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Sun July 20, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sick of all the catcalls, one woman begins confronting men on the street and recording their responses
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Iraq war veteran given ticket for owning 14 therapeutic pet ducks, asks city to put the $150 fine on his bill
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Photoshop this persnickety preparation
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Burglars break into Annapolis home, steal 12-pack of Pepsi and soup. "Police estimate the value of the groceries that were taken at $7"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Mouthy police reservist gets herself suspended for posting hateful rant about cyclists. With 'c'mon, like you haven't thought about this' video
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Monster typhoon buffets south China." Is that all-you-can-eat?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you a big history buff? Enjoy Apples? The CIA has a government funded museum full of really neat things you will never be allowed to see. How do ya like them apples?
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rick Astley has let us down, deserted us
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What happens when you have a city fill of Millennial halfwits willing to pay $2,000 a month to rent an apartment the size of a shoe closet? Articles like this, mainly
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
RIP giant rubber duck
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these practically primary street performers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As it turns out, Florida is the best state in the US for __________________
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Atlantic City, New Jersey is on the downward trend, but here is what it is doing to keep its reputation as a top casino resort town. Wanna bet it will happen?
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Key West held its annual "Running of the Bulls" festival, in which dozens of men dressed up like Ernest Hemingway, ran while holding plastic bulls, and then drank and thought about the war
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
How many civil engineers does it take to redesign a 19th Century wooden footbridge to comply with 21st Century laws?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland unveils plan to use bicycles to deliver supplies after Cascadia earthquake destroys bridges and roads. FARK: They are evidently serious
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(Time)
 
 
 
Thanks to the U.S. Sentencing Commission, which unanimously voted to retroactively reduce prison sentences for drug offenders who are currently serving their terms, 46,000 dangerous criminals will be released two years ahead of schedule
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(Spaceship)
 
 
 
