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Sun January 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not to be outshone by all the attention the by the Grammy awards are getting tonight, Obama says "Hey everyone. Look at me, I'm lobbing missiles into Somalia"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man proves that flushing money down the toilet isn't just some idiom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One wheel. Zero emissions. Seven years in development. Zero room for your beatch. WTF
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Nazi death camp museum employees use museum's office equipment to produce and distribute anti-Semitic propaganda
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Nineteen year-old in stable condition after being shot on basketball court, will have to consult rulebook to see how many free-throws he gets in return
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I gave my husband a kidney, then he dumped me... now I want it back"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
It's called "good cholesterol" because it can solidify into fat-clogs and instantly kill you. Wait, what?
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fewer teenagers in Florida are hurrying out to get their driver's licenses, as they are terrified to share the road with elderly folks desperately searching for a farmer's market
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A match made in heaven. Meet Remy, the 9-year old pit bull that was adopted by three nuns
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Ukranian threat
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Following up on the report of millions spent by Canada's Harper govt for non-existent jobs program, almost $15M spent last year promoting program that ended 2 years ago
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unplugged
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the ladies of Arpaio's Estrella who have the privilege of being on America's only female chain gang. Hear the songs that were written just for them to sing, see their artful choreography in the wretched life of a lonely heart oh ohhhh ohhh
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(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
New Zealand school district finds out that if you let kids be kids during recess there was a decrease in bullying and vandalism during recess and kids ended up performing better in school
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
You know what I could really go for? Some snake ice cream. WTF Japan
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ten Mad Men-esque HR policies that should disappear in 2014, like Attendance Policies and Progressive Discipline. Yes, just let the employees have run of the place and trust that they will show up to work and not f*ck things up when they're there
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Jordan now major player in mid-east relations. Rodman has DPRK sewn up. Shaq calls dibs on South America
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(The Day)
 
 
 
"The Bank Street [Fire Department] headquarters did not meet fire safety codes, was not compliant with the Americans with Disabilities Act and had no fire alarm, sprinkler or fire suppression systems"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Confessions of a former Buddhist Libertarian who realized his two ideologies could never reconcile
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian Penn State student described by one neighbor as "The weirdest individual I've ever met" arrested with bomb making materials in a suitcase
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(AP)
 
 
 
In Obama's America, the new face of food stamps is working-age Americans
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Super Bowl is only a week away, so naturally it's time to publish an article that claims chicken wings are cruel, unusual, and disgusting so the delicious snack should be ruined for everyone. Thanks, Salon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are you doing on this lazy Sunday?
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(AP)
 
 
 
The Pope released two doves in a gesture of peace, the clouds parted and God said "screw that"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fire victims are believed to be trapped under two feet of ice, technically making them ice victims
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Nvidia worker killed by train. Accident blamed on bad drivers
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Teen takes over plane after pilot collapses, is talked along by ground control: "Can you fly this plane and land it? Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Next on The SyFy Channel: Catnado
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(Relax)
 
 
 
It's the ultimate airport scam: Man buys a first-class airline ticket so he can dine for free at the airport's VIP lounge, and then cancels the ticket at the last minute to get a refund. And he did it more than 300 times before getting caught
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To protect the common folk and bolster the military, Russia turns to the Cossacks. Это не повтор
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Until today, you probably never paused to think about frogs' love ripples and the effect they have on bats. Welcome to Fark
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Here it is: States ranked in order of best to live in. Bet you can guess the bottom 10 and the top five without looking
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Well, that's a silly way to design a traffic barrier
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Cattle ranchers around Yellowstone Park: Let's shoot all the wild buffalo in the park with vaccinated biobullets. The National Park Service: Yeeeeah, not so fast
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Norovirus saves Caribbean Cruise passengers from having to go to Haiti
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this angry bird
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Hon, I really am not being arrested by the way. Will you marry me?"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Polluted roads found to be lowering the life expectancy of Scots. Added to national diet of grease and sugar, astonishing alcohol consumption and complete lack of exercise, that life expectancy will soon be measured in purely negative integers
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
When you're getting stopped and frisked by an officer, you probably don't want to hear the sound POP when they frisk your genitals
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(Bulawayo 24)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Cops flee from station as family dumps goblin"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The goggles, they do nothing
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hey, freedom isn't free
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(Salon)
 
 
 
This just in: For-profit colleges don't care whether or not their students can pay back Federal loans, as they get the money one way or another
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Sat January 25, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Police scramble to find criminal mastermind who made off with $22,000 worth of eggs, hope to crack the case soon. Omelette you come up with your own theory, but some think it was an inside job
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brazilian police chief goes on leave for three months and comes back as a smoking hot woman
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets a birthday present for himself. News: He steals it. C) FARK: A 132-foot ferry
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You cannot get a decent cup of coffee in France
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Scientific consensus is that January will be the coldest month in the US this century. And we all know you can't argue with scientific consensus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Does profanity belong in the modern workplace? F*ck yes
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(io9)
 
