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Sun July 13, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
I need 'decorations' for my bare cubicle walls. Post your funny, work appropriate stuff so I can quit being the only one in my area with nothing in my cube. (I work in IT)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"If print media dies, what will happen to the crossword puzzle?" asks columnist who has never heard of digital crosswords
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Finish this unfinished oil painting
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Contrary to popular belief, smoking heroin in the bathroom of a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant does not make the Chuck E. Cheese experience any less terrifying
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
After more than a year of being free from Ariel Castro's house of horrors, Michelle Knight has finally figured out how to live by herself. She also doesn't want to be a celebrity because money brings fake friends out of the woodwork
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Your etiquette guide to summer vacation-house sex. Biggest takeaway: if you are the noisiest, then you must make pancakes in the morning
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you've failed your written driver's test 110 times, perhaps a license isn't in your future
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: You have a 1 in 50 chance of being molested by a priest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Plane diverted to Midway Airport. Fark: Plane diverted to Midway Island Airport
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Raelians are determined to take the swastika back from the Nazis, and if that requires them to fly a banner over a crowded beach, so be it
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teenage boy kept wondering why people kept telling him to stop standing up on top of the double-decker bus. And then it hit him
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
County forced to tell two dozen employees that the raises they all got were a clerical error
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I...I can't even.... I'm just going to say that if you can get through this page without tearing up a little, then you are a monster who should be banished from the face of the Earth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Isolated lodge on an island in the Rockies asks $6.5 million. Mentally insert yourself there, and take a few moments to soak it all up
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Begun, the Armadillo Invasion has
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this hand is drawing
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No, really, SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Revealed: the Taliban's most closely guarded secret. Their shopping list
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you attend a Christian university and decide to marry your lesbian partner, you best believe you will be expelled from school lickety split
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again to look at The Chicago Shooting Tracker, which shows that out of the twenty-five people shot in Chicago over the weekend, only three died. Better average than on a normal weekend
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(The State)
 
 
 
Admit it. Swiping these two things and making a run for it would have been a perfect caper on a hot summer day. When you were about 13
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Nineteen year-old woman who survived the Boston Marathon bombing was kicked out of TJ Maxx because she wouldn't comply with a new company policy saying all service dogs had to be put in a shopping cart
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, we've survived another Super Moon. Tell us your stories. Mercury's retrograde just recently finished, too -- were there any noticeable, lingering effects?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like eleventy thousand kids atend unproducktive schools
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear Gaza, the bombing begins tonight. Anyone wishing not to die better clear out of town. Sincerely, Israel
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"In every princess, there's a little slut who wants to try it just once" slogan on camper vans is upsetting some princesses
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Target security spots repeat shoplifter on video -- is the security guard fired for A) chasing down the thief and tackling him, B) grabbing the man's arm, or C) reporting it to the police? Hint: thief happens to be a cop
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Tillamook: Who moved our cheese vans?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not News: Yale grad takes a hike. News: It was 9,000 miles long. FARK: He did not speak for that entire time
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If your contract coroner's van had a body fall out the back recently, the Bucks County authorities would like a word with you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here are 23 things you're only pretending to like. Just admit it, you'll feel better
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
NSA Whistleblower: Metadata shmetadata, they're storing the entire content of 80% of the world's phone calls
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these drying spacesuits
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This is it, the sky is falling: Seattle's City Attorney apologizes for bringing weed to the office
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man hurts his back, and medicine makes him temporarily delusional, so he stops taking it. Just to be on the safe side, authorities lock him away, totally sane, in the funny farm for 20 years
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Moviegoers have to jump off a high ledge to escape a fire. It was like something straight out of a novel
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(Alaska Dispatch)
 
 
 
