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Sun June 29, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When hiking in the Arizona desert in daylight hours during one of the hottest days of the year, don't wear a speciality waistband designed to deplete water from your body
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman falls from Subway and evades three oncoming trains by lying between the tracks, only needs three more to fill her punchcard and get one for free
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Marine who deserted in 2004 while in Iraq, then reappeared in Beirut, disappearing again before Camp Lejeune court martial, has reappeared in undisclosed Middle East location, and now back in custody. Can't wait until Fox News learns about this guy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yanno you really need to maintain a strict separation between the devices you and your spouse use for your own fun, and those you use to disciplining your kids or prosecutors are gonna take a really dim view of your parenting
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
When in the military, sailors, soldiers, Marines often get tattoos. Just don't get your tattoo over your recent smallpox vaccine site
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fashion flap
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Girlfriend of a 20 year-old man who was shot and killed outside a hospital doesn't understand graffiti and nuisance laws on private property, gets upset that a memorial to him was taken down
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's sweet when you're dating a girl and you want to bring her to where you work so she can meet your work friends. Unless you're a Green Beret working in Afghanistan
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Attorney who received "Austin Under 40" award wins FBI's "Girls Under 18" award
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Nothing says All-American Bar crawl like stripping naked in a pizza place, stealing a car, running from the police, driving the wrong way down a one way street, crashing into two parked cars and getting tazed while still naked
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Vendor exploits 'Gun Show Loophole' at Pennsylvania gun show
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
"When I get out of jail, I'm gonna put you in the hospital" probably not the smartest thing to tell an arresting officer. Bonus matching Mother/Daughter "At First I Was Like" mugshots
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you owned a brothel, tavern or a store in the dark ages, what would you name it?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
You may notice that your neighbor's 7-year-old is growing like a weed. That still doesn't give you an excuse to spray the kid in the face with plant killer
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Are we not men? Men whose only lot in life is to be bouncers? We are Manly men" (Not safe for work image above article)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"All of a sudden the kids say, 'There's someone on top of the car on the trunk,' and I'm like what?" Brenda Cruz said. "I said, "'Let me get my phone and started recording.'"
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mean fist pump
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Original film of The Grassy Knoll during JFK assassination on November 22, 1963 is missing. Second gunman still enjoying his 50-year headstart
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
You accidentally back through the garage door. Do you: a) decide not to drive today, b) call the insurance company, c) just keep going and wedge your car between two buildings
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man in Middle East crucified but found alive days later. No, not that guy
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida, where it's OK to buy fireworks to scare birds, but not to celebrate the nation's independence
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man tells deputies he has no idea how stolen goods ended up in his house because he was too drunk and high
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream...AAAUGGHH"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
All babies can be taught to swim and save themselves from drowning, so I think it's safe for us to leave them out here by the pool while we go inside and drink margaritas
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When ordered by their boss to get a psych evaluation, most employees won't try to burn his house down with him and his family in it. Most people
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Incredible new report on our future food supply
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Sonic gets serious about competing with McDonald's and Burger King
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
School district defends their actions in disciplining a kindergartener for sexual misconduct for removing his pants, say they're just sad they couldn't have the child charged with molestation since he technically removed a 5-year-old's pants
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scary shadow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for posting "lewd" photos of the Washington Monument to Facebook. Not safe for work if you work in a church in the 1800s. Subby thinks she looks like fun
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Want to have a dog but none of the responsibilities associated with it? This apartment in the DC area comes with a communal dog
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(Google.org)
 
 
 