 
 
The NSA has a not-creepy-at-all website just for kids. The more you know
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Scientists pin down the exact time Monet painted 'Étretat: Sunset.' 4:53 p.m. on Monday, Feb 5, 1883. My impression -- very cool
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas drops algebra II so students have time to focus on high paying jobs "such as at Toyota's factory in San Antonio or oil and chemical giant BASF"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Pornographic studio tries to satisfy customer demands for condomless porn by digitally removing condoms in post-production. Perhaps they could get George Lucas to help them
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(io9)
 
 
 
You know how a lot of people died in WWI? Now we think it might have been a lot more. Oops
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Give us a quote. Inspirational, pithy, wise, whatever you've got
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Alpine lounger
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney puts politics behind him and says although he may have differences with Barack Obama, he is the President of the United States and he supports him. Just kidding. He says Putin is a better President
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona Senator John McCain is formally censured by the Arizona GOP. Fark: For being too liberal
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(Capital Journal)
 
 
 
In one of those "it's sad that we had to resort to making it illegal", South Dakota proposes bill to have students held back if they can't read. Sad tag beats out Obvious tag crying in the corner
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
AP sends George Zimmerman a cease-and-desist letter for his latest painting. Well that was 15 minutes wasted
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Oh you are so going to Hell
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
We Saved the World: WWI and America's rise as a Superpower
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Its Australia Day here in Oz .. so here are some pics of what Australia may look like .. don't be fooled though.. this place is out to kill you
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
You'd think a firearms instructor and former police officer would know better than to accidentally shoot himself in the leg while parked outside of a school, waiting for his son
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Petition to legalize medical marijuana gets 710,508 verified signatures, surpassing the "magic number" to get lawmakers to consider and reject the bill
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy campers
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
When the police, DCS, therapists, and hospital staff all agree that exorcism(s) are your best course of action and are willing to assist-- you might want to just find a new rental house
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Defying all medical reason and a judge's order, Fort Worth hospital considers appeal because they 'have a duty to protect the fetus'
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
States considering weighing labels on genetically-altered food. Do you eat or will consider eating genetically-altered food?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Natural gas pipeline explosion near Otterburne. Also, Beaverburne, Mooseburne
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know how you're always saying if you had the time and the resources you could make a better civilization than the one we're living in today? Fox wants you to prove it. On a year-long reality show
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
School teacher misunderstands the term potluck
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 24-year-old Australian model is fed up with being considered 'plus-sized' despite having a toned, healthy body: "It's about health, not forcing my body to be something it's not meant to be" (w/pics)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
As far as modern doctor's instruments go, the stethoscope is starting to be as useful as leech tongs and clysters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boy born without arms learns to play the trumpet. Let's all give him a big hand
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
As part of his efforts to promote patriotism in his jails, Sheriff Joe Arpaio puts inmates on a bread and water diet if they deface the American flag decals he makes mandatory in every cell
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're thinking about becoming a bi-sexual to double your chances for a date, it doesn't work that way
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Time to reset that clock. UPDATE: Shooting suspect confirmed dead. Link to police briefing in article
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Honey, I'm fresh out of boob deodorant. Can you pick me up some on your way home?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Consumers rushing to stock up on Marmite because it contains ingredients illegal in Canada. "It's nuts," he said. "I think The Independent ... said, what is wrong with Canada? They sell guns and they won't sell Marmite?"...that about covers it"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Customer: "Hi, I'd like to withdraw some money from my bank account please." Bank Teller: "Nope, unless you can tell us what it's for; and show us an itemized receipt or quote of expenses"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the food world was out of stupid ideas, here's artisanal toast from San Francisco at $4 a slice
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coca Cola, eager to cash in on public scrutiny over lost personal information, coughs up records including social security numbers on 74,000 current and former employees. Kicker:: the data was NOT encrypted
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans now experimenting with wilderness medicine rather than taking their chances with Obamacare
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The spectacular rise and fall of the new Millennium's best innuendo killer, "That's what she said"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It isn't often that street protests are described as "apocalyptic" but these photos of the riots tearing Kiev apart are a blazing exception
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bad: Wife shoots you in a domestic dispute. FARK: She shoots you in the arm and head, and while you stagger to the neighbors for help, stabs herself in the neck and calls police saying you shot her
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(KMTR Eugene)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Panhandling for spare change. New hotness: panhandling for kidney
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rather than let a boy with cerebral palsy and chronic seizures bring his service dog to school, school board decides to discriminate against him by crafting new rules that ban service dogs because they could be "dangerous"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Scariest headline of the day: Toilet flushing system recalled due to impact, laceration hazards
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this street platoon
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Almost half the population of the state of Maine have cats. Subby suspects those people are using them to stay warm while reading Caturday
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's happening DC/NOVA/"Merry" Land (Arlington) Liver prep course. Jay's, 7PM 25 "Jan." There will be n00bs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pre-Arlington Party Liver Prep Course
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Airport screeners stop kilted man after finding something even deadlier than plastic explosive in his luggage -- Haggis
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
A high-speed police chase that spanned two counties in Iowa started with the theft of an eyebrow pencil and a pair of tweezers and ended with a car bursting into flames
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
US athletes advised not to wear their Olympic uniforms outside the sports venues; or if they must, to switch to the Canadian one
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Taco Bell continues using Mad Libs to create new menu items, latest invention: Quesarito
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Profits at P&G getting shaven, because hipsters aren't
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
What would happen if someone at BP hit the reply all button? Hilarity, that's what
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After checking out Fark.com, I can say that, in my opinion, it is a place filled with sober, deliberate, mature people who reflect on the news of the day in a thoughtful and considered manner
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Fri January 24, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
I'm kind of wondering what would happen to your voice if you just, you know, like stop talking? I mean, I don't talk sometimes, like at home although then I talk to my cat Mr. Fluffy. Or at night, but actually friends say I kind of talk in my sleep
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Lunch lady steals $1 million from school lunch line during her 15-years manning cash-only cart. That's a lot of fish sticks
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Artist Grayson Perry was awarded a CBE by the Prince of Wales today in a ceremony at Buckingham Palace. Mr. Perry wore "a midnight blue dress and matching fitted jacket with a wide brimmed black-hat decorated with what looked like ostrich feathers"
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Before you place your bets for Super Bowl XLVIII, make sure you consult the experts -- a pair of manatees
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Not News: 4 month old survives earthquake--News: is visited by fire chief on his birthday--Fark: the 1906 earthquake--ULTRAFARK: There is another, older, survivor
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Father takes his 11 year-old son to the woods in order to perform an exorcism on the boy, whom he believed was a demon. Yes, meth was involved
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
America's best brewer defeats America's worst brewer in taste, body, fullness, aroma, and lawsuits
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
How to act when in New York City ... in the 1920s
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(Listverse)
 
