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Sun August 17, 2014
(Radio Australia)
 
 
 
Peshmerga + US air strikes = Reclamation of the Mosul Dam
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tiny lights go out as firefly populations dwindle
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Boulder, Colorado named nation's best college town thanks to its walkability, beautiful bicycle paths, outstanding public transit system, natural attractions, legal weed, the pedestrian Pearl Street Mall, and numerous science and tech employers
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(Livestream)
 
 
 
Ferguson Rally & etc live stream. Come on into the thread and give your respectful opinions of the interesting and changing situations as they try for fairness and justice in Missouri
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Did you work part time for a week while collecting unemployment in the 1980s? Massachusetts wants its $100 back
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this umbrella wall
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It looks like the 101st Hoverround Brigade may have its own core problems
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Sometimes when trying to save a river and its fish, a feather is good for more than a tickle. Old Indian tale ...or something
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another case of militarized police going nuts: SWAT team raids house, throws a flash bang grenade, all over an unsecured WiFi connection
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
RNLI rescue Bulgarian who was trying to sail to America. Fark: In 14' boat, with a US visa, hot dogs, beans and a bag of biscuits, but no life jacket or lights. His navigational aid? A street map of Southampton
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thug wannabe steals woman's cell phone. Woman chases him down and holds him for cops. Kid's mom upon seeing pic of son being detained: "Why is she touching him like that?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, may l have your attention please. Our country is run by a dictator, our infrastructure is in shambles, and our economy is about to implode. Oh, and we're out of beer"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Judge affirms you have the right to record cops who enter your home. Obviously, the cop who took a woman's laptop and deleted her recording disagrees
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half of Britain's eight million dogs are overweight. Your dog wants steak, which is the problem
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Must have item of the year: The Aromafork, because you want your porkchop tasting like bubblegum
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I want to party with that Richard the III guy"
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(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this trainer training
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you haven't bought a new gas can in the past few years, boy are you in for a surprise. "We are from the government and we're here to help". Buy extra paper towels
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
The burglar who ripped off a socialite's "million dollar closet" after she went on TV to brag about it, has contacted the press to complain the items he stole were all fakes. SOMEBODY's gonna have uncomfortable conversation with an insurance adjuster
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Cinemark's latest attempt to ditch culpability for their part in the Aurora shooting massacre
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(Some Alcoholic)
 
 
 
I see your s'mores alcohol and raise you MoonPie Moonshine. Fark: Also comes in chocolate and banana flavors. Bonus: Website apparently designed by a narcoleptic 9 year old on Adderall
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Thanks to Facebook, email, Twitter, and other websites, our minds are too distracted to finish most creative tasks, whether it's reading a book, paying attention to our children, working on that novel, or
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
ARRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr, can I has Tiki bar Renaissance in NYC?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Protesters break into Ebola care center, steal everything including the Ebola
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(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
For 25-years one man has walked backwards in the name of world peace. What a good sole
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Not news: Skateboarders get harassed by the cops. News: Cop patrols ON a skateboard. Fark: Police chief prohibits him from making siren noises with his mouth, even though he's pretty good at it
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After their first major battle in their plan to take over the world, seagulls (flying rats) enjoy their spoils from the Ice Cream War
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis I to visit Philadelphia in September. City officials suggest October since it won't conflict with any Phillies games once the MLB playoffs start
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
"Even munching tater tots at a Sonic can be an expression of manifest destiny." Behold, the most pretentious article ever written about eating a fast food cheeseburger
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Somewhere out there is an alcoholic who ate a s'mores and said, "Hmmm, I should turn this into an adult beverage"
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(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this airborne duel
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When those sneaky Huns decide to go on the attack again, this one man will be ready for them
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(KATU)
 
 
 
It might take them 33 years, and a few clerical errors, but the Oregon DMV always gets their man
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Crustless broccoli and bacon quiche. Belgian waffles. Freshly ground and seasoned sausage patties. What are you eating this fine Sunday morning?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Federal government's plan to rescue desert tortoises from the brink of extinction is to sterilize them
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
First off, there is such a thing as an ice mine. Secondly, this one only makes ice in the summer
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
From the one made of glass to the one illuminated by bioluminescent phytoplankton, here are some of the world's coolest beaches that you've probably never heard of before
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FDA rejects queer eye for straight guy
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
In a case of knowing her role woman steals a bottle of MD 20/20 to visit boyfriend in jail where she put him earlier in the evening. Stay weird Austin
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Drivers cited for failing to yield to a cop dressed as a traffic cone in the crosswalk. Finally an accurate uniform they can wear
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman gives birth while trying to enroll her 4 year-old son in preschool
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What your junk drawer reveals about you
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Can there be a happier day than the day you save a baby's life? This one might be
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
California police find an illegal marijuana crop growing in a public park, estimate the value at $5 million. Hopefully, that dangerous crop of drugs will be destroyed and the culprits will enjoy the rest of their lives in prison
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Man shot in the back of the head, crashes his car into a house, walks eight blocks to the Emergency Room. Ta-da
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The worst victims of the Israel / Gaza feud? The zoo animals
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Apparently, among the highlights to be found at Albuquerque's zoo are puddles of visitor urine
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(Livestream)
 
