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Sun August 24, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Police near Pittsburgh have issued a be-on-the-lookout alert for what? A) An escaped prisoner who is considered armed and dangerous, B) A bobcat that has been stalking joggers, or C) An alligator that is estimated to be three feet long
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some people just want to watch the world burn. If this describes you, please contact any first responder in the city of Barre, Vermont
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If the utilities didn't have enough problems with people stealing wire, now they're taking the poles
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Not news: beer bun. News: 500-mile beer run. FARK: 500-mile craft beer run with taco stands
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The time has come for everyone to enjoy the deliciousness of boxed wine"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fashion statement
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Twenty-eight year old grad student falls for eighteen year old freshman coed with a boyfriend back home, so he waits. And waits. And waits. And waits some more. Then he finally gets to hook up with that hot little momma
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Dad angry that Delta Airlines mistakenly gave his daughter to Jennifer Lopez
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Behold the miserable quality of life in the Hamptons where noisy helicopters ferrying people back and forth to NYC are ruining people's good time
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And so the newest ice age begins...in Scotland
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Winnie the Pooh turns 100 today. Oh bother
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US hostage freed, in one piece
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soup tester
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(New Castle News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania may soon charge cyclists, snowmobilers, horse riders for trail use in their state. Surprisingly, some people are not happy with this
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will new ads comparing pot smokers to lab rats prevent teens from getting high? Short answer: no. Long answer: um... What was the question again? And quit bogarting the bowl
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today in health news: electrocuting yourself in the brain may not be safe
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nigerian article explaining Ebola stays sane for the first sentence, then spends seventeen paragraphs showing why it's a bad idea to surf Pravda's web site, listen to AM talk radio and read too much Dan Brown
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CIA tried to assassinate Nixon twice, says Nixon aide
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Geriatric quartet accused of cheating and scamming casino
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Man is going to live on a melting iceberg for one year to illustrate the perils of climate change. It's a titanic challenge
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Wife reads about a notoriously stubborn MGM Grand slot machine online and tells her husband to play it, and becomes the best wife ever after they win the $2.4 million jackpot
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Stay classy San Die...aww, man just forget it
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
"Beep" "Beep" "Beep" "Beep Beep" "Beep" "BeepBeep BeepBeepBeep BeepBeep BeepBeep"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Self-help guru who served prison time for the deaths of three people in an Arizona sweat lodge returns to Arizona to host several motivational seminars on how to deal with a personal crisis
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Flight 370 Conspiracy Theories to the left. What's your favorite theory to the right
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this display of force
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(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
"Dear Madam, we are writing to inform you that you are dead"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
12 words native speakers say can't be translated outside their native tongue. Subby says that's an inaccuracy represented by excrement from the male of the bovine species
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man and his daughter catch a blue lobster, a 1 in 2 million find that is just like "winning the lottery." A really crappy lottery involving finding rare insects
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Not news: 12-year-old boy opens lemonade stand. Fark: Irate neighbor demands that city shut it down. "Please help me regain my quiet home and neighborhood"
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(USGS)
 
 
 
6.0 earthquake just north of Vallejo CA, shook like hell all the way down in San Mateo. Stay safe folks
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Youth program in Scotland trains unemployed young people to sell Scotch whisky. Because it's hard to sell whisky to Scotsmen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gang of ten who store drugs in toilets get their lives flushed when they are plunged into jail for over 100 years combined
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Egyptian cleric says men should be allowed to spy on women in the shower if they have 'pure intentions.' In other news, Ivory soap is 99 and 44/100% pure
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
When remodeling, it's always a tough call between the 980,000 calorie chocolate toilet or the 210,000 calorie chocolate bidet
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists, sons of biatches confirm that "hair of the dog" is absolutely the best hangover cure
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Kids invent ankle strap that repels sharks and stingrays
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Sat August 23, 2014
(Tri-City Herald)
 
 
 
