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Sun June 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man drops 75 cents into a well, jumps in after it, goes into a coma, and dies. Someone goes in after him and suffers the same fate. Five more dead people later, and the entire town just gives up on ever retrieving the 75 cents
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ricin roni, the San Francisco treat. Story updated: No ricin found
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(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
"Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" episode 12 discussion thread and drinking game. 9PM Eastern on Fox
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'World's best stay-at-home dad' puts together photographic profile of life with his infant daughter, from grilling BBQ ribs together to beating the child mercilessly at XBox. Yeah, the pics are worth the click
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bunny colony
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The epic drought that California is experiencing has revived an old hobby: Prospecting for gold
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(Metro)
 
 
 
True or false? Yes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's everyday, innocuous item that will KILL YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE: Lemon slices in your water
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man loses 385 pounds in one year. Subby applauds, gets winded, and eats another donut to get his energy back
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
News: Something, something, boring science FARK: HOLY %$&* THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco has been plagued for several years by "rat girl," a 43 year old woman who breeds rats and lets them loose into the city
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Amateur seismologist scoffed at by real scientists for claiming he can predict earthquakes by interpreting rare astronomical alignments. But, luckily, he'll get a chance to prove his theory when L.A. falls into the Pacific at dawn on July 12
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Designer stools
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's too expensive to be poor in America
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out Facebook and the chimp civil war of 1971 have something in common
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Examining the wives' diaries of a Mormon polygamous household from the 1850s reads just about like you'd imagine it would
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Enjoy your morning cup of joe. The coffee industry in South America is nearing its death throes thanks to pestilence and drought
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Wanted: Police sketch artist. No experience necessary. Drawing skills a plus
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(Time)
 
 
 
Seven people spared from going to New Jersey
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(Quad Cities Online)
 
 
 
School refuses to allow an epileptic 8 year-old girl's service dog to accompany her in class because "it could be a distraction" to other children and one teacher complained. So let's put her life at risk
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Real life superhero Phoenix Jones is upset that when he announced he wanted to train other people how to be a superhero, most of the applicants were either freaks, weirdos, or fatties who could not meet minimum fitness requirements
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Council of Nicaea II: Ecumenical Boogaloo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In what should be a surprise to no one at this point, it turns out that the NSA has been collecting millions of faces from web images. Just another day in the "new normal" of the post-9/11 world
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Man driving a truck reaches for his cellphone, but ends up plunging into Lake Pontchartrain from the Causeway. Times-Picayune photographer is there. Hero tag for guy who jumped into lake to save the driver
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The world's deepest hole lies hidden beneath a rusty metal cap. But enough about your mom. This borehole the Soviets in the Cold War drilled a third of the way through the continental crust is really fascinating
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Having never left their mansions long enough to encounter a vending machine, bank executives propose "revolutionary" new ATMs that can dispense products in exchange for money
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(Some Cartoon)
 
 
 
It's Fark PhotoShop Tennis.... return serve
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Price of meat is going up, but veggies can mimic your favorite fleshy dishes, even take on smoky, savory flavors and textures of meat: "If you have the right texture you can fool just about anyone's taste buds into thinking they're eating meat"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Porn stars say you need to pay for your porn before they end up broke and resort to selling themselves for money
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man kidnapped by insurgents tells his girlfriend to move on thinking he is going to die. News: He gets released after 5 years. Fark: She has moved on and now doesn't know what she should do
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The next time you chop down nine trees growing in a city park so the police can get a better view of the creepers and perverts hanging out there, first get the approval of the local master gardeners
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
That wasn't really the Montgomery Police Chief you saw fleeing an accident scene before getting into another accident just minutes later. It was his evil twin brother. Seriously
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Mount Rainier becomes gravesite for six more climbers
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
One year ago, The Chicago Sun-Times fired 28 staff photographers and told the reporters to take pictures with their iPhones. Let's see what happened to those photographers. Next please let's compare the past year's photos with the shots taken by pros
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"...and in MY day we walked uphill to school, then further uphill to the bar and the cigar store, and we liked it"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school student gets caught cheating on an exam. Does she: c) drown herself in the Hudson River?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police seize $200k in drug sting. Turns out the suspect was doing nothing illegal and all charges are dropped. So naturally his money is promptly returned, right? Right?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The solution to the nation's education crisis? Extended school days
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
More Spanish-speaking minorities are self-identifying as "white" on census forms. EVERYBODY HISPANIC
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Charleston Southern University professor says his beard, and having his picture on a can of beer, got him fired
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago residents upset the city's constant gun violence has lead to the nickname of "Chiraq." They hope to combat this nickname by: A) pushing for tougher gun laws; B) calling for increased police presence; C) wearing t-shirts
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian highway patrol finally taking the Mad Max route with their patrol vehicles. Let the carnage begin
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
300 mourners pack crematorium to celebrate life of heroic RAF pilot in WWII who died at age 96 with no family and few friends
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
More helpful advice to address your many failings: Kids fussy eaters? Force feed them artichoke puree until they learn to love vegetables. Then make them walk a mile and hit them with a pineapple
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: cops break down your door in mistaken drug raid. New hotness: cops prying open your mouth after they see you take a Tylenol. Fark: they charge her with resisting arrest. And it's on camera
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Way to go, Dallas
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you say you don't like opera, then you've obviously never seen it performed on a gigantic head and torso of a dead man floating on an Austrian lake
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this premature celebration
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
17 tips for quickly paying down student loan debt. Not listed is step 1: Get a $80,000/year job with bonuses and relocation right after you finish your master's degree. It's that simple people
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you wake up regularly and think "Sure, I want a Twinkie for breakfast but I'll be good and eat this yogurt", you'll be very happy with the quality newsiness of this fine article
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New Yorkers lined up this morning in a line stretching more than two blocks. What were they lined up for? A) Free hats. B) Free food. Or C) Free books
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Quelle horreur. Ce n'est pas possible. Le monde se rend
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(Essex Chronicle)
 
