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Sun October 12, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
More and more pedestrians are being attacked by trains. If only there were some way to avoid these deadly menaces
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(CBC)
 
 
 
You're out in the wilderness on a hunting trip. You come across a fellow hunter being mauled by a grizzly bear. What do you do hot shot, what do you do?
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jar bearer
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
All passengers on United Airlines Flight 703 from New York quarantined at LAX because EBOLA
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
He's evaded police for a month, but he's poised to lose his advantage at any second.... That's it, any second now
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Strangers get their friends together after hearing about an Iraq war veteran who was paying a little at a time to have his 1965 Ford Mustang restored, and they pitch in to pay to have it fully restored, causing lots of dust to fly around in here
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Banning peanut butter isn't enough for some school officials; now they're banning a completely safe soybean-based substitute
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
The next time anybody says the Chemtrail conspiracy theory is bunk, show them this UFO refueling in a jet's high flying contrail wake in the skies over Amsterdam
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(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
That Canadian woman refused a job because she's Christian? Fake. Fakety fake fake fake
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Heaven can be found on the border of China and North Korea
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop Joe keepin' it cool
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Officials evacuate Harvard Vanguard Medical Center citing Ebola protocol. And so it begins
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at how clowns became terrifying. "Became?" Fairly certain they've always been nightmarish creatures of soulless abandon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is trust no one. And if you are having a stroke have someone call a friend or family member to come and get your $10,000 wheelchair instead of leaving it with a stranger who steals it and tries to sell it on Craigslist
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sweden is so close to being a cashless society that four of five people there don't remember what folding krona look like
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Using gold in food to produce ridiculous 'most expensive dinner in the world' signature dishes slammed as "pointless and outdated" by people who say metal adds nothing to a meal's taste. Goldschläger would like a word
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Italy legalised marijuana for medical use last year, but the high cost of buying legal pot in a pharmacy meant few people signed up. Now, the government has found a solution: get the army to grow it"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
10 reasons why you might want to quit the U.S for Europe. "Contrary to popular opinion, the food in Britain stopped sucking a long, long time ago"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Residents and businesses located within 10 miles of any of Canada's nuclear reactors to be given anti-radiation potassium iodine pills for no good reason to panic whatsoever
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"For the second day in a row, a man in a wheelchair has been struck and killed by a vehicle in Osceola County." That's one unlucky man
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to ISIS, there are a lot fewer severed heads on display this year in haunted houses across America
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"Fine Dining with an Infant"
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
♫ Roll, roll, roll in ze hay ♫
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(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
You want a beer and whisky fair? No problem. Just make sure that whisky isn't mentioned in any private blogs or we'll pull your liquor license
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Townsfolk of Roy, Wash. have been mildly terrorised by a man on a week-long acid trip. George Jacobson broke into homes and made confused demands - including a sammich and a trip to McDonald's - while babbling about being on a 'spiritual journey'"
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
"In a work of paranoid convolution that seems to spring straight from Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow, anti-fluoride campaigners argue that IG Farben devised fluoridation as way of suppressing occupied populations during WWII"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
World's biggest crab found in British waters. How big is it? You can see it on aerial photos, that's how big. And we have those photos
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hunter finds a naked concert-goer lost in the woods four days after a music festival ended and absolute hilarity ensues. (with safe for work video)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hell may not exist, but that didn't stop this guy from getting paid to research it for a year
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Truck flies off the highway, rolls down a hill, lands on the beach, driver walks away unharmed. Ta-da
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Either this black triangle filmed haunting the skies of Shropshire, England is a UFO, or the government has invented a way to fly without engines. Or wings
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Attacker tries to grab Hit Girl in a park, suffers a severe case of Acute Failure of the Victim Selection Process
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Washington man killed by bus inside a zombie attraction at Idaho corn maze"
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(NRK (Norway))
 
 
 
Photoshop these hipsters
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Snowflake traumatized after teacher orders class to pelt her with koosh balls as punishment for chewing gum in class. Thankfully, this incident was discovered before Nerf was deployed
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Well it isn't a good state fair without a big brawl happening, is it?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"The Islamic State shall rise up, and cleanse all you hosers from the earth...you shall learn all aboot our wrath, eh?"
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Three centuries after being damaged in a fire, one of four remaining copies of the Magna Carta is legible again through multispectral imaging
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
The dentist's waiting room is nerve racking enough and the last thing you want to see before it's your turn is some guy going Commando
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Cops take six minutes to get to burglary in progress at convenience store. Next door to police station
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dallas Bleeders Club
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The headline had me at "Frozen Poop Pills"
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(Connecticut News Blogs)
 
