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Sun February 23, 2014
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers upset with University of Tennessee's Sex Week propose Anti-Sex Week bill. That'll teach 'em
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
There's being a moron, then there is getting busted for DWI 3 times in a week. Tag also applies to low bail amount
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Just because you think your kid is acting like a little shiat doesn't mean you get to use a plunger on him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oldest known Holocaust survivor and subject of Oscar-nominated documentary dies at age 110
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good news for the northwest of England and Wales who's had all that rain that has been flooding the country: Well tomorrow you will get a months worth in one hour - followed by winds of 70mph winds. No this is not some windbag spewing his dry humor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magic moment
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Do you have an iPhone? UPDATE YOUR FIRMWARE NOW if you haven't already
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Remember how in 2011 everyone in Washington voted to privatize the state's liquor system so that the free market could take over and everything would be perfect? Yeah, about that
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
If you want to go to the fitness center for an evening swim, it's best not to go shiatfaced. And maybe you should leave your pickup truck outside
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this show off
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If you assault a woman with a knife, jumping out a window that is 8 stories up to ditch the police may not be a good idea
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dashcam footage clears innocent man, indicts dirty cops
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thou art not very plain, thou art very smoking hot
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
HuffPo knows how to get clicks on a Sunday afternoon; talking about consensual sadomasochism
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American bobsledder Christ Fogt wins Bronze medal in Sochi, will return to Army active duty in two months. Oorah
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"At least they didn't sexually assault her" is NOT a very good way to defend your cops for a controversial arrest.... unless you are the Austin TX Police Chief
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The iconic flag-raising on Iwo Jima happened 69 years ago today. Tag is for AP photographer Joe Rosenthal, who was in the midst of the action, and for the Marines - 3 of whom died in action later in the war
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Post slams Murry Bergtraum HS as the city's worst; outraged administrators encourage students to write back...and thus confirm the Post's story. Pricipal caught sayof, indeed
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed has become more than just silly lists and personality quizzes: it has also become a place for serious journalism, including on-the-ground reporters infiltrating the Ukraine and pieces on Chinese dissidents
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man whose lawyers stole $275,000 from him and botched his defense, landing him in jail, not only got released from prison but also got his former attorney's lavish home
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Curious father gets worried as to why his son keeps going for daily walks, so he follows him one day only to find he has become a hero of the homeless dog population
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Increasingly, A.A. is becoming A.A.A., so you can recover from alcoholism without becoming religious
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ukraine's parliament officially votes to remove President "Weird" Vik Yanukovich
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Okay, so you've just landed your first real job, now sit down and have some coffee because here are ten things no one tells you about when landing said "real" job
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Cambridge Mass. Police Department and friends on Facebook, young severely autistic 12-year-old boy enjoys his first real big birthday bash
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The bra turns 100 years old. "Two cups in the front, two loops in the back. How do they do it?"
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
Plausible: An intersection design that is safer for bicyclists. Implausible: It requires cars to merge and expand at every juncture
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Want to go green and generate your own power & water? At least one Florida city has a problem with that
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photobombing fido
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(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
A 5 year old girl dead, and 34 in the hospital as gunmen attack anti-government protesters with guns and grenades. Nope, not the Ukraine or Venezuela, it's Thailand
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
There's nothing more defensive than a Southerner in the Northwest sticking up for the Confederate Flag
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(Graham Leader)
 
 
 
Texas police chief was a rising star until he tried to sell off some of that sweet, sweet military surplus hardware
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing trade secrets from the US seed industry, will get pollinated in prison
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A 41-year-old elephant meets another elephant for the first time in 37 years. The two animals gently entwine trunks to greet each other and damn it sure is dusty all of a sudden
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photographs show the opulent home of Chicken Kiev
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would you let your 16-year-old daughter marry a 21-year-old bartender she met on holiday? These parents did, with predictable results (w/pics)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
25 Synonyms for 'Pussy Riot,' for news presenters who'd really rather not to say 'pussy' on-air
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up live at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2 hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vodka binges at 14? Pleasure girls serving at your whim? Being Kim Jong Un's childhood playmate sounds better that this guy make it out to be
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Sat February 22, 2014
(CNY Central)
 
 
 