5.2 Earthquake in southeast Arizona. Nevar forget
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
So long, and thanks for the $1 billion worth of unwanted fish
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Prestigious private school provides morning-after pill to students. FARK: They run out of pills after one weekend
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Five minutes that prove we're living through the greatest time in human history
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Detroit Basement Boy abused by father
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Detroit Basement Boy not abused by father
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
After other fast food restaurants turned it down, Taco Bell was the only bidder at a public auction of city-owned property in front of the town's sewer plant. Mayor says it's the perfect fit
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music hosted by a farker
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Upset over summonses that you received? Calling 911 and threatening to blow up several police precincts probably won't help you get out of appearing in court
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
You can tell when you're at an Alabama beach by all the toilet plungers in the sand being used to keep people's beer cold
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Sat June 28, 2014
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Three arrested inside a Walmart after robbing $10,000 worth of electronics from a nearby Radio Shack. In other news, there's $10,000 worth of electronics at Radio Shack
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Run over by the beach patrol while sunbathing on the beach? That's $2.6 million in damage, pain and suffering
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Researchers using modern-day dating techniques conclude Henry VIII was pretty much incompatible with all women - in large part because he had a nasty habit of cutting them off
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I said I wanted fresh noodle Lo Men (Not safe for work)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
AZ residents at chemtrail hearing: 'We're being sprayed like we're bugs and it's really not okay'
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
"Basically he was accused of harassing people in a small boat by driving his large boat straight at them at a high rate of speed on purpose, then turning away at the very last minute, It really, really scared them"
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Selfies macht frei
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm a shark, TAKE MY PIC
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Alaska humpback whales may lose 'endangered' status as numbers grow. Japanese promise get them back in the top 10 as soon as possible
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
In a story full of fail, Portland Nanny leaves children in car to go into a tanning salon and prepare for her next shift on the pole. TFA is a heads up for those that would hire a nanny with fake tan, hair, nails and education
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these slanted strollers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
National Corvette Museum will keep the sinkhole that destroyed several cars. It's the first bottomless pit associated with Corvettes since gasoline went over $3 a gallon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angry over Hillary's fee to speak at UNLV, students argue they should be paid for her speech instead. "$225,000 is enough to award 225 students scholarships of $1,000", or 22,500 students a joint and large pepperoni pizza
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thirty-year-old hottie who piled on weight after being dumped by her boyfriend goes from flabby to super fit in 8 weeks, says she can't wait to show off her body to a new man (w/before and after pics)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Having been cleared of a rape allegation, Greg Kelly shoots for sexual harassment. Fark: On air
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Making a reference to Nickelback is now grounds for detainment and search in The War on Drugs™
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Remember how in the good old days if you wanted to get elected you just needed to shake hands and kiss babies? Now you have to portray yourself as the last line of defense between voters and a militaristic and out-of-control total surveillance state
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman who agreed to manage the gang banger whose mugshot went viral and exposed the depths of human stupidity is starting to receive death threats from rival gangs
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
A year ago: 19 Hotshot firefighters lose their lives fighting a major wildfire. Politicians took photo-ops. Investigations were conducted. Promises of change. Today: MEH
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you speak Quiche? The Justice Department wants you. Subby's fluent in Quesadilla and Hot Pockets; what do I get?
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Steelo
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last minute Philadelphia hootenanny (updated)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Bus passenger dies after altercation with off-duty bus driver. Witnesses say the off-duty bus driver threatened to send the passenger "to the moon," and perhaps even hit him "right in the kisser"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to Isla de la Munecas, a macabre 50-year collection of dolls enshrined to honor the spirit of a girl found floating in the canal. Locals say the dolls can be heard whispering to each other at night. With nightmare-inducing pics
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The only way the people of San Francisco will conserve water is if you remind them in a sexy, baritone voice
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Eleven things a sloth would say if he were your life coach
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Crackdown on qat in New York. Scrabble players said to be inconsolable
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy does just what any of us would do after getting fired and flees to a tropical island with Donnie Wahlberg so the paparazzi can photograph her on the beach wearing a smoking hot bikini
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meat eaters of the world, be ashamed, be very ashamed for you are the scrouge of the world when it comes to your carbon footprint
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britain introducing bedtimes for youthful offenders in correctional facilities, is considering mandatory storytime and forced tuck-ins as well
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Gavrilo Princep wanted to pull the trigger and kill Franz Ferdinand, but he never wanted to start a war, claims author who tries to glorify the man who inadvertently gave rise to Nazi Germany
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Undertaker jailed for pocketing charity money donated by mourners. He just hasn't been the same since Brock Lesnar broke the streak
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(MarketingLand)
 
 
 
"Google+'s referral traffic on its network was 10 times less than social bookmarking site Fark"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for people on the dole: When boasting about the new horse you just bought on Facebook, try not to say you bought it with your benefits money. Just sayin'
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If you're the asshat that dumped asbestos tainted with DDT, lead, and arsenic in the Deer Park wetlands on Long Island, the DA would like a word with you
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Beach town fire department is getting tired of people who keep turning their cars into crispy hulks because they don't know how to drive on the beach
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kill it, KILL it with fire gets woman arson charge after trying to light up a spider
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police sing their hearts out to the tune of OneRepublic's "Counting Stars" to coax teens out of gang activity. Pretty sure the teens aren't the ones committing a crime here. (vid)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Life of Pi II: The Revenge
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Quick heads up for Peeping Toms just getting started: When installing camera in women's locker room, make sure you're not recording yourself installing said camera in women's locker room
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK facing major sperm shortage. Yes, both smooth and crunchy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'Sexy Schoolgirl 5K' canceled. OH THE HUMANITY
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"First driving lesson didn't go well"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio doesn't get why people are wondering why his department used a taxpayer-funded helicopter to search for a lost dog when the chopper is always being launched to rescue people from mountains and lakes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Women being shown their vaginas for the first time find themselves moved. Men also know the feeling of it moving when seeing a woman's vagina for the first time
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's June. You're in Arizona. Why would you embark on a desert hike by yourself when the sun is up?
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this walking foliage
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(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
"It doesn't matter if they have two legs or four, they are all family." Sounds like it's time for Caturday
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Look ladies, if you want a blanket, a state trooper hat and a bottle of wine, there has got to be an easier way to do it than breaking in to Washington Gov. Jay Inslee's office. Fark: Through the second-floor window
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Guy Fieri's Cheesecake Challenge: Literally half a cheesecake that's been shrapnel-studded with pretzels and potato chips, and drizzled with hot fudge. That distant scream was from your cardiologist
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(Slate)
 