 
 
You can still send a telegram, drink a Tab, have your kids beaten in school and 7 other things you didn't think still existed
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this patient fisherman
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Gorgeous high school math teacher lets student bisect her angles in non-Euclidean space (bonus: video of hot teacher)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Parent expresses displeasure with school decision by sucker-punching principal. (w/ 'check out mah grill' mugshot)
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(iMotorTimes)
 
 
 
Say what you will about advertising, but you have to admire when a company can recognize that there simply aren't enough naked giants in car ads anymore
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Noah was an alien, but he built a giant UFO. You can't explain that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today we secretly replaced your regular education-related shooting with one at a historically black college. Let's see if the Media notices
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
T WA T S? Oh, that sounds like a good brewery to go to
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(The Local)
 
 
 
You haven't seen a hedgehog until you've seen this 12-ton hedgehog
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Three months, multiple court dates, and nationwide outrage later, TX judge orders hospital to remove brain-dead woman from life support
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Frogs singing in Malaysian swamp at dusk judged to be 'most beautiful sound in the world'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parents wish snowflakes' screen time was more educational
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Bill Gates got checkmated by world Chess champion Magnus Carlsen in just nine, count 'em, nine moves. Adding insult to injury, Gates kept calling the knight "the horsey guy"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Young female researcher trampled to death by elephants described as a "fearless outdoor researcher who knew how to handle dangerous animals." Besides the whole trampled to death by elephants thing
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Didja hear the one about the naked blonde who jumped from the roof of the Beverly Hills plastic surgery tower?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Friday means Quiz day. Clear your desks, here it comes
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
One graduated from Stanford with a 3.9 GPA and showed poor sportsmanship after biggest win of his career. The other street-raced a sports car while drunk. Guess which one the pundits labeled "misguided" and which one they called a "dangerous thug"?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: The Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos have made it to what's being dubbed the Marijuana Bowl. Create your own promotional flyer for it
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this. Ready? It seems Redflex may have been bribing public officials to install traffic cameras
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(WTFark)
 
Video
 
Phirman is back to ask why drunk people are running anti-alcohol campaigns, and his plan to get breast implants
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(Movoto)
 
 
 