 
 
Ferguson curfew starts at midnight, rally planned just outside city limits. LGT Livestream (Not safe for work language in livestream)
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Sat August 16, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman's co-workers believe she is dead due to a treacherous flood. News: She ends up surviving after being pulled from the flood water by a stranger. Fark: And shocked her co workers by showing up to work the next day
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Oil prices to rise drastically..who cares? They always fluctu...What? OLIVE oil prices? Nooooooo
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(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this psychedelic O.Z.O.R.A. Festival fan
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(The Villager)
 
 
 
Hipster kickball league evicted from NYC playgrounds on grounds that their for-profit status and sponsorship by two different liquor suppliers violated school policies "since their main goal is reportedly the partying after the games"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
$1.6 million property in Lake Tahoe given away to stranger for free
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Nixon declares curfew in Ferguson
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(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this brooding Canadian soldier
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Seven small objects that everyone steals every day. Yeah, sure you don't, Mr. Perfect
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Settle an argument for me. Who is the star of a BLT? The bacon or tomato? God help you lettuce people, no one waxes poetic over lettuce
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man who worked in morgue admits to having sex with up to 100 corpses
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
And here parents thought that getting medical marijuana for their children would be easy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Get ready for the next big fad diet from Michelin-starred chef Joël Robuchon and the acupuncturist and neuropharmacologist Dr. Nadia Volf. Farkers should probably skip goji berries as they stimulate libido
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(Liquor.com)
 
 
 
Today is National Rum Day. Put down that beer and grab a mojito
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sorry about that, Cheif
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No sense crying over spilled beer
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Me: Drew, you are obviously drunk. Drew: i DON'T CARE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nope
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Three Words: Bacon Powered Motorcycle
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Robin Willams' family and friends are having a small service for him in the San Francisco area and would like the media and others to respect their privacy. So for the love of FSM don't send your drone out to take pictures of the service
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
When they don't know who you are, all you are is black. They don't know that I graduated from college, or that I'm in the NFL. But when they find that out, they want to stop and have a conversation"
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
"Colossus" is no longer colossal, and the California roller coaster has had its last ride
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Remember yesterday's story about how the ALS "ice bucket challenge" is a heinous waste? Yeah, Bill Gates just did it. Better: in awesomely dorky style. Best: he challenges Elon Musk to go next
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In Florida, the cops can come inside your own home kill you over $2 worth of pot, and still be "acting properly"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Blockheads accused of stealing $200K worth of Legos
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Iraq vet claims Six Flags denied him entrance because of the patriotic, pro-Marine shirt he was wearing. The shirt, by the way, was just a picture of an assault rifle with the phrase "keep calm and return fire" below it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sex toys in her 5-year-old daughter's room ☑ Crushed electronic tablets ☑ Stepped on toy train sets ☑ Poured out cereal ☑ Broken "muffin maker," ☑ Cinnamon all over the kitchen counter ☑ Pulverized night-light ☑ Left out frozen steaks and fish ☑
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cheeky moment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
10 grammatical "errors" that are okay to break, if only to piss off the grammar nazis who think they are grievous crimes up with which they will not put
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Organization reunites nearly 700 soldiers from eight countries with the cats and dogs they originally rescued in Afghanistan. Let's give these people a big Caturday salute
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Man receives five years in prison for stealing four whole dollars from a bait car set up by police. I know I feel safer
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(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for bowhunting a deer at car dealership
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The hot, sweaty, dog days of summer are upon us, which is why it's important to keep hydrated with the cool, refreshing taste of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(io9)
 
 
 
These are the voyages of the USS Enterprise: 1964-2014
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Being admitted to the detox ward at a hospital is not unusual, but when you're the on-duty surgeon there it tends to get noticed
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(Livestream)
 