The documentary that we Farkers knew was coming
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Army seeks congressional approval to undo destruction of Los Angeles River, returning it to a lush belt of green carrying wastewater treatment plant outflow to the sea
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
I don't know who this 'Rainier' is but the MRI of his intestines are really explosive
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
California Highway Patrol investigators have seized the medical records of a woman seen on video being repeatedly punched by one of its officers on the side of a Los Angeles freeway because of course they have
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
102-year-old woman charged with murder. Should she get life? Or death? Does it really matter at this point?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Has Weird Al Yankovic ushered in a new age of the grammar nazi? What hast thou wrought, Al? What hast thou wrought?
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Every rose has its thorn, but not every thorn gives you flesh-eating bacteria that makes it necessary to amputate your hand
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Today is the 45th anniversary of The Eagle landing on the moon and Neil Armstrong taking one small step for a man and one giant leap for mankind
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Accidentally hit the side mirror on my Tahoe? That's the thump of you under my tire as I run you down
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again for your Weekly Chicago Shooting Tracker, which shows you just how many people were taken down by gun violence over the weekend. Looks like the North Side was the place to avoid this weekend
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Pregnant woman is attacked. News: By almost a dozen robbers, three girls and seven boys between the ages of 17-20 while waiting at a bus stop. Fark: All the robbers were wearing bathing suits
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this quick pick-me-up
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pit bull licks the the face of a sleeping, deaf 13-year-old boy to alert him that the house was on fire. Take that, anti-pit bull militia
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Russia forgets that Wikipedia edits are all logged by IP address. Starts changing information on Malaysia Airlines Flight 17
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
A homeowner tired of pranksters driving on to his lawn decides to lay a trap consisting of a board with nails hammered through it buried along the street and painted black to make it harder to see. And of course someone has a problem with this
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If you are dissatisfied with the amount of ejaculate your partner produces, shooting him in the stomach will not improve the situation
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
In 12 hours 22 people were shot, of whom two died. Chicago, you're embarrassing yourself
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: BNP Youth leader criticises own 'gay' dog on Facebook for 'challenging his principles'
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Sat July 19, 2014
(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
China, for one, welcomes our new huge orange toad overlords
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
News: Man changes flying plans at the last minute, avoids boarding doomed flight MH370. Fark: Man changes flying plans again at the last minute, avoids boarding doomed flight MH17
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Jury awards $23.6 billion in punitive damages against RJ Reynolds. To a single person
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
It was a street light
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snake expert on escaped anaconda: "I was sworn to keep my mouth shut by local officials to avoid causing a panic. Now that there's a panic, I'm going on the record"
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
More than 30 years ago a World War II veteran began building and maintaining hillside cross made up of thousands of stones, all hand-placed to honor his fellow veterans who never made it home. Now a 15-year-old boy is fighting to keep the area intact
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What happens when Slate goes full First World Problems? You get someone wondering why she and her friends don't put pictures of their nannies on Facebook
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these onlookers
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Five police officers opened fire on a driver who tried to run down a bicyclist that just happened to be a police officer
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Obvious: Fighting breaks out over Gaza. WTFark: In Calgary?
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
380 people with that competitive itch vie for a buttload of money this weekend in the World Championships of Cornhole
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russia-backed rebels are no longer shooting when international observers approach, but won't allow access to MH17 crash site until they finish looting
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(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Soccer supporters look to raise £100 in memory of two rival football fans who died aboard flight MH17 while going to watch their team. Then the internet happens (Tag's for those who've proven what soccer fans can do when they put rivalries aside)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Craft beer. New hotness: Craft coffee
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Southern California deaf couple and their children "SWATted" by gun-wielding deputies after acquaintance sends hoax message over Skype... from Australia. No word on payback involving Dingos, Lord Humungus
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It took GM 11 months to warn customers of their ignition switch problem. Wait, did I say 'months'? I meant years. 11 years
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"She became belligerent when told by the manager to leave, hurling condiments and a charity box at the staff behind the counter... she pulled down her pants and began performing a 'lewd act in front of Dick's' said police"
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(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
Fair board turns down proposal to make condoms available back in the livestock barns, says 4-H projects getting out of hand isn't responsible for the spike in teen pregnancies
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
North Carolina cities can't make money off of traffic cameras, only schools can. So North Carolina schools are about to start operating red light cameras
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this roller coaster ribbon cutting
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Palm Beach authorities would like to speak to the person who decided to recycle a perfectly good human body
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study finds that banning cell phones while driving does nothing to increase safety, mainly because most people are utterly terrible drivers anyway and will simply replace one distracting behavior for another. Yes, including you
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Officially average Omaha will be the nation's test bed for new Taco Bell breakfast items
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Young people problems
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is there any good way to work the phrase 'I have a mental illness' into an online dating profile?"
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(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Crack is Whack...but smoking it next to police is just stupid
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Rest area that was once famous for co-ed hookers and drugs now known for its poisonous snakes. I love you, Florida
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(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Apparently, paying an 11 year old girl $100 to kick you in the balls is a felony in New Hampshire. Who knew?
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
KY pastor wants the ID of teens who keep breaking into his church, making pizza and taunting the security cameras. In other news, well apparently there isn't a whole lot of other news in Dry Ridge, KY
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(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
"A 44-year-old man visited a hospital with stomach pains and blood in his urine only to discover he is really a woman and menstruating." So how's your day going?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
18 year old costumed good Samaritan who calls himself "the Red Shadow" stresses he isn't a crimefighter or superhero. " I'm just a dork in a costume trying to do the right thing"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Miss Idaho sparks social media campaign after wearing insulin pump on bikini, reminding people there's another type of Diabetes than the one caused by multiple trips to Golden Corral
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New law says employers must provide "roly-poly" employees with reinforced office chairs, priority parking (link currently has some not safe for work photos promoting other stories)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pouty husband sends his wife a spreadsheet detailing her failures in bed. It's a tough cell, but there's no accounting for taste. He just wants her to excel, not dropdown the mood. Maybe they should just sit down and have a chart. I mean, a chat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this owl exchange
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pinky may be 28-years-old but she's still perky as a kitten when Caturday rolls around
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(Fark)
 
 
 
3rd Annual Orange County Fark Party, July 19th, 7pm
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption Mister Loud Mouth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks opens its first store in Colombia. Coffee bean farmers can now pay $5 for a cup of coffee made with the beans they were paid five cents a day to pick
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Forgotten advice from Leonardo da Vinci offers instruction how to write one of the most useless, ignored items that accompanies job applications and resumes: the cover letter
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(io9)
 
 
 
This just in: Kids from religious backgrounds have a hard time differentiating between reality and fiction
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Starbucks finally puts the lid on those mega free drink concoctions
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Police were called to the Wal-Mart when loss prevention saw a suspicious man lunge to the ground, take out his flip phone, and lunge underneath a woman wearing a skirt. He then continued following her and taking upskirt photos"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man asks a friend to shoot him to test out a new bullet proof vest. It ends pretty much like you'd expect
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How do you make an IPA even worse? Add sheep dung
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(Fark)
 
 
 