Moo means no
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cops charge man with swallowing a $150,000 diamond, say they'll keep an eye out for any suspicious movements
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
The Province of Alberta has granted a special approval for all bars to serve booze at 5:00 am on Sunday, for the universal enjoyment of the mens Olympic hockey finals. Because it's 5:00 somewhere, ya hosers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding a dead rat in your birthday cake? Realizing it only after the first mouthful
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. Goodbye
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Firefighters refuse to rescue stranded cat in Unpleasentville Ontario
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this portly pointer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope picks 19 new cardinals in exchange for future draft pick
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ukraine: "We have lost the will to live. We're finished as a country, and we want to die. On second thought, maybe we could have a quick wank"
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(The Copenhagen Post)
 
 
 
Guess what happened when Denmark raised speed limits on rural roads?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subbette's hair got singed to film this. Then she got very wet. Brief Not safe for work language. Istanbul protests continue
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Huffington Post, stop trying to make Google+ happen. It's not going to happen
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It may be possible to commit a felony within the 50-mile sliver of Yellowstone National Park located in Idaho--without facing prosecution of any kind. Good luck swiping those pic-a-nic baskets
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Go jogging without identification? Not around here ya don't, little missy - this is TEXAS
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ragnarök
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this poser
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(AP)
 
 
 
Mexico would like to let all of its citizens know that El Chapo has been captured, it is now safe to return home
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(AP)
 
 
 
Salute: I fell to my knees, I was shocked. President Obama said he was sorry this didn't happen before. He said this should have been done 44 years ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 22-year-old brunette bed-ridden with rare illness, cures herself by embracing vegan lifestyle and healthy eating, launches her own successful business and now her recipe app is number one on iTunes. TA-DAA (w/pics)
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Sorry Wells Fargo, says a fired Bank Manager. The second amendment is not a privilege, It's a freakin' right
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(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
The last dry town in Connecticut is considering giving up on Prohibition. That calls for a toast
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The legendary Rheingold treasure of the Nibelungen may have been found. No word if it contained a spear and magic helmet. Magic helmet? MAGIC HELLLL-MET
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Think some of the car names these days are bad? Here are some of the worst car names ever. Subby would not mind having a Subaru Brat
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(io9)
 
 
 
Two more studies show that drinking whole milk is actually better at preventing obesity than drinking that watered-down crap that has been foisted on the public for decades under the guise of "health"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Detroit's emergency manager submits plan to bankruptcy court. Burning it to the ground and salting the ashes so nothing will ever grow there again apparently left out of the plan
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
More and more crossdressers are buying new female masks, which are said to look authentic and HOLY F*CK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cody Coots, the son of the snake-handling pastor who died after getting bit by a snake during a church service and refusing treatment because of God, says if he gets bit he'll follow in his father's footsteps
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The European Union has granted Bavarian pretzels "protected status", will soon be creating a special Bavarian pretzel preserve where they can romp and play all day without the threat of poachers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ted Bundy declined a 'special' meal, so was given the traditional last meal - steak (medium rare) eggs (over easy), hash browns, toast with butter, jelly, milk and juice. What would you pick?
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Today is National Margarita Day. Sure, it's another fake holiday, but on the plus side it's a great excuse to drink
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school teacher gets probation after boinking 16 year old student. Because she was C) reasonably attractive and female. Bonus: she wrote an apology letter to the student's mom
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you think the drought in California doesn't impact you, you better not be a fan of any California's microbreweries
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
PETA shall doth merrily protest at thy Renaissance Fair on account of ye olde elephant ride
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Lousy polar vortex. All it does is create single-digit temps with below-zero windchill, bring ice and snow, kill off stink bugs, and... wait. On second thought, I love the polar vortex
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hip-hopper
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Sure, they're cute when they're babies, but what do they look like all grown up? Dawwwwwwwww
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Police in Kiev have left their positions, as opposition protestors have taken control of all governmental buildings including presidential palace
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(Catster)
 
 
 
Mercury, a kitten who lost his front paws in an accident when he was only 4 days old, has absolutely no idea that he is supposed to be disabled. In fact, he does the best T. Rex impression you will ever see on Caturday
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Old and busted: medical marijuana. Hot new idea: medical coke and meth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
...and then there's that time you got so wasted after a funeral that you woke up on a flight landing in Amsterdam with no idea how you got there
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Couple refuses to pay for cab ride after they had sex in the back seat. "We thought the show would be payment enough"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Forty-one ways your childhood could have been irrevocably altered
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you lose sound on your newscast for 20 minutes, you have to go to the old Tim Russert standby... whiteboards
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby southern tamandua anteater born at Staten Island Zoo. Just like human kids, it's compelled to stick out its tongue when getting a photo taken
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chicago Cops now require frozen oxygen DI-hydrogen defense and armor
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Hershey's is hiring a "chocolate futurist." That's nuts
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What your coffee order says about you. Hipster, retro-cool or snob?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Prosecutors say woman stabbed man with a comb in self-defense, though it wasn't her first brush with the law
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Fri February 21, 2014
(GigaOM)
 