 
 
True brilliance in license plate design is now a lost art, A55 RGY notwithstanding
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Actual news, or Family Guy scene? Man in search of his lost cell phone wearing leopard print bikini top and black skirt assaults customers with a skillet plate and mugs at Denny's
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that religious couple who hand out bibles instead of candy on Halloween? Apparently the bible wasn't clear on if it's wrong to beat your children and keep them chained in a basement dungeon for years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby goats practice climbing on. A) Blocks. B) Ramps. C) Horse's back
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Hospitals soon to be hit by the most expensive drug shortage in history, as suppliers are unable to keep up with the demand for... saline? Really, nobody has a solution?
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Mountain Dew Doritos cupcakes
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
If your car's stuck in a ditch in someone's yard, it's okay to ask them for help....unless you just robbed their home. Then ask the neighbors, instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another day, another GM recall
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
People of the world who benefited from the sacrifices of this WW II D-day veterans courage, if you're close by, go to his funeral, please. Somebody?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Admiral Akbar says If a woman offers you a four-way with her and her two underage daughters, she's a Fed. Always, every time a Fed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Funding approved for Golden Gate Bridge suicide barrier after only 1,400 have already jumped to their deaths
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Police tell man trying to get arrested that he hasn't committed a crime and that they can't arrest... oh...oh...wait... ooooh, yep, that'll work
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
The sound you hear is the hordes of lawyers breaking their necks to represent Bowe Bergdahl in hundreds of defamation lawsuits
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smoke break
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
New arrival at the Carmine Sabatini wing of the Phoenix Zoo
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Mexican military helicopter crossed into Arizona and shot at U.S. Border Patrol agents. General Pershing to the white courtesy phone, please
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Some parents can't wait until their kids are old enough to mow the lawn. Others look forward to the day their young kids can help them steal supplies from a construction site
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(Future Structure)
 
 
 
Train finally approved to connect Los Angeles with LAX, though experts predict car-loving residents will initially be terrified by the unfamiliar, fast-moving machine
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man goes on driving rampage smashing into neighbors' cars, garages and porches. Picks up too many wanted stars
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark After Dark, June 27, 6pm, Frankfort KY
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper: Not a Vagina Expert
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania woman stands her ground against children with water guns
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(aids.gov)
 
 
 
It's national HIV testing day. Stay tuned to find out if your nation has HIV
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these players in action
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Honolulu zoo closes to save face
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
A man, a plan, a canal--criminal charges
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is the 100 year anniversary of the day a Serbian assassin murdered the heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne, igniting the worst war the world had ever known. In memory of that somber occasion, Serbia is putting up a statue. Of the assassin
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(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, our weekly check to see whether or not you were busy at work this week. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz. And we promise we won't tell your boss if you score well
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(Movoto)
 
 
 