End of week: check. Pants off: check. Phone is off the hook to avoid pesky clients: check. Fark Weird News Quiz:
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Attention students of Franklin College: Please stop painting the iconic Ben Franklin statue to look like he's a Colts fan, Superman, or wearing women's underwear
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mixing alcohol and energy drinks only increases the desire to drink, says a new study sponsored by Red Bull and Smirnoff
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"- also, if you're a Las Vegas club promoter, don't reply "no 'Whales or Hippos' allowed" to a bachelorette party planner
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
If you look into your rearview mirror, and you see a Range Rover with four guys waving machetes above their heads, do not pull over to see what they want
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russian TV reporter quits over crash coverage. "I couldn't do it any more, We're lying every single day. Every single day we're lying & finding sexier ways to do it"
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois man gets stiff prison sentence in Texas fake Viagra case
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
New Toyota minivan lets parents easily threaten to turn the car around using built-in microphone
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(io9)
 
 
 
Pull up your fainting couch, apparently the U.S. Supreme Court is not comprised of scientists, as is evident in these hilarious useless comments as they've handed down tech decisions over the years
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nosy guy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oh, look, suddenly Putin wants a ceasefire in Eastern Ukraine
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler's Bubble Boy becomes slightly less rubbish. But only if you like metaphysics. And it's still not funny
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know the passengers on that Malaysian airliner were already dead, right? And had been attacked by vampires?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
For Sale: One mountain in the English countryside. Comes with the title "Lord of the Manor of Threlkeld." $3 million or BO, all sales final, definitely not haunted
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gawker reporter's assignment: figure out if TGI Friday's unlimited appetizers deal really is unlimited by eating mozzarella sticks for fourteen hours straight
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Gaza peace negotiations marred by bad faith. Also, rockets, bomb strikes, mortars, etc
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Eye movements reveal differences between love and lust, explaining why all the women in Subby's life just roll their eyes at him
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guess what happened when Rhode Island accidentally legalized prostitution (and kept street walking and pimping illegal). Go on, guess
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
The only person alive who isn't pissed at Putin today is Putin
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lantern collection
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Small plane pilot makes emergency landing on a New York highway -- 8 days after making an emergency landing on the very same New York highway
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(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Father catches a man molesting his son and his mugshot looks exactly like you'd expect
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(Al Jazeera)
 
Video
 
Science Fiction: "Service guarantees citizenship." Real Life: "Thanks for getting shot at for us, now GTFO"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Hello, room service? Six pounds of pot, please"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We've got pills for birth control, incontinence, hair growth, and acne, so why not a pill to stimulate creativity? Though some would argue we already have a pill for creativity, but only in cigarette form
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Not news: Man leads police on 80mph chase on two flat tires. News: Hits a pole, some decorative landscaping and pilings. Fark: The man was still drunk four hours after the crash
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The results from the five boroughs have been tabulated, and the most popular dog name in NYC is not "stop the barking"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
FedEx indicted for shipping drugs for online pharmacies, says it can't be responsible for what's in its packages, even when filled with VAGR@ or OXXEE or CI@L$ being delivered to empty lots or vacant homes
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Lexicographer finds the 31 most adorable terms for sexual intercourse from the last 600 years. Apparently, a little bawdy mystery goes a long way
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Ash blamed for 25 car pileup in Washington State. Groovy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The Down and Dirty of Vagina Smuggling"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
There's bad luck, there's absolutely shiatty luck, and then there's losing multiple family members on flights MH370 AND MH17
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A-Team apprehended in England
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife told me we never had kids because she was barren from cancer. As she lay dying, she told me she'd taken birth control for twenty years and had two abortions. I swear this isn't fake"
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(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
Sad news about the passing of a fellow TFer, Deacon Blue
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(Wired)
 
 
 