NewsFlash
 
Civil unrest in Ferguson continues with multiple reports of gunshots, and the riot batons and tear gas are back. LGT livestream (Possible Not safe for work language)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple decides to make life easier for hackers by storing user data on Chinese servers
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Fri August 15, 2014
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
We've replaced the water in the Baltimore harbor with three million gallons of sewage. Let's see if anyone notices
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(LAist)
 
 
 
L.A. Hipsters brand the chain's new Highland Park location "the saddest Starbucks in America." Why, it's as if you're really in Seattle
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(San Mateo Daily Journal)
 
 
 
In California, not apologizing for a car accident proves you are guilty. Apologizing also proves you are guilty. Would you like to plead guilty now?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Redhead sent home from school for a) assault on teacher, b) swearing in public, c) "disruptive" hair
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Create Dracula's Pizza Parlor (Link goes to inspiration)
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
That mall cop who maced a random black guy for being near a protest is being investigated by actual police
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Think you're having a hard day? At least you didn't have to navigate a llama obstacle course
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
House for sale; New Hampshire compound of a tax-evading couple convicted of amassing an arsenal of weapons and holding federal law enforcement officials at bay for months, weapons not included, property may be booby trapped
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Avoiding sex until marriage? Umm, yeah, no. Avoiding masturbation until marriage? I'M OUT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Depressed? Gene Simmons offers some advice: "F**k you, then kill yourself"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Woman gets arrested after swearing in front of her kids, which seems a little harsh, says EVERY PARENT EVERYWHERE
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With MSNBC Clearly sympathizing with the protesters in Ferguson and Fox News clearly and firmly on the side of the cops, leave it to CNN to articulate the middle ground. Wolf Blitzer: so why can't the cops in Ferguson just "shoot to injure?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It takes a very special kind of douchebag to rob two 12-year-olds running a lemonade stand
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Its August, time for the annual "Is Moore's Law going to run into the laws of physics" article. All the usual suspects are mentioned, but subby is going to stick with Gordon Moore and his 49 year winning streak
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rumpled lamp hugger
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Possibly the worst sex songs to have sex to
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Couple look forward to a long and happy marriage after husband gets court order to make his wife take down their honeymoon photos from Facebook
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
"Over the course of the investigation AST found that the trailer Folletti was towing was an ATV utility trailer not designed for road use. Additionally, the trailer hitch and ball were not properly sized, and there were no safety chains installed"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Customers complain that if one worker is taking a nap, his co-worker shouldn't be playing on her iPad at the same time, because then nobody's paying attention to where the airliner is going
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
High stakes chess tournament where they play TO THE DEATH
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It turns out, Michael Brown might not be as innocent as some had been claiming
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Seven teens wonder what it's like inside a sports star's home...so they just walk right in
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
White guy, another white guy, a taller white guy and some other white guys set out to prove scientifically that the Bible's Genesis story is literally true
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Lobster pots, pie makers and diving equipment are just some of the bizarre online purchases made by Brits, Drew under the influence
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The difference between a $20 check and a $20 million check? About 4 years in jail
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(9 News)
 
 
 
SWAT team dresses up as superheroes and rappel down Children's Hospital just to give a bunch of sick kids something to smile about
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Stop doing the Ice Bucket Challenge. It's an insult to third world countries, or something like that
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
Deputy Mayor of "Death to Jews," France insists the name of their village means nothing and should be respected
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A man, a plan, a canal: Nicaragua
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We're sorry that your son was bullied to the point of committing suicide. We're very appreciative that he wanted to be an organ donor, but we're worried that his organs are just too gay. Thanks, but no thanks
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Look, your honor, my client had immunity with the FBI for crimes he committed while being a rat. Surely, you can see that he should get an appeal? Prison is a tough thing for an 84-year-old mob boss who personally killed 11 people. Be reasonable
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It should be obvious that if you catch your ex in the backyard shed banging your German Shepherd you probably shouldn't eat any food she prepares
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
North Korea insists the missiles it just launched were actually victory sky candles celebrating the anniversary of the liberation from Japanese colonial rule and had nothing to do with the arrival of the Pope in South Korea
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Police expert agrees with Fark commentators about Ferguson
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for teaching frank race lessons has been reinstated. Frank is thrilled
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Woman arrested with 1.7kg cocaine breast implants
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New police chief in charge of Ferguson spends his first night meeting with protest leaders and walking the streets and -- surprise -- no riots. "I'm not afraid to be in this crowd"
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
"Real good dude" gets 20 years for beating his infant child
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swiss train crashes into ravine, seriously injuring five. On the positive side, it all happened precisely on schedule
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(Toronto Life)
 
 
 