 
 
Drinkers at an English pub shocked to see their latest guest was none other than Barry Manilow. And not a plastic mannequin
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
P@5$w0Rd1zToo$h0r+
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Let's spend a night on the world's most haunted island. Don't mind the thousands of bodies beneath you
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Naked gardening in Britain - it's a thing now (SFW pics, but they're of British nudists gardening, so you've been warned)
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Cathedral Cove
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
That's a lovely engagement ring. Did you get it new or used?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The 100 most-edited Wikipedia articles. Surprisingly Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin didn't make the list
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
113-year-old cougar marries 70-year-old toyboy, admits her parents aren't happy about it
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut's limited time caramel and marshmallow pizza is only available in the one country where it would be considered normal
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Nature has lots of ways to say, "Stay away from me," like brightly colored skin, pointy stingers, or a man brandishing a knife while he dumps his garbage down a street drain
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
30 ways to achieve maximum outrage in Fark threads. (31 if you include the slide show)
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(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Great. Pythons are out of control. Iguanas are out of control. And now the nine-pound rats are back (pic)
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bowe knows freedom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What if I told you that tossing that yellowy goodness of the egg yolk isn't really the healthiest choice?
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Cancer patient arrested for growing marijuana to curb his pain and symptoms told by judge that his intended defense--using marijuana to ease the pain of cancer--won't be allowed in his courtroom
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman finds her long lost father on Facebook. News: After learning that chemotherapy wasn't helping her leukemia. Fark: Now her father and a half brother she never knew might be the ones to save her
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Neighbors' son playing his drums 24/7 and you feel that is lowering your quality of life? Bet your arse that's a lawsuit
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
"That sounded just a little too surreal, so after work, I got on my bike and came down here, and was like, 'Yup, that right there is a piano'"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bikers upset when cops park in bike lanes. Irate cyclist trifecta in play
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Someday root canals will be a thing of the past once scientists perfect blasting laser beams into your teeth
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Dear Texas, please stop putting all your illegal immigrants onto buses bound for Phoenix. Thanks, Arizona
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
As if people in Houston haven't endured enough from Mother Nature lately, now they have to watch out for fire ant flotillas in flooded parks
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
I don't know about you but I have the sudden urge for ribs right about now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British academic claims Americans are suckers for conspiracy theories because the country was founded on them. Yeah well, it's not hard to look beyond that mouthpiece and see who's really calling the shots here. WAKE UP PEOPLE
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Finally, a theme park for those who want to kill children rather than just wait in line behind them
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Sex toys √ Drugs √ A positive pregnancy test √ AMC Gremlin with a completely pink fuzz interior √ Naked photos √ A cut handcuff hanging on the steering wheel √ Just another day in the life of a Las Vegas valet (SFW)
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this focused footballer
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman blows .439 breathalyzer in a slow southern style
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Bicyclists get upset when pedestrians walk in their bike lanes
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A handy guide to what your cat's different meows mean, just in time for Caturday
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(CBS Seattle)
 
 
 