Red king crabs are normally red, not deep periwinkle blue
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
GTA x3
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
See pictures of the most uniquely beautiful places in the world, otherwise known as the Sci-Fi film producers' list of shot locations
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can't get by on a million dollars a year? Rich people problems
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
LeBron returning to Cleveland is likely to fark up the 2016 GOP Convention
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
A 59-year-old man is charged with 7 counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon after doing what? A) Firing shots at the DMV, B) Throwing diapers at the neighbors, or C) Throwing cayenne pepper at several customers at a grocery store
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia dad claims abandoned African region of Bir Tawil, establishes absolute monarchy, just to make his 7 year old daughter an actual Princess
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Police in Allentown blame web site for surge in prostitution, but the restlessness was handed down
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Sat July 12, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR convinced a stress psychologist to do an AMA on Reddit. Here are the results
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
CNN interviewed a pirate about Google exec's death at the hands of a prostitute. Surely the return of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is nigh
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Today's camel accident comes to you from (a) the sands of the Sahara, (b) somewhere on the Arabian peninsula, or (c) the westbound Pike near Otis, Massachusetts
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Forget about the economy, crime, or global warming. Florida officials are worried about: Air Potatoes
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over and we can stop lighting candles, praying for and looking for Penelope the pregnant tarantula whose missing posters have been seen in Brooklyn, because the whole thing has been revealed as a prank
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Ruin a Norman Rockwell painting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seattle marijuana shop has to close its doors because: A) it's raided by the cops, B) it doesn't comply with federal regulations, or C) they've run out of product
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chicago gets the weekend started with a bang by seeing 21 people shot on Friday night
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rain cancels the taste of Chicago, sparing thousands from having to try and stomach Chicago-style casserole and hot dogs that don't even have ketchup on them
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
News: Police break up party serving alcohol to over 50 people without a permit. Fark: at a retirement home
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Two great tastes that taste great together. Heroin and Peanut Butter
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Authorities shoot and kill interloper that broke through airport perimeter security and accessed the runway, threatening the planes. Was presumably looking for picnic baskets
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
There's this thing for your feet called "shoes"
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(Time)
 
 
 
"Dear Tracy Morgan, we are really, really, really, REALLY sorry one of our trucks killed your friend and almost killed you. Please be gentle." Signed - Walmart, soon to be known as Tracymart
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this slimey silhouette
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Panda Express is now selling orange chicken burritos, finally bridging two cuisines that have no business meeting: terrible Chinese fast food and terrible Mexican fast food
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The capital of nude has slowly gone prude
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Caption this tuna tipping. Difficulty: no WGNaBB
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"What If The World Cup Were Awarded For Saving Trees And Drinking Soda?", or, what a slow news day looks like on NPR
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(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Killed by a booby trap cable across the path in my County? That's YOUR problem, dude. Tag is for Sheriff
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Country songwriter alert: Man's dog dies. Fark: But not before giving him pneumonic plague, the deadliest kind there is. Try to work "pneumonic" into the lyrics, ok?
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Santa Ana man reels in the catch of a lifetime, says he was fishing just for the halibut
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
THAT'S NO MOON... oh wait, yes it is
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now that summer is here, let's fire up the barbecue and grill some watermelon and bananas
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Don't worry if your refrigerator breaks down because you can preserve your milk by putting live frogs in it
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you really care about the environment you should only drink coffee out of disposable cups made out of cork
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Are you ready for another breathless royal baby watch? Rumors to the left, "OMG Who the hell cares" pics to the right
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What do George Clooney and the average Farker have in common?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Prince Charles responds to rumors he's thinking of putting his trusty steed out to pasture
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're too lazy to cook your own damn meal, don't feel bad: Eating out at a restaurant is one of the best ways to show the world that the American economy is improving
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ride out of control
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"This is not madness... this is BEAUTY"
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Doorman enlists Jangles and Tiger to do battle with the building's rat problem because that's what cats do. And yet, some tenants have a problem with this Caturday feast of rodents
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(The Gaily Grind)
 
 
 
Radio host would like you all to know that homofascist Nazi super gay male soldiers are coming to kill American Christians. Not sure if fabulous
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you are pooping on the top of trains as they pass by, the Massachusetts police would like you to stop
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sleepwalker has advice for those sleepwalkers who open windows and fall 50 feet: Stay asleep, it could save your life
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(Grist)
 
 
 
Leading the fight against fracking are cowboys, hunters, and hippies oh my
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Amelia Earhart finishes flight around the world. Well, better late than never, I suppose
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
I said, WOMAN KICKED OUT OF BRAD PAISLEY CONCERT FOR BREASTFEEDING BABY (w/video)
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
If you take your car airborne 100 times and there is a 1% chance each time of a fatal wreck, what are the odds your cell will have a south facing window?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I have had it with these motherfarking crocodiles on this motherfarking plane
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to live in a HUGE mansion for next to nothing in rent? If so, you may want to consider becoming a "human prop"
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Phillips, Happy belated 98th birthday and thanks for being our tenant for 50 years. Please vacate the property in 30 days. Best wishes, The Management
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(National Review)
 
 
 
In a surprise move that no one could have possibly predicted, small businesses in Seattle are cutting work hours and services in response to the new $15/hr minimum wage law
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mentally ill man celebrated getting his gun back from police the only way he knows how
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(MyFox Atlanta)
 