Grandmother tackles man fleeing from police, is immediately offered tryout for Seahawks defense
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your "We didn't Fark the world, it's always been farked" story of the day: The drunken monkey that smashed up a bar
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Not news: Icelandic volcano erupts, disrupting flights. News: this time you can pronounce its name
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this collection room
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
We can all breathe easier now that undercover Pennsylvania cops have busted up the seedy world of illegal fine wine trading
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you had one whole day for WBC to find an excuse not to go to Iraq, come get your prize
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Malaysian sea houses
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"We should stop dehumanizing Ebola victims," says person about the disease-infected carriers of the most dangerous virus known to man
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Or not. Your call, really
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
WARNING: Black market cigarettes are bad for your health. So buy safe, government approved cigarettes
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make ramen something other than sustenance for marijuana users and college students. There is no reason for there to be a "Ramen Lobster Roll"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mass graves of more than two dozen 19th century settlers are being relocated so a proper home can be built atop them. Carol Anne, don't go into the light
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After 74 years, it may now be safely revealed that a spectacularly inept attempt at 'intelligence gathering' by Nazi Germany on British soil was deliberate sabotage- on the part of the German officer in charge of the fiasco
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's the 50th Anniversary of the Ford Mustang and everybody says they own the very first one
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Boy makes audio recording of his teacher calling him a bastard. Judge rules that this is a serious violation of civil rights. Fark: the teacher's rights
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(Medium)
 
 
 
For the last time for ever and ever, astrology is NOT a science
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your firefighter friends bored? Starting a $7 million dollar fire may seem like a good idea at the time, but will probably cause some problems in the long run
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Truck turns over on I-79, spilling 39 live chickens on the roadway. The bomb squad was called in to clear the accident, as it was a case of "cluck cluck boom"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Newark, New Jersey chosen as the unfriendliest city in the U.S. Local residents immediately ask: "What are you looking at?"
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(Big Island Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii Civil Defense upgrades lower Puna region from "Hurricane heading your way" two weeks ago to "Lava flow heading your way." Whatever you guys are doing out there, God really hates it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to the tech industry, Burning Man has jumped the shark
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(KATU)
 
 
 
"Studies show that what your child wears could affect how they perform in school." Based on the picture, this group should perform like they are in some cheezy teen sitcom
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Trying to exchange a doll for credit in a toy store? No problem. Trying to exchange a doll for a baby in a maternity ward? Big problem
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
World wonders why wave of whelps with weird weeners is waxing
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(KATU)
 
 
 
State of Oregon files racketeering lawsuit against Gambino Family because of construction kickbacks...check that...against Oracle for faked software bills
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(Newsvine)
 
 
 
Woman caught on camera stealing a newly laid lawn. What a crazy old sod
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Confucius say... "I'm back. Enjoy the enlightenment"
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Man in construction garb wanted for bank robbery. Police are also on the lookout for his accomplices, a Cowboy, a soldier, a Native American, a biker, and someone who may be impersonating a police officer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this perch crasher
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for getting your kid to enjoy fine dining: consider employing bread as a vehicle for other foods, such as caviar or foie gras. That's the joke, because subby is poor
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Buckle up, because if you want to take a tour of Washington's marijuana shops, you can't leave the driving to someone else
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Parents turn 13-year-old daughter in to police for texting nude photos of herself to classmates, haven't quite thought through the fact that they will probably have to support a registered sex offender forever
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
California Water Board: Oh, quit yer whining and either take the Ice Bucket Challenge or take the chicken-out option if you feel you're wasting water in a drought
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here are 10 good things you don't know about Ferguson, Missouri. Well, 9 good things, and the fact that it was the birthplace of Doobie Brother Michael McDonald
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Student reportedly suspended for saying "bless you" in class, says she's glad she didn't say "Gesundheit" or she may have been accused of war crimes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop Rick Perry's mugshot
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Get buzzed with fizz....or fizzed with a buzz...or...well, it's the REAL thing
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(Brew Review)
 
 
 
Attention all you hipsters with your fancy glass growlers: The experts say a metal growler is better. What is your preferred beer growler material? Discuss
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saving the planet will get a little easier soon now that the evil scourge of high powered vacuum users will be put to an end
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Psychologist describes current parenting trends as "crap" and raising a generation of spoilt brats
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A stray kitten eats his way to a role on the Broadway stage, just in time for Caturday
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Striking before and after photos of the drought in California
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(CNN)
 
 
 
St. Louis County cop put on leave after video surfaces of him confirming FARK stereotypes of cops. Bonus birther, anti-Muslim, and 'four sodomites on the Supreme Court' rant thrown in as a bonus
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Huge tunnels discovered under Antarctic ice. Great old ones unavailable for comment
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Rogaine, Sonicare toothbrushes and Crest Whitestrips
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(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Man shot in the chest with hands handcuffed behind his back. In the back of a squad car. Coroner rules suicide, of course
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(Fark)
 