Not news: Oregon school to make condoms available. News: To 6th graders
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
School in hot water for giving a disabled teenager a close shave Down Under
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You'd think that the people of New Jersey have more important things to do besides arguing where the Mason-Dixon line is for Taylor Ham/pork roll
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
FARC turns 50. Viva Drew Curtis
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Bear wanders into backyard, decides to take a nap in a comfortable hammock (w/photos)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Your bicycle helmets are useless says brain surgeon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Time for the Fark Weird News Quiz, y'all
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Five signs you are a sex addict
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate a dog, the best way to do so is to chase cars. Naked. Well, dogs don't wear clothes, now, do they?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Early Douglas Adams draft of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy found in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the Japanese-market XBox One exclusive games that you'll never get a chance to play
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Crazy Cat Lady just unlocked the Get Them Back achievement
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The family that preys together, stays together
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
BEST Korea creates a "gatorade" sports drink cultivated from mushrooms. "This natural drink is very effective in enhancing physical ability of sportspersons and recovering from their fatigues"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Remember that deposit you put down on a Virgin Galactic suborbital space flight? Well, you can finally start packing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It seems London now has places that are known as "Islamic areas" where you're not supposed to walk your dogs
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man uses welding equipment and alcohol to remove tattoo of Florida from his face
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sales rep charged with stealing more than $350,000 worth of: A) Pens B) Notepads C) Human skin
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
The RAPID deterioration of Detroit according to Google Street View is both shocking and sad and Obvious
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
*ding* You are now free to move your bowels about the cabin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Feeling left out of Recallapalooza, Ford joins the fun and adds 1.39 million of their own cars and SUVs to the ever-growing list
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Toxic toads threatening 'ecological disaster' in Madagascar. SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these relaxed beach bums enjoying the show
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know what the Walking Dead needs? A peppy '80s-style theme song. And ladies and gentlemen, Wil got that done
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear just kicks your ass and wanders off thinking you're dead
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Siemens blows off 11,000 employees
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey is the fifth-smartest US state. And that's just counting the people too stupid to leave
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Scuba diver pets shark like a dog, remains uneaten
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists attempt to quantify The Funk. Difficulty: by referencing Pharrell
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Feds decide it's illegal to not snitch
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Man jailed for harassing farmer who wouldn't let him roll around naked in his manure...again
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Okay, I can understand handcuffing and punching a student if he's being a tool, but dumping him out of his wheelchair was a dick move
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You want to lose weight, so should you: A) eat healthy, B) exercise, or C) sleep in total darkness?
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore's bike sharing program is going about as well as expected
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely paddleboarder
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cat owners tend to be more intelligent than dog owners, according to report that had to be read out loud to ferret owners
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(The Morning Sun)
 
 
 