New digital currency is based on your reputation. We're all rich, because nobody has ever, EVER so much as fibbed once on the interwebs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ukraine: Separatists didn't take anti-aircraft equipment from OUR military *cough cough* *hint hint*
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Man eats pizza every day for 25 years and lives to tell about it. "Why would I eat a carrot when I could eat a pizza?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a comprehensive list of hundreds of Bigfoot sightings in North America. Did I say Sightings? I meant Shootings
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
News: Temps in Britain to top 89°F during heatwave. Fark: Leading to warnings that HUNDREDS could die
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida fisherman catches sting ray giving birth to twins. Catch and release becomes catch and deliver (w/video)
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"We at the Denver district attorney's office would like to report that we have arrested man for 2,400 pounds. Wait, what's that? Sorry, correction, 2,300 pounds of marijuana in a local warehouse"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good news: the black box from the shot down flight has been found. Fark: by the rebels, who promptly sent it to Moscow for a thorough independent investigation
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17: What we know so far"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ukraine releases the rebels' "Greatest Hits" album
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this office break-pod
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Aerosol cheese. New Hotness: Aerosol cake
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Shanghai residents overwhelmingly support controversial trend of public square dancing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police in England try to show they are not homophobic by: A) Going to gay bars, B) Sponsoring gay pride parade, or C) Buying a rainbow colored patrol car
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Fired CEO is so well-liked by his employees that they threaten to strike or even quit unless he is reinstated. That's not how class warfare is supposed to work
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Having solved all the states other problems, Oregon decides to go after the makers of 5-Hour Energy because of their deceptive advertising
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California city ready to fine residents for having brown lawns during one of the worst droughts in the state's history
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Wisconsin police chief charged with misdemeanor for signing up a local Tea Party leader for online porn, gay dating websites, and Obamacare
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Pro-Russian Ukrainian Separatist leader boasts about shooting down cargo plane moments after the crash of MH17, quickly learns that it's easier to kill 295 civilians than it is to delete a tweet
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Oh. My. GOD. That's my church being used in a porn film. Holy PEW"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Q: Are we not men? A: We are suffering from cerebellar hypoplasia
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You smokers are really killing yourselves... and not just from lung cancer
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
In one remote African village, the men have convinced the women that it is their sacred rite to paint the exterior walls of their homes
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Cops tasked with inspecting strip club do so quickly, responsibly, and professionally. Just kidding, they show up all the time and make the strippers pose for pictures
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
How do you steal $120,000 from a credit union? It helps when the safe is on wheels
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Steal a school bus once, shame on you. Steal a school bus twice, welcome to Florida
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In this month's issue of Al-Q: How to blow up the US Open. Also, 10 ways to please your 72 Virgins and the latest hijab fashions
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Not to alarm you, but the home that you live in may have high cholesterol
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
What every girl wants: A 3000 square foot, three story 'she-cave'
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
How to know if you're a bad driver? When the courts ban you from being behind the wheel until 2090
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Online petition to move "world's saddest polar bear" to Winnipeg. Apparently, petitioners have never been to Winnipeg
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prank 'eyewitness' on air on MSNBC says MH shot down 'by a blast of wind by Howard Stern's ass.' Unbelievably, TV host presses on, asks another question
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Whoever said crime doesn't pay has never met this NYC shoplifter
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man pointing at... well, we don't actually know what the hell it is
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The USGS releases map of the most hazardous earthquake zones in the US; sucks to be you, *entire* West Coast, Mississippi and Ohio Rivers confluence states, and....South Carolina?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What's worse for your restaurant: a bad review by a local blogger, or making international news for suing your dissatisfied customers?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
So what are the odds a gambling boat would run aground off the South Carolina coast?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What do you grow for fresh ingredients at home? Do you have a local U-PICK farm to get the freshest produce? And fess up, how much of what you pick actually makes it home to be put into a dish?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Great white shark choked by sea lion." This is not a euphemism
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(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Fearful that Berkeley is hogging all the crazy in California, Shasta County Board of Supervisors vote--unanimously--to investigate chemtrails
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(io9)
 
 
 
Do scientists ever feel guilty about their experiments? What if their experiments are supposed to make children feel guilty?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Israel enters Gaza strip to get to hidden tunnel network, no word on if Brazzers co-sponsored
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Freudian Naval aircraft
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's a video of disabled dogs in canine wheelchairs able to play fetch with their owners again, and if that doesn't make you click, you're a flinty-hearted asshole
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Robbers chase man in bikini and high heels down the street. Police putting out a drag net for the thieves
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Poor schools can't win at standardized testing because the answers come from textbooks they don't have, but as soon as we close all the bad schools, this problem is sure to disappear
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
With all of the state's other problems solved, Oregon police officers are compiling a massive list of people who should eat a bowl of dicks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If your class's assigned color during school spirit week is white, you're racist and so is your mom
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You can now follow in the footsteps of Jesus Christ
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Humans already use way, way more than 10% of their brain. Note: This offer not valid in Fark politics tab
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bank robbers: We're going to use these hostages as human shields. Police: Challenge accepted
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to know if any of your ancestors committed WWII war crimes? Now you can as UN opens secret archive on WWII massacres, murders, torture to public
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're just talking to friends on your front lawn, when out of nowhere a car lands on you?
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(Kottke)
 
 
 