 
 
Comcast and Netflix appear to have reached a peering agreement, so get ready for price hikes
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida man overcomes fear of spiders, ever having gainful employment, by tattooing spider on his face
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for dialing 911 several times because she was tired of the store employee asking her to get out of the shopping cart
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Exxon CEO: "Fracking is completely safe"; When it's in his backyard: "Fark That"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Terrorists planning to use rabbits as weapons. In response, the US Dept. of Miscellaneous Weapons seek funding for development of a holy hand grenade
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
High school wrestling team photo of a dummy hanging by a noose wasn't a simulated lynching, it was a simulated suicide. Bet you feel silly now
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
You can now be arrested for DUI in Tennessee even if you're sober
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(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop these prettily packed peepers
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(xoJane)
 
 
 
"Duke sucks" just took on a different meaning
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Even knowing this, you'll still do it on your first trip
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I am Jack's actuarial miscalculation
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nikko Jenkins, aka "The Human Doodle Pad", claims his rights were violated by being kept in Solitary, thus preventing him from walking around killing everything that moves
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hospital pumps patient full of morphine, then lets him drive home. What could possibly go wrong?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Venezuela threatens to expel additional foreign media, including CNN is they don't "rectify" their coverage. CNN assures that their news coverage has been getting rectal all over it for years and rectifying it further will be too much rectal
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Arizona Game & Fish releases picture of ugly ass bighorn sheep born in the wild; ewe will really like this
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What has the asinine Neknominate craze taught us? Obviously nothing as it's being played by 10-year-olds in primary schools now
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(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
The 101 Best Restaurants in America...not that most people can afford to eat in them
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Blind man acquitted in fatal shooting gets guns back. Not everybody saw that coming
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Burglar tries to flee from police by swimming in a lake. WTFark: He was already handcuffed
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Another reason not to be a homophobic bigot: you drop dead earlier
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's not quite finals yet, but that doesn't mean there isn't a test. It's the Friday afternoon Fark Weird News Quiz, now with 14 vitamins and minerals
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gravitational pull in action
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(West Kentucky Star)
 
 
 
Illinois man charged with stabbing death at gun club. You're doing it wrong
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
For today's NYC subway etiquette lesson: Popping your partner's pimples while on a crowded train is farking disgusting, just so you know
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(Guns.com)
 
 
 
If your home defense shotgun doesn't have a bayonet, you're inviting the slaughter of your entire family
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The "deal" reached in Ukraine was helped along by a negotiating tactic more familiar to mob bosses than diplomats as Polish foreign minister is caught on tape telling opposition leaders "sign this deal or you will all die"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sitting in a car when the cops crash into it while driving the wrong way down a one-way street? That's an arrestin'
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Rapper Slim Thug is certain the mayor of Houston would name a day in his honor if only his name wasn't Slim Thug
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(All Africa)
 
 
 
Turns out you can get your weiner stuck in a hooker's gooch, requiring emergency services to get it out
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Anne Frank books vandalized in Tokyo. Librarians nervously guarding other books by deaf, dumb and blind girls
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "I HATE YOU. FARK YOU FOR DOING THIS TO ME. GET THIS FARKER OUT....NOW" New hotness: "GET THIS FARKER OUT IN TEN MINUTES. GOD, I HATE YOU"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently to prove he actually DOES believe in that "universal compassion for all living things" stuff, the Dalai Lama willingly spends a day at a conservative think tank in DC surrounded by hundreds of lobbyists
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Six charged with online dating fraud. Turns out it's a crime to say you love staying in and going out, are comfortable in jeans or a dress and people, if you liked walking on the beach as much as you say you do, the damn things would be paved by now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China demands Obama not meet the Dalai Lama: "(If) the U.S. president wishes to meet any person, it's his own affair, but he cannot meet the Dalai," said a Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson confused on the meaning of the words, "his own affair"
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
Binghamton, NY man beaten with icicle
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(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
"Shocked woman finds weasel in her curtains." It's not a euphemism, but it sure sounds like one
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
North Carolina's beachfront residents are shocked to learn that insurance companies don't like it when the Atlantic Ocean is your periodic houseguest
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Elementary kids exposed to man in giant penis costume and 'pin-the-tail on the anus' game at UC Berkeley. Is it pledge week already?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Trashcan lids, toboggans, sleds are all so last century. What every Real Man™ needs is an electric sled, basically a miniature winter tank
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Ukraine? Is that thing even still going on?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Beijing issues rare pollution alert, have apparently found tiny traces of clean air mixed in with their usual smog
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(The Local)
 