In 1939, Maine passed legislation to make it illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder. Why would you do that in the first place was never addressed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Insurers are falling all over themselves to get in on Obamacare Year 2 as signups exceed expectations by 50%. Average rates will still go up 8%, however, because reasons
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Millions of people simultaneously say "oh fark" as they are reminded again that Pope Francis is a 77-year old man with only one functioning lung
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Antarctica is actually a rather a colorful place - considering all the algae, penguin poo and krill
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Tobacco industry spends huge amounts of money to cover up how unhealthy their product is. Wait, did I say tobacco industry? I meant the sugar industry
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Vatican realizes that people like sex, or their "coming to Jesus" moment
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If we can't warn everyone we won't warn anyone, says Environment Canada
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Open wide: 1,000 pages of "steamy" love letters between the US President and his mistress, an enemy sympathizer and possible spy trying to sway his opinion, to be released
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fastest-growing metro area in the US has no crime or kids. Difficulty: World's largest HOA
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elvis is alive and being hunted by police in Cornwall
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Duck, DUCK...GOOSE
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Ukraine finally signs trade deal with EU. Russia warns consequences will never be the same
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Violent criminal and known gang member whose mugshot went viral because of stupid people is now trying to find a publicist so he can become a model first and criminal second
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Website glitch selling Black Sabbath and Arcade Fire tickets for £2.50 each - AND they're HONOURING THEM
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Five year old pulls his pants down on a dare at school. School reacts by doing C) Forcing him to sign a sexual misconduct form without parents present, suspended him and put a note in his permanent record for "indecent exposure"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
On one hand, cooking with bourbon sounds like fun. On the other hand, it does seem a bit like a waste of good bourbon to put it in anything other than your mouth
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Usually you contest election results because you feel the votes wee counted wrong. Then there is this guy
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Police from four departments shut down the St. Thomas More Festival in Munster, IN, after a brawl breaks out . But what else do you expect when you have an event that caters to the notoriously rowdy fans of 16th Century English dynastic politics?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britain, first the rodents were the size of cats that were overrunning your country and you did nothing, now that they're the size of cows, what are you going to do?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Felon running for office hoping transparency about car-focused fetish arrests will rev up supporters this November
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
US agrees to maybe consider looking into signing a treaty banning land mines, but will reserve the right to continue using them if they feel like it
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
There is 3,500-year-old Egyptian obelisk hidden right out in the open in Central Park. And buried underneath it is a set of important symbols of the Freemasons. Somewhere Dan Brown is having an orgasm
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
You supposed to be A student. Not A/C student
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Cop found driving with a blood alcohol level three times the legal amount gets off because of a silly, innocent, mistake in the paperwork made by the arresting officer who accidentally filled in his own name instead of the suspect's
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man: "The police gave me the okay to jump into a dirty canal to rescue a dog." Police: "Ummmm, not exactly"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Customs agents discover accordion filled with meth. Looks like Weird Al is breaking bad
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(Crawley News)
 
 
 
It is pretty hard standing out from the crowd at a job interview. This guy managed it though - by taking his clothes off while singing It's Raining Men
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Amelia Earhart embarks on around-the-world flight. Not a repeat from 1937
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(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Teen faces weapons charges after threatening his grandmother with a juice box. Thankfully, she was smart enough to say "no" when asked if she wanted a Hawaiian Punch
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If the apartment you rent over a garage is only designed to hold six people, don't cram forty people inside for a religious celebration
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
In Iceland, you can call your daughter Hjörný or Hörn but you can't call her Harriet. It's illegal
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
No one gets their teen years right, so what advice would you give your 13-year-old self?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman found electrocuted to death by her headphones. Police recommend caution to anyone who may be listening to Metallica's second album
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his stunt
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger could become US Ambassador to Russia to discuss divorce issue with Putin, says Nikita Khrushchev's great-granddaughter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"So you want to be a chemistry teacher" instructor manual. Page 1, Step 1: Do NOT set your students on fire
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man who drinks his own urine diagnosed with kidney disease. Bear Grylls reported to be looking a bit worried
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Do you binge watch TV shows? Well, good news; you're twice as likely to die an early death as people who take their time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man gets his dying wish granted as he marries the love of his life in front of his family in what his brother described as a 'a heartbreaking fairytale' ten hours before losing his battle with cancer. Why doesn't anyone dust in here anymore?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Woman photoshopped by graphic artists from 19 different countries to look "beautiful"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"I am Calquan from the Planet Zoltron, sent here by my father to smash police cruisers"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Booze kills roughly three times as many people per year than guns. When will it be time to have a discussion about high capacity pint glasses and assault bourbons?
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
What do you get when you mix the sovereign citizen movement and veganism? Hint: It's not custody of your child
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Swiss zoo kills healthy bear cub, will stuff and display it to teach children that nature can be cruel and humans can be stupid
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fighter jet pilot loses front landing gear, lands vertically on a padded stool like a boss
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hey everybody, it's okay to start hunting wood storks again
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Identity thief who once spoke to the Senate about how to stop identity thieves is once again on trial for identity theft
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Brown spiders, paralysis ticks, taipans, death adders, great white sharks, box jellyfish...with so many painful ways to die in Australia, it's nice to see this guy mix it up and bite off a Hells Angel's nose
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Cannabis farms set on fire in Liverpool to highlight danger of cannabis farms catching fire
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
What's a day at the beach without cooking up a little meth while you're there?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man to live-in nanny: "We no longer require your services, so you can leave." Nanny: "No.....no......I stay"
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(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop who these feet belong to
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Of all the stories on Fark today, this is the only one that repeatedly quotes Curtis Boogeeman-Soul
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What do supermodels do when they are super-hungry? They shoplift pop-tarts
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How does the American Red Cross avoid public outrage over the misappropriation of $300 million in relief money for Hurricane Sandy? By claiming their expenses are a trade secret. Next question
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The official definition of a 'heavy drinker' will most likely shock you, make you wonder how Drew is still alive and Farking, make you go out for a drink to calm your nerves
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Eleven years, over one hundred thousand lives, and $1.7 trillion later, the Iraq War looks a lot more like Vietnam than most of us are willing to admit
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Evil boss fails to give woman schedule that would allow her avoid all traffic, gets sued
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airline CEO says the search for flight 370 could take decades. In related news, CNN announces its programming lineup for the next ten years
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Driver asks jogger for directions, steps out of car to display his own compass needle
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Toilet explodes at courthouse moments after woman uses it. Taco Bell named as co-defendant
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Have something cool to share during the summer for a refreshing treat? Drinks, frozen goodies, no-bake desserts, and more... help your fellow Farkers beat the heat
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Teachers will be protesting Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's meddling in their business. You know they're serious because they're doing it during summer vacation
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Report finds Jimmy Savile 'wore huge rings made from the glass eyes of dead bodies'
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(Backpacker)
 