"So, that's a no on putting our cell tower on your tribe's land, then?"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, want to make the ladies swoon? Show them a bit of tasty ankle and set their hearts aflutter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman convulsed and helpless as squirrel enters her handbag. Sadly, not a euphemism
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The pollution in L.A. is caused by people fleeing the city
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just an Alabama Caveman, and your strange rules against drug smuggling frighten and confuse me"
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Senior prank lists H.S. for sale on Craigslist as "90,000 sq ft mansion with swimming pool, indoor gym and parking for a large family of 80"
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Carney folds up tent, leaves town
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida high school senior banned from graduation thanks to his giant penis
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Every time PETA cranks out a bullshiat claim like milk causes autism, ten thousand farkers order the veal osso buco
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Linked is a real life movie poster and not a parody. Really
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(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Chemists figure out how to make the most perfect cup of coffee. To Gale Boetticher, my light, my shining star
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today in Slate trolling - "Game of Thrones: Almost as good as The Wire"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shinsacki
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"The road to hell is paved with gung-ho," says security guard who obviously failed the entrance requirements for the Oakland PD
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Romanes eunt domus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ferrets may make a comeback in NYC after ban ends. No word on big gulps or cigarettes
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Police knew of Elliot Rodger long before his killing spree
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
The VA announces latest job opening
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
"You are two miles from your destination." "You are one mile from your destination." "You are 500 feet from your destination" *Drives into river* "Please make a u-turn"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
5-day-old wild horse saved from infection that kept him walking on his toes, potentially forcing him into life of Olympic horse ballet competitions
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at the 150 different chemical compounds that combine to make cooking bacon the most perfect aroma known to man
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Glorious Russian cat stands at attention during National Anthem. Does your puny American cat show the same amount of pride in his country, or just lie there licking its nether regions when your anthem plays?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
First Washington legalizes marijuana and now a joint has caused a chain reaction on the freeway, damaging cars and shutting down I-5
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Man grabs girl; dog bites man; man stabs dog; police taser man
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
The world's most boring postcards. "This is French Lick Sandstone"
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Best quote from an article about pierogies this week: "Psychopaths and criminal behavior and mental illness is so fascinating," she says with a wistful smile. "At work it's never a dull moment"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Health department erects condom billboards along the I-95 to promote safe sex
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Police say she was easy to catch, being weighed down as she was by a pair of massive ovaries
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
60% of Canadian teenaged boys are liars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a move that most assuredly won't result in any visits from Secret Service, Joe the "Plumber" posts a screed about how guns are "mostly for hunting politicians"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
1950: "I had to walk a mile to school, uphill, in the snow, and I liked it." 2014: "My dad got probation for making me walk a mile to school"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Snowden: "I tried to warn them." NSA: "Here's a single email from Snowden that proves he's lying." Snowden: "What about all the other emails I sent?" NSA: (crickets)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
WTFakistan: Widower of Farzana Parveen, bride stoned to death by her father and brothers, admits he killed his first wife so he could marry Parveen
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Odds of finding MH370 have now officially dropped to somewhere between Amelia Earhart and the Loch Ness Monster
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(Drone Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his magnificent flying machine
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In the officer's defense, toddlers can be pretty damn nasty when they are woken up early from their naps
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you purposely hit a New York state trooper and are found less than an hour later by search dogs hiding in the woods naked
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman turns her yard into a beach with 80 tons of sand to avoid cutting the grass
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR interview on gun violence in Chicago is interrupted by gun violence in Chicago
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Faceplanting: HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last minute Indianapolis Pop Con Fark Party. Drew will be in attendance after his Pop Con duties. Meantime, there will be revelry at O'Reilly's on Pennsylvania St. 6:00 pm for food until ????
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Washington football team asks Twitter to share "Redskins Pride" with Harry Reid, and Twitter responds as expected. Bonus tweet: "What a clown show. I hate my team"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bad: Your tumor is 13 pounds. Worse: Your tumor is 13 pounds and has a face attached
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
How bad is crime in Phoenix? The police chief just had his uniform stolen
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two people struck by lightning at a car dealership. Witnesses say they were looking at a Chevy Volt
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elfie takes selfie
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
You're a lobbyist for a company that runs a town's water system, and the town meeting is about to call a vote to fire your client. Do you C) Pull the fire alarm?
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Who would you say is the typical first-time heroin user in America? If you guessed middle-class, white woman from the suburbs, drive on down from Oak Park Heights in your 2013 Honda Odyssey and pick up your prize
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After chowing down on your canned cheeseburger doused with squeeze-bottle bacon sauce, there's only one logical choice to wash it all down: elephant dung beer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for dancing while white
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(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
For a $20 cash contribution to their college radio station fundraiser, student hosts will let you see "which one of us has a birthmark on our penis or which one of us has a tighter butt hole". Just send... oh never mind, they're already off the air
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
"Deer jumps or falls from Chicago overpass into van on interstate." Yeah, I suppose that could explain it... OR MAYBE HE WAS PUSHED
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A 1996 law that prevented the CDC from researching one of the most violent diseases affecting the country--gun violence--was drafted by NRA lobbyists. And now, the CDC is trying to reverse the law
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tie. T-I-E. Tie
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Hey Son, you know those fancy toilets they have at Waffle House?
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego Police find 67-year-old Vietnam War veteran in broken down scooter. Do they: A) ticket him, B) tase him, or C) push him over a mile back to his home?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From the strange Swiss cheese pervert to the crazy cow manure pervert: The world's weirdest criminals
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cops to take hard line on aroused participants in nude bike ride. SCHWINN (Not safe for work pics in link)
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If your high school yearbook is filled with so many spelling errors and typos that your principal might have to reissue a digital version, it's pretty much a given that you live in Fark's favorite state
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Duchess of Cambridge tells Prince William that if he can't man up and drink his dram of whisky to take one of "the girly ones" at distillery tour
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
50 Shades of Grey has caused STD infections to triple among people formerly too old and gross for that
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple announces it will finally launch Jobs' last passion by the end of this year: The destruction of Comcast and a 1,000 year reign of Net Neutrality
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
You shouldn't make ricin, even if you're a pharmacist, because the Feds just hate that
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(GQ Australia)
 
 
 