 
 
10 year old dwarf-impersonator now officially has a bad Hobbit of stealing cars
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(BBC)
 
 
 
South Korea would like the world to know THAT IT IS DEVELOPING CYBER WEAPONS TO ATTACK THE NORTH, and why is everyone facepalming?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ukrainian President Yanukovych announces peace deal to be signed today
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Crime tip: If you steal a home sound system, don't return 30 minutes later because you forgot the remote
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kiev before and after becoming a Call of Duty level
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude the bigger the man in the boat, the more the boat will rock
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this record breaker
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
While the rest of the country shivers through winter, it's so warm in Phoenix the scorpions and spiders and gila monsters are already coming out of hibernation
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
In a desperate bid to get the state its own Fark tag, Arizona lawmakers want to reject Common Core standards because of some new-fangled fuzzy math that replaces numbers with letters
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cops have six hour stand off with empty building. That's some good police work, Lou
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(Newser)
 
 
 
HOA enlists attorney, forcing family to take down sign welcoming their son home from the military
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(Today)
 
 
 
Teens at high school come together to help 510 lb teen exercise and get healthy after weight gain caused by the death of his father
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The "rise" of internet nostalgia. Pretty sure it's always been about nostalgia
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The last Medal of Honor recipient who stormed Omaha Beach on D-Day had passed (link corrected)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The wife of Scientologist leader David Miscavige isn't missing. She's being held by force at a secret Scientology compound without contact with the outside world after questioning her husband's infallibility. See, very different
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
A review of the new Bacon Inside Burger from Jack-in-the-Box--which has bacon strips, bacon in the burger, and, for some odd reason, lettuce--as written by a woman who hates Jack-in-the-Box
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Luckily for the five-month-old baby who stopped breathing in traffic, Florida's finest were nearby. Along with an award-winning photojournalist
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Thu February 20, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Cancer really sucks. Cancer patients on the other hand don't
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The best opening paragraph of any magazine story, ever
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers say as far as S&M goes, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. pedestrian who was hit by a car because snow-covered sidewalks forced him to walk on the road lives just long enough in the hospital to learn that police issued him a ticket
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Go home, Sunoco. You're drunk
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Smartest. Girl Scout. Ever
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You can now be charged with battery for making a student unclog a urinal with his bare hands "His hands smelled of urine"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Another sinkhole proves buying property in Florida can really suck
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this decorated sailor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What 30 years of "free trade" gets you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gay Catholic heart attack patient denied last rites, goes on to survive out of spite
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
University professor claims to have partially decoded the Voynich manuscript, because who the hell would know if he didn't?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some OUTRAAAAGE??? News reports are coming in that Obama disgraced the United States by serving only a cheap 2011 white Morlet 'La Proportion Doree' at the State dinner honoring the French president
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Stolen VW Beetle found in Detroit--40 years after it disappeared in Tenessee
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Further proof the Midwest shouldn't be allowed to pizza
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(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Man hospitalised after falling 25ft off scaffolding while taking a 'Skywalker selfie'
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What makes the perfect cookie? Is it a special ingredient? Prepping a certain way? Don't hold out now, we've got milk ready and want fresh cookies... so help us out
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Evangelical Patrick Henry College, forbids students to smoke, drink, swear, dance or even date without written parental permission; and of course, in keeping with biblical principles, if you are raped it's your own fault, you filthy harlot
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
Bad: You get caught plagiarizing. Embarrassing: From a high school student's blog post. Holy Fark: In an official bill you introduce as a state legislator
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Joe and his pepper mill
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
So all of you farkers that own 2014 Porsche 911 GT3s need to stop driving them immediately because you're in great danger
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Archdiocese shutters school for lack of funds, builds $500,000 addition to Archbishop's already palatial home. Looks like Scumbag Steve wears a miter
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(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Things Facebook could have bought for $19 billion instead of WhatsApp: 200 million years of NetFlix. 12.6 million hot dogs. 4 World Trade Centers. 678 nuclear bombs
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
PA couple sentenced to prison because a child of theirs died after they refused to seek medical care for their infant, preferring to rely on faith healing. Again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The evolution of magazine covers. No explanation of exactly what a magazine is, however
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
Remember all those hippy stoners who claimed that legal weed would be a tax bonanza for Colorado bringing in like $70 million in revenue? Turns out they were totally wrong, of by almost 40%-it's more like $100 million
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
What's worse than a fire that forces everyone in town to evacuate? An acid fire that forces everyone in town to evacuate
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Not news: Mr. Hayes is a model neighbor who pays property taxes, shares from his vegetable garden and fixes up his house. News: He's a squatter
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
"Just a moment, officer. I need to get my crack pipe"
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(War and Peace Reporting)
 