Inspiring story of a man who, after being diagnosed with terminal cancer, fought through the disease and became a hero in France on his racing bicycle. It's not THAT guy, it's another one
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Sagging pants now punishable by jail time
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
You mean it's NOT ok to take pictures in your exam room windows from my new video cam equipped drone? Who knew (with "who me" mug shot goodness)
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
For sale: Fortress-like home in NH owned by infamous family. Difficulty: may contain land mines, booby traps
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Someone finally invented a good reason to visit Philadelphia: Pop-up beer gardens
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Mosquito borne viral disease that leaves its victims wracked with crippling joint pain for weeks is heading to the US. So yeah, we are pretty much boned
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Leprechauns turn to the U.S. Navy to protect their pot of gold
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Is crowdfunding making us more generous, or is it just a way for us to throw a couple dollars at something so we feel good about ourselves?
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Things not to do after you get arrested include ordering pizza as a prank to the police station under the name of your arresting officer
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Man gets drunk, poses as TSA agent, pats down women at airport. Apparently this is a crime if you do it pro bono
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Police see cheerleader walking home with friends eating ice cream after 10 PM, so they protect and serve the hell out of her
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(Metro)
 
 
 
She's HEEEEERE. Poltergeist under bed turns out to be woman on a meth rampage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We got one heavily armed recreational vehicle
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police searching for purple man who broke into restaurant (with pic)
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(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Teens break into car without noticing the undercover detective sitting inside it. Oops
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Weird Al's awkward Fox Business interview further proves he's the hero we need right now
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Woman pleads not guilty in $20 million Saudi sheik extortion plot, will be charged with attempting a high stakes sheik down
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
When giving a bear hug to a 14-month-old child, make sure it doesn't turn into a python hug
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, I never meant to hurt anybody," says lady who mailed ricin laced letters to the POTUS and others
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The three most disgusting words you will read all day: Gummy Bear Bratwurst
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Typhoon Rammasun is headed to China as it kills at least ten in the Philippines, predicts that Romney will win the 2012 presidential election by 7 points
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
When you spend $135,000 at a strip club, you are either doing something very, very right or something very, very wrong
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Really, you let your husband die with his socks on while having sex with you so you could have a child? At your mother's house while you were there for your grandmother's funeral? Really?
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(Phuket Gazette)
 
 
 
The best photo of "Happy Chinese tourists" pointing a finger at an apprehended "unemployed bag snatcher" that you will see today...or ever
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
On the bright side, Malaysian Air knows where this one is
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The dolphins have declared war, and this time it's on porpoise
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well that didn't work: cease fire broken after two hours
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(Monroe News)
 
 
 
Sovereign citizen points out that his name should not be in all capital letters on legal documents, his name is a dead entity, and he is not bound by the laws of the state. It went about how you'd expect
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hot male model thinks his face tattoos of just random words inked all over his skull "will take him to the next level of modelling"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man informs County Commission of little known Florida law that allows him to shoot each of them if they sell his home. Promptly learns of revised statute about threatening public servants
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(The Register)
 
 
 
USB charger is prime suspect in death of Australian woman
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
What happens if you don't pay your garbage bill? You get a refund...on your lawn
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Cute teenage couple go on boating trip to Bahamas, catch a fish, fry it up and eat it. Bad fish. Bad trip
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
If you leave out the legally inedible parts, haggis is edible
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this space station ... er, moon
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Finally a garden tool designed for a woman. And it's not a hoe
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state finally comes in #1 on a list that doesn't have the words meth, cocaine, drugs, DUI, DWI, public nudity, Disney psychosis, cradle robbing, sugar baby or daddy, bestiality or incest
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hot? Check. Redheads? Check. Twins into kinky sex? Double check. Arrested for prostitution at La Quinta Inn & Suites adjacent to the Crabtree Valley Mall? Well, this is Fark (Not safe for work)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If Richard Branson's massive wealth, luxurious golden locks, or devil-may-care grin can't persuade you to give up meat, nothing will
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Toothless man bites roommate for not cleaning his ear
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"He just looked at me, we made eye contact, and then he walked away, like it was nothing," she said. What is she talking about making eye contact with? A) A rabid dog, B) A giant green alien, or C) A naked man who broke into her home
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Milkybar: Now with more PENIS
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kabul airport in Afghanistan under attack from gunmen, who have seized two buildings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from sandbar near offshore nudist swingers beach after her husband dumped her in the ocean from a jet ski after she claimed to see him blowing some dude at the nudist swingers beach.... Man, that was a mouthful
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 480: "Money Shots 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Niagara This Week)
 
 
 