 
 
Athens, Ga. police on the lookout for OCD burglar. "It was very odd that someone would break in and clean the kitchen"
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(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
Villagers take action to ward off pesky crows. Solution may also help ward off The Joker, Lex Luthor and Italian footballer Giorgio Chiellini
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tourist leaves a few tips for Disney employees after getting on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin is sure to arouse the masses by banning one of Russia's most coveted creative outlets: profanity
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Signs you're definitely too drunk
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lone explorer
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
If you're pregnant and in Tennessee, you now officially have no rights over your own body
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fukushima 2 - Electric Boogaloo
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(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Old news: Trendy hipster chicks putting crown of flowers in their hair. New yuck: Trendy hipster dudes putting crown of flowers in their beards
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Sometimes, your guardian angel appears in a halo of holy light. Other times, he breaks into your home wearing a purple robe and woman's bathing suit and watches you sleep
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Are you arresting me for possession with intent to sell?" BINGO
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's worse than a tarantula that's loose in your neighborhood? A pregnant tarantula that's loose in your neighborhood
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass lemur attacks ugly-ass baby. Bonus mmmyyyyy prrrreessssccciiioouusss pic
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(Newser)
 
 
 
News: Guy steals $460,000. Fark: In quarters. Farked up: And he only has to pay back half of it
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
American tourist endears herself to residents of Scottish village by calling out full marine rescue response to nine-year-old shipwreck sitting in village's harbor
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police find $50 million in cocaine hidden in shipment of bananas. Why that's just ... if only there were a handy allegory involving some sort of tropical fruit to illustrate the absurdity of this situation
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
"Usually the first symptom of swimmer's itch is when you get out of the water and start to itch"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Weird News Quiz. It's got electrolytes, which plants crave
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Slave gets his right hand chopped off with an axe as punishment for trying to escape. No, this isn't a repeat from the 1840s but happening right now in the world's largest democracy
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enthusiasm
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For your inner ten-year-old: A map of vaguely rude place names of the world
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Florida man caught feeding Florida bear in Florida neighborhood where Florida woman was mauled by a Florida bear. Of course, Florida
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Unregistered sex offender names his illegal towing business "Whoops Towing" and promptly tows an undercover state police car
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, there's an Internet War going on right now between Washington, D.C. bikers and drivers. What have learned from this war? Mainly that they're all douchebags
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(ITV)
 
 
 
'Spiciest burger in UK" puts two daring reporters in hospital when they try to eat one. "I was in so much pain I was telling people I was dying," reports one
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Want to get laid? Try this new vagina lipstick or these other stupid Internet beauty products (possibly not safe for work images in article)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taliban: So, ISIS, we need to talk about this whole "Caliphate" thing. I mean sure we're down with placing the whole world under the rule of the Holy Prophet's word and all, it's just...well.. we really didn't see YOU guys being in charge
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway, what do you call the spot you park on top of a homeless person?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So many people are being attacked in cases of "river rage" while punting along the canals of one British city that stab vests are now becoming mandatory for boaters (pics)
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
A man who failed in his attempt to set a Guinness world record for the "Fastest Time to Jump Through 10 Panes of Tempered Glass," is now attempting to break the record for the fastest time to file a lawsuit against truTV
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Belgian World Cup fan A) Lands in jail for public drunkenness B) Holds up racially charged sign causing international outrage C) Beats Brazil by 4 goals D) Lands modeling gig
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Cloud that looks like giant penis forms over highway. "My reaction was that it must be God - that couldn't happen by accident" (pics)
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Things to do to keep your heart healthy: ☑ Eat salmon for Omega-3 fatty acids, ☑ Add almonds and walnuts to your diet, ☑ 30 minutes of light-to-moderate exercise a day, ☐ Drink less alcohol (dammit)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I'll see your 'GOD' spelled out by seeds inside a sliced eggplant and raise with 'GOD' appearing in post-chemo hair curls
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
New study finds that bicycling doesn't cause male infertility, as long as you remember to make sure the seat is securely attached
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman can't decide whether she should take her baby suffering from pink eye shopping with her in Publix on a hot day or just leave the baby in the car where its cries won't disturb her or the shoppers. Guess what decision won out
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How colostomy bags became sexy. *sigh* Not this shiat again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BC First Nations: "We want our land back". Canadian Government: "Okay" BC First Nations: "Um, okay then. Get the hell off our land and take your crap with you"
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
There is a company that makes baby food that is trying to trademark the word 'just'
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You probably knew that Nikola Tesla was a little eccentric but did you know he only ate milk, honey, bread and vegetable juices and enjoyed nursing injured pigeons back to health?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Oh, and watch out for this pig that has been scaring our children when in the woods today"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Singing "99 Bottles of Beer" will get you an $100 fine in Winnipeg
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Remember how there are supposed to be plenty of jobs for STEM majors? Yeah, well about that
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
North Korea goes to the UN to complain about Seth Rogen. Strongly worded letters all around
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
If you're drunk in Atlanta and climb onto a gate at an indoor rodeo, the biggest thing you need to worry about is the drunken mob who comes to rescue you
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What is it with this state and idiots shining laser pointers at police helicopters?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri man successfully demonstrates capabilities of copperhead snake to his son and daughter
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge rules Florida unconstitutional
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cranberry creation
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal somebody's rifle, don't hide it in the back seat of your car without telling your wife because .... wait, a second. What do the tattoos over his eyebrows say?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
San Fran-Farking-Cisco, it's party time. Friday, July 11, 7pm til whenever, at the legendary Lefty O'Doul's. Details in thread
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Cheetah and dog celebrate first birthday at Dallas Zoo and... you already clicked the link for spotted cat and labrador cuteness
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
20 misconceptions about sex: Subby is shocked to learn that his 10.5 inch long EEE wide penis doesn't correlate to his shoe size
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(Star 101.3)
 