 
 
Who knew that "bride theft" was such a huge issue in Kazakstan?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's a question somebody should ask: "Does an octopus make a good pet?
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
BrewDog launches craft beer burger infused with enough beer it requires ID
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(The State)
 
 
 
Oregon company sells Edward Snowden action figure. Instead of wetting itself, the doll just constantly leaks
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(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ok, I get it, you're thirsty - but is it really worth travelling more than 3,000 miles for a British beer?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brain dead teen doing "much better physically", considering run for congress
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who's to blame for Ukraine? Putin? The protestors? The Eurozone? A complex conglomeration of socio-economic and political circumstances? Hell no. Marx
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(99.7 Now)
 
 
 
"I love you honey. Now let me rip your head off and eat it while I orgasm on your decapitated body"
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Welcome to your new Covered California plan. Your network consists of only four doctors taking new patients, out of which only one is board certified. And they are all located in East Oakland
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If the shoe fits, masturbate into it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bad: Rio's Carnival bans topless dancers. Good: Rio's Carnival bans topless dancers with fake breasts
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
And for today's weather in Michigan we will have.....EVERYTHING
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(DC 101)
 
 
 
Barack Obama is using Miley Cyrus to destroy America
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You are drunk and want to do something exciting. Why not go steal a Humvee from the local National Guard? Who would notice?
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Fire ups its game, strikes its mortal enemies right where they'd least expect
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Polar vortex creates new strain of stink bug that is impervious to everything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sharks are attacking fewer people, but killing more. Hooray for efficiency
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The IOC seeks to distance itself from pussy-whipping
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Consistency is a hallmark of good engineering. Unless, of course, you're consistently leaking radioactive water like Fukushima
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Texas hooker to blow the bible belt
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart looks back on his '80s days as a bartender at the greatest punk club in New Jersey: "And there, post-stage-vomit, is Martha Quinn on Stiv Bators' lap, basically Zamboni-ing the inside of his mouth" (Not safe for work pic in link)
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Apparently Brits don't care about governments spying on them because of James Bond. Tally Ho
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Were you severely injured in a car accident? Oh wow, lost a foot and internal bleeding? Well I hope you have the right insurance so we can save your foot and your life or this could be a very awkward ambulance ride
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Steampunk group forcibly ejected from mall from being too well dressed, nerds
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(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Staff gives up money to armed robber under threat of being cut into eight equal-sized pieces
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French book seller defends publication of kids undressing by using an Asterix to shield his Obelix
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of man to get arrested for inappropriately touching a female elementary school student while dropping his own son off at the school
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Man fired for using a forklift to shake loose a Twix bar that got stuck in a vending machine
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
You know you're talented when you're one of the most sought-after sex workers at the local sex worker camp--even though you're in the last few months of your pregnancy
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(Latin Post)
 
 
 
Scrotum, Hitler, Facebook & Circumcision are no longer 'approved' baby names in the Mexican state of Sonora. No word on Lemongello or Lexus, or whether Fark is now interested in a new state tag
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sorry, you can't come to this dolphin show, you're German
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(Miami Herald Blog)
 
 
 
The inexplicable phenomena of swordplay at supermarkets persists, with predicable results
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Drone wars: Soldier arrested for putting lives in danger by flying a drone around Eiffel Tower in Paris
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
75 year old man, tired of plows undoing his driveway clearing efforts, does what any rational person would do. Gets arrested for blocking the plow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chocolate starfish
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Deserted wife discovers her missing and declared-dead husband has resurfaced after living in California for 20 years: "I will go at him for back child support, cat support, everything." Cat support?
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Alcoholics taught how to brew beer to 'stop them drinking mouthwash'
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists still trying to determine if cat bites lead to human depression or if cats just prefer biting depressed people
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Church organist charged with fondling five little pianists over the past thirty years
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(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
You hate the rain? Try being the woman stuck in her house because she's allergic to WATER
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Parliament flees Kiev, some police captured, and lots of bodies--situation in Ukraine is continuing to deteriorate
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This just in: Alien buildings found on the surface of Mercury
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Be on the lookout -- 800 pigeons used in Santeria rituals stolen from Florida breeders
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Good: Getting Farked on Valentine's Day. Bad: Getting Forked on Valentine's Day
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(Grist)
 