 
 
And lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and Farkers wailed, for they could not get a perfect score on the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Westword)
 
 
 
Coloradans are so high they created their own legal tender, man
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Short on money? Why not start claiming your child has terminal cancer?
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
...and we have a new candidate for "Mugshot of the Year"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Cool: Venezuela makes food nearly free. Not so cool: people cart it off to sell in Colombia, causing massive shortages
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Fri August 22, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
People on the Shanghai subway watch man faint and figure he's probably dropped dead from some disease so they run like hell
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
After high school drops Redskins mascot, town renames a street "Redskin's Drive." With apostrophe, because that makes it "less controversial"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attorney from the law firm of Romero, Romero, and Romero fears his triple-murderer client's horns and '666' tattoo might work against him in court
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
What sort of guy puts an end to 378 consecutive pay-it-forward orders at Starbucks? This sort
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(Time)
 
 
 
The reason we were waiting so long on a police report from Ferguson is because, until three days ago, there wasn't one
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Suspicious substance causes shutdown of Fort Lauderdale Airport, reported to be the last ounce of passenger dignity
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Anybody can roll their SUV on the freeway, but it takes a special kind of drunk to roll his SUV on the freeway, get it to land on its tires, and then keep on driving
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(European Space Agency)
 
 
 
Photoshop ESA astronaut Alexander Gerst inside this cargo vehicle docked at the ISS
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
2.2 million bean bag chairs recalled over shocking .00009% fatality rate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More and more restaurants are refusing to serve ketchup to adults. Which is just fine according to The National Hot Dog Council
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ukrainian separatist leader, previously a science fiction author, claims he's living in his books. Which oddly makes sense, considering the fiction coming from both sides in the conflict
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(Clash Daily)
 
 
 
ISIS fighters fear nothing. Except possibly being killed in battle by a woman
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
HONEY, I'm HOME
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Judge orders package deliveryman to have his package measured
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At only four inches long this little guy is Britain's smallest dog
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"Even if I am going to hell, that doesn't mean the Earth is 6,000 years old"
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
A Lightsaber: an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Or a suspicious object on the side of the road that draws the bomb squad, either way
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(io9)
 
 
 
A gallery of the cats who served in World War I
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(MainStreet)
 
 
 
Texas Supreme Court says it is okay to lie to employees, as long as it is to cut their pay and steal their retirement after promising you won't
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
155 births at the National Zoo in the past year lead to ugly-ass overload
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pretty portal pair
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
If Westboro Baptist wants to protest something, they should go to Iraq and protest ISIS. What's that? they are? Oh, carry on then
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who raised more than $50,000 with a Kickstarter for potato salad? He's using the proceeds to throw a concert to benefit Columbus-area homeless. "Tickets are free; no need for scallopers"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
California restaurants now free to serve dogs
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
100% Fark no
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
News: Satanists avoid lawsuit by handing over Catholic holy relic they planned to use in a Black Mass. Fark: It was one of those styrofoam communion wafers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Throughout the late 1960s, the justices of the Supreme Court spent at least one day each year in the basement watching porn together. By all accounts, it was fantastically awkward"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Psychologist explains why everyone is terrified of things like viral outbreaks, contagions, Ebola, and shutting down everything in response
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rapper Talib Kweli flips his shiat, while talkin' 'bout hits, taken to Brown's melon, biatchin' out Don Lemon. It started out calm enough, 'til Don started bein' all gruff, bout how CNN is great, which we all know it ain't. *drops mic*
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Is there such a thing as a 'good psychopath'?
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Residents of one neighborhood are perplexed at the sudden increase in coyote sightings and the disappearance of their pets and believe the two events could be "more than a coincidence"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Having stress in your life is actually good for you, according to an article written by your boss
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores what its coverage of the British burning Washington 200 years ago might have sounded like. Subby's guessing it starts with an exploration of how American aggression caused the carnage and finished with six hours of British recipes
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Man trolls coworker by continually stealing his sandwich
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're out scuba diving, trying to set up a cool selfie shot and some blowhard photobombs you?
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(Sun News Online)
 
 
 