 
 
Man has crack in buttocks. 49 bags worth
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Time for everybody playing 'The Ebola Game' to update their scorecards as Macedonian health authorities announce that tests show the British man who died in their country did not have Ebola
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Treasurer of a charity toy drive...you know how this one ends
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Recently discovered American military dossier busts myth, reveals Hitler had two perfectly working balls. However, he was into crystal meth and roughly 70 other medications
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
You can add frisbees to the list of hoodies, tattoos, tinted car windows, turbans and other asinine things cops use to profile
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music hosted by a farker
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Sat October 11, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Helicopter parents. New hotness: Lawnmower parents
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Have we reached peak zombie?"
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(KeysNet)
 
 
 
"The iguana wasn't charged"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When your college has a 'blackout' football game, you're supposed to show up wearing black shirts, black pants, and black shoes. Just don't show up in black face
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(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
♪ There is nothing like a dame...nothing in w-o-o-o-rld ♫
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this master debater's dramatic demonstration
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
"We're not out for money, we're out to get justice," says Eric Garner's widow who is suing New York City and the NYPD for $75 million
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man with an explosive device inside his leg taken to three hospitals before one would take him, then made to wait inside ambulance. No, not a terrorist, just a "older" man who had been tinkering with the device when it became lodged inside his leg
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(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
If you heard a very loud boom from Redstone Arsenal, AL this week, post spokesmen say you have nothing to worry about. Next question, citizen?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know, on second thought it might be nice if y'all came back and hung around for a while
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Our long national pork nightmare is over. Bacon prices to plummet, sausages to once again slip easily into your budget
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bare bones burglar bones bear
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Jefferson Parish, Louisiana isn't saying it's Ebola, but a patient who recently came in contact with someone from west Africa was just dropped off at the hospital by people in hazmat suits. Again, they aren't saying it's Ebola, but
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stylish fashion model
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Of all the ways to prove that you've been wrongfully denied benefits, this one kind of sucks the most
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
80-year-old woman beats off attacker with vacuum cleaner. Bonus: strangest police sketch ever
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Enjoying your nice glass of orange juice in the morning? Well, enjoy the heart attack that goes with it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Three-year old takes a Jaguar for a test drive
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
You've won a Nobel Prize and just gotten a half-pound of gold in the form of a medal. What's it like to take it through TSA screening?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What would you do if you found an egg and it hatched a dragon?
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
For $800k you can own Johnsonville. No bratwurst or other sausage products included
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just learned that one of my dearest friends is an anti-vaxxer. Am I right to end the friendship?" "Dear Common Sense: Yes. End that friendship right now"
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(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
Thief gets stuck in a chimney after an attempted restaurant break-in, as Australia's flue season officially begins
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When Republican lawmakers in Arizona start talking about the merits of legalizing marijuana, you know the end of prohibition is just around the corner
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption these walruses
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Everett Semone had an axe, he gave his parents 40 whacks, when the locals saw what he had done, they tied him up until police could come
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jumping shooter
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
"I see my 11 STIs as a badge of honour from my past, like battle scars"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Drive-thru funeral home demolished. Mourners now have to wear pants to funerals again
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Canadian Health Minister: "We are asking Canadians living in Sierra Leone, Guinea and Liberia to consider leaving by commercial means while they are still available"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An orphaned kitten named Babybel, who lost her leg in a mousetrap while looking for food, has found a new furr-ever home just in time for Caturday. Beware because she still loves cheese
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(Fark)
 
 
 
San Francisco Fark Party, October 11th, 7pm, at Lefty O'Doul's
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Witchcraft accusations against children on the rise in London. This is not a repeat from 1589
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
After assaulting a man and killing his dog a drug dealer hides from police in his mother's basement. Fark: For seventeen years
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
It was just a matter of time before the carpetbaggers and the snake oil salesmen showed up to exploit the Ebola fears
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
College students pool their resources to make a memorable night for one pizza delivery guy
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Fri October 10, 2014
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Fugitive arrested on charges of felony O Face
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The seasons are changing, the leaves are beginning to turn, but one thing still remains: you still can't seem to break 1000 on the &%)#{@ Fark Weird News Quiz. Not while wearing pants, anyway
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sept. 10: "We will downgrade and destroy ISIS." Today: ISIS is starting to move into Baghdad's suburbs and now has shoulder fired anti-aircraft weapons
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(io9)
 