 
 
Dairy production increases when the cows listen to REM. This one goes out to the one I milk
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A map showing which states have the longest and shortest sex reveals Virginia is NOT for lovers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two American security officers found dead on Captain Phillips' ship. Who's the captain now?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cute teen girl who previously lived as a boy reaches final of Miss Coventry beauty competition, despite being subjected to death threats: "I felt it was important to make a stand. You don't have to look or be a certain way to be beautiful" (w/pic)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There is one pronoun that will make you simply irresistible to women. Whom doesn't want that?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Snow-covered roof collapse kills 2 cows, injures 4 others. *sigh* Oh well, no use crying over split milk
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Flight delayed because of man writing in Arabic
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 459: "The Camera Made Me Do It 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 19, 2014
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"You might not like that artwork but it is not garbage, cleaning lady"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Environmentalists are coming for your dry cleaning
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Worst family tradition ever
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Because everyone knows that if you think you're being chased by a motorcycle gang the first thing you should do is abandon your baby daughter and go hide in the ceiling of your local Petco
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Note to self: Do not try to kick a live grenade away from you (warning: graphic)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sausages made from baby poop: Sure, they sound delicious, but are they good for you?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Been acting weird lately and don't know why? Blame the parasites living in your brain
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Going from sitting in the principal's office to working as a custodian. Fark: Going from working as a custodian to sitting in the principal's office
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ex-soldier who murdered an Iraqi family and was the subject of the book "Black Hearts" hangs himself
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Homeland security issues alert that new wave of shoe bombers *may* be coming, but they don't know who will be targeted. Missed it, by that much
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this friendly foreign correspondent
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Contractor who built bridge with broken bolts and corrosive water leaks gets exactly what he deserves: A $49,000,000 bonus
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Warning: a nudist cruise may attract dangerous, violent perverts
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Could this 87-year-old Spanish Duchess become the next Queen of Scotland?
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Neighbor-of-the-Year contender: steals dog from man with terminal cancer, then kicks and punches police when they come for her. (Subby's neighbors)
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
A creditor serving a Writ of Garnishment on a debtor's employer to recover money owed in a judgment isn't all that unusual-unless of course that employer is The United States House of Representatives
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(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
President Obama is the new face of foreign Viagra
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Your barista made a heart in your latte? That's cute
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Tired of paying a lot for electricity? Come to New York, where you can get it for free
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Four students injured in the latest high school mass-hot chocolate explosion
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this weird water tower
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Florida town names Vanilla Ice 'Outstanding Citizen of the Year'
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Ukraine? Nope. Mykraine
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the most interesting town judge in the world
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
The statement on this t-shirt is very eloquently worded (Not safe for work content)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A real man doesn't ask for directions. A real man wouldn't get lost in a mall either
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
The only problem with that beautiful picture that went viral of a Syrian orphan is that his parents were standing 20 steps away when it was taken
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Wow. So dead. Much meat. Many yum
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After yesterday's bloodshed, Ukrainian president Yanukovych decides to dial back the rhetoric and become a voice of reason. Just kidding, he orders protesters to "disassociate themselves" from each other or be considered enemies of the state
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sadly, he was unable to attain his life-long goal of catching his beloved wife Judy "cutting the cheese" or "playing the bum trumpet" -- which he likened to a mythical rarity like spotting Bigfoot or a unicorn
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Your scrotal seam is a labia and four other terrifying things about the male body
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: after my husband and I moved we were welcomed with open arms by our new neighbors, but when it was our turn to host an event we deliberately excluded the two gay couples because Jesus, now everyone is calling us bigots WTH?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Amtrak, the Prius of long-distance travel
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
You can listen to all the economists you want, but when one of the largest beer makers in the world cuts production because fewer people in the world can afford beer, everything that needs said about the world economy has been said
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
10 Facts About Redheads. You can click to the left for the facts or to the right for the ginger thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman pays for hypnotherapy to become a plastic sex doll. "I'd hit it with a blindfold on" pic included. Brought to you by Mattel
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently there are other things one can do with honey besides using it as bait in a Hunger Games style competition among stuffed animals living in a hundred acre woodland. Who knew?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Not only are today's teens completely unqualified to hold a paying job, they're also not that great at disorganized crime
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"Why did our bicycles leave us?" asked the fish
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"The answer is, 'extremely awkward'." Bzzz. "Alex, what was last night's episode of Jeopardy?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hard to figure out what is more wrong: a Pizza Hut manager in West Virginia caught on CCTV taking a whiz in a food prep sink, or local media referring to Pizza Hut as 'an Italian food chain'
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Earth was a big slime ball for a billion years before oxygen came along and made it into a better planet. Now they have been together for almost 550 million years and are still going strong. Begin your dating journey with match.com
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Police officials confirm that "Satanic Serial Killer" is just your usual garden-variety attention whore
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Sun Times has to explain to its readership what a captcha is in this article about mugshot mining. Clearly, Tribune readers are much smarter
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(Osun Defender (Nigeria))
 