Ten douchebags you'll meet at the gym in 26 minutes
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
No one to blame for this tragic event, says man who left a loaded AK-47 unattended, allowing his 6-year-old nephew to fatally shoot his grandfather
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Most people who watch Bill O'Reilly pray for the sweet release of death
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Man carrying stolen GPS calls police to report that he is lost
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hot suit
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Two drunken customers demand free food then trash Fort Lee McDonald's, police say." No word on what they demanded the trash for
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A US spy drone has flown over the UK for the first time. That they know of, anyway
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
The Akron Zoo welcomes some ugly-ass snow leopard cubs (with video of their ugliness)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is a man breaking in to student's dorm rooms while they are sleeping at Boston College, wearing a Gator-style ski mask and waking his victims up by tickling their feet, who then gets away without stealing anything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Idiots. What a crock of boing my tooth electra
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Is it too soon for a cheese plate? Our bad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can liposuction be a cure for someone on the verge of being blind? I SAID LIPOSUCTION COULD BE A CURE FOR BLINDNESS. Well, at least this woman thinks it is
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
Would you pay $1000 to get free beer for life? Hell yeah, that's like my budget for a week and a half
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Chinese banker discovers that police really don't like being taunted, especially about his drunk driving exploits
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Hello Senator I am Asad, I mean Bob, yes Bob, from the New Yurk Times. Can you please give me quote about email addresses and passwords you use? This is totally legit story so don't worry
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(UPI)
 
 
 
German Leopard tanks roll into Poland with little resistance. This is not a repeat from 1939
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(ThinkGeek)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Aside from knives and cooking vessels, what are some of your 'go to' kitchen utensils? What is notable about them that other Farkers should consider over similar utensils? Does the form matter as much as the function?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Rob Ford's "rehab" is going about as well as anybody could have expected
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Door Sloth is watching you do
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(CNN)
 
 
 
2000: Measles eliminated from America. 2014: Record number of cases, and it's only May. No word on if the CDC will be billing anti-vaxxers for each new case reported
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia demands western governments press Kiev to stop the fighting in Eastern Ukraine to avert "a catastrophe". And by "catastrophe" they apparently mean "our special forces getting their asses kicked all the way back to Moscow"
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Fruit acquires vegetable
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Smoking e-cigarettes is good for you. We tested it. Once. On a monkey. He was called Biggles. He died. But not because of the e-cigarettes. Actually it was from syphilis. NO MORE QUESTIONS
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Army debuts its new Iron Man suit. Nowhere near as creepy as that headless horse robot thing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To the left and to the right, we can all agree that scrotal lymphadema isn't God's gift to ballroom notoriety. Put your name upon the guestlist to help Tyrone raise funding to cure these great balls of fire
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
US economy shrinks for the first time since 2011. 2011 was 2 years from 2009, which is when Bush left office, so obviously this is Bush's fault
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Billionaire who closed public beach now seeking protection under Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer spends 10 years perfecting a suitcase that doubles as a motorized scooter and hell yes, you'd ride one (pics)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New York's tiny MMuseumm may have world's weirdest collection, ranging from shoe thrown at George Bush's head to censored Saudi Arabian pool toys. Curator: "If an item does not completely and utterly blow our minds, we don't even consider it" (pics)
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(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
There's no office problem that can't be solved with open communication. Note: stabbing your coworker in the groin repeatedly is not considered "open communication"
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Willis tower sky deck pulls a Cubs and cracks under pressure
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A mentally ill former Marine riding the subway with a shotgun is the hero Brooklyn deserves, but not the one it needs right now
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The City of Detroit tries to get into the house flipping business with the same result as anything the City of Detroit tries to do
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Not News: Purported reality TV "millionaire" is not a millionaire; News: He attempts to correct that situation by extorting money from the federal government; Fark: His picture on The Smoking Gun
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
"News is dead," says the guy who is trying to turn online news stories into glorified press releases
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We lost a great Farker this week. Krymson Tyde passed away suddenly on Tuesday. You guys helped me get through my dad's death. Here's hoping you can do it again. I'll have some DIT in a few min
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The best sheep choir you will hear today
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(Metro)
 
 
 
CNN retracts story saying meteor will wipe out all life on Earth in 2041, saying being based in Atlanta has gotten them used to survival in places with no intelligent life
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(Uproxx)
 