The landlord can be a real pain in your ass. And occasionally your scrotum
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(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop these swimmers in synch
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
County Clerk: Let's just go ahead and release you early. Convict: Gee, thanks. I started a family, finished parole, started a new li- Courts: Not so fast motherfarker
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
From today's 'Only in Alaska' files: Store evacuated after forklift driver accidentally punctures a can of bear spray
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bowling For Rhinos. Transit Lanes, Williamsville, New York. August 22, 7pm
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(RedEye Chicago)
 
 
 
One in every 200 billionaires in the world is born in Chicago. Apparently the odds of becoming extremely wealthy increase exponentially the closer you can get to Oprah
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ice Bucket Challenge claims its first victims. Shocking
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
McDonald's is testing McMozzarella sticks with McMarinara sauce that will taste McDisgusting and leave you McRegretting your McDecision to ever eat them
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Two percent of British people think Hawaii is part of the UK, don't know the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
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Thu August 21, 2014
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida man rescued from vending machine. No matter how easy it looks, you can't get past the trap door
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Newspapers are still going strong. That's the joke
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Coroner tells police the open beers they found in his car were, "from a death scene yesterday"
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(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Man beaten to a pulp with oranges
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Man eats Taco Bell's entire new dollar menu in one sitting. And lives
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Restaurant goes all Medieval on your stomach
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The origin of the Five Day Workweek
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(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this high diver
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The reports of Darren Wilson's injuries have been greatly exaggerated
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
*NEWS FLASH* RCMP make massive weapons bust, 18 arrested (with hilarious pic of what a Canadian weapons bust looks like)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fried chicken Oreos may have been a hoax but these... these are REAL OM NOM
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
What is going to kill you this week? Ramen noodles, of course
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Leaving your 3 young kids in a car for 4 hours while you drink beer and then try drive home with them after getting sloshed? Even your fellow drunken reprobates are gonna draw the line there and give you a beatdown
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Teens are having less sex than ever before as teen pregnancy hits an all time low. That's their story and they're sticking to it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 250 catalytic converters from U-Haul site, officials promise exhaustive investigation
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Catholic diocese urges people not to take the ice bucket challenge because the proceeds could go to stem cell research. Apparently, the ritual pouring of water over people's heads is only okay if the Church gets its cut
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Pastor claims prayer brought a man back to life during his church service, while conveniently failing to mention it had been his sermon that had bored the man to death in the first place
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: It's the Fark Food Thread 2nd anniversary. Come share highlights from past threads and what's inspired you in the food threads here on Fark. And don't forget the cake 'n candles
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A man, a plan, a canal: weevils
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan takes the ice bucket challenge. Except she did it in the middle of a nightclub. Using champagne buckets. And nobody was watching or recording
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Winnipeg has a magical 60-foot snow hill that won't melt
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(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop these wannabes strutting their stuff
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New research suggests there will be no cure for cancer. EVER
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
378 people over-pay it forward at Starbucks
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better . . . stronger . . . faster. He'll still probably get distracted by light bulbs, but hey"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man busted at Walmart for shooting upskirts with his iShoe
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Al-Jazeera asks why the Gaza truce failed. Short answer: Everyone's an asshole
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Think you got a good deal on those jorts at TJMaxx? Well guess again, also your jorts just disintegrated and we can see your butt
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
If you loved last winter, you're really in for a treat. Also: If you loved last winter, you're insane
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A good mother helps her daughter lose weight before a beauty pageant. Not typically by feeding her tapeworms, but it's the thought that counts, right? (Not safe for work image in sidebar)
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Guy with .30 BAC, let me introduce you to guy with suspended license making an illegal turn
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(Newser)
 
 
 