 
 
A four-year pregnancy is bad enough, but it's even worse when you go through the pain of labor just to deliver a stone
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Department of Homeland Security wants to build a national license plate tracking system that will track every driver's movements around the country. What is your destination, citizen?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
When a fraternity hazing game mortally injures a pledge, the thing to do is: a) call 911, b) Google "head injuries", or c) wait an hour before taking him to the hospital. [answer: B&C]
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Is there really a shortage of clowns in the US? "No there is not," says angry clown leader
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Before you assault your girlfriend because you think all these random men are sending her direct messages, first educate yourself about how Facebook really works
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(UPI)
 
 
 
And now for information you DON'T want to know: Barbara Walters reveals that the name of her vibrator is "selfie"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ladies of leisure
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember when all you needed to go ice fishing was a mobile outhouse and not some tricked-out shelter that more related to an RV?
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Cities are running out of places to pile their snow and it's only mid-February
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police allow Thai protests. Breast, wing protests to follow
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Tyson Foods treats the farmers they use for their product as modern-day sharecroppers
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
"Hello, 911? Can you help me? He took my beer and he bought my beer for me"
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
In 2013, three Iowans were killed by synthetic marijuana; just imagine what would happen if regular marijuana were legal in the state, right? RIGHT?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's time to play America's favorite game show, "What Products Sold at Wal-Mart Would Be Banned at Whole Foods." Coming up next on The Hipster Channel
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
You know it was a crazy 30th anniversary vow renewal ceremony when one person is shot to death, others wounded - and the jury can't convict anyone because so many people were shooting
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Cute-ass baby elephant saved by villagers after it falls into deep muddy ditch
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at why Facebook is full of idiotic half-baked stories about miracle cures claiming to be science. Shockingly, this has nothing to do with trying to cull the herd
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
There's nothing like returning home to discover your house was burglarized and that the culprit helped himself to your comfortable davenport, falling asleep atop it, clutching a knife
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Okay, I understand that being in the honor guard must be tough and every once in a while you need to blow off some steam, but who on Earth thought this was a good idea???
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So you want to pay for the cost of the first responders' meals? Yep, that's a McFiring
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Norse myth predicts world will end this Saturday. BLOODY VIKINGS
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Student says he had a sexual relationship with teacher...possible felony charges may result...for the student
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the NO FIRES IN THE RESTROOMS light. Please refrain from setting any more fires until we have reached our final destination. Thank you"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guys, it's time we had the dude talk. That lump or wart on your junk, yeah man. It's time to get it checked out, cause we're all dudes here, and we don't like to get girly and talk emotions and junk. But, don't let your little dude get messed up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
11-year-old boy decides he's tired of fighting terminal cancer and gives his mom his bucket list. Item 1: Release dust storm
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Connecticut makes it illegal to have missiles on your car, unless you have a properly issued license from the British government
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Hunter mistakes man practicing turkey calls for a deer, shoots him twice with a high-powered rifle
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Tue February 18, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
When did we get donuts stuffed with ice cream?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
A pig like that, you don't eat all at once
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man who fired multiple times into an occupied car, killing a teenage girl, claims he was "firing to scare"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
American teens get stoned and go on Facebook, Syrian teens go on Facebook and get stoned
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa man wins $1 million in Powerball by playing the same numbers every week .... for 20 years
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photopshop this Hasidic and his hole
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(Shorty Awards)
 
 
 
The Shorty Awards are back, and regardless of what you think about them, there is one candidate that rises above the rest. One candidate that has what it takes. One candidate that promised free beer to Farkers if he won
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
US firm develops artificial egg for use in everything from cakes to mayonnaise. That's going to be hard to beat
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently the reason Spain's economy has tanked is because they're in the wrong timezone
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Adorable 101-year-old Florida man to run for Congress
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sometimes your neighbor's dorm room stinks because they're a disgusting slob. Other times it's because they've been dead for over a week and started to decompose
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(Utah Daily Herald Extra)
 