While St. Louis tries to implode, Toronto looks in our direction and asks if anyone remembers Sammy Yatim
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The Capital Beltway turns 50 years old this weekend, and some of its original commuters are just about to finish getting past the 270 spur
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is one thing that bacon cannot improve: sushi
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another product of the American public education system...we can say for certain at least one was left behind
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Colleges are not atheist factories. Probably
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Ancient wine cellar with many of its jars still intact discovered. Immediately deemed site of the next Fark party
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Rubbing one out while intoxicated on a neighbor's lawn chair is no way to go through life young lady
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this immigrant in New York
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(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Baby, if you've ever wondered, wondered when WKRP In Cincinnati will be released on DVD, here you go
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(Time)
 
 
 
That's a good question - why don't we require police to wear cameras on duty? You'd think it'd be better and cheaper than a week of protests and tear gas
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband, 'cause they're about to be releasin' the name of the officer who shot Michael Brown (by 9 a.m.)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ebola: You aint seen nothing yet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two Amish girls abducted from their roadside vegetable stand found alive, say they can't wait to get back to doing chores
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You submitted this with a butter headline
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The dictionary has lost all meaning
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, you know those cute little bracelets your kids are making? Ring the cancer alarm
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A good citizen will help the police track down and apprehend violent criminals, even if they happen to be that criminal
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Need a step-by-step blueprint on how to sink a billion dollars into a disastrous website? The Government Accountability Office has you covered
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(CainTV)
 
 
 
McDonald's testing new automated cashiers that won't go on strike demanding $15/hour
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How did $35,000 go missing from bank accounts of four passengers who were aboard Malaysia Airlines MH370? How indeed?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
US veterans on Ferguson Police Department's response:"We didn't wear that much gear when we went through the really bad areas of Afghanistan. That's not controlling the crowd, that's intimidating them"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After graduating from Harvard most people go on to important careers, this man went around the world to have people help him solve Rubik's Cube
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The term "bro" is all brover, bro
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(Livestream)
 
 
 
LIVESTREAM: The "Hands Up Don't Shoot" rally in New York City is turning into a very unruly mob, mass arrests are about to occur (Not safe for work language in livestream, obviously)
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Feds finally get around to buying a border fence. FARK--For the Ukraine
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(io9)
 
 
 
China expands from environmentally unsustainable coal and heavy metal mines into the modern age: environmentally unsustainable bitcoin mines
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pakistan Airport attacked, U.S. to send help in the form of TSA Screeners to make sure their toothpaste is in a Ziploc baggie
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"It's quite difficult to get removed from a sex offender registry," says columnist who doesn't explain why she knows this
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man passes out drunk inside his running car at a traffic light with his two year old child in the front seat and his little whiskey bottle buckled safely into the car seat. No word if the whiskey bottle had a family sticker on the rear window
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(Herald Times Reporter)
 
 
 
Many cultures have their own Rites of Passage into adulthood. This is Wisconsin's
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pastafarian fights for right to wear spaghetti strainer on his head for drivers license photo. Ramen
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this confusing costume
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(WJHG Panama City Beach)
 
 
 
Friends give man a lift who steals their $30, then splits. Shortly thereafter, he's arrested, mildly inebriated, but now has $20, to wit
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Indian city bans kite flying after kite string covered in powdered glass was, ya know, cutting into motorists' necks
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Want to speed up a woman's biological clock? We didn't think so. Science found a way anyway
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
"No, no, occifer, I haven't been drinking. You see, I have a condition"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Truth in advertising: Altered alcohol labels that tell the real truth about alcohol and what it does to you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
O_0
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Locals try to come to grips with reports of dangerous, wandering cocks
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Six Geniuses arrested for running an iPhone theft ring, absconding with more than 600 phones worth half a million dollars
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Iraq's al-Maliki to retire to spend more time with his remaining lifespan
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Thief calls cops to report that her victim won't leave her alone
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
If you're going to give a fake name to the hospital to avoid paying the bill, don't use your deceased sister's name. Especially while wearing a memorial t shirt with her name on it
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
After a week of evasive maneuvers, tug boat captain unable to guide his vessel away from fast falling crane
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Ex-NSA Deputy Director on Snowden leak: "We need to up our game without crushing the 99.9 percent of people who have operated faithfully. We need to focus on behaviors"
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What are your favorite homemade marinades and brines when getting food prepped? How do you tweak them to tailor to your selected ingredients? Are there bottled options that work well for you? Share and help your fellow Farkers
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby lynxii born at Minneapolis Zoo
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Mallcop in Seattle breaks up confrontation between pro- and anti-Israel protesters by macing random black guy trying to get to the Apple store
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(CBC)
 