 
 
San Francisco residents eager to shake their batons at Castro district's cocked and loaded cop
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption sad-face Rick Perry at Obama's Texas visit
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Remember that family that took a sick baby on a sailboat voyage and had to be rescued by Coast Guard when baby's health took a downturn? They're back in the news, armed with a lawyer and suing the cell phone provider
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(Slate)
 
 
 
America's military is so desperate for able-bodied men that it has begun mailing Selective Service notices to men born in '93. As in 1893
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Body identified by dental records. New hotness: Body identified by breast implant serial number records
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Man with pipe accused of damaging local post office, says he plans to continue his reign of terror until his bowl and his fiddlers three are returned to him
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(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
It's a small world, after all
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
TSA: Sure, we missed a loaded gun and a knife on London bound flights, but we found 400 pairs of nail clippers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Taiwanese is blind after doing what? A) Doing flaming eye-shots. B) Spraying cleaning solvent in her eyes on a Facebook dare. Or C) Not removing her contact lenses for 6 months causing a microscopic bug to eat her eyeballs
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to start your own blitzkreig, here's your chance
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oh hell no
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding mum kicked out of public swimming pool because she might taint the water with her breast milk
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Thu July 10, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists discover new threat from global warming: kidney stones
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Police abandon plans to photograph teen's medically induced erection in Virginia sexting case, admit they pulled a boner
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Chilean government: "Get Agent Mulder down here right away"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How to write 225 words per minute with a pen. Stay tuned for follow-up article on how to achieve maximum horsepower through buggy whip application
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Using a series of almost indecipherable pictographs, Ikea tells a guy they have a no-weapons policy and he'll have to leave his gun outside. Oh, did we mention the guy was a local chief of police and he was in uniform?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"WARNING: Inhaler may become flying projectile if dropped into fire and may become lodged between your liver and diaphragm. You may feel a burning sensation and need to seek medical attention." Yes, it happened and yes, they want a warning label
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Lake Mead (that bunch of water behind the Hoover Dam) to fall to historic low, after back-to-back driest years in a century
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Before Disney Cruise Lines, there was the jaw-dropping "S.S. Disney," possibly the most incredible floating theme park humanity has ever envisioned
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If do right, horse no can defense
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this walking carpet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This guy made a fully automatic fireworks gun -- and it's awesome
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Argument in Tombstone leads to fatal shooting. This is not a repeat from 1881
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
As the Makers of the "Yo" app like to point out the word "Yo" can have a myriad of meanings depending on the context. For example, if you receive a "Yo" in Israel, it means "Run like hell, there are bombs headed your way"
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Woman stops to take photo of a sweet little deer hanging out in front of a liquor store and fails to notice its scabby little head and the cute green foam frothing from its mouth
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Climate change brings more foreign words to America, as Haboob makes way for Jökulhlaup; the sudden release of water from a melting glacier which floods your town
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Naked couple caught having sex on a busy sidewalk under a cross outside an Oklahoma City church. (with hmm, I guess there really is someone for everyone mugshots)
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(io9)
 
 
 