Drunk driver tries to fool the cops by switching seats with his passenger; forgets that the passenger is also drunk
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"Have a beer, have a brat and polka. If you want to honor him, that would be the way to go"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ah, the funeral parlor: not just a place to drop off a loved one, but a place to find a new one
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Norwegian reindeer herds are being boosted by climate change. Scientists made the discovery after local residents began complaining about a marked increase IN ALL THAT DAMN JINGLING
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Real flamer protests gay marriage inequality. Bring marshmallows
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For California death row inmates we have good news and bad news. The good news is that the death penalty in California has been found unconstitutional. The bad news is it's because they aren't executing you quick enough
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Israel accepts humanitarian ceasefire with Hamas in Gaza after blowing up four innocent Palestinian children ... for a few hours
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Fire department bills dead man for his own body removal. Family says he'll probably just stiff them
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man breaks into Kennedy compound with hopes of seeing JFK and Katy Perry. He ends up spending an hour discussing politics with Ted Kennedy while sharing some tortellini
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(Global Air)
 
 
 
Believe everything you read on the internet? You have Pierre Salinger Syndrome
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police investigation finds bodies at funeral home
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Police will not confirm reports that a man was shot while having sex in a car, but a naked guy with a gunshot wound did wander into a restaurant
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Problem: Diner complains about cockroach in his salad. Solution: Waitress eats it
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cruise ship extra
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(Explore)
 
 
 
Once again it's time for brown bears vs salmon. LGT live cam action from Alaska's Brooks Falls in Katmai National Park
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
My baby wants a polymer resin duck-billed Edmontosaurus, my baby gets a polymer resin duck-billed Edmontosaurus
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
VIDEO: Pastor accused of sex assault released from jail, immediately assaults female reporter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scottish farmer has spent £5,000 on CCTV to protect his new flock of sheep, plans to make his money back by selling the camera feed to lonely farmers
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A few corrections to the story of the mom who locked her kids in the car while getting her hair done. 1) She didn't get her hair done. 2) Kids were locked in by accident. 3) She went to get help. 4) Within 5 mins she had someone break her window
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
KKK doesn't discriminate when giving out candy. "If we did that we'd pretty much be racist"
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate spends time with his son by smoking synthetic marijuana from a potato bong while undressed in a hot car
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Lowes can get kinda dusty after work
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Which is America's favorite religion? You Atheists aren't going to like the answer
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(Short List)
 
 
 
KILL IT WITH FIRE is sound advice. Unless you're in your own house
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Re-education camps for smokers are the next obvious step
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Last month, while you slept, Rupert Murdoch almost bought Time Warner
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
British police wonder what a nice 76-year-old man would be doing with 40 prohibited weapons in his house, especially the missile
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two charged with historical child sex abuse. Man, if there's a bad way to get into the history books, that has to be it
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: 1-year-old catches something at daycare. Fark: Herpes
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Hi, just dropping off my daughter. Everything you might need is here in the day-care bag - diapers, cream, changes of clothes, formula, loaded handgun, etc. Call me if you need anything else"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what else goes on these fingernails
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Voodoo priest's necklace seized at airport. Customs officials reported no problems afterward, other than bleeding from their anuses
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nigerian President accuses #BringBackOurGirls of psychological terrorism, proving that the hashtag campaign has at least accomplished something
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bergdahl hires attorney. Thanks, Obama. Wait, scratch that. Bergdahl hires attorney, thanks Obama
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pave paradise, put up a Chick-fil-A
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Parents of baby girl born without a nose tell others not to give up on children with rare conditions, claiming a life is a life and a rose by any other name smells as... well, maybe not that, but you know
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
If you're playing in the park and you hear a low roar of engines coming, take cover. There is a new gang in Detroit, and the police are powerless to stop them
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
When you get busted for laying completely naked on a park bench masturbating, try not to look so creepy in your mugshot
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Fort Worth TX greenlights distillery on old golf country club grounds amid complaints from neighbors that the area will become overrun with noisy, obnoxious drunk assholes who hang around for hours
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man robs Gamestop, absconds with a gaming console and tens of dollars
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Judge rules lottery winner must share winnings with psychic, in case which appears to be about medium level bullshiat
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(ITV)
 
 
 
17 travel photos you wish you'd taken yourself. Given the lack of watermarking on the examples, you soon will
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Who do we blame for the immigration crisis? Ourselves, for making Central America a violent drug fueled post-apocalyptic setting
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mental help facility underestimates the power of the dark side in a schizophrenic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
He was known as 'The Lion of Fallujah'. His dog was named 'Valhalla'. He was a Marine, Special Forces, and a CIA operative. Even Chesty Puller would have shaken this man's hand
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Teens steal go-karts from amusement park, turn downtown Toronto into a midnight race track
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(Brewbound)
 