 
 
After years of Fark.com links highlighting this issue, the media finally gets serious in its PSAs: "Why power tools deserve respect: Seven tips to prevent amputation during DIY"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Many individuals seeking wellness will visit this clinic because it nurtures mind, body and spirit. Farkers will want to stop by because the doctor in charge lets you motorboat her breasts
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man dies in shooting outside Philly peace concert and probably coulda just shortened that to headline to "Philly"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tightrope walker
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Robin Williams' wife reveals that he was in the early stages of Parkinson's Disease
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Filmmaker documenting good things about Detroit has his car broken into and all of his film equipment stolen. Admittedly it would have been a short film anyway
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you think the custody battle between you and your ex-wife over the family pug got ugly, you should see the one over the world's most famous T-rex
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
'Shark Week' has done a lot for sharks in the wild. Including sparking a global hunger for shark meat
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(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
"Ferguson cops shot yet another person. This is an outrage." "But he pointed a gun at the cops." "Ignore it, he's rolling"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Town vaguely looks like a penis. The Daily Express is there
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
You know that sailor who stuck his tongue down that nurse's throat in Times Square on V-J Day in 1945? Turns out he was one of the day's less-obnoxious celebrants
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Police in Ferguson are now gassing news crews and taking their equipment
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Learning math can be hard enough, I can't imagine trying to learn it from a drunk teacher"
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Posting videos of your drunk friends to Facebook can be hysterical, especially when you're a grown woman and your friends are teenage boys from the neighborhood
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How I went hypermiling in Atlanta and lived to tell the tale
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You knows what's funny? A St. Louis alderman was arrested in the Ferguson riots for "not listening." Okay maybe less funny 'ha ha' and more funny 'uh oh' (Possibly not safe for work images in sidebar articles)
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The US is slacking in its overall alcohol consumption stats. Farkers, get to work
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While Bud might be the "King of Beers," this guy is the Dictator of Beer
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(Instagram)
 
 
 
Determined not to only shoot black men, Ferguson police shot a white female pastor with a rubber bullet while she was praying, are now reportedly looking for an elderly atheist hispanic in a wheelchair to shoot so no one feels left out
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man with dwarfism wears a hidden camera to record a day from his perspective. You haven't seen this many crotch shots since the last time Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were on a red carpet together
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Internet detective squad releases two names of possible Ferguson police officer, neither of them even work there
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Burger King concludes that their latest French fries do not Satisfry
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(Newsvine)
 
 
 
Remember the woman in 2013 who planned to have sex with 100,000 men? So, after one year let's see if she's for real, or just screwing around
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(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
Anonymous released the name of the cop who shot Michael Brown because we apparently only get transparency from hackers (Update: Anonymous apparently named the wrong guy, link is dead)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"11 Alcoholism warning signs" Do you often wake up in bed next to a goat? Warning. Do you come home from work and your cat says to you "the shiat you said to me last night" BINGO. Do you often find yourself on Fark? MAYDAY
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet "184," the first test-tube baby penguin. It is unknown on if he will join a physically-deformed villain plotting world domination
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pictures of yourself sucking a cucumber and posing topless may not be the best thing to send to a 15-year-old boy, but at least Burgess Meredith would approve
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
17% of the U.S. student debt is held by Americans aged 50 or older. Otherwise known as 1970s philosophy majors
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Bleeding-heart sends too many text messages. "save the whales, lol" "free Tibet" "Help, I've been stabbed multiple times in the heart and am bleeding"
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
You can't cuss on the boardwalk in Maryland's Ocean City, but you can dance half-naked with a stripper's pole
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
US military isn't going to do their humanitarian operation they've been planning because it turns out that there are far fewer people that need saving than they were expecting. This is good news as well as baffling
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There are no more white Wangs in Africa
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
"No plans for Canada invasion," Pentagon leader says after admitting they have plans to invade Canada. Obvious tag goes either way on this one
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dusty drivers
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Caption TFette's 10 month old grandson
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
There are a lot of things that can go wrong on an airplane. The pilot's arm falling off is not one of them. Oh, wait a minute. Yes it is
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Man dies after being kicked in the face by the donkey he was allegedly trying to sodomize. No joke is needed to end this headline, I think the first line speaks for itself
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but the universe has a lot less ultraviolet light than previously thought
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Oh, my favorite explosions? Mostly underground, you probably wouldn't have heard of them
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "Consumer Reports: Tesla Model S has 'more than its share of problems'" Actual Quote: "The Tesla Model S was 'one of the most phenomenal cars we've ever tested.'"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Police say the woman "hiked up her dress and engaged in an intimate act with several lawn chairs"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Huffington Post reporter arrested for crime of not packing bag fast enough at McDonald's, as well as not picking up that can
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hospital staff pro tip: There are many ways to ease a woman's pain while she is giving birth. Injecting a strong neurotoxic disinfectant directly into her nervous system is not one of them
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 484: "Silent Improvement". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Livestream)
 