 
 
It took a 19th century math genius to explain what New Yorkers have known for years
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
New customer service robot at Indianapolis airpor...Really? This is really what we're doing?
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Alabama 5-year-old forced to sign a suicide-homicide contract after drawing something that looked like a gun, pointing a crayon at another student and saying, "pew, pew." Among other concerns, contracts signed by minors isn't legal in Alabama
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Brunch is worse than adolescent, it is an adolescent's idea of how adults spend their time"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Why are police using military-grade weapons in high schools? Simple question, not a lot of answers
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop Captain Whatever
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The U.S. Army unveils the next generation of combat vehicle... The Puma
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(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
Woman dies peacefully in her sleep, not screaming in terror like the driver she collided head on with
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're a prospective juror for a well-publicized trial, it's best not to start telling your friends and the media everything you learned. The lawyers hate that
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Only thing better than opening a century-old time capsule? Opening a century-old time capsule and finding a red mystery book
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Is there anything sweeter than two great grandmothers anxiously waiting in the maternity ward and then getting into a fist fight?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Student set fire to the hardware store she was interning in because "the job was boring"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oregon's First Lady disconsolate at the revelation of her youthful indiscretions. Cheer up, little miss: whom among us HASN'T entered into a fraudulent green card marriage with an Ethopian teenager for laptop money?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these five Jacksons
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Boston mortician charged with taking work home from the office at least 278 times
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(Sunshine Coast Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know what's worse: Offering a $1,270 class learning how to walk on all fours and jump like a kangaroo, or that people have already signed up
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Inmate in solitary confinement who claimed that prison guard threatened to "beat the hell out of her" dies after accidentally suffering blunt trauma to the stomach. Obvious, Asinine tags unavailable because they know that snitches get stiches
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(Mix 97.3 Sioux Falls)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you get robbed at a strip club, call the cops, and drop your drugs right in front of them?
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(io9)
 
 
 
If you're in northwestern New Mexico and are spewing methane at a rate that can be seen from space, the rest of us would like you to knock it off
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
You do know that tying your used condom to straphanger pole is NOT part of NYC subway etiquette
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
"Liverpool's giant spider La Princess lands in Beijing to battle giant dragon " And there are pics. How cool is this?
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Burglar hands a 93-year old homeowner a candy bar. "Trick or treat" can be confusing for some
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Use this one weird trick to save twenty bucks on your next food delivery order. What's the trick? Fark you
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(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Cops spend $5.4 million on a training facility to protect and serve the shiat out of you
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Remember that cool app Snapchat that promised to permanently delete your photos after 10 seconds? Yeah, about that
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man uses tractor to pin another driver to the back of his truck then proceeds to punch the driver several times in the face. Vince McMahon takes notes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man decides Viagra isn't for him, goes for the old "metal rod in the urethra" trick. Hilarity ensues
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(ENE News)
 
 
 