This just in: People think their dogs are a lot smarter than they really are
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman on heroin makes pit stop to do naked yoga in middle of road, or as it's known in Florida, Wednesday
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Berkeley to give free weed to the poor, because if anyone needs to get high, it's the poor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yet more evidence for global warming as the midwest will see record lows next week due to "poor man's polar vortex"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French police foil plot to blow up the Eiffel Tower. Unfortunately, they weren't in time to stop filming of the G.I. Joe movie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS, who may not be real clear on the concept of "not biting off more than you can chew" have started offensive operations against the Kurds. You know - the guys who fought Turkey and Saddam simultaneously for 3 decades and won
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, city of Houston sues elderly, disabled couple for having too many garage sales
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Douche who sucker-punched a dog walker and put him in the hospital in Midtown Manhattan caught in Jersey after chase (w/pic of said douche)
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's the first thing you think of as a favorite food from growing up? Special treats or meals that you look back fondly on... it's nostalgia time. Show us your happy food memories
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(Time)
 
 
 
Doctors say that Justin Beiber could save lives, presumably as an experimental animal
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Officials say Yellowstone Park will not erupt anytime soon, but tourists should try to avoid the sections of road which are currently melting
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Interested in a ventriloquism show? No? What if I told you that the ventriloquist was a former stripper? Still no? What about the part where she has sex with the dummy?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So, does anybody have plans for the July 12 Los Angeles earthquake?
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop Pothole Barbie and friends
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(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
Retiree without school-aged children doesn't want to pay school taxes. I have a job and don't want to pay Social Security taxes
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Silly phishing scammers, Virginia EZPass isn't advanced enough for online billing
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Airplane crashes into American Paint & Body Collision Center in Titusville. Does anyone have Alanis Morissette on speed-dial?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here we have the dirtiest people in the state of Michigan
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(London 24)
 
 
 
'Community experiment' which planned to drop a piano off a 26-storey apartment block stopped at the last minute by scared locals who called it 'utterly stupid'
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Good news: Jesse Jackson says he can put an end to the violence in Chicago, and it's only going to cost $2 billion
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(Chicago Tribune Images)
 
 
 
Caption Pres. Obama horsing around
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(The Week)
 
 
 