 
 
Brewbound announces the release of Stone Brewery's w00tstout 2.0. "Starting today, it is available in 22-ounce bottles and kegs at select retailers, restaurants and bars in Southern California, as well as Curtis' home state of Kentucky"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
How to become a cable news pundit, using items you probably already have around your home now
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
2 Moscow subway workers detained in deadly crash as they tessellated the cheese incorrectly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby ducks complicit in killing of 81-year-old woman at nursing home. Don't let their fuzzy little faces fool you - they're heartless killers (pics)
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Reason 3,978,230,214 that cats are plotting to conquer the world: facial-recognition technology to prevent your cat from overeating
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The government bans one E-cig flavor, and 200 more pop up in its place. No word when Mint Anchovy Cheddar, Kimchi, Roquefort Anise, or Hobo Crotch will be out, but TFA includes Nutty Squirrel, so nothing's out of the realm of possibility
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
New business venture finally asks the question, "Would you trust your mechanic to cut your hair?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dutch responsible for Bosnian massacre of Serbs in 1995
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"I made my husband try a sexbot"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Here are Rolling Stone's five most dangerous guns in America. I'm betting they list Kurt Cobain's shotgun as #1, because they always have to have Nirvana at the top of their lists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amoeba found guilty of murdering young girl, to spend life in single cell
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hot-dog lover
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Would you drink a craft beer made with seaweed?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The world's most deadliest animal is the: A) Great white shark B) Polar bear C) Bengal tiger D) Mosquito
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ But the bear came back the very next day. Yes, the bear came back. They thought he was goner. But the bear came back. He just wouldn't stay away. ♪ ♫
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(Nine MSN)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "I mortgaged my house to lengthen my penis"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Strong El Nino seen unlikely by Australia as Pacific cools, begins to consider dating around
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Stolen giant burger returned to its rightful owners. Bob's Big Boy reportedly sorry for taking something that didn't belong to him
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Subette's ex-husband is finally getting the international attention he deserves
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Aye, tis fierce close, like a wet dog
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
...then I took a crossbow bolt to the laptop
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Scorched hole opens up in Russian gas field. Authorities are looking into it
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
So, Cappuccino Lay's potato chips are now a thing
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Most. Profitable. Vacation. Ever
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just the Coast Guard looking for a 55 gallon drum with the word "RADIOACTIVE" printed on the side
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japan: That earthquake, tidal wave, and nuclear disaster were terrible, but at least Mt. Fuji isn't erupting. Newspaper: Earthquake has raised pressure below Mt. Fuji, volcano is in a 'critical state'. Japan: $#%@
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
If the police come to your apartment to investigate a fireworks complaint, don't brag about fooling them to just any guy. He'll tell the police it was you. But you can refuse to open the door when they come back. They'll just mail you the citation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunken Australians hailed as heroes for extinguishing fire in apartment building: "One guy was pissed as shiat, but I'll give him his credit - he got all the fire extinguishers"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Guy robs bank to pay for girlfriend's engagement ring. Hopes to propose in 7 to 10
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Serial pooper could be back for round number 2
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I'm a shaaaaaaaark. Suck my diiiiiiiiiick. You can't find meeeeeeeee. I'm a shaaaaaaaaaark
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Report says Crisco died of heart disease.....in other news, Johnny Walker died of cirrhosis of the liver
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
This is a bag of cannabis? Are you sure, officer? I think it's a bag of legal high 'cause it's too weak to be cannabis
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Tue July 15, 2014
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
News: 9-year-old and 4-year-old steal car, go on joyride. Fark: For the second time in a month
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(Newser)
 
 
 
"It says here you got a 911 call from Mr. I.P. Freeley, officer?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not news, it's the Conspiracy News Network
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(Time)
 
 
 
Pilot dropping 3,000 ping pong balls redeemable for prizes misses assembled crowd and instead hits a nearby interstate, thereby qualifying for a paddlin'
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(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Anyone here know CPR? Just me, eh? Well then let's do this
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Don't ask the police for help when you lock yourself out of your stolen car
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Well who wouldn't want to buy a solid gold Godzilla for $1.5m?
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
No matter how drunk and obnoxious your buddy is, if he falls off a cliff you have a legal obligation to call authorities for help
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
That giant sucking sound you hear is Texas water going south. They took our dihydrogen monoxide
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this feathery fashion frock
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Smoking in cars with children in them to be banned in Wales. Smoking in cars after creating one is still OK. For now
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(Newser)
 
 
 