"At this point winds are at 285 kph, roughly 180 mph...this could be a hypothetical Cat 6... Cloud field would stretch across the entire US, from WA State to Washington DC... Among the strongest storms we've ever seen" Goodbye Japan
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Before accepting a ride from an unknown person when you are released from prison, remember--snitches get stitches
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(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
North Korea welcomes Dear Leader Kim Jong Rodman
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Orlando poverty rate reaches 20%, not including tourists returning from a week at Disney World
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "WTF Japan?" New Hotness: Что ебать Россия? (Warning: slide show with some not safe for work pics, but well worth it)
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Turns out the rise of cosplay is a bad sign for the U.S. economy. The increasing flight into fantasy shows that something is wrong with our reality. No, really. So put your Sailor Moon outfit away and get back to work
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un misses key celebrations on Friday due to a "pulled tendon" casting doubt on his availability for the rest of the season. Be sure to adjust your Despot Fantasy League teams accordingly
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man with Tom Brady helmet tattooed on his head arrested for narcotics charge, being "that guy" in his fantasy league. (Plenty of pics)
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Hey, free watch." "Um, dude....no"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The circumstances behind George W. Bush's drunk-driving arrest revealed for the first time by someone who was there. Apparently he was dumb enough to try to go mano-a-mano in a drinking contest at a pub with a pro tennis player--from Australia
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You shoot something, you usually stop it in its tracks. Unless it's a train
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hard and fast information about Ebola and why the rate of "probable" infection hysteria in the US is going to double every three weeks
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Victim of identity theft owes nearly $200,000 on a $2,500 loan with 499% interest. Hopefully these disgusting thieves are brought to justice. Ideally they also will catch the person who stole her identity
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man receiving free steroids through Medicare for his dwarfism arrested after selling them online. In other news, someone prescribed steroids for a 6'3", 450-pound guy claiming to have dwarfism (yes, really)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It says very little of a restaurant that would ask a height-challenged person who's on a date with his 5ft 7in fiancée if he'd like a coloring book and crayons
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Skipper fired after grabbing buttocks of sailor's wife, says it was his duty as captain to inspect all booty
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In 2012, Malala Yousafzai was shot by the Taliban for having the audacity of going to school as a girl. Today, she became the youngest-ever winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. Mission accomplished, a**holes
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(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Priest denies teenage threesome, says he prefers playing a round solo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gorbachev rushed to hospital. Doctors say his birthmark is in stable condition
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Perhaps the most polite bandit you will hear about today. This one apologizes to his victims and kisses them as well
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you want to start your own vineyard, the first thing you need to do is buy some land on an earthquake fault zone
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Yes, it's come to this: Ebola Halloween costumes
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You know it's not a successful birthday lap dance unless the firefighters are called to bust you out of the handcuffs
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Burger King employee attempts to get busy with several female coworkers. They said he was ugly but it just didn't faze him
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Cremation of 500lb body causes massive grease fire
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And the latest crackpot conspiracy theory on what happened to Malaysia Airline Flight MH370 is .... not one at all
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(Gannett)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying puck
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
In Lincoln, Nebraska, teachers told to call the student purple penguins because calling them boys or girls identifies their gender. No, don't read that again - you read it right the first time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Isn't it about time one of WWII's most infamous statues celebrating sexual assault come down like the statue of Lenin or Saddam?
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
82 pounds of cheddar cheese-flavored mashed potatoes + 42 pounds of dough = world's largest pierogi
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This might be the most Florida thing you'll ever read
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Hotel owner throws a world class hissy fit after being forced to fly next to an overweight passenger
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Have you seen the study the anti-marijuana groups have been touting all week saying that it's as addictive as heroin? Um, yeah, about that
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
"Peek Inside the World's Oldest Sealed Time Capsule"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
JetBlue continues to do an impeccable job handling customer complaints
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
When your hockey team's mascot is actual fire, don't let it celebrate over a fallen firefighter because it's always too soon
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
What the hell, Norway? You used to be cool
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo employee sends an email to the CEO, then ups the ante on the 'reply-all' game -- by adding the entire company to the CC list
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Microsoft CEO: Women shouldn't ask for raises at work, should "trust in karma" instead. Bonus: He said this at a 'Women in Technology' conference
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Thu October 09, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
We've had craft beer for years, so Pepsi decides to give us all craft pop
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(Creative Review)
 
 
 
Norway's new bank notes feature state-of-the-art designs made on an Atari 2600
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Elementary school bans yoga classes for being "too religious"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexico captures head of the Juarez cartel...no word on if the body was still attached
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in the near future, you'll soon be using a laundry detergent that turns clothes into smog-eaters
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(Federation American Scientists)
 
 
 
It's official: The NSA officially can't say officially what its officials already officially said, because that's classified
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Houston's first FM all news radio station decides that news is stupid, LET'S PLAY ALL BEYONCE
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop what these folks are reaching for
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Islamic ninja bank robber strikes again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Columbus teachers, remember that Performance Bonus you were paid for the 2010-2011 school year? Yeah, we're gonna need that money back'
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(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
If you're going to try to steal a bottle of wine from a supermarket, don't knock yourself unconscious on a shelf as you try to run away
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
...why the long face?
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(Denton Record-Chronicle)
 
 
 