You know how you left your coffee on the car roof that one time? Just imagine it was a bag with $21,000 in it
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
$230 per year per person for an advertising-free internet? SOLD
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Suicide tourism to Switzerland soars. Looks like people are taking the whole "death by chocolate" thing a bit too seriously
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
"Officer, can you help me? My mommy is cooking something smelly in the trunk of her car"
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Hallmark moment: Mormon bookstore staff removes gay wedding cards from shelves
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This man is accused of stealing $20,000 worth of aluminum tent poles, and is that a bad throat tattoo or part of his beard in his mugshot?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Developers allow New Yorkers to control two skyscrapers' skyline appearance with a mobile app. This should be good
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered the earliest form of French people. I bet they were surrender monkeys
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Those imported bananas from Romania might not be as organic as they're advertised
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
If you've been painting Bulgarian monuments to Soviet troops to look like Superman and The Joker, please be advised that Russia is very concerned. You can stop laughing now, comrades
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Why circus camels and babies do not go well together
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now the gov't wants your car to text with other cars... this should end well. Subby can't wait to hack it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. ebola patient Brantly will soon be released from hospital in Atlanta, begin his search for CARRRL
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Man drops $80k on 10,000 cans of beer and builds dancefloor fort
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Anybody who has ever enjoyed a robust goblet of wine better give thanks to the humble fruit fly
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Los Angeles port welcomes massive rubber duck, though fears that a giant, irradiated Ernie from Sesame Street may not be far behind
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(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this family bonding
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: 23-year-old man marries 19-year-old woman. FARK: They look like identical twins (w/pics)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
NYC Back to school special August 21 at 7PM
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know it's bad when a "good night" in Ferguson results in only 6 arrests. Progress, people
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Couple says the secret to their marital bliss is that they only see one another on weekends
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Carrying a baby around for 9 months. New Hotness: Carrying a baby around for 38 years
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A testing new "chicken and waffle" breakfast combinations which will have maple syrup baked inside. Yes, even the chicken
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(The Bold Italic)
 
 
 
Considered one of the best meals on Earth, the $295 per person Chef's Tasting Menu at The French Laundry is reviewed... by a four-year-old girl
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The more wedding guests you have at your ceremony, the stronger your marriage will be
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 485: "Celebrate". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 20, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda decides to hitch a ride on ISIS's coattails
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York barber uses his Sundays to turn the city's homeless into bona fide Dapper Dans
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Humans and Neanderthals may have had sex for millennia. And you were impressed when you made it to four minutes
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
High school student suspended and arrested after he writes a story about killing a dinosaur with a gun. Police search fails to turn up a weapon or the dinosaur in question
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you are meeting your probation officer, do not meet the officer in a stolen electric shopping cart
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So this is what a £240 million penthouse looks like. Not bad, not bad
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to VA: Hold on, hold on, that's a little too much fabulousness you've got there
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(Slate)
 
 
 
South Carolina: Maximum sentence for beating a dog: five years. Maximum sentence for a first-time domestic violence charge: 30 days
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man taken into custody after trying to fight a fire hydrant. HOSER
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Dumbass posts a huge pile of money to his Facebook page. Next day, home invasion and murder. Gee, you think the two might be related, Officer Romero?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Having a kid with Down's? You're a monster if you allow it to live
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(The Local)
 
 
 
British 500 kg bomb craters Autobahn. This is not a repeat from 1944
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
NYT: Obama, Outraged over beheading, vows to stay on course
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Officer Go Fark Yourself has been removed from duty in Ferguson (Video has Not safe for work language)
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Man dies after clinging to spoiler trying to prevent his drunk friend from driving. Hero tag trumps Florida, Dumbass tags
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
To be a successful fugitive - Rule #1: Don't crash into any police cars
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If modern science has its way, someday soon we will all have better brain health than the common crayfish
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Slow News Day: Missing pot-bellied pig, Mr. Wiggles, found safe after escaping his pen. "In the middle of the street, wagging his tail, looking like the strangest dog I've ever seen. I got closer and realized that's a pig" (w/pic of Mr. Wiggles)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
First of all, you can't pay for your cab ride with a fake $100 bill and second, you can't pay the cabbie by choking him with a phone cord either
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two arrested and charged in connection with the beating of a park ranger. The suspects say they weren't involved, police have made a boo boo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sometimes you have to ask yourself: is visiting my healthcare provider worse than having Ebola?
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Bild bearbeiten Yul Brynner
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Figure four leg locks for Jesus
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
World's most expensive hot dog comes soaked in 100-year-old Louis XIII Cognac
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Teenage pilot pulls off emergency landing like a boss. w/pics and vid
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
When a children's book is titled My Parents Open Carry, it's a sure bet that the reviews on Amazon are going to be hysterical
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The drug laws in Holland are nearly as hard to swallow as patatje oorlog
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch's NY Post decides to do ISIS a solid by showing a graphic photo of journalist's beheading on its front page (Warning: Graphic image content)
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
The top 100 small business federal contractors include plucky unknowns like Apple, Boeing, General Electric, Lockheed Martin, and Verizon
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(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
Just an average guy trying to work out his attachment issues by hurling a stapler through a glass window on the sixth floor of an apartment complex
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Cal State San Marcos goes on lockdown after man is seen carrying umbrella in rainstorm
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman punches drunken neighbor for giving her the stink eye
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
One killed while rolling coal
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Dead at noon. One woman's brave and touching story about facing the inevitable
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
You might want to take a classroom worth of kids to Dorney Park but don't use a makeshift flatbed to do so
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You're probably trying to downsize too much if you end up with a home that is so small it can be towed by a bike
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Five reasons why you don't have a six pack. Yes, there are probably many more to be fair
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
City of LA to pay $25 million to its sanitation workers to settle a lawsuit filed after the city banned them from taking naps during work hours
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Naked intruder drops ID in home. Scary part is where he was carrying it
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(Evening Telegraph (UK))
 