 
 
Live feed from Ferguson as police advance on protestors and order reporters to stop recording
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(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
 
 
When you're pulling a safe full of drugs stolen from a pharmacy behind your car with a rope, it's best not to pass the police car when it slows down
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Teen dies by ingesting copious quantities of the deadly chemical compound, dihydrogen monoxide
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Bad Day: You get hit by a car while riding your motorcycle. Worse Day: It's a hit and run. Fark: You get shot in the chest by your own gun while crashing to the ground
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fourteen-year-old boy evicted by Walmart Housing Authority
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(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
22 year old woman with three kids in car, one in lap, driving with a BAC of .252, hits Subaru, chain link fence, garage, another fence, a Chevy, then a Ford says it looks like I'm a bad Mom, but I'm actually a really good Mom
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(WSAW Wausau)
 
 
 
Headline everyone wishes was 180 degrees off: Bieber beats sheriff
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(BBC)
 
 
 
World's only two surviving airworthy WWII Lancaster bombers fly in formation together for the first time in 50 years
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German language teacher goes full German in class
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When a reporter is described as either 'brave or stupid' for trying to get a story during a firefight in Iraq, bet on the stupid and check his footage out
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Seven days until Virginia's Gaypocalypse
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hacker group Anonymous "found" the St. Louis, MO. police dispatch recordings for the afternoon Michael Brown was shot in Ferguson
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Governor can't keep her Satanic organizations straight
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Once again proving how well trained US sailors are, US naval cruiser Cowpens operates without a captain and executive officer for 3 months while they were boinking each other in the captain's cabin
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop Thrills Incorporated
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Bio economic theory" predicts that fishing does not cause extinctions, because third-world fishermen are experts at fisheries management. Lets see how that's working out
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, shut down the highway
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican National Committee formally condemns new AP US history exam for attempting to teach US History rather than US Hagiography
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
American Tourister found dead
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Are you sick and tired of getting scammed buying "As seen on TV" products? THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The good thing about hurricanes these days? There are so many onshore and offshore windmill developments that energy companies are making a fortune every time one blows through
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australians warned to prepare for "lone wolf" terrorist attacks by angry Muslims who don't realize that the average Australian would view an exploding bomb as one of the least hazardous parts of their day
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
OK, who sent the white Orgasmatrons to the International Space Station to juice up the inhabitants?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Police respond to report of chicken crossing the road, taking too long to get to the other side
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Fisherman charged after he allegedly abandoned a half shackle of commercial gillnet filled with scores of salmon. I have no idea what half of that sentence means
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Distressed clothing has officially gone too far
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Scammers discover that if you want a restaurant to pay an electric bill they don't actually owe, there's no better time to threaten them with losing service than the lunch rush
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Trailer park argument leads to one man throwing a car seat at his girlfriend...with the baby still inside. (baby unscathed but sure to make a Fark headline in 18 years or so)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
200 people sickened by cronuts, especially after eating them
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(Google)
 
 
 
Yeah Sharknado is all the rage. Whatev let's see a Farknado
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the super hero for the modern day: Florida Man, whose powers include career prostitution, wearing women's underwear while driving drunk, and crashing into retirement homes
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Jury may yet decide if man driving over 100 mph sideways in the mud was being reckless
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Siri, I need to hide my roommate's body"
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Drunk Dad locks children out of the house, tells them to go search for seashells, presumably to sell by the sea shore
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazilian presidential candidate waxed in plane crash
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(Intel News)
 
 
 
Germany: Would you please tell us who you have spying in our country? Greece: Angela Merkel. France: Angela Merkel. Burundi: Angela Merkel
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Scientists are working on engineering ladybugs to be biopesticides. Not safe for work picture of ladybug on ladybug sex
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This cat has figured out to open the door, and it sounds like we are all doomed because of it
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Ibiza police ticket three couples for not wearing seat belts, while having sex, in a van
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Apparently concerned that protesters may be in possession of Buk missile systems, FAA orders no-fly zone over Ferguson, Missouri. Nothing to see here, please disperse
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(Network World)
 
 
 