How much would it cost to buy Pee-wee's playhouse? Surprisingly quite a bit, and it doesn't even come with a bike
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It's official: Hipsters proclaim beekeeping OVER, hunting and fishing IN
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The coolest hand-painted murals brought to life as animated GIFs you'll see all day
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(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Pensioner breaches his sex act pram ban by being caught...with a pram
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(Natural News)
 
 
 
Wheaties: Breakfast of champions, highest of all cereals in fiber, vitamins, minerals, and so much metal that each flake can be lifted with magnets, biatch. Wait, what?
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Small town forgets to check new festival name in urbandictionary before advertising and painting murals
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If it rains heavily for months and months reservoirs will slowly fill up with water
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(Naked Security)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets caught growing pot. News: After taking a selfie with his plant. Fark: From prison, with a smuggled smartphone
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(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Residents baffled after 125 foot long dead end street gets 30 mph speed limit sign
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(Trebuchet Magazine)
 
 
 
Icelandic geothermal dig hits magma. Fly, you fools, the Balrog is woken
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Cancel the zombie apocalypse alert
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sex
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(The Good Men Project)
 
 
 
12 stupid things people care way too much about. Bonus: not an annoying, time-wasting, despised and evil slideshow
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Cops say man who attacked uncle with toilet seat lid is in a pile of trouble
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
High School Student Spends Two Months Impersonating every US President on Instagram, Almost Certainly Doesn't Have Girlfriend
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN decides to get out of the news business
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you noticed a scary few moments recently where CNN's Twitter and Facebook accounts suddenly started seeming a lot less vapidly pointless than normal, you can relax: They just got hacked by the Syrian Electronic Army, is all
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
"The Big Stomach King is our hero. He has magic powers"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One in three people are living paycheck to paycheck, with no savings and are one bad day away from living on the streets. In related news, two out of three people have money and can be robbed by the first guy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With landlocked houses on small parcels of land and forbidden to build up or out, wealthy London residents are turning basements into full-size swimming pools, golf courses and bowling alleys
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Grammar expert offers to fix rogue apostrophe's on citys street sign's
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Mexico City orders restaurants to offer microbe-free drinking water
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
British police trying to be like their American counterparts in being issued handguns, carrying handguns on duty and shooting themselves while holstering their new handguns
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Define TFD, using only a picture or image macro
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The city with the highest homicide rate amongst African Americans is A) Chicago; B) Detroit; C) Omaha
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Metro North replaces its unpopular high-speed derailment program with an innovative stationary train program
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(The Local)
 
 
 
News: Crazy Norwegian destroys brother's house. Fark: With a forklift
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Ukraine's Song of Ice and Fire" photo gallery. WHAR ARE MY DRAGONS??
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The "gay mafia" has infiltrated the Swiss Guard." Why that's absurd. Have you *seen* their uniforms? Even blind gay guys refuse to wear that
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Critics say that a doll sold in the UK promotes anorexia. To stop it from crying you just push one of the doll's fingers down its throat
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Snap crackle and puff
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(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
A man walks into a bar... naked as sin from the waist down, carrying a bag of sex toys - and if you've got a problem with this you better join him outside
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After five years and three contractors, Afghanistan school still considered unsafe. Mostly because it is being built in Afghanistan
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that you broke into my house, stole my electronics, punched holes in my wall, and threw liquids around the place, but did you also have to stab my dog with a samurai sword?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Admit it: It's a little creepy that more and more parents are figuring out what beers and wine go best with all the different Girl Scout Cookies
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Now, I'm no psychiatrist, but something tells me that groping patients' breasts while using a stethoscope is not proper procedure, particularly when one of your practice areas is treatment for sexual abuse
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tennis fans
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cruise missiles vs. blimps. The Pentagon is betting on blimps
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shopping carts hurt 66 children a day, 65 of them who just watched reruns of "Jackass"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chinese military gets "C" on bilateral cooperation. WHY NOT A?
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(Go Lackawanna)
 
 
 
Ah, date night. Nothing like dinner, a movie, dropping off your girlfriend at her place, having her husband chase you through two counties and eventually running you off the road
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(BBC)
 
 
 
♪ I'm a little despot, short and stout | Here is my army, here is my pout | When I want attention, hear me shout | I make the whole world live in doubt ♪
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(Amarillo Globe-News)
 
 
 
When a police officer asks you if you consent to a search of your car, you are allowed to say no...particularly when you are driving with $2 million in meth. You also don't have to talk. Especially when you tell police your plans to sell it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
High school graduates should be encouraged to take off a year and find themselves before going to college
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The 6 foods you should never give to a child. Yes, your kid's entire diet is on the list
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
A story about two brothers who just moved to Texas from Southern California and are hoping to experience their first ever school cancellation because of bad weather. "I want to sleep in definitely"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Utah Mormons warn of 'alcohol culture'. With helpful outline of why there are no farkers in Utah
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(Elkhart Truth)
 