 
 
Here's what aaaalmost getting killed by lightning in Yellowstone Park looks like
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bolivia decides to redefine "clockwise." Kids, clocks were something old people used to tell time before cell phones
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
News: Police chase man and tase him. Fark: In a canoe
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this future Cubs outfielder
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace informs the father of a missing boy that his son had been found in his basement on the air. His response is epically awkward (with video of what an epically awkward response might look like)
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Catholic church realizes that no one takes their teachings on sex seriously, despite priests being such positive role models
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
That terrible gagging sound you just heard was merely the 'Avengers' franchise jumping the shark after it was announced that Black Widow will ride an electric Harley in the sequel
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
He fled when he ran into a horse, of course
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When suing for compensation from a crippling car accident, please try to limit your 5k races. And 10k. And half marathons. And marathons
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Two men who tossed a winning lottery ticket take blaming someone else for your own stupidity to a whole new level
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Flip this House. New Hotness: Flip this Dog
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest use for a remote-controlled helicopter: Delivering drugs to a prison yard
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Male gaze harms women
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
$91,000 bottle of wine suspected of being a fake. The Irish book shop owner selling it should've been their first clue
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Elderly couple roll their car in the middle of street, totally make up for it with adorable photos
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Man robs Subway shop with pepper spray, says it's the freshest ingredient in the store
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(Newburyport News)
 
 
 
Paper covers squirrel
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(NK News)
 
 
 
Take THAT, you stupid ocean
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The good news is Delaware's beaches have the cleanest water of any in the country. The bad news is you have to be in Delaware to enjoy them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korean restaurants are opening up around Asia. I hear pebble and twig soup is amazing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is your passport powerful? Come see this infographic to see if you have more access to the world than...say a kid from Ghana
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
There is an epidemic of fast food workers beating mothers in front of their children. But thankfully, there are bystanders willing to video this offense instead of stop it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mind-blowing: archaeologists found fossilized Neanderthal faces in Spain... uh, wait ... that should be fossilized Neanderthal faeces. Still cool, though
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How high's the mercury, Momma?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Obamacare will "suck the life" out of the economy, claims another right-wing mouthpiece from Fox News, who apparently can't understand--wait, CNBC? Oh shiat
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Woman sues New York public transportation after being scared by 'Dexter' advertisement last year. Everyone knows the real crime is how disappointing season 8 was
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If Scotland get independence, what would the UK be called? The "Former UK" lobby may need to rethink that one
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So you got fired from the Chick-Fil-A you were working at, what do you do now? How about rob a KFC?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hospitals are now collecting detailed consumer data on their patients so they can tell you to put down that ice cream sundae, fatty. And, yes, the article explains hospitals are during this directly because of Obamacare
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Harvard study confuses 'ready' with 'financially capable'
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Number of Scots leaving their home country to make their living elsewhere hits 10-year low, indicating that the Scottish economy is improving or there just isn't anyone living in Scotland anymore because they've all left
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Nearly one in six students admit to having had sex while driving, and some say they have had it with a partner
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada rediscovering its love affair with butter tarts, which for you Americans, is like a combination of apple pie and deep-fried stuff on a stick at a state fair times a brazillion. "It's about as Canadian as you can get"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides that women who want abortions have already demonstrated they don't mind being groped, does away with protest buffer zones around clinics
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wearing high heels, using foreign words or smoking under the age of 40? Enjoy your stay at the gulag
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
George Takei reviews 20 random products on Amazon and it's fabulous
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(Accrington Observer)
 