Video
 
LeVar Burton's tearful reaction to raising $1 million to reboot Reading Rainbow. Butterfly in the sky, flapping dust all around my eye space
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Those weren't the pings you're looking for
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here you go, straight guys: Everything you need to know in order to let the gay guy you're secretly hoping will seduce you after 1 or 2 more drinks whether you want to be the bottom or top (without actually saying it)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court upholds First Amendment right to film police. So that's settled now and will never come up again
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Woman is shocked, SHOCKED that someone broke in to her car and stole a oil painting of her late grandfather and a $50 playpen for her kid, after she left the car parked on a street she did not live on for about a week
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama thieves are targeting urinals, plan to keep going until the little pink puck has been completely melted down
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sometimes the only way a mother can prove her unconditional love to her son is to punch the officer who's trying to take him away for burglary. Bonus: "Oh no she dinnit" mugshot
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"The city of Cincinnati has brought the world a remarkable collection of wonders. Carmen Electra. Cincinnati chili. Jerry Springer. The Filet O' Fish sandwich. And perhaps most notably, the game called Corn-Hole." Here's how to play (SFW)
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(KMPH San Joaquin Valley)
 
 
 
"Hey, so you found $125K and sought us out to give it back -- I think a 4% reward sounds good -- don't you, Bill?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In Best Korea, it's so happy being a totalitarian dictator for life that sometimes you have to channel Pharrell Williams when you're stylin'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at what makes a word difficult to spell. In case you want to completely throw off your next spelling be contest or impress your boss
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
BASE-jumper straps his dog to his back for wingsuit flights off mountains. You really don't want to be the one who has to clean that backpack (vid)
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(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
British police release crime stats broken down by age and reveal that five three-year-olds are among country's most dangerous criminals
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
You will never, ever, ever, ever guess which country has the most obese people. Nope, no way. It's just impossible
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"My precious, my precious, I am burglarizing this tobacco store to search for my precious"
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A opens its first restraunt in Canada. Gay man asked for comment, "Who cares? Chicken, NOM NOM NOM"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is why you don't outsource patriotism: Korean War memorial outsourced to Egyptian company is a historical photoshop horror
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Utah high school secretly photoshops yearbook photos to make female students "less sexy", because when you think of yearbook photos, the first thing you think is "sexy"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Port Authority: It's time for another training exercise, so let's light a plane on fire at Logan Airport. It shouldn't cause any problems
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Thief steals man's classic 1979 Datsun. In other news, the word "classic" has now been watered down to the point that it is being used to describe a 1979 Datsun
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pile of shirtless students
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Caption this unexpected drive-thru moment
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Bad: Sonoma County man battling cancer is denied coverage by his insurance company. Worse: Despite having multiple tumors in his brain, lungs, liver & bones the insurance company says his hospital stay didn't meet the criteria for medical necessity
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Waking up with a snake biting your neck isn't normal. But in Australia it is
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(Independent)
 
 
 
British Airways used to simply prop up dead passengers in their seats and pretend they were asleep. "It's what we used to do many years ago - give them a vodka and tonic, a Daily Mail and eye-shades and they were like, they're fine"
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(KMPH San Joaquin Valley)
 
 
 
You find a Brinks bag with $125,000. What do you do? No, come on, really?
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle Police officers sue the City of Seattle and the U.S. Department of Justice for their Constitutionally-protected right to beat the living crap out of anyone they want to
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Police ticket quotas are OK, but denying a promotion for not meeting them? That's a lawsuit
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
MD town forced to remove its speed cameras after FOIA request shows they probably weren't publicly advertised, as law requires. "Those records are no longer available...Upon inquiry, the name of the publication is presently unknown"
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Hey, if you don't like fishing naked guys out of Elliott Bay after a long chase, maybe being a Seattle cop isn't for you
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Burn victim douses self with Hawaiian Punch Slurpees at 7-Eleven
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The Weed Fairy is leaving free pot lying around Seattle, making Tooth officially the lame older sibling of the Fairy family
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 473: "Seedy Shots". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Nice: Ottawa unveils memorial to hometown hero who gave hockey sticks away to neighborhood children. Fark: the memorial actually honors a badminton champion from Guelph with the same name
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Bear climbs up hydro pole, takes power nap, feels recharged
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Indian court asked to rule whether Hindu guru is dead "or just meditating" from the commercial freezer where his body has been stored since January
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The terrifying reality of being a journalist covering Russia's breakaway republic: "Ukrainian troops captured me then asked for a selfie"
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(Android Central)
 
 
 