 
 
Help, I've fallen and you need to keep turning left
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of getting your dog high and posting the video on Facebook hasn't gotten old in Michigan
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
California students who plotted school attack could have obtained gun, anthrax, atomic bombs, plans for the Death Star
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White people throw up fraternity greetings like this. Black people throw up fraternity greetings like OHMYGOD IT'S A GANG SIGN
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cops fail to inform one of their own about a huge prostitution sex sting dubbed Operation: Summer Lovin', feel kind of bad after they are forced to arrest him
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(News24)
 
 
 
Teenager killed by windmill jam. Should've gone for the tomahawk instead
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The problem with taking the subway in New York is that you never see the giant rat coming
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
86-year-old Utah woman writes romance novel. Its working title is "50 Shades of Dust"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for poaching 299 sea turtle eggs. Next time he'll try scrambling them
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Things not to do after you rob somebody now include taking a shower and shave at the victim's home
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Sitting President goes missing
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Rock climber plunges to death hours after proposing to girlfriend. Some guys will do anything to avoid commitment
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago is on the cusp of an Emanuel Lewis mayoral race. *Oh please let this happen*
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Police in Texas are crossing their fingers and hoping that posts circulating on social media calling for a real life "purge night" are just a silly hoax
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate is pulled over and found to be transporting seven unrestrained children including three that were in the trunk, flees leading police on a 40 mph chase and telling an officer attempting to arrest her to "f**k off"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The red zone is for marching and protesting only. There is no demonstrating in the white zone
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
That "Darren Wilson shot more times at Michael Brown than the entire British police force fired at suspects last year" fwd? Yeah, that's a bunch of bollocks
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's terrible to see a whole family struck down by affluenza
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Residents successfully oppose construction of mosque in their neighborhood because "praying and chanting five times a day would be a violation of the noise ordinance"
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Man arrested because no matter what a stripper tells you, there's absolutely, positively no sex in the champagne room. None
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
4 yr old girl goes anaphylactic from nut allergy on flight from Dublin to US. Mother requests that no nuts be served on return flight. United Airlines tells family of four that they are not a nut free airline and gives them the boot
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
AL Police Chief to Ferguson Commander: "Bullshiat"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
C'mon, everybody, give this boy a huge hand... okay, that's enough
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Photoshop this little hellion
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A few powerful corporate conglomerates? ☑ Climate Change? ☑ Wide, interconnected global trade? ☑ Millions of unhappy displaced people? ☑ Coral, prepare yourself for the next global Dark zombie Age
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Growing tired of your job after 10 years? 20 years? Meet the 101-year-old man who is still working the same job after 73 years
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Taiwan restaurant apologizes for their pasta dish called "Long Live The Nazis" although it was their most popular dish
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So, apparently it's wrong to tell Amnesty International to "suck it"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yet ANOTHER 'Human Barbie' emerges: She's 16-years-old, SUPER creepy looking, wants to become a psychologist after she finishes school (w/pics)
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(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Stoner arrested in drug bust. No, really. His name is Stoner
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
If you were raised in a devoutly Christian household and grew up on a farm, you are probably chopping off someone's dick right now
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Tue August 19, 2014
(CBS 3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Apparently, there's no need for the grand jury to meet as scheduled and weigh the evidence in the Ferguson shooting--the Governor has saved them the trouble, demands "vigorous prosecution" of officer
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
♪ Grandma thought her grandson was a burglar... Shot him with a gun kept by her side... We don't know if she'll face any jail time... But damn she's really lucky no one died... ♪
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Duke leaks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
St. Louis City Police Chief Sam Dotson sadly gives a lesson in how to handle an officer involved shooting with a direct detailed account of another shooting
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study shows that if you have daughters, you'll be well cared-for in your old age. But if you have sons, you'll probably die alone and be eaten by your cats
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can't keep track of who's bombing who anymore? You're not alone
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Hezbollah lowers minimum age for fighters to 16 so it can better fight ISIS. Whoever wins... we lose
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tense negotiation
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Service animal. New hotness: Overdue for service animal
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Berlin's Ebola patient downgraded to diarrhea patient
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Here's what Ferguson could learn from Cincinnati...and the Cardinals already know not to have J.J. Hoover in their bullpen, so it's not that
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man slowly in the process of contributing to the best animated gif loop ever
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(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
How many therapy dogs can you claim before the neighbors start getting suspicious?
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"There's never been a person in Iowa ever charged with having an expired bottle of antacid"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chew on this: Why biting your nails is bad for you