 
 
Crime is so bad in parts of England that people are stealing things from burglars before the burglars are finished robbing houses
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're waiting for guests to arrive for your son's birthday party when a black bear falls through the skylight, lands on the living room floor, and starts licking the frosting off all the birthday cupcakes? Yeah, me too
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two men accused of stealing $150,000 in merchandize from a TJ Maxx. That's either a gross over-inflation of the merchandise value or they stole everything in the store. Twice
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nyyyyyyyyet
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man is attacked by a scorpion when he reached for a banana at Wal-Mart. In related news, Klaus Meine is working at Wal-Mart, and apparently he has banana-related anger management issues
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having blown pretty much everything else, Flight 370 officials are now looking at the autopilot. Otto is smiling
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
In Norway there is bridge built using the architectural plans of Da Vinci, which are so much better than the ones of Escher
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When one thinks of invasive species, one thinks of zebra mussels, kudzu... and of course the 60 hippos descended from Pablo Escobar's herd which roam the rivers of Colombia
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Are the US and Europe prepared for the onset of Ebola?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The thick, relentless fog in Chicago is either caused by the Polar Vortex or else a bunch of Dementors are f*cking
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
What's worse than being bitten by a recluse spider? Being bitten by a recluse spider in bed. What's worse than that? You don't know you were bitten until much later when you're in crippling pain. What's worse than that? Doctors misdiagnose the bite
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man arrested for masturbating twice on the same bus, says he's really just a modern day Rosa Parks and wants to overcome
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's in the mist
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work...Arizona issues drivers' permits with the wrong photos on them
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you drink coffee on the way to work, why not just brew coffee on the way to work?
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(BuzzPo)
 
 
 
Not News: Store posts no guns allowed sign. News: After manager was stabbed in an assault. Fark: The stabbing was stopped by a civilian with a CCW
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
If you are in the San Francisco bay area, grab a crowbar
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember the story about that father who "forgot" his beloved son in a hot SUV? Turns out he also forgot to delete the browser history after his online research on how long it would take an animal to die if it were trapped in a hot car
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, there is no Food and Drink Museum in America. That greenish-black bowl of god-knows-what slowly evolving into sentient life at the back of your fridge begs to differ
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
From the "it's always in the last place you look" files: Detroit boy missing for over a week found alive in parents' basement
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man who claimed he wasn't foolish enough to bring drugs to court proves he's exactly that
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 477: "It's So Fluffy". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Deputies in Panama City Beach are trying to determine why a 12-year-old boy stole a school bus and drove it to a Wal-Mart around 5 a.m. Tuesday"
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Wed June 25, 2014
(The Daily Progress)
 
 
 
How do the inhabitants of Virginia's conservative heartland cope with their daily existence? Heroin, mainly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Curiosity celebrates one year on Mars. Sure feels like longer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Everybody knows you can't spell 'Furby' without FU
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Judge who threatened to have deployed sailor arrested if he didn't show up for child custody case now claims she didn't know he was deployed, coincidentally after government reminded her about this little thing called federal law
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The good news: You're not going to jail. The bad news: Because you died
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US State Department funding bill amendment would rename DC street for prominent jailed Chinese dissident. Guess whose embassy is on that street?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The rest of the rainbow colored dominos have pretty much toppled
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel management brings down the hammer on 73-year-old employee who gave away free muffin to a needy person
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Dallas now has more gun stores than museums and libraries
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vivid surface reflection
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists have come up with yet another reason why children are obese which isn't 'they eat too much food'
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
EPA takes steps to address illegal dumping
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk out of your mind in your underwear in some random apartment is no way to go through life, officer...especially when the mayor just gave you an award a few hours ago
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this royal selfie
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
What do you do when 911 won't help after you lock yourself out of your car? Start a bakery fire, obviously
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
A probably totally sane man drags his leashed, dead raccoon down the street while screaming
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Robbers return $500,000 stolen from bank. Public still waiting for banks to return stolen anything
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these surf fishermen
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Not news: Man going behind bars for stealing AC units. News: Federal prison. Fark: Because he violated the Clean Air Act
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indulging in a self-created fantasy world of booze, pain pills and sex may be fine if you are a CEO in New York, but it is frowned down on if you are a Green Beret Major in Afghanistan
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(We Are Green Bay)
 