Remember that deputy that was rushed to the isolation ward because of suspected Ebola? It's starting to look like he just had some bad sushi
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Artist etches a 656-foot-long Ebola virus into a crop field, says it wasn't much of a strain
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Let's revisit Regional Food.. what are your favorite regional recipes that you just love to dive into? Difficulty: not the region you are in right now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman injured in Glasgow hit-and-run. Glasgow police urge people to focus on the positive. For example, no one stole her shoes
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Alex Trebek: "I'll take 'Regretting I did an infomercial' for $500"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Go with the flow' campaign urges people to pee in the shower. Rival 'Heel it down the drain' program not as successful
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this super cool stick bug
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your wife blames minorities for the downfall of America in a Facebook post and you have to take out a full-page ad in the local paper to apologize? Yeah, me too
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Beer, snooker and billiards can help you live forever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian woman lost in bush for seventeen days. This would never happen in Brazil
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: marijuana-infused soft drinks exist. Bad news: they're exploding on the store shelves
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After a similarly designed solar power plant in NV has been shown to incinerate birds in mid-flight, company drops plans to build a second n in CA rather than showing some gumption and opening a "rotisserie wild bird" side business
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Bride-to-be who had sex with midget stripper on hen do confesses after giving birth to dwarf son." Wow. This headline has EVERYTHING
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(CBC)
 
 
 
There are some things you don't do in life: You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit in the wind. And you don't harass and antagonize the bears in the Yukon by pouring water on them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's an old time revival in the churches of Detroit as the call goes out for flash mob style 'Mass Mobs' to fill the pews to bring the masses together in the old churches
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Good parents know how to say "no" to their kids, with a helpful picture of a skeptical child
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(The Local)
 
 
 
90-year-old woman caught growing marijuana: "I just thought they were nice plants"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
There's skinny vodak, there's Coors Light and now there's mild marijuana for novices
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Person driving a city vehicle hits own car. Fark: Now suing the city for damages
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Her lawyer says he'll seek compensation for injury to her feelings" - Oh Canada
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Doesn't it seem like Christmas season starts earlier and earlier each year?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
♫Rollin' rollin' rollin', Keep those Islamists goin', Rollin' Rollin' Rollin', AIRSTRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES♫
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(RIA Novosti (Russia))
 
 
 
WSJ drone writes article droning on about drone industry's dislike of the term "drone." Drone
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped Canadian military going ahead with tests to determine if surface ships can be refitted as submarines
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Had a great morning? Want to keep that good vibe going all afternoon? Here, check out Oklahoma's new death chamber
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(Tri-City Herald)
 
 
 
There's hypnotic therapy, and there's sexual healing. Try not to get the two mixed up
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Nope.Nope.Nope .NopeNope. NopeNope .NopeNope .NopeNope .NopeNope. Nope
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
White cop kills black teenager in St Louis #tbt
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
When you're a pastor, you probably shouldn't preach a sermon about how you have sex on church grounds, have HIV, do drugs and take money from the church
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Signs and symptoms of depression include: *Feelings of helplessness. *Appetite or weight changes. *Pimping underage hookers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mortician on fantasy vs. reality of running a crematorium: "And there's so much of it that it can, when you're taking it out of the machine, get on you and get into strange little places that you didn't even know you had"
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
There's a reason most cities don't use highly-polished, massive steel orbs as public sculpture. Then there's Calgary, which is setting its citizens on fire with light reflected off them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Swarm of Nopes attack 4 people, kill 1. This thread is full of bees
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Unlike Walmart, Costco has no plans to cut employee health benefits
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Humans, it's just a matter of time before the spiders learn how to sharpen tools into weapons before they come at us now that they've advanced to the stone age
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Thai traffic cops offered cash to turn down bribes. I don't think someone has thought this cunning plan through
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Comer Cottrell, who invented the cheap home Jheri curl kit, has passed away. Doctors say his ethereal form was radiating visible spectrum light waves
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hackers find the Konami code for ATMs
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
If you're keeping track of "O.J. Simpson dying in prison stories," add this one to your list
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tennis ball eye
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(US Department of Defense)
 
 
 
CDC: "By the end of the year, there's supposed to be 1.4 million people infected with Ebola and 62 percent of them dying,.. there is no way we can keep Ebola [contained] in West Africa"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Komen Fracks Itself
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Turns out you shouldn't have a lit candle in the car when you pump gas. Who knew?
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Hey, is that your Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport parked there? Be a shame if someone spray painted a big ol' penis on it
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Extremely rare 8ft 1in, 221 lb albino catfish will be even better when breaded and cooked at 375 degrees
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: We're living longer than ever before. Bad News: We're living longer than ever before
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 492: "Hobbies". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Harvard students: The U.S. is a greater threat to the world than ISIS
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Goat jumps off roof, kills kid
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(Time)
 
 
 