 
 
Utah mom buys entire stock of "pornographic" t-shirts from Pac Sun, plans to return them in 60 days for full credit
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ole Miss students decorate campus in honor of Black history month
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these merry medalists
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
With nine people dead and over 100 injured today, sh*t just got real in Ukraine. Link goes to live video feed
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In any other state Meanie the Peacock might have been rehabilitated... but this was Texas, my friends, so dinner is served
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie: I'm a live-in nanny who works for this totally annoying couple, so I secretly made them drink toilet water. Now they're both sick. Should I feel bad?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We all just about died from an asteroid near-miss yesterday. So, when you get tired of feeling relieved, head on over to look at NASA's handy-dandy calendar of upcoming potential Earth destroyers
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Don't knock off an Iowa taco stand Ralphie, where the cashiers know their weaponry: "I don't have anything for you-and plus, that's a BB gun"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Advertisers notice that online ads aren't yet intrusive enough, start buying Chrome extensions and secretly pushing ads directly without users ever opting in. Penis enlargement for everybody
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(Time)
 
 
 
In what is bound to be an award winning journalism landmark article, TIME magazine informs the world how to predict weather using a cat
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The hottest jobs in Detroit are $10 per hour blight surveyors, tasked with cataloging the estimated 90,000 structures that are abandoned. "If you know how to work a cellphone, you could do this,"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How bad a serial killer are you when a Satanist church won't even take credit for knowing you?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Are you a teenager? Do you have a "life"? Congrats, you're gonna be depressed at some point
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GA lawmakers introduce bill to protect gun owners who "accidentally" carry a gun into an airport. "A lot of people carry a weapon. It's almost like it's just a second nature to them. And sometimes they forget where they have {it}"
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
USDA announces recall of Hot Pockets. Jim Gaffigan inconsolable, unfunny
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(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
United airlines clean up crew busy scrubbing brown stains out of the seats on a 737 in Billings Montana
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(Politico)
 
 
 
88% of New Yorkers want marijuana legalized. The other 12% was busy looking for the mythical "Dorito King" in the couch cushions
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Well-behaved Mormon lady convinced Disney film is turning kids into misbehaving little queers
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Are you really good at that app game where you swipe the airplanes into the runways? Well, you may be overqualified now to become a real Air Traffic Controller
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Man pulled down his pants in a cathedral and shouted anti-religious language before damaging a crucifix and punching an old woman in the face.... but don't worry, he made a donation first
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Police officer to "live tweet" his shift tonight. What could go wrong, asks chuckling Florida tag
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
The safest city in the nation is Franklin, Massachusetts. So, if you want to commit a crime, no one will be prepared in Franklin, Massachusetts
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Despite record snowfall, shooting out the windshield of the plow truck for not clearing your parking lot fast enough is apparently still illegal in Michigan
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Think the "anti-vaxxer" idiots are just a very small but very loud minority? Yeah well...hope you don't have any school age children in the Pacific Northwest or near the Great Lakes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is a national shortage of clowns, which proves Megan's Law worked
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme has combined coffee flavors into two new doughnuts, so you don't have to dunk them. USA USA
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
All right students, how many of you will skip school when we schedule a snow make-up day on Saturday? Be sure to show your work
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
While we make fun of Sochi for lacking snow, Alaska is trying to scrape up enough to have a dogsled race
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman accused of shooting ex-boyfriend during domestic dispute. "They used to be in a romantic relationship, but they aren't anymore." says Officer Obvious
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat takes down an Olympic arena ceiling; Putin to make bare-chested announcement of personally finding and taming the curious beast
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Snake that took a deadly bite out of Kentucky preacher gets salvation, will rise again
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
A disturbing look inside a secret soiree held by the ultra rich. Many Bothans died to bring us this information
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Library amnesty on late fines results in return of copy of "The Adventures Of Pinocchio" after 63 years. When returner asked why it took so long, subsequent lie made book grow to the size of a double-decker bus
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hoax of the day: Is that cute talking animal app you just downloaded for your kid really a gateway to let pedophiles spy on your children? YUUUPPPP (NOOOOPE)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The worst town in Arizona is overrun with packs of stray--wait for it--chihuahuas
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these surrounded soldiers working their way out
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time we all admit that the SATs are an utterly worthless waste of time and money that serve no purpose and fail to even remotely predict a student's success in college
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