 
 
When you see those red and blue flashing lights in your rear view mirror, one usually has an adrenalin rush and pang of fear. In this case, you'd get additional charges for not pulling over fast enough due to laughter, out loud
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Police find missing 3 year old sleeping in his own basement after searching the neighborhood door to door search and only shooting one dog
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK scientists warn about an explosion of fleas this summer. Britons advised to take precautions like long pants and shirts to avoid bites, and keep windows closed at night to reduce the sound of frenetic bass slapping
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(Slate)
 
 
 
An app that lets you auction off the public parking spot you're currently occupying to the highest bidder who wants it? Yes, it appears that San Francisco does have a problem with that
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There is a thin line protecting all the World Cup fans in Brazil from dengue fever, and that line is made up of genetically modified mosquitoes
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Got any spare change? I need to pay this $200 panhandling fine
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(KOAM TV Joplin)
 
 
 
Gun show organizers at a loss to explain how a Howitzer shell hit a house three miles away in a different direction from where it was fired
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dominatrix on trial for scrubbing a man's face with a toilet brush and forcing him to wear women's underwear. Personally, I call that "Saturday Night"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nigerian singer offers her virginity to Boko Haram to return kidnapped schoolgirls. Of course she has also offered her virginity in exchange for a jet, so take it for what it's worth
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(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Vandal cuts power to Tucson residents. Nobody notices for 4 years
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I'm stuck in my chair. I'm so very scared. Help
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
They often call me Speedo, but my real name is Mr. Vandiver
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Six bears housed at closed game farm forced to suffer the humiliation of being rescued by Styx and REO Speedwagon
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(SC Now)
 
 
 
"Yes ma'am, we've just taken all the clothes off the mayor. He's naked." Police chief fired for being a lesbian reinstated after a referendum that passed 328-147
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
In "blind squirrel finds a nut" news, the Supreme Court decides 9-0 that cell phones are "effects" and you kinda need a warrant before searching them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Problem: Nags Head, N.C. government environmental study predicts that their region will be 39 inches underwater by 2100. Solution: Make it illegal for environmental studies to look more than 30 years ahead. Taa-Daa, problem solved
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Allentown man, 80, mistakes Boston Market for farmer's market
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of incompetence to fail at running a gun store in TEXAS, about the same level it would take to blame Obama for the bank's decision to foreclose now that you've been in default on your loan for more than a year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook looks to block sale of ISIS merchandise. Cherlene's country album still available through MySpace
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Owner of an Indian restaurant in England gets a take out order from Brazil and personally delivers it ... for $7100
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Babysitter stages fake home invasion, but forgets that 4-year-olds can tell the difference between the black next-door-neighbor and the babysitter's white boyfriend
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bad: You find out your ex-wife is selling her body. Worse: In exchange for drugs. Total Fark: With your brother
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cat sits on police woman's shoulders while she investigates a possible burglary, still refuses to volunteer information on what it saw from its hiding place in the ceiling
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Chinese recycling tycoon treats 250 homeless New Yorkers to a free fancy lunch so he can "disprove the cliche image of rich Chinese spending money mostly on luxuries"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It is highly important to preserve the collection in unadulterated form as a socially valuable work." Is this quote about a) A Shakespeare first folio, b) A handwritten collection of the Federalist papers, or c) The Soviet union's secret porn stash
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Cops investigating home-made firearm discover that it goes off when you pull the trigger
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey mattress king Michael Fux has his rare Ferrari Enzo damaged when a dealership technician wrecks it on the highway. Police say that for some reason, Mr. Fux kept repeating his last name when asked about the car's driver
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
San Francisco officials are considering a giant net to deter people from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Rejected ideas include: ninjas, drunk Mel Gibson, a cardboard life-size replica of the bridge, and cats with lasers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Porn kills, especially if you're some poor bastard having a heart attack in jail while the police are watching it
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
What's black and white and red all over?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ack Ack. Tumor. Balloon in head. Grapefruit. Ack Ack *Head Assplodes* (Article contains some graphic images)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh hai, don't mind this drone outside your window. Just please continue doing what you normally do. Like brush your teeth, get undressed, fondle your naughty bits. You know, just act natural
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Woman bemoans the loss of her special needs snake. "This has been really difficult for me"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy slappin' it
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
New restaurant sells chocolate fried chicken in case your adult diabetes want some little diabetes of their own
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
You have a fake lottery ticket and get turned away twice trying to cash it in, so what do you do? You take it straight to lottery headquarters and try again
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Montana woman slices her husband's throat after threatening to "cut him up" for peeing on the floor, then gives him a bottle of whiskey. But the mugshot is even better
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Nine of the most expensive things you can find on Amazon. Monster Cables suspiciously absent
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
When trying to explain how your girlfriend literally got shot in the foot, get your story straight - otherwise you'll figuratively do the same to yourself
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty confusing when you're 16, and sometimes you just want to climb up the side of a mountain and get away from the world. But then you get stuck and your rescue gets aired on the nighttime news
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
If you can dodge a wrench... oh wait
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Father and son share quality time together - walking their dog along the river, getting covered in bees, going to the intensive care unit
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Corvette stolen in Michigan in '81 turns up in Mississippi. In reasonably good condition, too
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Tue June 24, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'd like an Egg McMuffin, a cup of coffee, and someone to take this knife out of my back. Better make it decaf coffee"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Where else would a teenager kill his nudist grandmother and drive her body around in her minivan?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
After 80-year ban Oakland finally legalizes a) alcohol, b) abortion, c) pinball
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman porned
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How do French women stay so chic and stylish? It's easy: they just avoid trends and ignore advice from celebrities and pushy shop assistants on what looks chic and stylish
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The first bottle of wine was too dry, the second bottle of wine was too sweet but the third bottle of wine was just right
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Landslide threatens Alaska Pipeline, highway. Fark: The landslide is moving a few inches a week, and officials are considering doing something about it in 2017
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Pope Francis stopped his motorcade to bless a disabled woman by the side of the road. Fark: when he was done he climbed right back into his unmarked Ford Focus and drove off
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(Komo)
 