The Pentagon doesn't know what to call the operation against ISIS. This is where you come in. It should be called Operation _______________
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Author offers $500,000 in solid gold to anyone who can solve the puzzle in his new fantasy book. Now where did I put that decoder ring?
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
You have until October 31 to send your name, country, postal code, and email address to NASA, who will put the information on a microchip that will eventually land on Mars
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nobody panic yet, but there might be a second probable case of Ebola in Dallas
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(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Not news: Man posts a photo of himself eating a turkey leg from the state fair to Facebook. Fark: He's locked up in state prison
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Looking for Bigfoot in the Pacific Northwest? Look in the sky, instead
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Turns out college students learned financial acumen from college administrators
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(Type-A Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Type-A foot bridge
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Valuable items stolen from Yogi Berra Museum. Is the picnic basket safe?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dallas ebola patient takes next step on the road to becoming one of the undead
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Woman named Boo killed by semi truck carrying 40,000 pounds of pumpkins just weeks before Halloween
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
I accidentally started an urban legend about Green Eggs & Ham being banned. My bad. Sorry about that
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
FYI: having your eyelids waxed may result in injury, ability to win staring contests
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(The National)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted a camel's eye view of Liwa Oasis? Google's got you covered
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
No need to touch this one: Hells Angels boss Peter 'Skitzo' Hewat arrested, allegedly in possession of erectile dysfunction pills
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother arrested for providing her underage son with alcohol
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Police to black foster kid: Why are you in this white family's house? Kid: Because I live here. Police: That's a pepper-spraying
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It turns out Ozark coroners are recipients of US military surplus weapons because -- yeah, well anyway
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
IHOP waitress flatter than a... well you know
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Everyone keeps talking about Ello, but this social network has actual buzz (Not safe for work)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these presidents in the White House Blue Room
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Chicago burglar takes a break from pillaging to try on homeowner's panties
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If your doctor asked you how much you drink, would you tell him about the 3,000ML box of wine you kill with your spouse every night?
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
If there's a question in the headline, the answer is always 'no'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Puppy burning man shot in crotch, proving that for every dick, there's a bigger dick. Well, maybe not technically anymore, but you get the point
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(KZTV Corpus Christi)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure that this is not how an Oedipus Complex is supposed to work
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ police: All points bulletin out for toe squeezer, said to be complimentary and gentle with the digits
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(National Post)
 
 
 
North Korea publicly acknowledges existence of Happy Fun camps for first time
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man blames dog food for the moth infestation in his house. No mad-libs were harmed in the making of this headline
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
What's more asinine - the fact that a company makes a $12,500 24-carat gold play slde, or the fact that someone in Dubai custom ordered one embellished with rubies?
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
"Baywatch" star, Ex-Mrs. Nikki Sixx & neighbor of Stephen Collins apologizes for tweeting the controversial actor shot himself into 7th Heaven
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ohio police say a female suspect was so upset by the unflattering photo detectives posted to Facebook that she called them and demanded that it be removed, leading to her arrest. "This was a first for us," say detectives (w/ mugshot)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Idiot dubbed Britain's Dumbest Burglar: "Not only does the klutzy klepto fail to spot CCTV cameras filming his every move, he makes no attempt to cover his face and leaves a trail of fingerprints in his wake" (pics)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Burger King manager attacks customer with switchblade and Taser instead of reheating the man's onion rings
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Smokey the Bear is getting his own drone. Stephen Colbert tried to warn us, but we didn't listen
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teacher's high school chemistry lab accident causes large administrative reaction
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(Descrier)
 
 
 
Scientists claims 'vaginal orgasms don't exist and the female G-spot is a myth'
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(Sunday World)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about this story: "Drunk mistakes pub fridge for toilet, gets trapped, sets off burglar alarm" (with series of pics so you can follow along at home)
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(WJFW Rhinelander)
 
 
 
Wednesday is International Get Abducted On The Way To School Day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yeah, you think you want to fight me, do you know I am a MMA fighter? Just Google me bi***. POW, BAM, OW
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"At one point he began chewing on his hands, causing severe lacerations," the report said. "He also pulled out three of his own teeth and possibly ate one of his socks"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Moose organs turn out not to be the kind of health food people had hoped they would be
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
World's youngest female billionaire is a medical genius ... and a college dropout
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(How It Works Magazine)
 
 
 