 
 
Liner notes from a 90s hip hop album is no way to go through life, son. (6th name down)
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(Time)
 
 
 
The most Godless city in America is Providence, Rhode Island...followed closely by Waterloo and Cedar Falls, Iowa
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seventy-year-old man has spent 43 years locked up in psychiatric hospital for. A) Rape B) Murder C) Stealing a necklace worth $20
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
The results of the cola wars are finally in: Pepsi is more cancery than Coke
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
House for sale: Meh. With a ride-able scale train that goes completely around the entire property - complete with trainyard, trestles, the works: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man claims to be multiple rock stars to avoid paying medical bills. "There was some discussion among security staff leading people to believe that he really wasn't David Gilmour"
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Thu January 23, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nine iconic brands that will soon be no more. Difficulty: the article considers Quizno's iconic
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Family of young fire hero Tyler Doohan, who died saving loved ones, now fighting over fundraiser money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kansas judge: "You gave sperm to a lesbian couple? You can't prove you didn't fark them, so you're the father, now pay up"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Twenty-five pilot whales found beached and dead near Florida. NTSB has ruled the deaths are due to pilot error
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Orphaned dog who lost her paw gets new one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bored dog
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
While Joel Osteen is buying teeth whitener in America, these Orthodox priests are waging peace in Ukraine (with the best "You Shall Not Pass" pose you'll see all day)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louisiana Public School District has a novel solution for sixth grader who felt he was being harassed by an evangelical Christian teacher for being a Buddhist: Don't be Buddhist anymore, DUH
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Quick fire pit etiquette reminder: Roasting marshmallows over the fire = good. Roasting your girlfriend's daughter's face over the fire = bad
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Student's harmless science project left on train causes total evacuation of train station and all nearby homes. And they say terrorism hasn't won
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
♫ And the kid in the back, took an elbow to the sack, And it turned into a school bus blitz. And the girl that was queefing said "Boy you'd best be leaving", And it turned into a school bus blitz. ♫
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Guess which state is to blame for the fact that nothing is getting done in DC right now
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Nearly a quarter of American adults admitted to not reading a single book in the past year, the rest asked "What is book?"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Breaking News: Oreos have three new flavors: Cookie-dough, Marshmallow-crispy, and DIABEETUS
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(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Beliebe it or not, there's one news network that won't be going wall-to-wall coverage
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
I don't know about you, but I'm gonna celebrate the fark out of this pretend-holiday
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you like a nice-a spicy meatball? What meats do you put in there? Dowsed in marinara or do you like yours other ways? Serve 'em up for us to drool over
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Just when you thought George Zimmerman couldn't get any weirder. Behold, 'Angie'
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
In Scotland, sometimes the rivers really do flow with whisky
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Mass Department of Children and Families commissioner: "We have not lost any other children." OTHER? ? ?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three days ago, Fairfax County, VA, got about 5 inches of snow. Naturally, their schools were still closed today
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thanks to the polar vortex, there are cities in Alaska that are warmer than cities in Florida today
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hey W. Virginia, you know how they said it was safe to drink the water again? Well about that
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Judge sets Bieber's bond at $2,500, or approximately the amount Bieber charges for a brief glance in the judge's direction
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(Us vs Th3m)
 
 
 
Not news: London Underground's Victoria line disrupted. News: Due to equipment room being flooded. Fark: With concrete
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big black ball
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Put down the cellphone and back away, sir. You'll thank yourself at work tomorrow
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Study reveals that anonymity leads to more 'uncivil' comments on websites. Try to read the article without mouthing the words, you stupid dolt. Man, are you a jerk
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Proving everything at JFK Airport is delayed, five people just got indicted from the 1978 Lufthansa heist
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
So it begins: Newly discovered terror cell launches attack on the fourth estate using improvised weaponry
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
"No officer, I don't smoke cigarettes, I smoke weed. I just use the Marlboro box to stash my crack"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why do "Red States" have higher divorce rates than "Blue States"? Turns out a shotgun wedding to a teenage babymomma doesn't really set a solid foundation for a lifelong partnership
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(BBC)
 
 
 
I don't know if you've been paying attention, but a revolution is happening in Ukraine right now
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Colorado Springs police play the easiest game of Carmen Sandiego ever
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(WTFark)
 
Video
 
"Any more than three cats in the refrigerator, and I'm out" Phirman recaps the best of yesterday's refrigerator-dating thread
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Brain-dead pregnant woman is being kept alive despite her family's wishes and her own DNR order, just so she can bring a "distinctly abnormal" baby into the world, as Texas state law requires
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(HyperVocal)
 