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Forget the Riots, Missouri Mall may have made the worst commercial ever
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(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Islamic militants' response to Ferguson police roughing up journalists: "Amateurs"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate's Amanda Hess says "Policing misogyny is fabulous in theory. In practice, it's a biatch." REPORTED
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out not that many people want to smell like Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Muslims think mental illness is caused by invisible jinn, whereas we in the enlightened West know that mental illness is caused by vaccines
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Victim bludgeoned to death with hammer 'suffered a violent death,' well-paid expert says
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After discovering their new husbands' homes had no toilets, six newlywed women in India returned to their parents because they had no place else to go
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
"Honey, does this embalming fluid make my corpse look fat?"
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Phoenix, Arizona in absolute chaos as water fell from the sky. "What is this new devilry?"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't normally partake in the Panamericana/Indian Trail car challenge going from the Amazon to the Arctic Ocean, but when I do, I only drive vintage Volvos bedecked with international decals and license plates
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Students who graduate with degrees from for-profit colleges find they are equally as qualified to flip burgers as those who never attended college
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cutsiebears
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Reason number 6 to have an organized desk. Mayor now seeks to repeal law against saggy pants he accidentally signed rather than vetoing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Popular Ukraine commander wounded after mortar attack, years of playground teasing
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Owl flies into apartment, opens bird cage of pet canaries, and, well since you're reading this here, you can assume it doesn't end well
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Google confirms that sharks are attacking the internet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's pressing issues - America: Race relations and riots in Ferguson. Israel: War and peace with Hamas. Ukraine: War with Russian-backed separatists. Canada: The merits of urban chicken farms
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(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Russia set to confiscate Jack Daniel's Honey because something non-whiskey is in it. Duh. It's called "honey"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Survey finds people under the age of 35 perfectly cool with using a latex glove, plastic wrap, sandwich bags and the thumb of their old catcher's mitt instead of condoms
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should take vacation but they're too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should...AAAAAAAAHHHH *hops out window*
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
CNN anchor asks why police in Ferguson don't use water cannons. Her co-anchor's look says it all
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
What's a Benway? Enough to terrify a Marlborough Man
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Source in Ferguson PD says that more than a dozen witnesses have backed up officers Darren Wilson's account of the Michael Brown Shooting. No word on who these 27 witnesses are, or when the 53 witnesses will make statements. Reporter has backtracked
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
(deepest voice) "Hello, Alex? This is Tucker's father. Tucker won't be marrying you on Saturday because he's just killed himself. Why yes I do sound a lot like me, I mean, my son but now I must hang up"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Uh folks, we can't land this plane because our traffic controllers have decided to take a nap"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks: Can anyone fix the Ferguson police department? You know what they say about articles with a question in the title. No. It's no
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"We're not criminalizing homelessness. We're just going to arrest you if you're homeless here"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Passed out drunk in a Beijing alley with a massive hard on? Not even once
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michelle Duggar takes a few minutes off from creating her own race of mutants to robocall Arkansas about THE GAYS
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(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Keeping your skin toned and youthful is as easy as putting a rubber ball gag with rubber wings in your mouth and moving your head about to make the wings flap
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Perfect for drinkers who want a stiff one
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
♫ Your lights are on, but you're not home. Your mind is not your own. Your heart sweats, your body shakes. Another shot is what it takes. You can't sleep, you can't eat; there's no doubt, you're in deep ♫
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
To avoid another Eyjafjallajökull disaster, here's a clear and simple guide for pronouncing Bárðarbunga
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Who knew giant pits in the ground where rugged men burrow deeper into the earth to excavate rare metals could look so sensuous and pure?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ I'm starting to eat the man in the river ♪
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How the Ferguson Fiasco would be written if it were occurring in say the Middle East as opposed to the Middle West
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(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
Pope Francis implores people to seek peaceful resolution with ISIS as he.... wait, what did he say? Attack ISIS? The Pope said that?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wave of surprise
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New data show the highest earners are making less money in the current economy, although makers of tiny violins expect to see surge in profits
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
This is the best photo I have ever taken. DIT
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like most rational Americans, this KKK grand wizard is waiting for all the details in the Michael Brown shooting to come to light before before rushing to judgement
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to soon to be out of business cafe owner, Australians don't like their coffee black
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(Slate)
 