Watch a Ford Fiesta being assembled in 86 seconds by robots. Or you could buy one and watch the whole process reverse itself in your driveway over the next three years
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(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
"Many customers in the store that were shopping, standing on the blood, pushing their shopping carts over the blood, we had to tell them, that's human blood. They had to get out of the store ASAP"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rare color pencil-nosed mice
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
12th man to be judged by twelve
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption this emotional cat
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Chimpanzees could be granted 'human rights' in landmark court ruling
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
You're an open-carry warrior and you come unambiguously face to face with a bad guy with a gun. Roll for initiative...uh, oh
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Ship crammed with radioactive waste loses engine power, is now drifting off Scotland. I'm sure this will all turn out just perfectly fine
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Motorcyclist who jumped nude off cliff reportedly swerved to avoid turkey
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(io9)
 
 
 
Article asks "how does a spider decide where to build its web?". Surprisingly, "by finding a guaranteed spot where subby is going to run into it face first" is not the answer...but should have been
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Southern California plagued by "murderous death clowns"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Looking for a nice, expensive holiday gift from Neiman Marcus? You can get a trip to the Oscars for a measly $425,000
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Walmart is the latest, biggest employer to eschew health care for part time employees. And where Walmart goes, so do others
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh lighten up mums about the "We'll nail your children to your table" sign at the pub. If you don't quit complaining we'll draw and quarter you
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Tue October 07, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Authorities tell Spanish Ebola victim, I'll get you and your little dog too
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
CDC: Ebola can only be caught by contact with body fluids. Scientists: Not so fast
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Comcast has started a new customer service outreach program entitled "If you complain about our service, we'll get you fired"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apaches attack invasive and ruthless millitary. This is not a repeat from 1870
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Smart people eat curly fries. We won't discuss what those tater tots say about you
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're impersonating a doctor and ask a cop for directions to a hospital in a nearby town, first make sure there really is a hospital in the nearby town
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Can you say hurricanes? Many hurricanes?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For your inner eight year old: Meet the "Left Coast Lifter"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ebola threat bars many pilgrims from Mecca. No word on what goes in an Ebola threat bar, although it's probably dates, granola and screaming
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this quarantine
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NIH says those traveling from Ebola hot spots will be stuck with a thermostat at their entries and exits
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
18-year-old DC burglar goes on burglary spree. While the houses were occupied. By his relatives. While wearing an ankle monitoring bracelet
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
"I am sorry I am robbing your home, but try some of this smack"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Terminally ill woman on why she is choosing to end her life on her terms. Even the Sad tag needs a box of tissues for this one
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(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
World-renowned epidemiologist Jesse Jackson arrives in Dallas to deal with Ebola threat
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A truck bearing the slogan "We Fit" tried to drive under a railroad bridge, obvious hilarity ensued
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man learns the hard way that a tiger sanctuary is not a petting zoo
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Police are searching for a woman who dressed like a ninja turtle and robbed a Super 8 motel in Utah overnight"
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Just a heads up, if you're late with your car payment, maybe you should get the meth, the marijuana and the cash out. Also, maybe you should not point a gun at the repo man and maybe you shouldn't get your mother involved
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Nothing to booze up your cracker like spreadable beer
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(National Post)
 
 
 
The largest study on "near-death experiences" found that consciousnesses continues for three minutes after you are brain dead. Hospitals: We can bill for that somehow
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Further proof that our schools are failing us: "....was riding his 2010 Ducati motorcycle east on State Route 94 with six friends"
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(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Girl who was shipped off to Siberia by her mother three years ago has escaped to Morocco, is having trouble adjusting to a diet that doesn't consist primarily of frozen reindeer meat
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is She dead or not. Boyfriend Says yes. Sacramento Sheriff Looking for drugs -OR- "hello, I am write heroin to meth and wait for cocaine again
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these heroes on the job
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Putin depicted as a well-known demigod famous for killing Lesbians
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastry chef fired by cruise line for posting video and pics of ship's kitchen to Facebook. Fark: Which were taken after captain neglected to inform everyone that they were about to encounter 90 knot winds. w/pics and vid
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
The world's most expensive burger: Canadian lobster, Kobe beef and black truffle brie in a gold leaf coated brioche bun. Also, coincidentally, the world's most disgusting burger
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's important to do things together as a family. Note: "Gunfights" don't count
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
It's hard to put out a fire when your firetruck is also on fire
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Autumn: Time for vintage Halloween costumes, made by loving parents who packed their kids off to Hell
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Islamic State widens attack on Kobane, still hasn't done as much damage as Courtney Love
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to talk dirty in sign language
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
There are singular cries for help in the wilderness, then there is "GPO Girl"
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(AP)
 