The irony tag must have programmed this hold music
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Mesa, Arizona named the most conservative city in the U.S., narrowly edging out whatever city Rush Limbaugh happened to be in
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Comcast spends $130,000 to honor the regulator that will review their merger. Gala expected to start between 4PM and 7PM
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Atlantic looks at what would happen if someone in America contracted Ebola and didn't know about it, failing to realize Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo covered this in Outbreak
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Publix employee helps elderly man tie his shoelaces, still can't tell you where the frozen banana guacamole is
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Think that joke email you sent is funny? Is it $100,000 funny?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Case closed after death of caretaker whose DNA was found on 52 100-year-old bottles of stolen whiskey. He always denied drinking it saying it "had floaters in it and all kind of stuff inside the bottle" and was as drinkable as Maker's Mark
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(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Anti-medical marijuana group thinks pot cookies will be used for rape, bring about a resurgence of jazz music
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
One St Louis strip mall, two businesses. One looted the other untouched. What made the difference?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Man violently attacked for standing up for women being catcalled
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Police warn you probably shouldn't smoke it. "They're out of it. They're just totally out of it. They just like walk around looking into space and looking behind them. Their eyes look different. They don't look like us. They look weird"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these milk givers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Planking. New hotness: Logging
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Tractor-trailer driver says he saw life, woman's front porch flash before his eyes
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Air conditioning, farting contests and other snapshots from the US war in Afghanistan"
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Your arteries will slam shut as your eyes feast upon this state fair abomination, the deep-fried spaghetti dog, served with a side of marinara
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Three guys, not named Drew, Wil and Greg, walk into a craft beer bar ... and never leave
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County businesses complaining about zombies harassing customers. No faces eaten yet
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(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Step 1: Paint your Maserati to look like a police cruiser. Step 2: Swap out "Protect and Serve" for "Punish and Enslave." Step 3: Profit?
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Petting zoos let your children get their hands on all sorts of creatures, including the microscopic ones
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(My Fox Austin)
 
 
 
In a move that will certainly not spark any confusion over why police are suddenly pulling over young people, the city of Austin will now start ticketing kids for doing positive things
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hacker group Anonymous: We will hack police data if officers harm St. Louis demonstrators. Count on it
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(The Local)
 
 
 
If you cut internet, television and telephone connections to 160,000 homes by vandalizing 400 fiber optic cables you might want to know that the Berlin police have an arrest warrant for you...and AT&T a job offer
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(Short List)
 
 
 
12 World Records you can break on your lunch hour - because someone needs to be global champion of throwing grapes into their mouth
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(NPR)
 
 
 
ProTip: When your "craft brewery" has to start chemically tweaking out-of-state water to taste like the water where your actual brewery is supposed to be located, you might not be a "craft brewery" anymore
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The case of the white flags on the Brooklyn Bridge has been solved, 2 German artists raise a flag of surrender and come clean
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fatal shooting of unarmed teen Michael Brown in St. Louis leads to a) community meetings with Metropolitan Police Department to solve crisis, b) spontaneous candlelight vigils for peace, love and understanding, c) 50 percent gun sale increase
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Grandmother's game of duct, duct, goose gets out of hand
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(Medium)
 
 
 
WWII Japanese mass breakout from Australian POW camp makes The Great Escape look kinda "meh"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So what does parenting look like in countries that aren't America, where children aren't treated like preciously fragile snowflakes who need ribbons for every half-hearted attempt and must be protected from every imagined boo-boo and meanness?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tips for surviving a dingo attack: Cover your face, throat, stomach, and groin - not necessarily in that order
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(Counsel & Heal)
 
 
 
Can't argue with science...*pulls lever on laz-y-boy, opens the doritos, remote in hand*
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Federal judge spends night in jail after alleged domestic dispute, immediately becomes most popular jailhouse lawyer of all time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this topless Royal
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(News.com.au)
 
NewsFlash
 
Lauren Bacall's successful audition for new version of The Big Sleep
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Failure to appear... human? It's this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
After collecting and testing all of the dog poop that has been showing up in the park, it has been determined that the dog poop is, in fact, human poop
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Police investigate string of battery thefts, say charges are expected
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Wow. Such doge. Very hero
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(The Libertarian Republic)
 
 
 
Christian radio host claims Ebola will cleanse the world of atheists, gays and sluts
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Mom, grandma hasn't stopped talking in two weeks and she keeps telling me she's knows a secret about the dust under the dresser
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Wisconsinites continue proud tradition of spending their wedding nights drunk and in jail
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Convicted killer wants to skip part of trial where victim's family calls him names for an hour
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
This guy isn't getting his bike back, but at least the entire internet knows he cleverly called the thief a douchebag
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(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
"Money from undergarments will not be accepted in this office"
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(Today Online)
 