 
 
"I don't want to interfere with my daughter's private life," says tycoon offering $120M bounty to turn her straight
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
It sucks when you're accused of having a sham marriage so you have to show a jury all the passionate sex tapes you made with your wife
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists develop e-whiskers, paving the way for those cybernetic muttonchops you've been wanting
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you just said, so here's a blueberry muffin that looks like a dog
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Police report on Justin Bieber arrest sheds light on next phase of the star's career
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: My husband wants me to let him have affairs so he can be like Hemingway. Abby: Tell him it's ok, as soon as he becomes an alcoholic big game hunting novelist and then kills himself
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
At least the factory explosions are becoming more environmentally friendly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that the Millennials' whole "Oh, woe is us, we can't find jobs as easily as our parents" line isn't really worth a trophy. Maybe a certificate for trying? OK, OK, you can have a pin, too
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(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
If you were a professor at a major university during a shooting, what would you do? Lock the doors? Turn off the lights? The correct answer is: carry on as normal, ignore your students' concerns, and joke about having them tackle the shooter
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Goodnight, last local news anchor with integrity guy
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
German seniors recreate iconic movies for retirement home calendar. Amazingly, Saving Private Ryan and The Great Escape not among the films featured
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Another brave Floridian stands his ground against a hoodie-wearing black kid. He only had to jump one fence and chase him a block or two to shoot him in the back
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Go Greyhound, and leave the driving to AHHH GET HIM OFF ME
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Its just like "Ebony and Ivory", but instead of piano keys, it's jets on a runway
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(AP)
 
 
 
Church discovers that their former-con-artist-turned Pastor has embezzled $3 Million from the church. Huh.....who would have seen THAT coming?
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
First Velveeta, now Froot Loops? WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered what that extra delicious flavor that smoking and grilling imparts upon meat actually is: Cancer. *shrug* Meh, OK
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you're gonna see some serious administrative leave
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Landlord cleaning out the apartment of her evicted tenants finds a tombstone left behind, which is a blatant violation of the apartment's "no necromancy" policy
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta highway ramp that claimed a chicken truck last week now claims a Bud Light truck. BBQ sauce delivery drivers placed on high alert
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How many de-pixelating clicks do you need to figure out these classic works of art? Subby got "Dogs Playing Poker" wrong
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Local news editor: "Hey, tech writer, I need 1000 words by tomorrow. Go." Tech writer: "Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh...wait a minute." *switches on phone* CANDY CRUSH
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Man charged with bringing air rifle to casino in attempt to improve his odds. It didn't
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bus driver quits over the stop where he got off
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to pass counterfeit $100 bills, you might want to make sure the signature on the bill isn't "Moe Money"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
8-year-old boy falls into One Tree Hill crater, apparently forgetting 8-year-old television network already had
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman was so high on crack and heroin that she forgot her alligator at Chicago O'Hare. Meh, could happen to anyone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's not selling marijuana in Colorado that will make you a bundle; no, it's selling real estate. It's selling snack food. It's anything that you can sell to people who are in a chemically altered state and ready to make bad decisions
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Science has solved the eternal mystery of why many dogs like to romp in the snow: Experts in canine psychology and behavior report that it's because the dogs find it "fun and exciting." That's some fine sciencing there, Dr. Lou
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good news for Brits: Ghost ship that's been adrift in the North Atlantic for the past year and crewed entirely by a hungry cabal of cannibal rats could be heading straight for you. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are in the habit of buying high-tech electronics from random people on the street, maybe you shouldn't be surprised when you open your iPad box to find a floor tile in its place
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Iranian President Hassan Rouhani pinkie-swears that his country is not seeking to acquire nuclear weapons and really just wants to get along with all of its neighbors. And this is why we have the Unlikely tag
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
De Blasio admits botched Upper East Side blow job...uh, i mean plow job
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(Austrian Tribune)
 
 
 
"The case for saving sharks and rays" The Bruins and Red Sox would like a word first
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(660 News Calgary)
 
 
 
NTSA says you're less likely to die in a winter car crash than one on a summer day. Apparently it's too difficult to drive and text while wearing mittens
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney World trying to determine how to deal with the "scourge" of homeless families that have taken root near the Magic Kingdom
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(New Europe)
 
 
 