China thinks that IF it even came down to it, ya know not that they think it ever would or anything, but IF it did, they're pretty sure they can take the US in a fight
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with the chaos and destruction in Iraq and Syria, Israel decides to light Palestine on fire for good measure
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Emo cat seeks to replace Grumpy Cat for all your kitten-based memes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your food probably contains delicious, tasty wood pulp
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doctors are universally refusing to see Obamacare patients, which explains why two-thirds of the newly insured say they could get an appointment within two weeks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What are history's worst typos? And just what did The Count from Sesame Street do to make that newspaper copy writer so angry?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox's "Doctor" Keith Ablow says legalized same-sex marriage rights will lead to 'three humans and a dog' marriage, and perhaps even worse, another movie starring Ted Danson, Tom Selleck, and Steve Gutenberg
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hello, this is dog, I'm allergic just being a dog
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mass murderer, Neckbeard the Hutt, apprehended on his way to kill, and evidently eat, more relatives
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five annoying ways the internet fools you into clicking crap. By Cracked
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Gambling approved for US flights. Two hour delay pays 2-1, missed connection pays 20-1 and 40-1 for a two hour tarmac delay. Lost luggage side bets also pay 20-1 and 40-1. Still no payouts for crying babies and seat kickers
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Everybody mocked you when you put money on a scoreline for Germany vs. Brazil that the bookies didn't even have on the chart, but who's laughing now?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher suspended for teaching students how to twerk and receiving a lap dance from a student. At least she cared enough to provide them with marketable skills that would help them in the future
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New York lawmakers to look at regulating costumed characters in Times Square, because for some reason, not everyone wants to be molested by a six-foot tall Elmo. Weirdos
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to run from the store after shoplifting it's probably best to know the exact location of the surrounding drainage ponds
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Convenience store clerk fends off robber by throwing cases of beer at her. Police say the beer is doing fine, though it was a bit shaken
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Geckos may use electricity to stick to walls, help lower your car insurance rate
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "My baby is choking." "Wait, our baby is choking?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Germany expels CIA station chief after NSA spying. Also finds out he was rooting for Argentina in World Cup final
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's official: naked young woman who fled police on foot was 'Tripping Balls,' according to police report. With blurry dashcam goodness
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(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
Florida DOT sign explains how babby is formed
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption this intimate conversation
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man adds "identity theft" to the long list of bad decisions in his life, a list that includes having a Bentley tattoo on his forehead
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Dear Kendall Jones, we at Facebook have reviewed the page 'Kill Kendall Jones' and found it doesn't violate our community standards. Maybe you shouldn't boast about indiscriminately killing animals"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fat woman wears bikini, world doesn't end. Some bystanders did report a brief eclipse, though
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
We are very sorry but the files that document CIA's involvement in rendition flights were unfortunately eaten by the dog
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach brawl
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Pet wallaby breaks loose in Alabama. Authorities find it in the company of a cow and a turtle, headed toward some place called "O-Town"
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
When a mortar shell has "THIS END UP" printed on one end, make sure that end is on top when placing it in the tube, lighting the fuse and holding it over your head
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Silent Spring 2: Neonicotinoid Boogaloo
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Crack investigative minds on the Myrtle Beach, SC police force figure out that woman set to appear in court on fraud and identity theft charges did NOT actually conveniently get swept out to sea and drown two days before her trial
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why you should never, ever touch that hospital elevator button
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(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Security guard gets fired from job due to news footage of him being the first person to buy legal recreational marijuana in the State of Washington. That's some fine bud there Lou
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
STOP THE PRESSES: Hostess is bringing back the CHOCODILE--NATIONWIDE
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
How to give a giant blue whale a bath
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 479: "Into the Woods". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 09, 2014
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
If you donated human skulls to the Goodwill in Bellevue, Washington, please call the medical examiner. You won't get in any trouble. Promise
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: After stealing an iPhone, don't post selfies to the victim's iCloud
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nine people you should date before you're 30. After that, take what you can get
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Delaware dad busted for powdering his baby's tush after cops notice that the powder was inside sixteen small zip-lock bags
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Another unintended consequence of the Iraq insurgency: The country has run out of cemetery space for all the dead
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Some of the children crossing into the U.S. illegally brought gifts with them. Gifts like scabies, measles, chicken pox, TB, chiclets
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Here's a bunch of history's unfairly overlooked scientists not named Nikola Tesla
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Your mom says you have to move out of her house. Do you C) trash the place and kill her cat
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Remember the fire that almost burned down Stone Brewing along with a good chunk of San Diego's north county? Yeah, some dumbass kid started it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia cops want to give a 17-year-old boy an erection so they can take pictures of it
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hopping otter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian politician: "Someone broke in my house and stole $800." Police: "Uh... We caught the thief and he had like a quarter million in cash and gold on him"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Navy railgun fires projectiles at Mach 7.5 with range of 1500 miles. I'll be in my bunk
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The US will hit Peak Aircraft Carrier in 2024
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Just like there are pet dogs and service dogs, so too are there pet rocks and service rocks, at least according to the Canadian military
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"The Little Engine That Could" is one of the earliest archetypes of the Feminist Hero
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Wisconsin beer sales fall, wine sales increase. Basically, Wisconsin is still drinking
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Congress: You guys at the VA need to add brain cancer, lung cancer, and migraines to the list of things you cover for Gulf War illness. VA: Fark You and if you ask again we'll put you on a secret waiting list
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
There really is a town in Alaska where you can see Russia, but thanks to budget cuts, you can no longer fly back to the US
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
School children terrified by giant egg. No, that's not some strange British euphemism
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Terrorists in Iraq have chemical weapons, according to--wait, no, come back, I'm serious this time
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Photoshop this distraught Brazil fan
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Why the six women were in the same toilet cubicle is currently unclear, police say"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's nothing wrong with going to the beach, finding a comfy spot, smoking a little dope, and staring off at the ocean all afternoon. Unless you're a lifeguard
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Folsom Woman gave a man a shot and watched him die
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Blimey, it was a good idea for us to steal this minibus so we could drive home instead of walking." "Right, jolly good idea, what's that in the back?" "Oh, bloody hell"
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(New York Sun)
 
 
 
1) Write byzantine sex-assault regulations for colleges 2) Accept high-dollar job helping colleges evade byzantine sex-assault regulations 3) Profit 4) Repeat
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New research shows that apples can boost a woman's sex drive, help men gettin' cider
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man dead for over 200 years gets American citizenship. First stop will be Chicago to register to vote
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(Time)
 
 
 