Best Korea now has Google Maps coverage of both roads
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(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. govt. to its citizens and embassy in Libya: GET TO DA CHOPPA
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco police set up bait bikes to catch bicycle thieves. Liberals have a problem with that... because it targets the poor. You know... those poor people that can't afford bikes and steal yours instead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bullmastiff gives birth to 23 puppies. Owner charged with littering
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♬ 223 Nigerian girls in the camp. 223 Nigerian girls. ♬ Four see a break, make their escape. ♬ 219 Nigerian girls in the camp. ♬
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Animal caught in transformer causes power outage. Megatron, Richard Gere unavailable for comment
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Photoshop this brave new hairdo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now, photos of the bizarre world of German finger wrestling. Warning: be careful viewing link, as participants have been photographed wearing lederhosen
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
France finds itself in a €14 billion tax black hole, after their tax accountants sacre bleu it
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Our long national Sriracha nightmare appears to be over
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Zebra shiat...a fun and creative way to raise money
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Protip: cut off the GPS ankle bracelet before committing the home invasion
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police respond to call about a bear, ensure it is left wounded and angry near campground crowded with meat-filled barbecues. Enjoy your cookout, citizen
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(Neowin)
 
 
 
Comcast CEO says that they "don't wake up every day wanting to be hated," presumably while thinking of some other way to slow down your internet
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Noted economic wonk Prince Charles warns business leaders capitalism will have to be reformed to 'save the planet'. Unknown exactly what Prince Charles produces besides Royal Poop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Voters in California contemplate forming new state. Plan to name it "Jefferson." Not clear whether the inspiration is 'George' or 'The Airplane,' but the Dos Equis inspired flag rocks
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says he may retire, opening pope job to yet another person. Is there a form or something you have to fill out?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Unseen Hiroshima blast photo taken by navigator in bomber accompanying Enola Gay is up for auction #NuclearSelfie
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this furniture leaper
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Horse killed at intersection. Maryland State Police suspect either a hit-and-run or a really weird street race
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Washington Post film critic: so when I wrote yesterday that Seth Rogen and his movies were responsible for last weekend's mass shootings, I in no way meant to imply that Seth Rogen was somehow responsible for those shootings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It has been 125 years since the Great Johnstown Flood. Nobody that remembers it is still alive but your own flood stories to the right, please
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Summer is officially settling in over Arizona, so that means: A) A local television station will film somebody frying an egg on a sidewalk B) The men shave their heads C) You can get dehydrated at your desk D) All of the above
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Officer returns to scene of car theft with: a) his gun drawn, b) his taser drawn, or c) a cake?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The war on drugs has been a failure. But the war on booze deserves a second chance." What would a war on Slate trolling look like?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Six patients suffering from one of the world's most deadly contagious diseases have been "rescued" from a hospital by their relatives. What's the worst that could happen, right?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not only does the spirit of this woman's departed husband still roam the earth, he apparently has a lead foot
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
The soothsayers at NOAA stopped flipping coins long enough to announce that there is a 50% chance that the season hurricane season will be below normal
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh yeah. It was TOO MUCH therapy. That makes perfect sense
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(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Hey y'all, hold my beer. Watch this
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Map of the world in stereotypes is insanely comprehensive, mostly correct
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fark food thread: Don't throw out that old smelly cheese, let it grow old gracefully. Here's some tips from Cowgirl Creamery in California
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why do you never see Ronald McDonald eating a Big Mac? Because he may be a clown, but he's no fool
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
90% of Wikipedia health articles have errors [citation needed]
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Be careful when bicycling in the wilderness. Keep your eyes peeled at all times, so that you don't have an unfortunate encounter with dangerous creatures like mountain lions, bears, or if you're very unlucky - ravers
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Forget about Lyme disease, there's a new tick borne virus that's now killing people. Enjoy your summer yard work and camping trip
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
London declared capital of Europe. OK, the cocaine capital of Europe but still, We're Number One
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(The Republic)
 
 
 