Pope confirms that Al Gore is God
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
IP≠ID
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Important steps in planning your smash-n-grab robbery: 1) dark clothes, 2) ski mask, 3) rock to smash display case, 4) no members of the military shopping nearby. That last one is important
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop phlying Fred
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Norwegian researchers find that women are better......uh.....dammit. Hang on..... don't tell me. It had something to do with memory
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(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
Tennessee sure has a meth on their hands
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Italian mafia applauds Pope Francis, no longer feel clamps
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Note to family of two brothers who suffered heart attacks ten days apart while jogging: Stay away from New York City parks
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Cheating on your partner will get you in a lot of trouble at home but it also costs employers $17m a day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
♫ All is quiet, in Kiev today. The people riot. It's underway. And I want to vote you out, vote you out, night and day. Nothing changes. In Kiev today.♫
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kitten no longer able to run in place
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The five best foods for preventing Type 2 diabetus. Oatmeal strangely absent; Wilford Brimley inconsolable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good with people? If necessary, would you be willing to capture a crocodile? Sign here
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Thief swipes autographed pair of Brussels mayor's underpants. STUPID FLANDERS
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Not news: Giving birth in the back of a taxi. New and more interesting: Giving birth on a sled
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Researchers predict Facebook will die "like a disease". With a graph and everything
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Birth rates in U.shiat historic low as it's really hard to have sex in your mom's basement
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It turns out you can put a price tag on getting your genitals skinned at work
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Homeowner falls for the old "open your door up for anyone who shows a badge and then stand aside while they rob you blind at gunpoint" trick
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(BBC)
 
 
 
U.S. military allowing uniform exemptions for more religions, including Jewish, Muslim, Wiccan, and Sikh. No word yet on Pastafarians
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
I thought VFWs were just places where veterans sat around and drank. Turns out there's at least one skeleton in their closet
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Man accused of throwing mixture of eggnog, hot sauce, and WD-40 into his girlfriend's face
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Note to Western tourists: Stop trying to travel through lawless militant held tribal Pakistani lands
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why is this question even being asked? Of course farmers should willingly give their information and data to John Deere and Monsanto; how else will farming be perfected?
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
The scariest places in the world to stand. Between your wife and your girlfriend suspiciously absent
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Woman loves her boyfriend to pieces. Literally
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 455: "Impact Statement". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 22, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Smoking hot teacher's aide suspended when kinda-SFW nude pictures surface -- in anonymous envelopes sent to school officials
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Opera singer sues after botched episiotomy gives her excessive flatulence, leaving her unable to work. This ain't over until the fart lady sings
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Artist hits the art big time with his painstakingly rendered portraits. Made solely out of toothpicks. Which the man didn't even start making until he was 60. After he went blind (pics)
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
57 year old man breaks his leg, crawls for six hours to get to a house in sub zero temps. And you thought your morning commute was bad
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Woman robs same bank twice, announces to teller, "I'm back." Bonus: In wizard's robes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cancer has stage-4 Bernie Madoff
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(Salon)
 
 
 
An interview with the woman behind "Bigfoot erotica"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
America's first atheist chaplain finds out if God exists
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(Watchdog.org)
 
 
 
Fark: Teacher leaves school because she's sick, forgets she was disciplining 5 year old kept isolated in closet. Not news: Teacher's union is okay with this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman had to trek for 9 days in -35C weather just to get to the hospital so she could give birth. Now tell me all about that epidural you had
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When photobombing goes wrong
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop what else the Chinese can see on their new public TV screens
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ohio State Patrol trooper: I was just masturbating with a pre-teen boy to teach him about sex. Prosecutors: Oh, OK, charges dropped
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby makes deal with NBC to develop half-hour sitcom offering "his take on marriage and parenting." This is not a repeat from 1984
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
If you're going to do a photoshoot inside a derelict building, it always pays to make sure you can get out again
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Roe v. Wade. Okay, let me rephrase that. Today marks the 41st anniversary of the landmark Roe v. Wade decision
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently an unlicensed sex and murder dungeon is punishable by death in China. Huh. Who knew? Includes helpful photos of shocked neighbors pointing at things
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's a quiet morning on a Wyoming residential street. The birds are chirping, the squirrels are scampering about, and a large portion of China's 500 million Internet users are being routed to one house
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(iVillage Australia)
 
 
 
Because a few kids drowned, rational woman calls for a ban on backyard swimming pools in Australia
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
2012: Massachusetts passes "right to repair" forcing automakers to release auto info to all mechanics. 2014: Automakers say "fark it" and makes RtR nationwide in the easiest domino effect imaginable
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
ProTip: Before you and your comrades glue yourselves to a gas pump to protest against fracking, make sure you're at the right gas station
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Never bring a blow torch AND handgun to a screwdriver fight
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(Some Meteorite)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy holding a piece of a pallasite
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ukrainian Prime Minister says his police forces cannot be responsible for the shooting death of two protesters over the weekend since his forces aren't even carrying live ammo. Wow, way to let THAT cat out of the bag, Minister Blabbermouth
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If Rocky Horror Picture Show, Cabaret and Red Lobster were to get in on a joint venture, this is what it would look like
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Extremely rare blue diamond found in South Africa is just another overpriced carbon atom lattice randomly made by nature
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(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
Embarrassed by its reputation as a typo farm, Florida newspaper invites citizens to come down to building between 8 and 11 PM to proofread its next edition, with person finding most errors winning free dinner
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(MSN)
 