North Korea continues its unabashed war against the sea
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Harrier jump jet auction starts July 26. Starting bid is 7,000,000 Pepsi Points
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Jersey Joke: Still funny after all these years. In fact, it's literally older than the state itself
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
African policeman uses years of training and natural instinct to shoot a wild and aggressive animal that broke into his home. The tortoise was later burned to ash by a local Christian group
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Road crew misspells sign pointing to local college, presumably to encourage people to get enough of an education to avoid being on the road crew
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Here's something you don't hear every day: "The crack foil is hurting the inside of my vagina"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Just because Washington has legalized marijuana, don't start getting any wise ideas Alaska
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists are dropping explosives all over Mount St. Helens on purpose. What could possibly go right?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Nothing says "that old time religion" like the pastor applying pliers to your nipples in Bible study class
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(CNN)
 
 
 
World's tallest water slide to open in Kansas City, Kansas. Finally a reason to visit Kansas
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Hypersexuality in women is supposedly a problem and science is blaming porn
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail plans to give George Clooney a chance to set the record straight regarding their completely fabricated story
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
This is gonna shock you so you better sit down for it: US teens are pretty crappy at money management
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
This week's episode of "I forgot my baby in the hot car" is brought to you by Ridgefield, CT. No word yet on the parent's browser history
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Supreme Court suspends lawyer who claims she has illegal microchips implanted in her brain. Now we know who's behind it
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hey thieves: If you're going to steal people's air conditioners for scrap metal, could you at least wait until October?
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
Sure, Ahmad Chalabi gave us false intelligence to justify the Iraq invasion, but now he's the perfect guy to save Iraq. Trust us, we were the Iraq War's head cheerleaders
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rabbit eaten after burrowing into cheetah reserve. Its final words were reportedly something about how it should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
"Seven beagles leave lab for outdoors and family" Lab said to be inconsolable. Last seen sleeping with the cat
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Crafting is good for your mental health, which helps explains why the crazy cat lady in your neighborhood who always wears all those macrame earmuffs and scarves at the same time is the picture of sanity
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Leave it to Greenpeace to make LEGO feel guilty about its relationship with Shell
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tuesday's blowout World Cup win for Germany sets new record for the most tweets during a sporting event, most of them the German version of "hahahahahahahaha"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"If it's not Scottish, it's crap" Oh, wait
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A man visiting his son at Cook County Jail was trapped inside a maximum security visiting area for 31 hours
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Wayne's Heirs sue Duke University over trademark rights to the term "Duke", sucking
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Linguist says mocking accents should be a crime. Zis eez why we cannot have zee nice things, no?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The superhero that Fark ends up with
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before Americans embrace 'Chirps,' a healthy snack food made out of crickets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peppa Pig is likely to become a billion dollar toy brand and is surprisingly not a recipe
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
'When should you take off Google Glass, rather than just turn it off?' and other etiquette questions for the digital age
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Guess what happened to the author of "How to Survive the Running of the Bulls"?
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Not News: Plane grounded by storm. News: Pilot buys pizza for all the passengers and crew. Fark: It was Domino's
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The superhero that Fark deserves
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(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
It Was the Running of the Bull in Florida
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
These days you can't even have somebody take a picture of you snorkeling without a parrotfish photobombing it
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Oh dear, it looks like Superman has fallen on hard times and is also a little confused
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(io9)
 
 
 
In 1933, two doctors got together and decided to stack weights on one of their genitals. NTTAWWT
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Remember that West Virginia chemical spill that poisoned the drinking water for 300,000 people? OSHA fined the offending company $11,000, which in WV terms is about half the cost of a used double-wide with some meth lab explosion damage
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Woman develops what I can only assume is a bold new strategy to avoid conflict with her husband, her parole officer, or both
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives your friend cerebral palsy, make $50,000
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(Blackpool Gazette)
 
 
 
To you, it might just be spontaneous art unleashed in a spontaneous moment of late-night creativity, but to the cops watching you paint an ATM white at 2 a.m., it's always gonna be graffiti
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scotland now leads the world in cocaine use, edging out the US and Spain for top spot, as Scots increasingly turn to cocaine to help deal with the pain of being Scottish
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Newlywed groom tries to murder his new bride. It wouldn't be the Florida tag without the couple in question being 79 and 73
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
An eleven year-old girl scored a perfect on the FCAT
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
After Kickstarter campaign falls short, young couple sells home and moves in with her folks... to open craft brewery
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Tue July 08, 2014
(WYTV Youngstown)
 
 
 
Father threatens to behead daughter with sword after disagreement over what TV show to watch. Subby never got all the hype for Game of Thrones
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
North Carolina eleven year-old gets into an argument with his grandfather at their mobile home, then gets a loaded shotgun and puts an end to the discussion
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(Estately)
 
 
 