 
 
The no-fly list is unconstitutional, says a judge who will be enjoying a lifetime of TSA patdowns
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Auctioneers think they can get $200-300,000 for Elvis's Peacock jumpsuit, stains and all
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Britain may become next country to legalize cannabis as doctors seek to help people suffering from the long term effects of having to live in Britain
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sartorially superb soldier
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And the worst job translating a news story goes to
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(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Man with enormous sack really not happy about it
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
News: Man busted for running child porn operation out of his home. Fark: Also running a "daycare and mentoring program" out of his home
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"The robber was wearing a pink plaid shirt with what appeared to be pink and white pajama-like pants. He was also seen wearing a long black apron with grease marks on his pants and white tennis shoes." Fashion police on high alert
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man blown out of his boots by lightning, inspires new line of videos from Vivid
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Chinese bureaucrat fired for making employee give him piggyback ride in the rain so he didn't get his shoes wet, in proof that China now has at least SOME labor standards. Of course, the picture of said piggyback ride may have been a factor
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Have you ever asked yourself, "Self, if every state were a country, where would it rank with the rest of world in incarceration rates?" here's your answer
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Open Carry Texas insists 'we don't see color' after calling off march in black neighborhood
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"911 operator, what is your emergency?" "There's a man breaking into my house." "We'll send the NYPD right away." "That's great, but I'm in Minneapolis"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'No brainer' plea deal includes 'no swimmers' clause
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you've ever flown Air India, you will appreciate this honest in-flight safety video of what the stewardesses would really like to tell passengers. If you've never flown Air India, make a note to never do it
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
NJ high school employee's job is to offer free and confidential services to students seeking help with drug abuse and other non-academic issues. She gets fired for doing just that
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Thief forgets to log out of Facebook at victim's home. Gets checked in at jail
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One in five women refuses to participate in physical activity because of: A) high blood pressure. B) time constraints. or C) breasts
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Complete this masterpiece-in-progress
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How bad is the measles outbreak? Even the Amish are reconsidering their anti-vaccination stance
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Is a college degree really still worth it? Yes, yes it is
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(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Louisiana needs a Florida tag
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(Construction Dive)
 
 
 
This armored backhoe does 60 mph
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(St. George News)
 
 
 
"Update: Hitler captured after attempted murder"
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Coors distribution plant in Texas evacuated after fire grows out of control. And nothing of value was lost
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(The Local)
 
 
 
More proof that failed solar power only works in deserts or near equator as Germany only gets 50% of its power from solar
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
A growing number of cities and states are making it illegal to ask job seekers if they have ever been convicted of a crime, finally relieving subby of having to explain that whole meth-fueled circus midget thing from the 80's
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Woman banned from zoo after climbing into lion enclosure. Seems like a self-correcting problem
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds that the same genes that make one more likely to develop schizophrenia also make one more likely to use marijuana. That's like, their personal opinion, man
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