This is what happens when men get pregnant
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UN agrees to help Haiti fight cholera epidemic on condition it lets everything else there continue to fester
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Purple monkey dishwasher knife fight
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If the lead voice on the "R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas" track on the infamous 'Christmas in the Stars' album sounds familiar to you that's because it's Jon Bon Jovi
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists working on device that fits over your plate, measures the calories of your meal, and then orders you to STEP AWAY FROM THE TABLE, FATTY
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Refinery denies responsibility for chemical spill, claims government is at fault for not telling them it was wrong to shoot holes in waste containment pools
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Giant Austrian sausage stolen. Or maybe just hidden?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man goes on quest to find 12 hidden treasures from a 1982 treasure hunt book, of which only two have ever been found, and he's open to some help along the way
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan woman pulls out shotgun during family dispute to "make a point," accidentally makes the point on her face
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK spy agency leak reveals hacks with codenames like Angry Pirate and Swamp Donkey. Get out of my porn stash, jeez
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Estranged husband of murdered DMV clerk says wife received death threats from customers, narrowing the suspect list down to just about everyone
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man arrested for drunk driving explains to police that he is only wearing one sock because he used the other to wipe his ass after going to the bathroom just down the road there
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember the record-breaking $54 Starbucks free drink concoction? Well, a new customer just burned that record
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these unfazed adventurers
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It wasn't really all that long ago when you could find Nazis hanging out in a submarine just south of the mouth of the Mississippi River
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study shows 30% of men have faked an orgasm. Why partners didn't notice the sound of someone spitting on their backs is a mystery
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Mass Christian college to Obama Administration: We want an exemption from your proposed law so we can discriminate against hiring gays and lesbians. New England Association of School and College: So, about that accreditation of yours
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A very lonely guy finds a way to make his shower orgasm every time he sneezes
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Childhood fear validated: 78 year old woman stuck in quicksand for 14 hours
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How good are you at saying sorry after doing something that was your fault? Canadians not allowed to participate as the frostbacks will apologize for even taking the survey
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
George W. Bush undergoes surgery to partially replace his left knee. Surgeons said the operation was a success, though why they were wearing flight suits and standing in front of a huge "Mission Accomplished" banner is anyone's guess
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "Detroit Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Connecticut man arrested for passive-aggressive watermelon carving
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston school bus drivers rally for right to assault management
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
It's a dick move to stand in a parking spot to claim it. It's more of a dick move to run over someone standing in a parking spot claiming it
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
TSA's Instagram feed continues to be the best way to amuse yourself by checking what other people think is OK to bring aboard an airplane.The Jesse James switchblade gun is a nice touch
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(AFP)
 
 
 
WHO says HIV infections are rising among gay men. I don't know. THIRD BASE. Though they probably shouldn't go that far with all these HIV infections popping up everywhere
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Founder of the annual "Deadly Awards" found dead
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You choose: female bishops OR DEATH. Ran out of cake, didn't expect such a rush
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Guy goes to a club wearing so much aftershave that he blows up like an Iraqi oil well when he gets too close to open flame, and someone else is going to jail
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Aphrodisiac apples, all four Jesuses recaptured, and Brazilians waxed: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/6 - 7/12
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Starting July 21, Kentucky drivers licenses will no longer be accepted as valid identification at federal buildings. Bring your passport or stay home
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Je crois que non, certainement pas, absolument pas, non et non, non non non non non
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police impressed by guy who robbed a Miami bank, then drove his getaway car to Bellingham, Washington in 50 hours. Presumably he had a full tank of gas, a half-pack of cigarettes, it was dark, and he was wearing sunglasses
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New research from Institute of Least Surprising Findings Imaginable finds men are more likely to brag about their talents - and lie about their shortcomings - than women
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Retired Methodist minister sets himself on fire in Texas to bring about the end of racism, homophobia. No word if he was successful
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
20 strange uses for bidets. For all you Yanks, that's the sink-like thing next to the toilet that most of the civilized world uses to clean their bums
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scottish mayor steps down after a month on the job, a period in which he and his girlfriend managed to get banned from all 36 pubs in his town (pics)
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(Battle for the Net)
 
 
 
Last day to submit comment on the FCC's Pay to Play Internet proposal. Click here to support net neutrality. Plus bonus John Oliver explains why this matters
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The FBI tracked down an 86-year-old man because he took a picture of the famous painting of Ho Chi Minh in Dorchester, MA
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Zoo animals, including gorillas, are now routinely dosed with Haldol, Valium, Klonopin, Zoloft, Paxil, Xanax, Buspar, Prozac, Ativan, Versed, Mellaril, and beta-blockers to make them less wild animal-y
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