NewsFlash
 
University of OK currently not OK. Update: or is it?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The devastating results of Jenny McCarthy's reign of terror, in one world map
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Employees, thank you for helping us achieve $511,000,000 in profit last quarter. We need 1,100 of you to pack up your things and leave
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Not even Chunk's love could save Sloth from the lure of meth
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Magical doorway leading to Wonderland found in Nelson Mandela's ear
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Before putting your ear to the tracks to hear if your train is coming, first determine if the rail is live
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The only thing more deadly than being kidnapped by Mexican drug cartels is being rescued by Mexican police
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New Mexico judge rules that people have the right to assisted suicide, especially anyone who has had to live their entire life in New Mexico
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman who spearheaded anti-alcohol campaigns arrested for driving while five times over the legal limit. Twice. In two weeks
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
8 year old boy saves 6 people from a house fire, but dies trying to save more. Those are some giant, dusty brass balls and I'll just have a seat over there
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The storm in the Northeast is worse due to a lack of propane and propane accessories
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
An Oregon man, who apparently has never seen a Michael Bay movie, pours gasoline on a fire to keep warm. Luckily only six agencies were involved in putting out the fire and rescuing the injured
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
33-year-old woman tries to run down her husband at MLK celebration, pins him between two cars, threatens her 21-year-old son with handgun, and shoots her husband in the leg before fleeing the scene. FloridAristocrats
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
While the East Coast is busy digging themselves out Hawaii is bracing for 40-50 foot waves. Vaya con dios brah
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President of Yale University: "The challenge is that college education costs a lot" and sometimes you're stuck with a worthless Harvard degree at the end of it all
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
If Walmart won't accept your returns without a receipt, pointing a BB gun is probably not going to change their policy
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(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Genes that fit: College freshmen discover shared sperm-donor dad, both born to Lesbian parents
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you suggesting bats migrate?
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Hero: Woman ran into store and took off her shirt to use to help stop a man's serious bleeding. Weird: Then she laid down next to him. Scary: Then she turned out to be the one who stabbed him then slit his throat with a filet knife
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
One new nuclear attack submarine only, Vasili
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Boy trapped in well. Updates via collie to be forthcoming
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ikea to open their second store in Florida, as the company gets a kick out of the notion so many people in that state will struggle assembling their products
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Air Force updates PT uniform standards to include black socks, hot-pink cell phones, multicolored running shoes, but only on Beer Call Fridays
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Quick, name two licenses that are only valid when you're sober
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
New reports that West Virginia water catastrophe included a second, untested, chemical, surprising exactly 0 of the 300,000 people affected
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Marina at Sparks, Nevada declared safe despite thousands of dead fish. Finally, a strong lesson for anyone in the state who falls a little too far behind in their gambling debts
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Got gay married, then moved to Indiana? Good luck filing taxes, muwhahah...wait...being gay means you can skip taxes?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Some days, the internet will punch you in the gut, insult your mother, and make you wish for eye bleach. Other days, it solves a 20-year-old riddle about a dying grandmother's cryptic last note
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(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
New York City cracks down on jaywalking by issuing $100 tickets. Charges to be tripled if crossing the street while carrying a 32 ounce soft drink and smoking a cigarette
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Adding to the ever-growing list of the things you have been doing wrong your entire life: how to reheat leftover eggs, steak, chicken, pancakes, soups, roasted potatoes and muffins
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this miss on the U.S.S. Maddox
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study shows that waves of over-privileged white kids taking over old neighborhoods, driving up prices, and pushing out the former non-white residents may actually be a good thing. Well, for the privileged white kids, anyway
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today: "There will NEVER be a gay marriage at my wedding venue." Near Future: "This charming little wedding venue is priced to sell, after the previous owners were forced into bankruptcy"
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Mom takes away daughter's hookah at 4:30 AM because she is scared her daughter will burn down the house. Daughter responds completely reasonably and is just resting in jail for a few days
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Is Disneyland's Space Mountain really one of the most legendary roller coasters in America?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Mommy blogger's newest gripe: "It's hard for any child to resist the brightly colored, shiny wrappers that are the perfect size for small hands to grab, set up at face level"
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