Police shoot and wound half-naked man armed with saw and screwdriver before he can go on a rampage of poorly constructed carpentry
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Zombie apocalypse. New hotness: Underground network of vampires (with helpful picture of what a vampire might look like)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking calculates the strategy England should use for best odds of winning the World Cup, finds that when it comes to penalties England 'couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo' (he really said that)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
♫ Somalia, Somalia, God shed his grace on thee. Stop stealing boats, and Blackhawks down, and maybe you could then eat ♫
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Man goes out on limb, robs bank branch with stick, leaves
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob the same store twice in one week, you should wear a mask. Especially if you work there (no clue how it's even possible to rob a Dunkin Donuts with all the cops in attendance)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Son of the late snake salvation pastor takes over Kentucky church, continues to handle snakes with the same dexterity
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Porn star Nikki Benz runs for mayor of Toronto on slogan, 'Trade in your Ford for a Benz' and platform that would make National Masturbation Day a civic holiday (SFW)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Come to Waikiki. Experience the gentle waves on our beaches, the cool breezes under the palm trees, the norovirus in our hotel
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you live in the Houston area you should know that the recent flooding could cause mice to seek shelter in your home. Which means the snakes could follow the mice. And the alligators could follow the snakes
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Here's how to request your personal file from the US Customs and Border Protection agency if you want to find out why you keep getting black-flagged for secondary searches every time you try to get on a plane. Don't expect much, though
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man brings short sword to rob convenience store. 89 year old female store owner has scissors and a golf club. There can be only one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bizarre No Man's Land fort off coast of Britain seeks manager. Luxury 'citadel in the sea' has 22 bedrooms, a museum, gym, nightclub, two helicopter pads, a lighthouse and a cobblestone street and you will be completely alone there (pics)
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
American patriots heroically attempt to bring the Second Amendment to Chili's and Sonic, but are defeated by the socialist tyranny of middle managers and their sheeple patrons
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
After kicking out his methhead roommate, man tinkers around his home lab in Virginia, messing around with electrical engineering, gunsmithing, and his latest hobby: a homemade nuclear fusion reactor
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(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Squid can mimic a Klingon warship, say scientists
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 10 best Rush songs, ranked. Sure, most of them are played in 127/43rd time and Geddy Lee sings in a voice so high only bees are able to hear him most of the time, but here they are
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Racism hits new low as Norwegians called the "Canadians of the Nordics" by Swedes. "Because of their cute accent, I can't take Norwegians seriously. They might be really, really angry, but because of their accent it's amusing just to listen to them"
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(Amarillo Globe-News)
 
 
 
News: Woman eats a 72 oz. steak in less than five minutes. Holy FARK: She eats another 72 oz. steak for 15 minutes total. After breakfast
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
NewsFlash
 
"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." Maya Angelou has died at age 86
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bird and buffalo buddies
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Manhattan pedestrian hit by flying buzzsaw. "It was like something out of an Evil Dead movie"
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(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
Hundreds of cars stuck in sand due to A) severe flooding; B) unexpected thunderstorms; or C) high tide? (w/bonus Facebook rant complaining no one was warned)
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Civil War vet gets headstone 118 years late. Authorities say he may get a bed in a VA hospital in a decade or so
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Firefighters are called out on a emergency call while shopping for Memorial Day supplies at Costco, come back to get their cart and pay for the food after the emergency and find a anonymous air force wife had paid their bill
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Do you know what a sexagintuple vanilla bean mocha frappuccino is? Well, if you pay $55 for it at Starbucks, you get 25 cents back in change
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
The U.S. Army finally retires its 8 bit camouflage pattern
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The hand you use to do everything--whether it is writing, eating cereal, flipping off a terrible driver, or masturbating--shapes your moral choices
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Dad arrested for punishing 16 year-old son; Son was forced to carry 23 pound stone for at least 3 miles
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Canadian dog walker kills six dogs in her care by leaving them in a hot car. That's like 378 lost dog years after you convert to American
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Drool, druid, dork, and a couple of the oddest haircuts you'll ever see in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge picked up for DUI. Difficulty: in the courthouse parking lot
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Tue May 27, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Mosquitornado
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Did I bring peace to the Middle East? No. But I did toss snipers off the roof of Beirut's Holiday Inn Express
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Can't bring my violin as carry-on for this flight? I'll be Bach (some Not safe for work language)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
States bordering Colorado are inundated with weed. "Everybody tells us: We want the high-grade stuff coming out of Colorado"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk woman arrested for throwing her elderly mother out of wheelchair, exclaiming 'That was for fifty-two years of shiat'
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
As with all proper funerals, it's important to eulogize and offer fond memories of the departed before crushing their remains with a bulldozer
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Rats are much like us: they like to eat and they like to have sex, and they indulge in both as often as they can. Their dietary preference are Bubba-esque, shunning raw vegetables for Elvis-approved fare like mac and cheese, fried chicken and beer"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC is skeptical about the benefits of flossing
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this street compass
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Money doesn't grow on trees in England. But it sometimes grows in trees
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for suspicion of being Justin Bieber
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(Grind TV)
 
 
 
A 13 year old schoolgirl has climbed the tallest mountain on Earth. You're hoping your mom brings the pizza puffs down so you don't have to climb the basement stairs
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a...lasso?
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
TV reporter who gave us the bogus story of paramedics laughing it up at an accident scene, says people on social media are hurting her feelings and that's what's important here
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
The pen is mightier than the sword, and so apparently is your brother-in-law
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Woman finds her beloved lost dog. Not-so-spiffy: For sale on Craigslist
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"Antlergram!"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hater not hating
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