 
 
Interrupting this awful week of news, here's a picture of newly born panda triplets
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
If a fire hydrant is located several feet from the curb, with a tree in front of it, and is located in a pay parking zone, are you allowed to park there? HINT: The answer involves making as much money for the city as possible
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Russians reenacting
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Let's take a stroll through the "Hermit Kingdom" of North Korea with this film crew that the Supreme Leader has ever so graciously allowed for us to see everyday the life of its citizens
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(Frederick News Post)
 
 
 
"Can you tell us anything that might help us identify your attacker?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Coroner confirms that Robin Williams death was suicide and that he hanged himself with a belt. That's not funny
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Limited time offer. Vermont offers free milk at rest stop. Difficulty, squeeze it yourself
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(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Police: 'Man's body sent to recycling centre' is not suspicious
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Media honors Robin Williams' family's request for privacy by airing live aerials of his home
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
After years of claiming the exact opposite, advocates of the Keystone XL pipeline vehemently deny that the pipeline will increase the global supply of oil or drive the price down, after a new study questions the project's impact on climate change
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Friends promise to help each other quit work if either wins the lottery. One wins over $11m, meets his friend at work, honours the deal. Both retire on the spot
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A vibrator stuck up your butt is no way to die from embarrassment (Not safe for work)
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Toronto Police confirm the only bomb at City Hall is the Mayor himself
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Important tip for those considering a life of crime: when making a getaway from your daring heist, do not stop to urinate on a wasp nest
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(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Attention please: Japan is weird. That is all
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
All supplies of ZMapp have now been exhausted. If you are planning to get Ebola, it would probably be a good idea to wait until replacement stocks have been produced
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
George RR Martin says Game of Thrones may include gay sex, but only if the plot justifies it. Actual quote: "You can't just insert things because everyone wants to see them"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Everything you need to escape from Alcatraz, circa 1962
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robin Williams leaves behind four completed films that are slated to hit theaters within the next 12 months
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Owner of Legal Sea Foods would like you to know that just because he has dozens of restaurants all over the East Coast all serving the same bland seafood to the same bland customers, he is most definitely still not a "chain"
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Even ISIS apparently liked Robin Williams
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at why we forget names as soon as we meet people. It's not that they're unmemorable, it's just that we don't care
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police arrest in a shooting and home invasion case that occurred in Sanford. The suspect is described as a "big dummy"
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, people are just tiny bit suspicious about those 280 Russian trucks headed to Ukraine as a "Humanitarian relief convoy" and exactly what they are carrying
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
While that distinctive tattoo you think makes you look like a bad ass, replace "bad" with "dumb" when you decide to go around on a burglary spree
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some of Robin Williams' more memorable quotes and advice on life: "When in doubt, go for a dick joke"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fight at golf club leaves hole in one, Jelena Jankovic almost loses her set, and US air passengers reclassified as cargo: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/3 - 8/9
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Police shoot at man who parked in handicapped space without permit
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The costumed miscreants that plague Times Square and try to bully unsuspecting tourists into giving them tips for photographs are hoping to form a union, which would make it virtually impossible to ban them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Penguin walks into hotel, reportedly looking for the rabbit trying to get him back to his home at the South Pole
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
"Robin Williams' 10 Best Musical Moments" somehow left out his Elmer Fudd singing Bruce Springsteen
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts, who helped usher in unlimited political spending, decries partisanship. That's the joke
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy and his bubbles
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with getting protected bike lanes in the city, cyclists now want protected bike lanes in the country
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Why pay rent in an upscale apartment complex when you can live by the beach in a 1985 Volkswagen Westfalia camper van?
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Attention tourists: If you're visiting the United States there are some things you can do to blend in, including adding ice to every drink, call football soccer, and brag about being dumb
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Attention valued Timmy's customers: please use the INSTALLED drive-thru window. DO NOT create your own
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey town to spray grape flavored chemical fog to scare away birds. Scientists say it's made from a mix of Nerds and Jolly Ranchers, distilled grape juice, fermented Dimetapp, and a scoop of Big League Chew and Kool Aid
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(WTAQ Green Bay)
 
 
 
Spokesman says Wisconsin DOT is not installing speed bumps, it just sucks at road maintenance
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A pig like that, you don't eat all at once
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD arrests Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Elmo for violating the Superhuman Registration Act
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Business picks up at the Galleria Mall in St. Louis, as police respond to reports of multiple brawls breaking out in the mall
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Upper Michigan's Source)