 
 
School forces students in gym class to wear heart monitors so teachers can ensure they aren't "slacking off." Because washed-up athletes who scraped by with Ds in college are qualified to evaluate students
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
41 and 36-year-old sisters have been sentenced to death by hanging for kidnapping children as part of a begging operation and murdering them when they were no longer useful. I'm pretty sure I already saw this movie in 2008
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Get hit by a forklift resulting in a fractured ankle which required pins inserted in it, as well as a large laceration to one of your legs? That's $118,450 (USD) in reparation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman accused of faking cancer and scamming thousands from donors arrested as she tried to board a plane bound for Chicago so she could appear on Dr. Phil
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Remember that botched raid where the SWAT team threw a flashbang grenade into a toddler's crib? The county refuses to pay the toddler's medical bills
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Atlanta woman enters mugshot hall of fame after swiping, crashing police car, looks like submitter feels on any given Monday morning
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The Ferguson police fail train rumbles on as they attempt to interrupt a live CNN broadcast from a location deemed safe for protesters, arrest Getty photographers, and throw in a 90-year-old Holocaust survivor for good measure
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Julian Assange considering 'leaving' the Ecuadorean embassy after hearing of a better cable package, wi-fi in Honduras
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(Department of Veterans Affairs)
 
 
 
It is with deep sadness that I inform you that my very good friend and very much loved Farker, Pud has passed away. He had no living relatives and we were his only family. If you have the opportunity, feel free to join us for his memorial
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Having a drink or three is OK just watch out for that fourth one, it could wipe you out with a nasty hangover depending on who you are. Here's the science
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vodka and tequila are now available together in one bottle. That's right, Vodquila is here
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(Komo)
 
 
 
"Nothing further was reported about the one-legged man or his weaponized prosthetic limb"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bad news for anyone drinking Corona. Also, there might be glass in your beer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Diseases in America move from south to north, because of course they do
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iceland raises volcano alert level to "get the Bjork out"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
One day, politicians will learn that Wikipedia edits are tracked. Today is not that day
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these selfish selfie moment
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(Global Post)
 
 
 
Vogue editor thinks Chinese 'facekinis' could be the next hot fashion trend, Nickleback could be the next Beatles
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post reports Michael Brown had that devil weed in his system, quoting an unnamed "source familiar with the county's investigation"
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Just because an animal is a vegetarian, doesn't mean it won't kick you in the face
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(Digital Ecologies Research)
 
 
 
Fark announces partnership with DERP. No, seriously
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Blind bison looking for new home
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
In the wake of the questions surrounding the Ferguson shooting, many people are pushing for the police to wear body cameras, but as San Diego shows, even where cops DO wear them it's unlikely YOU will ever get to see the footage, citizen
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these turtle trainers training
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been to a hospital for any reason in the last five years, chances are fairly high that your personal data has been stolen by Chinese hackers
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Yeah, but have you ever tried weed on your sex? (not safe for work language)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Airline stowaway released from jail after serving a fraction of her sentence after police deem her not to be a flight risk
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We're adding misogyny to Fark moderator guidelines DIT -Drew
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paralyzed BASE jumper vows to not learn his lesson about not jumping off of tall things
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Serial chicken smuggler caught at Sweden/Norway börder. Again
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(Reuters)