obvious message is don't drive your plane down the street
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Female college student discovers that broadcasting online sex shows in the university library is considered "inappropriate use" of the facility
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(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Ever dream about ramming your car into anybody who gave you trouble? A Massachusetts woman has been living the dream
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man accused of bringing hatchet to high school found incompetent, may have been hopped up on Molly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman wears 50 different mustaches. John Travolta still stuck with just one beard
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian police raid reveals evidence that Santa is a high ranking member of the Italian mob
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news: Young British kids are no longer staying out late smoking and drinking. Bad news: Because they'd rather stay at home on their computers
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Fairway plane gets a home in one
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Frat bro shocked to discover urine won't put out an electrical fire
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Do you know why I pulled you over, son?"... zzzzip
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this, uh, thing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How having the right surname can set you up for life and determine how much money you'll make
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
California is complaining that letting nonviolent prisoners out of jail is going to deplete its slave labor pool. OH BOOHOO
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'm a hunter. I want to be intimately involved with a black rhino"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can tell how rich an elderly person is by counting the number of their teeth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What's that, Lassie? An escaped sex offender fell down a well?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twenty-seven-year-old Australian woman astonishes doctors by recovering from MS: "I know it sounds dramatic but I wanted to take a more active role in this and not be stuck with a death sentence" (pics)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Vape" named Oxford Dictionary's "Word of the Year." Its closest competitors? "Normcore" and "Bae." The English language as we know it is doomed
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
"It's so clear, it's so concise, it looks like Jesus. I'm not saying it's Jesus. It's definitely a bearded man"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
New dating app attempts to make matching less of a chore for women by assigning letter grade to male users, banning them if they grade out as an F. "Just like you can fail school, you can fail dating"
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Mon November 17, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Does your soap contain Triclosan? Well, if so, say goodbye to your liver
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Hay, how long is this traffic jam going to last?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Math teacher pulls knife on middle school student during math quiz, illustrating why everybody hates word problems
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Charles Manson to start another family
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR reviews the new Papa John's Frito Chili Pizza. Their FB page says "It's a standard cheese pizza topped with all the leftover food from your last Super Bowl party." The surprise is that it got a thumbs up from everyone
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Red Bull gives you wings... also heart attacks and seizures
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Why we de-ice aircraft before takeoff. Short answer: SO THEY DON'T farkING CRASH
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #13: Don't Play The Politics Tab Drinking Game
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(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this entree
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Anytime you hear the phrase 'flying manhole cover' you know the story doesn't end well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In order to raise money for renovations to their palace, Monaco's royal family sell some old bric-a-brac they had collecting dust, like some old French guy's hat for $2.4 million
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Kettle Chips that taste like cranberry, stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy and "I SWEAR THAT'S A COOKIE"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New report finds 36 million people live in modern slavery worldwide. So go ahead and top off that latte, your student loans are due
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Distinguished colleagues, it is in the opinion of this physician that the patient's needs would best be served by an ass beating"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy makes $1 million a year playing 'Call of Duty,' worries somehow that it's not real
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you frequently Splifficated and do you like Panther Sweat?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Flying saucer uses sinister 'mind control' ray on Manchester man. Yeah, sounds legit
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Previously-unknown island discovered in Arctic Ocean. CNN already speculating that Amelia Earhart landed MH370 there
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Turns out moderate drinking isn't that beneficial after all, which explains why Farkers don't take any chances with getting their fRDA of liquid refreshment
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Critic of polygraph testing angers the U.S. government and my wife, Morgan Fairchild
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ebola Nurse wants people to stop calling her the Ebola Nurse
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Real estate agent's drone snaps picture of woman sunbathing topless in her backyard. Don't get your hopes up about the link, though
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey would like to remind you potty-mouthed %@#&ing b*tches that it has been a crime to curse in front of children in NJ since 1944
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Why seals have sex with penguins
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
You can be smart enough to make ricin, and yet still dumb enough to brag about it to your co-workers
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
My child is an honor roll student who burnt down our home, killed our dog, and got arrested in the nude
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Horny elephant kidnaps Russian woman and her 9-year-old daughter
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
America: Combats gang violence by militarizing police force. Canada: Combats gang violence by holding a film festival
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A letter from a teacher to parents about that one problem child in the room
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these spectacles
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Missouri declares state of emergency just ahead of the Darren Wilson Grand Jury verdict probably for no reason whatsoever
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(The Morning Sun)
 
 
 
"Dude, is that a fire in the woods?" "Yeah. Hey, wasn't there a geezer in a deer blind right about there?"
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Man kills a deer and loads it onto a cart to wheel it out of the forest. You know how this ends
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
AARP to offer early membership to Pennsylvania 18-year-old after she drives into a gas station
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando International Airport suing to keep Uber off its property
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British police quiz grandmother over 'racially offensive' knitted gorilla in window. They certainly made a monkey out of her (pic)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Norwich 'fun sponges' want to ban skateboarding in the city. Heh - fun sponges