Study finds if you're at end of a dirt road drinking beer in your pickup truck to forget a recent divorce you likely live in Oklahoma or Texas
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Remington settles lawsuit, may recall millions of rifles sold with decades-old "random bullet dispensing" feature
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Masseur charged with rubbing a woman the wrong way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Confessions of a Fed-Up Bartender: 15 Things I Hate About You." How it should read: "I Hate My Job But Here Are 15 Reasons Why Its Your Fault and Not Mine"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Made for Fark headline: "Woman who could flip her butt implants speaks out against botched plastic surgery," with horrifying butt implant flipping video (maybe not safe for work, possibly fatal to the squeamish)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
That moment when you realize that serial killer's torture-murder house on the TV looks awfully familiar
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(Slate)
 
 
 
One key question that doctors should ask all women, that would get you slapped in a bar
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Today's "restaurant employee finds the word 'GOD' spelled out by seeds inside a sliced eggplant" story brought to you by Baton Rouge, Louisiana
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this miniature face
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Great. Now we've got porn-sniffing dogs to worry about
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Caption this mascot discussion
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This dog has more balls than any of you Farkers will ever have
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nineteen times this article's moronic author wrongly decided there is such a thing as too much bacon
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Film Institute imposes diversity criteria on filmmakers. All films must now be about gay black men in wheelchairs
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Memphis Police? Error 404. Not found
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Student found trying to smuggle €20000 in her knickers for Syrian rebels. Knickers. Giggity
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
iPhone slips out of farmer's pocket in Oklahoma, gets loaded onto a ship in Lousiana, arrives in Japan, is returned to Oklahoma after eight-month journey. Ta-da
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Deep fried soup. Surprisingly, not a midwest fair food
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not news: Man enters family's home and recites scripture. News: At 2 a.m. by breaking down their front door. Fark: He's naked and tripping balls
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're wearing dark clothing while in a wheelchair without any reflectors and you're at a part of the street where there's only one street light and no marked crosswalk, you might want to wait until daylight to cross
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Usually composite sketches are pretty encompassing to many people's features. This guy is screwed
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Diaper thief's crime described as "like a Woody Allen film." So, shiatty and once you've seen one you've seen them all, basically
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Darwin visits South Dakota hot dog eating contest
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Smallpox virus discovered in a storage closet in Maryland
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Newest museum in China is entirely devoted to the history and culture of those roast ducks you see hanging in every butchers' window in Chinatown
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Independent survey of news channels' truthfulness finds that about 60 percent of the statements on Fox News come straight from Bullshiat Mountain
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Leader of Best Korea unveils new, more efficient, and juche-based style that looks to ignorant imperialist Westerners like a limp. All loyal party members expected to report to Ministry of Silly Walks to learn new walk immediately
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Police kill cop-hating cow that tap danced on their car after fleeing from a Wal-Mart parking lot
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when you're doing your jihadist thing over in Syria and your parents rat you out on your return to Britain?
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
I text when I drive, I know it's dangerous but I do stupid things when I'm drunk. FARK: With 10 kids in the day care van
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
More than 200 people enter contest to write new Swiss national anthem after existing one criticized as being "too solemn" and mocked as "the Swiss weather report" because of its mentions of the Alps, morning skies and misty valleys
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shapely house damage
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Man who killed his whole family at 14 has trouble finding love due to women learning he killed his whole family at 14
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remains of a long-lost temple "dedicated to a supreme god" have been uncovered in Iraq. Archaeologists on the team that discovered the edifice say that, with any luck, they'll have awakened some unspeakable ancient evil by fall
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Meet Andy Sidaris, the man who invented the the practice of panning a sporting event's audience with his camera and zooming in on all the hot babes. AKA, the "honey shot"
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(GMA Network)
 
 
 
US label's China's claim to the entire south China sea a "problematic" which is Diplomat-speak for "yeah, no, we're still gonna sail the 6th Fleet through it anytime we want and you ain't gonna do nothing about it but whistle"
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
The Voyager 1 spacecraft which was, then wasn't, then was, then wasn't, is now definitely in interstellar space. Probably
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Team building exercises gone bad: dropping people in the trust fall, going berserk during paintball, handing out psychedelic mushrooms...wait, what? Story to the left, your stories to the right
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Neighbor launch some fireworks that landed on your roof? Simply impersonate the Illinois Secretary of State and force them into retaking their driver's license tests. It's easier than you think
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two drone pilots learn the hard way that NYPD helicopters can outsmart their drones when confronted in the air
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(AP)
 
 
 
Not only are America's nuclear weapons reliant on 8" floppies, security patrols still fly Huey helicopters built before subby was born
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