 
 
The Air Force often leaves harmful material behind at abandoned bases, like heavy metals, asbestos, or 2,700 live caribou
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Good news: a large batch of au gratin is now available on I-84
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Community Outreach," Police smash a minivan window to use a Taser on a man in front of his two kids for the heinous crime of not having his ID on him while riding in the passenger seat during a seat belt stop
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There is exactly one American newspaper that would use the phrase "hung like a cashew" in a headline
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Government to ban Swedes from buying sex while on travel, working abroad as prostitution is illegal In Sweden. Sure hope Teabaggers don't get ahold of this idea
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
The "Bacon Boom" was a carefully orchestrated plot designed to convince everyone bacon was delicious and essential in everything from burgers to ice cream. And it worked
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Drunk driving before dawn, still drunk for his arraignment in the afternoon, this guy really knows how to party
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian military's 50-year-old Sea King helicopters are so bad they don't go anywhere without a flatbed following them in case they have to be trucked back to their airfield after an emergency landing when they catch fire. As happened yesterday
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Snape outraged that Harry wasn't being monitored
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You would think hanging out for a week with a bunch of hippies in the outdoors while camping in your own personal hammock as part of something called a slackline would be relaxing. You would be wrong
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"While many view the Daily Mail as a harmless, recreational newspaper, a newly published study definitively absolutely 100% proves it is actually highly addictive, causes mental judgement problems and damages health"
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Hello? Hello..? Hell---ARRGHHH
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dog rescued after falling off of 200 foot cliff, has reportedly learned its lesson about chasing flying squirrels
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Australian chef makes his girlfriend dinner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge rules Ferguson police violated U.S. Constitution but upheld Newton's First Law of Motion
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(Time)
 
 
 
India and Pakistan clash over Kashmir, can't agree on whether it should be machine washed or dry-cleaned
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
People with tattoos and piercings lobby Canadian government to make it illegal for employers not to hire someone just because they have a snake tattoo and eight pounds of metal in their face: "You can't just remove your tattoos for the day"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you go to your doctor complaining about an earache, sometimes the doctor will remove some earwax, other times they will pull out a giant, disgusting insect that's been living next to your brain for months. Guess what this one was? (graphic video)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS makes $1 million a day. Here's how their insidious money-making plan works
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
"Ebola killing robot developed in Texas." I can't improve on that headline
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
You have to go to extremes to get into the headlines these days. Primary school teacher grooms boy for sex. Teacher gets boy's name tattoed on her chest. Boy is 10
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Hey CDC: "You have one job. Try doing it." (Ebola Edition)
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hairy professional
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Dudley Castle Grey Lady ghost caught on camera for first time. I want to bereave
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
If aliens wanted us to think their presence was really just a cheap hoax, this is exactly the kind of video they'd come up with to throw UFO hunters off the scent
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Honey, will you marry me? And then will you throw a rope to that surfer so he can pull our hot-air balloon back to shore?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Road signs on the only U.S continuous highway that is entirely in the metric system to soon convert to miles. "When I'm driving, I definitely can't do that math"
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Native American boy spots Bigfoot, snaps three photos: "He came halfway across the river, then he went back and he saw me, then he went straight back that way" (w/pics)
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Delaware mother arrested after her 4 year-old brings 200 bags of heroin with her to daycare
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bagheera the black collie can't find a home because of her devil eyes
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
DEA: "We can take pictures off your phone and create a phony social media account in your name"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Ebola in Liberia is being contained by...The Firestone Tire Company?
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Mon October 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Al-Shabaab now Shish-Kabob
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia announces new plans to ease rush hour traffic congestion on I-66. Bottom line: Better hope you never break down on the shoulder, 'cause you gonna die
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Dad arrested for demonstrating tackling techniques to his son's middle school football team
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who had the bright idea to show a huge picture of a 15-year-old schoolgirl in a bikini from her Facebook page in front of her whole school assembly to illustrate the dangers of social networking?
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(Whittier Daily News)
 
 
 
Machete wielding man wearing Darth Vader mask taunts gas company workers
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man exposing himself takes swing at cop, trips over pants
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Since schools already observe 'snow days' why not also have 'tornado days?'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Epidemiologists recommend we SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING
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